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The Extreme Wrestling Corporation presents Live in IRAQ Saturday Dec 31st
WrestleFest: AFTERMATH
Intro (Scene opens to Shadow Man, the light shining on him, looking into the sky.)
Voice: For a cause...there is always an effect.
(Scenes of Wrestlefest VII flash.)
Voice: And for an event...there is always an aftermath.
(Scenes of Hellraiser, Adam Mayhem, Jackal, Devon Jackson, Michael Howell III and The X flash.)
Voice: In this aftermath, young dreamers will take their first steps toward superstardom. Some like The X...look to become a champion once again, to end the legend and enigma that is...Shadow Man.
(Scenes of the Nation beating people up flash on the screen.)
"The Prophecy" Jason Burgess, along with the rest of the Nation look to make young careers...or crush them.
The Prophecy looks to rest one brave soul's career forever inside a casket.
The Hellraiser wants to prove that will and pride is stronger than fire.
(Scenes of everyone flash on the screen.)
They are here...the leaders of a bright new future! This is their time! This is their Aftermath!!! Tonight boys will become men. Hopes will be lived or destroyed. And dreams will either become reality or remain just dreams.
This is their night!!! Here...in front of America's and Canada troops, they will put on a spectacle of legend. And through all the blood, sweat and tears...they will remember this night......this aftermath!
Last Edit: Dec 30, 2005 10:56:29 GMT -6 by FN'R GM
(Scene opens to the ring. There are packed seats filled with troops. Mariah Carey is in the ring, with a long black dress on ready to sing the national anthem.)
[glow=red,2,300]Mr. Kennedy: And now...singing you national anthem...Mariah......CAREY!!!!!!!!!![/glow] (The troops cheer. As the song goes on, it looks at troops and signs like..."I Miss You, Katie!", and "WWE fears EwC". An American Flag is shown.)
Mariah Carey Oh, say, can you see, by the dawn's early light, What so proudly we hail'd at the twilight's last gleaming? Whose broad stripes and bright stars, thro' the perilous fight, O'er the ramparts we watch'd, were so gallantly streaming? And the rockets' red glare, the bombs bursting in air, Gave proof thro' the night that our flag was still there. O say, does that star-spangled banner yet wave O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave?
(Mariah leaves the ring as the troops cheer.)
[glow=red,2,300]Mr. Kennedy: And now....The Extreme Wrestling Corporation proudly presents to you...The American and Canadian troops, live from Iraq...Wrestlefest: Aftermath!!!!!!!!![/glow]
(The troops cheers as the scene goes to the announcers.)
FBI: Hello everyone! Welcome to Wrestlefest: Aftermath in Iraq! And we gotta hell of a show for you tonight!
Hanks: Yes...we are gonna blow the WW...
FBI: Enough with that! Well...let's get right to it!!!
("Live For This" by Hatebreed hits the PA. Ebon enters on a WCC motorcycle with Tesi Perez on the back he stops at the top of the ramp and revs the engine...after a few seconds he speeds down the ramp as Pyro shoots behind him he parks the bike in a corner enters the ring and holds the rope down for Tesi.)
[glow=red,2,300]Kennedy: The following contest is a Five Tables Match! The winner will be the first man to put his opponent through five tables! Introducing first, from Boston, Mass....representing the Nation, being accompanied to the ring by Tesi Perez, weighing in at 270 Lbs., EBON!!!![/glow]
Hanks: An EwC legend, FBI. You wish you had a lady like that.
FBI: Shut up, rookie!
[glow=red,2,300]Kennedy: And his opponent, from the City of Midian weighing 165 Lbs., JACKAL!!!!!!![/glow]
(The lights go out, as small blue lights along the ceiling come on, giving the pitch black arena a blue ambience. The eerie vocal beginning of Jackal's theme song comes on. Once thats over and the actual song starts, every hard beat, a bright white strobe in the back of the Entrance flashes, showing the dark sillouette of Jackal standing in front of it with his head bowed.
He stays in this position as do the strobes, until the end of the slow first few seconds of the song, as the action part of the song comes on. The lights of the arena quickly flash back to life as new reb and blue strobers fill the arena. Jackal goes crazy cajoling the fans and psyching himself up.
He calms himself down, looks up at the cieling and begins walking down to the ring. His hair in front of his eyes as he walks methodolical and slow. He never takes his eyes of the ring, as he extends his arms, allowing fans to give him high fives and touch him.
Upon reaching the ring, he stands at the foot of it for a while, psyching himself some more and boucning around before, timing it with the beat of his music, hops onto the apron, and enters the ring by jumping over the ropes. He quickly runs to a farside turnbuckle, and hops on, further cajoling the fans. He takes off his shirt and throws it to a fan. He then hops on to another turnbuckle extending his arms and extending his chest, jumps and turns off the buckle landing hard on his feet on the ring making a loud bang, and takes a few stretches on the ropes, now ready for the fight.)
FBI: Listen to this ovation! The troops love Jackal!
Hanks: I took a tour of the base and Jackal was there to. I saw his love and admiration for the troops. Ebon is a whole different story. He is a future EwC Champ, but I don't stand with his position on the troops.
Ding, Ding, Ding!!!
Troops: Jackal! Jackal!! Jackal!!!
FBI: Wow!
(Jackal and Ebon step to the center of the ring as a staredown begins. The both are talking but you can't hear a thing.)
Hanks: Look at this!
(Ebon slaps Jackal in the face. He looks at the troops and laughs.)
Troops: Boooo!!!!!!!!
FBI: What a show of disrespect to Jackal.
(Jackal turns around and begins to deliever swift forearms to Ebon!)
Troops: Yeah!!!!!!
(Jackal irish whips Ebon into the ropes. Back body drop!!!!!)
Hanks: Jackal is on fire! What a back body drop!
(Ebon rolls to the outside holding his back, as Tesi comes to check on him.)
Troops: Boooo!!!!!!!
FBI: Ebon taking a breather....Oh My God!
(Jackal flips over the ropes with an A.J. Styles like grace onto Ebon and Tesi.)
Troops: Jackal! Jackal!! Jackal!!! Jackal!!!!
Hanks: Can we see that again?
(INSTANT REPLAY)
FBI: What a move! Pure athletism on display by Jackal.
(Jackal picks Ebon up and rolls him into the ring. Jackal goes in but is cut off with a axe handle to the back.)
Hanks: Great veteran move by Ebon. This should change the tide.
FBI: Ebon needs to brawl. When it comes to just plain fists and feet, no one is better than Ebon in that ring. Absolutely no one.
(Ebon gets on Jackal's back and begins pummeling the back of Jackal head with rights and lefts!)
Troops: We want tables!(clap, clap, clap, clap, clap) We want tables!! (clap, clap, clap, clap, clap)
FBI: Oh God! Look at that! Hard rights and lefts from Ebon!
(Ebon stops to pose. The troops let him have it.)
Troops: You suck! You suck!! You suck!!!
Hanks: Ebon...classic. Never intimidated. Cool and cocky.
(Ebon goes to the outside and gets a table. He slides it in the ring. Tesi slides a second one in. Ebon gets back in the ring to a spinning heel kick by Jackal!)
FBI: What a kick by Jackal! Another! Hurricanrana!!!
(Jackal goes to the outside and looks under the ring. He gets another table. He slides it into the ring. He goes back into the ring. He delievers kicks and forearms to Ebon and back him into a corner.)
Hanks: Three tables are set up!
FBI: Jackal take him to the top turnbuckle! Belly to belly...no Ebon reversed! German Suplex by Ebon through the tables!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hanks: Oh my God!!!
FBI: Jackal is broken in half!
(INSTANT REPLAY)
(Bth men are out cold. But Ebon is the only one with signs of movement. On the outside, Tesi has set up four tables!)
Hanks: Ebon is back to his feet. What a gutsy competitor.
FBI: Ebon tosses Jackal to the outside. But look at Jackal! Belly to belly on the steel pole!
Hanks: Ebon's back may be broken!
(Jackal sets up Ebon across the four tables as he ascends the top rope. Tesi is biting her nails!)
FBI: Jackal! No1 Whatever you are thinking...No! No!
(Jackal slides a table into the ring. He slides Ebon in too. He than sets up the table. Ebon then delievers a roundhouse kick to the side of Jackal's head.)
FBI: What a kick!
(Ebon sets up for the KTFO off the top rope. He gives poses for the troops. Jackal reverses! Jackal Bomb!)
Hanks: No!
FBI: Jackal has done it!
Troops: Jackal! Jackal!! Jackal!!!
[glow=red,2,300]Kennedy: Here is your winner...Jackal!!!!!!![/glow]
WINNER: JACKAL
(Jackal goes and celebrates with the troops as the scene fads to black.)
(We cut backstage to see the Nation attacking Jason Walker. They are putting the boots to him and we can see the large gash on his forehead opened up again. The nation finally stop and walk away from Jason as he lies bleeding on the floor.)
Joe: Next Up folks we have two rookies making their debut here on EWC TV, it is Dave Dyer Vs Keith Smith in a falls Count Anywhere match
Joey: I can't wait to see this.
(The fans are cheering as Keith Smith makes his way to the ring. Dave Dyer walks out to boos and he just flips the crowds off and gets into the ring. Both men lock up and Dave Dyer hits Smith with a knee to the gut. Dyer then brings fists down on Keith's face, Smith is dizzy on his feet and Dyer comes off the ropes and clotheslines him to his back. Dyer continues to kick Smith whilst he is down, as he brings his boot down again Smith grabs his leg and twists, Dyer slips and falls and Smith clambers up still holding Dyer's leg and he applies the anklelock. Dyer twists and writes to get free and uses his free leg to kick Smith in the stomach. He gets to his feet and unleashes more punches to Smith's face. He picks up Smith and bodyslams him to the canvas and comes off the ropes and drops a knee on his face. Dyer turns to the crowd and flips them off. Keith leaps to his feet with shades of Shawn Micheals. Dyer turns to see Smith kick him in the stomach and deliever a piledriver. Smith jumps up onto the top turnbuckle and attempts the moonsault. Dyer rolls out of the way as Smith lies hurt! Dyer signals to the back and out come the Firm! The three of them run into the ring and put the boots to Smith. Dyer signals them to hold Smith down and Dyer climbs to the top and delievers the Elbow from the top rope! But instead of pinning him Dyer signals again for them to hold him down. Dyer goes to the top again and drops the Legdrop from the top. Finally the covers him and the referee has no choice and counts the pin as the Firm look on with big smiles. 1
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Dave Dyer celebrates by puting the boots to Smith a few more times then leaves triumphant with The Firm. Keith Smith is attended to EMTS.
Winner: Dave Dyer
Last Edit: Dec 31, 2005 14:13:45 GMT -6 by FN'R GM
(Joey Maverick makes his way to the ring with Live For the Moment by Monster Magnet playing, in the ring he does some last minute stretches.The flourescant lights all go green, every Titan Tron screen has an image of money falling while cutting to pictures of the "10 Karat Slam" Sutterfly's 'Gun in Hand' plays.
Spend a lifetime trying to understand. Why you reason with a gun in your hand.
Two spark showers start flowing on either side of the titan tron.
What was so bad? What had he done to make you return, this time with a gun?
Niles comes out and rolls out a long red carpet going pretty far down the entrance ramp. Then Howel comes out onto the red carpet.
Intimidation growing bigger. What the hell made you pull the trigger?
Spend a lifetime trying to understand. Why you reason with a gun in your hand.
Howell steps into the Ring as Niles watches from ringside.
Both men circle each other and Maverick moves in and locks in an armbar. Howell rolls out and takes Maverick down with a leglock. Maverick breaks it and both men are on their feet and the troops cheer their approval. Howell gets angry and moves forward and with a thumb to the eye starts punching at Maverick. The Referee breaks it up but with the referess back turned Niles grabs Maverick's ankle and brings him down to the canvas, Niles drags him out the ring and slams him to the mats. Quickly he picks up Maverick and rolls him into the ring as the referee turns round. Niles starts to walk around the ring as the referee shouts at him. Niles shrugs and fixes his tie. Howell picks up Maverick and delievers a swinging neck breaker. Howell comes off the ropes and delievers a fist to the face. He takes Maverick to the corner and irish whips him to the opposite corner and charges in with a splash. Maverick moves out of the way and suplexes Howell. Grabbing Howell by the hair he picks him up and DDT's him to the mat. Both men are down but only for a few seconds as Maverick slowly gets to his feet. Maverick comes off the ropes but Niles grabs his leg and causes him to stumble, Maverick slides out, spins Niles around and slugs him. He then tries to Irish whip Niles into the ring post but Niles reverses it and Maverick hits the post with a sickening thud. Niles rolls Maverick back into the ring where Howell is waiting. Howell grabs the dazed Maverick and delievers his patened 720 DDT and covers Maverick.
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Michael Howell wins the first fall and we see Maverick is busted wide open. Howell goes for another cover
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KICK OUT!
Maverick on instinct kicked out. Howell takes him to his feet and executes a side russian leg sweep. Another cover but not even a 1 count. Howell whips Maverick into the ropes and hits him with a high knee to the face as he comes off the ropes. Howell grabs his legs and locks in a sharpshooter. The referee goes down to the canvas to check on Maverick. Meanwhiles Niles gets close and hands Howell and object, the referee doesn't see this and Howell releases the sharp shooter. Howell slips the object into his tights. Howell puts the boot to Maverick's back and shouts at the troops. Maverick is struggling to get to his feet, Howell grabs his hair but out of the sight of the referee Maverick gets a low blow. Maverick gets up and bulldogs Howell then climbs to the top for the Frog Splash, Howell quickly rolls out the way and both men are down. However at the same time they get to their feet. Niles jumps up on the apron and the referee gets in his face. Howell takes the object from his tights and we see it is a brass knucks. Howell smashes this into Maverick's face and tosses the object out the ring. Niles jumps down and quickly walks round the knucks outside the ring. Howell goes for the cover and Niles picks up the brass knucks and hides it. Howell covers Maverick.
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Winner: Micheal Howell III With 2 falls to 0.
Joey: What a match!
Joe: This is terrible, all we have seen is outside intereference.
Joey: Micheal Howell III has won the match.
Joe: Well ladies and Gentlemen we have been your on the spot reporters for tonight, but we'll be back to announcing when MNB returns in the New Year. And at MNB we have been promised a shocking revelation. President Mac will be there to deliever this news to us. I can't wait to hear what it is!
Sadistic Madness Match Adam Mayhem v. Dreadnaught(Nation) v. Devon Jackson
Ding, Ding, Ding!!!
[glow=red,2,300]Kennedy: The following contest is scheduled for one fall...and is EwC's first ever...Sadistic Madness Match! This is a triple threat match with one rule. Pinfalls can only be made on an opponent that is bleeding. The first wrestler to do so will be declared the winner!!![/glow]
(The lights go out as the starting melody of the song play and a black light goes on. A glowing sign that reads "Mr. PPV" appears on the Jumbotron while purple and green neon lasers start moving around. Then, a bunch of wrestling clips are shown in the Jumbotron in fast forward mode so you only see a bunch of people flying around.
'FEUER FREI!!!!!"
Mayhem comes out, really pumped and moving to the music. He then makes his way running down the ramp and around the ring clapping hands with the fans at ringside before entering the ring and posing in the turnbuckle to the crowd's favor.)
[glow=red,2,300]Kennedy: Introducing first...making his EwC debut, hailing from Memphis, Tennessee, weighing in at 220 Lbs., "Mr. Pay-Per View" Adam Mayhem!!!!!!![/glow]
(The lights dim. The trumpeting music made famous from old Godzilla movies plays over the PA system as short glimpse of the creature Godzilla appear on the titanTron. As the music reaches its climax, a roar can be heard and the following words appear on the titanTron)
"JAMAICAN MONSTER"
(There's a quick flash of pyro. The lights go out completely save for the bright spot light shining under the stage up towards the roof. There is fog completely covering the stage. Music that sounds like the beat to "Simon Says" by Pharoahe Monche, however it is heavily distorted electric guitars, begins to play. It pauses.)
PA: GET DA RASS UP!
(There's another shot of pyro. A figure appears in the midst of the fog and bright spot light.)
PA: DREAD MON, FEE HIM AH SAY GET DA RASS UP!
(The music continues and the house lights come back on. Dreadnuaght walks out from the fog and stands on the stage.)
[glow=red,2,300]Kennedy: And his opponent...from the isle of Jamaica...representing the Nation! Standing at 7'4" tall and weighing in at 300 Lbs., "The Jamacian Monster" Dreadnaught!!!!!!![/glow]
('Fireman' by Lil Wayne hits as the arena lights dim, the letters 'DJ' appear in the center of the ring in a flashing style. Then on the big screens clips of 'Mr. E' hitting the E-V-E on opponents are shown, as the man walks out all 260 pounds of him. He walks towards the ring smirking cockily, soaking in the boos. Johnny Reyes pats him on the back and goes backstage.)
[glow=red,2,300]And his opponent also making his EwC debut! From Los Angeles, California! Weighing in at 260 Lbs., "Mr. Everything" Devon Jackson!!!!!!![/glow]
Hanks: Dreadnaught against these two scrubs? It's in the bag!!!
Ding Ding Ding!!!
Troops: Adam Mayhem!!!(clap, clap, clap, clap, clap), Adam Mayhem!!!(clap, clap, clap, clap, clap)
FBI: Here we go!!!
(Dreadnaught and Devon Jackson slug it out as Adam Mayhem goes to the outside and throws in many weapons...much to the troops delight.)
Hanks: A Table! The kitchen sink! kendo sticks! Trash cans! A ladder! Chairs! This is gonna be brutal!
(Dreadnaught, noticing the weapons, puts Devon Jackson in the tree of woe. Dreadnaught takes a trash can and hits it over the head of Adam Mayhem!)
FBI: Dreadnaught now...setting up the trash can on Mayhem...Big boot to the skull!
(Dreadnaught then smurks and looks at the troops. He grabs a chair and places it on Devon's face. He then kicks the chair with all his might. After that he places the chair on the ring post. He takes Devon out of the position. He then delivers Snake Eyes on the chair!)
FBi: OH GOD! That was just sick! Snake Eyes on the ring post.
Hanks: Mayhem just nailed him with the chair!
(Devon Jackson climbs back into the ring busted open.)
FBI: Jackson is pouring blood!
(Mayhem and Dreadnaught both look at Jackson and attack him!!!)
Hanks: Jackson is done for!
(Jackson pushes them off.)
FBI: Diamond Cutter on Dread! Jackson now...with left to Mayhem, irish whip! Samoan Drop!!!
Hanks: Jackson has cleared the ring!!!
Troops: "Mr. Everything"! "Mr. Everything"!
(Dreadnaught climbs back into the ring with a stable gun!)
FBI: Oh God! He just stabled Devon's head!
(Dreadnaught says "Get ya rass up!" and slaps Devon in the back of the head. He then stables the back of his head again.)
Hanks: My God! How brutal!
FBI: Wait! There's Mayhem!
(Mayhem delievers a springboard dropkick to the face of Dreadnaught!)
Hanks: What a move by Mayhem!
(Mayhem sets up a table in the corner. But is cut of by Jackson.)
FBI: Jackson now...fists to the face. Adam misses the clothesline...E-V-E! E-V-E!
(Devon stops and gets in a back and forth battle with Dreadnaught.)
Hanks: Exchanging right hands!
(Dread gets the better though and irish whips him on the table.)
FBI: Dread charges at Devon! Devon moves! Spear! Spear through the table!!!
(Devon turns around and gets but into a front forward slam onto the ladder! Devon remains on the ladder.)
FBI: Mayhem slams him on the ladder! Oh God!
Hanks: Mayhem on the apron...Oh no!
FBI: Springboard Flip Senton! Shades of The Phenomenal One with that move! Cover!
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Shoulder up!
Hanks: Jackson gets the shoulder up!
(Adam Mayhem gets nailed with a kendo stick in the back by Dreadnaught! Again! Again!)
FBI: Dreadnaught is punishing Mayhem with that kendo stick! Another shot! And another!
(Dreadnaught signals for the Ganja Drop!)
Hanks: Ganja Drop comin' up! Dread's signaling for it!
(Dreadnaught gets him in the torture rack position and shakes a couple times before delievering it.
FBI: Ganja Drop! Ganja Drop! Ganja Drop to Adam Mayhem! But he can't pin him!
(Dreadnaught pins Mayhem and looks at the referee...who is not counting. Dreadnaught gets up and gets in the ref's face. They begin to argue.)
Hanks: Why isn't he counting! Dread should have won this match!
FBI: Remember...it's a Sadistic Madness Match...you are only allowed to pin an opponent that is bleeding! So in essence, Devon Jackson, right now, is the only man that can be pinned to win this match!
(Devon Jackson gets a barb wire bed and slides it into the ring! He also has a steel chair wrapped with barbed wire!)
Hanks: Turn around, Dread! No! Don't turn around!
FBI: My God! Devon Jackson just nailed Dreadnaught with a barbed wire steel chair! Did you hear that?! That sickenening thud?!
(INSTANT REPLAY)
Hanks: FBI! Look at Dreadnaught! He's like a blood faucet!
FBI: Oh My God! Dreadnaught has been busted open! He is bleeding! Dreadnaught looks dazed! This is a huge advantage for Adam Mayhem! He still cannot be pinned! Devon covers Dreadnaught!
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Kickout!
(Adam breaks it up.)
Hanks: Twist of Fate by Adam Mayhem!
(He then salutes at the troops. He sets up a table. He places Devon Jackson on the table. He sets up a ladder!)
Troops: Yeah!!!!!!!!
FBI: Adam...No! Adam is placing the barbwire bed over the body of Devon Jackson!
(Adam begins to slowly climb the ladder! The troops are going insane!)
Hanks: Mayhem is gonna kill him! He's gonna kill him!
FBI: No! No! No!
(Adam Mayhem delievers a Swanton Bomb!)
FBI: Swanton Bomb! From the top of the ladder! Onto the barbwire! Through the TABLE!!!!!!!!!!! That was absolutely sick!!!
Hanks: Oh My God!
Troops: Holy s**t! HOLY s**t!! HOLY s**t!!!
(INSTANT REPLAY)
(Adam rolls and puts an arm over Jackson.)
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Dreadnaught gets him out!
(Dreadnaught grabs the kitchen sink!)
FBI: Dreadnaught has the kitchen sink!
Hanks: He just nailed Mayhem in the head!!!!!
(Dreadnaught goes to the outside. The camera shows Adam Mayhem busted wide open. Dreadnaught gets a bag.)
FBI: Could this be?
(Dreadnaught pours thousands and thousands of thumbtacks on the ring!!!)
Hanks: Look at all those thumbtacks!
FBI: Mayhem staggers! Dreadnaught has no clue! U-Fall! U-Fall on the barbed wire chair! Head first!
(Devon gets up but Mayhem sees him.)
Hanks: U-Fall on the thumbtacks...no, Devon reverses!
FBI: Devon goes into the ropes, duck under the clothesline, Devon comes around, cobra clutch! No! E-V-E! E-V-E on the thumbtacks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cover!
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Hanks: Damn!
FBI: What a match!
[glow=red,2,300]Here is your winner...DEVON JACKSON!!![/glow]
Troops: That was awesome! (clap 5), That was awesome(clap 5).
WINNER: Devon Jackson
FBI: What a debut for Devon Jackson! What a match! Great effort from all three of these men!