Post by President Mac on Nov 24, 2005 15:39:21 GMT -6
LIVE FROM: BC
ATTENDANCE: 68,102
The EwC KOTC 2K5 flashes across the screen and is then quickly replaced by a large amount of fireworks, which is soon followed by cheers by the sold out BC Place
More fireworks and pyros sound off all over the ring and the arena. The sound of the crowed is unbelievable. As the camera continues to pan we can see stars such as Dane Cook, Ben Stiller, Christian Bale, Brad Pitt & Angelina, Cameron Diaz & Justin Timberlake, Jim Carrey, David Letterman, Vince Carter, Usher, Conan O'Brian, Jamie Foxx and many many more.
Around the arena 5 commentator booths have been set-up: Spanish, Italian, English, Chinese, Japanese and German.
The cheers reach an all new high as Eminem, Nate Dogg & 50 Cent reach the stage to preform the Opening song NEVER ENOUGH
Eminem
Yo! Whats up Canada? U ready to rock this b***h? Lets give it up for the EwC!!!!
There's not much you could do or say to phase me
People think I'm a little bit crazy
I get it from all angles, even occasionally Doc Dre-zie'll
Have to step in every once in a while to save me
To make me stop and think about it 'fore I just say things
Sometimes I forget what other people just may think
A lot of rappers finally wouldn't know how to take me
If they heard some shit, I'd lay the tape 'fore they erase me
I maybe a little too fast paced and racy
Sometimes the average listener rewinds and plays me twenty times
cuz I say so many rhymes, it may seem like I'm goin too fast cuz my mind is racing
And I could give a f**k what category you place me
Long as when I'm pushing up daisies and gone
As long as you place me amongst one of them greats
When I hit the heavenly gates I'll be cool beside Jay-Z
For every single die hard fan who embraced me
I'm thankful for the talent in which God gave me
And I'm thankful for the environment that he placed me
Believe it or not, I thank my mom for how she raised me
In the neighborhood daily, they jumped and chased me
It only made me what I am today, see
Regardless of what anybody believes who hates me
You ain't gonna make or break me
Tryna strip me of my credibility and make me look fake, G
You're only gonna be in for a rude awakening
Cuz sooner or later you haters are all gonna face me
And when you face me with all the s**t you've been saving to say to me
You had all this time to think about it
Now don't p***y out and try to wimp out, face me
Cuz I've been patiently waiting for the day
That we finally meet in the same place to see
Nate Dogg
No matter how many battles I been in and won
No matter how many magazines on my nuts
No matter how many emcees I end up
Ooh ooh, it's never enough
50 Cent
My flow's untouchable now you gotta face it
Uh oh, it gets worse when I go back to the basics
You go say the wrong s**t and get your face split
The smell of victory, love it so much I can taste it
The spot my talk, it blaze a direct hit
Graze it, your peace talk, save it
You s**t sounds dated, you're overrated
I'm obligated to study your moves then crush you mutherfuckers
If I'm the best and the worst, then God's gift is a curse
Soldier trained to destroy, you payin' attention boy?
I spit shit, slick shit, so quick you miss it
To be specific I go ballistic as hieroglyphic
My music is a drug, press play, you ain't gotta sniff it
Chew it or pop it, roll a bag of the chocolate
Get your high over and over, but you gotta cop it
When it's hot, it's hot
Your hatin' is undeniable, stop it
Nate Dogg
No matter how many battles I been in and won
No matter how many magazines on my nuts
No matter how many emcees I end up
Ooh ooh, it's never enough
More pyros shoot off as the fans are standing on there feet cheering for Eminem and the rest. As they make there way off the main stage Colin Hanks and FBI are now in place and ready to roll
Colin
Hello everyone and welcome to the best ever King of the Cage
FBI
What an exciting night for wrestling fans, 16 of there faveorite stars are in action tonight.
Colin
At the end of the night someone will be King and will add an extra 4 wins to there stats!
FBI
And then of course gets a shot a Shadow Man and his World title next month at WrestleFest 7
Colin
It's a shame last years winner Shadow Man isn't competing here tonight...since he is the world champ, he is exempt from competing...wouldn't it be great to one day have a King of the Cage featuring the entire roster?
FBI
It would also be great to be sitting here next to a naked Pamala Anderson...but...you cant get everything you wish for
Colin
Pam is from BC isn't she
FBI
Nothing slips by you ex-lax
Colin
Thanks...I think
FBI
For the viewers via pay-per-view, here is how the night is going to break down. Round One will see 8 matches taking place all over this arena. As you can see there are 8 tiny cages spread all around us
Colin
After this there will be a 15 minute break for the wrestlers and the 8 mini cages will become 4 larger cages where another 4 matches will take place all at once
FBI
After this is done there will be yet another break and one cage will be set up in the middle of the arena. At this point both matches will take place one after another
Colin
Then that leaves the last match...the King of the Cage match
FBI
Now of course on to the predictions...Colin, you suck..why dont you go first
Colin
Well I say whoever comes out of the Saint/Prophecy match is going to be the Group One winner and I like Memphis coming out of Group Two. Then I'd say Memphis over Saint...because of that revenge drive...or Prophecy over Memphis
FBI
Thats some bold predictions buddy...nice job! I'm taking Saint as well from Group One and I will also be going with Memphis from Group Two. You see when you break it down, Memphis has a pretty easy ride till Round 3. At that point, he will be at more of a power stance to win and go on into the final.
Colin
Good observation...what a difference it would have been to see the likes or Orka and Shadow Man here tonight...there is no clear winner here...not one
FBI
Anything goes in a cage match here at this PPV. You can win by pin fall, KO, Submission or by being the first guy to make it out of the cage
Colin
Anything can be used, such as weapons, and there are no DQ's...so expect involvement from Stables all over the place
FBI
I think that's it for us...we now invite everyone here to turn there attention to the 16 men now in the cages