Meltdown 2007 (FN'R)

[Michael Saint]

The following show has been dedicated to the loving memory of Michael "Mike Awesome" Alfonso

Preshow

Jaysin Strife and Matt Sydal vs Teddy Hart and Jack Evans

The match was short and sweet with Sydal's team having the advantage the entire match. The finish came with Jaysin Strife nearly decapitated Teddy Hart with a Shinning Wizard!

Preshow Announcement

Ladies and gentlemen we regret to inform you that Malloy has lost his job in EwC. The newest member of the FN'R Announce Team Mr. John Madden!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Michael Saint]

Meltdown!

(Determined by Mudvayne plays on the PA as EwC and Rampage presents Meltdown Live on Pay Per View!!!!!!!!! We pan around before settling on the ring)

Travis Cook: Introducing First…Hailing from Austin Texas and weighing in at One Hundred and Ninety Eight Pounds, NATHANIEL BROADWAY!

The opening beat to "momma said knock you out" hits the PA. The Audience gives a mixed reaction as the lights begin to dim to a mellow gray. Nathaniel Broadway's half illuminated face appears on the big screen as the words "To submit is the only way to survive" begins to scroll across the screen. The Lyrics "Don't call it a come back" spills out of the PA by the voice of LL Cool J. Nathaniel Broadway steps through the corridor and makes his way towards the ring. He slaps a few hands on the way and as he approached the ring he picks up speed and slides under the bottom rope. He stands up and moves towards a corner where he climbs to the middle rope and raises his right hand in the air with his index finger pointing up to the sky. He hops of the ropes and takes his place waiting for the arrival of his opponent.

Cook: And his Opponent…

White neon lights flicker throughout the arena and a rocked up version of "Men of Harlech" blasts from the arena's PA system.

Cook: Hailing From Wales, he stands six feet and ten inches tall, and weighed in at three hundred and ten pounds…BDC

The crowd boos loudly as the man, the myth, the legend BDC walks from behind the curtain and stands at the top of the ramp. The EWC - Tron shows the Welsh National Flag, and red, white and green pyro shoot high into the air and he then heads toward the ring. He climbs over the top rope and proceeds to climb each turnbuckle one at a time, raising his right arm in the air. He then jumps up and down a little in the centre of the ring and crouches a little, hands on his knees, and waits for the bell to sound.

Caan: These two men will go all out in this hardcore match

Madden: We have the top wrestler in HCW vs. Rampage’s newest star.

Caan: Both men want to prove what there made of in this match.

Madden: The referee is in place and both men are eager to get started.

(The referee signals for the bell and BDC charges across the ring but Broadway slips out of the way sending BDC into the turnbuckle. BDC turns around into some stiff punches from Broadway; BDC pie faces his smaller opponent and pushes him away. Broadway quickly gets back to his feet and charges at BDC but runs into a big boot from BDC who hops onto the second turnbuckle and attempts a leg drop but Broadway rolls out of the way)

Caan: The big man crashes and burns!

Madden: Big men never have much success in the high risk district.

(As BDC tries to shake some feeling back into his leg Broadway slides to the arena floor and begins to rummage under the ring, he pulls out a few chairs and tosses them into the ring and BDC tries in vain to dodge the steel projectiles, Broadway continues to search under the ring he tosses a fire extinguisher a few steel trash cans and two kendo sticks into the ring.)

Caan: What in the world is Broadway looking for?

(Broadway pulls a table out from under the ring and smiles; he then begins to settle down)

Madden: It appears he’s found what he’s looking for!

Caan: And it’s a table

Madden: But I am not sure if he’ll get a chance to use it because BDC is up and he’s coming towards the ropes with that fire extinguisher in hand!

(BDC sprays the extinguisher into the face of Broadway and he slides out onto the floor and rams the fire extinguisher into his stomach! BDC turns around and reaches into the ring to a kendo stick and cracks it over the skull of Broadway causing him two stumble over the barricade and into the crowd. BDC quickly follows him out in the audience)

Madden: This match is quickly breaking down

Caan: The crowd better be careful because BDC is swinging the kendo stick wildly

(Broadway is covering his head trying to avoid being hit in the head but BDC starts hitting him in the back and quickly turning the coloration of his back red. Broadway pulls a chair out from under a fan turns and fires it at the skull of BDC and connects folding the Meltdown commemorative chair over the head of BDC.)

Caan: Good god what a chair shot

Madden: That chair will always remind that fan of a great show, and it will remind BDC of one hell of a concussion!

(Broadway attempts a pin fall)

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Caan: No only a two count

Madden: He almost had him

(Broadway begins to battle back and he has the much larger BDC reeling. He tells one fan to hold up a chair and he rams BDC into the chair)

Caan: Now they are involving the fans!

(Broadway picks the kendo stick BDC used to scar his back and readies to return the favor and snaps the kendo stick across the back of BDC!)

Madden: OH MY GOD I’ve never seen someone splinter a kendo stick like that before

Caan: This is about as hardcore as you can get

Madden: Lets see MNB and Big Evil put on a better hardcore match then this.

(Broadway charges BDC who quickly hip tosses him onto the concrete floor. BDC almost gets into a fight with someone in the crowd but security steps in and takes the fan away)

Caan: BDC is now trying to fight the fans

Madden: That may work on HCW but these Rampage fans won’t take it

(Broadway is now at the barricade using it to help him get to his feet. Once he’s standing he turns and BDC charges at him and hits The Chronosphear breaking through the barricade)

Caan: Oh My god what an impact

Madden: That may have broken Broadway’s back!

(Both men are on the ground, BDC is busted open and Broadway is on the ground favoring his back, BDC slowly gets to his feet and grabs Broadway and makes his way over to where Broadway had the set the table up earlier in the match, he rolls Broadway onto the ring apron and he hops onto it and lifts Broadway up onto his shoulders for an “Awesome Bomb” and sends Broadway crashing through the table)

Caan: An ode to the late great Mike Awesome who passed away not to long ago

(BDC gets into the camera and yells out “It’s never been done better” and makes the pin)

Caan: That bastard is going to win this match

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Cook: You winner, The HCW Heavyweight Champion. BDC

Madden: What a tasteless act

Caan: BDC will never measure up to Mike Awesome

(We fade to backstage where we see Draven pull up in a small bus looking disevled and unkempt before fading back to the ring)

("Dig" by Mudvayne hits the PA as the crowd gives a pretty decent pop. The fans are looking to the enterance ramp, awaiting Maddog's appearance, then suddenly, Maddog begins to walk down the audience isle. Maddog gets to the ring barrier and jumps over it, sliding straight into the ring after. The fans cheer as Maddog is in the ring, awaiting Draven.)

Caan: Maddog has had a pretty decent run here in the EWC. A few lucky breaks going his way.

Madden: Here’s a guy who likes to make a surprise entrance.

(Draven rides out on a classic model Harely Davidson. He smokes a Marlboro as he revs the engine. He steps off the bike and pulls a flask of Jack Daniels out as he walks to the ring. He flips the smoke aside so the can take a swig of his favorite drink. He sets the flask down in the corner and impatiently waits.)

Madden: Here’s a guy who is thirsty.

Caan: Thank you John Madden.

Madden: No problem, thankful guy.

*Ding, Ding*

(The bell sounds as Draven and Maddog lock up. Draven takes the early advantage with a standing drop kick, as Maddog falls to the canvas.)

Caan: Draven showing some athleticism.

(Maddog gets back to his feet, but Draven is already stalking him. Draven runs behind Maddog and leaps into the air, slamming down with a fame-asser, sending Maddog back down to the canvas. Draven then taunts the crowd again as they give a mixed reaction for his efforts.)

Caan: He is making easy work out of Maddog here tonight.

Madden: Here’s a guy who needs to fight harder.

(Draven picks up Maddog, who catches Draven with a suprise elbow to Draven's stomach. Maddog pops back up to his feet and connects with a front dropkick as Draven stumbles back into the corner. The crowd begins to get back into the matchup as they cheer on Maddog. Draven stumbles back towards Maddog, and Maddog hits a hurricanrana take down.)

Caan: Maddog is bringing a comeback.

(Draven gets back to his feet gives a lariat to Maddog out of left field. Maddog hits the canvas hard as Draven capitilizes with a sharpshooter. Maddog tries to fight out of it, and successfully does.)

Madden: Here’s a guy who is trying to make a comeback.

(Draven picks up Maddog and switches behind with a punch to Maddog’s kidney. He sets up Maddog for the HeadHunter, and hits it. Maddog is out as Draven makes the cover. 1,2,3!)

Winner by pinfall... Draven.

(All my friends are dead plays as Blood Streams comes to the ring with Michael Saint.)

(Starfuckers Inc. by Nine Inch Nails plays on the PA as Cameron Hayden and El Chupacabra come to the ring.)

(The bell rings and Blood Streams charges Chupa and Hayden, but they both duck under and when Blood Streams turns around they each get a suplex. Christ and Cameron go into a corner as Chupa and Olypsius are in a corner of their own. Chupa and Cameron try to whip their respective opponents into one another, but Olypsius reverses and Christ is whipped into Chupa clotheslining him. Cameron goes for a clothesline on Olypsius, but is caught into a powerslam. Chupa is up and backdrops Mike Christ into the cage. Olypsius goes to dropkick Chupa, but gets a big time spinebuster for his trouble. Cameron is up and so is Christ and Olypsius. Christ with powerbomb on Chupa as Cameron locks Olypsius in The Contraception! The hold is on tight and Olypsius looks to be fading, but Christ breaks the hold up by kicking Cameron in the face!)

Caan: Good move.

Madden: Now they can't win until the other team is here, but is Olypsius is out he can't compete so that was a smart move.

(A buzzer sounds and "Naveed" by Our Lady Peace hits on the PA as Lance Fiennes and Jason Walker come down to the ring and into this match!)

Caan: Speak of the devil

Madden: Devils you mean.

(Lance and Jason get into the cage surveying the damage already done. Lance with a big boot to Mike Christ and Walker spears Cameron to the mat. Lance and Walker each make a cover 1..2..kickout by both men. Chupa and Olypsius are up. Lance goes for another boot on Christ, but gets a double team flapjack into the cage for his problems. Walker is backed into the corner by Chupa and Cameron before getting lawn darted face first into the cage by the two men. Walker seems to have a new life after getting busted open as he clotheslines down Chupa and Cameron. Walker is setting up and Olypsius turns around into The Lights Out!!!!!! Walker with a cover 1..2..broken up by Mike Christ. Lance comes up behind Christ and connects with The Fiennes-O-Matic! Lance with a cover 1..2..broken up by El Chupacabra. )

Caan: Sort of shocked that Walker and Lance can work together so well.

Madden: Funny what a title can do.

(Lance is going at it with Chupa and Christ as Walker is going at it with Olysius and Cameron. We get a pair of double suplex's when Cameron and Olypsius do it to Walker as Chupa and Christ do it to Lance.)

Caan: More shocking Chupa and Cameron getting along with Blood Streams.

Madden: It is odd indeed.

(Cameron takes down Olysius with a stiff lariat and Christ press slams Chupa into the cage. Lance goes for another Fiennes-O-Matic on Christ, but it is blocked into a roll up 1..2..broken up by Cameron who gets a kick and a suplex from Walker right after. Chupa and Olypsius are both bleeding as each is climbing up opposite corners of the cage to the platforms that are atop them. Olysius and Chupa each leap off a side with crossbodies onto a pair of the people in the ring Olysius connects with Walker and Cameron as Chupa connects with Lance and Christ. Chupa picks up Lance and goes for The Downward Spiral, but Lance reverses into a crucifix roll up 1..2..broken up by a dazed Cameron Hayden. All six men are up and battling Jason Walker as Cameron in a corner a slamming his head repeatedly into an exposed steel buckle. The other four men battle their way out of the ring to the outside of the cage. Blood Streams each get taken down by Chupa and Lance. Lance goes for a Fiennes-O-Matic on Chupa, but gets reversed into The Chupacabra Lock!)

Caan: Its over!

Madden: Chupa will win it here!

(Lance taps out like a drunk man as Walker gets a table and puts it in the ring the ref has no idea what is going on. Chupa releases the hold as Walker sets Cameron on the table before scaling the cage to a platform high above. Walker acts like he is going to jump onto Cameron, but Chupa gets behind Walker climbing the other side of the cage. Cameron gets off the table. Chupa sets up Walker and Downward Spiral off the top of the cage platform through the table!!!!!!! Chupa covers Walker 1..2..3!!!!!!!)

Cook: Here are your winners and NEW EWC WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS CAMERON HAYDEN AND EL CHUPACABRA!!!!!!!!

(Sean Ferguson makes his way to the ring with Max Carter holding the tag title belts and a mic.)

Sean: Now I came here cause I am a bigger man than most, but know one thing The B-Team never lost those belts Pete got hurt.

(cheers)

Sean: But I can't think of any two men that deserve them more than Hayden and Chupa except B-Team.

Max: Be warned somewhere sometime someone from Brawl will come for those titles.

(Max and Sean hand the belts to Cameron and Chupa as Saint gets in the ring along with Blood Streams.)

Cameron: This is great. I have been waiting on this moment for a long time now. I am finally a double champion in this fed and and and...........YOU HAVE ALL BEEN HAD!!!!!!!!!!

(Blood Streams, Chupa, and Cameron all four jump Sean Ferguson as Max Cartner gets held back by Michael Saint. Draven runs down acting like he is going to help out Sean, but lays him out with a Reverse DDT as Saint stands with a smile on his face. Saint runs off Cartner before getting a mic.)

Saint: You all believed it. You all fell for it! You are all a bunch of fucking morons and hicks!

(booing)

Saint: You see I have been sitting back idly for way too long. I have seen all the factions of this place fail miserably. Brotherhood is shit and that hack meat watered down version of FORCE was a failure. I am tired of watching it. I am tired of doing nothing. At first I did not know what to do, but when Chupacabra came into EwC I saw my plan take shape. He presented me with a little idea and I jumped for it. Then when Draven came back to this federation I made my mind up.

(booing)

Saint: It is time that a group was formed with the goal of running over the competition. Ladies and gentlmen I give to you the New and Improved Impact Players! This was just the beginning. Lance Fiennes, Jason Walker, and Sean Ferguson were the first of our casualties.

(Saint throws the mic down as a stunned crowd stares on in awe and we fade to a backage for the US Title match.)

[Michael Saint]

Cook: The winner of the following match will earn a Tag Title shot with his partner redeemable anytime in March!

(The lights dim. The trumpeting music made famous from old Godzilla movies plays over the PA system as short glimpse of the creature Godzilla appear on the titanTron. As the music reaches its climax, a roar can be heard and the following words appear on the titanTron)

"JAMAICAN MONSTER"

(There's a quick flash of pyro. The lights go out completely save for the bright spot light shining under the stage up towards the roof. There is fog completely covering the stage. Music that sounds like "THIS FIRE BURNS" by KILLSWITCH ENGAGE , however it is heavily distorted electric guitars, begins to play. It pauses.)

PA: GET DA RASS UP!

(There's another shot of pyro. A figure appears in the midst of the fog and
bright spot light)

PA: DREAD MON, FEE HIM AH SAY GET DA RASS UP!

(The music continues and the house lights come back on. Dreadnaught walks out from the fog and stands on the stage)

Cook: Standing seven feet, four and one half inches. He weighed in today at 300 pounds from Miami, Florida…”The Jamaican Monster” ALEXANDER DREADNAUGHT

(Dreadnaught walks down the ramp to the ring and slides under the bottom rope and taunts the crowd)

Cook: And His Opponent!

(“For Those About To Rock” By AC/DC begins to play through out the arena)

Cook: From Compton, California standing six feet and one inch tall, weighing in at one hundred and seventy four pounds….MURPHY JONES

(Murphy Jones passes through the curtain, with a bottle of water, as his entrance music plays. The whole arena goes black, so nobody sees Murphy Jones walk out to the top of the ramp. All at once, the spotlight goes on Murphy, and he runs to the ring as fast as he can. Behind Murphy, Pyro's go off, in a line that he's running in, about as fast as he runs. When he gets to the ring, he leaps into it, face first through the bottom rope, and roles into the ring. Sparks then fly on each of the corner post in the ring, as Murphy stands to his feet, spraying water into the air, like HHH, and throwing the water into the crowd.)

(Dreadnaught jump starts he match and sneaks up behind Murphy Jones and gives him a release dragon suplex)
Caan: Dreadnaught wasting little time

Madden: He obviously knows what’s at stake, remember he and Ebon never lost the tag team titles, Dreadnaught was stripped of the belt!

Caan: It certainly appears he wants it back

(Murphy Jones begins to stand back up and Dread goes for a scissor kick but Jones dodges it. Dread turns around and walks into a dropsault from Jones! Dread seems to have caught it in the jaw and is making sure everything is aligned correct. Jones is standing on the apron waiting to sling shot himself into the ring once Dread gets to his feet.)

Caan: What is Jones planning here!

Madden: That’s what I love about these young wrestlers you never know what they have in there arsenals.

(Dread makes his way to his feet and realizes that he is in a match and there is an opponent somewhere in the ring, he looks around for him and he finds Murphy Jones flying towards him and gets caught with the West Coast Pop, Jones hooks the leg)

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Caan: Your going to need to do more to put Dreadnaught away

Madden: Dreadnaught has held championship gold here in the EWC on five separate occasions.

(Murphy Jones gets up quickly and delivers and elbow to the prone lower back of Dreadnaught. He quickly applies a single leg crab wrenching at the right knee and lower back of Dreadnaught who uses his incredible body length to reach out and grab the ropes)

Caan: That’s one of the advantages of being seven four, no matter where you are in the ring your always near the ropes for a rope break.

Madden: He is seven feet tall plus four and a half inches

Caan: Didn’t I just say that?

Madden: You left out the half inch

Caan: Get a life and call the match.

(Jones releases the hold and Dreadnaught makes his way to his feet. Murphy Jones hits him with a jumping double axe handle but only manages to hit Dread in the chest. Dreadnaught quickly puts a knee squarely into the stomach of Murphy Jones. He then begins to club the back of Jones. Dread steps away and delivers a Jumangi Kick sending Jones toppling over the top rope. Dreadnaught begins to talk to the referee and blocking the view of Murphy Jones when Jason Burgess comes out from under the ring with a chair and slams it onto the head of Murphy Jones.)

Caan: Jason Burgess just cleaned out Murphy Jones memory of his first few weeks in EWC.

Madden: Looks who’s making his way down to the ring

(As Jason Burgess admires his work he realizes Salty Jones is running down the ramp and is in pursuit of Jason Burgess who hops the barricade and runs away followed by Salty Jones)

Caan: Murphy Jones’s tag partner has chased away Alexander Dreadnaught’s!

Madden: Bur know Dreadnaught can scrape Murphy Jones of the mat and put him in ring for the pin!

(Dreadnaught rolls under the bottom rope and grabs Murphy Jones and puts him back in the ring. Dreadnaught signals for the end and sets Jones unto his shoulders and delivers The Ganja Drop and then pins him)

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Caan: An emphatic finish from Alexander Dreadnaught

Madden: I’ve got a feeling Sexy Salt will look for retribution come Friday night

(Open up backstage where we see Cameron Hayden)

Cameron: One title down and one to go. Jay Reynolds your a$$ is next my boy.

(The lights go out as a orange coma line appears on the EWC-Tron. The line shows a couple of valleys as the line continue to shift across the screen. Finally a loud beep is heard over the PA as orange pyros explode at the top of the entrance ramp. Shook Ones Pt. II by Mob Deep hits the PA as Jason Burgess walks down the entrance ramp as the crowds reaction goes through the roof. Jason walks down the entrance ramp, slapping the hands of the EWC fans. Jason stops in front of the ring apron and looks at the ring announcer. The ring announcer starts to introduce Jason, but Jason slides into the ring quickly and walks straight up to the ring announcer and snatches the microphone out of his hand.)

(The lights dim out again as his entrance music fades out. Jason holds a microphone in his hand as a spot light is shined on him from the rafters. Jason starts to introduce himself.)

Jason: Hailing from the great city of Chicago, IL... weighing in at two hundred and thirty five pounds... standing in at six feet and four inches... I am "the Prophecy" Jason Burgess!

(The crowd cheer again as Jason poses on the middle turnbuckle to the crowd. He brings the microphone to his mouth again.)

Jason: BURGESS!

(Jason hops off the turnbuckle and chucks the microphone back at the ring announcer and tells him to leave the ring as Jason awaits his opponent.)

Cook: Introducing next…his opponent. He is the X-Division champion…BLADE!

(The lights in the arena dim and change to a dark red color, blood begins to ooze from several water machines which are placed on the ramp way, which signal the arrival of Blade. The crowd go quiet as the blood oozes, all of a sudden the lights go out and the cameras focus on the entrance way. Ten seconds go by and then BOOM, pyro explodes and Blades entrance music begins to play. The EWC lights flicker on and off, as “Broken” by 12 Stones plays to the crowd. Camera flashes go off all over the arena as Blade comes from behind the curtain. Blade walk calmly down the ramp and raises his arms in a victory pose as the crowd boos him. His cheeky grin can be seen from miles away as he is covered in camera flashes. He slowly climbs up the metal ring steps and enters the ring; he makes his way up to the closest turn buckle and once again poses for the crowd. After 10 seconds he jumps down to the mat floor and poses for the opposite side. Pyro goes off from the ceiling of the arena; red fireworks go around in a circular motion as Blade shows off his muscles. He turns to face the side with the main EWC cameras and poses for one final time as the ring lights shine down on the ring. Blade takes off his clothing accessories and awaits the bell.)

Caan: Two of the most decorated wrestlers in the history of Extreme Wrestling Championships lock horns in a battle for the X-Division championship!

Madden: It should be one hell of a battle

(The bell sounds and the two men circle before they finally lock up. It is clearly a stalemate, Burgess peaks and see’s the referee out of position and knees Blade in the groin and forces his opponent into a corner. He climbs to the second turnbuckle to rain down punches but an angry Blade lifts him off the turnbuckle for a thunderous spinebuster.)

Caan: Eat your heart out Arn Anderson.

(Blade scales to the top rope and attempts a shooting star press but Jason Burgess rolled out of the way and Blade splattered across the canvas)

Caan: Not often do we see Blade go high risk

Madden: He obviously understands Jason Burgess is a risk to his prized belt and is trying to pull out all of the stops!

(Burgess locks on the Chi-Town stretch onto Blade who writhes in pain and starts to crawl towards the turnbuckles.)

Caan: Burgess looking for the quick finish

Madden: Blade being the powerhouse that he is, is dragging Burgess and himself towards the bottom rope

(Blade reaches out and has the rope within inches of his grasp when Burgess releases the hold and delivers an elbow to the neck/back of the head area of Blade. Burgess drags Blade away from the ropes and climbs the turnbuckle; he drops down and delivers a swan dive head butt to Blade. He goes for the pin)

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Caan: We almost had a new X-Division champion right there

(Burgess starts to bring Blade to his feet delivering a few knees to the head on the way up, Blade starts to take the knees and is showing little affect from them. Jason Burgess realizes what is about two come and puts his hands down, Blade then gives him a neck breaker)

Caan: What did we just see there?

Madden: Jason Burgess realized there’d be know stopping Blade and took the shot!

(As Blade walked over two Burgess, BURGESS GOT HIM IN A SMALL PACKAGE)

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Caan: Burgess had that planned all along!

(Blade starts to get up and gets the Chicago Neck Tie from Jason Burgess. Burgess again continues to work and lifts Blade back to his feet but Blade delivers an openhanded uppercut to the throat of Jason Burgess and immediately sets him up for a Death Valley Driver and he hits it!)

Caan: Sickening impact on that DVD from Blade!

(Blade takes a knee in an effort to regain himself and Jason Burgess begins to stir and grabs his neck. Blade grabs Burgess’s foot and drags him closer two the corner and signals for the end. He puts Burgess over his shoulder and climbs to the second turnbuckle and sits on the top. He calls for the Death Wish!)

Caan: Oh my god he’s going to give him the Death Wish from the second turnbuckle

Madden: Blade’s going to do it he’s going to retain the X-Division title!

(Blade begins to stand up for the Death Wish but Jason Burgess fires a few knee’s to the head of Blade causing him to sit back down and let Burgess wriggle free. Burgess gets back to the canvas and jumps back and gives Blade a Pele’ Kick! Blade manages to keep himself from plummeting to the floor but Burgess is now climbing the opposite corner, he catwalks the top rope over to Blade and gives him a Hurrancanrana to the floor below!)

Caan: OH MY GOD

Madden: That will make the highlight video!

(Burgess rolls Blade into the ring and gives him a standing Shooting Star Press! He pins him)

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Caan: OH MY GOD!

Madden: He did it he’s won the X-Division Championship!

Cook: Your winner and NEW X-Division Champion…JASON BURGESS!

(Burgess is handled the title and begins to celebrate, he climbs the turnbuckle and berates the crowd while showing them his title. Blade makes his way to his feet and stands in the ring. Burgess jumps back to the canvas and is confronted by Blade. Burgess chuckles and slaps Blade across the face and runs away with Blade in pursuit)

[Michael Saint]

The lights flicker and lower to a growling haze and smoke bellows into the entrance and a single blue spotlight dances across the crowd. The suddenly begin to bleed with a deep melodic beat that sways the crowd to their feet, only to be welcomed by the sight of a figure standing in the midst of the shadows. The figure moves through the shadows towards the ring as "King of Kings" dictate the demeanor of the people, and the blue spotlight crosses him front of him various times just missing the opportunity of illuminate his identity. He slides into the ring and walks to the middle just as the searchlights make it to him and with a single clenched fist high in the air brings the lights to full capacity and a flurry of firework from the turnbuckles...giving the world a full view of...

Violator

“Dead Like Me” by Nothingface hits and Brutality comes out from behind the curtain wearing a leather jacket. He slaps the hands of some fans, but generally ignores them as he takes his jacket off and leaves it on the arena floor as he slides under the bottom rope


After the music hits Nathan Doe slowly walks to the ring, eyes fixated on the ring. After sliding under the ropes he lleans into the corner.

(The bell rings and Tommy and Nathan go at it as Violator leaves the ring. Violator graps the ladder and slides it in as his two opponents are busy beating on one another. Violator sets it up and starts to climb, but he does not get far before he is pulled down by Tommy Victor. Tommy and Violator have a face off before Nathan clubs Tommy in the back knocking him down. Nathan extends his hand to Violator who decks him in the face. Violator picks up Nathan setting up for The Edge of Destiny, but Nathan is able to wiggle out into a tornado DDT. Tommy is up and nails Nathan with a DDT of his own. Violator is up himself and kicks Tommy in the face. )

Caan: I am shocked John Madden.

Madden: I am not shocked I am a genius. I knew this would be a great match. It has all the things you need for it.

Caan: That is true.

(Violator once again grabs the ladder setting it up under the title belt. Violator is about half way up the ladder when it gets tipped over by Nathan Doe sending Violator throat first onto the barbwire! )

Caan: Good lord.

Madden: Violator is out of the one now. He is lucky if he lives that could slit his throat. That would mean he could not breathe and that would be a bad thing you see. You have to breathe to live.

( Tommy is up and Nathan runs over with a Thez Press taking him down. Nathan mounts and punches on his former long time friend with an intense look on his face. Nathan continues to punch on Tommy as the ref is trying to pull him off to no avail. The end only comes when a bloody Violator somehow kicks Nathan in the back of the head. Violator scoops up Nathan and slams him over the barbwire to the outside. Tommy stands up and gets taken down with a stiff clothesline by Violator. Violator grabs the head of Tommy Victor and takes him over to the barbwire before starting to dig his head into it. Tommy is bleeding as well as Nathan gets to his feet on the outside. )

Madden: That look on his face. Nathan has a plan.

Caan: This will be bad.

(Nathan gets a running start before leaping from the floor to the apron dropkicking Tommy in the face while Violator holds him.)

Caan: I knew it!

Madden: Now you see that is a dropkick. That is when you jump in the air and kick someone on the way down with your feet. And if you are having problems with athletes foot you need BOOM tough actin tinactin.

(Nathan gets a second ladder from under the ring. Violator and Nathan are each climbing up a ladder and when they get to the top a slugfest starts. Violator and Nathan are throwing hard punches and it looks like Violator has the advantage. Violator rocks Nathan causing him to losing balance as Tommy Victor is climbing up on the other side of Violator's ladder. Tommy stops Violator from grabbing the title belt and now they are going at it on the ladders. Nathan is back up his ladder and is trying to tip over the ladder of the other two men. Tommy and Violator tip the ladder of Nathan over as Nathan does the same to theirs causing all three men to hit the concrete floor with a thud.)

Caan: And that is why we need mats on the floor.

Madden: And hey if you are looking for great mats you should head on down to your local Ace Hardware store.

( A second ref is down and none of the three participants are moving an inch. They call for the bell. )

Blaze: This match has been ruled a no contest.

Caan: You know what?

Madden: What?

Caan: EwC is going to have high emergency room bills after tonight.

Madden: At least they won't have problems with athletes foot, because they all use BOOM tough actin tinactin.

(Fade to a package for the World Title Match between Jay Reynolds and Cameron Hayden.)

To Be Loved' by Papa Roach hits the PA system as the arena darkens and purple lights scan the arena. Jay Reynolds jogs out onto the stage and as the song stops singing, the music starts of quiet and it builds up as Jay does his extreme taunt and as the song explodes back into the singing Jay flings his arms like he would before a Swanton bomb and the pyro explodes on the stage.

Announcer: Making his way to the ring, weighing two hundred and twenty six pounds, from Cameron, North Carolina, he is the EwC United States champion, being accompanied by Kayden Hernandez, Jay Reynolds!

Jay jogs down the ramp as Kayden Hernandez walks down behind him and Jay then slides into the ring, he jumps onto the turnbuckle with his legs crossed and again has his arms out, he jogs over to the opposite turnbuckle and does his extreme gun taunt again as Kayden gets in the ring and then Jay holds up his hands. Kayden and Jay then begin to mock the crowd.

The lights go out and cameron stands in the entrance way, a purple strobe light flashes and smoke pours out, the music starts up, and a white spotlight is on Cameron Hayden and Michael Saint. They walk to the ring with his eyes laser focused on the ring. he hops up onto the ring apron, and pulss himself over the top rope, and the hops onto the middle rope and raises his arms above his head, and then points to himself, before hopping off and standing in the middle of the ring.


(The bell rings as the two men stand facing one another in the center of the ring. Cameron slap the face of Jay who just smile. Jay rears back and goes to punch Cameron who blocks and connects with a punch of his own. Cameron with a second. A third. He goes for a forth, but Jay ducks under and when Cameron turns around he gets a dropkick from Jay. Jay goes to the apron and springs back in with a leg drop. Jay picks up Cameron and slams him to the mat hard. Jay off the ropes and he comes back with a running front flipping senton splash. Jay goes up top and leaps off, but Cameron rolls out of the way and Jay lands on his feet. Cameron is up and Jay sends him to the outside. Cameron gets his whits about him going over to talk to Michael Saint. Jay acts like he is going to go over, but Saint gets in his way signaling for a time out. Saint talks to Cameron as Jay looks on confused.)

Caan: Cameron their is no time outs in wrestling.

Madden: Hey you do not know Caan. He might have athletes foot problems in which case he needs BOOM

Caan: If you say that one more time I will slap you as hard as I can.

Madden: Tough actin tinactin!

Caan: I hate you I miss Malloy.

(Cameron walks away from Saint and gets back in the ring, but is once again sent to the outside by Jay. Jay hits the ropes and comes back with a no hands front flip over the top rope on Cameron, but Cameron gets out of the way and Jay hits the concrete hard. Cameron taunts Jay who is getting up slowly. Jay gets to his feet and Cameron goes for a scoop slam, but Jay gets out and slaps Cameron in the face.)

Caan: Damn

Madden: He got bitch slapped.

(Cameron has a angry look on his face as he tackles Jay to the ground and starts to lay into him with hard punches to the face. Cameron off of Jay and Jay gets up. Cameron with a clothesline on Jay. Cameron picks up Jay and sets up for a piledriver on the concrete, but Jay is able to backdrop his way out of the move.)

Madden: That was smart.

Caan: Yeah cause his career would be over if Cameron connected with that one.

(Jay picks up Cameron and throws him back into the ring. Jay goes up top and comes off with a big splash, but once again Cameron rolls out of the way. Cameron picks up Jay and takes him down with a big time brainbuster! Cameron up top and he gets crotched by Jay! Jay sets up for a superplex, but Cameron throws him off. Jay lands on his feet and when Cameron comes off the top rope he is caught into a J-Connection!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jay covers Cameron, but the ref is not counting!)

Caan: Jay you can't win by pin-fall you have to throw him off the scaffoulding!

Madden: If he could pin him we would have a new World Champion.

Caan: No doubt in my mind.

(Jay picks up Cameron and deposits him out of the ring. From the back runs in Blood Streams, Eric Draven, and El Chupacabra with an attack on Jay. It does not last long cause Dreadnaught and Jason Burgess run in to make the save! A battle ensues between The New Impact Players and The Brotherhood. Cameron and Jay start to climb the scaffoulding and the ring is set ablaze! Burgess is having a fist fight with El Chupacabra and has the advantage. Jason goes for a haymaker, but Chupa ducks under and when Jason turns around he gets a Double Superkick from Chupa and Michael Saint!)

Madden: Can you feel the brotherly love?

Caan: No, but I am sure that Jason feels it right about now.

(Dreadnaught is battling Draven, but the odds get the best of him when Blood Streams get involved. Cameron and Jay are up top battling and we see a masked man climbing up the scaffoulding getting behind Jay. Jay has Cameron tangling above the ring, but Cameron rakes his eyes! Jay turns around and gets a big boot to the face from the masked man. The man takes off the mask to reveal that it is.......JOEY ORSOME!!!!!!!!)

Caan: What is he doing here?

Madden: Fuck if I know.

(Jay is up slowly and is able to dropkick Orsome to get him away, but when Jay turns his attention to Cameron he is picked up and scoop slammed down to the firey mat below!)

Blaze: Here is your winner and STILL WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION CAMERON HAYDEN!!!!!!!!!!!

(The camera is fixed on the top of the scaffoulding where we see Joey Orsome raising the hand of Cameron Hayden and we fade out on the scene.)