Post by President Mac on Sept 30, 2005 13:55:10 GMT -6
LIVE FROM: MIAMI
ATTENDANCE: 31,102
The EwC Uncensord logo flashes across the screen and is then quickly replaced by a large amount of fireworks, which is soon followed by cheers by the sold out American Airlines Arena
More fireworks and pyros sound off all over the ring and the arena. The sound of the crowed is unbelievable. As the camera continues to pan we can see stars such as the Miami Heats own Dwayne Wade, Shaq, Ben Stiller, Christian Bale, Brad Pitt & Angelina, Cameron Diaz & Justin Timberlake, Jim Carrey, David Letterman, Vince Carter, Tom Hanks, Liv Tyler, Fred Durst, Jamie Kennedy, Ashton & Demi, and many many more.
Around the arena 5 commentator booths have been set-up: Spanish, Italian, English, Chinese, Japanese and German.
EwC faveorite; Green Day is performing the Uncensord Intro Music in the middle of the ring. FBI & Colin Hanks can now be seen at the English Commentators booth
FBI: Hello everyone and welcome to Will Smiths faveorite second home...Miami! As always I am the ever so cool and popular FBI and with me is the bottom feeder...Colin Hanks
CH: Thank you FBI for that intro...you know...you certainly know how to build on a persons will to jump off a cliff
FBI: Colin, not only would I help you by lowering your selfesteem, but I'd be there to make sure you jump...hell...I'd even push you
CH: I'd have a nasty reply to that if I wasn't so happy right now! Ladies and Gentlemen watching at home, boy do we have a great show for you tonight
FBI: For once I am agreeing with this one hit wonder, tonight features some of the very best talent this federation has to offer...and I am not just talking about the EwC Gals dancing around on the ramp
CH: Those are some fine ladies FBI
FBI: That they are Colin, and maybe one day...in the far far future, you might have one of them play with your ding dong...and I wont have to pay them to do it
CH: What? You didn't...your an asshole! Mom, Dad...if your watching...I never, nothing ever...your an Ass hole!
FBI: (laughing) Right...so no one could have prepared us for tonights main event. I mean, in the beggining it was already a stellar match...but the events that have led up to it, well this is one of the most anticipated matches in the history of wrestling
CH: So true, in an unexpected twist this week on Brawl, Memphis turned on Shadow Man and the FORCE by laying a visious beating on Shadow and then joining the Impact Players in the same night.
FBI: It was a shock as Memphis and Shadow Man are true to life best friends and have been the tag team champions for some time now. However, Memphis has showed us over and over again in his career that he cannot be trusted
CH: For more on that, we have Ace Heart back stage with some comments...Ace, in your own mind what happned on Monday?
ACE: (backstage) Well Coling and FBI, I think Memphis got tired of Shadow Man being in the spotlight. You have to remember, Memphis is the World Champion, if anyone should be in the news, it should be him. However with so many fans, reporters and fellow wrestlers claiming that Shadow Man is the true champion; what with his 15 and 0 records...they say he should be champ.
It's easy to see that a greed filled man like Memphis, would snap at this point. If you both remember when I first reported on the two of them joining forces, I praised Memphis, but also said this could be Memphis using someone like Shadow Man, to get into the spotlight
FBI: Ace, do you think this fued will last, and is Memphis really IP?
ACE: I think Memphis crossed the line or the point of no return. I dont think Shadow Man will take him back as a friend or partner, but then again, Memphis seems to be the only person Shadow has been able to trust
As far as Impact Players go, this is where Draven should be carefull. His team has taken a hit with injuries and is in no way ready to take on the FORCE, however...with the addition of Memphis, IP is suddenly a big time player in this fed, and if Memphis stays and is using this more then just a rebound and an excuse to piss off Shadow Man, then this is a better fit for him where he can have all the spotlight. Of course, that's if he beats Shadow Man tonight
CH: Alright, well thanks Ace for your comments
ACE: Always a pleasure fellas
FBI: Before we get to the main event of course, we have some steller matches. Both TV titles are up for grabs here tonight, and there is that HUGE Battle royal featuring what? Seven teams going at it for the titles. It's hard to pick a winner in this one
CH: Well and thats the thing, if Shadow and Memph were still on good terms they would be favored, but they arent. Then you have the obvious IP and FORCE battles...this is a good time for the rookies to make an impact and take home the gold. They are the only ones going in without a distraction
FBI: True, and if the champs stand a chance, they need to last the entire match and work as a team. I still have my money on the two of them
CH: I am leaning more towards Sentel and Leeder or Hirsh and John
FBI: That leaves us with the Draven and Ebon match
CH: Now this is an important match, Brawl has got so much talent on it that if Ebon crosses, it's going to be very interesting to see what Rampage will do to make up for it
FBI: Your right, Brawl can afford to take a hit, but remember...Rampage is announcing a major signing today...a former HCW legend and multi champion...this has Bigmac written all over it doesnt it?
CH: My first thoughts too, those hints were big giveaways. With Mac back and in the semi final over in that Inter fed Battle of the Best, now would be a good time to come back if any
FBI: Allrighty then, that being said...lets get to our first match