StrangleMania III

[President Mac]

Live from: The MGM Grand in LAS VEGAS!!!
Attendance: 64,586

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***The scene opens up outside the MGM Grand. The place is lit like the 4th of July and the streets are motionless. A long loud chant can be heard from inside the building. The camera quickly speed pans through the front doors, down the hallways and then a huge panout from the center of the ring pulls out to view the largest StrangleMania crowed of all time. Banners are litteraly hanging everywhere. Posters of Memphis, Shadow Man, The Sarge and others are being waved. Oddly many Canadian Flags are also being waved around. More fireworks and pyros sound off all over the ring and the arena. The sound of the crowed is unbelievable. As the camera continues to pan we can see stars such as Cameron Diaz & Justin Timberlake, Jim Carrey, David Letterman, Vince Carter, Tom Hanks, Liv Tyler, Fred Durst, Jamie Kenedy, Ashton & Demi, Ben and Jen part 2 and many many more. FBI & Colin Hanks can now be seen at the English Commentators booth***

FBI – Ladies and Really Hot Ladies welcome to SM3

CH – I am Colin Hanks, Son of…

FBI – yes, we get it!

CH – This is amazing, not since the chewing of an ear has so many people fit into this building…this is awesome

FBI – Yes and boy do we have an action packed night in the EwC’s return to PPV. Jimmy Fallon is going to be the guest announcer, Chris Rock is doing some interviews right now...it's insane...infact I think Chris Rock is backstage with Shadow Man right now
***The scene cuts to backstage where Chris Rock and Shadow Man appear on the X-Treme Tron. The building erupts in cheers as they see Rock interviewing Shadow Man***

CR - I'm here with Shadow Man. Shadow Man. What kinda brother lurks around with a f----ing Mask at 25 years old? Halloween is over Motha F---er!

***Shadow Man looks at Chris Rock unsure if he is to answer or...***

CR - You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the best wrestler doesn't know who the hell he is, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'.

***Shadow Man walks away***

CR - Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know?

***The feed goes back to Colin and FBI who looked very confused***

CH – Yes, a little history for you folks at home. The HCW first aired StrangleMania back in 98 in it’s last PPV. Since then, the EwC went on to air 2 SM events but the 3rd one never happened. So here we are, the greatest night of the year…StrangleMania III

FBI – A little more history for you, I won the HardCore Title at the last StrangleMania and went on to be the best of the best of the best.

CH – Right and my Dad’s won an Oscar for Forest Gump

FBI – Actually, he did

CH – Oh…yah…right…um…hey (points)…what’s that?

[President Mac]

***the arena goes black as Thunderstruck by AC / DC begins to play. The Fans begin to go nuts and start chanting Shadow Man***

FBI – That’s not Shadow Man, that’s…

***Standing in the middle of the ring is Jimmy Fallon***

JF – Helllllooooo Vegas!!!! Hoping to get people to go to museums again, New York City has started a new ad campaign called "I Love New York Culture". But if they want me to go back to museums, they should name the campaign "Sorry We Yelled At You For Touching Stuff, Jimmy Fallon”

***Everyone laughs***

JF – Anyways, on the way to the ring standing at…ah, who cares how tall he is. Lets just say two big guys are on the way to the ring and things are gonna get bad and messy….oh and did I mention it’s two grown up men wearing tights?


***Out from behind the curtains appears a man in all black. His all black pants have a red stripe up the side and say "Stung". The fans are stunned and quiet right down as Stung, not Shadow Man walks out. He is wearing a long trench coat and Black sunglasses. Stung walks down to the ring slowly as the fans remain quiet and motionless. Thunderstruck booms over the PA System as fireworks shoot from the stage up into the air and explode. Fire erupts down the side of the ramp as Stung continues his walk to the ring. Stung enters the ring and looks at all four corners as the lights come on. He takes off his glasses and Trenchcoat and passes them to Jimmy Fallon.***

CH – I guess someone is going to have to change there music, maybe a battle for the rights to play this song will take place

FBI – That would be the WORST gimmick in the history of wrestling! Man your stupid!

***Hardware plays over the P/A system and out comes the Krusher. Surprsingly he is getting a number of cheers from the fans. TCK is very surprised at this! He waves the Canadian flag in one hand, and downs a Molson Canadian Beer with the other. He then picks one lucky fan to throw the can at***

DING! DING!! DING!!!

Krusher and Stung get face to face and Stung smiles cockily at TCK. Krusher slapped Stung and then Stung took him down amateur style. They rolled around the ring and end up in the ropes and the ref calls for the break, and gets it. They both stare each other from across the ring and then lock up again. TCK with a go behind into a side headlock takeover, but Stung rolled him over for two. Back to a vertical base as the fans started an Stung chant. TCK kept a hold of the side headlock but Stung took him over into a suplex, but TCK kept control with the headlock.

Stung escaped the headlock, but Shawn took him down with a side headlock takeover yet again. Stung backed Krusher to the corner and gave another clean break. They tied it up again and Krusher with a go behind into a standing switch and then another side headlock takeover.

Stung reversed and then elbowed Krusher in the face and then hit a shoulder block but Krusher came back with a hip toss and locked in an arm scissors on Stung. Stung tried to reverse but Krusher kept the hold in place, and TCK is controlling this match from the offset. Stung powered out by lifting Krusher up while still in the hold but Krusher dropped out into a sunset flip for two. Stung came back with a backslide but Krusher went back to the side headlock yet again.

Stung backed Krusher to the corner and then went to work with right hands. They brawled in the corner and wouldn’t separate and the referee had to get between them.

Stung took Krusher down with a shot from behind and locked in the Stunglock but Krusher quickly escaped and clotheslined Stung to the outside and took himself over as well.

Krusher started to dismantle the announce table and things are going to start to get ugly.

Stung hit some forearm shots and then went for a suplexed onto the announce table. Krusher escaped but Stung got Krusher up into an Stung Slam into the ring post!

Stung hammered on the back of Krusher on the outside and then sent him back into the ring. Stung hit a vertical suplex for two, and then made the cover again for another two. Stung locked Krusher in a body scissors on the mat.

Krusher fought out and went to work with chops, but Stung sent Krusher into the corner hard, sending him upside down on the turnbuckle, and then hit a belly to belly. Stung hit another belly to belly and covered for two.

Stung locked in a reverse chin lock putting more pressure on the lower back. Krusher fought to his feet and hit some shots to the mid section and then chopped the chest of Stung. Stung came back with right hands and then the two traded rights.

Krusher slapped Stung and then Stung exploded with a big clothesline for two.

Stung got Krusher on the turnbuckle and went for a belly to belly from the top but Krusher blocked and knocked Stung off the top. Krusher came off with the elbow drop but Stung avoided it and then took down his straps.

Stung went for the Stung Slam but Krusher countered into an arm drag and then Stung charged at Krusher but TCK gave him a back body drop to the outside. Krusher went up top and hit a cross body onto Stung on the outside and both men are down.

Both men got on the apron and Stung went for a German Suplex on Krusher, to send him through the announce table, but Krusher blocked it and elbowed Stung and then gave him a low blow and the referee didn’t see it.

Krusher kicked Stung into the table and then came off with a suicide springboard plancha from the apron onto Stung on the table!

Both men are down and out on the outside and these fans seem to be split between the two men. The referee started his count, and Stung is bleeding from the mouth. Both men got into the ring at nine and crawled towards each other in the ring.

Both men got to their feet, eye to eye and Krusher hit a right and then a chop. Krusher hammered away on Stung and hit the flying forearm and then nipped up! Krusher knocked Stung down with some right hands and then hit an inverted atomic drop and then a clothesline.

Krusher gave Stung a body slam and then went up top and this time he hit the elbow drop. Krusher started to feel it and tuned up the band in the corner for some Some Kinda Hate.

Krusher went for it but Stung caught his leg and locked in the Stunglock! Krusher was writhing in pain and tried to roll out of it but Stung held on. Krusher tried to make the ropes and he is inches away and managed to get there! Stung screamed at TCK to get up and went for the Stung Slam but Krusher reversed into a sunset flip but Stung rolled up and locked in the Stunglock but Krusher got a sunset flip for a long two count.

Krusher went for some kinda hate but Stung blocked. Stung went up top and went for a moonsault but Krusher moved and Stung crashed and burned!

Krusher crawled out to the apron and headed up top and he looks exhausted and Stung popped up and hit the Stung Slam from the top and made the cover but Krusher again kicked out!

Stung is stunned and grabs the head of Krusher and screams at him to tap out but then Krusher hit the Some Kinda Hate out of nowhere and both men are down again! Krusher slowly crawled to the cover and draped an arm across but Stung kicked up!

Both men are out of it here as the fans start to get behind Stung yet again. Stung then locked in the Stunglock out of nowhere in the middle of the ring and Krusher tries to get to the ropes and then tries to kick him off but Stung will not let go!

Stung wrenches on the ankle and pulls him back to the middle of the ring and Krusher is fighting for all he’s worth to escape. Stung then grapevines the legs of TCK and Krusher doesn’t know what to do and he goes to tap but stops himself! Krusher is screaming in pain and he has no other choice than to tap out!

[glow=blue,2,300]Winner - Stung[/glow]

[President Mac]

FBI - I must admit both men really fought hard in that match. I am very surprised at how well Krusher went about the match. He really looked good out there, maybe not all hope is lost for the poor guy

CH - Not leaving out Stung. Although that guy is one of the most annoying people I have ever seen, heard, smelled or seen in my life...he did do a good job

FBI - Speaking of Stung, he is back stage with Chris Rock right now

***Scene cuts backstage with Chris & Stung***

CR - I am here with the ugliest motha fu--er in the EwC. Stung how does it feel to win your second match in a row?.....oh wait....I don't give a shit! Here's some advice...If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks sixteen, she's twelve. If she tells you she's twenty-six and looks twenty-six, she's damn near fourty.

***The feed cuts back to Colin & FBI***

FBI - I hope we didn't waste money on Rocks interviewing...even though he's funny we could have had you go down and....nevermind, rock rules!

CH - If your done with the insults, our next match features the red hot Rat Fink and the sort of undefeted Matt Sentel...Sentel's TV title is on the line in this match

FBI - This will be Matt's hardest opponent in the EwC one on one competition, so lets see how he does

***The lights go out and after a brief moment "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap" by Ac/DC begins to play. Spotlight illuminates over the entrance way where Rat Fink is seen standing with his arms raised into the air. The audience begins to boo as the lights come back on as Rat Fink begins to make his way down to the ring. Rat Fink runs around the ring yelling SENTELS MOM IS A WHORE!***

FBI – I like this guy

CH – It’s reasons like this that I don’t let my kids watch wrestling

FBI – You don’t let them watch it because you don’t have kids dumb ass

CH – You…are…a…kid?

***Lightning strikes. Arena goes black. Explosion pyro hits. And a man appears with a coffin. The coffin creaks open, and out comes Matt Sentel. As he walks down to the ring with his TV title in hand boo’s pour in from all over the arena and some chants of FINK start up***

CH – This is gonna be a good one!

***Rat Fink and Sentel got face to face and Sentel hit a knee to the gut and unloaded with right hands. Sentel sent Rat Fink to the corner but Rat Fink came back with a clothesline and then scored with an uppercut and went to work on Sentel in the corner.

Rat Fink hit a big body slam and then hit a series of elbows and a big leg drop. Rat Fink choked Sentel on the canvas but Sentel fought back with right hands. Rat Fink blocked a boot from Sentel and hit a power slam for two. Rat Fink with a straight right hand but Sentel hit a side walk slam.

Sentel sent Rat Fink to the corner and charged in with a clothesline. Sentel with another clothesline to knock Rat Fink down and he then went to the outside and removed the padding from the floor.

Rat Fink hit a baseball slide on Sentel but Sentel went downstairs and went for a powerbomb on the exposed concrete, but Rat Fink back dropped out of it, sending Sentel onto the concrete.

Rat Fink sent Sentel back inside and went up top and came off with a flying clothesline, but Sentel got his boot up. Sentel stomped Rat Fink on the canvas and then sent him to the buckle and hit a boot to the head.

Sentel used the ring post to wrench the back of Rat Fink. Sentel gave Rat Fink a big body slam and covered…

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Sentel then locked in a bear hug on Rat Fink but Rat Fink escaped with some big right hands. Rat Fink went for the chokeslam but Sentel countered into a body slam.

Rat Fink sat up but Sentel kicked him in the face but Rat Fink kept sitting up. Sentel dragged Rat Fink to the outside and sent him into the ring steps.

Sentel grabbed a chair and went to hit Rat Fink, but Rat Fink hit a boot to the face. Rat Fink sent Sentel back inside but Sentel hit a kick to the gut. Rat Fink came back and sent Sentel to the corner and unloaded with right hands and reverse elbows.

Rat Fink sent Sentel to the corner and charged in with a clothesline. He then hit a side walk slam and a big boot to the face. Rat Fink went up top and came off with a flying clothesline. Sentel fought back with knee’s to the gut and then hot shotted Rat Fink on the ropes.

Sentel with a big clothesline on Rat Fink and both men are down. Rat Fink scored with a big uppercut on Rat Fink and then grabbed him by the throat, but Sentel then grabbed Rat Fink by the throat.

Rat Fink fought Sentel’s hand off and then Sentel started to bite Rat Fink’s ear! Rat Fink then signalled for the end and hit the The Perfect Move for the cover

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[glow=red,2,300]Winner and NEW TV Champ RAT FINK!!![/glow]

[President Mac]

CH - Well there you have it, Rat Fink has given Sentel his first loss in the EwC, and won himself the Television Title.

FBI - Many people claim that the TV title is the least important of all the titles, but truth be told, it's the hardest title to hold onto. Look at the long list of champions...you have to defend that title once a week at the very least...so Sentel did a good job at doing his job...now lets see how well Fink can do

CH - Well said, I am told we have Chris Rock backstage with Sentel right now...lets get to the back

***Rock & Sentel appear on the Xtreme Tron. Sentel looks upset and is grabbing his left arm. Rock has a big stupid grin on his face...as always***

CR - I'm here with Matt Sentel. Sentel, you lost! You came in with a title...and now you got jack squat. Anyone ever tell you, you look like Casper? Damn boy, ever heard of the Sun? I know you white...but damn...you white!

Me? I was born a suspect. I can walk down any street in America and women will clutch their purses tighter, hold onto their Mace, lock their car doors. If I look up into the windows of the apartments I pass I can see old ladies on the phone. They’ve already dialed 9-1- and are just waiting for me to do something wrong

But you? Your a damn friendly ghost! Get outside boy! Ya know what? I bet BigMac could hook you up with a tanning bed! Shiiiiit man, it's just like a coffin...only instead of being pasty white...you could be...normal white!

***Chris Rock finally notices that Sentel has walked away and instead Memphis Reigns is standing there killing himself laughing***

CR - Memphis Reigns! I bet your looking for a quick win tonight! Maybe you'd like to be Gone In 60 Seconds huh?

***Memphis cracks a smile and asks for another Sentel joke***

CR - Ok, I'll give ya two more...I bet Sentel was so ugly when he was born, the doctor slapped Sentels mother...I heard Sentel was making love to this girl and she started crying. Sentel said, "Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?" She said. "No. I hate myself now"

Back to you Hanks

***FBI seems to be still laughing to himself***

FBI - I hate myself now...damn that Rock is funny!

CH - Alright we are now onto the HardCore Championship match. The fans are really reved up about this one...Shadow Man is slowly replacing BigMac as the face of the EwC

FBI - As good as he is, he has nothing on Bennett, or Mac, Deadeye, Rev or Me for that matter. But he has damn well showed he knows what it takes to be a HardCore Champion. However, in this Underdogg match, I wouldn't be surprised if Mourning takes this one

CH - There could be some truth to that, Shadow Man has yet to loose, and we already saw what being cocky did to Sentel just moments ago so...this could go any which way!

***"The Fool" by "The Eighties Matchbox B-Line Disaster" strikes up. On the Screen a sun rises with "MOURNING" written on it. Darius runs out
shouting and screaming along with the music. He storms down the ramp, slapping people hands and screaming in their face. He slides in the ring and mounts the second turnbuckle. he lifts his hands above his head, he raises on thumb up, and the other down. He then slowly brings these down to throat level and runs
both across his throat. Jimmy Fallon slowly backs away from him...

The countdown on the X-Treme Tron begins to count down from 5 and the fans count down with it. All around the arena chants of "Na-na-na-na-na THUNDER" burst out. Shadow Man, always making a strange appearance this time come out from the stands with a bucket of chicken. He is handing out what looks to be half eaten chicken to all his fans. When he gets in the ring he hands his Tag Team title over to Fallon and then proudly runs around the ring wearing his HardCore title

Before Shadow can take his belt off he is attacked from behind by an eager Darius Mourning!

Shadow Man fights back with right hands. Both men roll to the outside where Shadow Man throws Darius over the guardrail. Shadow Man comes off the ring apron with a guiloteen legdrop on Darius perched over the guardrail. Darius tries to set up a table on the outside but Shadow Man stops him.

Shadow Man throws Darius into the guardrail twice. Shadow Man manages to get his belt off and hands it over to Jimmy Fallon. Meanwhile, Darius sets up a chair on the runway. Shadow Man ducked a running charge from Darius with Darius going through a table. Back in the ring Shadow Man piledrives Darius on a table for a two count

Shadow Man springboard dropkicks DARIUS to the floor. Shadow Man with a slingshot summersault plancha to the outside on DARIUS. DARIUS crotches Shadow Man on the guardrail. DARIUS sidekicks Shadow Man off the guardrail.

DARIUS with a corkscrew guiloteen legdrop across the back of Shadow Man's neck with the chair. DARIUS misses a moonsault off the guardrail and hits the floor. Back in the ring Shadow Man hits a front face slam then heads to the top for a leg drop and a two count. Tornado ddt by Shadow Man for a two count

Shadow Man springboards off the turnbuckles with a back elbow on Darius. Jawbreaker by Shadow Man for a two count. Northern lights suplex with a bridge by Shadow Man for a two count. Superkick by Darius for a two count.

Darius sets up a chair and slams Shadow Man's head on it for a two count. Darius goes to the top and hits a high crossbody which Shadow Man rolled through for a two count. Shadow Man hip tosses Darius out of the ring onto the runway through a table. Shadow Man with a single leg Boston crab on Darius.

Both men fight on the runway where Shadow Man hits him with a brainbuster. Shadow Man goes back into the ring to wait on Darius. Darius has been busted open by the brainbuster. Darius comes back in the ring and Shadow Man remains in control.

Shadow Man puts Darius in the tree of woe and baseball slide dropkicks him in the face. Shadow Man follows up with a chair to Darius's mid section. Shadow Man puts Darius in the tree of woe again. Darius gets out and hits Shadow Man with a surprise superkick for a one count.

Shadow Man kicks a chair into Darius's face. Darius's hair is now red from all the blood. Shadow Man sets up a table beside the ropes. Shadow Man dropkicks the table into Darius sending him out of the ring onto the runway

Shadow Man then sets up a table in the middle of the runway and puts Darius ontop of it. Shadow Man then leaves.

FBI – Where the hell is he going?

CH – I don’t know, but Darius might be dead

FBI – Wait a minute…is that…OH MY GOD!

CH – Double that…he’s nuts, he’s going to kill himself

***It is now apparent that Shadow Man is standing ontop of the opening about 25 feet above the ground. He motions to the crowed…the crowed is on it’s feet…the chants are heard all around the arena…Shadow Man leaps in the air…TWENTY FIVE FEET!!!!!!!

SMASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shadow Man lands right on Darius smashing the two of them through the table. The ref flies out of the ring like a bat out of hell and starts the count…the fans chant the count along with the ref

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The ref calls for some help as Shadow Man barely raises his arm in victory

[glow=red,2,300]Winner & still HardCore Champion…Shadow Man [/glow]

[President Mac]

FBI – Well that was one of the most insane things I have ever seen in my life.

CH – And you’ve seen some insane things [/color]

FBI – Speaking of insane…listen to this crowed…they are still cheering on Shadow Man as he is helped out

***As if they weren’t loud enough, the roof really gets blown as ENCORE BLASTS over the PA and out comes the Peoples Champion…the EwC President…BIIIIGMAAAAC!!!***

MAC – Folks, the Greatest one need to come out here and set up this next match. As you all know the SWA was formed by two of the greatest and craziest bastards from the EwC…Rev and Gladiator

***Chants and Cheers for the SWA now begin***

MAC – Well as promised this next match will be an ALL SWA match with SWA rules. Which means…FBI & COLIN HANKS…you can go to the back for this one…Fallon…take it from here

***BigMac, FBI and Hanks all head to the back as Jimmy Fallon takes the mic***

JF - The following match is one fall for that EwC International Championship. At this time we welcome to the announcing booth tonight’s special commentators…Joe Aiello and Skippy Mohophosite.

***The crowd cheers and even a small SWA chant break out as Joe Aiello and Skippy Mohoposite come down to the ring. They both wave to the crowd as they come down the ramp, yet Joe looks to me nervous. As it turns out, Skippy is actually holding a gun to the back of Joe Aiello’s. If Joe makes one move to run away tonight, Skippy has been ordered by both The Sedition and EwC to shoot him. They both get to the commentators desk and place on there headsets. ***

Joe Aiello - Hello Ladies and Gentleman, and we welcome a bit of the SWA here to you at Stranglemania III. I hope you’re all happy to be here tonight, because I’m sure not.

Skippy - You know Joe, you have done nothing but complain since I’ve met you. It’s always “I don’t want to do this!” and “You can’t do this to me, it’s illegal!” I mean seriously, lighten up Joe.

Joe Aiello - Lighten Up! Why should I lighten up when I’m the slave of The Sedition? That’s right people, you heard me right, I said slave. Ever since the SWA started back in 2000, I’ve been made a slave out of. I’ve been forced to do things against my will and punished in inhumane ways when I don’t.

Skippy - Yea…I loved the SWA too. Anyway, this match was made tonight sort like a bridge between the EwC and The Rev, possibly leading to his return here. So your going to play nice tonight, or I’m not going to get you laid…that, and shoot you with my gun.

Joe - Okay, fine. By the way, are you really getting me laid tonight?

Skippy - …no.

*** “Enemy by Fozzy begins to play, leading out to the ring Lex Luther. He comes out to the ring wearing a SWA Championship belt around his waist. The crowd boos the man, though he can’t seem to figure out why. He tries to high five some of the fans, but is only met by people giving him the finger and telling him how much he sucks. ***

JF - Coming to the ring at this time. Weighting in at 220lbs, he is former member of the SWA roster. Ladies and Gentlemen…Lex Luther!

Skippy - Wow, this crowd is showing no love for SWA Champion Lex Luther.

Joe - He’s not the SWA Champion Skippy! He just started showing up with the belt on TV, which is one of the reasons this crowd hates him so much. It’s just like in the SWA when he started showing up to work with a TNA X-Division Championship belt.

Skippy - You mean he wasn’t the TNA X-Division Champion?

*** Enemy soon switches over to Eye of the Tiger by Survivor, and Mad Man Gary starts heading for the ring with his good friend who is currently looking for some work, Mr. T. Mr. T appears to be eating a Wonka Bar which Mad Man Gary seems to be eating… ***

Joe - OH MY GOD!!! Mad Man Gary is eating a human arm!

Skippy - Don’t be worried Joe. That arm he’s eating is orange, so it couldn’t possibly be real.

JF - Now coming out to the ring, weighing in at 290lbs. He is from Small Town, NJ, and is also a former member of the SWA roster. Welcome to the ring…Mad Man Gary!

*Mad Man Gary gives away the arm to a small child at ringside who then begins to play with it. As he gets into the ring, the music switches over to AC/DC’s Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap. Out to the ring comes the one and only Rat Fink. The crowd boos, but he doesn’t seem to really care that much about what they think. He comes to the ring, looking to add the EwC International Championship to his long list of titles. ***

JF - Coming to the ring at this time wearing black and steel toe boots. He comes from Southern California weighting in at 180lbs. He is not only a former SWA Tag Champion, but has held the SWA Championship for a record 6 months. He is the one the only…Rat Fink!

*** The crowd goes quite for a moment with no music play and 3 of the 5 competitors now in the ring together, each staring the other down. The Jimmy Fallon then continues to speak. ***

JF - Now coming down to the ring at this time is a wrestler who has chosen to keep his identity a secret. He has requested that for this match, nothing is to be mentioned of him that my give away his identity. Therefore at this time, I simply bring to you the mystery wrestler for this match…The Masked Man!

***With that said, the song “Imperial March” from Star Wars. The crowd cheers as he comes out wearing a match, and Rev’s wrestling attire. ***

Joe - Oh no! Don’t tell me that’s who I think it is?

Skippy - Yes, it is. It’s Paul O’Neal, finally finding some work.

Joe - No you fool, it’s Rev…he’s back again.

Skippy - What do you mean he’s Rev, Joe? I’ve been The Rev’s publicist for years, and I can tell you right now…The Rev doesn’t wear a mask.

***The Masked Man then enters the ring. Each wrestler takes a corner, and look ready for the bell to ring so they can tear each other apart. All the sudden, a man comes down to ringside with a note, which he hands off to the Jimmy Fallon. ***

JF - I’m sorry to inform you of this ladies and gentleman, but I’ve just received news that Michael “Sarge” Wilson will not be apart of this match tonight. He was delayed from arriving at the arena tonight, and therefore will not be competing. I’m sorry for this inconvenience.

Joe - Wow, what shocking news. Sgt. Sledgehammer isn’t going to be here for that match tonight, and he was going to be one of the major players in this match.

Skippy - I bet he was afraid to face these men tonight.

Joe - Afraid? He’s the SWA Champion, why would he be afraid?

Skippy - Because he found out that he would have to be wrestling Paul O’Neal tonight, and knew he didn’t have a chance.

Joe - Whatever.

***The bell rings and the match begins. It starts off with the Masked Man taking on Rat Fink and Mad Man Gary taking on Lex Luther. Lex Luther starts it off with Gary by using some amateur wrestling moves. Lex first gives Gary a few one-leg takedowns, which Gary (still hyper from all the chocolate he was eating) quickly keeps coming up from. Lex then goes for a suplex on Gary, but while lifted in the air, Gary manages to use the weight of his pudgy little body to flip them both over the top rope and send them crashing to the floor. They both slowly get up from the ground. Mad Man Gary is the first to get up to his feet where Mr. T comes over to check if he’s okay. Lex Luther takes this time to slowly crawl over to where the timekeeper is. Mad Man Gary then shakes the cobwebs out of his head, which Mr. T throws out some random catchphrases to pump him up. Gary then looks around for Lex, and when he finally sees him, he imitates Hulk Hogan with the classic finger pointing. He then stomps all the way to Lex where he grabs him by his hair arddrags him back up to his feet. Lex seems to be hiding something between his arms though. Wack!!! ***

Joe - Lex Luther has just hit Mad Man Gary with that SWA Championship belt.

Skippy - How dare he! It doesn’t matter if he’s the SWA Champion…you know how much The Sedition paid for that belt!

Joe - Skippy, like I said before, he’s not the SWA Champion. That belt is nothing more than a cheap replica.

Skippy - Oh, then who cares! This is an SWA Rules match…it’s all good here.

***Gary is knocked back to the ground with Lex standing over him and cursing him off. Mr. T comes over to be the equalizer in this situation, but Lex sees him coming and stops Mr. T by slamming him in the face with the belt too. The crowd boos Lex for his actions, but he doesn’t seem to care. He then lifts Gary back up to his feet and whips him into a guardrail. Gary slams into it and is left hanging onto the rail just to stand straight. Lex then comes running at Gary and delivers a flying body splash that sends them both into the crowd. They then begin to brawl with each other in the sea of fans, which start to cheer when Mad Man Gary takes a small advantage by pumbling Lex in the face. At the same time, the Masked Man and Rat Fink are both putting on a show in the ring. Rat Fink has just placed the Masked Man in a wristlock. The Masked Man then reverses the wristlock into a hammerlock. Rat Fink twists out of the hammerlock and places the Masked Man in a headlock. The Masked Man then attempts to back body drop Rat Fink, but Rat Fink flips over and lands on his feet. Rat Fink then quickly goes for a clothesline, but Masked Man ducks. Rat Fink bounces off the ropes and comes back at the Masked Man. The Masked Man leapfrogs Rat Fink. The Masked Man then begins running and bounces off the ropes, which at the same time Rat Fink is now bouncing off the other set of ropes. They are both about to collide with each other. Rat Fink goes for a flying clothesline, while the Masked Man simultaiously goes for a spear. They both miss each over. Quickly, both men role back to there feet with their guards up to each other. Both men end at a stand off which the crowd cheers for in respect of each wrestler. ***

Joe - Well this is the one thing I have liked about the SWA…great wrestling. I don’t know for sure yet who that masked wrestler is, but he and Rat Fink are two of the most talented wrestlers in this industry today.

Skippy - Wait, what do you mean that this is the only thing you liked about the SWA? You didn’t like anything else?

Joe - The rest of the time in SWA was me either getting tortured or humiliated…or both!

Skippy - All that stuff was fun.

Joe - Not from my perspective!

*** Rat Fink and the Masked Man continue the match as they begin to circle each other around the ring. They then stop and hook it up with each other. They start trying to overpower each other. Rat Fink gains an advantage first by pushing back the Masked Man and having him go down to one need. The Masked Man however begins to push back. He gets up on both feet again, and starts shoving back Rat Fink, leading to Rat Fink going down to one knee. Rat Fink starts fighting back again, to the point where they are at a stand off in strength. Rat Fink then knees the Masked Man in the gut to end the stand off and then delivers a powerful Northern Light Suplex…

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Joe - Wow, this is incredible! These men not only denied each other the advantage once in this match, but twice in a role. Both these wrestlers are truly talents.

Skippy - Joe, don’t start being a Ray Lyndon.

*** The crowd once again cheers both men. Rat Fink gets back up to both feet, and talks to the Masked Man into one more lock up. The Masked Man agrees and goes for the lock up. However, before both men can lock up, Rat Fink takes his steel toed boots and delivers a shot right between the legs of the Masked Man. The Masked Man goes down as the crowd boos. Rat Fink then begins to stomping down on the body of the Masked Man, and then yells to the crowd that he’s ending this. Rat Fink goes to the outside and under the ring to pull out a ladder. He slides the ladder into the ring and then proceeds to set it up by the Masked Man. The Masked Man begins to stir a little, leading to Rat Fink walking over to him to do some more damage. As the Masked Man gets to his feet, Rat Fink grabs him, lifts him up in the air, and delivers a brain buster right on the mat. Rat Fink than proceeds to climb the ladder. ***

Joe - I wonder what Rat Fink is going to do here?

Skippy - Well my guess is either he’s going to fix one of those lights up there…or jump on the Masked Man.

*** Rat Fink climbs all the way to the top of the ladder. He looks around the crowd for a second, the proceeds to give them all the finger, which brings out a chorus of boos. Rat Fink then dives off for the Fink’s Finish…and he misses!!! Seconds before Rat Fink landed, the Masked Man rolled out of the ring, leaving Rat Fink there in pain. All the sudden, Lex Luther has returned from the crowd. As quick as he can, he rolls up Rat Fink and uses the ropes for extra leverage.

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Joe - Oh my god…I don’t believe that Lex Luther has pinned Rat Fink.

Skippy - I don’t believe that Lex Luther pinned another wrestler.

*** Rat Fink rolls out of the ring, still hurting for the misfired Fink’s Finish. Lex Luther raises his arms in victor. Suddenly, Mad Man Gary is now back too, and ready to fight. Lex Luther stands his ground in the ring, which the fat, near sighted Mad Man Gary looks at him from the other end. Lex Luther begins to trash talk Gary, but because he has no microphone, we can’t tell what he is saying. However, we can tell he is being real cocky from his hand gestures as he constantly points fingers at Mad Man Gary and makes a gesture around his waist that he is winning the EwC International Championship. All the sudden, the Masked Man comes back into the ring from behind Lex, and rolls him up which holding his tights…

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Joe - Yes, the Masked Man has eliminated Lex.

Skippy - Yep, all that’s to Paul O’Neal.

Joe - Skippy, I seriously doubt that Paul O’Neal is the Masked Man.

Skippy - We’ll see Joe…we’ll see…

*** The Masked Man lets go and Lex jumps right up. He can’t believe that he was just eliminated from this match. He begins to shout “no” in denial of his loses, but the referee tells him that he must go. Lex starts to argue with the ref that his tights were held and that it was unfair, but begins to get drowned out by the crowd which is chanting… ***

Crowd- Na, Na, Na, Na…Na, Na, Na, Na… Hey, Hey, Hey… Good Bye…

***Lex Luther upset, starts yelling and cursing off the crowd, while they continue their chant. As he disappears into the back, the crowd cheers and place their focus back on the men in the ring- Mad Man Gary and the Masked Man. Both men begin to circle each other in the ring. They burn holes in each other with their stares…then finally they lock up. This is not the even match as before with Rat Fink as the Masked Man easily out powers him, and whips him into the ladder Rat Fink used. Mad Man Gary manages to slide right under the ladder, avoiding crashing into it. Gary then immediately gets up and slams the ladder into the Masked Man’s face, sending the Masked Man out of the ring. Mad Man Gary then takes the ladder, and throws it on top of the Masked Man, then does a splash over the top rope onto both the ladder and the Masked Man. The Masked Man appears to be a bit hurt, as well as Mad Man Gary. They both start to slowly get up as a SWA chant breaks out. Mad Man Gary is up to his feet first and picks the ladder up. As the Masked Man gets up, he turns around to Mad Man Gary and Gary spears the Masked Man in the face with the ladder. The Masked Man is not knocked down, but a bit dazed. Mad Man Gary then smacks the Masked Man with the ladder again, and sends the Masked Man into the crowd. Mad Man Gary then places the ladder in between the guardrail and the ring. Mad Man Gary then gets on the apron of the ring, and then stands on the ladder. He then runs across the ladder and flies into the crowd after the Masked Man. However, Mad Man Gary takes too long to set this all up and the Masked Man is now up again. As Gary comes flying into the crowd, the Masked Man has a chair ready, and slams it into Gary’s face, leaving him lying on the ground. The Masked Man then climbs back over the guardrail. He then takes the ladder and places in more into the crowd and near Mad Man Gary. He then gets back into the ring. As Mad Man Gary begins to get back into the ring, the Masked Man starts running towards the ropes, bounces off, then starts running into the direction of Mad Man Gary. As Mad Man Gary gets to his feet, the Masked Man goes flying over the top rope and onto one end of the ladder, which sends the other end of the ladder back lashing into Mad Man Gary. Another SWA chant breaks out. ***

Crowd- SWA, SWA, SWA…

*** The Masked Man, holding his rips a bit, climbs back over the rail and lifts up Mad Man Gary. He then throws Mad Man Gary back over the rail. He then continues to drag Mad Man Gary and throws him back into the ring, along with the ladder. The Masked Man gets into the ring and picks up Mad Man Gary. Mad Man Gary is now bleeding at the mouth. The Masked Man then takes Mad Man Gary to a turnbuckle and lifts him to the top rope. He then takes the ladder and sets it up on the middle rope of the same turnbuckle. The Masked Man then goes to the opposite turnbuckle and starts running. He runs right up the ladder, jumps on Mad Man Gary, and Monkey Flips him from the top rope. Mad Man Gary goes flying. They are both laying there on the mat, and the Masked Man is the first man to start getting up. He gets to his feet, and shows signs that he is about to end this match. The crowd cheers, but all the sudden the cheers turn to boos. From behind the Masked Man is Lex Luther. Lex is back and has a chair in his hand which he wacks the Masked Man right upside the head with. He then proceeds to repeatedly beat the Masked Man with the chair. He then drags Mad Man Gary over to the Masked Man and places Gary over the Masked Mans shoulders…

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[glow=red,2,300] WINNER AND NEW EWC INTERNATIONAL CHAMPION- Mad Man Gary[/glow]

Joe - Oh my god, Lex Luther just screwed the Masked Man out of the EwC International Championship. He has screw whoever that Masked Man is out of his debut match win.

Skippy - It’s probably for the best. Could you imagine the guy who played Al Bundy being the first EwC International Champion? That’s how the WCW Championship went down the drain.

Joe - For the last time Skippy…THAT’S NOT PAUL O’NEAL!!!

*** Mad Man Gary starts celebrating as “Eye of the Tiger” stars playing. He is handed the EwC International Championship belt, and has Mr. T place it on him for $10. He then starts imitating Hulk Hogan with cupping his hand and listening to the crowd cheer (which wasn’t a lot of people). After a few minutes, he is finally dragged out of the ring and leaves with his belt. However, Lex is still out there with the Masked Man. The Masked Man is just stirring up to his feet, and Lex is ready to give him another beating. All the sudden, “The Way It Is” by Powerman 5000 starts playing, and the crowd erupts. Lex looks shocked as he sees the entrance and Michael “Sarge” Wilson come out. Lex looks ready for him, holding the chair. However, he has forgotten about the Masked Man has gotten up. Masked Man then takes his hand, places it on the mask, and pulls it off to reveal that he is… ***

Joe - It’s Kid Cactus! Kid Cactus is the Masked Man!

Skippy - Just as I predicted.

***The crowd really erupts in cheers now, and a grin grows on the Sarge’s face. Lex is still calling for Sarge to get into the ring, but Sarge simply points behind him. Lex looks behind, and is met with a powerful kick to the gut. He then places Lex Luther in a headlock, and delivers the Wild, Wild DDT! The song “Sad But True” by Metallica comes on and Kid Cactus stands over Lex Luther’s limp body with a look of anger on his face. He then looks around at the arena and places his hands in the air. Michael “Sarge” Wilson claps from the ramp for the Wild, Wild DDT on Lex Luther before heading up the ramp. A KC chant begins as Kid Cactus jumps out of the ring, and leaves through the crowd as is his trademark. ***

Joe Aiello- This is definitely a shocker.

Skippy - Yea, seriously…Mad Man Gary actually won a championship. I never thought I’d see the day.

Joe - No Skippy…well yea, that is a bit of a shocker, but I ment Kid Cactus. He was the Masked Man that we have been waiting for. That now makes 5 SWA guys in the EwC. Imagine what this will mean for this federation.

Skippy - I know what it means, they have a new member of the roster that will probably be inactive all the time. Anyway, we did out job here. Now it’s time to go home Joe…it’s time for you to clean up Gladiators bathroom…and he’s had 5 burritos!

Joe - Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!! [/b]

[President Mac]

***We are taken into a video package looking at the feud between Memphis and Sentel over the EwC Championship. ENCORE Suddenly begins to play and the crowed goes crazy yet again. BigMac’s limo pulls up and goes down the ramp…as the door the limo driver jumps out and lets out…..

MATT SENTEL!!!!

Boos begin to pour down from the fans. They are throwing everything they can at Sentel who walks down to the ring flipping his fingers at the people.

The boos suddenly turn into cheers as The lights grow dim and a sound similar to that of thunder can be heard all over the arena. Those in attendance already know, the most fearsome wrestler in recent memory is about to make an entrance...flashes of light appear on the Xtreme-Tron and highlights of Memphis' matches from the HCW play in chilling fashion. Then explosions occur all over and River Below begins to play...suddenly the lights flicker back on, and standing in ontop of a….BIG RIG? Is Memphis Reigns! Many people are laughing as Memphis dances ontop of the Rig with his Tag Team title and it looks like Chris Rock is driving it***

FBI - What a bunch of idiots, although it was mighty clever of Sentel to steal Mac’s limo and use his music…I love it man!

CH -What the hell does this RIG have to do with anything? What does he think this is? A comedy show?

FBI - Who the heck knows for sure, Memphis goes from one change to the next…I wouldn’t be surprised if he dressed up as a nun and sold peanuts to the fans

CH -Well as you all know this match will decide the EwC World Champion. The match can take place anywhere in the building, and anything goes. There is no DQ, and the only way you can win is by making your opponent tap out or say I quit into the Mic that the ref will be holding

***They locked up and Sentel backed Memphis to the corner and gave him a cheap shot, but Memphis came back with a right hand and Sentel backed off. They locked up again and Memphis got a side headlock and then a shoulder block and side headlock takedown.

Sentel reversed into a side headlock of his own, and then hit a shoulder block but Memphis came back with an arm drag. Memphis hit a suplex and then choked Sentel but Sentel came back with some chops.

Memphis hit a back body drop and then clotheslined Sentel to the outside.***

FBI - Sentel looks a bit slow in this one, he might be sore from the last match

CH -Memphis is executing nicely…

***Sentel sent Memphis over the barricade into the crowd and Sentel followed him over.

Sentel hit a neckbreaker on the floor and then both men traded right hands.

Sentel tossed Memphis back to ringside and then got the mic and told Memphis to quit, but Memphis decked him. Sentel sent Memphis into the ring steps and then got a leather belt and whipped Memphis with it, and then choked him around the ring post.

Sentel dismantled the announce table and pulled Memphis up there, and Sentel then grabbed the mic and told Memphis to give up now.

Memphis told him to kiss his ass, and then back body dropped him through the table!***

CH -OHHHHHH!!!! That looked like it hurt…I could feel it…my balls hurt!

FBI - Colin needs new shorts

***Memphis decked Sentel with a monitor but then Sentel came back with a steel chair to the skull! Memphis is busted wide open and then Sentel grabbed the ring steps and nailed Memphis with them!

Sentel grabbed the mic and told Memphis to quit, and Memphis is a bloody mess. Sentel nailed Memphis with the mic and then kicked him repeatedly in the ring.

Sentel nailed Memphis with the clothesline from hell, and then another one! Memphis can’t stand, and Sentel pulled him up and hit a third clothesline from hell! Sentel grabbed Memphis’s tag team title belt from the ringpost and then wrapped it around his neck and choked him out with it.

The referee put the mic near Memphis’s mouth, but he wouldn’t quit***

FBI - My god…I thought it was over, I thought sentel had won!

CH -There is no quit in Memphis

FBI - Yes but take out the “H” and you got Mempis

CH -Huh?

FBI - Remember? You pissed your pants!!!! AH HA HA HA HA

***Memphis fought out, but Sentel nailed him with a low blow, and then got on the mic again. He told Memphis to quit, and then nailed him in the head with the mic again, but Memphis wouldn’t respond.

Memphis is down and out, and Sentel called him a punk ass bitch, and then Memphis nailed him with a right hand. Memphis hit a headbutt and then a clothesline and then hit the throwback.

Memphis hit the side slam and then looked out in the crowd, a bloody mess. Memphis hit the five knuckle shuffle and took Sentel down with the Pouring Reign. Sentel rolled to the outside of the ring, and started leaving up the aisle.

Memphis followed him up and slammed him head first into the limo. Memphis then hit a slam onto the limo and it has a huge dent in it.

Sentel got a thumb to the eye and then hit a swinging neckbreaker onto Memphis on the hood of the limo!***

CH -Oh Mac is gonna be pissed….the limo is dented all over

***Sentel threw Memphis into some crates, and then pulled out an electric cord, which sparked a bit, and then wrapped it around the throat of Memphis.

Memphis wouldn’t quit, and powered out, and sent Sentel through a TV screen! Holy shit! Memphis sent Sentel through a window of the limo and then tossed him on top of the limo.

Sentel hit another thumb to the eye and went for a suplex, but Memphis reversed and suplexed Sentel on the roof of the limo. Sentel fell off the limo, and then opened the door and crawled inside.

Memphis then whipped Sentel into the limo door, nearly knocking it off its hinges, and then he did the same again! Sentel is now bleeding by this point. ***

CH -Medics are standing by….there is blood everywhere…this is sick…some one end this match…

FBI - Blood is all apart of the game…

***Memphis kicked the door off the limo and then followed Sentel, who was crawling up onto the big rig. Memphis tossed him into a CO2 tank, and it blew everywhere, but then he walked into a DDT!

Sentel told him to quit, and then hammered him on the back before tossing the DJ equipment off the rig. Sentel choked Memphis with a chord and then climbed up on some scaffold, and choked Memphis.

Memphis then nailed Sentel in the head with a mic, and Sentel went falling off the rig through a table!

Memphis pulled a smoke stack chimney thing off the truck and then went to nail Sentel with it, and Sentel said he quits before Memphis could hit him! Memphis wins!***

CH -He did it…He won! Oh my God! Memphis is the world champion!!!!

[glow=red,2,300]WINNER & NEW EwC WORLD CHAMPION….MEMPHIS REIGNS!!!![/glow]

***Memphis nailed Sentel with the Pouring Reign and sent him crashing through the glass of the StrangleMania set!

Memphis went back down to the ring and grabbed his title, and I’m not sure how he can even see with all the blood over his face.

Memphis celebrated on the ropes with his belt, as fireworks went off all over the arena as StrangleMania III went off the air!***