MNB - #400 - WINNIPEG, MB

[President Mac]

WARNING: This live event contains stunts performed by professionals or under the supervision of professionals and maybe unsuitable for younger viewers. Accordingly EWC and it's producers must insist that no one attempt to recreate or re-enact any stunt or activity performed in this live event.

The Extreme Wrestling Corporation presents

MONDAY NIGHT BRAWL

EPISODE 400

^{Monday Night Brawl is a professional wrestling television program for Extreme Wrestling Corporation (EWC) that currently airs on ESPN, Spike, SkySports, huluPLUS and TSN2 in Canada. The show's name, which is sometimes stylized as MNB, is also used to refer to the Brawl brand, in which EWC employees are assigned to work and perform on that program. The show originally debuted in North America on the CTV & ESPN Network on April 7,1997. It remained there for a number of years until Brawl was moved to SPIKE TV and SYFY. In 2008, the show was moved to Showtime HD, SciFi HD, SkySports and the new TSN2. Since its launch in 1997, Brawl continues to air on Monday nights. Brawl is generally seen as the company's flagship program due to its longer history, higher ratings, and emphasis on pay-per-views. It is the second longest running weekly episodic television show in history}

Live from the Newly Built EWC Stadium III in Winnipeg, Manitoba

EWC Stadium III, is one of only 3 EWC Stadiums in the World (Ottawa & New York) projected to cost over $175 million, is convertible to a concert stage for outdoor concerts, and with field seating, the stadium can hold 52,000 for concerts or 65,000 for a Wrestling event. The architectural design was by Rossetti Architects, architects of Scotiabank Place

EWC BRAWL

June 17, 2013

Live From EWC Stadium III in Winnipeg, Manitoba 

Commentators: Joe Aiello & Jeremy Piven

Announcer: Jessica Stroup

Head Ref: Earl Hebner

Backstage help: Ace Heart

2 Chainz Ft Wiz Khalifa are standing center stage as they begin to perform "We Own It" as the show starts off with a video footage detailing historic events over the Monday Night Brawls sixteen year history. Images of previous EWC Champions are shown, starting with the very first Champion Black Ninja, then moving onto Big Mac and Steve Bennett. Sped up footage then shows a special montage of Memphis Reigns, Shadow Man, Hirsh Valentine, Jesse Nunez, Hurricane Jeff, Moses Lake, James Chambers, BDC, Jay Cee, Stray, Gladiator and then The Rev all with the World Championship.

The opening pyros hit and here we go.

The energy in the EWC Stadium is electrifying. Spotlights circle around the arena as the 65,000 fans in the venue are shown in a wide angle shot. The camera then pans out showing a full scale view of the jam packed arena and zooms in on some crazy fans



A chant begins of

MNB
MNB
MNB
MNB

The lights dim. 

The TitanTron flickers on.

The letters P R E S I D E N T M A C flash across the screen.

The thousands in attendance jump to there feet in excitement and start pounding there feet on the ground and clapping there hands creating the sound: 

BoomBoom CLAP!

BoomBoom CLAP!

BoomBoom CLAP!

A dim spotlight shines over the musical stage where KoRn is set-up. They begin playing "Coming Undone" to the delight of the fans.

Pyros explode up and down the entrance Ramp and all around the entrance stage. Once the smoke begins to settle an old-style movie curtain parts at the top of the ramp. Two roving spotlights pan and fix on center. There, President Mac stands, head bowed in his signature sun glasses, arms out-stretched with clenched fists. And as the lyrics kick in, and the fans sing along, Mac clap-clap-stomps toward the ring, slapping hands. At ringside, he takes off his "specs" and gives them to a young fan. Mac pauses in front of the ring and stares out at the capacity crowed chanting his name, he smiles, soaking it all in. Then he hops the top rope and stands half way up the turnbuckle, posing for the thousands of camera flashes all over the arena

The song finishes and Mac gives a salute to KoRn who nod back in recognition. Mac is standing in the middle of the ring, but the fans in attendance are still standing, chanting, screaming, cheering. This is the moment they have waited 3 long years for. Finally the EWC has retuned. Finally President Mac has returned. Finally.. 

MAC: Wiiiiiinnnnnnniiiiiipppppppeeeeeeggggggg

The crowd explodes again, even louder then before

MAC: Damn it feels good to be home

Chants of E-W-C begin across the stadium

MAC: This is where I belong, in this city, in this federation and in this ring

More screaming and cheering erupts

MAC: For three long years the EWC has been dormant. The fans kept calling, the fans kept emailing, the fans kept sending letters. And you know what?

Fans scream "WHAT!!!!!!!??!!!!!!"

MAC: President Mac listened to them all

Another thunderous uproar of cheers

MAC: Ladies and Gentleman.. welcome to the 400th MONDAY NIGHT BRAWLLLLLLL!!!!

All in attendance are back on there feet cheering

MAC: To the fans I say thank you. Thank you for hounding me, stalking me and pleading with me. Thank you for being patient. Thank you for being so welcoming. I love you all

More cheering, more screaming, more clapping

MAC: So tell me.. do you like the new logo?

Another eruption of cheers

MAC: The new logo represents change. In the glory days of EWC, we were the top dogs. No one could compare or even come near us. Then things changed. The dog pound got bigger. The other dogs got bigger, smarter, meaner. For some, they might get scared off and call it a day. Not me. I've waited, watched, learned and adapted. I vow to all of you here, and to all those watching at home, on the internet or a local bar. The EWC is back and better then ever!

Fans stand and cheer once more

MAC: We WILL be the top dog once again!

Fans continue to cheer

MAC: Now lets get this new era started.. 

Mac looks over to Joe Aiello and Jeremy Piven

MAC: Joe and Jer.. they are all yours

"COMING UNDONE" begins to blast over the P.A. and the fans all stand and cheer as Mac slowly exits the ring and makes his way back up the ramp. Mac makes sure to shake as many hands as possible as he walks to the back

[President Mac]

» COMMERCIAL » BREAK »

Aiello: Welcome ladies and gentle to the 400th episode of Monday Night Brawl. As always I'm Joe Aiello and with me is Jeremy Piven

Piven: Can I say it?

Aiello: Go for it

Piven: We are FUCKING BACK!

Aiello: As always, elegantly put and correct

Piven: I've been waiting three fucking years to return to this job. You know how irritating it is to be on some shitty BBC show after Entourage ended? EWC is where I wanna be baby

Aiello: Well it's great to be back and just in time for Season Sixteen

Piven: This Stadium is a fucking nice stadium. 

Aiello: I am sure all 60,000 of the fans would agree

Piven: How great was it seeing Mac out in the ring just now? And that fucking montage of champions

Aiello: It is certainly an emotional moment for all of us

Piven: Any standouts for you tonight Joe?

Aiello: I'm looking forward to seeing what Deadeye still has left in the tank, and how much rust Joey Orsome might display tonight. You?

Piven: Jay FUCKING Cee. That guy is legit and glad he's back

Aiello: So many returning stars, and lots of new blood. This new era of EWC is certainly exciting

Piven: Any idea on what the HOLY SHIT moment will be tonight?

Aiello: I'm sure we will find out soon

Piven: Let's get this bitch started shall we!

The following contest is scheduled for one fall!

“Radioactive” by Imagine Dragons starts and then the bass drops as Destiny makes his way to the ring. 

“Coming to the ring, weighing 242 pounds, from New York, New York… Kris Destiny!”

He does not acknowledge the crowd until he gets into the ring and he then he panders to the crowd, telling them to get excited for the upcoming match.

Red and silver pyro goes off as Devilish of the Punk hits and out walks Damien. Cocky smirk on his face, he walks on stage and heads right for the ring.

“Coming to the ring, weighing 220 pounds, from Los Angeles, California… Damien Romero!”

Him and the fans get into it a bit with a war of words as he stops at the bottom of the ramp. He smirks to himself, sliding up on the apron. He fixes his hair, getting in the ring and jaw jacking with the ref as he awaits his matchup.

Piven: Let me tell you something, Joe. I am very excited for the debut of this guy Damien Romero. I like his attitude. I like his drive. And I am really looking forward to what he will bring to the table!

Aiello: Well what a better place to check the caliber of a talent than on Monday Night Brawl!

The bell rings as the match begins. As soon as the match starts, the opponents lock-up. Almost as soon as they touch, Damien Romero takes the initiative by sliding under the arm of Kris Destiny and taking the back of his opponent. He swiftly grabs Destiny’s ankles and pulls them out from underneath Kris, causing him to fall hard to the mat.

Aiello: Beautiful double leg trip by Romero to start off the match-up.

Once his opponent lay prone on the mat, The Fatal One drops a mean elbow across the back of Kris Destiny. Damien quickly pops to his feet and backs away from his opponent, telling him to get up.

Aiello: Now this is odd, Jeremy. Instead of staying in control of Destiny, Damien Romero chooses to give his adversary some time to breathe. What do you think about this move?

Piven: I think that this proves how confident The Lady Killer is in his ability.

Destiny, rubbing the spot on his back that took the first blow, slowly gets up. One he is back on his feet, Kris tries to get the crowd behind him by clapping up the crowd. The crowd begins to clap in unison as the match starts back up. The opponents lock up yet again. This time, Kris gets the better of the exchange by falling backwards and hitting a head and arm toss. Destiny pops to his feet, while Romero uses the momentum from the toss to get back to his feet also. Romero rushes at Destiny and is caught with a Powerslam. Romero then stands and taunts to the fans while Damien rolls to the outside.

Aiello: Fluent head and arm takeover into an impactful Powerslam by Destiny!

Piven: The first bit of offense from Kris Destiny and Damien Romero is out on the floor. 

However, Kris taunts for a bit too long, and turns his back on Romero. Damien then swiftly re-enters the ring and catches his opponent with a deadly release German Suplex. Destiny lands almost solidly on the top of his head. 

Piven: By god, Joe! I think he just killed Kris Destiny.

Aiello: That was one of the most disgusting suplex I’ve ever seen in my professional career.

Damien then turns and looks at the camera while on one knee with a wicked smile. He grabs Destiny and goes for the pin.

1…

2…

Destiny kicks out to a stunned crowd.

Aiello: Surprising kick-out by Kris Destiny.

Piven: Very surprising, Joe. I thought that was the match.

Instead of disputing the referee’s decision, Romero goes back on the offensive by picking up Kris and leaning him across the ropes. He grabs his arm and whips him into the ropes. Destiny bounces back into Romero’s arms as Damien plants him with a Belly to Belly Suplex. Kris yells out in pain as Damien goes right back to working on the back by grabbing Destiny’s legs and locking in a Boston Crab.

Aiello: And there is a Boston Crab by Damien Romero.

Piven: This is a very dangerous hold, and Kris Destiny’s back has been worn down by Damien Romero’s offense throughout the match. 

Destiny begins to look around, only to find that he is far away from the ropes at this point. Romero cranks on the hold for close to a minute. As Damien applies more and more pressure to the hold, the crowd slowly begins to chant “DES-TI-NY! DES-TI-NY!”. As Kris hears the support, he begins to fight the hold. After a couple of seconds, Kris Destiny uses his leg strength to launch Romero off of him.

Piven: Look at this! Kris Destiny uses his weight advantage and escapes from the Boston Crab!

Both wrestlers get back to their feet, and Romero is caught with a big clothesline. He stands and is caught in another big clothesline. Damien stands for the third time, and, with Kris running at him, ready to deliver a third heavy clothesline, he uses the momentum to bend down, and lift Destiny onto his shoulders to drop him with a Death Valley Driver. He hits the maneuver, and Kris immediately grabs for his back.

Aiello: Oh! And that derails that train of momentum that Kris Destiny was attempting to conduct.

Piven: That it does, Joe. Romero nails Final Rights on an unsuspecting Destiny.

Damien looks into the camera and shakes his head with a smirk on his face. He looks over at Destiny, who is getting to his feet. Once he has both feet on the mat, Damien smashes him in the face with a Superkick and then a Cutter. 

Aiello: There it is! That’s it! Romero calls that The Fatal Blow!

Piven: Such a deadly move. I’ve never seen such a mean combination. 

He goes for the cover.

1…

2…

3!

Here is your winner…. Damien Romero!

Piven: Impressive debut by Damien Romero, putting away Kris Destiny in dominant fashion.

[President Mac]

Ace Heart: I’m standing back stage with EWC super star Nick Wadden

The crowd gives a little boo. Nick clasps his hands together and shakes them by his face

Nick: You love me! You really love me!

Nick semi rolls his eyes as he looks at Ace

Ace: Nick, You got a big match later; being in the Main Event of the 400th Monday Night Brawl. Any nerves leading up to your big tag team match against The Cartel?

Nick: none at all Ace and I’ll tell you why. I don’t believe in jinxes, I don’t believe in the boogie man or karma or an eye for an eye. I believe in history repeating itself and fixing those mistakes. In the past I was greatness, in the present I will return to greatness and the future, you guessed it, will be great as well. A legend has been reborn in the EWC and it begins tonight.

Nick walks away as the scene fades

Skyler Montgomery vs. Sah’ta Thor

Stroup: Ladies and gentlemen, this match is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first…

The opening riff to "Let it Die" by Ozzy Osbourne echoes through the 

arena's speaker system as the lights dim. A few seconds pass before a 

golden light focuses on the top of the ramp. Standing there is a regal 

looking Sah'ta Thor who is wearing a white furred red satin kingly 

mantle with a matching crown (ala Lawler). In his right hand is a royal 

scepter studded with gems. The light takes on a reddish tinge as four 

women (Melfina, Briandea, Paige, and Colliette) dressed in varying 

colored corsets come out from the back and surround him. As the

lyrics start up the group starts down the ramp as the women dance around

him. Once at the ring Thor hands the crown and scepter to the women 

before shrugging off the royal robes. Thor is now revealed to be 

standing in a pair of black jeans and a red t-shirt with a golden 

pattern of the Seven Deadly Sins with the words Sin Incarnate in white. 

He pulls off his shirt revealing his scarred toned muscular upper body. 

He turns and starts pacing in the ring as he awaits his opponents.

Stroup: From parts unknown, weighing in at 175 pounds… He is the Sin Incarnate, SAH’TA THOR!!!

SkyMont walks out onto the entrance stage, to the sound of Billy Talent screaming their tale of woe, smoking a cigarette. He saunters down to the ring, up the steps and steps into the middle of the ring where here stubs his cigarette out. As the dying embers of smoke rise from the canvas, SkyMont adopts his trademark crucifix pose and the crowd boo.

Stroup: And his opponent… From London, England… weighing in at 195 pounds…. The Sky Monster, SKYLAR MONTGOMERY!!!

The bell rings as Skylar and Thor lock up in a grappling position. Skylar pulls Thor into a headlock, positioning himself firmly on the hold. Skylar pulls him away slightly as he sends a knee to Thor’s gut repeatedly. He then hits a forearm directly for Thor’s face. He irish whips Thor quickly as Skylar attempts a clothesline. Thor ducks as he rebounds off the ropes as he simply just hits a crossbody on Skylar with speed and agility. Thor grabs Skylar as he sends a knee to SKylar’s gut. He then levels him with a spinning back fist which staggers him a bit. 

Ailleo: This match is starting with the basics… Haven’t seen that in three years.

Piven: If I was both of those guys… I would just get to the intense part already. Never want to risk slowing down too much.

Thor grabs Skylar as he lifts him up for a vertical suplex quickly. He then pops up on his feet. Thor stomps on Skylar while he was still down on the ground.

Thor picks up Skylar right up on his feet. He then attempts a swinging neckbreaker but Skylar had enough sense to push him right off. Skylar now grabs Thor as he kicks him directly in his gut with aggression.

He then hits a neckbreaker, bringing him down to the mat. Thor gets up and then Skylar levels him with a devastating clothesline which sends him down hard on the mat.

SKylar picks him up by the head as he hammers him right on the top of his head. He then backs him up and Skylar just levels him with a swift dropkick.

Ailleo: What impact these two are coming at each other with! This match might just steal the show

Piven: I hate to admit it but you might be right, Joe. Though, if I was Skylar, I would simply end it already without a care in the world.

Skylar then grabs Thor, rolling him up in a victory roll to make a cover on him right then and there.

1…

2…

Thor kicks out as Skylar pulls his head up. Thir prepares for a sitout jawbreaker but Thor breaks out of the grapple as he meets Skylar with a grapple of his own. Thor then hits a swinging neckbreaker on Thor with impact and force behind it. Thor sends Skylar to the outside, having him land right on his rear end. Thor smirks as he simply has something in store.


Skylar stands up on his feet, but barely as Thor runs to the ropes and then he hits a suicide dive right ot the outside, colliding with Skylar. It takes Skylar out in the process. The crowd just goes nuts after seeing the aerial assault from Thor.


Thor climbs up on the ring apron as Skylar gets up yet again. Thor then runs off the apron and he hits a running knee to the face of Skylar, sending him down on the padded floor.

Ailleo: This match is very entertaining in the early stages of this competition.

Piven: I can’t think of why would Skylar make such a mistake of letting Thor throw him out of the ring. He knows that Thor is capable of being a high flier.

Thor picks up Skylar and he rolls him back inside of the ring. Thor goes to the inside of the ring as well… Thor makes a cover, hooking up the leg.

Ailleo: Here comes Thor’s first pin attempt!

Piven: Come on Skylar, kick out!

1…

2…

Skylar rolls his shoulder up as Thor gets him up. Thor gets a swinging neckbreaker yet again, bringing him down to the ground. Thor gets on the top turnbuckle as SKylar gets up. Thor jumps up off the turnbuckle but Skylar jumps up and he hits a dropkick, which brings Thor down to the mat with ease. Skylar gets Thor up on his feet as he irish whips him to the north turnbuckle.


Skylar backs up as he rushes to Thor and he hits a dropkick into him, having him sitdown on the corner. He then hits yet another dropkick right down to the corner for a corner dropkick with devastating impact.

Skylar gets Thor up on his feet as he then hits 3 rolling Russian legsweeps with devastating impact, each one more painful than the other.

Ailleo: What a battle this has been for the second match of the 400th episode of Monday Night Brawl!

Piven: With the mistakes that both of these men have made, I’m surprises that this match didn’t end like it was supposed to.

Ailleo: It may end now, here’s Skylar with the cover on Thor

1…

2…

Thor rolls his shoulder up, forcing himself right up. Skylar grabs him by the head but Thor hits him repeatedly in the stomach. He then jumps up, aiming his knee directly for the jaw of Skylar.

Thor then runs to the ropes and he hits a cactus clothesline, turning Skylar inside out once he had hit him. Thor then hits a front flip Piledriver on Skylar with devastating force on the neck. Thor smirks as he stands him up..

Thor kicks him in the gut He then hits HERETIC’S CURSE! He then rolls Skylar over, for a cover.

1…

2…

3!



WINNER: Sah'Ta Thor

[President Mac]

In the backstage area, EWC General Manager: BDC opens the door to his
office. The relaunch of EWC on its four hundredth episode and the
matches thus far from the extremely talented Brawl Stars has BDC in a
good mood. However the smile on his face has left him as someone was
waiting on BDC’s
desk.

“HELLLLLOOOOO DADDY!” It’s Derek Wellings, he’s lounging out across his desk wearing only a towel.

Although
they’ve met in the past, this isn’t the first time that the beloved GM
of EWC and the Airborne Ranger have an odd meeting. Knowing how Derek
is, BDC let’s a loud sigh and rubs his face. “What do you want, Derek?”

“Now
why do you got to be like that!?” Derek says in a bad falsetto. “Can’t I
just come around and say Hello to my former enemy and brand new boss?”

“When you’re ready to be professional, yes, I’ll gladly talk with you. But… when you look like you just left the shower…”

“Or
To Catch A Predator!” Excited at the prospect that his boss would get
the reference, Derek shoots up happily with one figure pointing upward.
Curious to what he’s pointing at, BDC looks up at the ceiling and then
back at Derek. “Please, take a seat.”

“Erm no, I’m good, Derek.” This is a… unique meeting.

“No,
go ahead, please. Take a seat.” Derek points over and BDC uncomfortably
sits in his chair, fearing Derek was JUST sitting in this prior to
laying out across his desk.

BDC is clearly confused. “How did you do that?”

“Oh, I’ve met Chris Hansen, I jus-“

“You
know, just stop there Derek. Okay? Just stop, I don’t like where this
is going. I don’t care why or how you met Chris Hansen, just stop. Do
you have a REAL reason to be lying out on my desk wearing ONLY a towel?”
Not amused at his antics, BDC gives Derek a deathly series look.

“Well, Big Daddy . . .”

“My name is Chris, but everyone calls me BDC, or sir.”

“Like
I was saying Big Daddy, you would be right. I do have a real reason to
be here. I do want to say, I’m done with our past and wanted to start of
new. But I also wanted you to know, what kind of worker I am and how
grateful I am that you’re giving me a second chance. Old dogs like us
don’t retire gracefully; we usually die alone and painfully. So thank
you for giving me three other little kids to stretch and bend.” Derek
offers to shake his hand.

Although BDC knows that deep down,
Derek is lying through his teeth, he makes a good point, but not a good
enough point to shake his hand and let the former Drill Sergeant think
he’s done something good. “You DO realize, I’m not the only one who
rehired you, right?”

Lightning has just struck Derek’s brain. An idea just shot off in his mind. “You’re right! I have to thank Big Mac!”

“AAAHHHHHHH!”
BDC screams loudly as Derek rips his towel off around his waist and
throws it on his desk. It isn’t the fact that he could have been naked
underneath; it’s the fact that Derek Welling’s doesn’t know what a tan
is. Wearing a hot pink banana hammock, Derek strikes a model like pose
as a
stage hand started a giant fan, on cue.

“Where’s Mac? I need to thank him.”

“Never mind him! You got a match and you BETTER be presentable!”

“I’ll go out there like this if I want! I AM WHO I AM!” shouts Derek definitely.

“Get out before I l fire you!” says BDC, his tone serious and to the point.

“Oh…
right… about that… yeah… I’ll be ready, but Mac better be back here!
And while I’m at it, I think you forget that only Mac and the VP has the
power to hire and fire around here!” Says Derek before marching off.

Back
at the announcer’s table, Joe Aiello and Jeremy Piven are simply
awestruck that BDC didn’t attack Derek. “That was odd…” a shocked Joe
Aiello says, not believing what he’s seen.

“Well, that’s Derek Wellings for you. He’s too old to care anymore, told me that himself.” Jeremy holds back his snickering.

Joe is clearly repulsed by Jeremy’s words. “You knew he’d do that?!”

“Who do you think give him the idea to do that?” replies Jeremy.

Brawl cuts to commercial

» COMMERCIAL » BREAK »

Bryce Bridges vs. Michael London

Stroup: This match is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first…

A bass line begins over the PA system as the lights dim within the arena, the crowd all standing from their seats with a massive ovation. Drums kick in over the bass, with then a couple of guitar strums joining in. A small shred on the guitar begins before lyrics.

"Unsettling Differences" by Blue Smock Nancy continues to play over the system as videos of the talent known as Michael London and his manager is seen as the theme continues to play over the tron screen. Michael London walks out wearing his leather sleeveless jacket and wrestling gear. His manager supporting a nice suit walks out in-front of London. Michael London then walks around his manager then slids through the bottom of the ropes and pops up to his feet as the lights dim back to normal and the pa system fades the music.

From Kansa City, Missouri, weighing in at 240 pounds… MICHAEL LONDON!

"Red Right Hand" by Arctic Monkeys hits the PA system as the crowd begins to boo. Out from the backstage comes "B Double" Bryce Bridges with a smug look upon his face. In his hand is a bottle of Captain Morgan rum. As he gets out to the top of the entrance ramp and opens the bottle, and takes a large drink. He swiftly lowers the drink and a huge smile appears over his face as the crowd drenches Bryce with boos. He then begins to walk down the ramp. While walking down the ramp, Bridges takes another sip of his drink. Once he gets to the apron, Bryce walks up the ring steps and enters the ring. Once in the ring, Bryce takes another large sip while walking to the corner turnbuckle. He climbs the turnbuckle and channels Great Muta by putting two fingers under his jaw and letting loose a mist of alcohol. He looks at the camera hard and with a wicked smile, Bryce climbs down the turnbuckle, places his drink on the ring steps, and then stands. He then checks the ropes and popping his neck before the match begins.

Stroup: And his opponent, from Boulder, Colorado… weighing in at 225 pounds… B Double… BRYCE BRIDGES!

The bell rings as London and Bridges lock up in a brief grapple. London pushes Bridges back forcefully, using his strength to the full advantage. Michael London lifts him up off of his feet by his neck as he just throws him around the ring. He walks near Bryce Bridges, picking him up with ease. Bridges kicks him harshly in the gut, hitting a huge forearm to his face. Bryce backs up as he attempts a dropkick but London swat it away as if Bridges was a fly. Michael London picks up Bryce Bridges as he over throws Bryce and he hits a overhead belly to belly suplex with devastating impact. Michael picks up Bryce’s limp body as he then hits a devastating short arm clothesline, turning him inside out.

Ailleo: What great strength by Michael London!

Piven: That could cost him in the long run if he’s not careful.

London picks up Bridges’s limp body yet again, irish whipping him with ease. He places his hands on Bryce Bridges’s neck, hitting a double hand chokeslam on Bryce. Michael picks up Bryce by the head as Bryce fights it out, hitting him in the gut with ease Bridges hits him with a dropkick, which staggers him instead him hitting the mat. Bryce has him right where he wants him. He runs to the ropes as Bryce attempts a crossbody but Michael catches him. Michael hits a fallaway slam, almost sending him on the outside of the ring.

Ailleo: What massive strength by Michael London!

Piven: Hahahaha, what an idiot Bryce Bridges thinking he could try to fend off and get him down.

London makes a cover with ease.






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2…

Bryce kicks out as Michael pulls him up off of his feet. Bryce kicks him in the leg as hard as he could. He then hits a knee to Michael’s face with brute force. Bryce then hits a german suplex, bringing him down with force. Bryce then picks up Michael London as he then backs up. He then hits a running calf kick directly to his face with devastating impact. He then gets London off of his back and he hits a vertical suplex with force behind. Bridges gets up on the turnbuckle as he jumps off and he hits an elbow drop straight for the heart of Michael London. Bryce picks up Michael London as he sends him to the ring apron. Bryce pulls Michael through the second rope. He then hits a rope assisted spinning neckbreaker which is called Colorado Green.

Ailleo: Looks like B Double is prepared to get back into this thing

Piven: He’s lucky to get the momentum that he’s getting.

Bryce picks up Michael with ease as he hits a belly to back suplex with impact. He then springboards and he hits a springboard moonsault. Bridges picks up Michael as he then this a victory roll, preparing to cover on London.




1…







2…

Michael powers out as Bryce picks up off of the mat. He then hits one of his moves called On the Rocks as Michael once again is to the ground. He applies the cobra clutch while he’s on the ground as he positions himself to make Michael tap. Michael struggles to get out of the hold as he pulls himself together. Michael just simply breaks out of the hold. He gets himself up. He then hits a belly to belly suplex to Bridges with ease. He then picks up Bridges, hitting an exploder suplex with devastating force. Michael shakes it off as if he isn’t fazed. Michael then gets on the turnbuckle as he hits a knee drop right to Bridges face with devastating force.

Piven: See? I knew Michael London could get back into it. Go ahead, beat that drunken idiot.

Bryce is seen dragging his body as he grabs his drink from the outside. Michael picks him up by the head. Bryce then hits him with Alcohol Mist right to Michael’s face as it gets into Michael’s eyes. Bryce goes to the top rope as Michael is slightly getting his vision back he then runs into Bridges knocking him off the top rope and Bryce falls awkwardly on his left knee and London hits a snap suplex, Michael makes a cover to Bryce.




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2…

Bryce kicks out and Michael picks up Bryce he hits a signature move of his own called Justice For All, which he hits on Bryce with force now. He then hits THE END GAME! He then makes an easy picking chose by making a cover on the injured Bridges.









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2…






3!

Michael London gets the win as Bryce is laid in the ring clutching his left knee.

Jessica Stroup: Here is your winner by pinfall Michael London!!!


WINNER: Michael London


Joe Aeillo: Bryce Bridges looks in trouble here Jeremy as we see EMT's coming out to the ring to check on Bridges knee.

A replay is shown, showing Bridges fall from the top rope onto his knee. While London celebrates his debut victory in the EWC.

Jeremy Piven: Well we hope Bridges is ok, but credit to London for keeping on him at the end there, not letting up on Bridges and he gets his victory.

[President Mac]

» COMMERCIAL » BREAK »

As the show comes back on from commercial. We see a dark figure standing in front of the camera. The figure is too close to see who it really is, until the figure backs away from the camera and the crowd begins to boo. Its none other than Shane Borderland, a familiar name to the wrestling community. He smiles at the camera and bows his head. Suddenly EWC interviewer Ace Heart. He stands there holding a mic right beside Shane. Shane raises his head up and turns, looking at Ace.

::Shane Borderland::
Who the hell are you?

::Ace Heart::
Im Ace Heart, EWC’s interviewer.

::Shane Borderland::
Want a cookie or something?

::Ace Heart::
Not really, but thanks anyways.

Shane shakes his head slowly from side to side.

::Ace Heart::
I was wanting to ask you a few questions upon your arrival to EWC.

::Shane Borderland::
Sure, why not.

Shane says sarcastically.

::Ace Heart::
Shane, what made you come to the EWC?

::Shane Borderland::
Well after being in professional wrestling for over 2 years now, I decided to take a break. Visit the scenery a little bit. But that got old very quick. I have been absent from a professional arena for two long months now and I have been dreading it.

::Ace Heart::
Why did you take a two month hiatus for?

::Shane Borderland::
Well my former tag partner in another place I use to be in, well he messed my leg up pretty bad. But now im in the best shape of my career and I seen that EWC was reopening there doors. So why not come to this place and start fresh.

::Ace Heart::
What is your plans going on into the 400th show of Brawl?

Shane smiles.

::Shane Borderland::
My plans? My plans are very simple Ace, but are very strategic. You will see once that bell rings and the other three superstars in that ring with me, will once feel a true superstar among them.

::Ace Heart::
Good luck to you Shane.

Shane smirks as Ace Hearts walks away from the scene.

::Shane Borderland::
Dumbass....

The scene fades.

MATCH FOUR

FATAL FOUR-WAY MATCH

John Jones VS Derek Wellings VS Damon Cross VS Shane Borderland

Joe Aiello: So we are about to witness the fatal four way match scheduled tonight and this will feature one past and returning EWC superstar Damon Cross and three new signings for President Mac to the EWC, so we will learn a lot about some of these guys in this match.

Jeremy Piven: This will be a fast paced match between four young men looking to make a big impact by not just beating one superstar on the return of Brawl, but beating three.

Joe Aiello: So let's head back over to Jessica for the introductions.

Jessica Stroup: The following contest is shceduled for one fall and is a fatal four way match.

The lights dim…
The crowd scream…
“THE CHAMP IS HERE…THE CHAMP IS HERE…THE CHAMP IS HERE…”
'The champ is here' by Jadakiss hits the PA system. The immortal line of Ali echoes throughout the arena as gold tinted spotlight lightsup a circle of the stage…
The TitonTron begins to show footage of John Jones both training and his previous MMA and wrestling matches. Jones walks out into the spotlight on the stage and as the song begins its first verse, Jones points to the ring then raises his hand up high before slamming his palm onto the stage setting off gold pyro down the ramp. The gold tinted arena lights flash on, bathing the arena in gold.

Jessica Stroup: Firstly making his way to the ring, from London, England, weighing 276lbs, 'The Engineer' John Jones!!!

Walking to the ring, Jones ignores the majority of the crowd until he starts a verbal war with a fan booing him before jumping onto the apron and into the ring. He paces around the ring waiting for his other opponents. 'The war is over' by Trust Company then rings around the arena as Derek Wellings makes his entrance to an incredible ovation. His years away from the ring haven't gone ignored as the fans are still behind him.

Jessica Stroup: Next from Detroit, Michigan, weighing 280lbs, 'The Airbourne Ranger' Dereck Wellings!!!!

With a stern face, Derek walks towards the ring. As he hears it, Derek increases his speed and slides in. Then in two movements he hops onto his feet and pounds on his shoulder as John Jones stares Wellings down.
As the lights dim throughout the arena, red strobe lights start shining everywhere as the sound of "My Time to Shine" by Saliva blares through the arena. Shane Borderland slowly comes out behind the curtain and stops when he reaches the top of the ramp and looks throughout the crowd. He raises his arms up in the air as the crowd boo’s him.

Jessica Stroup: And their next opponent, from San Diego, California, weighing 243lbs, Shane Borderland!!!

He starts walking down the ramp looking side to side at the crowd. He jumps up on the apron, and turns an looks at the crowd and shakes his head. He goes through the middle rope and hops up on the turnbuckle and extends his arms. (Randy Orton Style) then he jumps off the turnbuckle. The opening sounds of Come On slowly blare over the PA system. The arena goes black and than red as a broken Celtic Cross emblazons the tron. Damon Cross emerges from the backstage with a look of delusion in his eyes. A red mark is painted over his right eye. He stares out into the crowd and points to them with his kendo stick. He slowly makes his way down the ramp while making quick movements to see if anyone is behind him. As he reaches the the ring, he hops up on the apron and rolls under the bottom rope. He gets to his knees and places the kendo stick on his right shoulder.

Jessica Stroup: And finally...weighing in at two hundred and thirty pounds...hailing from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania...THE OMEGA...DAAAMON CROSSSS!!!

As the crowd cheers in approval, Damon makes it to his feet and paces around the ring. The referee tries to take his kendo stick away, but Damon holds it up in a striking motion. Damon stares out into the crowd and than makes his way to his corner and places the kendo stick on the mat. As he stares out into the crowd, he pulls the beanie off his head and than pulls the baclava off. He places both items on top of the kendo stick and stars out into the crowd. Within a moment Damon's face is overtaken by anger and the broken red cross is more prominently shown on his right eye. He turns around and faces the referee as he waits for the bell to ring.

Jeremy Piven: Now were ready, let's see this match break down.

Joe Aiello: Of course don't forget that all four men will be in the ring at once, there is no tagging in, in a fatal four way match, so don't take your eyes off this match for a second. Anything can happen with four guys in the ring at once, you can lose without being pinned or submitted.

All four men occupuy each corner of the ring looking at one another and you can almost read the thoughts of each man planning ahead. The bell rings and Shane Borderland climbs out of the ring, leaving the other three to face off. Derek Wellings and Damon Cross lock up in the ring only for Jones to attack both men and get the advantage early on while Borderland taunts the crowd on the outside. Jones knocks both Cross and Wellings down with clotheslines before mounting Wellings and clubbing him with forearm shots. Damon Cross gets up and kicks Jones in the back of the head knocking him under the bottom rope and out of the ring. Cross grab Wellings arm and whips him into the ropes, but Wellings comes off and the big man launches and connects with a flying shoulder tackle, Cross is up quickly and Wellings knocks him back down with a clothesline coming off the other ropes. Borderland starts stomping John Jones who was down on the floor at ringside as the crowd begin chanting 'Borderland sucks'. He then whips Jones into the ring post and slides into the ring and suprises Wellings with a reverse Russian legsweep. Cross gets to his feet and Borderland whips him into the turnbuckle and follows it up with a running elbow in the corner and then hits a snap suplex. He covers Cross.

1..


Kick out by Cross after just one. Borderland turns his attention to Wellings and knees him in the mid section, he sets him up for a piledriver, but Wellings counters with a swinging neckbreaker. Cross then comes in and hits a german suplex to Wellings who didn't see him coming.

Joe Aeillo: Wow, nobody can get the upper hand so far, there's just too many in the ring at once.

Jeremy Piven: Apart from John Jones who is just coming too at ringside after meeting with the ring post. Can Damon Cross dominate from here?

Cross grabs Wellings by the hair and tosses him through the ropes out of the ring and turns back to Borderland. He lands a couple of right hands to Borderland before whipping him into the ropes and back body drops him as John Jones begins stomping Wellings at ringside, before attempting to lock in Engineered Pain, but Wellings is able to roll out of it. Wellings goes to clothesline Jones only for Jones to stop Wellings in his tracks and throw him with a T-Bone suplex on the hard floor. Meanwhile back in the ring Cross sets up Borderland for a powerbomb and gets him up but a brilliant counter from Borderland sees him DDT Cross hard onto the canvass. He hooks the leg of Cross.

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2..






Kick out by Cross. John Jones slides into the ring and bulldogs Borderland, he then follows it up with a big boot. Jones then grabs Borderland and whips him into the turnbuckle. Jones climbs the second rope in the turnbuckle and starts punching Borderland with the crowd counting each one only for Damon Cross to club Jones' back from behind. Cross begins to climb up over Jones and to the tope rope, with Jones still on the second rope. Cross then goes for a top rope flip over neckbreaker and at the same time Borderland adds a bit of extra to the move from below Jones by powerbombing Jones from the second rope.


"THAT WAS AWESOME.... THAT WAS AWESOME" the crowd chants.

Jeremy Piven: WOWSA!!!

Joe Aeillo: Amazing three way move in which John Jones certainly got the brunt of, however cross looks to have hurt his own neck after that amazing move from the top rope.

Wellings quickly slides into the ring and hits a full nelson slam on Shane Borderland, before kneeing Cross in the midsection and begins knife edge chopping Cross until he backs into the corner and a chorus of "WOOOOOOS" fill the arena. Wellings then boosts Cross so he's sat on the top of the turnbuckle and Wellings climbs onto the second rope and hits a perfect superplex on Cross. Wellings then gets blindsided when looking to cover Cross by Borderland who steals the pin cover.


1...








2...








Shoulder up by Cross. Borderland begins to get frustrated and starts exchanging rights with a recouperated John Jones. Jones gets the upper hand and whips Borderland across the ring against the ropes and hits him with a swinging side slam. Wellings from the outside hooks the ankles of Cross and pulls him out of the ring only for Cross to push Wellings back slightly and connect with a standing dropkick. Jones pulls Borderland up and sets him up for the JKO, but Borderland rolls him up with a counter.


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2...








Kick out by Jones. Borderland then lands a leg drop on the back of Jones' head and climbs the top rope. He then lands an elbow drop from the top rope to the chest of Jones. He hooks the leg.


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2...








Shoulder up by Jones. Meanwhile at ringside Damon Cross connects with a shining wizard to Wellings, he then locks in a crossface on Wellings who rithes in pain, attempting to escape. Borderland exits the ring and drops an elbow on Cross breaking the hold at the same time. Borderland then whips Cross towards the barricade only for Cross to reverse it sending Borderland into it hard. Jones then rolls out of the ring and gets caught with a neckbreaker from Damon Cross who then rolls Borderland back into the ring and slides in himself. He throws Borderland with a belly to belly suplex, he then follows it up with a second belly to belly throw and hooks the leg.




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2...








Shoulder up by Borderland. Wellings and Jones begin trading shots at ringside and Wellings throws Jones over the announce table with the announcers Piven and Aeillo jumping a side out of the way.

Joe Aeillo: OH MY GOD!

Jeremy Piven: Holy crap Joe, we almost had almost three hundred pounds land on us.

Joe Aeillo: I'm out of here.

Jeremy Piven: You can't go.

Joe takes his headset off and hops to saftey over the barricade while Jeremy stands over by the bell ringer.

Wellings takes off the top of the announce table and lands some hard shots to the head of Jones. In the ring Cross hits and locks in the Sedativ on Borderland while the referee is at ringside trying to persuade Wellings not to use the announce table. Borderland struggles to get out of the hold and gives in and begins to tap out, but the referee can't see it. Meanwhile Wellings sets up Jones for a gutwrench powerbomb through the table, but an angered Damon Cross releases the hold on Borderland in the ring and comes to ringside and gets in the face of the referee for not seeing the tap out. Wellings gets distracted by this and John Jones puts Wellings through the announce table with a Jacknife Powerbomb.

Jeremy Piven: Whoa! Hey Joe i can't believe your missing this!

Damon Cross and the referee look stunned as does Jones as Shane Borderland comes flying through the ropes to take down both Jones, Cross and the referee.

Jeremy Piven: It's choas out here and i don't even have to talk to Joe... i'm in paradise baby!!!

All four men and the referee are all down in a heap at ringside with bits of announce table over the floor. Borderland is first back to a vertical base and rolls Cross into the ring. He hits the Lights Out on Cross and covers him, but the referee is still down on the outside. Eventually another offical comes sprinting down the ramp and slides into the ring.



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Kick out by Cross right at the death to the amazement of Borderland and the Winnipeg crowd who begin chanting "EWC EWC EWC".

Jeremy Piven: The referee being down has just cost Borderland this match, you could have counted to ten before the second official got down here. Borderland was robbed. Joe comes back round and puts his headset back on.

Joe Aeillo: Is it safe out here now?!

Jeremy Piven: Borderland was robbed!

Joe Aeillo: It's only what happened earlier when Cross had Borderland tapping.

Jeremy Piven: Oh can't you just go back into the crowd again, you massive wuss.

Borderland punches the mat before setting Cross up for another Lights Out, but Jones rolls into the ring and connects with the Jones Express on Borderland knocking him out of the ring. Jones turns to Cross and stalks him and as Cross gets up Jones again goes for the Jones Express, but Cross dodges it and catches Jones and hits him with a Swinging Reverse STO. He can't capatilize and get a cover as he catches a moment to recover as Wellins finally claws himself back into the ring after being put through the announce table. Cross goes for the same move on Wellings, but he blocks it and kicks Cross in the mid-section and goes for Army Strong which concludes with an F-5, he hooks the leg of Cross.


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3!

The bell rings and Wellings falls to his knees with an expression of huge satisfaction on his face as 'The War is Over' hits the PA system.

Jessica Stroup: Here is your winner by pinfall... Dereck Wellings!!!


WINNER: Dereck Wellings

He begins to celebrate as Cross rolls out of the ring in disappointment and John Jones just realises that the match is over.

Joe Aeillo: What a manic fatal four way match we have just witnessed.

Jeremy Piven: What a night... Monday Night Brawl ladies and gentlemen, this is where it's at people.

Joe Aeillo: I can't disagree with that statement and there's more from where that came from, but for now congratulations to Dereck Wellings winning on his debut on the return of Monday Night Brawl.

[President Mac]

» COMMERCIAL » BREAK »

Aiello:  Orsome, one of the returning veterans to Monday Night Brawl.


Piven:  And what a monumental caree --


The lights cut out in the arena just before Joey Orsome reaches the end of the aisle.  His entrance music falls silent and the crowd hums with excitement.


Aiello:  Well, this is embarrassing!


Piven:  It's our first show back!  Sometimes there's kinks to work out.


The massive screen over the stage area lights up with Joey Orsome's name, and from the glow the cameras catch him turn toward the screen in confusion.  Joey's name fades into the darkness, but is quickly replaced with:

WE'RE NOT FINISHED

The words fade back to black and then the entire arena is assaulted with a barrage of old footage of Orsome falling, taking disgusting bumps, crying out in pain, bleeding, losing matches, acting frustrated, walking out of the arena with his held hung in shame, all while Killswitch Engage's "In Due Time" plays.

Orsome, standing in the aisle still, doesn't know quite what to make of this as he looks out over the crowd, looks over at the announcer's table, toward the time keeper's table, and then back toward the screen. The footage and the music stop, plunging the crowd back into darkness. These words back back through:

THE SECOND COMING

The words fade back out and the crowd still buzzes with excitement.

Aiello: Orsome clearly baffled by this intrusion into his grand return!

Piven:  Yea, I'm pretty sure that wasn't part of his usual entrance!

The house lights come back up and Orsome's entrance video package and music resume like nothing ever happened. He stands still in the aisle, looking up at the screen in confusion as the ring announcer finishes introducing the Monday Night Brawl Legend.


The arena goes black as the chilling chants of Shadow Moses kick in. The arena
stays black as the lyrics finish (We're going nowhere). As the heavy riff hits
in pyros flash into the roof of the arena revealing a black shadowy figure in
the centre of the entrance. The lights come back on as Joey, with his hands
held together down towards his waistline slowly walks down to the ring.





Jessica
Stroup: Ladies and gentlemen! The follow match is a Two Out of Three Falls
match! Introducing first from San Diego, California, standing 6’1” tall and
weighing in at 240 lbs, JOEY ORSOME!





Joey stands in one corner and awaits his opponent. K-I-N-G F-L-I-P flies from right
to left across the tron screen, followed by a big pop of a pyro at the top of
the rampway. "Obnoxious" by Immortal Technique begins to play and
Chris Calvin walks through the curtain yelling obscenities into a microphone.
He turns at the end of the stage and points the microphone over to the curtain,
all the while King Flip walks through with his arms extended to openly accept
any and all boos sent in his general direction. Flip walks in front of Calvin
to make his way to the ring. Chris follows Flip to the ring, jogging ahead to
walk up the steel steps and sit on the second rope. Flip nods in approval as he
takes to the steps and enters the ring as aided by Chris, leaping onto the
second rope to flash his 'double f' taunt. He then hops off the turnbuckle in a
180 to land and stare down his opponent.





Jessica
Stroup: His opponent, standing in at 6’ tall, weighing in at 220 lbs, from
Malibu, California, he is KING FLIP!





Joe
Aiello: We’re ready for one of our hottest matches, Two Out Of Three Falls!
Joey Orsome, a certified legend of EWC versus King Flip, new blood to enter
EWC. This will be excited; the two of them are even spitting taunts and insults
to one another.



Jeremy
Piven: They’re trying desperately to get under the other one’s skin. King Flip
is new blood in EWC and he wants to be a REAL King however, Joey Orsome is a
legend in EWC and he’s returned to reclaim that throne of his! Can’t you feel
the intensity of the situation, buddy?



Joe Aiello: Yes I can!





Joey
and Flip continue talking smack to one another. The referee calls for the bell,
and Flip is first to strike by slapping Joe across the face. He held his face a
moment and slapped his opponent back. The two then trades off Knife Edge Chops,
the crowd woos with each loud chop. However, King Flip nails an eye rack,
blinding his opponent and getting some leverage; the crowd boos him and began
to punch him. He delivers the left, right, left, right to the face of Joey
Orsome. Flip punches him back into the ropes, Irish Whips him across the ring
and lands a Kitchen Sink, not giving his opponent time, he bounces off the rope
and slammed his knee across the chest of his opponent.



Joe hits the mat hard and the King begins to deliver some elbows across his
chest. Seeing an opportunity, Flip jumps over his opponent, off the ropes and
land a Springboard Moonsault ala Chris Jericho. He hooked a leg but didn’t even
get a one. The King grabs a fist full of hair and started to hammer away at his
opponents face, Joey fights back some and manages to get solid footing.
However, Flip calculated this and hits a quick chop to Joey’s throat, cutting
off his air but the referee doesn’t catch it. The crowd boos loudly and while
his opponent is recovering, he jumps on the ropes and taunts the crowd, causing
them to get angrier at him due to his cockiness. Joey made his way over, trying
to take advantage of his distracted opponent, but King Flip could sense his opponent
has recovered. Nailing a picture perfect backflip, he jumps back, hookers Joey
Orsome’s head and nails a reverse DDT. He covers his opponent.





ONE!...






TWO!...





Joe
Aiello: SHOULDER UP BY JOEY AIELLO! This EWC Legend isn’t anywhere near burning
out yet.



Jeremy Piven: That’s what you think there, buddy. King Flip is not only living
up to that name of his, but he’s also proving why he deserves to be the best in
EWC. There’s no doubt in my mind that King Flip is going to get the first pin
fall.




Peeved
that Joey still found a will to fight, Joey attempted deliver a Summersault Leg
Drop across his opponent’s chest but Orsome has a strong will and rolls out of
the way. He quickly recovers to his feet and gives a hard boot across the chest
of King Flip. He falls back and Joey starts to give him the boot. Taking ahold
of his opponent’s hands, Joey quickly pulls him to his feet and lands a couple
of elbows to opponents face. Flip fights back returning the each elbow to Joey,
but in the end Joey breaks through and lands a surprise Clothesline, knocking
his opponent down. Once more Joey pulled him back to his feet only to land a
Spinning Heel Kick, Flip bounces off the ropes and Joey recovers quickly to
land another Step Up Enzurguri. The King lands hard on his face and Joey goes
upstairs much to the crowd’s delight and the cheer him on. Flip rolls onto his
stomach and Joey Orsome tries building momentum by jumping off with a Frog
Splash, but that crafty devil lifts up his knees at the last moment. Joey
bounces off with great force and holds onto his ribs. The crowd boos Flip as he
slowly recovers from the painful assault he took from Joey Orsome. Wanting
their new found hero to recover, the crowd starts to clap, clap, stomp for
Joey. Hearing the crowd get behind him, Joey finds the strength to get back up.





Upon
getting to their feet, Joey and Flip turn around and begin to trade off
punches. Every strike Orsome made, they cheer for him. But every strike his
opponent made, they booed King Flip. During the exchanges, King Flip ducks
under his opponents arm, locks in a Full Nelson and delivers a Full Nelson Slam
dropping Joey Orsome onto his back. Once more, Joey goes for a pin fall but
Joey kicked out after one. He still had some fight in him, and Joey pulled him
to and pushes him into a corner. He gives several hard knees to the mid-section
and chest of Joey Orsome. With Joey doubled over, King Flip lands a Double Arm
DDT, flattening his opponent, however he’s not done yet. Picking him up by his
head, King Flip pulls Joey up and floored his opponent hard onto his knee. Joey
holds onto his chest as he lies out on the ground. King Flip laughs at opponent
and taunts him with him lying out on the ground.




Jeremy
Piven: That’s a smart move; take a quick breather to laugh at the fallen. It
might be cocky and arrogant but he’s thinking smart and not wasting his energy
when he can grab a quick breath.





Joe
Aiello: But that’s giving his opponent a chance to recover. It’s foolish and I
hope it bites him back hard.





While
Joey Orsome is still laid out, King Flip runs to the ropes, bounces off and
lands a Dethronement, he gets up and follows through with a second Dethronement.
King Flip is thirsty for blood, and pulled Joey Orsome back up to his feet,
kicked him in his gut, set up and successfully landed The Cure.
With his opponent laid out on the mat, King Flip took the time to get an cocky
and sloppy pin fall which barely covered Joey Orsome.





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TWO!...









THREE!!!





The
referee signaled for bell. It tolled three times, and King Flip took his sweet
time getting up. Thinking fast, Joey quickly rolled out of the ring to catch
his breath, and regroup. Jessica Stroup picks up the microphone to address the
audience.





Jessica
Stroup: The first pin fall goes to KING FLIP





Jeremy
Piven: There we go! Just like I called! I’m telling you right now, Joe. King
Flip is going to get this one twice, back to back!





Joe
Aiello: Don’t call Joey Orsome out yet, he’s a legend in the EWC ring and has
paid his dues. Even if he lost he first pin fall, it doesn’t mean he’s out of
aces up that sleeve of his yet.





After
thirty seconds, Joey slides back into the ring ready to continue with his
opponent: King Flip. At first King Flip tells Joey Orsome to bring it but he
doesn’t want to fall into a trap. Instead they lockup, at first King Flip gets
the upper hand and starts to push Joey Orsome down to the mat. Worried about
their new found hero against King Flip, the crowd solidly got behind Joey
Orsome and they began making a noise for him. Feeling the crowd behind him,
Joey started to push his way back up to even footing. Now King Flip was worried
about losing his own momentum and tries fighting back hard. The two continue
struggling and fighting one another dominance and Joey Orsome wins it pushing
Flip down! After an intense twenty seconds of back down, the King fights back
and pushes up to a stalemate. Their growling is heard, but Joey wins it with a
kick to the mid-section but King Flip REFUSES to let go, and kicks him back.
They continue trading kicks to one another’s mid-sections until Joey finally kicks
Flip hard enough to make him release his hold on Joey and receive a DDT from
Orsome.




Joe Aiello: MASSIVE DDT from Joey Orsome. With the loss of the first fall, Joey
found a second breath to continue and striver harder to pick up the second pin fall
for himself.





Jeremy Piven: That maybe true, but everyone
pays respect to the King and that’s Flip. All he needs to do is lock one
submission in or get him in JUST the right position and he can turn this match
around and pull that second victory in to home.




The two are down for a few moments, and get up around the same time. Angered
that Joey could be turning this around, King Flip attacks Joey Orsome with a
desperate Pele Kick. Orsome is now on his knees holding the back of his head
and looks to be in complete shock. But then that shock changes quickly to fear
as he notices King Flip coming right for him. He waves his arms pleading with
King Flip to show some mercy but King Flip has no intention of doing so. He
tries to grab for Orsome’s head but Orsome manages to roll through the big man’s
legs and run toward the rope. Orsome bounces back and looks for a Cross Body
but Orsome misses as King Flips gets out of the way. His aggravated ribs start
to get back to Joey, and Flip sees the weakness. King Flip ran at Joey and
lands a Rolling Heel Kick in his ribs. Orsome doubles over holding his ribs and
chest, coughing some. His opponent gets behind him, and locks in a Chicken Wing
just to turn it into a Chicken Wing Suplex, trying to further break down his
opponent. Thinking he’s got the second win in the bag already, King Flip begins
to mock his downed opponent.





After showboating much to the crowd’s
dismay, the King jumps unto the ropes and attempts a Springboard Moonsault of
his own, however Joey’s recovered enough to roll out of the way. Flip begins
doing just that, and flips around the ring like a fish out of water. The crowd
bursts to life, cheering and hollering for Joey Orsome. The two men take their
time getting up, just as Flip was going for another Eye Rake, Joey hits a thumb
to his eyes and crowd pops for him. Blinded, Flip spins around and lands on the
ropes. Seeing his situation, Joey steps up onto the turnbuckle and slaps
another Enzuguri on to the side of the head of King Flip. However King Flip
sees this and counters with an Overhead Kick of his own, and both men are down
again.



Joe Aiello: What a back and forth match! These two men are putting everything
they got into picking the pin fall and this is only the second fall! And the
fans love them for their dedication! What a great match on the Four Hundredth
episode of Brawl!





Jeremy Piven: You’re telling me,
pal. His majesty already has the first win, and being down one, the Living
Legend Joey Orsome is doing his best to get the second pin. I don’t think he
has much left in him.



Orsome rolls around on the ground holding his ribs and stomach as King Flip gets
up and walks up and puts a boot on the chest of Orsome. The crowd gives a mixed
reaction as he lifts up off the ground and just steps over Orsome. Joey rolls
over to his side gasping for air. But King Flip isn’t done putting his opponent
through pain as he reaches down and picks him up by his head. King Flip hits a
short armed clothesline and Orsome goes straight back down to the mat in pain.
He pulls him up only to hit a Hip Toss followed up by an elbow drop. He goes
for a cover!








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TWO!!...











THR-



SHOULDER UP BY JOEY ORSOME! Angered that his opponents will is still strong, King
Flip grabs Orsome up again. Joey Orsome is dead on his feet but he still tries
swinging wild punches in hopes that one will land but they don’t. King Flip
lifts Orsome up and drops him with a side walk slam and then he goes for another
cover.





ONE!...











TWO!..













KICKOUT!



Jeremy Piven: Oh come on ref! That was so obviously a three count! Open your
eyes and take the clay out of your arms.





Joe Aiello: Joey Orsome didn’t
become a Legend in EWC because he dies quickly. Every step of the way, Joey has
fought tooth and nail. He deserves his spot on the roster and the right to be a
legend. Don’t count him out yet Jeremy.




King Flip is as shocked as everyone else is as he gets to his feet to make sure
it really was a three count. The ref explains that it was in fact a two count
but King Flip isn’t able to argue his case because Orsome manages to get up and
jump onto King Flip’s back and lock in a sleeper hold! He is squeezing as
tightly as he possibly can and the effect is working as King Flip begins to
slow down. King Flip starts staggering around, dropping down to one knee but
instinctively getting back up to his feet.



Joe Aiello: A classic Sleeper Hold! A desperation that looks like it’s paying
off!





Jeremy Piven: No way! Don’t tell me
he’s going to get put to sleep.




In an effort to break the hold, King Flip decides to squish Orsome between him
and the corner. But a crafty Orsome kicks his legs up just in time and instead
of getting smashed he winds up on the top rope and hit’s a flying bull dog onto
King Flip! He’s down but so is Orsome and the ref starts the count. At this
point the entire crowd is in a frenzy.





Crowd: THIS IS AWESOME! *CLAP CLAP
CLAP CLAP*



In the ring Orsome and King Flip start stirring. King Flip shakes the bull dog
off and climbs to his feet as Orsome uses the ropes to pull himself up. Orsome
manages to get to his feet first and in an effort to keep King Flip down he
clubs Flip on the back with a forearm. The he delivers another one, and another
one. Orsome goes for one more but it looks like King Flip has had enough and
stands up and acts like it didn’t even affect him and drops Orsome with a huge
lariat. Joery Orsome quickly gets up, as King Flip sets him up for a K.I.N.G,
but before he could execute it, Orsome gets out, kicks king Flip in the gut,
and set him up for IMPACT FACTOR! He hits it! Cover!









ONE!...















TWO!...














THREE!!!





The
bell rings and Jessica Stroup takes the mic once again. Meanwhile, King Flip
rolls out of the ring and takes a MUCH needed breather. Exhausted from the
intense fight, both men take a short breather and are trying their best to
catch their breath again and recover as fast as possible.



Jessica Stroup: Winner of the second pin fall! JOEY ORSOME!





Jeremy
Piven: Well, when you’re right you’re right, Joe. Orsome got lucky and was able
to get the second pin fall to tie the score, 1-1.




Joe Aiello: That’s right, Jeremy. This is Sudden Death! One man will walk away
with the pin fall and win this explosive match while the other will leave
Monday Night Brawl with the bitter taste of defeat in his mouth.


After thirty seconds, the referee calls for the bell again. Joey takes a little longer
break and rests against a turnbuckle. However it doesn’t last long and King
Flip takes his time getting back into the ring. Once more, Joey and Flip circle
each other and trade of punches. Neither man backs up or gives any ground to
the other. Their attacks become harder and harder as they beat on each other.
Flip gets the upper hand and kicks Joey in his mid-section, backs up and
attempts a clothesline. Joey ducks under and attempts a back body drop, however
his Majesty attempts a sunset flip and pulls Joey down!











ONE!











TWO!...













TH-







Joey kicks out, the two scramble back to their feet and Joey Arm Drag’s Flip. He
gets up and gives Orsome an Arm Drag of his own. Once more, both men get to
their feet, Joey lands an eye thumb as King Flip nails an Eye Rack. The referee
admonishes both men for their cheap tactics; the crowd on the other hand doesn’t
care at all. Both men are doing just about anything to get the win. Once more then
stall for a little time; and Joey is the first to recover. Calmly, he walks
over and lifts the blinded King Flip up and nails a vicious Spinebuster. His opponent
flips around the ring a little, but is helped up, given a Knife Edge Chop and
given a Super Kick. King flip bounces off the ropes, and Joey Orsome delivers
ANOTHER SUPER KICK! But still the King just bounces off the ropes and comes at
his opponent; Joey backs up and delivers a THIRD Super Kick to the face of King
Flip. Three is the lucky number and Flip falls. Joey grabbed ahold of his legs
and pulled him away from the ropes. Scooping a leg, Joey goes for a cover!










ONE!...












TWO!...
















THRE-





Jeremy
Piven: That’s what I’m talking about! Don’t give up and don’t give in, Your
Majesty!




Joe
Aiello: He ALMOST got it! Joey Orsome wasn’t even a full fraction of a second
away from winning this match! Listen to the crowd, they cannot get enough of
this action!





Massive kick out by King Flip, despite three solid Super Kicks in the face, there’s
still much fight left in him. The crowd is on their feet chanting “EWC! EWC!
EWC!” Both men slowly get up, Joey clubs the back of Flip, but he no sells it
as he lowly returns to his feet. Both men are back on their feet, they deliver
massive fists to the other. Beating the other man with whatever strength they’ve
got left. The fans cheer on both men, despite egocentric attitude of King Flip.
However after a few hits, Joey starts to win the exchange of blows. King Flip
is floundering on his feet. Reacting quickly, Joey attempts a Enzuguri. Not
wanting not wanting to take the hit, King Flip grabs the referee and PULLS HIM
IN THE WAY! Joey accidently takes out the referee and he lays unconscious on
the mat! Joey grabs his hear, nearly ready to pull it out in disbelief at what
just happened!





Joe
Aiello: NO! Joey Orsome had this match one! But that cheater King Flip had to pull
the referee in the way! Now there are no rules, anything goes until the referee
comes around.





Jeremy
Piven: And that’s exactly what King Flip wanted! He doesn’t need a referee to
slow him down, no referee that’s up so there’s nothing to hold either of them
back. Now we get to see some real viciousness!





King Flip rolls out of the ring and heads to ringside. Joey doesn’t let him go and
follows him. Orsome approaches Flip from behind, but instead get a low blow. As
the referee cannot see it, it’s legal. King Flip steals Jessica Stroup’s chair
and returns to Joey Orsome with it. The chair folds up quickly, and Flip
smashes it down as hard as he can against the chest of Joey. He yells out in
pain, flailing about however the attacks don’t stop. After five consecutive hits,
he tosses it aside and pulls Joey by his hair. He screams in his downed
opponents face, speaking made trash talk and even slaps him. With two hands
full of hair, King Flip pulls Joey Orsome to his feet and backs up some to toss
Joey into the steel stairs. However, because of the damage on his ribs, Joey
actually trips over Flips feet and accidently causes HIM to fall face first
into stairs.



While his Majesty is flailing about, checking for blood on his face, Joey takes his
time to recover. In the ring, the referee still isn’t moving. Fearing that he’ll
get another weapon, Joey works up the strength to roll back into the ring. A
minute later, a visibly exhausted King Flip rolls into the ring.


Unwilling to give up, Joey Orsome pulls through his pain and manages to stand up. At the
same time, King Flip is also on his feet. The two exchange a few more blows,
both men visibly tired. Both men able to taste sweet victory on their lips,
however the battle is too much for King Flip as his attacks are getting blocked
easily. The crowd gets solidly behind Joey Orsome as he starts building up
steam. Orsome grabs ahold of the ropes and begins kicking Flip in the gut, he
doubles over and that gives Joey an opening he needs. Their arms lock up and
Joey sets him up for the View To A Kill! After a short struggle, Joey
lifts him up in the air and holds him there for three seconds before smashing
hard on the ground. Instead of going for the win, he listens to the crowd!
Grabbing a hold of an arm and leg, Joey pulls him away from the ropes and then
mounts a turnbuckle. He stands up, taunts his downed opponent and CONNECTS WITH
A SHOOTING STAR PRESS! Shaking the referee to wake up, Joey grabs a leg and
lays back first against his opponent’s chest. He starts the count!





ONE!...








Joe
Aiello: He’s going him! He’s got him for the three count!








TWO!!!....















Jeremy
Piven: NO! KICK OUT KING FLIP!



















THREE!!!!!





The ref calls for the bell! The crowd is on their feet chanting “JOEY’S AWESOME!
*CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP!*” over and over repeatedly, reinvigorating Joey to stand
up. The referee aids him and holds up one of his arms.



Jessica Stroup: Here is your winner by pin fall! JOEY ORSOME!


WINNER: Joey Orsome


“Bring Me the Horizon” by Shadow Moses hits the PA System and the crowd blows the lid
off the bulding!



Joe Aiello: What an incredible match! Both these men fought as hard as they could
and Joey Orsome is going to walk away the winner! Despite all the chest and rib
attacks he took, Joey overcame the odds and beat King Flip on the Four
Hundredth episode of Monday Night Brawl! What a match!



Jeremy Piven: Well, I hate to say it partner. But when you’re right, you’re right.
Despite everything the King threw at him, Joey was able to rise and overcome.
He might not be the best legend to have returned to EWC but he’s definitely
earned the right to call himself a legend for good reason. Stick around fans!
We have more matches to come after this short commercial break!

[President Mac]

» COMMERCIAL » BREAK »

Match Six

Hardcore Weapons Match - No DQ

James Kash vs William Rast

Joe Aeillo: And welcome back ladies and gentlemen to the historical rebirth of Extreme Wrestling Corporation and the 400th episode of Monday Night Brawl and Jeremy what an amazing 2 out of 3 falls match we just witnessed between the former three time EWC International champion Joey Orsome, also returning tonight and the debut from King Flip, someone to definately keep an eye on over the coming weeks.

Jeremy Piven: Did you see some of those moves from Flip, just amazing, but we still got plenty more to come, from the EWC stadium 3 and up next Joe... IT'S TIME TO GET HARDCORE BABY!!!!

Joe Aeillo: Oh no, it's fair to say Monday Night Brawl is definately back people, there's weapons scattered all around ringside for this one, this one could be painful to watch if history is anything to go by, don't try any of this at home kids.

Jeremy Piven: Stop talking crazy dude, Al Snow is missing head... look she's ringside, this is going to be awesome .

Joe Aeillo: Well let's head over, no pun intended to our lovely ring announcer once again Jessica Stroup.

The bells rings as Jessica is stood in the ring with the mic and "Vilify" by Device hits the arena as Massive Green Pyro's erupt across the stage. James Kash steps out onto the stage ready for a fight, wrapped around his hand is a steel bikers chain. He stops before looking out into the crowd with smug and arrogance across his face to the dislike of the crowd.

Jessica Stroup: The following match is scheduled for one fall and is a Hardcore Weapons No Disqualification match. First, making his way down to the ring, from Houston, Texas, weighing 265lbs 'The Horseman' JAMES KASH!!!

He slowly makes his way down the ramp and climbs into the ring and stretches by pulling on the top rope, before unwrapping the chain from his hand and dangling it over the top rope, showing it off to the crowd as he awaits his opponent.

Joe Aeillo: This guy looks in top condition, another superstar making his debut on this 400th episode.

Jeremy Piven: And he hasn't come alone either.

The lights flicker while the sounds of police sirens are heard. 'Dumb it Down' begins to play over the PA System and out comes William Rast handcuffed and accompanied by a Officer of the law. William winks at all the ladies as he makes his way to the ring.

Jessica Stroup: And his opponent, from Memphis, TN, weighing 240lbs... WILLIAM RAST!!!

He is then un cuffed and grabs a truncheon from the officer who then walks back up the ramp, Rast then slides into the ring, takes off his jacket and looks at Kash across the ring from him as Jessica leaves the ring as quickly as she physically can. The packed out crowd await in anticipation as both men hold weapons in their hands from the off waiting for the referee to call for the bell.

Jermey Piven: Yes, yes, let's get it on... EWC is back baby!

Joe Aeillo: I can't watch.

The referee calls for the bell and James Kash and William Rast circle each other, waiting for the other to make the first move. Kash has his chain dangling from his hand and he begins to wind it up as Rast goes to hit Kash with the truncheon only to knock both weapons out of each others hands.

Joe Aeillo: Whoa close call, they'll actually have to wrestle now.

Jermey Piven: Ah God dammit!

Both men start to throw punches one after another after losing their weapons with both men trying to get the upper hand, Kash begins to get the upper hand and backs Rast into the corner, Kash continues to beat Rast down in the corner with Rast down on the mat in the turnbuckle.Kash turns round to find his chain and he wraps it back around his hand only to turn around and walk into a stiff clothesline from Rast knocking him down to the mat. Kash is quickly up again and Rast knees him in the mid section and goes for a DDT only for Kash to block it and counter with a swinging neckbreaker. Kash grabs his composure for a second and pulls Rast up, he whips him into the corner turnbuckle and attempts a stinger splash but Rast rolls out of the way and Kash gets a mouthful of turnbuckle. Rast rushes to his truncheon and swings it towards a dazed Kash who just in time drops to the floor and rolls out of the ring to saftey.

Joe Aeillo: Wow a really quick paced start to this match and both men are desperate to use their weapon first to get the advantage in the match up.

Jeremy Piven: Of course they are, this isn't a wrestling match it's going to be a fight, a fight to see who'll get the upper hand in the new EWC product. Early wins are precious.

James Kash looks a frustrated man outside the ring with Rast not allowing him back into the ring with his truncheon in hand and Kash refusing to get back in while Rast has it in hand. Rast begins showing off acting like he's already won the match while Kash looks around ringside and grabs a 4x4 length of wood and a wicked smirk appears on his face. Kash rolls into the ring and Rast charges him down with the truncheon only for Kash to pull himself out of the ring before being hit and grabs the ankles of Rast and pulls him under the bottom rope to the outside and starts laying into Rast with some hard right hands. Kash then whips Rast into the steel steps, but doesn't give Rast a minute to rest and pulls him to his feet and throws Rast with a belly to belly suplex on the hard floor at ringside. Kash begins looking into the crowd, looking pretty confident and happy with himself, he then picks up a folded steel chair and cracks it over the back of Rast who writhes in pain. Kash looks at the crowd and shakes his head, signalling he's not yet done. He throws the chair down and goes back to the 4x4 length of wood, he waits for Rast to get to his feet.

Joe Aeillo: Don't do it Kash your knock his head off!

Rast slowly gets to his feet with the referee not being able to step in at all and Kash goes for Rast head with the timber, but Rast ducks under and Kash smashes the timber against the ring post and it falls out of his hands and Kash shakes his stunned hands in pain and Rast is able to counter with a spinebuster. Rast recouperates before mounting Kash and hits him with some of his own stiff shots to the skull busting Kash open on the forehead. Rast gets in Kash's faces and starts screaming 'You can't beat me'. He stands up and sets up a table that was laid flat at ringside, as Kash claws himself up using the ring apron Rast rolls him ono the table and hits him with a couple more rights. The crowd begins to get excited at the prospect of someone being put through a table, but Rast wastes too much time posing to the crowd and Kash rolls off the table and low blows Rast from behind. Rast rolls in pain on the floor as Kash looks under the ring for something, he then pulls out a second table and sets it up right beside the other table at ringside. He turns his focus back to Rast and rolls him back into the ring and the arena rings out with a chorus of boos.

Jeremy Piven: This is a smart crowd here tonight in Winnipeg, they want to see some wood being broken here tonight.

Kash whips Rast into the ropes and ducks down for a back body drop but Rast puts on the breaks and kicks Kash in the face and hits a russian legsweep, he then climbs the turnbuckle and connects with a missile dropkick once Kash was back up. Rast hooks the leg for the first pin attempt of the match.
1...


2...


Kick out by Kash after two. Rast sets up Kash for a devastating Piledriver in the middle of the ring, but Kash flips rast over, he then knocks Rast down with a clothesline, Rast is up quickly and Kash connects with a big boot on Rast, he then climbs out of the ring and picks up a trash can lid and tosses it over the ropes into the ring, he does the same with a trash can and a baking tray. He then looks under the ring and pulls out a fire exstinguisher and rolls into the ring.

Jeremy Piven: This is about to get nasty.

Kash sets off the fire extinguisher in Rast's face blurring his vision and knocks him down with it to Rast's head. Kash goes for the cover.


1...






2...







Rast gets the shoulder up to the frustration of James Kash. Kash lands a couple quick fire standing elbow drops to the chest of rast before going for another quick cover.

1...






2...







Kick out again by Rast. Kash kicks the bottom rope and grabs the baking tray and as Rast gets to his feet he hits him over the head with it, he remains on two feet and Kash drops the tray and picks up the trash can lid and again hits Rast over the head with it and Rast is reeling and falls againsts the ropes but stays on two feet. Kash then picks up the trash can and goes to hit Rast over the head with that too but Rast counters and back body drops Kash over the top rope with Kash crashing and burning through the two tables set up at ringside. Rast falls down to one knee still in the ring and takes a second to recover after taking hard shots to the head with the baking tray and trash can lid while the crowd begin to chant 'HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT!!!'

Joe Aiello: Oh shit, Kash is done.

Jeremy Piven: That was freaking awesome from Rast, more luck than judgement i feel but that's a game changer. Rast still has to get Kash into the ring to pin him though.

Rast climbs out of the ring and looks down at a broken in half James Kash lying in a pile of broken wood with blood over his face. A glazen over William Rast stumbles over and grabs Kash by the hair and struggles to get Kash up, but eventually can roll him into the ring. Rast walks up the steel steps and steps into the ring. Rast goes to roll Kash onto his back and go for a cover but Kash reaches for his chain and wraps it around the neck of Rast and begins choking him out with the referee begging Kash to stop but can't step in. Kash continues choking Rast with the chain to try and get a submission win, when a woman comes running down the ramp and slides into the ring.

Joe Aiello: Who on earth is this?

Jeremy Piven: Joe, what's better than a Hardcore match?

Joe Aiello: What?

Jeremy Piven: A hardcore match with a woman involved!

Joe Aeillo: Oh dear.

She runs over and grabs the truncheon and hits Kash over head with it who is forced to release the choke from Rast's neck and the woman quickly gets out of the ring and stands at ringside and starts trying to will on William Rast.

Jeremy Piven: No guesses on who's side she's on, she's got balls.

Both men are laid out on the mat with the pack out Winnipeg crowd on their feet willing these two to get up and continue. They grab each other and help themselves up by grabbing one another, both men look exhausted and Kash still with blood over his front from the wound on his head. They exchange tired punches before out of nowhere Kash finds the energy to hit an Angle slam. He can't capatulize with a cover very quickly, but does get an arm across Rast. The gets in position and counts.

1...








2...









Rast gets his foot on the bottom rope just in time, however replays soon show that it was the mysterious woman at ringside that put Rast's foot on the rope.

Joe Aeillo: What a cheat!

Jeremy Piven: She's like an angel sent from heaven.

Kash grabs Rast's head and set's him up for the Payoff, Kash's finisher, he hooks him up onto his shoulders, but Rast reverses it by rolling up Kash for a pin.

1...






2...







Kick out by Kash just in time and the woman at ringside screams in anger. Both men get up and Kash whips Rast into the ropes and Rast comes off them with a forearm smach to Kash's face knocking him down. Rast climbs to the top rope and waits for Kash to get to his feet and Rast connects with a flying corkscrew crossbody, he hooks the leg of Kash.

1...







2...






Shoulder up by Kash.

Joe Aeillo: What a match these two are putting on, i mean Kash is bleeding and has been put through a table and rast has been hit in the head so many times yet now there putting on a wrestling clinic.

Jeremy Piven: Both men are showing great stamina, it's going to take something special to win this.

Rast slides out of the ring and grabs a stop sign and slides it under the bottom rope, he then looks under the ring and pulls out a ladder and slides it into the ring also. He climbs up onto the apron and climbs the turnbuckle and to the second rope and with Kash just getting to his feet. Rast jumps off and goes for a axe handle elbow drop, but Kash gets up and connects with a standing dropkick in mid air. Kash picks up the stop sign and hits it across the back off Rast, before landing a standing elbow drop. Kash wraps his biker chain around his fist and stalks Rast and as Rast gets up Kash goes to hit Rast in the face with his chain, but Rast counters with a drop toe hold with Kash getting a mouthful of steel ladder going face first onto the ladder.

Jeremy Piven: Whoa, that can't taste as good as my mom's toad in the hole.

Rast sets up the ladder in the corner of the ring and starts to climb it with the woman ringside cheering him on with every step. He looks down at her and winks. He then leaps off the ladder and goes for the Solar Midnite off the top of the ladder and lands perfectly on James Kash, he hooks the leg of Kash.

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2...







3!

Jeremy Piven: He got him, Rast is the winner.

The crowd get to their feet in appreciation of both men as the woman screams with excitement and climbs into the ring and throws her arms round a beaten William Rast.

Jessica Stroup: Here is your winner William Rast!!!


WINNER: William Rast

The woman helps Rast get to his feet as 'Solar Midnite' plays throughout the arena and the referee raises the hand of Rast in victory with Kash just about managing to roll out of the ring onto the floor outside.

Joe Aeillo: What a night we've had so far and what a match, absolute mayhem in the ring for that.

Jeremy Piven: An epic on an epic night, i know i can say this for a lot of people watching at home, i'm glad to be back so all of you can listen to me once again.

Joe Aeillo: And your glad the EWC and Brawl is back?

Jeremy Piven: Oh yeah that too.

[President Mac]

» COMMERCIAL » BREAK »

Jay Cee vs Jake E Dangerously -- Falls Count Anywhere NO DQ Match

Jessica Stroup: In the ring, from Freddy Beach, New Brunswick, Canada, weighing in at 230lbs. Jake E Dangerously!

"Bangarang" by Skrillex begins to play and there is a small wait as the song goes through its light intro before Jay walks out to the top of the ramp with pyrotechnics blasting on either side.

Jessica Stroup: And his opponent. From Devon, England, weighing in at 225lbs. "The Elite" Jay Cee!

Jay stops to check out the crowd and puts his hands on his hips and grins.

Jay: Stop my music……

Jay’s entrance theme stops.

Jay: Thank you very much. I know all of you here have paid good money and are all excited for my return and I wish I felt the same…but ladies and gentlemen, we have all been cheated.

Jay walks down the ramp slowly.

Jay: I am here to wrestle. I am back in the EWC to become the EWC Champion and I am doing this for each and every one of you.

Jay stops at the bottom of the ramp and looks at Jake E Dangerously standing in the ring looking back at him.

Jay: But ladies and gentlemen, what is that standing in the ring? What sort of roster has President Mac put together? Now I am not going to lie, it was not cheap for Mac to get me back into the EWC. I was not aware he had spent his complete budget on me. No offence to you Jake but you look like Chlamydia has taken human form.

Jay pauses for a moment as Jake signals for Jay to get into the ring.

Jay: Calm down big fella. It is not just you. I arrived here at the EWC arena just now and the whole roster looks like the cast of the Addams family. You, Bel, Deadeye and Damon Cross just to name a few. Seriously, did Mac find you all boxing at Winnipeg bus station or something?

Jay starts walking up the ring side steps and enters the ring.

Jay: You look like a stray dog. I am worried Bel is going to eat you or something. So that is why I will not be wrestling you tonight. This is not your fault though. I blame BDC. Seriously, this guy has a management position? He came to the EWC dressed up like a hobo and you all think it is acceptable to do so. Let the Elite give you some advice. Do not look at BDC as a role model. He is from Wales. A country who will give you all the legal drugs you want for free but if you want a bag to take your shopping home, they will charge you.

Jay reaches in his pocket and pulls out a note.

Jay: Now I am here to help. Here is ten dollars.

Jay hands it over.

Jay: Get yourself a coffee. Have a shower and a shave, maybe burn everything you own to get the you stench away, maybe brush those teeth and have a hot meal. Do something with that car crash of a hair style and return for Brawl episode 401 and then we can do this.

The crowd start to boo.

Jay: See what you did Jake?

Jay faces the crowd.

Jay: Don’t boo him. This is his first day on the job.

Aiello: Well here we have it. The return of the former EWC Champion in.. special fashion.. Jay Cee against newcomer Jake E Dangerously. 

Jake goes to attack Jay but the ref cuts him off and tells him to wait for the bell.

The bell rings to signal the start of the match. Both men stand and stare each other down while the crowd begins a huge "JAY CEE" chant clearly excited by his return to the EWC. Jay turns to acknowledge the crowd and this seems to anger Jake as he then turns to tell the crowd to shut up. The crowd boo's loudly at the gesture as Jake turns back around only to be met by a clothesline from Jay Cee. The crowd goes crazy.

Aiello: Huge clothesline from Jay Cee. The crowd seemed to enjoy that one.

Piven: Welcome to the EWC Jake E Dangerously.

Jake gets to his feet holding his throat. Jay just calmly smiles at him. The Jay Cee chant even louder now. The two men circle before eventually locking up in the middle of the ring. Jake pulls Jay into a headlock before pushing him against the ropes and following up with a hip toss. He then quickly drops an elbow into Jay's sternum before returning to another headlock this time with Jay on his back.

Aiello: Great moves there by Jake E Dangerously. Showing everyone he isn't going to be a walk-over.

Piven: He's going to need more than that to beat a former EWC Champion though. He'll need more than some flashy ground work.

Jake keeps a hold of his lock while the crowd try and get behind Jay urging him to his feet. Jay feeds off the energy as he slowly makes his way to his knee's and eventually his feet. Jay pushes Jake off himself and into the ropes but bends too early as Jake reads what he was trying to do and hits him with a swinging neck breaker.

Aiello: Jay Cee showing a bit of ring rust there.

Jake jumps quickly onto Jay Cee to cover him but he kicks out immediately to a count of 1. Jake pulls Jay to his feet by his head but Jay suddenly moves Jake's arms away and catches him in the face with a fierce right hand, then a left, then a right. Jake backs up into the corner as Jay follows up with a couple of body shots. He then slingshots Jake into the opposite corner. Jake bounces out of the corner and Jay runs at him connecting with a huge spear. The crowd jump to their feet.

Piven: No ring rust there Joe!

Jay jumps into the cover but Jake also kicks out at 1. Jay lays a couple more blows into Jake while he's on the mat before making his way to the corner. He climbs to the top rope and looks at the crowd as they cheer. He then leaps off looking to land a huge leg drop to the throat of Jake E Dangerously. Unfortunately for Jay, Jake is able to roll away at the last second and Jay meets nothing but ring mat. He rolls a couple of times holding his rear end. Meanwhile Jake has made it to his feet and makes his way over to the still down Jay Cee. He picks up Jay Cee and hits him with a flawless fisherman's suplex. He holds it in position for the pin.

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Jay Cee kicks out as the three count was coming in from the referee.

Aiello: Jake E Dangerously moment's away from pinning the former EWC Champion with a very well executed fisherman's suplex.

Piven: He wasn't even close Joe.

Jake looks straight at the referee Paul Turner who just simply signals he kicked out at two. Jake shakes his head as if disappointed that he didn't get the 3 count. He stops momentarily and stares at Jay before rolling outside the ring and pulling up the apron. He looks around for a second before taking out a table, which in turn excites a small portion of the crowd while the others look on nervously for Jay Cee. Jake stands up and slides the table into the ring making his way in after it. He begins to set up the table but has his back turned to Jay and is unaware he is back on his feet. Jay runs over to Jake and dropkicks him sending him flying through the middle rope and to the hard floor outside the ring.

Aiello: Excellent move by Jay Cee!

Piven: Jake really did not see that one coming.

Jay makes his way outside the ring as Jake lies holding his back after hitting the ground hard. Jay grabs Jake by the hair and drags him to his feet before driving him back first into the ring post. Jake flops to the floor again holding his back in agony. Jay doesn't give him any time to re-cooperate as he pulls him to his feet again and propels him into the barricade which separates the crowd from the outside of the ring. Jake falls into a heap on the floor. Jay quickly covers.

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Jake manages to raise his shoulder just as referee Paul Turners hand was about to hit the ground. Jay looks at the ref in disbelief as loud gasps of disappointment can be heard from the EWC fans.

Aiello: Jay Cee really punishing Jake now, almost picking up the three count there!

Piven: Jake is living dangerously at the moment. His name suits him.

Jay gets to his feet and runs his hands through his hair and takes a few steps back, staring directly at Jake E Dangerously who is wearily getting to his feet. Jay takes one further step backwards before running full pace at Jake and clotheslines him over the barrier as both men go tumbling into the seated areas. The crowd all try and move out of the way as Jay Cee is the first to make it to his feet slowly followed by Jake. Jay turns around to face his opponent and is met with a thumb to his eye. The crowd boo as Jay turns around holding his eye allowing Jake some valuable time to recover. Jay stumbles even deeper into the crowd still holding his eye meanwhile Jake has recovered enough and is in pursuit. Jake suddenly looks to his right as a sadistic smile comes across his face. He shoves a member of the audience out of the way and grabs their chair, he folds it up and waits patiently behind Jay. The crowd try and alert Jay Cee to the danger but to no avail, Jay turns around as the cold hard steel of the chair meets his face. He drops as if he'd just been sniped from the rafters. Jake laughs as the crowd boo him.

Aiello: Oh how quickly things can change! One minute Jay Cee is on top and then with in a matter of seconds it has all been turned around. You could have heard the crunch of that steel chair all around the arena.

Piven: Obviously Jay isn't an "on top" kind of guy.

Jake drops the chair and looks as though he's about to go for the pin but he stops himself and begins to shake his head. He looks behind him at the previously used steel chair and smiles. He grabs the steel chair as Jay makes it too his knee's and desperately tries to crawl away but Jake is just stood behind him tauting him with the chair in his hands ready to strike. CRACK. One chair shot, sending Jay Cee once again to the floor. Jake waits as Jay again tries to make it back to his knee's. CRACK. Another thunderous chair strike. Jay collapses face first onto the floor. This time Jake goes for the cover.

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Jay incredibly kicks out!

Aiello: How the hell did Jay Cee just kick out of that!? After taking all of those chair shots!

Piven: He still has the fight of a former EWC Champion. Brutal stuff from Jake though.

Jake slams his hands on the ground in frustration before turning toward the referee and asking how that wasn't a 3 count. The referee again just simply indicates to him it was only 2. Jake looks into the rafters almost as if he's trying to figure out what he can do to beat Jay Cee. He turns back to focus on Jay Cee who has gingerly made his way onto his knee's. Jake picks him up when out of nowhere Jay Cee wraps his arm around Jake's head and DDT's him straight onto the steel chair that was lying on the ground. Both men lie motionless on the ground as the crowd erupts with cheers.

Aiello: Desperation move from Jay Cee! Can he cover him!?

Both men remain motionless as the referee checks them both over. Jay Cee begins to slowly stir and manages to turn himself over and drop his arm across Jake E Dangerously's chest.

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Dangerously kicks out!!!!

Aiello: What a match we have here folks! Incredible. Both of these men desperately want to win this match!

Piven: Jay Cee couldn't get the pin quick enough there just giving Jake enough time to recover so he could kick out.

Aiello: Makes me wonder how much more punishment they can take.

Both men remain led on the floor as the crowd again begins to chant "JAY CEE" trying to urge him to his feet. About 15 seconds pass before both men finally begin to show signs of life. Both get to their knee's but Jay Cee is first to his feet. He slowly makes his way over to Jake E Dangerously but Jake throws a jab into Jay's gut and gets to his feet. Both men are now on their feet as Jake throws another punch at Jay, landing it cleanly to his face. Jay returns the favor with a right hand of his own. Jake stumbles back before coming forward with another blow to Jay. Jay now stumbles back but Jake is quick to follow it up with another and then another. Jay stumbles his way round the back of the crowd towards a technical area located at the side of the arena. He falls onto a table covered in laptops as the staff vacating the table quickly scatter not wanting to be caught up in the fight. Jake pursues after Jay but Jay turns around with laptop in hand and bounces it off the skull of his opponent. Jake clatters to the ground holding his head as Jay continues his way around the arena trying to give himself a breather.

Aiello: A laptop!? He used a damn laptop as a weapon!?

Piven: I'm just sat here wondering how much of the arena they'll end up covering before this match finally finishes.

Jay makes his way further around the seating away before coming to a double fire-exit door. He tries to push through it but the door is locked. He steps back and tries to kick the door open but still it won't budge. All this time he seems to have forgotten he has an opponent as the crowd roars trying to warn him of the oncoming danger but it's too little too late as Jay turns at the last second only to be speared right through the double doors by Jake E Dangerously, breaking both the doors off their hinges. Half the crowd erupts in a "HOLY SHIT" chant. The camera man quickly runs over to reveal both of the men led in a pile of carnage as the two doors have broken off and landed right on top of them.

Aiello: WHAT!? Surely neither of them can continue after that!! Get the medic's out to them!

Piven: 'Tis only a door Joe. They'll be fine. Give them a minute... or five.

The crowd is still going crazy after what just happened. Both men are still lieing in a heap on the floor. The referee has managed to shift one of the doors off the men to check if they are okay when suddenly he realises Jake E Dangeously has his arm across Jay Cee and his shoulders are down. The ref shrugs his shoulders and drops to the floor.

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JAY CEE RAISES HIS SHOULDER!!!!! The crowd's thunderous cheer is deafening.

Aiello: HOW!? JUST HOW!?

As the crowd continues to cheer Jake slowly begins to drag himself up out of the wreckage leaving Jay behind him still on the floor. Jake sits on some steps and gathers himself a little bit before deciding to go over to Jay Cee and force him up to his feet. Jay somehow makes it to both feet with help from Jake but drops to one knee again. Jake again pulls him up and drags him up the steps infront of them and through another set of doors out into the backstage area of the arena. Jake throws a couple of punches and a knee to Jay's gut before sling shotting him towards what looks like boxes covered up by a huge fabric sheet. He throws him so hard he falls over himself. Jay goes flying through the air and crashes into the unknown crates when suddenly a load of chickens come flying out from the crates, maybe about 40 or 50 of them. Feathers are flying everywhere as the birds all try and escape. They even end up knocking the camera man over as the camera falls to the floor as more and more chickens come flying out of nowhere attacking Jake E Dangerously and the camera man. Security guards come rushing in out of nowhere trying to clear the hallway and help the camera man back to his feet as all the chickens cluck and flap their way down the hall.

Piven: CHICKENS! HAHAHA!

Aiello: Where the hell did all those chickens come from and what were they doing backstage!!

As the camera man re-adjusts himself and picks up the camera man he reveals what can only be described as a deleted scene from Chicken Run. There are feathers absolutely everywhere as if they'd just been murdered by a fox. Jay Cee is underneath a blanket of wooden cages and Jake E Dangerously is seen pulling a feather out of his mouth and ear. The referee signals for the match to continue and Jake E Dangerously makes his way over to the collection of cages to find his opponent when out of nowhere Jay Cee pops up and smashes one of the cages over Jake's head causing him to stumble back against the wall. Jay then picks Jake up, turns and spine busters him onto the remaining chicken cages. They all crumble and break under the pressure. Jay swats some of the cages out the way before hooking his opponents leg.

Aiello: Surely it's over now!

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JAKE KICKS OUT!!!!!!!

Piven: Well Joe, looks like you're wrong.

Jay can't believe he kicked out. He throws one of the chicken cages in frustration. Jay clearly wanting this match to be over now. He looks to his left and spots a table with a load of cups and a water dispenser on them. He pulls Jake to his feet and drags him by his hair over to the table. He slams Jake's head against the wall before trying to clear all of the cups off of the table but he left Jake for too long as Jake picks up with water dispenser bottle and throws it at Jay Cee as water splashes everywhere and Jay falls onto his backside. Jake quickly runs over and hits his signature move "Black eye/Broken dream".

Aiello: It's over!

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JAY CEE KICKS OUT!!!!!!!

Aiello: HOW ARE THEY DOING THIS!?

Piven: I want to know where all those chickens came from...

Aiello: Ahh funny you should say that. I'm just receiving information that the chickens it turns out belong to a member of the EWC roster! And... wait did I hear that right?... Something to do with a cooking show?

Piven: Interesting.

Jake again looks toward the referee who just shakes his head as if he's fed up Jake is questioning his counting. Jake is clearly frustrated. He picks Jay up and lays some hard shots into his chest and gut. He walks him over to the water table and bounces his head off it. Jay falls to the floor. Jake pulls the table out into the middle of the hallway away from the wall when he notices a ladder just behind a curtain. Another sadistic smile creeps onto his face. He goes back to Jay and elbows him a few times in the head before walking over to the corner where the ladder is situated and pulls it out setting it up opposite to the table. He walks over to Jay but Jay delivers a low blow to Jake which drops him to his knee's. Jay then uppercuts Jake and he falls onto his back. Jay gives himself a second to regain the energy to get to his feet. Jay looks down and realises Jake is led on the floor right next to the ladder. He moves the table slightly out of the way before running up the ladder a few steps and then hitting the J-Sault onto Jake below him. 

Aiello: WOW! What an incredible move by Jay Cee! Is this going to be it?

Piven: I do hope so.

Jay covers!

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JAKE KICKS OUT!!!!!!!!!

Aiello: HOW!? HOW HAS HE JUST KICKED OUT!?

Piven: Oh for the love of god...

Jay sits up with a look of shock sprawled across his face. He gets to his feet and kicks the ladder in frustration. He turns around and looks at his motionless opponent on the floor and then flips his gaze towards the table standing next to him. Jay pulls the table and aligns it with the ladder before picking a dead-weight Jake up from the floor and lying him on the table. He then proceeds to climb his way up the ladder with his back to the table, he reaches the top and holds out his arms as if about to hit another J-Sault!

Aiello: NOT FROM THE TOP OF THE LADDER! DON'T DO IT JAY!

Jay looks like he's just about to hit another J-Sault from the top of the ladder when suddenly Jake rolls off the table and jumps onto the ladder. Jay Cee quickly realises and looks down as Jake approaches him from underneath him. Jay tries to kick Jake off the ladder but Jake grabs his foot and pulls him down causing Jay's face to bounce off the steel of the ladder. Jake climbs up level with Jay and wraps his arms around his waist and tries to german suplex him off the ladder but Jay Cee holds onto the ladder and then counters with a couple of strong elbows to Jake's face. Jake leans back almost falling off the ladder but holds on by clinging desperately to Jay Cee.

Aiello: Both of these men living dangerously now. This could be all over in a flash..

Piven: Ahh ahhh... No? Okay then...

Jake continues to hold onto Jay Cee as Jay repeatedly throws elbows at his head. Eventually Jake releases his grip and drops a step allowing Jay time to turn around and face his opponent. Both men now begin exchanging blows with rights and lefts but it's Jake E Dangerously who gets the upper hand by delivering a huge uppercut from underneath Jay Cee which causes Jay Cee to falls back against the ladder. Jake takes the chance to regain his level position with Jay and stuffs Jay's head under his shoulder setting him up for a suplex off the top of the ladder but Jay blocks it by hooking his leg and delivers a punch to Jake's gut causing him to release his grip. Jay follows this up with a head butt to the bridge of Jake's nose causing him to slip and flail wildly off the side of the ladder only managing to hold on by one arm. Jay uses this to his advantage and lifts Jake up onto his shoulders into a torture rack position. He then leaps off the ladder and hits his finisher Elitemination through the table!

Aiello: ELITEMINATION OFF THE LADDER AND THROUGH THE TABLE!!

Piven: Is he dead?

The crowd begins a "HOLY SHIT!" chant that is so loud it reverberates through the backstage corridor. Jay Cee hooks Jake's leg for the cover!

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Aiello: He's done it! The returning EWC Champion Jay Cee picks up his first win back!

Jessica Stroup: Your winner as a result of a pinfall. "THE ELITE" JAY CEE!!!


WINNER: Jay Cee


Piven: Wait! He's not finished! 

The camera pans back to the wreckage of the table to find Jay Cee on top of Jake E Dangerously continuously laying into him with hard right hands. Jay then stands up and pulls a lifeless Jake E Dangerously to his feet and delivers another Elitemination to Jake E Dangerously before security finally rush in and pull Jay Cee away.

Aiello: Jay Cee clearly sending a message to somebody there!

[President Mac]

A split screen of the two tag teams preparing for their upcoming main event tag match takes over the screen. Justin Harmony and Nick Wadden come through the hallways hyping themselves up as Deadeye elsewhere pokes a sleeping Bel Biggz with a stick to wake up under the catering table. Bel is startled but still manages to pocket a six inch BLT for later.

The main event is NEXT!


The lights in the arena slowly begin to dim as everyone in the arena quickly get's to their feet and begin to make some noise.

Joe - "Here we go, should be an exciting Main Ev.."

Jeremy - "I don't think the lights dimming have anything to do with the Main..."

"Invincible" by OK Go then begins to play over the Sound System as three strobe lights begin to pulse in the entrance way, fog then begins to rise from below the stage in front of the entrance.

Joe - "Wait a minute.. there is no way it could be.."

Jeremy - "I just got goosebumps right now"

The X-Treme Tron lights up counting down from 9 all the way to 1. It seems as though every single person is on there feet counting down the numbers. Once it gets to 0 large letters flash “IT'S SHOWTIME”.

An enormous uproar of cheers now blends out the blasting of "Invincible"!

Joe - "OH MY GOD IT'S HIM!"

Jeremy - "Ladies and Gentleman.. this is your HOLY SHIT moment of the night"
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A few moments later Shadow Man walks from behind the wall of Fog onto the stage.

He stands their for a few seconds with a smirk on his face and begins to point to the fans who are screaming the loudest.

Shadow then looks towards the camera with a cocky yet confident look on his face as he begins to walk down the ramp and towards the ring. On the way he makes silly faces into the camera. After waving at the fans while walking down the ramp Shadow runs and slides onto the ring apron on one knee and holding onto the middle rope, Shadow gets to his feet and in a cocky manor steps threw the first and second Ropes.

He then gets into the ring and runs over to the corner and jumps up onto the second turnbuckle. He pats himself on the chest twice and then points to all the screaming fans. He then points to the sky and pumps his fist for Memphis Reigns as has become his ritual. Shadow then jumps down from the turnbuckle and turns around and leans in the corner waiting for the fans to calm down

Joe - "If Shadow Man is wanting to say something here tonight, he's going to have to wait"

Jeremy - "I'm not going to lie, I have a massive erection right now"

The entire stadium is rocking. The screams coming from the women, along with the shouting of "I love you Shadow Man" are all that can be heard. All the other fans who are standing and cheering, are completely drowned out

Joe - "This is quite a reception, and why shouldn't it be. Shadow Man is a living legend around here. Numerous titles won, several awards, King of the Cage winner.. the list goes on and on"

Jeremy - "I can honestly say I didn't see this coming. Shadow Man and Monday Night Brawl used to go hand and hand but I think most of us assumed he moved on"

Joe - "Shadow has bled Brawls crimson red for years, unless he is announcing his retirement right now, there is no way Shadow would leave Brawl behind"

Shadow Man now stand in the middle of the ring. Still soaking in all the cheering. Shadow Man puts the mic to his mouth. The fans start to calm down a little, but as Shadow goes to speak.. he instead starts spinning around in the ring pointing at each section for a moment.

"SHA"

"DOW"

"MAN"

"WOOOO"

He does this several times before pretending to be too dizzy to continue. Shady motions to his fans, and addresses them

SM - "FINNNNNNNAAAAALLLLLY"

The fans scream his words with him

SM - "THE SHADOW HAS COME BACK TO...... WINNIPEG"

The fans jump up and down in an uproar of cheers and mixed chants

SM - "Season Sixteen. Episode Four Hundred. Did you really expect me to stay home?"

The fans laugh and cheer once more

SM - "The guy in charge.. what's his name again? Mickey? Mackey? Marvin?"

Shadow reaches into his pocket and pretends to pull out something

SM - "Ah here we go, MAC!! Ha! I knew it started with an EM"

The fans laugh at the obvious Dumb and Dumber reference

SM - "So Mac calls me up one day and says, 'Shady, it's time to get the gang back together'.. and I said 'I'm perfectly fine with my long distance plan'"

Shadow smirks as the fans laugh

SM - "Mac didn't need to ask me to return.. the truth is.. I never left"

The fans are eating this up now. Shady then pulls out a big yellow envelop from his back pocket that was rolled to fit inside.

SM - "Here in my hand..."

Shadow opens the envelop and pulls out papers that are stapled together

SM - "Is my contract"

The fans erupt once more as Shadow Man slides out of the ring and walks over to the announcers table. He puts the papers down
on the table and looks at Joe

SM - "Pen please"

The cheers are even louder now as Joe hands Shadow Man a pen

SM - "What's the year again? 2006?"

The fans laugh and cheer as Shadow Man signs his name to the EWC Contract. Shadow drops the pen, picks up the contract and slides back into the ring. He holds the contract high above his head as if he just won a title

SM - "I'm here for 2 reasons.. Reason number one is to promote my new cooking show 'Shadow Cooking with Shadow Man'"

The fans laugh.. Shadow smirks, laughs to himself.. then continues

SM - "The other reason.. I'm back to claim what's mine. The Peoples Champion needs his baby returned to him. The Hardcore title is mine, and I will do whatever it takes to get her back"

The fans are going really crazy now

SM - "Now.. if they will have me, I'm going to join Joe & Ari Gold over there and help call this main event.. sound good?"

Joe and Jeremy nod in agreement, and the fans cheer in excitement

Shadow then rolls out of the ring and takes a seat next to Jeremy. Jeremy hands him a headset

 

A dozen young leather clad dancing men file out onto the stage and accompany the techno beat of the Electric Messiah Mix of TKK's Kooler Than Jesus and the hypnotizing strobe as The Cartel makes their entrance to the party. 

The arena goes dark as Get Up by Skrillex featuring Korn begins to blare. As the bass hits, Red, Gold and Green lights start flickering around the arena and WADDEN in big letters appear on the screen. Out from the back comes Nick Wadden with a hoody on. He's also wearing long black pants. it reads "Wadden" on the back of his hoody. Nick begins to walk down the ramp disregarding the crowd as he slides into the ring, removes his hoodie and throws it over the top rope.

"Hi Haters" plays throughout the PA system as Justin Harmony enters the curtains. The crowd roars as they boo him basically out of the arena. He raises his right arm as pyros flare up. He walks down the ramp with a smirk on his face while having a little swagger in his step. He seeks the opportunity and he just walks up the stairs. He enters the ring, raising his arm up with pyros let again flaring up at the time.

Aiello: Everyone is in the ring now, this should be a good match

Piven: Old school vs New school

Shadow: Deadeye is 38, and Biggz is what? 43.. that adds up to be.. FUCKING OLD

Aiello: 81 to be exact

Piven: Youth is certainly on Nick and Justins side, as they both 25 and 26 respectively

Shadow: Experience is everything.. trust me fellas 

Aiello: This one is about ready to start

Shadow: Wait.. my taco's arent here yet

Piven: Yah, I ordered us tacos

Aiello: What about me?

Shadow: I had a whole case of chickens for you Joe.. a whole crate.. a whole case and crate of chickens but that mother fucking Jay Cee destroyed them. Killed my chickens Joe.. killed them

Aiello: Well that's not how it hap...

Shadow: Do you know how hard it was to find THAT many chickens? There was a lot of chickens man. All kinds of chickens. Smart chickens. Fat chickens. Finger licking good chickens. The new kind of KFC Chckens. Double down you know? It was a gift for you.. from my cooking show.. Shadow Puppet Cooking with Shadow Man

Piven: What the FUCK?


The bell rings signal the start of the match as Deadeye enters the ring confidently. On the other side of the ring it looks as if Nick and Justin are engaged in a dispute over who was going to start the match. Nick is finally pushed into the ring by a smirking Justin.

Aiello: Here we go, Nick is in against Deadeye.. the chemistry between Nick and Justin is already in jeopardy here it seems like

Piven: Shadow Puppets?

Shadow: Think about it.. all you see is shadows on a wall.. and I explain how to cook, but you dont see the food or the people.. this way, it's all you.. and the shadow pupets

Piven: So the people at home have shadow puppets too?

Shadow: What people?

Deadeye wastes no time moving in for the kill and hits Wadden with a kick to the gut. As Nick stumbles back Deadeye decks the wobbly man in the jaw. As soon as Justin is within arms reach he tags himself in and rushes at Dead in an arrogant clothesline.

Aiello: Justin is here to prove he belongs in the EWC

Shadow: Where the hell are my tacos

Piven: I think there is a kid in the stands back there

Shadow Man stands up and starts yelling

Shadow: HEEEEEEEYYYYYY.... HEEEEEYYYYYY KIIIIIID... TACOOOOO

Justin's attack forces Deadeye back a few steps. Deadeye shows his experience and counters with a standing rear naked choke. Deadeye pulls Justin to the Cartel's corner and tags in Bel. Biggz slowly enters the ring and shakes off some ring rust before laying into Justin with a series of carefully placed left and right punches to the gut. Deadeye slides out of the ring before the five count.

Aiello: That was a close one

Piven: This match is a whole lot closer then I figured it would be

Shadow: Do you think the kid heard me?

Piven: All of Canada heard you

Bel keeps up a slow methodical beat down on the still fazed Justin. However, Justin shows that he is not completely out of it by poking Bel in the eye. Bel moves back allowing Justin a chance to breathe for a moment. Harmony doesn't let up connects with a spinning heel kick to the side of Bel's head. Bel falls back and Justin poses in the ring for minute before turning back to Bel.

Aiello: Something tells me Bel is going to feel that in the morning

Shadow: THERE HE IS

A Taco Time delivery kid shows up and hands Shadow Man a giant bag of tacos

Shadow: Keep the change kid

Aiello: Did you order the whole restaurant?

Shadow: Don't be stupid.. you can't fit a whole restaurant in one bag.. you'd need at LEAST five

Bel being a ring veteran uses the breather to slide out of the ring after tagging in Deadeye. Justin turns just in time to get pulled in for a piledriver. Justin hits the mat and Deadeye goes for the pin attempt.

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Aiello: Look out!!

Nick rushes into the ring and stops the count just short of the two count. The referee Paul Turner orders him back to the apron. Deadeye clearly angered by the break runs at Nick Wadden as he steps through the ropes and knee's him in the side of the head sending him flying to the outside. Deadeye turns back around only to be met by a fierce uppercut sending him into the corner. Justin continues to the assualt with rights and left before driving his shoulder into the gut of Deadeye until he eventually had to stop before the ref reached the five count. Justin brushes the ref to the side to continue his assault but as he goes to pick up Deadeye Nick slaps Justin on the back tagging himself in. Justin looks at Nick in disgust.

Aiello: This is getting more and more  interesting

Shadow: How's your tacos Ari Gold?

Piven: *chewing* Perfect thanks

Shadow: SHIT! ... I got hot sauce on my pants.. damn it.. stupid hot sauce

Aiello: yes.. blame the hot sauce

Nick steps into the ring and goes to work on Deadeye by delivering a quick kick to the gut before hitting a snap suplex. Deadeye immediately holds his back. Nick quickly gets up and climbs to the top turnbuckle. He signals for Deadeye to get to his feet and as he finally reaches his feet Nick launches himself off the top rope for a huge drop kick but Deadeye reads it perfectly and steps out of the way resulting in Nick Wadden crashing to the mat below. Deadeye rests on the ropes giving himself a quick breather before dragging Nick into his corner and tagging in his partner Bel Biggz. Deadeye holds Nick's arms behind his back as Bel delivers a swift jab to the gut. Deadeye steps out of the ring as Bel whips Nick into the corner. Bel then takes a few steps towards the middle of the ring and then charges toward Nick hitting a running enziguri. Nick flops face first to the floor and Bel follows it up with a cover.

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Aiello: KICK OUT!!!

Piven: The old guys are hanging in there

Shadow: Holy shit *laughs to himself* remember when Deadeye beat up on Mac? Didn't he go to town on him? Flying elbow or something? Man.. he's hardcore.. love that guy

Bel looks disappointed he didn't get the three but shrugs it off and continues regardless. He drops a quick elbow to the sternum of Nick Wadden before wrapping his arm around Nick's throat and holding him in a neck choke. Nick begins to fight and slowly begins to make his way back to his feet. Bel realises his hold isn't working so he pushes Nick against the ropes and attempts a clothesline but Nick Wadden ducks under it and hits Bel with a powerful clothesline of his own which causes Bel to turn in the air. Nick jumps into the cover.

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Deadeye charges into the ring and breaks the count which causes Justin Harmony to rush into the ring and hit Deadeye with a big boot. Deadeye rolls out of the ring as the ref demands Justin get back to his corner. Meanwhile Nick has Bel back to his feet and hits him with a german suplex. He then once again returns to the top rope this time landing a leg drop from the top rope. Bel holds his throat. Nick stands up and backs up into his corner waiting for Bel to get back to his throat but Justin Harmony returns the favour by tagging himself in. Nick looks shocked as his team mate climbs through the ropes back into the ring but Justin is unaware that Bel was able to make a tag to Deadeye and Deadeye comes into the ring and knocks Justin down with a shoulder tackle. Justin gets straight back to his feet but is knocked straight down again by another shoulder tackle. Justin gets back up one more time and turns around only to be met by a ferocious spine buster. Deadeye covers.

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Justin harmony kicks out!

Shadow: DAMN IT!! Come ON Deadeye! 

Aiello: Deadeye almost had the win right there

Piven: This kid is proving to be a pretty damn good wrestler

Deadeye runs his hands through his hair realising how close he was to picking up the win. Deadeye gets up and picks Justin up from the floor but Justin bursts up out of nowhere and catches Deadeye with an uppercut. He follows this up with a right hand before hitting a desperation DDT. Both men stay down on the mat. Bel begins to stamp on the mat outside the ropes urging his team mate to his feet but Justin rolls over and hooks Deadeye's leg.

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Deadeye raises his shoulder!

Aiello: He's still got some gas left in the tank

Piven: yah but how much?

Shadow: He's riding on fumes.. gotta check the gauge.. fill up regular.. right boys? get it? cause the gas tank thing? you know? like a car?

Both men are still down on the mat as Bel Biggz continues to stamp and clap urging his team mate to his feet. Deadeye begins to crawl his way over to the corner as Justin Harmony does the same. Deadeye reaches up and slaps the hand of Bel and Justin reaches up to tag Nick but Nick retracts his hand and rejects the tag. Bel comes and grabs Justin's leg and pulls him back into the middle of the ring. Bel pulls Justin up from the floor and hits his signature move 'Muff-Dive'. Bel drops to cover Justin but Nick quickly rushes into the ring and kicks Bel in the head prompting Deadeye to get into the ring once again. Deadeye and Nick begin exchanging blows while his team mate Justin rolls out of the ring. Deadeye hits Nick with a thunderous right hand causing him to stumble back. Deadeye then whips Nick into the corner and follows him hitting a big splash. Deadeye then turns and looks at Bel. Deadeye grabs Bel and whips him into his opponent for their finisher the Twaughthammer.

Aiello: HOLY SHIT

Piven: Wow! This could be over

Shadow: Holy shit indeed!

Bel begins to cover Nick as Deadeye turns around to look for Justin Harmony but Harmony is on the other side of the ring. Justin looks as though he's about to get into the ring when he suddenly decides to back off and allows Bel to pin Nick. Clearly as pay back for messing him about in the tag match. Bel covers.

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Ladies and Gentleman.. your winners The Cartel



WINNERS: The Cartel

Aiello: Wow.. well there you have it, age and experience beat youth and agility tonight

Piven: What a night, what a return for the EWC

Shadow Man: Very exciting in deed.. can't wait till next week

Aiello: With that.. on behalf of us all, Good Night EWC

*END*

© THE EXTREME WRESTLING CORPORATION

[President Mac]

» RECAP »

Romero DEF Destiny
Thor DEF Montgomery
London DEF Bridges
Wellings DEF Jones, Corss & Borderland
Orsome DEF Flip
Rast DEF Kash
Jay Cee DEF Dangerously
The Cartel DEF Wadden & Harmony


Special thank you to all those who sent in segments and helped write the matches