Post by Ashton Daniels on Aug 9, 2013 17:27:31 GMT -6
WARNING: This live event contains stunts performed by professionals or under the supervision of professionals and maybe unsuitable for younger viewers. Accordingly EWC and it's producers must insist that no one attempt to recreate or re-enact any stunt or activity performed in this live event.
The Extreme Wrestling Corporation presents
EPISODE 371
FRIDAY NIGHT RAMPAGE
EPISODE 371
Live from the Newly Built EWC Stadium in Houston, Texas
EWC Stadium, is convertible to a concert stage for outdoor concerts, and with field seating, the stadium can hold 52,000 for concerts or 65,000 for a Wrestling event. The architectural design was by Rossetti Architects, architects of Scotiabank Place
EWC RAMPAGE
August 9, 2013
Live From EWC Stadium in Houston
Commentators: David Arquette & Scott Caan
Announcer: Emmanuelle Chriqui
Head Ref: John Dean
Backstage help: Ace Heart
"Can't Hold Us" by Macklemore & Ryan Lewis blasts in the Stadium as the show starts off with a video footage detailing historic events that have taken place on Friday Night Rampage. Images of previous Champions are shown, starting with Chupacabra then moving onto Cameron Hayden, Michael Saint, Shadow Man, Level One and James Chambers. Sped up footage then shows a special montage of Memphis Reigns, Blade, Ebon, Jesse Nunez, Hurricane Jeff, Moses Lake, Kid Cactus, Kid Cannabis, BDC, Jay Cee, Stray and then explodes into Sedition members Gladiator and then The Rev
The opening pyros hit and here we go.
The energy in the EWC Stadium is electrifying. Spotlights circle around the arena as the 65,000 fans in the venue are shown in a wide angle shot. The camera then pans out showing a full scale view of the jam packed arena and zooms in on some crazy fans
A chant begins of
FN'R
FN'R
FN'R
FN'R
FN'R
FN'R
FN'R
The Camera is out in the backstage area where we see a limo pull up. A man in a nice suit gets out of the drivers side and walks around to the back of the limo. The nice man opens up the back door and out steps Michael Saint.
Saint: It's good to be home.
Saint walks away with a smile on his face as we go back to the arena with Rampage commentators David Arquette and Scott Caan, who look gobsmacked.
Arquette: Oh my god, was that really him?
Caan: I don't think our eyes are decieving us David, that was him... the famous Michael Saint is here, he's here with us tonight.
Arquette: Wow... wow i'm actually speechless, one of the EWC greats has come home, what a night we have in store for us tonight... What will he have in store for us on what will be an historic night on Rampage.
Caan: It's Saint, this is amazing.
Match One
Angel Kash
VS
Joe Seventi
Angel Kash
VS
Joe Seventi
The bell rings to signal we are ready for the first match of the evening.
David Arquette: So welcome ladies and gentlemen, this is the first match of the evening and what a great way to start off with two new superstars. Isn’t that right, pal?
Scott Caan: You got that right, bro. Angel Kash and Joe Seventi, he didn’t win his first match so hopefully this week things will be different.
I'm running your city, racks I got plenty,
You don't know a bad bitch like me, it ain't many
I can pull up in the Mini with my skirt real mini,
And let your N---- and tell me how he feel me.
The fans begin to boo loudly as the opening cords of Trina's "Beautiful, Dirty, Rich hits over the PA system, as the arena lights dim, and begin flashing all over, a gold carpet rolls out, and out steps Angel Kash who has a smug look on her face, alongside her is Leroy, who just stands there emotionless as she is greeted by a loud chorus of boos! She smirks before striking a pose for the fans who are booing the arrogant young woman who just takes it in stride.
Yes I talk shit, you weak toast, middle finger, speed off.
Bad bitch, big Benz, get money, fuck friends.
Bitch, I elevate, out in DCing,
I met the finish line where the game ends,
With my top off in my spaceship
I'm looking 3D, I'm in your face bitch.
Emmanuelle Chriqui: Ladies and gentlemen, the following match is scheduled for one fall, introducing first from The Hamptons, New York, she is ANGEL KASH!
As she begins her arrogant supermodel style strut to the ring, trash talking, and taunting the fans as they boo her, she finally sticks her hand rudely out and puts it up to the fans to mean "talk to the hand!" As she slowly climbs the steps Leroy lowers the ropes for her. She then does a bow, to taunt to the fans some more which only gets her more boos, as she climbs onto the second turnbuckle to do some more taunting, and then sits on the top turnbuckle, taking her ring entrance trademark black fur rope and hands it to the stage hand, as she lays on the turnbuckle nonchalantly, and her music cuts.
Emmanuelle Chriqui: Her opponent from Chicago, Illinois. Standing in at six feet, two inches tall, weighing in at two hundred and thirty five pounds, JOE SEVENTI!
David Arquette: Joe Seventi showed his heart last time we saw him, but he wasn’t lucky enough to come out the winner. Hopefully things change for him tonight.
Scott Caan: This young man has taken things in stride. I’m sure we’ll see greatness from Joe Seventi soon.
The referee quickly checks them both out to look for weapons, after finding none he rings the bell. Joe claps his hands and manages to get the people behind him, while Angel doesn’t pay them any mind. The Shift starts this match off with a quick shoulder tackle, then another, the third time Angel is on her feet, Joe takes her down once more with a Neck Breaker and cover. But barely gets a one count. He gets to his knees and punchers her several more times. Joe bounces off the rope and lands with a vicious elbow across his opponent’s chest.
Joe goes to the top ropes, and attempts another elbow drop but Angel rolls out of the way. She gets up, presses the shin of her boot against her opponents face and grinds deeply. He fights back, and pushes her away, The Shift gets up quickly to get eye poked by his opponent. She then jumps onto his shoulders and hits a Head Scissors, drags him to the ropes, sets his head on the bottom rope and chokes him. The referee starts counting as the crowd disapproves loudly.
However Angel breaks the hold before she gets disqualified. She walks over her opponent, but Joe throws his bead back and strikes her head hard. Kash stumbles back as Seventi uses the ropes to help him back up quickly.
David Arquette: There’s still a lot of fight in Joe Seventi but it looks like Angel Kash isn’t getting much love from the audience tonight, even though she’s fighting just as hard.
Scott Caan: Well buddy, what do you expect? This Diva doesn’t care who hates her and who loves her, she’s just focused on winning her first match here in EWC, pal.
Angel attempts to hit a Backbreaker but Joe holds onto the ropes, Kash falls back hard and hits her head hard. Joe fires back with several hard fists, a Toe Kick and a Snap Suplex. The Shift grabs his opponent, tosses her into a corner, hits the Cartesian Strike and follows through with the The Paradigm Shift! He hooks one of Angels legs!
ONE!...
TWO!...
THREE!!!
Seventi's music hits and the referee raises his arm in victory.
Emmanuelle Chriqui: Here is your winning by pin fall, JOE SEVENTI!!
Winner: Joe Seventi
David Arquette: Joe Seventi picks up his first huge win tonight! This looks great for the young man coming into title week next week!
Scott Caan: That’s right buddy! I’m sorry to see Angel Kash lose but things are looking up for Joe Seventi! Good luck Title Week, Joe.
The show cuts to Shadow Man and Ace Heart who are standing by in the interview area. Shadow admires a delicious looking taco as Ace begins.
Ace Heart: Tonight on Friday Night Rampage, we’ve got the #2 entrant for the Rumble in the Bronx and well, I’ve got a load of questions to ask you but maybe we can get some answers about your strange involvement with Jay Cee?
Suddenly the camera cuts to Bel Biggz and Deadeye Proteus standing over a sizzling grill. Both have goofy looking oversized cowboy hats on. Bel has a spatula and a bottle of BBQ sauce in hand.
Bel Biggz: HAHA, hold on there a moment, partners ‘cause we got sauce!! BARBEQUE SAUCE!!!
Deadeye: YES, SIRREE, IT’S COWBOY BEL’S own original RED HOT RICOCHET—
A gun shot is heard and Deadeye’s hat flies off his head.
Deadeye: BARBEQUE SAUCE!
Both: YEEEEEHAWWWW!
Back to Shadow Man and Ace Heart who both look quizzically at the camera in front of them.
Shadow Man: Barbecue sauce? But look what I’ve got. A taco!
Ace Heart: But Shadow, do you think it might be bold?
Back to The Cartel, close in shot of Bel…
Bel Biggz: BOLLLDDD!? Well HELL YES it’s BOLD!! It’s COWBOY Bel’s own original RED HOT RIC-O-CHET –
The camera zooms out and once again Deadeye’s hat is shot off the top of his head (or rather yanked by invisible fish line)
Deadeye: IT’S MIGHTY BOLD! How bold is it? It’s bold out enough to bulldog your taste buds and hogtie your tongue! THAT’S HOW BOLD THIS STUFF IS! You little pissants, I mean its BOOOOLDDDD!!
BOTH: BOOOOOOLLLLLLLDDDDD!!!
Back to Shadow Man and Ace Heart …
Ace Heart: What do you think, Shadow? Can we try some?
Shadow Man: Oh, I don’t know…
Ace Heart: They say it’s bold…
Once again, cut back to the cowboys…
Bel Biggz: I tell you what, you hairdressing little cowpokes, you watch for our new intern, and you’ll find yourself a free sample of COWBOY BEL’S own original RED HOT RIC-O-CHET—
Both their hats are shot off now.
Bel Biggz: --BARBEQUE SAUCE!
Deadeye: BOOOOOLLLD!!!
Shadow Man looks pensively at the BBQ sauce bottle in one hand and his taco in the other.
Shadow Man: It looks somewhat bold.
Shadow Man dabbles a bit on his taco and bites into its crunchy greatness.
Ace Heart: How about it, Shadow? Is it bold?
Shadow Man: It’s actually not … that bold.
Ace Heart: It’s not!?
Shadow Man: It’s decidedly … unbold. Hey, what’s the deal with this stuff not being bold?
Back to Bel Biggz and Deadeye for the final time…
Bel Biggz: NOW AVAILABLE IN NEW EXTRA BOLLLLLLDDDD!!!
Deadeye: ITS REEEEEEEALLLY BOLD! So BOLD it’s not RECOMMENDED FOR HUMAN consumption!!! There is no known antidote to new EXTRA BOLD—
Both: COWBOY BEL’S own original RED HOT RIC-O-CHET—
And their hats get shot off as someone mercifully in the production truck cuts to commercial.