Post by President Mac on Jul 4, 2005 0:19:26 GMT -6
Live from: The Coliseum in Rome Italy!!!
Attendance: 70,053
***The scene opens with a wide angle shot of The Coliseum in Rome Italy. For the first time in EwC history, the pay-per-view will be held outdoors in one of the largest arenas around today. A long loud chant can be heard from all around the magnificent building. Banners are literally hanging everywhere. Posters of Memphis, Shadow Man, Kid Cactus and others are being waved. Fans have gathered from all over the U.S and Canada. What a way to celebrate during the Canada Day / Independence Day weekend!!
More fireworks and pyros sound off all over the ring and the arena. The sound of the crowed is unbelievable. As the camera continues to pan we can see stars such as Ben Stiller, Erica Bana, Christian Bale, Brad Pitt & Angelina, Cameron Diaz & Justin Timberlake, Jim Carrey, David Letterman, Vince Carter, Tom Hanks, Liv Tyler, Fred Durst, Jamie Kennedy, Ashton & Demi, newly weds Ben and Jen and many many more. Around the arena 5 commentator booths have been set-up: Spanish, Italian, English, Chinese, Japanese and German.
Fresh from LIVE 8, Green Day is performing the NOC 7 Intro Music in the middle of the ring. FBI & Colin Hanks can now be seen at the English Commentators booth***
FBI – A very big hello and Welcome to all those viewers at home now watching via PPV. As always I am FBI and with me once again is Actor Colin Hanks
CH – Thank you FBI, and hello ladies and gentleman of TV land…I am ecstatic to be here in this monumental event!
FBI – We have here…possibly the largest crowed ever assembled for a Wrestling event!
CH – Yes I think we just surpassed the Rolling Stones' Voodoo Lounge Tour of 1994 as the largest event of all time. Even bigger then the Olympics!
FBI – And so it should be…this is a Historical night, never before has the Coliseum been used for a Professional wrestling match nor has the EwC ever had an out door PPV or match for that matter!
CH – Yes and just for the fans to know…The Colosseum or Coliseum is today the most recognisable of Rome's Classical buildings. Even 2,000 years after it was built, and despite centuries when the abandoned building was pillaged for building materials, it is instantly recognisable ... a Classical template for the stadia of today.
FBI – Did you know that It was the first permanent amphitheatre to be raised in Rome, and the most impressive arena the Classical world had yet seen?
CH - And with accommodation for 60,000 seated and 10,000 standing, all of whom could enter and leave in a matter of minutes, courtesy of 80 entrances, this is a structure that the designers of modern sports stadia could learn from
FBI – True that
CH – Speaking of which, for all those who are watching at home…later on tonight you will see the World Broadcast Primer Trailer to my new movie…KING KONG!
FBI – I hear Jack Black is in this one too
CH – That’s right
FBI – I here you begged Jack Black to get you in since you worked with him on Orange County
CH – Huh? No…I won that role fair and square
FBI – Probably cuase Carrot Top got sick that day…
CH – Need I remind you who my father is and what he can do to you?
FBI – Need I remind you of my left foot and how much it loves your ass?
CH – Moving on for the sake of view ship…we have a stacked card tonight
FBI – Yes, stacked like the Ladies of the EwC…this is one hell of a show
CH – Speaking of which, it was sure nice seeing the ladies on stage with Green Day…man they got some hot moves
FBI – Yes…yes it was!
CH – So tonight we got Dreadnaught taking on Orton, Doe & Blade going at it for the TV title with Stung as the ref. Then Ebon looking for his first win against The Perfect One. Then we have what could have been a main event on its own…the rookie Battle Royal, with the winner getting a shot at the TV title in 2 weeks. Then of course…the moment of Truth…the answer to all the questions. Brawl versus Rampage!
FBI – Really though…as good as it all sounds…what will that accomplish? I mean, none of those guys really represent a card. They all fight on both anyways. So all it comes down to…really…is who is the toughest mother fucker around right now.
CH – Well that and which commissioner has the best selection. Remember, this match might start something huge. We might see a roster split after tonight. There could very well be a division with the Winner of tonight’s match claiming the rights to some of the best talent!
FBI – Or, it could just be pointing out who is the toughest mother fucker around right now!
CH – Or that…so who are your picks for the night?
FBI – Hmmm…I’m going with Dreadnaught, Doe, Ebon, Raven and Brawl
CH – Interesting, I am going with Orton, Blade, The Perfect One, Donno and Rampage
FBI – Rampage? How the hell do you expect Rampage to beat Brawl?
CH – Well obviously the big match up will be if Shadow Man & Stung get to face off in the ring…and possibly they might be the final two. But you got to think, Kid Cactus & Rat Fink on the same damn team? They are going to rip apart Brawl
FBI – You have lost it my friend. Shadow Man & Memphis have never lost as a team, they are world and hardcore champions. MMG is the International Champ and Victor is a bad ass. Unlike TNR…they all get along. They all respect each other. They’ve hung out at parties, gone shopping…while Rampage…I’m sorry but this will all be about Stung. TNR will end up leaving him high and dry…that’s my guess anyways.
CH – Well I guess we’ll find out soon enough. In preparation for our first match…lets cut to the promotional footage for DREADNAUGHT –vs- RANDY ORTON!!!
***The Scene cuts to the promotional footage and clips from each persons individual matches and accomplishments***