FNR #373 - BOLOGNA

[President Mac]

WARNING: This live event contains stunts performed by professionals or under the supervision of professionals and maybe unsuitable for younger viewers. Accordingly EWC and it's producers must insist that no one attempt to recreate or re-enact any stunt or activity performed in this live event.

The Extreme Wrestling Corporation presents

FRIDAY NIGHT RAMPAGE

EPISODE 373

Live from the Unipol Arena in Bologna, Italy

EWC RAMPAGE

September 06, 2013

Live From the Unipol Arena, Bologna, Italy

Commentators: David Arquette & Scott Caan

Announcer: Emmanuelle Chriqui

Head Ref: John Dean

Backstage help: Ace Heart

"Can't Hold Us" by Macklemore & Ryan Lewis blasts in the Stadium as the show starts off with a video footage detailing historic events that have taken place on Friday Night Rampage. Images of previous Champions are shown, starting with Chupacabra then moving onto Cameron Hayden, Michael Saint, Shadow Man, Level One and James Chambers. Sped up footage then shows a special montage of Memphis Reigns, Blade, Ebon, Jesse Nunez, Hurricane Jeff, Moses Lake, Kid Cactus, Kid Cannabis, BDC, Jay Cee, Stray and then explodes into Sedition members Gladiator and then The Rev


The opening pyros hit and here we go.

The energy in the Unipol Arena is electrifying. Spotlights circle around the arena as the 13,000 fans in the venue are shown in a wide angle shot. The camera then pans out showing a full scale view of the jam packed arena and zooms in on some crazy fans


A chant begins of

FN'R
FN'R
FN'R
FN'R

The X-Tron flares up, and a video package begins to play from the last few Monday Night Brawl's.

Intense music plays and we see Xander Kage covered in blood, and Bel Biggz and Jay Cee screaming for help. President Mac is on the scene, but is as helpless as everyone else. Ashton Daniels comes on to the scene, trying to find out what has happened.

We then see Ashton questioning Bel Biggz, asking him why he'd been out running so soon after the attack.

It switches to Orsome brutally attacking Sean Ferguson and stating that he isn't going to take any more crap. The scene then changes to Ashton congratulating Orsome on his new found aggression, and then shows highlights of the tag team main event at the Belfast show. The battle is intense, and then shows Joey Orsome snapping and taking out the other combatants, while ending with the chilling statement:

"I KNOW WHO ATTACKED XANDER KAGE!!!"

The video package then shows the St. Petersburg edition of Brawl. We see Element X attacking Derek Wellings, and the old familiar face of former Brawl general manager Steven Xavier rush out with security to break things up, and kick two thirds of Element X out of the building. We then see Wellings defeat Element X's Mike Corral.

It shows Jay Cee telling the world his views on the Xander Kage attack, and putting everyone on notice in regard to Rumble in The Bronx.

We then see Ash Scion winning a close match against Christian Robbins.

Ashton continues his bullying of Bel Biggz, although Biggz seems to get the upper hand this time.

The chilling and terrifying Dennis "Gravedigger" Anderson defeats one half of the tag team champions, Brock Whitworth, and the ever impressive Hala Abassi defeats Eric Steel. The other half of the EWC tag team champions, MadDawg, continues his winning streak against Andrew Campbell, while Bel Biggz defeats Chuck Samuels in a hardcore match.

Joey Orsome comes out to the ring, and the world thinks he is about to tell them who attacked Xander Kage, but, in typical Orsome fashion, he makes them wait, and shows off a new look, and then proceeds to give the EWC the upset of the decade by defeating the extremely talented International champion, Mike!

To make matters worse for Mike, MadDawg also calls him out, and the show ends on that cliffhanger.

David Arquette: Ladies and gentlemen, we are live from the Unipol Arena, here in Italy, and we have a HELL of a show for you guys tonight!

Scott Caan: We have indeed, and although we have a smaller crowd here than usual, the noise levels are still as intense as ever! What an atmosphere!

David Arquette: Yes indeed partner! And like I said, we have a hell of a show!

Scott Caan: Erm, you said that already though . . .

David Arquette: I know Scott, that's why I said "like I said".

Scott Caan: What did you say?

David Arquette: I said that's why I said "like I said".

Scott Caan: But what did you say that you said that's what you said like you said it?

David Arquette: Are we really doing this?

Scott Caan: Doing what?

David Arquette: Ok . . . . So, we have Amanda Kauffman vs Glitz and Glamour to kick off the show, which I am really looking forward to!

Scott Caan: Girl on girl action, EWC style! Yeah baby!

David Arquette: Well the female athletes we have here are just that, athletes, and I doubt we'll see anything less that extreme violence, and amazing skill and ability.

Scott Caan: AND BOOBIES!!!!

David Arquette: Ok, and boobies. Happy now?

Scott Caan: Oh yes! And, don't forget that we then have Love Trigger vs Oliver Bailey!

David Arquette: Should be a cracking match, but what about David Dreadful vs Swift Ion?

Scott Caan: What about it? Oh, I see, yes, it will be awesome!

David Arquette: Following that, we have a BRUTAL match between the man who put the E in Extreme, SHADOW MAN vs Francis Gonzalez in a Texas Death Match, which is weird, because we in Italy, so I'm a little confused as to why it's not an Italian Death Match?

Scott Caan: Man, I'm ALWAYS confused, but, I'm kind of looking forward to Joe Seventi vs The Dark Spyder V!

David Arquette: It's the Dark Spyder IV Scott.

Scott Caan: What did I say?

David Arquette: It doesn't matter pal, honestly, especially due to the fact that we have a MASSIVE main event between Sah'ta Thor and the US champion himself, Jaden "Xplode" Hunter, in a non title match, but here's the catch - if Thor wins, he becomes the number one contender the the US title!

Scott Caan: Wow, what a night indeed, but up first, I think we have a few words from the interim general manager here in the EWC, Steven Xavier!

The Sex Pistols version of "My Way" blasts from the pa system, and the MNB and FNR logos flash on the X-Tron, as interim general manager Steven Xavier walks down the ramp, and into the ring. He climbs through the middle rope, and beckons for a microphone.

Steven Xavier: Right, so let's get down to business shall we? First off, welcome to the show, and secondly, I want to thank the Italian public for such a warm and inviting welcome.

The Italian crowd cheer, and a "FNR" chant starts.

Steven Xavier: Now, a lot of people are wondering who the hell I am. Well, for those of you not in the know, I was the general manager of both Brawl and Rampage a few years ago, and recently I was the head of the EWC talent relations in Europe.

David Arquette: Surely everyone knows that?

Scott Caan: Man, BDC has let himself go, and also shrank by the looks of things!

David Arquette: You know that's not BDC, right?

Scot Caan: What? Really?

David Arquette: . . . . I love you buddy, but I think we need you tested for retardness.

Steven Xavier: So, seeing how BDC got himself stuck on the other side of the planet, President Mac and the EWC board of directors decided to ask me to come and fill in for a few weeks, and of course, I said yes. Judging my how insane things have been here over the last few weeks, I wish I hadn't.

David Arquette: He has a point there Scott, it has been a bit mental.

Scott Caan: Hey, this is the EWC, mental is kind of the norm.

Steven Xavier: Seems like things don't change. Ok, the players have, I mean I don't have to worry about Level One, or Moses Lake any more, but now we have idiots like Element X in the loose, along with ego driven maniacs like Joey Orsome, and dare I say it, Ashton Daniels and BDC.

There is a massive cheer for Level One and Moses Lake, with massive boos for Orsome.

Steven Xavier: That being said though, I've always kind of let people get on with it, because, it's my job to book the matches, and to make sure things go as smoothly as possible. If people want to beat the shit out of each other backstage, well, more power to them I say, just so long as they still have enough fight to come out here and do their jobs. I want to state for the record right here and now that I am NOT going to get involved in Ashton and BDC's pathetic little games, and I refuse to take sides. That doesn't mean that I'm not going to get involved in other things that are going on here.

David Arquette: What does he mean?

Scott Caan: How the hell do I know?

David Arquette: I was kind of talking to the audience, but now you've made me break the fourth wall, cheers Scott.

Scott Caan: But you haven't left your seat, plus, you don't have any qualifications for knocking down walls, or any sort of building work for that matter.

David Arquette: . . .

Steven Xavier: There is one massive issue at hand, and it needs sorting so that we can move forward, and concentrate on important things, like the up and coming PPV "Rumble in the Bronx", and also of course "King of the Kage", so let's address the elephant in the room and be done with it.

The crowd cheer at the mention of the two massive EWC events.

Steven Xavier: Joey Orsome stated a few weeks ago that he knew who attacked Xander Kage. Well, Joey Orsome is here tonight, and as the interim general manager of both Monday Night Brawl, and Friday Night Rampage, I demand that he comes out here and tells us all who did it, so that we can punish the person in question, and be done with it!

David Arquette: At last, the truth is out there!

Scott Caan: Yay, you quoted Twilight!

David Arquette: That would be the X Files buddy.

Scott Caan: Ah yeah.

The arena goes black as the chilling chants of Shadow Moses kick in. The arena stays black as the lyrics finish (We're going nowhere). As the heavy riff hits in pyros flash into the roof of the arena revealing a black shadowy figure in the centre of the entrance. The lights come back on as Joey, with his hands held together down towards his waistline slowly walks down to the ring. The crowd start an extremely loud "ORSOME SUCKS" chant as Joey steps between the ropes. He stares at Xavier, shakes his head in disgust, and grabs a mic.

Steven Xavier: Thank you for coming down here Joey. Now . . .

Orsome cuts him off.

Joey Orsome: Now hold on there Stevey boy! I didn't come down here to bend over backwards and take it in the ass, just because a pompous English prick like you demands it. I am a legend here in the EWC, and the future EWC champion, so you will show me some fucking respect, do you understand me!

Steven Xavier: I understand you perfectly Joey, thank you for stating that. Now, may continue what I was trying to say?

Joey shrugs, and smiles.

Joey Orsome: Sure, why not. Hell, this could even be entertaining!

Steven Xavier: Thank you. Now, as I was saying. Whether you like it or not Joey, I am your boss until the European Tour ends, so, if I "demand" you to do something, well, regardless of how much of a, and I use this word lightly, "legend" you think you are, you do as you are told, or, I suspend you here and now for six months without pay.

David Arquette: Wow, a completely different approach by the interim general manager!

Orsome paces back and forth, and walks straight up to Steven Xavier. Xavier doesn't flinch, but is shocked when Orsome suddenly grabs him by the scruff of his shirt.

Joey Orsome: Do you know what happens when people talk to me like that, ey? Do you have any idea who the fuck you are talking to? What, am I some fucking lackey like Bel Biggz now? No, I'll tell you who I am. I am Joey Orsome, and, if you did your job and checked the small print of the new contract I have just signed, I now answer to one man, and one man only, and that's Ashton Daniels. You see Stevey, me and Ash, we've got this little deal going on. I scratch his back, he scratches mine, hence the new contract. That means you don't tell me shit, do you understand!!!

David Arquette: What the hell?

Scott Caan: Where's my new contract then?

David Arquette: Scott, will you be serious, just for a minute! If I'm hearing this correctly, this means that Joey Orsome is now virtually untouchable, unless Ashton Daniels says otherwise!

Joey throws Steven Xavier to the floor.

Joey Orsome: You are nothing to me Steve, do you hear me?

The crowd boo loudly, and continue the "ORSOME SUCKS" chant.

Joey Orsome: And all you pasta munching, greasy haired mother fuckers can shut up as well!

The crowd go berserk!

Joey Orsome: I do know who attacked Xander Kage, and when it suits me, I will tell the world. For the moment, I'm using the information as leverage to benefit my rise to the top here in the EWC, so fucking deal with it! Now, I'm sick of this country, and I'm sick of this B show, so you know what, I'm out of here!

Orsome goes to leave the ring, and Xavier has pulled himself to his feet and brushed himself off. Orsome is about to step out of the ring, but changes his mind, and suddenly charges Xavier and hits him with a brutal Superkick!

David Arquette: OH MY GOD!!!!

Scott Caan: He can't do that!

The crowd are hitting fever pitch, but Orsome doesn't care. He picks Xavier up and hits him with the "View to a Kill"! Xavier hits the mat with a sickening crash! Orsome gets up and cheers, but he isn't done yet.

David Arquette: Orsome has snapped! He has that glazed over look in his eyes, and this can only mean bad news for the interim general manager!

Scott Caan: Someone has to put an end to this carnage, where the hell is security?

Orsome slides under the bottom rope and grabs a chair. He throws it into the ring, and slides back into the ring. He picks up the chair, and smashes it on the canvass a few times. He lifts it up, and is about to smash it onto Steven Xavier's skull, when suddenly "Image of the Incredible" by Thrice blasts from the PA system, and MadDawg and Brock Whitworth storm from the backstage area, and sprint towards the ring.

David Arquette: Your prayers have been answered Scott! Here come the EWC tag team champs, Anger Management!

Scott Caan: Wow, I didn't expect it to be them, but hey, at least someone has stepped up against Orsome's madness!

Seeing the combined force of the EWC tag team champions, Orsome decides to drop the chair, and high tail it out of the ring. He leaps over the barriers, and sprints up the steps towards one of the exits. but finds himself fighting some of the incensed crowd. MadDawg and Whitworth hit the ring, and check on Steven Xavier, before giving chase.

Orsome manages to fight off the crowd, turns around, sees Anger Management giving chase, and runs backstage. EMT's and security run to the ring, and Rampage goes to commercial.

» COMMERCIAL » BREAK »

We return from commercial. MadDawg and Brock are standing in the locker room looking at one another with intensity. EWC reporter Ace Hart barges in to the locker room.

Ace Hart: Mr Brock, Mr Dog, you both just ran to Steven Xavier's aid. Now, while we are all glad that you did so, why did you both feel the need to carry out such a heroic act?

MadDawg: Heroic? Hell, we just went out there because we're sick of Orsome acting like a tough guy all of the time.

Brock: Yeah, I mean, he's always nice enough to us to our faces, but it doesn't mean we're friends or anything. He crossed the line, so we did what had to be done. That simple really.

Ace Hart: But there must be more to it than that?

MadDawg: Must there? Listen Ace, what's done is done, and to be honest, we have more important things to deal with, so if you don't mind, please leave so we can concentrate on more important issues.

Ace looks on flabbergasted, and leaves.

Brock has his arms crossed and a very upset look on his face. MadDawg has his arms out as to ask, "What?" Brock shakes his head and before he gets really serious.

Brock: What is this?

MadDawg: What?

Brock: You know what I am talking about. What is he doing here?

The camera zooms out to see a midget wearing an Anger Management shirt standing in between the two.

MadDawg: I told you last Monday.

Brock: You want me to believe you ordered a midget?

MadDawg nods his head yes.

Brock: Why?

MadDawg: Because it was pointed out that they were funny and I happen to agree, plus, they are LOADS more entertaining that Joey Orsome.

Brock: That is just rude. Not about the Orsome part, you've actually got a point there.

MadDawg: No no, hear me out. With this guy, we can have him do the dirty work for us.

Brock: You want him to fight for us?

MadDawg: No our dirty work, like things we shouldn't need to. Take for instance Glitz and Glamour.

Brock: The new tag team, what about them?

MadDwag:Funny you should ask.

Just then two women walk in looking just like Glitz and Glamour. They stand facing the camera and start twirling their hair around and popping bubblegum. The eyes of the midget lights up at the sight of the girls as they just return a disgusted look.

Brock: I don't think ...

MadDawg: See they are coming for our titles right?

Brock: MD, I don't think ...

MadDawg: But watch this.

MadDawg looks down to the midget and smiles. The midget nods and starts running toward the girls doing some sort of pelvic thrust. The girls start screaming and run out of the room. MadDawg starts laughing as Brock puts his head in his hands.

Brock: You have got to be kidding me?

MadDawg: No wait, there's more. You know how I offered some friendship to Mike on Monday?

Brock: Do I even want to ask?

A guy walks in dressed just like Mike carrying a pink iced cupcake. He takes a bite out of it and starts talking.

Fake Mike: You see it was Motherfucker that made me realize that cupcakes were for little girls. I was still very scarred of her but I didn't want people to get the wrong idea of me. So guys? Wanna be friends? I brought more cupcakes. We can bake and curl our hair and ...

Brock: Damn he talks as much as the real one.

MadDawg: See what I mean. Now watch.

MadDawg looks over to the midget that is now standing on the bench just behind MadDawg.

MadDawg: Get him!

The midget leaps in the air with a powerful war cry right into Mike. Mike throws the basket of cupcakes in the air and is taken back over the brown couch. The screams of Mike continue as MadDawg focuses in on Brock.

MadDawg: See with little distractions out of our way, it gives us time to think about Hala. I can make sure that she understands she is my number one priority thanks to the Distractor Eliminator.

Brock: I understand you are focused on your match and getting back to the International title but there are other things.

MadDawg: I know, like the release of the McRib.

Brock: No, I mean like Rumble in the Bronx. 30 men enter the ring and there are some good guys in there. We need to prepare. Plus, we've just pissed Orsome off and that little toe rag will probably want some revenge.

MadDawg: Maybe your right.

MadDawg and Brock start to walk off when they both stop. They turn around toward the couch where the screams from Mike are still heard.

MadDawg: Come on boy.

MadDawg taps his leg and makes little whistle sounds. The midget's head rises from behind the couch smiling. The midget then hops over the couch and runs over to Brock and MadDawg. MadDawg grabs a big cookie from his bag and looks at Brock.

MadDawg: He will do anything for these.

That's pretty good.

The three walk out of the view of the camera as Mike climbs up from behind the couch. His hair and clothes are a mess. He takes a deep breathe.

The camera pans back to Arquette and Caan

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David Arquette: So let me get this straight. Before the break, Anger Management storm to the ring to pull off the save of the century, and then pretend it's no big deal, and talk about midgets?

Scott Caan: Don't even say that word David, you know how much those tiny people freak me out!

David Arquette: Ah yeah, sorry buddy. I forgot your mom made you watch Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory on repeat for 8 weeks solid when you broke your leg that summer. But it's just bizzare how they act. I mean, they could both be serious contenders for the EWC title, when it's finally reinstated, but they don't seem to be taking things seriously. It frustrates me to be honest.

Scott Caan: Scarred me for life. But hey, I get what you're saying, but you've got to leave them do their thing. They obviously care more than they let on, or there's no way they would have come to the aid of Xavier, especially when a loose cannon like Joey Orsome is involved.

David Arquette: I suppose so. Anyway, let's get ready for our opening match, and it promises to be a cracker!

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SHOW OPENER
TAG TEAM MATCH
AMANDA KAUFFMAN & ABBIE
Vs
GLITZ & GLAMOUR

Emmanuelle Chriqui: The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, at a combined 235 pounds, in there EWC debut match, and is already in the ring, the team of Alexis Terry and Elizabeth Terry……. GLITZ & GLAMOUR

David Arquette: GLITZ & GLAMOUR is our newest tag team that just signed a contract here in EWC. I am looking forward to see what this team can do.

Scott Caan: Wow Dave, last week was the first time in a long time that we seen a Starlet VS starlet match, and tonight on Rampage in our opening bout we are going to see a Starlets VS Starlets match in tag team action, this is going to be great.

"The opening of "LoveFuryPassionEnergy" hits the arena speakers as the lights go out. The music keeps on playing until purple lights flash around the arena.

Emmanuelle Chriqui: And their opponents, first on her way to the ring, and also in her EWC debut match, from Windsor, Ontario, Canada. Weighing in at 118 pounds... Abbie!!

Suddenly, the shadowy figure of Abbie, flanked in her trademark leather jacket, appears on stage. She turns around, to face the crowd, and starts walking down to the ring. She slaps some fans hands before entering the ring. As she's in the ring, she poses on the ropes with one arm in the air.

David Arquette: Another new Starlet in the EWC as Abbie is going to try to make an impack tonight.

“Uragiri No Yuuyake” by THEATRE BROOK plays. Amanda comes to the ring riding a black Kawasaki motorcycle, while wearing a yellow cat shaped motorcycle helmet, with a black leather jacket and black PVC shorts. Her appearance is similar to Celty Sturluson from the anime Durarara!!

Emmanuelle Chriqui: And her tag team partner, from Barberton, Ohio, weighing 125 pounds...'The Legend' Amanda Kauffman!!!

When she stops at ringside. She shuts down the bike and climbs off. Then she takes off her helmet and jacket. Revealing her black PVC sports bra. The referee motions for Elizabeth to step out of the ring as Alexis stares grins pointing over at Amanda Kauffman. Amanda just grins as she steps in the ring asking for Alexis to meet her in the middle of the ring. The referee stares at both women as he calls for the bell.

David Arquette: It looks like that these four Starlets are ready to get this match going.

Scott Caan: Indeed, this is going to be a match.

As the match starts Alexis doesn’t wastes any time answering to Amanda’s challenge. She meets her in the center of the ring and begins to charge her tackling The Legend to the ground. Alexis lifts her hands up and begins to pummel away at Amanda’s face with constant lefts and rights. Amanda is able to block most of Alexis’s punches and she fires back with a hard slap that can be heard all across the arena. Alexis begins to grab at her face in pain, and Amanda rises to her feet and grabs Alexis by the hair. With her hair locked in her hands she easily tosses Alexis to the ground. England’s Most Glamorous Export hits the floor with a loud thud and Amanda just smirks as she walks up to Alexis’s hair and steps on it. She grabs a hold of Alexis’s arms and tries to pull them out of the socket as Alexis replies by screaming at the top of her lungs.

Scott Caan: As I was saying, my girl Amanda whooping some ass. Alexis doesn't stand a chance.

David Arquette: You shouldn't be counting Alexis out just yet.

England’s Most Glamorous Export smiles as she lifts her foot up and brings it down across Alexis’s stomach. Alexis at this point begins to grab at her stomach in pain and Kauffman helps Alexis back up and drops her quickly back down to the mat with a snap suplex. Amanda Kauffman stands up mocking Alexis and Elizabeth looks like she has seen enough and wants to enter the ring but the referee holds her back. Amanda at this point just taunts Elizabeth as she grabs Alexis’s lifeless body and drags her over to her own corner where she tags in the fresh Abbie.

David Arquette: And another new Starlet, Abbie, from Canada, now in the match.

Abbie enters the ring and she just grins as she sees the lifeless Alexis lying down on the ground in front of her. She helps Alexis to her feet and places the motionless beauty in between her legs. She begins to grin as she lifts Alexis up into the sky and drops her down with a very powerful power bomb. Alexis’s back hits the floor with a loud thud, and she lays spread eagled on the floor. Abbie just shakes her head with disgust as she expected more out Alexis. She places a single foot on top of her, and the referee drops down to make the count.

1!...



2!...

Before the referee can even get to the count of three Abbie purposely breaks the hold up. Abbie seems to be having too much fun to let the match end too early as she helps Alexis to her feet.

Scott Caan: Abbie and Amanda is just THAT superior. See? Abbie is savoring every second of this match.

David Arquette: But this is stupid! She had the match won already, just pin her and go home!

Scott Caan: Don't be so grumpy, Dave.

David Arquette: ... say WHAT?

Alexis can barely stand on her own two feet and Abbie just places her head underneath one of her arms and drops her down with a vicious ddt. Alexis’s head bounces off the mat and Abbie Holmes just grins as she stands on her own two feet and she calls for the end of the match. She helps Alexis up and proceeds to place her on her back. Abbie smirks as she lifts Alexis up for another powerbomb. Alexis begins to gain some momentum as she wraps her legs around Abbie and refuses to go down. Alexis uses everything in her body to yank down and she sends Abbie down with a hurricarana. Both girls are laid out on the mat.

David Arquette: Both women down! Who gets to make the tag first?

Scott Caan: Let's not forget they have to answer the ten count!

Abbie is the first to move and she easily makes her way over to where Amanda is and tags England’s Most Glamorous Export in.

Scott Caan: Amanda is in! Get 'em, baby!

Alexis slowly begins to move and she heads towards her corner where Elizabeth stretches her hands out hoping that she could make the tag to bring herself in the match. Just as Alexis is about to make a tag Amanda grabs a hold of Alexis’s foot and begins to drag the England beauty back to the center of the ring. The crowd begins to boo her loudly and Amanda pays them no attention as she grabs Alexis by the hair and drags her to her feet. She measures Alexis up and swings her Flashing Lights Kick at her but Alexis is able to duck underneath the move and she ends up leg sweeping England’s Most Glamorous Export to the mat.

David Arquette: Miss!

Scott Caan: Luck.

With Amanda on the ground, Alexis begins to crawl over to her corner and she is just inches away of tagging in the fired up Elizabeth Terry. Just as she is about to tag her in Amanda once again pulls Alexis away and Alexis screams as she tries to use the upper body strength that she has left to inch her way towards Elizabeth. Alexis at this point makes an attempt to leap forward, and as she does she is able to tag in Elizabeth Terry. Elizabeth Terry is fired up more than ever as she enters the ring and she begins to run after Amanda Kauffman who tags Abbie Holmes in. Abbie enters the ring attempting to clothesline Elizabeth but Elizabeth ducks underneath it and responds by clotheslining Abbie to the ground in return.

David Arquette: And Elizabeth Terry finally makes it into this match, and she's on FIRE!

Elizabeth quickly rises up on her feet and Amanda tries to attack her but Elizabeth whips her into the opposite corner of the ring. Amanda remains dazed in the corner and Elizabeth follows up running at full speed crushing Amanda in the corner. Amanda falls down to the floor and Elizabeth begins to ascend to the top rope and she stares at the motionless blonde. She leaps off the top rope nailing Amanda with a elbow drop driving it directly into her gut as she slowly rises up to her feet staring over at the legal Abbie Holmes who is now on her feet. Elizabeth at this point waits for Abbie to get up as she measures her up. Abbie finally makes it on her own two feet and Elizabeth grabs Abbie by the head and measures up for a DDT, but she pushes Elizabeth aside and gives her a big boot to the ground.

Scott Caan: And the match's momentum is starting to shift again!

The crowd begins to boo as Abbie yanks Elizabeth back up to her feet. At the same time Amanda and Alexis are up, and they spot the other getting up to their feet. Without thinking twice Alexis launches her Yakuza kick at the same time that Amanda throws her Flashing Lights kick and both girls nail each other at the same exact time knocking one another out.

David Arquette: Great minds think alike! Amanda and Alexis just knocked themselves out!

Scott Caan: That's ridiculous!

Alexis and Amanda are both lifeless in the ring, and it seems that the match is now focused on Abbie and Elizabeth. Abbie tries to kick Elizabeth in the groin but Elizabeth is ready for it as she catches Abbie’s foot with ease. Elizabeth Terry has a huge grin on her face as she turns Abbie around and quickly takes one hand going underneath Abbie’s arm and placing it around her head and she takes her other arm and places it in between Abbie’s legs reaching up towards her stomach. She lifts Abbie over her head and slams her hard to the mat.

David Arquette: Wow!!! Pay up, Dreamer, you called it wrong.

Scott Caan: We never bet! And I'm sure this isn't gonna end like this! C'mon, Abbie!!!

Abbie isn’t moving at all and Elizabeth turns her over and hooks a leg for a pinfall. The referee begins to count as he sees a pin has been made.

1!...


2!...

From out of nowhere Abbie rolls Elizabeth into a small package, and the referee begins the recount.

1!...


2!...


3!!!

The referee calls for a bell and as he does. Abbie jumps up to her feet. She helps Amanda up and the two of them together raise their hands in the air as Alexie rolls outside the ring pulling Elizabeth out and staring back at Abbie and Amanda in disgust. Amanda just smiles as she stares back at Alexie and Elizabeth and continues to celebrate her win with Abbie.

THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH, AMANDA KAUFFMAN & ABBIE!!

Emmanuelle Chriqui: Ladies and gentlemen, your winners... AMANDA KAUFFMAN & ABBIE!!!

David Arquette: I can't believe it , Amanda and Abbie just won this match, I thought for sure that GLITZ & GLAMOUR had this match won!

Scott Caan: I knew the whole time that they was not going to win!

David Arquette: You would say that. Well anyway we will be back after this short break.

FNR goes to commercial.

» COMMERCIAL » BREAK »

"Hello, my name is Joe Aiello"

"You might know me from the Extreme Wrestling Corporations Monday Night Brawl. However what you might not have known, was that I suffered from Male Baldness"

"For years I was teased, ridiculed and forced to hire hookers"

"That was before I discovered Hair Club for Men. Now, I am happier, thinner and pay less money for hookers"

"If you are balding and feel like a useless sack of garbage that is overlooked by women all over the world.. then please, give Hair Club for Men a call and CHANGE YOUR LIFE. Go on.. DO IT FOR YOU!"

MATCH TWO

LOVE TRIGGER

Vs

OLIVER BAILEY

David Arquette: Up next folks, we have what promises to be a thrilling match between Oliver Bailey, and a gal called Love Trigger!

Scott Caan: Love Trigger? That's her name? You've got to be shitting me?

David Arquette: Well, it's not the strangest thing I've ever heard, I'll be honest.

Scott Caan: Jesse Nunez?

David Arquette: Got it one buddy!

Emmanuelle Chriqui: Ladies and gentlemen, introducing first. From Alexandria, New Hampshire, the one, the only, "LOVE" TRIGGER!!!

As the first part of "Alive" by Krewella starts to play out over the speakers and the entrance way lights up with brilliant pink and reddish colors, the big screen shows a video package of Trigger posing with fans, hitting some high-profile manoeuvres, and genuinely having a good ol' time. Suddenly said beauty emerges onto the scene atop the shoulders of her 441lb. bodyguard, waving and blowing kisses to her fans as the duo make their way toward the ring. She leans down to high-five some of her front-row peeps before her pack-mule hoists her up off his shoulders to the ring apron. Still blowing kisses to the audience, Trigger waits for the big man to pull himself up onto the apron using the top rope for leverage, and then she ducks between the second and third ropes after he spreads them open for her. The man follows her in, climbing over the top rope. He stands at the center of the ring with his hands folded in front of him as Trigger "does her thing" to rile up the fans; she climbs up on each set of turnbuckles and raises her arms in the air, waving 'em like she just don't care... or, more precisely, to the rhythm of the music. Once satisfied with the fan response, she climbs down and joins her bodyguard in the middle of the ring to discuss any last-minute strategy. When at last the big man exits the ring, similarly to the way he entered, Trigger readies herself for combat...

Emmanuelle Chriqui: And her opponent. Fighting out of New York, and standing at 5'10 and weighing in at 205lbs, he is OLIVER BAILEY!!!

"Beast and the Harlot" plays over the loud speakers the arena erupts with boo's as they know Oliver Bailey is about to grace them with his presence. Oliver Bailey comes out wearing his signature aviators and his hair all styled. He slowly walks down the ramp, he engages with a few of the fans and laughs as he walks by them taunting them. He walks up the steps to the ring and goes over the bottom rope. He hands his sunglasses to the announcer and jumps up onto the top turnbuckle as Trigger glares on.

Bailey jumps off the turnbuckle, and laughs at Trigger. He is bigger, and stronger, and will take full advantage of this. Trigger senses his arrogance, and starts a slow clap, which the Italian fans follow.

David Arquette: Well, this is a tough match up for Trigger, no doubt about it!

Scott Caan: Strange booking to be honest David, I mean, it's really a mix match, and not really fair.

David Arquette: The women here in the EWC have all stated they don't want any special treatment, so it is what it is.

Bailey and Trigger lock up in the middle of the ring, and Bailey throws her away like a rag doll. He laughs and raises his arms in the air, and the crowd boo loudly. He ignores them, and picks Trigger up, and hits her with a hard Body Slam!

David Arquette: Wow, sickening impact there!

Scott Caan: I don't like where this is heading, I'll be honest.

Bailey drags Trigger up by her hair, and starts kicking her, in a kickboxing style combo. Trigger takes a few stiff shots, but manages to grab the last kick, and somehow hits a clothesline, taking Bailey to the mat!

David Arquette: Well, she's tough as hell, I'll give her that much!

Scott Caan: But look David, Bailey is straight back up on his feet!

Bailey is enraged, and launches a missile dropkick straight at Trigger's head. She hits the mat unconscious. The ref runs over to check on her, and calls for the bell.

Emmanuelle Chriqui: Ladies and gentlemen, your winner by TKO . . . OLIVER BAILEY!!!



WINNER: OLIVER BAILEY





Bailey isn't done yet, and drags the ref out of the way. He throws him out of the ring, and runs up to the top rope. The crowd boo heavily, which only makes him even more intent on Trigger's destruction. He flips off the crowd, and hits a Swanton Bomb.

David Arquette: Now that's enough Bailey, for god sake man!

Scott Caan: I am furious David, I'll be honest.

Bailey grabs Trigger by the hair, and lifts her up and signals for the "Instant Messenger". He is about to hit it, when "Fallout" by Alter Bridge blasts from the PA system.

David Arquette: That's BDC's music!

The X-Tron flares up, and BDC is standing in front of a camera, wearing a black Armani suit.

BDC: Bailey, if you hit that move, you are fired, do you understand me!

Bailey drops Trigger to the floor, smiles, and bows as the EWC co general manager.

BDC: Good, I'm glad you have the capacity to listen. Now, there have been far too many attacks on EWC personnel as of late, and it ends here, and let me tell you why.

I refuse to stand back and allow bullies to take control of the EWC.

I refuse to watch good people get hurt anymore.

Ash and his cronies think I haven't got what it takes anymore, because I'm too nice for my own good.

Well fuck Ashton Daniels, and fuck everyone who's againt me!

David Arquette: Erm, why is BDC swearing, I thought he'd cleaned his act up?

Scott Caan: He's always been a loose cannon David.

BDC: Yeah, I've played nice, and I've been the face of the company that was needed, but all that's achieved is people thinking I'm now some sort of fucking pushover, but you know what, more fool them. I am BDC, and I will not take any more shit. Now as for you Bailey, you think that everything is hunky dory and that you're going to get away with what you've just done, right?

Bailey glares at BDC and laughs. He grabs a mic.

Bailey: And what the hell are you going to do old man? You're on the other side of the world, and I'm here!

BDC: Bailey, I think you are mistaking me for the staff member who didn't bite back, but guess what kid, you couldn't be more wrong. Please allow me to introduce you to a few new colleagues of mine. Please enjoy.

"Image of the Invisible" hits the P.A system and the crowd jumps to their feet. Bailey looks on in shock as MadDawg and Brock Whitworth, aka Anger Management rush to the ring. Bailey tries fighting them off, but the tag team champions soon over power him. Brock grabs Bailey's arms behind his back, while MadDawg unloads with rights and lefts.

BDC: Ladies and gentlemen, please allow me to introduce you to my new enforcers. The EWC Tag Team Champions have agreed with me that these attacks have to stop. Now none of us have an issue with people getting beaten up, just do it in the ring during your match, or, I unleash Anger Management on you, it's as simple as that. You want to bully people, well I've found the ideal solution to nip this bullying problem in the bud. EWC, you have been put on notice. I will make this a safe environment to work in, and if I have to upset a few people along the way, and even hurt people then I will d what I have to do. Boys, finish the job please, and thank you.

Brock and MadDawg nod at the X-Tron, and hit Bailey with "Down Under Disobedience". There is a mixture of cheers and boos from the crowd, as Rampage goes to commercials.

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ROUND 1 WILL BE ANNOUNCED
THIS WEEKEND

MATCH 3

DAVID DREADFULL

VS

SWIFT ION

Quoth The Raven begins to play as the lights flashes. All the eyes are on the stage as we see David Dreadful appear on the stage. His eyes pierce the crowd as they look on. David takes off his black leather jacket and begins to advance toward the ring.

Emmanuelle Chriqui: The following match is scheduled for one fall, first from Chicago Illinois, Weighing in at 216 pounds, "The Outcast" David Drrrreeeeaaaaaadffullllllll!

David walks down the ramp. Eyes locked on the ring as he passes through the sea of people on each side of him. Some people don't know if they should boo this man or not. Dreadful pays no mind to them and slides into the ring. He walks over to the turnbuckle and leans into it before pushing off and raising a fist in the air followed by a loud yell which cuts the music and returns the lights back to normal.

Emmanuelle Chriqui: And his opponent, weighting in at two hundred and thirteen pounds, from CAPETOWN, SOUTH AFRICA … THE CAPETOWN WEREWOLF … SWIFT ION!!

“Fear Nothing” by Jim Johnston booms throughout the venue, as fans begin to cheer and rise to their feet in anticipation of Swift Ion. As the music settles in, Swift Ion makes his way onto the entranceway and pauses for a moment while scanning the audience. Ion would reel back and howl up in the air to acknowledge the fans cheers, getting an even stronger reaction while camera flashes go off. After the howl, Swift Ion would make his way down the aisle, slapping the hands of fans along the way nodding his head. Upon reaching the ring itself, Ion would quicken his pace and step onto the stairway leading onto the apron, quickly reaching the nearest turnbuckle from the outside and climbing onto the second rope. Giving the arena one more gaze, he would take a moment before releasing another fierce howl into the air towards the fans, with more camera flashes emerging from the venue. Tons of howls from the fans themselves could be heard, responding to Ion’s second howl of the night as claps were heard from ringside fans. Stepping over the turnbuckle and dropping inside the ring, Ion would pace back and forth inside the ring patiently.

David Arquette: I’m really excited about the future in EWC. Next up, we’ve got a great match up with two talents here who I think maybe don’t get the credit they deserve. We got David Dreadful who in the US Title Battle Royale eliminated two people in mere seconds and we have Swift Ion who since debuting has looked amazing in matches versus Mike Corral and ironically another Dreadful. They’re on display tonight and we’re gonna get an amazing match.

Scott Caan: So Swift has already beat his brother? David must want revenge.

David Arquette: If you want to spin it that way … sure…

They both lock up and battle for position. Dreadful pushes the Capetown Werewolf into the corner still locked up before Referee Johnson gives him to the count of five to break the hold. Dreadful backs away at 4 and then takes a moment to mock Ion with a howl like Ion would do. They lock up again, arm wrench attempt by Dreadful but Ion ducks low and takes Dreadful over with a fireman’s carry. Dreadful get his feet quickly and runs into Ion pushing him into the corner again. Dan Johnson once again has to break them up …

The crowd boos heavily as they expected the two to be more impactful.

David Arquette: Not sure I understand this reaction. These two guys are on the same level. I don’t think it’s going to be so easy to just start with the big moves.

Scott Caan: How do you know?

David Arquette: Please, Scott, I’m a former world heavyweight champion myself!

For a third time they lock up, Dreadful goes behind with a waistlock. He tries for a suplex perhaps but Swift breaks free with a headlock takeover. As Dreadful gets back up, he runs into an arm drag. He sits David up, hooks his other arm with his leg and drags him down with a modified roll up …

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Dreadful rolls through and then locks a leg around the bottom rope. Swift still has a hold of his arm and Johnson once again has to separate the two. The crowd boos Dreadful now has he paces back and forth on the apron refusing to get back in the ring.

David Arquette: It seems like David has been hitting the tapes hard. Yeah, he could get gung-ho but look at Ion. He’s got so much Energy right now!

The Capetown Werewolf gives off a genuine howl much to the delight of the females in attendance. They circle each other again and Dreadful wants another lock up. He goes to lock up and then Dreadful kicks Ion in the gut and then clubs him over the back of the head. Ion falls to his hands and knees and David kicks him right in the exposed ribs. He pulls Swift up to his feet and then slings the high flier into the ropes and catches himself so he doesn’t run back into Dreadful. David charges for a clothesline but Ion back body drops him over the top rope. Dreadful comes down and he manages to land on the apron right behind Swift. He grabs the young man by the hair and turns him around. Body shot. Dreadful lifts Ion into the air, spins 90 degees and suplexes Ion on the ring apron. Ion’s body smacks into the edge of the ring and then he falls to the concrete floor.

David Arquette: Whoa, he likes dumping people out of the ring. Like I said, he eliminated two people in that battle royale. At the Rumble in the Bronx, could that be the last thing we see?

Dreadful kicks and stomps at the high flier on the outside before rolling him back into the ring. Dreadful goes for the cover …

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Ion rolls his shoulder up. David slashes at his own throat and lifts Ion to his feet.

He kicks Ion in the gut, lifts him into the air and crushes his body and spirit with the TRICK OR TREAT DRIVER! Swift’s body spasms just before Dreadful lays on top of him for the pinfall attempt.

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THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH, DAVID DREADFUL!

Emmanuelle Chriqui: The winner of this match via pinfall, DAVID DREADFUL!

Dreadful looks absolutely ecstatic after getting a great victory over Swift Ion. He blows off the booing and soaks in the fact that he came out the victor.

David Arquette: That suplex on the apron made all the difference, Scott. I could have seen Swift pulling off some big aerial moves in this match but after he was grounded, it was all Dreadful.

Scott Caan: Wait, you were world heavyweight champion once?

David Arquette: Yeah, and if either of these guys decide to step up their game more than they already did, they might just join those illustrious ranks.
Next up, uh, Monday Night Brawl backstage interviewer Mila Janus interviews Bel Biggz in the streets of Toronto. I mean, we are in Canada next Monday but we’re in Montreal. Should … should I even bother explaining this?

Scott Caan: Don’t even try.

The cameras cut to what has been advertised. Mila Janus holds the microphone up to Bel.

Mila Janus: What’s your name?

Bel Biggz: My name? Oh, let me tell you my name. Uh, I’m confused. Because, uh, you know, like we’re supposed to believe in the Ministry, right? So is uh, the church and state supposed to be separate? I’m confused because I never went to school. Right? Does a confused person get a resolution? I don’t understand. You see, when you go like that …

Bel holds up his pointer fingers into a cross.

Bel Biggz: Right? You have a cross. Two sticks, right? And that’s how I felt when I was in Waterloo. Because when I walked in Waterloo and smiled at people they treated me like a vampire. They used the cross and they went like this.

He raises the cross up to eye level.

Bel Biggz: By not smiling at me. In Toronto –

Bel suddenly waves at the camera.

Bel Biggz: Hey, hi guys, you know me, Bel Biggz, easy going. Those who know me, I’M A NOBODY! You understand? You can’t kill a person with NO body. So why am I afraid? I’m not afraid.

Bel casually sticks his hands in his pockets.

Bel Biggz: I’m afraid of the boogeyman. Who’s the boogeyman? YOU FIGURE IT OUT! I’m getting out of here! I’m going back to Waterloo where the vampires hang out and I’m going to wear my sunglasses at night. You know why? Because women show their big tits …

His hands pantomime large breast over his chest.

Bel Biggz: Half short skirts and then they feel VIOLATED when I look at them! Why? Because I have sunglasses on and I’m weird. Uh … I’m from Humberside. I’m sorry if I made a fool of Humberside but all those people who called me a sleepwalker: I woke up. Now I’m going back to sleep because I’m gonna be committed to an isolation room because I’m gonna go back to the Ministry and allow to them to perceive me as I am! A FUCK UP! GOOD BYE!

Bel turns around to leave as Mila Janus looks absolutely mortified … but then comes back around …

Bel Biggz: Hey, Toronto the good, look at this square. It was a shithole when I worked here. Now it looks like New York, Manhatten. Where are the bums!? There are no bums here. Toronto doesn’t have bums. But Waterloo, they’re CREATING bums. They created ME! Why? I don’t know. Maybe it’s the church. Talk to the Pope, he knows everything. I had it! I’m gonna die! How can you die when you’re dead! Oh, wait a second, I’m gonna be crucified right?

Biggz rips open his shirt to expose his pale scarred up abdomen.

Bel Biggz: I’m not gonna raise my voice … because I’m committed to the Lord …

Finally the MNB logo fades Bel out as production is about to go back to Arquette and Caan … but not before Bel says:

Bel Biggz: I love you. [/quote]

David Arquette: I'm lost for words. I think the pressures of the EWC are really starting to get to Bel Biggz.

Scott Caan: The man was one of the first on the scene of what happened to Xander Kage, so obviously he's going to be a bit freaked out.

David Arquette: I don't think Ashton Daniels accusing him of being the culprit helps either.

Scott Caan: Well, that's a question for another day, and we're just purely speculating here buddy. Anyway we've got loads more action to come, and and it continues, right after the break!

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MATCH FOUR

Shadow Man

Vs

Francis Gonzalez

Emmanuelle Chriqui: Ladies and gentlemen, this match is a trash talking Texas Death match, the only way to win is when the opponent is unable to answer the ten count. At that time, a winner would have been chosen. Introducing first…

The Music hits as Francis Comes,AND Colours Are ON,The Fans Cheer And Cheer ( Even When Maestro`s HEEL ) The Cheers get higher and higher as Francis Puts his leg on the ring and does just like the miz,he stands at the turnbuckle and Taunts Like Randy Orton.

Emmanuelle Chriqui: From Orlando, Florida, weighing in at 220 pounds… FRANCIS GONZALEZZZZZZ! And his opponent…

The lights in the arena slowly begin to dim as everyone in the arena quickly get's to their feet and begin to make some noise. "Invincible" by OK Go then begins to play over the Sound System as three strobe lights begin to pulse in the entrance way, fog then begins to rise from below the stage in front of the entrance.

The X-Treme Tron lights up counting down from 9 all the way to 1. It seems as though every single person is on there feet counting down the numbers. Once it gets to 0 large letters flash “IT'S SHOWTIME”.

An enormous uproar of cheers now blends out the blasting of "Invincible"! A few moments later Shadow Man walks from behind the wall of Fog onto the stage. He stands their for a few seconds with a smirk on his face and begins to point to the fans who are screaming the loudest.

Shadow then looks towards the camera with a cocky yet confident look on his face as he begins to walk down the ramp and towards the ring. On the way he makes silly faces into the camera. After waving at the fans while walking down the ramp Shadow runs and slides onto the ring apron on one knee and holding onto the middle Rope, Shadow gets to his feet and in a cocky manor steps threw the first and second Ropes.

He then gets into the ring and runs over to the corner and jumps up onto the second turnbuckle. He pats himself on the chest twice and then points to all the screaming fans. He then points to the sky and pumps his fist for Memphis Reigns! Shadow then jumps down from the turnbuckle and turns around and leans in the corner and awaits for the match to begin.

Emmanuelle Chriqui: From Toronto, Ontario, Canada… Now residing in New York City, SHADOW MANNNNN!

The referee in charge rings the bell for the match to begin. Shadow Man locks up with Francis. He then places Francis in a headlock, which Francis found hard to get out of. Shadow Man then changes positions again, patting his head which is followed by a small slap right on the rear. A smirk crawls on the face of Shadow Man.

Shadow Man: TACO!

EWC Fans: TACO!

Francis looks on with great distain as he quickly walks up to Shadow Man. He knees him in the midsection, almost kicking him in the family jewels. Francis grabs Shadow Man as he hits him with a knee to the face, almost taking his head off. Francis then kicks him in the gut, hitting a vertical suplex with aggressiveness.

David Arquette: What a nice way to make an impact in the early going!

Scott Caan: Francis Gonzalez is proving that he isn’t to be taken a sa joke like Shadow Man had just did moments before this burst of offense.

Francis slips out of the ring as he looks under there. Suddenly he grabs out a steel chair, which he throws in the ring. He continues to look under there as he grabs a table from under there. He slides it under the bottom rope, into the ring. He then grabs one more thing, which turns out to be a kendo stick. Francis is shown having a very sickening smile on his face. Francis slides in the ring as he swings the Kendo Stick at Shadow Man but Shadow Man manages to get out of the way. Shadow Man hammers away at Francis with lefts and right repetitively, making him drop the stick. Shadow Man manages to kick him in the gut. He then hits a cliffhanger, going into high offense already. Shadow Man picks up Francis by the head as he then hits a high impact t-bone suplex with brute force behind it. Shadow Man grabs the steel chair. Shadow Man hits Francis hard in the chest with it. He repeatedly hits Francis as hard as he can with the steel chair. Shadow Man then falls over him very quickly.

David Arquette: What a come back already by Shadow Man! And it was all because Francis was about to hit him with that kendo stick.

Scott Caan: Here comes the cover by Shadow Man, this could be the early end for Francis

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Francis kicks out as he simply attempts to get up on both of his feet. Shadow Man looks in shock apparently as Shadow Man kicks Francis harshly in the guy with massive impact. He then grabs Francis again but Francis hits a low blow to Shadow Man, making him fall down instantly to his knees. Francis rolls out of the ring as he looks under it. He then grabs the gasoline and a lighter as he slides back in the ring. He pours gasoline on the kendo stick. Then he lights up the lighter and lights up the stick. Francis picks up the fired up kendo stick. He then hits Shadow Man straight in the face with it. Francis turns Shadow Man over as he hits Shadow Man repeatedly in the back with the same stick, over and over again to the point that you see marks on Shadow Man’s back. Francis brings Shadow Man back up to his knees. He hits Shadow Man hard with the kendo stick yet again, and Shadow Man appears to be busted wide open which blood trickling down his forehead.

David Arquette: Oh my! What brutally by Francis Gonzalez! He’s taking it to Shadow Man!

Scott Caan: Clearly Francis is out for blood!

Francis falls over Shadow Man as he covers him with ease.

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David Arquette: That’s the first half of the rules… The other half says he has to get up before the ten count… If he doesn’t, he loses..

The referee begins the count…

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Shadow Man starts to stir, reaching for the top rope to help him claim his balance. Francis looks in utter shock, surprised at what he sees that he drops the stick he has in his hand. Shadow Man eyes the stick as he quickly crawls over to grab it and he does.

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Shadow Man is able to get up on his feet. Francis goes and tries to grab Shadow Man as Shadow Man hits him in the gut with the kendo stick. He then hits Francis in the back with the same stick. Shadow Man drops the stick and grabs the chair that entered the match earlier. Shadow Man has a wicked smile on his face as Francis looks dead at him.

1st alternative: Francis runs towards Shadow Man as Shadow Man hits him hard in the head with a steel chair. Francis goes down and due to the force of the chair shot, Francis seems to be bleeding as much as Shadow Man was.

David Arquette: What great back and forth action on display here!

Shadow Man crawls to Francis, turning him over as he makes a cover.

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Emanuelle Chriqui: Francis is unable to answer the ten count… Therefore, your winner SHADOW MANNNNN!


WINNER: SHADOW MAN

» COMMERCIAL » BREAK »

MATCH FIVE
JOE SEVENTI
Vs
THE DARK SPYDER IV

Emmanuelle Chriqui: Ladies and gentlemen, the following is scheduled for one fall, and will determine the #2 Contender for the EWC United States Championship! Introducing first....

The strumming of the guitar breaks the chatters to a hush, and as the harsh tone of Bob Dylan's voice imploring "Come gather round people, wherever you roam/And admit that the waters around you have grown..." echoes through the arena, Joe Seventi makes his way from the curtains to the stage.

Emmanuelle Chriqui: "From San Francisco, California, weighing in at two hundred and thirty five pounds... Joe 'The Shift' Seventi!!!!"

The audience, mixed in reaction, seems to struggle with its own conflicting design. People from all walks of life, with varying opinions of Joe Seventi from his life in the business sector. Signs declaring Seventi a "traitorous monster" just as frequent a sight as great big cardboard squares declaring him an American International Hero, he nods to the stand out signs, fistbumps the odd audience member there to support him, and slides into the ring, stretching his neck, cracking his knuckles, nodding in his own self-constructed silence as Dylan belts the infamous chorus out and the music dies to leave Joe Seventi in the ring, waiting patiently in his corner for the match to begin.

David Arquette: And here we go Scott. Two men vying to get their shot at the current EWC United States Champion, Jaden Hunter.

Scott Caan: Hey, they may not end up taking on Hunter. They're fighting for the number TWO contendership. Hunter might end up losing before either man gets their shot at him.

David Arquette: You have a point there. Hunter's a proud champion, but anything can happen.

Emmanuelle Chriqui: "And his opponent, from Parts Unknown, weighing in at two hundred and thirty pounds, The Dark Spyder IV!!!"

As 'We're In This Together' by Nine Inch Nails blasts through the arena, the lights dim and crimson spotlights scan the crowd, finally spotting The Dark Spyder IV as he makes his way down to ringside through the fans. He makes his way down, jumps the barrier, and slides into the ring.

Scott Caan: Something's been bothering me David. Where are the other Dark Spyders? Why only the fourth?

David Arquette: I think there are other important questions than asking about spiders.

Scott Caan: Hey, the people have a right to know! We want answers!

David Arquette: Well in the meantime, the match has gotten underway!

Both men begin to circle up, the crowd eagerly buzzing as the two lock up. Despite the slight weight advantage, Seventi finds himself equally matched with Spyder, who tries to manoeuvre around to gain the leverage. Seventi is quick to use this to his advantage, using Spyder's momentum to pull him towards the ropes, forcing the rope break. As Spyder backs up, Seventi strikes, taking Spyder down with a double leg takedown before landing on top, connecting with several shots to the ribs from the open guard. Spyder is quick to react, using his legs to counter into a triangle choke. Seventi begins to flail about before reaching the ropes with his leg, forcing referee Dan Johnson to break the hold.

David Arquette: An interesting start to this match, with both men trying to gain the advantage.

Scott Caan: Spyder was able to make quick work of Oliver Bailey, but Seventi's no pushover. He knows what he's doing in there.

David Arquette: Apparently so does Spyder. That was a beautiful counter.

Both men make it to their feet before Spyder strikes, beginning to overwhelm Seventi with various knees and elbow strikes that leaves the former informant dazed. Spyder connects with a stiff elbow that sends Seventi to the mat before bouncing off the ropes, connecting with the Bakatare Sliding Kick that sends Seventi to the mat. Rather than go for the cover, Spyder runs towards the ropes, jumping onto the middle rope and coming off with a springboard moonsault, landing directly onto Seventi. Spyder stays on top as Dan Johnson counts the pin.

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David Arquette: And just like that, Seventi finds a way to turn the tide in his favor.

Scott Caan: Quite the shift of power, wouldn't you say?

David Arquette: .... Was that intentional?

Scott Caan: Quiet you.

Spyder crawls towards the ropes, looking to get the ropebreak, but Seventi pulls him back, forcing him into the center of the ring. Spyder raises a hand, looking as though he might submit, before pushing off the mat and rolling forward, sending Seventi into the ropes. As Seventi turns back around, Spyder has rolled onto his feet, connecting with another elbow strike. Spyder grabs the stunned Seventi and looks to go for an Exploder Suplex, only for Seventi to counter into a DDT.

Seventi grabs the downed Spyder and picks him up, beginning to lay into him with heavy punches that forces the young wrestler into the turnbuckles. Seventi takes a few steps back before rushing forward, launching himself in the air for the Paradigm Shift. As he leaps forward, Spyder manages to catch him, driving him face first into the turnbuckle with a reverse STO! Seventi stumbles out of the corner dazed, allowing Spyder to come from behind and deliver Pure Venom!! Seventi's head gets planted into the mat as Dan Johnson makes the count.

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Emmanuelle Chriqui: Here is your winner, and the #2 Contender for the EWC United States Championship, The Dark Spyder IV!!!

WINNER: THE DARK SPYDER IV

David Arquette: Incredible! The Dark Spyder IV managed to counter the Paradigm Shift and turn it into victory!

Scott Caan: It certainly was amazing, but now Spyder has to prepare for the possibility of two opponents instead of one.

David Arquette: Regardless of who the champion is, I'm certain The Dark Spyder would love to become the next United States Champion.

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MAIN EVENT
JADEN "XPLODE" HUNTER
Vs
SAH'TA THOR

Emmanuelle Chriqui: Ladies and gentlemen, the following is your Main Event! It is also a NON-TITLE MATCH; if the challenger is victorious he will become the #1 Contender for the EWC United States Championship! Introducing first standing five feet nine inches tall, weighing in at one hundred and seventy nine pounds, from Parts Unknown, he is SAH’TA THOR!




The opening riff to "Let it Die" by Ozzy Osbourne echoes through the arena's speaker system as the lights dim. A few seconds pass before a golden light focuses on the top of the ramp. Standing there is a regal looking Sah'ta Thor who is wearing a white furred red satin kingly mantle with a matching crown (ala Lawler). In his right hand is a royal scepter studded with gems. The light takes on a reddish tinge as four women (Melfina, Briandea, Paige, and Colliette) dressed in varying colored corsets come out from the back and surround him. As the the lyrics start up the group starts down the ramp as the women dance around him. Once at the ring Thor hands the crown and scepter to the women before shrugging off the royal robes. Thor is now revealed to be standing in a pair of black jeans and a red t-shirt with a golden pattern of the Seven Deadly Sins with the words Sin Incarnate in white. He pulls off his shirt revealing his scarred toned muscular upper body. He turns and starts pacing in the ring as he awaits his opponents.




David Arquette: Sah’ta is looking for a huge victory tonight, things might not have been going well for him as of late but everything changes instantly in EWC.




Scott Caan: Preaching to choir, pal. Sah’ta Thor might not be the most physically commanding man in the ring but he has a ton of heart impressive resume to back up his heart, so I think tonight will be a change of things for Sah’ta Thor.




The fans in the arena are heard cheering as various spot lights find their way to the entrance area. As the lights dim, a thick layer of smoke begins to cover the stage, and the entrance theme begins to play. “The Diary of Jane” by Breaking Benjamin plays loudly as the arena becomes lively, the fans becoming quite audible as Jaden Hunter steps out onto the stage! Dressed in a pair of full length black wrestling tights and matching elbow pads and wrists wraps, Jaden looks out at the sea of fans and nods his head, before walking down the ramp way and heading towards the ring in the distance.




Emmanuelle Chriqui: Hailing from the San Francisco, California! Standing six feet, three inches tall and weighing in at two hundred and twelve points, he is the EWC UNITED STATES CHAMPION, JADEN "XPLODE" HUNTER!




Jaden makes his way towards the ring, his head bobbing in rhythm with the theme song. He then slides under the bottom rope and ascends a nearby turnbuckle, raising his arms above his head! His face looks determined, chiseled through complete focus under the arena lights as he stares out into the sea of fans before him. He then hops down from the post and bounces in place a few times, pulling on the ropes to stretch his limbs before signaling that he is ready for the match. The arena lights slowly return to normal as the fans continue to scream with delight.




Scott Caan: Finally, the real deal: Jaden “Xplode” Hunter has come to the ring and is ready to show us all WHY he is the United State Champion.




David Arquette: Right you are, buddy. Jaden hasn’t been met with a single loss as of yet. There’s not a doubt in my mind, Sah’ta Thor is going to have his hands full. We’ll find out of Sah’ta Thor is ready turn his bad luck into good luck.




Jaden removes the EWC United States Championship and holds it high above his head for the crowd to see. They boo knowing he’s that damn good and was the best man to win it, however the referee takes the championship and hands it to Emmanuelle to give to the time keeper. Both men look at each in the center of the ring, both taunt the other starting with Sah’ta who gets a large pop, then Jade who gets an ever louder jeer. As his back is turned, Sah’ta jumps on him from behind and hammers him down.




Xplode lands on the ropes, Sah’ta hammers him hard from behind, driving a Kesagiri Chop to the back of his head. Thor grabs Hunter, hits him with a Right Roundhouse Kick and follows up with a Shining Wizard. He goes for a cover!

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T-Kick out from Xplode, once more Sah’ta sets up Pentagram Choke but Jaden fights through it and pushes his opponent off him, gets up and counters with a Running Clothesline. Thor gets up but once more his downed with another Clothesline. Jade grabs his opponent by his waist as he’s on the ground, and hit with a German Suplex WITH A BRIDGE!

1!

2- KICK OUT BY SAH’TA THOR!

David Arquette: Not a lot of quit in either man, is there? Each of these men want the win tonight.




Scott Caan: You’re telling me, buddy. If Sah’ta Thor wins this match, by EWC Rules and the Stipulation, he’ll become the #1 Contender for the EWC United States Championship but if he loses, he has promised to walk away from the business forever!




Xplode picks his opponent and tries to Eye Rake Thor, but Sah’ta blocks it to get behind him and nail an Atomic Drop following up with a Running High Knee to the back of Jaden’s head. He lands on middle rope, Sah’ta sees an opening, runs over and hits a Leg Lariat against the back of his opponent’s head, he then climbs the turnbuckle and jumps off with Double Foot Stomp and connects!! He goes for the pin!

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2!...

3? - SHOULDER UP!

David Arquette: He just had it!

Scott Caan: Remember, close only counts in Horseshoes and Hand Grenades, you can talk to Derek Wellings about either one.




The fans explode thinking Sah’ta just got the win. He argues with the referee, this buys his opponent time to recover as he rolls out the ring. For a few moments, Sah’ta and the ref argue, but eventually Thor gives up and follows his opponent out the ring.

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However Jaden hears him coming up from behind and he counters Sah’ta’s grapple with Reverse Head Butt and follows throw with a DDT outside the ring. 

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The referee continues his counting but Jade makes it inside. He takes a moment to recover from Thor’s vicious attacks. 

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6!...

The crowd gets solidly behind Thor, he begins to recover. He finds the stairs and uses them to recover, but Jaden’s not paying attention!

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Thor is in the ring again but Jaden just realizes that he hasn’t won!




The two get into the center and brawl for a few minutes, but Jaden gets a quick Eye Gouge in and sets up for several stiff knees to his gut. Thor doubles over, is lifted up and hit with The Locked & Loaded. The fans start booing viciously as Jaden Hunter takes a moment to saviour the taste of victory. Sah’ta Thor recovers, turns around to get a boot to his gut and is met with the THE DEAD ZONE!!! Xplode flips his opponent over and goes for the cover!

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3!!!!

Jaden stands up as the referee leans out and grabs the EWC United States Championship and hands it to Xplode.




Emmanuelle Chriqui: Here is your winner by pin fall, JADEN “XPLODE” HUNTER!




WINNER: XPLODE


Scott Caan: He was so close! Sah’ta Thor ALMOST HAD THAT!

David Arquette: I also thought he had it! But there’s a reason that Jaden Hunter is the EWC United States Champion. Wait, does this mean Sah'ta's career is over?

Thor gets to his feet and is furious. He pushes Xplode, which causes Xplode to drop his title. Xplode pushes Thor back, and both men go nose to nose and are screaming at each other. The ref tries to break them up, but gets pushed out of the way. The ref struggles to his feet, and tries again to break the two combatants up, but this time both Thor and Xplode start punching the ref.

David Arquette: What the hell is wrong with these guys!

Scott Caan: This is getting ridiculous now.

"Image of the Invisible" by Thrice blasts from the pa system, and BDC' new enforcers MadDawg and Brock Whitworth step out onto the ramp.

MadDawg: Now now children, I'd really think twice before carrying on what you are doing.

Brock: Yeah, MadDawg is right. You wouldn't want us to have to come down there and beat the living crap out of you now, would you?

Xplode and Thor stare at each other, and in an act of complete disregard to what Anger Management have just said, they both hit the ref with a double clothesline, and taunt the tag champs to come to the ring.

MadDawg:, Hmmm, seems like they would like a beating. Ok.

MadDawg and Brock run towards the ring, and the four men start brawling. The action is back and forth, with no one getting the upper hand, when suddenly, Joey Orsome jumps over the barricade, and slides under the ropes. MadDawg and Brock are on one corner, and Thor and Xplode are in the opposite one. Orsome is in the centre of the ring, staring back and forth from one corner to the other.

David Arquette: What the hell is Orsome doing? All four of them hate him!

Scott Caan: Well, at least he'll get the beating he deserves.

Orsome laughs out loud, stares at Thor and Xplode, and the three of them attack Anger Management.

David Arquette: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE???

Scott Caan: Why would Orsome help them?

Anger Management fight valiantly, but the numbers game soon takes it's toll, and they end up getting beaten down. Orsome signals for Thor to grab some chairs, and Thor laughs and nods in acknowledgement. 

David Arquette: I don't think this was the impact BDC had in mind when he signed up Anger Management as his enforcers.

Scott Caan: I don't think BDC expected the numbers game to be so against him to be honest.

"Bangarang" by Skrillex begins to play and the crowd erupt as "The Elite" Jay Cee rushes to the ring. Orsome goes to hit him with a chair, but Jay ducks and hits Orsome with a spear, sending both men crashing to the canvass. Thor and Xplode charge at Jay, but Brock and MadDawg are back on their feet, and rejoin the battle.

David Arquette: JAY CEE, JAY CEE, JAY CEE, JAY CEE!!!!

Scott Caan: I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW!!!!

There is carnage in the ring as all 6 men beat the hell out each other, and the show fades to black.

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