StrangleMania 5

[President Mac]

"All the world's a stage,
And all the men and women merely players.
They have their exits and their entrances,
And one man in his time plays many parts,
His acts being seven ages."

William Shakespeare

(“Pain” by Three Days Grace is heard as a video package depicting the EWC superstars that are involved in the EWC Stranglemania 5 PPV airs for the first time on national television. When it ends, we see a large TV monitor with the EWC logo, a table with a cover reading “Stranglemania 5”, and the one and only FBI standing behind it. He is dressed in a black suit, and is pumped up for the PPV.)

“Hi, I’m FBI, and welcome to Stranglemania 5 – The Build Up.

Now I know that there are millions of you out there losing sleep at night because I have been replaced by Mystery Man as the co – announcer, but hey – I am here now – so there is some light at the end of the tunnel.

So without further ado, let’s begin the show with a bang!

First up we have two men who are returning to the ring after a lengthy leave of absence. In one corner we have “The Madman” Ebon, and in the other, a member of The Impact Players, Eddie Mendez.

(A video package plays and it shows Michael Saint informing Ebon that he will be in action at Stranglemania against Eddie Mendez. He then shouts, “You will be in a Crazy Train Match against a returning Impact Player”.

“Long Train Running” by the Doobie Brothers plays as the video package shows clips of Ebon’s past accomplishments and championships, and then then mirrors it with Mendez’s. It shows previous Crazy Train Matches and shows the aftermath and damage that it does to the body. It finishes with Ebon and Mendez each celebrating and it freezes with them staring straight at each other.)

“What a build up! To those who don’t understand what a Crazy Train Match is – well, prepare to be blown right out of your socks!

Both men begin the match inside of a speeding locomotive, which moves from city to city, and eventually arrives at the city that is hosting the PPV, so in this case, Los Angeles California. You can pin your opponent or make him tap out as many times as you wish before the train arrives at it’s final destination – or you can literally THROW YOUR OPPONENT OFF THE TRAIN TO CLAIM YOUR WIN!!!!!

Needless to say, neither one of these men will be the same after the match. I haven’t got a clue what’s going to happen, but no matter who wins or loses – there’s going to be a train wreck tonight!

Ok, next up is the cross brand match between Darius Miles and Nick Logan – and it is a brutal Dumpster Match![/color]

(A video package plays and shows Miles and Logan verbally laying into each other on their respective shows. It shows them beating down their opponents, then shows a dump truck in the middle, Miles on the left and Logan on the right)

“Harsh words form both men there, and they are fighting for the reputation of their brands, and to prove that they are ready to start making a step up towards championship gold.

This one will be a closely fought match. Will Darius Miles just have a little too much experience for Nick Logan? Will Logan prove to the World that he’s ready for the big time? I expect big things from both men in 2007! I’ll be right back, after this!”

Commercial for Playstation 3

Commercial for the 300

Commercial for Play.com

Commercial for the new “EWC Meltdown PPV” DVD

“Welcome back to Stranglemania 5 – The Build Up!

Ok, so we’ve talked about Crazy Train Matches and Dumpster Matches, so let’s move on to our first title match of the evening.

In one corner we have Tommy Victor, in another we have Violator, and in YET another we have the champion Nathan Doe. All three men are going to battle it out in a straight up triple Threat Match, and it will be for the United States Championship!”

(“Sinner” by Drowning Pool plays in the video package, and it shows the three men having brutal matches on Rampage. It shows them screaming into the mic, telling the others exactly what they are going to do at Stranglemania, and it shows all three men hitting their finishing their finishers at the same time)

“Exciting stuff! Who will walk out of Stranglemania as the champ? Does Nathan Doe have what it takes to retain his title? Well, I certainly think so – but hey, what do I know? All I will say though is that this is going to be one hell of a match, and I for one can’t wait!

Now, I’ve shown you the first Rampage title match build up of the evening, so let’s move on to see what the Brawl guys have to say about that in our second Triple Threat title match of the night, and it’s between The Beast, Mr. X and the North American Champion – Tommy Aero”

(“Beautiful People” by Marilyn Manson plays on the video package and it shows Max Carter declaring the people who would be involved in the match at Stranglemania. It then shows all three men really start raising their game and shows them giving their promos)

“Well, this one promises to be a Slobberknocker – sorry JR – and I have a feeling that this match is going to surprise a hell of a lot of people! All three men have raised their game to a whole new level, and don’t be surprised if these young upstarts steal the spotlight from quite a few of the upper echelon here in the EWC.

Who do I predict to walk away with the title – well wouldn’t you like to know, but one thing is for definite – ALL THREE of these men will get the push that they deserve after Stranglemania!

Continuing with our Brawl theme – up next we have the No Holds Barred International Championship match between the champ Joey Orsome and one of the newest names on Monday Night Brawl, Jay Reynolds.

(“The Blister Exists” by Slipknot booms from the video package and it shows Jay Reynolds making his Brawl debut, and shows him constantly beating down Orsome from behind. It shows Jay having the advantage over and over again, and shows Orsome losing his temper and telling Reynolds that he will have his revenge at Stranglemania)

“I haven’t seen such hate between two people since I divorced my ex – wife, but that's not important right now - this match should be off the hook!

Jay Reynolds has used sneaky guerrilla tactics since joining Brawl, but they sure have been damned effective! Orsome has continued winning match after match, but has found himself on some major beat downs after his win.

Reynolds is going into the match with the momentum, but I have a feeling that will all go out of the window once Orsome finally gets his hands around Reynolds neck, and he’s gonna want to squeeze the life out of him for everything he’s done.”

Commercial for “Just for Men hair dye”

Commercial for the Ryan Reynolds Fan Club

Commercial for Monday Night Brawl

Commercial for Friday Night Rampage

“Welcome back. Ok, so imagine the most insane match that you could, and then multiply it by ten – because that is what Sean Ferguson, our Hardcore Champion has come up with.

He likes to call it a “Rescue Assignment Match”, and it goes a little something like this.

The Hardcore title is hidden inside a car. There are three cars set up like an accident scene, and the only way to get to the title is to find the right car, find where its hidden, using rescue tools. The cars, the tools, anything inside the cars are up for grabs. And the first wrestler to hold the title in both hands is the Hardcore Champion.

Now we ALL know the hatred that is evident between both Sean Ferguson and Tim Rothman, but put them both in a match like this … and well, I don’t think that the EWC will EVER be the same again!”

(“Chasing Cars” by Snow Patrol plays in the video package, and it shows the Pete’s involved in a horrific fire, and shows Sean Ferguson distraught with worry. It then show’s Tim Rothman beating Ferguson down and admitting that he was the one that caused the fire. It shows them both beating the living crap out of each other, and then Ferguson telling the world what kind of match they’d be having at Stranglemania)

“Sean “The Man” Ferguson Vs his arch nemesis, Tim “Raiju” Rothman, for the Hardcore title! This match is going to be off the chain, and neither man will be the same when it’s all said and done. I don’t know who’ll win, but I have a feeling that both men will be leaving on a stretcher!

On to the X – Division title match between the champion Jason Burgess and the challenger Draven.

Ok, there has been a lot of bad blood between Jason Burgess and, well everyone as of late, but that doesn’t take away from the fact that he is an awesome competitor. So here’s the low-down of what has been happening in the build up to their match at Stranglemania.”

(“Fall Into Sleep” by Mudvayne plays in the video package and it shows Burgess winning the X – Division title from Blade, and also shows Draven becoming an Impact Player and becoming more aggressive. It shows both men involved in a brutal verbal battle, and then the screen goes black and white, with the X – Division title in the centre of the screen, Burgess on the left and Draven on the right)

“Intense stuff there! I know one thing – someone is in for a beating!

Stranglemania is one of the biggest PPV’s of the year, and we are blessed to have such a healthy and talented roster. Our superstars give their all, night in and night out, and the entire locker room have requested that we dedicate this next segment to some of the people that regrettably aren’t with us anymore.”

(“Here Without You” by 3 Doors Down plays in the video segment, and it shows the late Memphis Reigns and Ace Heart do their thing. It shows the crowd going wild each time that they are in the ring, and shows the bond that they used to share with the EWC locker room. It shows them happy and performing to the best of their ability, just as they always used to do. Comments from President Mac, Shadow Man, Mystery Man and numerous other EWC legends show over as the music plays on, and it ends with a screen shot of both men smiling and celebrating.)

“Rest in peace Memphis Reigns and Ace Heart. We miss you both.”

Commercial for “Music of the EWC”

Commercial for EWC Shopzone

Commercial for Smallville Series 6 – soon coming to DVD

“Ok, so we’ve talked about the repercussions that some of the matches at Stranglemania may have for some of the individuals involved, but the next match may just be the one that has the most effect for the winner.

8 Superstars. 1 Briefcase. 1 Contract that gives a GUARENTEED World Title shot, WHENEVER they want it. Throw in a few million ladders, and get ready for a war.”

(“Animals” by Nickleback plays on the video segment and it shows President Mac declare the 8 superstars that will be involved in the Money in the Bank Ladder match at Stranglemania 5. It shows Alexander Dreadnaught, Blade, Murphy Jones, the Anarchist, Angel, Nick Sickk, Jay Cee, and BDC give their thoughts and opinions on the matter, and shows their recent battles on their respective shows. It ends with the Ladder match on last week’s Rampage, and shows all eight superstars battling it out in the middle of the ring.)

“This match means so much to each of the superstars involved, but only one can walk away with the briefcase. Who will it be? Who has what it takes to climb the ladder to success – well, there’s only way to find out, and that’s by tuning into the PPV!

Next up is the Branded 10 Man MNB Vs FN’R Tag Team Match.”

(“Radio Video” by System of a Down plays, and it shows Max Carter naming the 5 superstars that will be representing Brawl - Lance Fiennes, Jason Walker, Phillip Rocca, Hopper Rose, and Snoop Jackson.

It then shows Michael Saint declaring the 5 superstars that will be representing Rampage - Olypsius, Nathaniel Broadway, Maddog, Victor Hades, and Serial Killer.

Both GM’s tell their chosen troops that they had better not lose at Stranglemania and that there will be severe repercussions if they do.)

Just when you thought it was safe to come out of the woods – the EWC throws a match as huge as this at you! I don’t know which team will seal the win, but I feel sorry for the losing side!

Now for the first of our joint Main Events for Stranglemania”

(“It’s A Fight” by Three Six Mafia plays and it shows Shadow Man joining the Rampage roster and it shows the reaction that the news has on the World Heavyweight Champion, Cameron Hayden. It shows the verbal assault between them, and shows them having some hellacious battles over the last few weeks. It shows FORCE Vs the Impact Players, and shows the war that has been going on. It ends with Shadow Man and Cameron Hayden staring at each other with hatred.)

“Two men that hate each other – one title that means more to them than life itself – two massive egos colliding, and it’s going to a be in a brutal 2/3 Pin Falls Match with the following stipulations.

The first fall will be a straight up, No DQ match.

The second will be a Submission Match.

And, should it be needed, the final fall will be a Texas Death Match.

All of this for the World Heavyweight Championship, defended by the evil yet extremely talented Cameron Hayden against the challenger, the legendary Shadow Man

Ok, so a No DQ match – that’s self explanatory, as is the Submission match. The no DQ scenario suits Shadow Man the most due to his Hardcore background, and the Submission match suits Cameron Hayden due to his technical ability. The Texas Death Match, should it be needed, is basically a match where the loser is unable to meet a 20 count by the ref.

Imagine the amount of punishment needed to make sure that your opponent is unable to get his feet when he’s got a 20 count to play with.

I don’t know what to expect from this one – I really don’t. All I know is that it’s going to be the most brutal thing that we are ever likely to see between Hayden and Shadow Man, and I for one can’t wait!!!!

Last but by no means least, we have the second of our joint Main events at Stranglemania”

(“Best of you” by the Foo Fighters plays, and it shows a far more aggressive Jesse Nunez take the fight to the champion, Moses Lake. It shows Jesse try all kinds of sneak attacks, but Lake always seems to slightly get the edge on him. It culminates with Lake damaging Nunez’s leg, and both men lying battered and bruised on the mat.)

“Jesse Nunez has shown a wicked side to him since joining Brawl, and he has MORE than earned himself a shot at the EWC Heavyweight title. Moses Lake is an amazing champion, and has fought off all challenges so far, but does he have what it takes to fend off the young and hungry Nunez?

To make matters a little more interesting, Max Carter has made this match a triple Cage Match, and may the Lord have mercy on their souls! Bones WILL be broken, souls WILL be consumed, and dreams WILL be shattered for one man when the smoke has cleared and all is said and done.

All in all folks, we are in for one HELL of a PPV, and I for one can’t wait!

Thanks for watching.

I’m FBI, good night!”

[President Mac]

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StrangleMania 5 Comprehensive Results - 03/30/07
los Angeles, CA

EwC StrangleMania 5 Opener:

StrangleMania opened up with a video package looking at the fueds that have been building up for tonight’s event, as well as a look back over the matches of all those trying to become the next EwC & World Heavyweight Champions. The fireworks then went off in the arena as StrangleMania is here. Derrick Wade and Max Carter welcomed us to the show, before we go over to Mystery Man and Colin Hanks

MAX: Fuck you Wade

WADE: Fuck you Carter

MAX: Hanks...over to you

HANKS: Well here we are, the biggest show of the year. As always I am Colin Hanks and next to me is the legend himself...Hall of Famer...Mystery Man

MM: Thanks Colin, it's great to be here brother

HANKS: Well look who else is here...Ladies and Gents...it's THREE DAYS GRACE

MM: Again? I mean...AWESOME!

THREE DAYS GRACE was then invited out to the stage where they played this years theme song: “PAIN”

We are glad to be back and being able to perform for StrangleMania!!! Wooo!!!!
Ahhhhhhhh……
Pain, without love
Pain, I can't get enough
Pain, I like it rough
'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all

You're sick of feeling numb
You're not the only one
I'll take you by the hand
And I'll show you a world that you can understand
This life is filled with hurt
When happiness doesn't work
Trust me and take my hand
When the lights go out you will understand

Pain, without love
Pain, I can't get enough
Pain, I like it rough
'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all
Pain, without love
Pain, I can't get enough
Pain, I like it rough
'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all

Anger and agony
Are better than misery
Trust me I've got a plan
When the lights go off you will understand

Pain, without love
Pain, I can't get enough
Pain, I like it rough
'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all
Pain, without love
Pain, I can't get enough
Pain, I like it rough
'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing
Rather feel pain

I know (I know I know I know I know)
That you're wounded
You know (You know you know you know you know)
That I'm here to save you
You know (You know you know you know you know)
I'm always here for you
I know (I know I know I know I know)
That you'll thank me later

Pain, without love
Pain, can't get enough
Pain, I like it rough
'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all
Pain, without love
Pain, I can't get enough
Pain, I like it rough
'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all
Pain, without love
Pain, I can't get enough
Pain, I like it rough
'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all
Rather feel pain than nothing at all
Rather feel pain

HANKS: Well that was some show…

The Lights Go dim and red, white and blue strobe lights begin flashng. The words 'Former EWC World Champion, Former EWC Hardcore Champion, EWC Hall Of Famer, Former Presidential Candidate, and all around great guy' flash across the screen.

"Theme From Patton" plays over the P.A. And a small band of monkeys emerge from the backstage. The monkeys are wearing Shriners hats and have paper wings stapled to their backs. They resemble the monkeys from Wizard of Oz. The monkeys roll out a red carpet and line up along side. The monkeys blow on trumpets and look towards the entrance.

A man walks out from the entranceway.He is dressed in Shabby clothes that look as though they haven't been washed in weeks. The man is none other than former Academy Award nominee, former vice presidential candidate, former SWA commentator and current homeless bum, Tom Berenger. Tom comes to the end of the red carpet and raises a mic.


Tom Berenger: You're probably wondering what I'm doing here at Stranglemania. Well there's a simple answer for that. I am here to introduce to you, the greatest superstar in EWC history. If you haven't figured out who he is yet, let me give you a brief history.

Tom rolls out a scroll and begins to read from it.

Tom Berenger: This man is what American Heros are made of. In the 30 short years of his life he has accomplished much. He was the first one to fire a shot in the battle of Gettysburg.

He was The first one out of the trenches to charge the Germans during World War I. He was the first one to set foot on the beaches of Normandy in World War II.

He even once selflessly took a bullett for President Ronald Reagan. He is a former EWC World Champion, former EWC Hardcore Champion and former SWA Vice President and he did it all in thirty short years. He is the greatest superstar to ever grace an EWC ring, and most importantly, he is the man who promised me a turkey sndwhich if I don't screw this up. Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you The Real American Hero, EWC Hall of Famer... GLADIATOR!

HANKS: OH MY GOD...OH MY GOD...OH MY GOD

MM: *speachless*

The Theme from Patton once again commences and Gladiator emerges from the back. He is dressed like Uncle Sam in Apollo Creed fashion. He is waving a small America flag. Gladiator pauses beside Tom Berenger and hands him the flag and a turkey sandwhich. Berenger scarfs it down as though he hadn't eaten in weeks. Gladiator makes his way to the ring as the monkeys roll up the red carpet and return to the back with Berenger. Gladiator steps into the ring and raises his arms in the air to a surprising amount of cheers. Gladiator grabs a mic as the fans begin to chant SWA! SWA! SWA! Gladiator raises his arm in the air to hush the crowd. The crowd hushes and Gladiator begins to speak.

Gladiator: Thank you, it's great to be back. I must say, since the SWA closed it's doors in September 2004 much has happened. There was my tour of duty in Iraq. Those unpleasant army court-martial trials, and of course a dishonourable discharge. Not to mention that business Rev and I had with the supreme court, but that is all old news, because I'm back here in the EWC.

The fans cheer wildly and begin to again chant SWA! SWA! SWA!

Gladiator: During this time I began to miss this business. I missed the blood sweat and tears. I missed the sounds of a grown man crying in pain while being forced to wrestle while wearing a barbed wire suit. So Rev and I discussed reopening the SWA. Unfortunately, Rev and I had a falling out. I'm sorry I can't go into much detail it's still to painful to discuss. So I decided that my return to wrestling was going to have to be on my own. So I decided, where better to make my return than in the greatest wrestling fed in the world.

The fans again begin to cheer and start chanting EWC! EWC! EWC!

Gladiator: But when WWE told me that no wrestling fed would take a convicted felon, I decided to come to the only place I knew had low enough standards. So of course I came to EWC.

Fans begin to boo as the remember wht they hated Gladiator in the first place.

Gladiator: I mean seriously, it's a sad sight to see the state that EWC is in. This place was once booming with talented fresh young faces. I'm not just talking about myself and the rest of the Sedition either. Who could forget the great contributions of such superstars as British Best and the great Ian Hensley. Now when I turn on the television what do I see, I see an SWA jobber like Michael Saint sucking up the EWC air time. Seriously, when this guy was in the SWA he couldn't even beat that sissy boy band singer Teen Throb. This is your Vice Prez. This guy isn't half the vice prez I was. I'm the man responsible for the scaffold above a tub of acid match. I was responsible for the anything goes on a bus that can't slow down under 50 MPH match. I was innovative. This guy is nothing but a second rate SWA never was.

The fans continue to boo

Gladiator: So, that's why I knew the EWC needed me. I need to make this place legit again. When the Sedition was on top of the EWC, it was a place one could be proud of being, now most people would be more proud to be at a Wham reunion concert than in this toilet bowl of talentless losers.

Fans begin throwing garbage at Gladiator

Gladiator: Ok, ok, I can see that you people don't like what I'm saying and that's fine by me. All you have to do is sit back and watch as I rebuild this place from the second rate wrestling fed that it is, to a classy, sophisticated fed like the SWA. So sit back and enjoy the ride wrestling fans, cause I'm here to once again make my mark. Minions... come.

Gladiator's monkeys again roll out the red carpet as the Theme from Patton plays once more. Gladiator exits the ring and makes his way down the aisle blowing kisses to the fans that are throwing garbage and sharp objects at him. Gladiator reaces the exit and salutes the last monkey. He exits the stage and the monkeys roll up the carpet and exit behind him.

HANKS: Wow, I never saw this coming...Gladiator is back! Wow

MM: Seems like the same old Ass Hole too

HANKS: I wonder how Saint is going to reply to that...I mean tonight Saint is in the building...

MM: The night has only just begun my friend...its StrangleMania...anything can fucking happen!


BACKSTAGE

President Mac himself is standing in the control room. The producers of StrangleMania are sitting in front of a sea of monitors, constantly switching camera views/mic levels, etc., while Mac silently watches behind them.

Suddenly, out of nowhere, Moses Lake walks up to Mac. Moses Lake is still in his street clothes, and appears to be upset. Mac turns and is shocked to see him standing there.

Mac: Moses, what the hell? You're supposed to be getting ready for the main event.

Moses: Yeah, about that, Mac. Something's come up.

Mac: What do you mean "something".

Moses: Something big, Mac. It's a family issue. I have to fly home immediately.

Mac: You mean after the show?

Moses: No, right now. My flight leaves LAX in an hour.

Mac: But-

Moses: I can't compete tonight, Mac.

Mac's jaw drops. He rubs his head and stares in disbelief at Moses.

Moses: I'm really sorry, Mac, but-

Mac: I can't believe it's happening again! I swear this show is cursed!

Moses: Mac, I can't stick around. I have a taxi waiting outside.

Moses turns to walk out of the room, and Mac is at a lost for words. You can see the wheels spinning in his head about how he's going to replace Moses. As Moses gets to the door, he turns back to Mac.

Moses: Oh, Mac, one more thing.

Mac: What?

Moses: APRIL FOOLS!

Moses bursts into laughter. Meanwhile, Mac's face turns from shock to hatred! He grabs a clipboard out of one of the producer's hands. He throws it at Moses as Moses bolts out of the room! Then looking over at the calendar Mac grins

Mac: God damn it, Lake! IT'S NOT EVEN APRIL YET!!

[President Mac]

CRAZY TRAIN MATCH
EDDIE MENDEZ VS. EBON
Description: Competitors are inside an speeding locomotive, which moves from one city, to the city of the EwC arena.
Winner Determined By: Most pinfalls by end or throwing opponent off train

The match begins with both competitors sitting on the train with Derrick Wade and a referee in between them. Wade explains the rules, which was quick being as the only one is to throw your opponent of the train to win. He explains that he will be sitting in the front of the train with the conductor. The referee calls to the front of the train and the whistle blows and the match starts

HANKS: This should be interesting...its a StrangleMania first

MM: Thats the EwC for you...always keeping things exciting...like the day I came...what an exciting day that was...man I was awesome

Ebon gets the match jump started throwing fists into the general direction of Eddie Mendez. A few connect but Eddie Mendez bobs and weaves to dodge some of the shots. He clinches Ebon and pushes him into the wall of the train. Ebon grabs a guillotine choke on Eddie and when Eddie tried to slam out of it Ebon maneuvered into a DDT and spiked Eddie Mendez into the floor of the train. Ebon begins to rummage through the train and finds an old suitcase and makes use of it by flattening Eddie Mendez with it. Ebon goes for a cover.

1.

2..

Kick Out!

HANKS: That was a close one

MM: Both showing some rust, but Mendez isn't going to go down that easily

Ebon tries to stand back up but Eddie Mendez grabs him by the hair and knees him in the head. Eddie Mendez rolls Ebon off of him and starts walking down the train towards the dining cart, Ebon gets up and follows him in two the diners cart where Eddie Mendez was waiting with some form of powder which he threw into the face of Ebon. Ebon started to swing wildly for Eddie Mendez and connected with a right hook that dropped Eddie Mendez, the referee then brought Ebon a water bottle from behind the bar in the diners car and he washed his eyes out.

Eddie Mendez started to stir and Ebon grabbed the peg board off of the wall and pegged Eddie’s head with it. Ebon looks around and then grabs Eddie’s head and brings him over to the bar, he then SLAMS Eddies head into a microwave and then Irish Whips him into a wall.

HANKS: Survey says...

MM: OUCH!!!

HANKS: Ouch is correct!!

MM: Mac is awesome for booking this match

HANKS: Mac is a god among men! (heh heh heh)

Eddie Mendez starts favoring his back and walks down the train car. He opens the door and is know standing on the back of the train holding on to the railing, Ebon runs down the car behind Eddie Mendez and tries an Ole Kick but Eddie moved out of the way and Ebon crotched himself on the railing and almost tumbled over the railing and off the train!

Eddie Mendez tries to thrust kick him off the train but Ebon pulled himself further up on the rail and Mendez crotched himself and he two almost fell over the railing! Ebon reached up and started to climb up the railing and is now on top of the train! He is standing on the top of the train and calling for Eddie Mendez to join him up there. Eddie alleviates the pressure he is feeling and brings his leg back over the guardrail.

He is looking up towards the roof knowing where Ebon is but not in a hurry to go up there. Eddie looks back into the train and then looks back up. Mendez starts to make his way back through the train and is running through the cars till he reaches a locked door that reads “conductor” he looks up and finds an emergency door that leads to the roof, Mendez opens it and looks to see where Ebon is and Ebon is still at the end of the train yelling down assuming Eddie Mendez is still under the overhang on the back of the train.

HANKS: My goodness...these guys are nuts

MM: It's all apart of being...oh damn, I lost my "train" of thought...heh heh heh

Eddie stands on the other end of the train and calls down to Ebon, Ebon turns and starts running towards Eddie Mendez, once he gets close Eddie Mendez gave him a drop toe hold slamming Ebon face first into the metal roof of the train, Eddie looks to drop an elbow unto Ebon but Ebon rolls out of the way causing Eddie’s elbow to crash onto the canvas! Eddie starts to favor that arm and Ebon grabs it and twists it into an arm wringer, he transitions that hold into a big snap suplex unto the steel roof of the train! Ebon stands up and grabs Eddie Mendez and calls for the KTFO!

He’s got Eddie Mendez set but Eddie powers out and is standing holding Ebon by the legs on his shoulders, but Ebon fights free, Ebon looks ahead down the track and so does Eddie Mendez and they realize that a tunnel is quickly coming for them! Ebon gets up quickly and Eddie places a boot into his stomach and Eddie gets him up for a powerbomb and Eddie Mendez SLAMS EBON THROUGH THE ROOF OF THE TRAIN RIGHT BEFORE THEY PASS THROUGH THE TUNNEL!

MM/HANKS: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Back inside the train both men are down the referee doesn’t know what to do, he knocks on the door to the conductor’s car for Derrick Wade but no one answers the knocks! Eddie begins to stir and so does Ebon. Eddie walks over to Ebon and Ebon grabs a piece of steel that broke off and folds it over Eddie’s head! Ebon walks over and opens the door to the train,

He grabs Eddie from behind and gives him a RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX OUT OF THE TRAIN FOR THE WIN.

The referee knocks on the conductor’s door and yells that the match is over, the door opens and Derrick Wade falls to the ground and DRAVEN steps over him and super kicks Ebon off of the train!





Winner: Ebon - 00:12:46

[President Mac]

BACKSTAGE

The fans go crazy as Shadow Man is spotted walking along the hallway

"HEY SHADOW"

Shadow Man turns around to see Jason Burgess

SM: Sup man?

JB: You did a good job the other night...

SM: You too, we clicked pretty good

JB: Yah...well, I dont do this very often but...good luck tonight

SM: You too man...hang onto that title of yours

JB: Yah, death grip right here man

SM: Awesome, well I got some chicken waiting for me

JB: Yah, I gotta wash my hair and do some stuff

SM: Wash your hair?

JB: ...

SM: Well talk to you later then

JB: Peace

DUMPSTER MATCH
NICK LOGAN VS. DARIUS MILES

HANKS: Here we go, match number two

MM: Both men are already...ready

The two men started off with a lock up and Darius quickly went behind into a backsuplex. Darius would go for an early cover and not get a count out of it, but this is not a pinfall match. Darius would go for a second backsuplex, but this one would be blocked into a snapmare by Nick who would follow up with a Curt Hennig style seated neck snap. Darius would be up quickly and walk into the a picture perfect Fishermans suplex from Nick and would kick Darius soon after.

HANKS: Nick only proved that one thing and that he is not Curt Hennig with that one, but then again. no one is!

MM: NO ONE!

Nick would go on the attack and hit a series of forearms and punches that would rock his opponent. Nick with with a DDT spiking Darius on the mat head first before going to out Darius in the dumpster to no avail.

Nick would start to get mad at this point and this would become evident when he gave his opponent a big time front suplex onto the dumpster. Darius would be lucky that the dumpster was not open, because that would have ended this match for sure.

Darius would roll around on the top of the dumpster clutching his ribs before eventually falling off and hitting the concrete floor with a loud thud. Nick would walk around the ring taunting the crowd before hitting the ropes and coming back with a no hands front flip onto Darius.

HANKS: Why do people taunt the fans?

MM: It's hard for you to understand...

HANKS: Why?

MM: Need I answer that?

HANKS: Hey, I'm Tom's Fucking Son!

MM: I feel sorry for Gump...I really do

Darius would look to be out of it completely as Nick would pick him up to throw him in the dumpster. Darius would hit a knee to the head of Nick that would stop his attempt at winning the match. The crowd would get behind Darius as he got back in the ring and battled back against Nick.

Darius would a hard slam followed up by a big knee to the head of Nick. Darius picks up Nick into a standing firemens carry. He is going to throw Nick off his shoulders into the dumpster.

It is like that one crappy dude off WWE would do! Nick raked the eyes of Darius cause Darius to drop him before he would even get close to winning the match.

Nick would have Darius dazed and would go for a spear that would send Darius back first against the metal dumpster, but Darius would leap from Nick who would hit the dumpster head first.

Darius would manuever Nick onto the top turnbuckle to superplex him into the dumpster, but somehow Nick would battle back and block the move. Both men would end up crashing off the top rope and falling into the dumpster.

HANKS: Crazy man...crazy

MM: Sure is...

After a few moments each man would get out of the dumpster and be sitting on the mat. Darius would hit The Inquisition on Nick, but would not go to throw him into the dumpster.

Darius would throw Nick to the outside, move the dumpster back a bit, and lie the head of Nick against the dumpster before putting a chair in front of it and mounting the top rope. Darius would leap off the top rope with a flying shinning wizard sandwiching the head of Nick between the dumpster and the chair with a big impact! Nick is out cold.

Darius picks up the limp body of Nick and tosses him in the dumpster.


Winner: Darius Miles! - 00:17:42

[President Mac]

BACKSTAGE

Open up backstage where we see VP Michael Saint throwing things in his office

Saint: JOBBER! Did he just call me a jobber! I am the Franchise! How dare he!

Mike Christ: Yes how dare he you are Michael Saint!

Saint: I will not take it lying down! I will have to say something about this!

Mike Christ: Yes you should!

Saint: I will! I am gonna choke a b***h!

Mike Christ: Did you really lose to Teen Throb?

Saint lets out a scream before running over and locking Mike Christ in his patented Franchise Choke!

Saint: What did you say! I did not lose to him!

Mike Christ: OK OK!

Saint: SAy it!

President Mac enters the room and slaps Saint causing him to let the hold go

Mac: That was not needed. What in the fuckity fuck fuck fuck man?

Saint: I know I have anger management problems

Mac: Obviously, but you did do what you said you would do...You choked a b***h

UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
*TRIPLE THREAT MATCH*
TOMMY VICTOR VS. VIOLATOR VS. NATHAN DOE (C)

The bell rings as Tommy and Doe begin to double team Violator. They pin him back into the corner as Doe sits him on top of it and then kneels on the ground.

Tommy then runs and springboards off of the back of Doe hitting Violator with a kick sending him to the outside and crashing to the floor. Doe gets up and Tommy and him face off with one another.

They begin to lay into each other punch after punch equalling one another until Tommy gets in a sneek kick and hits a quick DDT and goes for a very quick cover. kickout on 1!

Colin Hanks: Wow Tommy and Doe starting fast and then Tommy getting the upper hand on the champ Doe, this is going to be a good one.

Mystery Man: I could have done better by a long shot, I am a Hall of Famer after all, you don't come across that with ease do you!

Tommy gets up and goes to bounce on a rope but Violator is up and grabs his foot planting Tommy's face into the canvas.

He then drags him to the outside and rams him into the steel ring post leaving him on the outisde as he goes to climb onto the ring apron but Doe comes flying through with a flying tackle through the second rope and taking Violator slamming hard on the mat once again.

The crowd get behind the champ as he lifts a down Violator onto his feet and then suplexing him onto the hard floor. He rolls Violator back into the ring and then rolls Tommy in too as he climbs the turnbuckle.

Tommy and Violator stand up together as Doe leaps off of the rope hitting them both with a clothesline, Doe raises his arms to the crowd who cheer him

Hanks: Wow Doe becoming a favourite with the crowd here.

Mystery Man: No one had a better fan reception than me! I am a Hall of Famer don't forget!

Doe has his back turned and Tommy and Victor both roll him up at the same time. 1,2, Kickout by Doe. Doe rolls away and runs his hands through his hair as Tommy and Violator look at one another, Violator signals to Tommy as he runs and bounces off a rope but Violator stays put and as Tommy comes back Violator back drops him over the ropes and onto Doe.

Violator roars out as doe and Tommy stand and climb back into the ring as Violator begins to kick both men and stamp on them vigorously before dragging them to the center of the ring. He then runs and lands a leg drop straight across the throats of both men makiing them squirm about holding them.

Hanks: Violator taking control of this match here.

Mystery Man: Violator taking total control of this match here, you sound like bloody......

Hanks:......go on.

Mystery Man: That Smackdown guy, Micheal Cole. He's an idiot that guy.

Hanks: What you suggesting.....?

Mystery Man: ........what do you think.................anyway back to the match.

Violator climbs the turnbuckle looking to be preparing for a high flyer but Doe is quick to react and gets him into a superplex position after a few punches to the head but before he can hit it Tommy has gotten up and has creeped underneath Doe and has him in a power bomb position.

Tommy lifts up with all his might as Doe swings Violator over and Tommy slams both Doe and Violator to the mat swinging this match in his favour. Tommy then lifts up Violator and hits him with his finishing move Barbarity Bomb and goes for the pin. 1,2, break up by Nathin Doe!

Hanks: Close call there!

Mystery Man: These guys just can't get the job done, if I was in here this match would have been over twenty minutes ago!

Hanks: This match hasn't been on that lo....

Mystery Man: Shut up!

Nathin after breaking the count lifts Tommy up and throws him over the top rope violently. He then grabs Violator and throws him up on the turnbuckle and Hits the Blessing In Disguise. he goes for the pin but stops it short and he goes and gets a chair. He then puts Violator on the top rope and hits Blessing In Disguise again this time onto the steel chair putting the icing on the cake! 1.......2.....3!!


Winner via Pinfall & Still United States Champion: Nathin Doe - 00:23:58

[President Mac]

Michael Saint H.O.F Induction

Cameron Hayden stands in the middle of the ring holding his World Heavyweight Championship in one hand and a mic in the other

“Cameron Hayden in professional wrestling, began about Five years ago. Five years ago, I left wrestling school and started making $40 dollars a night. Then, I got a call, and a promoter from out west called me up, and asked me to come over and do a few shows for them. They’d pay for my flight, lodging everything. The entire package. Well, it turns out, it wasn’t the company paying for it, it was all a wrestler on the card. He had been with a major for a while, so he had some cash.

This man was Michael Saint.

I went out there, feeling like hot stuff, went out there and wrestled a match I thought was good, it wasn’t. I came back to the backstage area, and there was Saint, sitting in a chair, shaking his head at me. He pointed at me, and then signaled me to walk over and said: ‘I’m training this kid. You oughta come join us, I could make you a star kid.’ So, for almost a year, I lived in LA, and Gabreal Martin and I were trained by Michael Saint. I couldn’t get any attention in America after I graduated from the school, so Saint got me set up with work all around the globe. I claim to be a worldly wrestler. And that is all because of Michael Saint.

At every hall of fame speech, the person inducting always claims how great the person was. I always thought it was complete crap. But, Michael Saint, a man who is like a best friend, a father, and a brother to me, is truly one of the greatest men in all of professional wrestling. There would be no Cameron Hayden if it weren’t for Michael Saint. When Saint came to the EWC, he made a base here, and a few months later, he told me to ‘buy a plane ticket to Winnipeg like yesterday.’ Michael Saint begged President Mac to get me into the EWC.

And in the greatest match of my career. Michael Saint let his last match be passing the torch to me. This man handed me not just a title belt, but a legacy, that I continue to carry on, to this day. When I was asked to induct Michael Saint into the EWC hall of Fame, I almost had to say no. Who was I to try and find the words to summarize the life of a great man, who made me, and gave me everything I have today? Who am I to do this? Michael Saint has wrestled the greatest stars in the business, he’s made a few of them too. He’s touched the lives of every single person who has ever watched him grace a wrestling ring.

He’s one of the nicest, and most honest people to ever be around. I would take a bullet for this man, my brother. When I need someone to b***h to, I have Saint there to listen. When I get on my high horse, I have him to make me realize how big of a moron I can be.

So, tonight, the EWC hall fo fame, becomes drug free, alcohol free, and better than you, because tonight, I induct former EWC World heavyweight Champion Michael Saint, into the EWC Hall of fame!

Notorious by Duran Duran as Michael Saint makes him way down to the ring. Cameron hands Saint the mic.

Saint: You know I have a lot of things that I need to say right now. I have a lot of people that I need to thank right now. First and foremost I want to thank the two men who saw something in a punk kid from LA. I need to thank The Rev and Gladiator. I stand here today as a man and as a wrestler, because they gave me my chance. They brought me into The Sedition Wrestling Allaince and they made me into a star. So thank you two men very much it means a lot to me to know I was part of The SWA.

Cheers

Saint: I want to thank a man that has really been there for Michael Saint since the beginning I want thank Lex Luther. You were the man that gave me my first SWA match. On that night no matter who won or who lost you and I showed what we have. Lex I remember that faithful night when you under the name Crisis and myself tore down the house. It was August 21, 2004. It was St. Louis, Missouri and we showed the entire world what two young rookies can do when they are given the chance to shine! So Lex Luthor, Crisis, or Sexxxy Lexxxy no matter what anyone else tells you, you are the man and thank you!

Cheers

Saint: I have a need to thank guys like The Sarge, Savior, Hurricane Jeff, and the rest of the SWA roster for being such a good group of guys to hang around with. I need to thank Kid Cactus for calling me up and asking me to come into the EwC. You brought me into this place and I do not regret this for a day in my life. Thank you for the EwC. I want to thank guys like Ebon and Dreadnaught for being the guys who came up to me to be friends. I want to thank Shadow Man and Memphis Reigns for allowing me to be a part of a little thing called FORCE when I first came in here. Memphis you were a hell of a man and god damn you are missed.

Cheers

Saint: Got to thank Cameron Hayden for coming into this place and being the best friend and best opponent that a man can ever have. You are truly the best no matter what anyone says. I want to thank guys like Olypsius, because I have faith in you and what you will become in the EwC.

Cheers

Saint: I also need to thank one more man. I need to thank THE MAN I need to thank Mac. You let me come into EwC and really made me into a better person. Mac you are my friend and just knowing someone like you has turned me into a better person. You let me be a part of a great staff. I will thank all the staff. I thank Max Carter, I thank my boy Derrick Wade, I thank Hirsh Valentine, and I thank Dookie Long as well. Mac I thank you more than I thank anyone else, because not only did you bring me into the EwC fold you let me take over Bottomline and then you gave me the honor of becoming the Vice President of this great federation. I really can not thank you enough Mac. Under Mac I went from a point in time when I did not even want to be around wrestling to becoming the Franchise and the HcW World Champion.

Cheers

Saint: Thank you from the support of the Rampage roster from those who do support me. Thank you from the few of you on Brawl who have supported me. Thank you to the fans and those of you who are still card carrying members of the Michael Saint fan club.

Cheering

Saint: Thank you all and goodbye.

Saint starts to walk away, but stops.

Saint: You know what I have got a reputation as someone who does not know when to shut his mouth. I got a reputation for never ever backing down from a challege in the EwC.

cheers

Saint: That does not end now. Their is a man in the back right now that I look up to and whom I admire, but that same man said somethings that are under the skin of The Franchise. That man is Gladiator. Former EwC Champion and VP of the SWA. Gladiator you are a legend. You are an icon. You did help me a great deal in this business, but you have crossed a line. This "jobber" has decided that he needs to put an end to your mouth before it gets out of hand. I am taking up the banner for the current version of the EwC, because I am the man that can. I have done too much for this place and it has done too much for me, and I will not sit back and let it happen.

Cheers

Saint: You know I am going to be bringing my ring gear to the next Rampage to take on Ebon, but you know I am feeling a little froggy. I am going to be involved in promoting a pay per view called Rumble in the Bronx next month. Here is what I suggest to you. I suggest that for the first time and for the last time The Extreme Wrestling Corporation Franchise laces up his boots and he gets in the same ring as another Hall of Famer in you. Picture it we have Gladiator vs Michael Saint. It is SWA vs EwC. It is the battle of the former World Champions.

cheers

Saint: Gladiator you have opened up pandora's box and if you are half the man that you claim to be you will accept my challenge. You will come to Rumble in the Bronx and you just like countless other men in this federation will get your ass FRANCHISED!

Saint slams the mic to the mat and walks out to a chorus of cheers from the crowd.

[President Mac]

NORTH-AMERICAN CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
*TRIPLE THREAT ELIMINATION MATCH*
THE BEAST VS. MR. X VS. TOMMY AERO (C)

The ref calls for the bell. Tommy is in his corner and Beast and Mr. X are talking to each other and pointing towards Tommy. Suddenly Beast and X are walking towards Tommy. As the get close Tommy punches X and then Beast.

Tommy fights them both off and then Beast goes down with a right hand from Tommy. Tommy grabs X and throws him into the ropes and delivers a back body drop to him. Beast gets to his feet and is met with a drop kick from Aero.

Beast rolls out of the ring. As X is getting up, Aero throws a few punches and then bounces off the ropes and The Beast grabs Aero’s legs and trips him. Aero falls face first to the mat and Beast pulls Aero out of the ring and they Beast starts punching Aero in the head. Mr. X from in the ring runs off the ropes and suicide dives through the rope, taking down both Aero and Mr. X.

Hanks: Mr. X is ready to do anything to win tonight.

MM: That was pretty neat.

X picks up Aero and throws him into the ring barrier and then lifts Beast up and rolls him in the ring. X gets back into the ring and covers Beast.

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Hanks: I think Aero is going to be in trouble now.

MM: If he was a good champion, he would be fighting them both off. I know I could.

Beast picks Aero up and Aero tries fighting back but it met with a kick to the ribs from X. Beast lifts Aero up in a military press and X drops down to one knee. Beast tosses Aero up in the air and Aero comes down on Mr. X’s knee. Aero holds his stomach in pain as Mr. X pins him.
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Hanks: Nice double team move by Aero and The Beast.

Beast and Aero square off and Aero gives Beast a few European uppercuts and then runs off the ropes, only to be caught in a side walk slam by Beast. Beast picks Aero up and throws him into the corner. Beast goes over to Mr. X and picks him up for a power bomb and powerbombs X right into Aero in the corner. Aero is crushed in the corner and Beast drags Mr. X to the middle of the ring.
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Hanks: Aero is doing two different submission holds at the same time! He could win the match right here.

MM: That’s what you call innovative.

Aero lets go of the hold and picks Beast up and puts him in the corner. After a few chops, Aero lifts Beast up and sits him on the top rope. Aero climbs up and hooks Beast up for a superplex. Mr. X gets up and goes over and powerbombs Aero and at the same time Aero superplexes The Beast. Aero and the Beast are down. Mr. X covers Aero.
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Aero quickly gets up and starts kicking Mr. X as the Beast rolls out of the ring. Aero has X in the corner and X starts fighting back and throws Aero into the ropes. Aero runs back, ducking a clothesline by X and Aero come back with a running knee to the face of X. X goes down and Aero goes to X’s legs and locks in the Aero Stretch. X screams in pain as Aero applies pressure to Mr. X’s back. Mr. X uses his strength and gets to the ropes. Aero breaks the hold. Aero picks X up and throws him into the ropes, but X does a handspring into the ropes and comes back, connecting with an elbow to Aero’s chest, sending Aero down.

Hanks: Nice counter there.

MM: I remember when I used to do that when I was young.

X picks up Aero and suplexes him in the middle of the ring. X then starts climbing to the top rope. Aero get up and hits the ropes, knocking Mr. X down on the top rope. Aero starts climbing up and he and X starts battling on the top rope. Their both standing on the top rope and out of no where, Aero it’s the Aerocanrana. The fans cheer as Aero hooks Mr. X’s leg.
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Hanks: Great back and forth action here by both guys.

MM: These two are showing a lot of heart here tonight.

X and Aero get to their feet and Mr. X kicks Aero in the stomach and gives him a powerbomb and then climbs to the top rope again. Aero isn’t moving and X jumps off hitting a Frog Splash. X holds his stomach as Aero holds his too as he rolls around. X makes the cover.
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Hanks: Wow, I thought it was over right there.

MM: I hate to see what will need to be done for one of these two to pull out the win.

Aero goes to the corner and climbs the top rope. Mr. X is up and climbs the ropes too. Aero is on the top rope looking into the ring and Mr. X has his back to the ring. They are punching each other and Mr. X gets a low blow in on Aero and the ref doesn’t see it. X hooks Aero up for a superplex. X tries to pull off the move, but Aero blocks it by grabbing on to the ropes. X tries again and again Aero blocks it. Aero gets a few jabs in on Mr. X’s ribs and pulls X up a bit and out of no where, Aero Hooks Mr’X legs, lifts him up and comes off the top rope nailing the AERO EFFECT! The fans cheer and count along with the ref.
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Winner and STILL EWC North American Champion: TOMMY AERO - 00:33:15

[President Mac]

INTERNATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
*NO HOLDS BARED*
JEY REYNOLDS VS. JOEY ORSOME (C)

Both men are in the ring, the ref calls for the bell and both men charge at each other...however as Jey is running he slips and falls

HANKS: I dont think I have ever seen that happen before

MM: My goodness...thats going on the blooper reel

Orsome points and laughs as Jey Rey is all red. Jey gets back to his feet and goes into a war of words with Orsome and then slides out of the ring heading towards the back

HANKS: What?

Orsome looks to the fans and shrugs his arms then mocks Jey by pretending to cry

MM: Wait here he comes

Jey runs into the ring with chair in hand but Orsome gets up intime to super kick the chair into Jey's face

HANKS: This is NOT his night

MM: Would have been better if he NO-SHOWED!!!!!!!!!!!! *ahem*

Orsome puts one foot on the OUT COLD Jey Rey

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The ref hesitates...looks at his watch then at orsome...



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Winner and STILL International Champion JOEY ORSOME! - 00:02:23

HANKS: Well that was more then a little sad...

MM: I just got word that Orsome set a new record for quickest victory in StrangleMania history

HANKS: Wow...impressive

MM: And whats this...Mac is talking into my ear

HANKS: Really? He never talks into mine

MM: He says thats for a good reason

HANKS: Oh...

MM: Apparently someone is on his way...

Suddenly someone in a mask comes running out to the ring...he slides in and nails a celebrating JOEY ORSOME from behind...then attacks Jet Reynolds and then throws the ref out of the ring

Grabing a Mic from his pants he begins to speak

"This was a pathetic display of wrestling...and for this reason I am back"

MM: Is that Gladiator again?

HANKS: Maybe its REV!!!

"It's time to bring back the good old days of wrestling...the sadistic times, the good times...Ladies and Gents...Gladiators return was nothing...tonight...the true great one is back...

I was the main eventer last StrangleMania and this one...I dont get a fucking call? And Mac is apparently my friend? No no no...I think not"

HANKS: Hurricane Jeff?

MM: I sure hope its not Ebon...because he's about an hour late for this speech

"Howl with me people...I AM A GOD!"

Ripping off the mask he reveals that he is JACKAL

HANKS: Wow...Gladiator and now JACKAL! Wow...

MM: Wonder who else we got back there...damn!

[President Mac]

BACKSTAGE

The scene opens up showing Jesse Nunez walking down the halls. The fans are cheering as they see Nunez on the titantron. Jesse is already ready for his match later tonight. He walks by as he sees Joey Orsome still mad at what had just happened out there.

Joey Orsome: What do you want Nunez?

Jesse Nunez: Oh nothing, just walkin’ around. I saw what just happened out there.

Joey Orsome: Shut the hell up Nunez! I got better things to do then to waste my time talking to a b***h like you.

Jesse Nunez: Well that’s fine with me.

Joey Orsome: Yeah and I will get that piece of crap, Jackal back later. But I cannot wait to see your ass kicked later tonight!

Jesse smiles and begins to walk off. Joey smirks as he continues to jump. Jesse stops and turns around.

Jesse Nunez: Ya know Joey. I figure since I’m already here I’ll deliver you this piece of paper that was meant to go to you but was accidentally sent to my locker room. Hopefully this will make you feel better.

Joey stops and stares at Nunez as Jesse walks back to Orsome.

Joey Orsome: What is it?

Jesse pulls out a piece of paper from his front pocket and hands it to Joey.

Joey Orsome: Hey Joey, I heard you are a real beast in bed. I would like to find out for myself. How bout you come by room 204, so I can make your night better with a little bit of T&A, love Angel.

Jesse Nunez: What are you doing here still? You are about to get a fine piece of ass. Run!

Joey Orsome: Thanks man. Ya know, maybe I was wrong about you. Maybe you are not much of an ass. Thanks Nunez.

Joey immediately runs to room 204. Jesse waves at him as the scene now follows Joey. Orsome opens up room 204 as candles are lit up everywhere with rose pedals leading to a bed with Angel laying in it in her lingerie.

Angel: Hey there baby. What took you so long?

Joey Orsome: Don’t worry, Joey Orsome is here.

He jumps onto the bed and crawls over to where Angel is laying, she gives him a kiss on the lips.

Angel: Lets make this fun.

Joey nods agreeing to anything Angel has to say.

Angel: Close your eyes.

Joey does as he is told. Angel grabs a pair of handcuffs and handcuffs Joey to the bed.

Joey Orsome: Me likey.

Angel: I said close your eyes!

Angel screams at Joey as Joey shuts his eyes. He is smiling knowing that he is going to get lucky tonight. Angel puts on a blindfold over Joey’s eyes to make sure he does not peek as she gets off the bed and runs out the door. In comes a fat man who is just covered in baby oil. He climbs on top of the bed. The man unzips his pants as he is facing Orsome. The man then reaches for the blindfold as the scene switches off the outside of the door for room 204. Jesse and Angel are there listening in.

Joey Orsome: AHHHHH! OH MY GOD! SOMEBODY HELP ME! OH MOTHER OF GOD! NOOO!

Jesse and Angel along with the fans watching begin to laugh. Angel and Jesse give each other a high five.

Jesse Nunez: What a horny lil’ squirrel. Looks like he will be getting plenty of nuts for the rest of the night.

Everyone watching just laughs as the scene switches back to the action


HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
*RESCUE ASSIGNMENT MATCH*
_{The Hardcore title is hidden inside a car. There are three cars set up like an accident scene, and the only way to get to the title is to find the right car, find where its hidden, using rescue tools. The cars, the tools, anything inside the cars are up for grabs. And the first wrestler to hold the title in both hands is the Hardcore Champion.}
TIM ROTHMAN VS. SEAN FERGUSON (C)

A half-shot of Colin Hanks and Mystery Man sitting behind the commentator’s table shows them looking solemn. Fans in the crowd pose as the video signal is sent out all over the world. Colin leans into his microphone.

Colin: Before this match begins, we’d like to strongly suggest that if any small children are watching, that they be put to bed. We’ve been hearing a lot about this match and the potential it holds, and we strongly strongly suggest parents use discretion. That being said, we want to offer our condolences to Sean “The Man” Ferguson and his friends. We’ve gotten word that Irish Pete has been moved back into Intensive Care from infection due to his horrible burns.

The scene quickly cuts to a secured part of the parking lot outside of the Staples Center in Los Angeles, California. Sean’s Ford 3500 Heavy Rescue is set up beside three demolished cars. He’s poking around in a side compartment getting a portable generator started. On the opposite side, a Los Angeles Fire Engine set-up for rescue is staged, the compartments opened as one of the crew is doing some last minute explaining. Rothman nods intently. Sean stands on his mark with a small Paladin tool in his hands, a pair of safety glasses over his eyes. A referee slowly circles the scene as Rothman hits his mark. The referee signals for the bell to be rung inside…

Mystery Man: And we’re on! Mystery Man’s gotta tell you, this may be the highlight of tonight. Its definitely the most inventive match Mystery Man’s ever seen!

Both men charge the accident scene, inspecting the insides of the cars to see if they can find a hint of the Hardcore belt. Sean leans the tip of his Paladin into the hinge of a Seabring and starts to spread the arms of the tool, peeling the driver’s side door away from the doorjamb. The window shatters and sprays all over the seat inside and the ground as the door pops away. Sean sets the tool on the ground and ducks inside. Rothman puts his tool on the ground and climbs across the cars, kicking the popped door closed on Sean’s legs.

Colin: Here’s where the real match begins!

Sean howls in pain as Rothman grabs the window frame of the door and slams it on Sean’s legs again. Sean collapses across the front seats. Rothman grabs Ferguson’s ankles and drags Sean across the broken glass.

Mystery Man: Good thing for Sean, that car was made this century. That safety glass won’t cut him all up.

Colin: Oh, but we’re just getting started!

Tim Rothman drags Sean’s body out of the car so that Sean’s head rests at the bottom of the door frame. Rothman grabs the window frame and pulls back on the door to slam it shut again.

Colin: Oh my God, NO!

Sean kicks Raiju between the legs and Rothman crumples to his knees. Sean rolls around to his knees and slowly gets to his feet, bracing against the car. Rothman falls over on his side, holding his manhood and Sean does another quick once-through of the Seabring before limping over to the upside-down Monte Carlo. Sean bends over to look through the inside before kicking in the passenger-side window. He reaches in, pops the glove box, and pushes the trunk release. There’s a click, but the trunk doesn’t fall open. Ferguson rolls his eyes before limping over to the Los Angeles Fire Engine, grabbing a halogen bar and prying open the trunk. The spare tire falls out of the trunk and rolls away. Sean bends over and looks through the trunk and sighs, not finding his belt. He stands up straight and turns around to find Rothman jumping off the hood of the Seabring with one of the rams off of Sean’s truck over his head. Raiju tries to bring the ram down over Sean’s face, but Sean steps back and lets the bumper of the Monte Carlo take the brunt of the swing.

Mystery Man: I’m fairly certain that Monte Carlo was made before you were even born, Colin. That bumper’s going to be solid, and Rothman’s going to feel that hit through his entire body, probably the rest of his life!

Sean quickly clotheslines Raiju to the ground and kicks the ram out of Tim’s hands. Sean then drops to his knees, grabs Rothman by his short hair, and starts a rally of punches to Rothman’s head. Ferguson apparently tires of this and stands, walking over to the spare tire that had rolled away. He picks it up and throws it at Rothman, who rolls out of the way, but not entirely as the tire bounces off of the Monte Carlo and clips the side of Rothman’s head on the rebound. Rothman staggers to his feet as Sean lunges at him. Rothman ducks out of the way, but swings at Ferguson’s gut. Sean falls to the ground, holding his stomach, screaming like no one’s ever heard before. Rothman looks Sean over before dropping a window-punch to the ground.

Colin: Oh my God, man! I did a quick bit of research on the tools they would be using on these cars tonight. That thing essentially just stabbed Ferg with a spring-loaded, diamond tipped point!

Rothman grabs Sean by the back of his neck and drags him to his feet. Blood is starting to creep through Sean’s fingers as he holds his stomach. Rothman bounces Sean’s face off of the hood of the Seabring, before climbing up onto the hood himself, and dragging Sean up there with him. Raiju stuffs Sean’s head under his arm, and hooks him into the air for a suplex.

Mystery Man: Oh, this can’t be good!

Colin: He’s holding…holding...holding…

Mystery Man: I haven’t seen anyone hold like that since Moses Lake borrowed a joint and wouldn’t give it back!

Colin: Still holding…holding…

Raiju slowly drifts backwards, gaining momentum as both bodies fall onto the roof of the Seabring. The roof collapses and all of the remaining windows of the car explode. Both men lay motionless on what’s left of the Seabring.

Colin: Oh my God! Oh my God!

Mystery Man: It seems to me that Rothman’s only interested in taking Ferguson out, no matter the cost!

Rothman sits up suddenly and rolls off the hood of the car, picking up the Paladin Sean had at the beginning of the match. A grin slides across Raiju’s face as he climbs back up on the hood.

Colin: Oh Jesus…

Mystery Man: This one’s beyond me…

Rothman opens the arms of the Paladin and starts cutting away at the posts of the Seabring. Sean lies motionless as Rothman cuts the final post. He then walks over to the Los Angeles Fire Engine and grabs two chains with hooks on either end. He attaches the chains so they cross over Sean and the hood. He then slips the tips of the Paladin through two of the holes of the chain and slowly closes the Paladin, drawing the chain in on itself, and ultimately wraps the hood around Sean’s legs.

Colin: Oh what the hell?!

Mystery Man: That’s genius!

Sean starts to come to, and starts crawling toward the trunk, out of his impending tomb. Rothman jumps down off the hood and meets Sean at the back of the Seabring. Rothman punches Sean out a few times before climbing on the trunk of the Seabring and starts to close the roof around Sean the rest of the way. When he’s satisfied, Rothman pulls the line out of the winch on the front of Sean’s rescue rig and loops it through the chains attached to the roof. Rothman then starts the winch up, dragging out of the remains of the Seabring. The roof hits the ground with a sickening thud. Rothman then uses the Paladin to close the roof tighter around Sean.

Mystery Man: Holy crap, you can hear him screaming inside there!
Someone should get out there and help.

Colin: He’s probably bleeding to death out there!

Rothman: Shut the hell up in there!

Raiju grabs a sledgehammer off of the rescue rig and starts hitting spots on the roof. He looks over his dirty work before making his way to the Monte Carlo with the sledgehammer.

Colin: Oh God, Ferguson isn’t yelling anymore. Someone…call someone…get someone on the phone…this isn’t right.

Raiju climbs inside the overturned Monte Carlo, looking up-underneath the seats before shrugging and crawling out. Rothman walks over to the station wagon with the sledgehammer before noticing the LA firefighters trying to get Ferguson out. He charges over to the wrapped up roof and swings at the firemen.

Rothman: Hey, what the f**k?!

Fireman 1: He could be bleeding to death!

Rothman: That’s on him!

Fireman 2: We can’t let this go on!

Rothman takes the head of the sledgehammer and presses it under a fireman’s chin.

Rothman: Touch him and you’ll be next!

The firemen back away and Rothman stares them down for a moment before going back to the station wagon. Raiju puts the sledgehammer through a window and he reaches in unlocking the door. Rothman opens the door and climbs inside, walking across the seats, inspecting the interior. Meanwhile, the firemen are back to prying open the closed up roof.

Colin: This is the craziest thing I’ve ever seen!

Rothman stumbles on the backseat and falls into the rear of the station wagon. He sits up and looks over at the firefighters opening the roof and rips the rear seat of the wagon with his bare hands before putting it through the rear window. The firefighters look over nervously as Rothman climbs out of the back of the station wagon. Both firefighters step between roof and Rothman as Rothman charges them.

Fireman 1: Back off, man. He’s hurt real bad! Just find your belt and leave him alone!

Fireman 2: He isn’t going to be any good.

Rothman: If he’s alive, he’s too good!

Rothman moves to walk between them and the firefighters step closer to each other. Rothman looks at them and smiles.

Rothman: So, its like that, is it?

Ferguson: …take it easy guys.

The firefighters turn to see Sean standing behind them. The crowd in the arena goes wild seeing Ferguson on his feet. Blood is seeping through Sean’s shirt but he doesn’t seem to care. Both Ferguson and Rothman lunge at each other and fists go flying as the firefighters step out of the way. Sean grabs Raiju by the back of his head and bounces Rothman’s face off of the fender of the Seabring. He grabs Rothman’s head again and tosses him over the hood of the station wagon. On his way over, Rothman tried to grab the windshield wiper to steady himself, but the wiper broke off. Rothman quickly gets to his feet holding the windshield wiper. Both Raiju and Ferguson look at the wiper and Sean reaches over breaking the remaining wiper off of the wagon. The two jump up on the hood and start sword fighting each other with windshield wipers.

Colin: Get the fu—

Mystery Man: Get a load of this!

Ferguson and Rothman tie each other up and pull each other nose to nose before pushing each other off of the hood of the wagon. Both men get back to their feet again and Raiju kicks the driver’s side mirror off of the wagon, catches it with his right hand before it hits the ground, and Rothman throws it at Sean’s head. Sean ducks and chucks the windshield wiper at Rothman. Tim Rothman ducks and stands up just in time to see Sean diving over the station wagon at him. Sean tackles Rothman to the ground, grabs Rothman by his shirt and headbutts Rothman. Rothman spits a mouthful of blood in Sean’s face and he gets to his feet in disgust, wiping at his eyes. Rothman grabs Sean from behind and does a reverse-DDT on the asphalt. He then rolls over, grabbing Ferguson by his head and pulls him to his feet. Rothman tries to toss Sean through the driver’s window of the station wagon, but Sean blocks. Raiju tries again, but Sean blocks again, this time so close that Sean’s breath fogs the window. Again, Tim Rothman tries to shove Sean’s face through the window, but Sean pulls the can of the lubricant he uses to grease the extrication tools, and sprays Rothman in the eyes. Rothman howls and stumbles away.

Colin: That was dirty!

Mystery Man: I like it!

Ferguson crawls across the hood of the station wagon, climbs in through the open door and pops the hood of the station wagon. Sean climbs back out, looks under the hood to find no belt, but then walks over to Raiju, pulls him over to the station wagon, lifts up the hood and slams Rothmans face on the engine. Rothman stands up dazed and Sean slams Rothman’s face again. This time Rothman stays down on the engine and Sean puts both hands on the hood. He lifts up like he’s going slam the hood on Rothman’s head.

Mystery Man: And our critics questioned our Hardcore division!

Colin: NO NO NO! That’s going to decapitate him!

Sean clamps his eyes shut and reaches up when tires squeeling in the distance catch his attention. Sean looks into the direction of the noise to see two headlights before realizing Rothman was up. All the Hardcore Champion sees next is Rothman’s fist as Tim is on top of him pounding away. Rothman pulls Sean up onto the engine compartment, stuffing Sean’s head between Rothman’s legs, not noticing the fast-approaching car.

Colin: This is going to be very very bad…

Rothman leans down and wraps his arms around Sean’s waist and pulls up, beginning a powerbomb when the approaching car slams into the station wagon. Rothman and Ferguson fly backwards through the air, landing on the hood of the car new to the scene, both lay motionless. The driver doesn’t move either.

Mystery Man: Things have really picked up now!

Colin: You think?

The driver of the new car crawls across the interior and crawls out the passenger door, staying low and out of the shot completely. Both Ferguson and Rothman stir on the hood before Rothman sits up. Rothman’s standing now, over Ferguson’s limp body.

Colin: Ferguson can’t possibly take much more of this!

Mystery Man: Correction! He’s a dead man!

Rothman sets Ferguson up for the Thunderbolt and completes it. Sean scrambles under Rothman’s grip before passing out. Raiju shakes Ferguson awake and Ferguson fights a little more before passing out again. Raiju shakes Sean awake again.

Colin: He’s killing him!

Mystery Man: Rothman can’t win by submission!

The camera shifts its focus to the figure in the background as it stands by the Monte Carlo. The stuffing of one of the seats is all over the ground and the Hardcore Belt is in their hands. The figure tosses the belt to Raiju, and Rothman catches it with one hand, still holding Sean with the other. Sean opens his eyes and sees Rothman holding the belt above his head.

Mystery Man: The crowd is absolutely silent in here! I don’t think anyone expected to see Rothman win this!

Colin: No, this can’t be happening!

Rothman brings the belt down on Sean’s face, and Sean drops down again on the hood of the smashed up sports car. Rothman holds the belt above his head in celebration as the mysterious figure joins Rothman, putting her arms around his waist.

Colin: Who is that?

Mystery Man: Where’s the bell?!

Just then, Sean spins himself on the hood, kicking the legs out from both Rothman and the mystery woman. The belt falls to the ground and Ferguson scrambles to get it. Sean puts both hands on the belt and the bell rings as Sean climbs to his feet and stands over Tim Rothman and the woman.

Announcer: The winner of this match, and the EWC Hardcore Champion…

Sean’s eyes slowly widen as he recognizes the woman that came to Tim Rothman’s rescue.

Woman: Sean Ferguson…

Ferguson: Hi honey…

Sean brings the belt down and starts smashing the woman’s face in with the belt. Rothman reaches a hand up to block her and Sean then moves over and does the same to Rothman. Sean stands back and looks on in horror.

Ferguson: You b***h! You b***h!

Sean lunges forward but the two firemen come in and grab Sean and drag him away as the scene cuts back inside the arena to Colin and Mystery Man. Both men are watching their monitors in awe of what just took place. We cut to a video package promoting the next match.

Winner and STILL Hardcore Champion: Sean Ferguson - 00:47:53

[President Mac]

X DIVISION TITLE MATCH
DRAVEN VS. JASON BURGESS (C)

The bellowing sound of classical acoustic strings ring over the P.A. The audience stands with a roar of boos and cheers as “In time” by Mark Collie plays over the PA system. Suddenly, drowning out the music, a loud noise can be heard coming from backstage somewhere. The audience quiets down to listen in on the new found disturbance. Suddenly Draven, riding atop his classic model Harley Davidson, burst through the entrance corridor and rides up to the top of the ramp. He rides his Harley down towards the ring. He parks and lights himself a cigarette before stepping off the bike. Climbing the ring stairs he steps through the ropes puffing on his Marlboro. He pulls a flask from his back pocket and twists the top, following with a long swig. His face puckers as he takes a moment to breath and follows by inhaling more of the cigarette. He leans into his corner and waits for Burgess.

Suddenly the lights go out as an orange coma line appears on the EWC-Tron. The line shows a couple of valleys as the line shifts across the screen. Finally a loud beep is heard over the PA as orange pyro’s explode at the top of the entrance ramp. Shook Ones Pt. II by Mob Deep hits the PA as Jason Burgess walks down the entrance ramp as the crowds reaction goes through the roof. Jason walks down the entrance ramp, slapping the hands of the EWC fans. Jason stops in front of the ring apron and looks at the ring announcer. The ring announcer starts to introduce Jason, but Jason slides into the ring quickly and walks straight up to the ring announcer and snatches the microphone out of his hand.

The lights dim out again as his entrance music fades out. Jason holds a microphone in his hand as a spot light is shined on him from the rafters. Jason starts to introduce himself.

Jason: Hailing from the great city of Chicago, IL... weighing in at two hundred and thirty five pounds... standing in at six feet and four inches... I am "the Prophecy" Jason Burgess!

The crowd cheers again as Jason poses on the middle turnbuckle to the crowd. He brings the microphone to his mouth again.

Jason: BURGESS!

Jason hops off the turnbuckle and chucks the microphone over the ropes. He stares down Draven, and Draven stares back, steadily sipping off his flask and puffing on his cigarette. Draven nods at Burgess with a cocky smile. Burgess cracks his knuckles and…

HANKS: “DING - DING”

The bell rings and as Burgess begins to step towards the center of the ring he feels a tug upon his leg. Before he can catch himself he falls face first onto the mat. He manages to catch himself with his hands and turn to find Chupacabra staring back at him. Burgess pushes his body up off the mat and climbs to one knee just in time to find Draven in full stride. Draven dropkicks Burgess in the chest and Burgess falls backward. Burgess gropes his chest in pain as Draven grabs a handful of Burgess’s hair.

Draven pulls Burgess to a kneeling position and hits him square in the nose with a right. Burgess yelps in pain and falls back cradling his face in his hands. Burgess’s eyes are watering do to the shot to the nose. The audience begins to laugh as a close up on his face is displayed on the X-Treme Tron. Burgess gets pissed off when he notices his image on the screen; he grabs the top rope with his left hand and pulls himself up. A slight trickle of blood runs down past the cusp of his lips. He stares at the laughing Draven and charges. Draven drops flat on his stomach and Burgess hops over. Burgess hits the ropes and bounces back as Draven is climbing to his feet. Burgess is too fast, he hits Draven at full speed…BOOM…”Spearchucker.”

Draven lays flat on his back in pain as Burgess goes for the cover. The ref slides in…
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HANKS: NO…..

Chupacabra nails Burgess in the back with a chair. Burgess gropes at his back as the ref quickly gets to his feet and begins chewing Chupa’s ass out. Chupa is arguing back trying to keep the refs attention. He had dropped the chair the moment he made contact with Burgess, hoping Draven would notice. Draven roles onto his side and as the blur clears he sees the chair. Burgess roles back and forth with the bright red pain smeared across his back. Draven climbs to his feet and lifts the chair…SMACK!!

MM: CAH-RAY-ZEEEE

A shot heard round the world. The ref turns too late, Draven had tossed the chair out before the ref caught on. Draven grabs Burgess by the hair and raises him to his feet. Draven sets his arms and legs in position for “The Headhunter.” The audience is freaking out at all the excitement. Draven goes to lift but finds himself flat on his ass before he could realize what was going on. Ebon had ran down, still favoring his bumps and bruises but not afraid. He managed to snag a fans sign reading “Draven for President.”

Ebon broke the butt end of the sign over the back of Draven’s head. He holds the sign up to the audience. Burgess is still in a bit of pain but has managed to take some cover in one of the corners.

He is climbing to his feet as Ebon is being escorted out of the ring by the ref. Ebon puts his right foot and body through the middle rope, but leaves his left leg in while arguing with the ref. Chupa manages to slip in on the side of the ring which Ebons back faces. Chupa runs full speed and nails Ebon with a close line. While doing so he hits the ref hard enough to send the ref back first onto the mat. The ref cradles the back of his head as Chupa hops down off the ring and begins to beat upon Ebon. Burgess has gained composure; he approaches Draven and raises him to his feet. He whips him into the ropes and nails him with a dropkick to the solarplex. Draven hits hard and is gasping for air.

Ebon stands up from a hard right from Chupa. He manages to duck and dodge the next flurry but can’t move fast enough to dodge the high kick to the head. Ebon goes down, and as Chupa grabs another chair to beat Ebon with, he is met with a hard kick from the back. Chupa fell forward and landed head first onto the guard rail separating the audience from the ring. Eddie Mendez stands over Chupa with a smug smile on his face. Ebon chuckles a bit, and takes Eddie’s hand and stands up. The two begin to drag Chupa up the ramp and into the back.

Burgess lifts Draven into a suplex and BAM. Draven hits hard. Burgess roles Draven over and lifts him to his knees. Draven manages to hit a low blow and Burgess falls to his knees as well. The two stare eye to eye. Draven is beaten, Burgess is beaten. Several painful shots in such a short amount of time, and the man are now on their knees trading blow for blow, punch for punch.

Draven leans in with a hard right as Burgess’s jab is cut short. Draven gets the upper hand and manages to climb to his feet. He begins to stomp on Burgess over and over again. The ref comes to and climbs into the ring just as Draven has bounced off the ropes and is coming down with a hard splash onto Burgess. Draven lifts Burgess’s leg for the three count and the ref hits the mat just in time for Burgess to flip his arms up and ruin the pin. Draven gets pissed and lifts Burgess onto his feet. He sends Burgess into the ropes and ‘press slams’ him onto the canvas. Burgess lies there in pain. Draven lifts him up again and successfully performs a “Headhunter.” Burgess is out, Draven goes for the cover.

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‘Ding Ding’

WINNER and NEW X-Division Champion: Draven - 00:24:13


BACKSTAGE

Jackal is standing in the hallway watching one of the monitors...however he is distracted by Hurricane Jeff walking by...which brings out many cheers from the fans

HJ: Hey Jackal, long time no see. Its nice to see that your experince at this year's Stranglemania was better than last years. See ya around.

HJ gives Jackal a cocky smile and then walks away causing the fans to laugh and cheer even more

JACKAL: You'll get yours Jeff...you will get yours

[President Mac]

MONEY IN THE BANK LADDER MATCH
DREADNAUGHT, BLADE, MURPHY JONES, ANARCHIST, ANGEL, NICK SICKK, JAY CEE, BDC


The bell rings as all eight competitors stand around looking up at the briefcase hanging from the rafters above. BDC being the clever man he is quickly gazes down and clobbers Blade with a devastating clothesline causing the ring to break out into all out war. BDC is beating down on Blade and Dreadnaught is brawling with Nick Sickk, Jay Cee battles on the outside with Anarchist still got beef with each other after previous fueds. Murphy Jones takes out Angel as they battle up the ramp way.

HANKS: This is going to be a killer match up

MM: Sure is

In the ring BDC and Blade are still going at each other hard, Blade pushes the huge BDC against the ropes and tries to boot him but BDC takes it on the chin before grabbing Blade by the throat and slamming him over the rope onto the hard mat below! In the corner Nick Sickk is pummeling down on Alexander Dreadnaught and has him sat on top of the turnbuckle and is laying stiff punches to his head. BDC comes along and pushes Nick into Dreadnaught causing Nick to headbutt Dreads private parts and Dread falls to the outside as BDC hits a giant german suplex on Nick. BDC taking control in the ring.

On the outside Jay Cee swings Anarchist and slams him into the steel ring steps causing a loud crash and the steel steps to go across the floor. Jay Cee picks up Anarchist and power bombs him right onto the steps causing Anarchist to squeel in pain. Jay Cee rolls into the ring and climbs the turnbuckle and then frog splashes ontop of Anarchist who is led on the steps, the two men lay sprawled on the outside.

On the entrance ramp Angel and Murphy Jones are rolling about like a pair of girls. Angel stands up and slams her foot into the face of Murphy as she stumbles even further up the ramp. Murphy crawls his way to the back where Angel is waiting, he stands up and begins to charge at Angel but she side steps and Murphy literally face plants the solid steel backwall. He falls onto the floor holding his head as Angel takes a breather.

MM: OMG this s**t is crazy, we have action going on in all areas of the damn match!

CH: Yes I know this is suicidal stuff by all competitors, they really want that briefcase bad.

MM: Not as bad as I want that little fitty over there

MM looks toward the crowd as the match continues

In the ring BDC is standing tall when Jay Cee is up and chop blocks the back of BDCs knee bringing the big guy down on the one knee, now Jays height. Jay then bounces off the ropes and dropkicks the face of BDC flattening him onto the floor.

Meanwhile on the outside Blade and Dreadnaught are both pulling out two ladders and are sliding them into the ring. They both get onto the apron beside each other when Nick Sickk comes along and flying double clotheslines them both to the outside as all three men lay still on the floor again!

Anarchist is slowly moving about and has managed to sit up but is still holding his back as if in great pain

At the top of the entrance ramp Angel has Murphy Jones in a head lock and is kneeing him visciously. She drags him over to the edge of the top ramp and glares menacingly down at a large electrical box with a table in the middle and chairs around the outside. Angel slowly lifts Murphy up, with both hands clutched around his throat, she gets him up to her head height before throwing Murphy down into the box, straight through the table and onto the steel chairs. Sparks fly about everywhere as Murphy lies lifeless in amongst the wreckage!

CH: This is getting crazier the minute, Angel may have just ruined the career of Murphy Jones there!

MM: Did you see Jay Cee taking it to BDC the big man, incredible stuff.

CH: Will Anarchist ever get up?

Jay Cee and BDC are in the ring with Jay Cee dropping an elbow on BDC. Angel comes running own to the ring as Anarchist climbs in and Angel runs straight across spearing Anarchist and begins to punch him visciously! Nick, Dread and Blade all get up and Nick grabs Dread and throws him into the steel ring post as he rolls into the ring with Blade. Blade and Nick pick up the two ladders at the same time and look at each other, they then turn their heads as Jay Cee and Angel stand up from there beating down on Anarchist and BDC. Nick and Blade runs with the ladders and flatten Angel and Jay Cee! Blade then turns quickly and throws the ladder into the head of Nick causing him to fly through the second rope to the outside.

Blade sest the ladder up in the middle of the ring and begins to climb it but Anarchist and BDC are up and push the ladder over sending Blade to the outside too! BDC then boots Anarchist to the face and throwqs him on top of the downed ladder and stands on the second turnbuckle! He drops a 300 pound leg drop onto Anarchist who is led on top of the ladder! Anarchist rolls in pain as BDC stands up only to get clotheslined by Dreadnaught. Dread sits on top of BDC and begins to punch him as the crowd count each punch all the way to ten! Dread stands up and stands over BDC as he turns though he gets clobbered by a boot by Angel and Jay Cee and he goes flying to the outside, Jay Cee then grabs the head of Angel and throws her over the top rope! Jay Cee kicks BDC out of the ring and now he is left in the ring with one ladder. he climbs the ladder shakily but gets to the top. He grabs ahold of the briefcase.................

CH: Jay Cee going to win it here!

MM: Oh no it's not over yet!

Jay Cee is clutching onto the briefcase when Lance Fiennes comes hopping over the barrier and pulls the ladder away from Jay Cee. Jay Cee is left suspended in the air as Lance climbs the turnbuckle, he spears Jay Cee out of mid-air! Lance pulls Jay Cee to the outside and slams his head against the announce table, he then sest him up for a power bomb and puts him through the announce table! Jay Cee lies lifeless on the floor as Lance makes a hasy escape!

In the ring now lays no-one. All 8 are layed sprawled about the arena, BDC begins to move as he pulls out a ladder from underneath the ring. He continues to pull as the crowd cheer even more, the ladder keeps coming, BDC pulls it fully out revealing a masive 20 foot ladder, he smiles wildly as he pushes it into the ring! Also Dreadnaught on the outside and Nick are also pulling out two other massive 20 foot ladders and sliding them into the ring! They get in and set them up alongside BDCs ladder as they all climb them. They all reach up and grab the briefcase and look at each other, just then Angel, Anarchist and Blade come over and pull the three ladders from underneath them leaving all three men suspended above the ring. Blade, Angel and Anarchist then set the ladders up opposite them and spear all three others from the air! All 6 lay motionless in the ring and Jay Cee is left lifeless in the wreckage of the announce table!

CH: How will this one turn out?

MM: All 8 are spawled out, no clear winner as of yet!

There are no signs of anyone moving for at least 2 minutes, everyone has been taken to the absolute limit. They all begin slowly move about slowly sitting up, BDC and Blade are the first to get up, BDC goes to grab a ladder only to get a dropkick by Blade to the face, BDC falls to one knee, Blade then goes to bounce off the ropes but gets tripped by Angel who then stands up and starts kikcing Blade, Nick Sickk comes from behind and hits a backbreaker on Angel. Dreadnaught then comes from the turnbuckle and crossbodies Nick. Dread is stood up and is picking up a ladder when Anarchist comes from behind and slams Dreads head into the ladder and the ladder lays against the ropes. Dread falls over but flings Anarchist through the ropes in the process, Dreda stands up laughing at Anarchist when BDC comes through and throws Dread over the edge, Ncik Sickk then comes through and takes BDC through the second rope with him landing on Anarchist and Dread!! All 4 stand up on the outside then out of nowhere Angel and Blade come flying off the top of the ladder after running up it and hit shooting star presses on the other four!! The crowd go mental!

Angel and Blade stand up and go to high five each other then remember the task at hand and start brawling. Blade gets the upper hand and whips Angel into the barricade, he rolls into the ring and sets up a ladder and begins to climb it, unfortunately for him the other four are back into the ring. BDC and Nick Sickk set up another ladder next to him while Dread climbs under him. Anarchist climbs the other side. Dread goes under Blades legs in a powerbomb position and Anarchist sits on the shoulders of Blade! BDC jumps over and grabs the head of Anarchist while Nick Sickk stands on top of the ladder. Dread falls forward bringing Blade with him Anarchist is sat on his shoulders and BDC has him by the head. They hit the floor in one massive tower, Blade gets powerbombed and face bustered by Anarchist but Anarchist gets a huge DDT by BDC. All four lay on the mat and Nick Sickk raises his arms standing a good 12 feet above all the others. He leaps off and hits the Sickest Flip In Wrestling onto all four of them, Nick clutches his back!

Angel comes running back into the ring and takes the opportunity to set up another ladder and climbs it. She reaches up to the briefcase and goes to untie it.........Jay Cee comes running through, springboard off the ropes and cross bodies Angel right down to the mat!

CH: Where the hell did he come from!?

MM: I know just a second ago he was sprawled through our announcing table!

Jay Cee stands up as the crowd give him a roar of appreciation. He looks about the ring at everyone lying down in a complete heap of a mess, he just smirks as he pulls up the ladder and goes to the top again, he clutches onto the briefcase and goes to take it off when BDC picks up the ladder and takes it to the otherside of the ring with jay still clutching the briefcase, his body being strecthed about.

BDC grabs another ladder and aims it up under the gut of Jay Cee and thrusts the ladder upwards and hits Jay right i the gut with the top of the ladder, Jay releases his grip and falls through the air, all of a sudden Blade comes running through and spears the lifeless body of Jay Cee sending him through the air like a rag doll as his neck whiplashes badly.

BDC looks in amazement at what he has just seen when he spots Angel running at him, he turns and ducks and Angel goes flying shoulder first into the ring post, BDC turns around again and gets put through the second rope by Anarchist and Dread. Dread then walks to the outside and pulls out another ladder laying it on top of the foreign announcers table. He then takes the body of BDC and throws him onto the ladder. Nick then gets back in the ring but Anarchist catches him with a dropkick and a DDT.

He then sets Nick on top of the turnbuckle and goes to superplex him into the ring but Nick blocks it and superplexes Anarchist over the other side of the turnbuckle and straight on top of BDC who is lead on the ladder on the announce table, Anarchist, BDC and Nick go through the table landing on the ladder hard. Blade spots this and goes over to the ropes opposite them, he grabs the ropes in two hands, pulls himself up on the rope and stands on it with two feet, he then propels himself off of it and hits a lionsault on top of BDC, and knocking out Nick and Anarchist!

In the ring Angel pulls herself back from the ring post and turns around, she picks up the lifeless body of Jay Cee and hits a suplex on him, she then goes to hit her finisher but Jay Cee reverses it into his own! Angel and Jay Cee lay motionless in the ring!

CH: Still no winner in this epic match, will this ever end!?

MM: I have no idea, valiant effort by all, whoever wins deserves to win this match!

Blade proceeded to climb the ladder, but BDC met him at the top.

The two brawled, but Blade pushed him off the ladder. BDC grabbed another ladder and blasted Blade from his spot atop the ladder.

BDC climbed back up and grabbed the briefcase

Winner: BDC - 00:37:46

[President Mac]

BRANDED 10 MAN MNB/FNR TAG TEAM MATCH
OLYPSIUS, NATHANIEL BROADWAY, MADDOG, VICTOR HADES, SERIAL KILLER
VS.
LANCE FIENESS, JASON WALKER, PHILLIP ROCCA, HOPPER ROSE, SNOOP JACKSON

The bell would ring as Lance Fiennes and Nathaniel Broadway would would start off the match for their respective teams. Lance would start with a few stiff shots before taking over Broadway wtih a suplex. Lance would drop and elbow getting a one count out of it. Lance would go over and tag in Phillip Rocca. Rocca would come in and get taken down right away by Broadway who would have him on the mat pounding on his head like a beach ball. Broadway would tag in Victor Hades who would take over where Broadway started. Rocca would somehow get out of the pounding long enough to tag in Hopper Rose. Rose would come in and slam down Hades to the mat hard before going up top and dropping an elbow for a two count.

HANKS: Rose is looking good out there

MM: Brawl needs a miracle

Rose would tag in to Snoop Jackson while Hades would tag in Maddog. Snoop would come in to a clothesline from Maddog. Maddog would take down Snoop again with a hard DDT spiking Snoop onto of his bald head. Maddog would go up top and fly off with The Enigmatic Drop, but would only get a two count before Hopper Rose would make the save. Rose would drag Snoop to the corner and Jason Walker would tag in. Olypsius would tag himself in and hit Walker with a spin kick. Olypsius would fly off the top rope with a shooting star press that got a close two count on Walker. Olypsius would tag in Serial Killer who would come in and nail Walker with a Decapitator. Walker would be saved from a surefire pin by Lance Fiennes who would tag himself into the match.

HANKS: Is that...allowed?

MM: I didnt see anything

Lance would come in a house of fire hitting all five of his opponents with clotheslines or big boots to the face. Lance would give Serial Killer The Fiennes-O-Matic for a two before Olypsius would break the pin up. Nathaniel Broadway and Hopper Rose would both tag back into the match. The two would exchange some good holds before Rose would give Broadway a DDT which would stop his offense. Rose would give Broadway The Utterdestruction and get a close two before Maddog would break up the pin. Maddog would come back in and takedown Rose. Rose would get a tag to Snoop Jackson again, but would end up being a bad move. Snoop would once again come in and get another big time beatdown from Maddog. Maddog would tag in Olypsius and in an odd turn of events the two enemies would work together to double powerbomb Snoop to the mat with a thud. Olypsius would cover and get a two count before Lance Fiennes broke the pin up.

HANKS: Brawl is in trouble out there

Lance would tag himself in out of anger and come in nearly kicking the head off of Olypsius with a big boot. Lance would cover and get a close two count from the current TV Champion. Olypsius would hit a low blow on Lance and tagged out as quickly as possible to avoid any more punishment and Victor Hades was brought back into the match. Hades would come in and would share a good exchange of power moves from Lance, but Lance would end up getting up the upper hand in the occasion.

Lance would set up for another Feinnes-O-Matic, but the move would be cut off when Phillip Rocca tagged himself in. Rocca would pick up the limp Victor Hades and hits The Golden Edition! No one gets up from that! Well almost no one. Hades is right back up Rocca did not even get to cover him Hades just no sold his finisher! The move has awakened something inside of Hades and now Rocca is in a whole mess of crap.

Hades lets out a primal scream and lays into Rocca with a series of hard chops. Rocca's chest is starting to blister and look like raw meat. I would not want to be that man right now. Rocca runs to his corner tagging in a scared Jason Walker. Walker charges and gets a superkick from Hades. Hades with a tag to Serial who comes in with a flying headbutt onto Walker.

The match would come to a climactic end when Phillip Rocca and the rest of team MNB would come into the ring pre-emting Team FN'R to enter the ring as well. We got a 10 Way Brawl. Lance Fiennes and Hopper Rose are tossed out of the ring hitting one another when they hit the floor. Rocca, Snoop, and Walker are left in a 5 on 3 situation and this does not look to good for them. Maddog would mount the top and Snoop would recieve a Brainbuster from Olypsius with Maddog following up with The Enigmatic Drop. Jason Walker would be kicked low and deposited in a corner. Nathaniel Broadway would put a chair in front Walker as Victor Hades would springboard into the ring with front flip coast to coast dropkick putting the chair into the face of Walker with force! Rocca would get The Decapitator from Serial Killer. This match is over Olypsius, Broadway, and Hades get a 3 way pin over Snoop, Rocca, and Walker for the win.

Post Match

Post match Lance and Hopper Rose would awaken to see their 3 partners lying in the center of ring out cold. Both men would snap and go balistic on Rocca, Snoop, and Walker. Snoop would get a Fiennes-O-Matic from Lance. Rocca would get The Utterdestruction from Hopper Rose. Jason Walker's demise when Lance and Hopper would team up and give Walker a Combinaion Powerbomb/Fiennes-O-Matic. Lance Fiennes and Hopper Rose stand tall post match giving the other 3 a suiting punishment for costing them the match.

Then, with the audience giving a mixed response, Hopper Rose lunges onto the turnbuckle, raising his arms triumphantly to the crowd for having redeemed himself of being on the losing side. Lance looks over to Hopper and grins, his eyebrows angling into a very masochistic angle.

Slowly moving, the audience catches wind of a set-up, and suddenly...

None other than BDC runs down to the ring with his suitcase in one hand!!!

Still sweating from his own match, but more than ready for Hopper... Rose jumps off the turnbuckle and turns around, only to receive a suitcase shot to the head. Rocca and Snoop return to their feet, staggering, but look to defend their brand's honour by attacking BDC and Lance.

Lance ducks a clothesline from Rocca and then hits a Fiennes Bomb just as BDC hits a powerful spinebuster on Snoop Jackson. Both Rocca and Jackson roll out of the ring in agony, leaving only Walker, still reeling from the Rose/Fiennes effort earlier, to rise.

Walker rises onto his feet and catches his breath, hanging onto his neck after the power of Lance's Fiennes-O-Matic. Suddenly Nathaniel Broadway runs into the ring with a chair!!!

He rushes over to BDC and lifts up his chair to hit, but stops dead...

Suddenly he turns and hits Jason Walker over the head! The sheer impact of Walker's attack sends Walker over the ropes to the outside. Broadway throws the chair into the centre of the ring and glares at both Fiennes and BDC, who approach the centre.

The three get into a three-way staredown, and after a few tense moments, they grin simultaneously and grab each other's hands. They line up and push out their chests for the audience in a great big battle-cry. The audience knows to boo straight away, the sheer double-crossing and unprovoked attack of the group having garnered this hatred. BDC takes a microphone from the nearby announcer to speak.

BDC: "My congratulations to Broadway and regrets to Fiennes. Both of you boys are the biggest in the business... the best of the best! Along with myself! And we're all TIRED of being double-crossed and screwed over by the EwC masses... we HATE IT! We hate the management and the people who book us in the most unfavourable ways... we hate the egotistical wannabes who deny us our right to brag about our talent... we hate YOU! The people who watch this show and cheer for the inadequate while pissing over everyone who works their best to get somewhere in this business..."

Lance takes the microphone from BDC.

Lance: "It's time to take a stand! It's time to make something of ourselves and make an IMPACT in this business. The Impact Players made the wrong move when they made a fool out of me at Meltdown... and BDC's endured enemies on all sides. Let's not forget Broadway, who week-in and week-out is denied the title shots he deserves. We're all talent, but we're all deprived of what we deserve. And we're here for REVENGE and we're here to bring the hurt on all that oppose us... we ARE... we are... we are BDC, Nathaniel Broadway and Lance Fiennes... and WE... ARE..."

For the final word, Broadway takes the microphone from Lance.

Broadway: "WE ARE RETRIBUTION INC.!!!"

BDC: "Because we're getting back at the bastards!"

With a final roar, met hastily by a booming dissatisfaction from the audience, BDC's theme music plays as the three leave the ring together, the carnage left behind being quickly taken away by EMTs on site...

Winners: Friday Night Rampage - 00:17:21

[President Mac]

WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
*2/3 PIN FALLS MATCH WITH STIPULATIONS*
SHADOW MAN VS. CAMERON HAYDEN (C)

CH: Wow, just wow.

MM: I know Colin – I can’t quite believe what we just saw there.

CH: It’s been quite a night here at the Staples Centre, and it’s not over yet.

MM: Up next is the first of our two Main events, the legendary Shadow Man against one of the longest reigning champions in EWC history, Cameron Hayden, and it is for the World Heavyweight Title.

CH: Let’s take a look at shocking and exciting events that have been leading up to what will surely be an unforgettable battle between two of the best that the EWC has to offer ….

(The X - Treme Tron flares up and "I Dare You" by Shinedown plays over the segment. It first shows Hayden vs Shadow at Uncensored, when both men battled to a bloody draw. Images of chair shots, insane ladder moves and sickening collisions through tables by both men flashes on the Tron, and then it moves on to their next match at King of the Cage. Similar images of brutal violence are played, and you see Shadow Man hitting the GBC and then walking toward the cage door, only to have a toaster thrown at him by Hayden. It then shows Wade telling Hayden and Shadow Man that their match at Stranglemania will be a Best of 3 pinfalls ….. first pin No DQ – second a submission match, and if needed, the third would be a Texas Death Match. It then showed the back and forth tussles between Shadow and Hayden during the last month, leading up to Stranglemania. It finally ends with images of Hayden dominating his opponents, and the same with Shadow Man.)

CH: Exciting stuff – and it’s about to get a hell of a lot better! Tonight, and just for this match, we have a VERY special guest announcer!

MM: I hear you Hanksy boy! Ladies and gentlemen, the extremely beautiful and one of the biggest female action stars to ever come out of Hollywood …… JESSICA BIEL!!!!!

(“Trouble” by Pink plays from the arena PA system and Jessica Biel walks down the ramp. The crowd go wild and give her a standing ovation as she climbs up the steps, and grabs a mic.)

CH: Now THAT’S what I call a woman!

MM: As opposed to the other thousands of people in here with breasts and a v****a?

CH: You, you know what I mean ….

MM: No, I really don’t. Please explain to me Colin.

CH: ….. I never thought I’d say this, but bring back FBI ……

Jessica Biel: Ladies and gentlemen, introducing first – he weighs in at 245lbs and stands at 6’5”. He is the most handsome man I know and is a personal friend of mine – the one, the only, and the extremely well hung …. SHADOW MAN!!!!!!

(The lights in the arena slowly begin to dim as everyone in the arena quickly gets to their feet and begin to make some noise. “Save Me” by Remy Zero then begins to play over the Sound System as three strobe lights begin to pulse in the entrance way, fog then begins to rise from below the stage in front of the entrance.

The X-Treme Tron lights up counting down from 9 all the way to 1. It seems as though every single person is on there feet counting down the numbers. Once it gets to 0 large letters flash “IT'S SHOWTIME”.

An enormous uproar of cheers now blends out the blasting of Save Me! A few moments later Shadow Man walks from behind the wall of fog onto the stage. He stands there for a few seconds with a smirk on his face and begins to point to the fans that are screaming the loudest.

He then turns and points towards the entrance as the lovely Elisha Cuthbert walks from behind the wall of fog as well. In a sexy manor she approaches Shadow and puts her arms around him. Shadow does the same as she gives him a kiss on the cheek.

He is about to walk towards the ring, when to his surprise; Hurricane Jeff walks from behind the wall of fog and walks up to him. The crowd go absolutely insane ad they hug, shake hands and HJ bids him good luck before walking back through the fog and into the backstage area.)

CH: What a touch of utter class there!

MM: Yeah – although never as good as me, HJ is still one of the biggest names that the EWC has ever had – apart from Dominic Scott Raymond Sebastian Peppard Smith, a young rookie that joined us for a few weeks. So technically, HE had the biggest name in EWC history.

CH: I don’t know why I bother ….

(Shadow then looks towards the camera with a cocky yet confident look on his face as they begin to walk down the ramp and towards the ring. On the way he makes silly faces into the camera. After waving at the fans while walking down the ramp Shadow lets go of Elisha’s hand and runs and slides onto the ring apron on one knee and holding onto the middle Rope, Shadow gets to his feet and in a cocky manor steps threw the first and second Ropes.

He then gets into the ring and runs over to the corner and jumps up onto the second turnbuckle. He pats himself on the chest twice and then points to all the screaming fans. He then points to the sky and pumps his fist for Memphis Reigns! Shadow then jumps down from the turnbuckle and turns around.

He walks up to Jessica Biel, hugs her and kisses her on the cheek. She raises his arm in the air, and he then backs into one of the turnbuckle corners and nervously yet eagerly awaits Cameron Hayden.)

Jessica Biel: (Blushing slightly) And his opponent, weighing in at 209lbs and standing at 5’9, he is one of the longest reigning World Heavyweight Champions in EWC history …… CAMERON HAYDEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(The lights go out and a purple strobe light flashes and smoke begins to pours out. "Get Born Again," by Alice In Chains blares from the in house PA system, and a white spotlight shines down on to the entrance of the ramp. Mist lifts from the ramp, and we see Cameron Hayden appear from underneath it. He is standing on some sort of podium, and he raises his World title high over his head as silvery pyro engulfs his body. He shakes his head and walks to the ring with his eyes laser focused squarely on Shadow Man. He hops up onto the ring apron, pulls himself over the top rope, and then hops onto the middle rope and raises his arms above his head, and then points to himself, before hopping off and standing in the middle of the ring.

Jessica Biel leaves the ring and is escorted over the barrier. There, she is met by none other than her Blade Trinity co – star, Ryan Reynolds, along with WWE superstar The Rock and also Vin Diesel.)

CH: It looks like half of Hollywood is here tonight – and we even get people like The Rock here, which prove that we are THE number one entity in Sports Entertainment today!!!

MM: And also that we give FAR to many free tickets away to celebrities, just so that it makes it look like we are something better than what we are.

CH: …….

(The ref stands next to Hayden and motions for Shadow to stand next to him. Hayden lifts the World title high in the air and grits his teeth toward Shadow. Shadow nods his head and clicks his neck to the right. The ref goes to take the title off Hayden, but Hayden snatches it back and pushes the ref. Shadow stops the ref from falling over, and Hayden wastes no time and hits Shadow Man in the back of his head with the belt. Shadow hits the mat hard, and Hayden hits him once again on the back of the head, knocking him clean out cold. He turns Shadow over and goes for the quick pin – but the ref refuses to do the count because he hasn’t signalled for the bell yet. Hayden is furious, throws the title on the mat, and then throws the ref through the middle rope and onto the mats outside. He grabs the bell and batters the ref with it, splitting him open in the process.)

CH: Damn you Hayden!!!!!

MM: Oh shut up, the man’s got a match to win damn it, and that’s exactly the kind of thing he has to do to walk out of here the champ. The ref made a bad call, and Hayden decided to punish him for it.

CH: But that’s just inhuman – surely the belt can’t be as important as the health and safety of an EWC official?

MM: And that comment sums up why you have NO idea what it is like to be an athlete in this industry! You have to be ruthless in EVERYTHING you do! Hayden is the World champ – and he will KILL Shadow Man, EWC officials and even his own MOTHER if he that is what it will take to leave here as the World Champ!

(Shadow Man is still unconscious and Elisha has slid under the bottom rope to check on him. Hayden looks in the ring, sees this, and smiles an evil smile. They lock eyes, and a look of utter horror fills her face. Hayden throws the bell into the ring and slides under the bottom rope. She tries running, but he grabs her by the hair and pulls her toward him. She screams in total disgust as Hayden licks her cheek. She slaps him across the face in defiance, but he simply looks at her and smiles. She tries to slap him again, but he catches her hand and gives her a swift backhand. She falls to the mat and Hayden slowly walks toward her.)

MM: Nice pimp slap there by Hayden!

CH: You are almost as sick as Hayden! That was morally reprehensible and Cameron Hayden had NO business in laying his hands on her ….

MM: Oh, that’s just horsesh** Colin. She had NO business being in the ring, and Hayden just put her in her place. She should leave the wrestling to the professionals and keep to washing dishes and looking pretty!

CH: Damn you Cameron Hayden, and Damn you to Mystery Man!

MM: Whatever.

(Elisha crawls out of the ring and tries to run up the ramp. Hayden steps over the top rope and starts walking after her, ring bell in hand. She trips over half way up the ramp and Hayden stands over her. He is about to smash her over the head with it, when to everyone’s surprise, Hurricane Jeff runs down the ramp with a Steel Chair in his hands. The crowd go berserk as Cameron Hayden backs up quickly and puts his hand up as if to say “No, don’t hit me”. HJ steps toward Hayden, but stops when he knows that Elisha is safe. She stands up, and he makes her stand behind him. Hayden laughs, shrugs to the camera, and starts walking back toward HJ and Elisha. Suddenly, Shadow Man is back to his feet and has managed to get a microphone in his hand.)

SM: Hayden, you leave her the hell alone, you damn coward! HJ buddy – I got it covered. You take her backstage and keep that pig as far away from her as possible. Now, I’m sure that all of the fans want to see a nice, new referee get his ass down to this ring, and for me to start beating your ass all over the Staples Center!

You think that your are an evil man Hayden, but who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?

Crowd: THE SHADOW KNOWS!!!!!!!

CH: Oh hell yes!

MM: Oh please, that was the lamest and stupidest way to get a cheap pop that I’ve ever seen!

(Shadow drops the mic to the floor as Hayden starts to walk toward the ring. He bounces off the furthest rope and launches over the top rope and onto Hayden. The crowd go wild as Shadow starts to pound Hayden in the face, and a new ref runs down to the ring, accompanied by EMT’s to take the injured ref backstage.

Shadow Man picks Hayden up and throws him rib first into the barriers, and quickly follows it up with a flying knee into Hayden’s back. He wastes no time and throws him once again into the barrier. He then pulls up some of the protective flooring and throws it into the crowd. He grabs Hayden and hits him with an Overhead Belly to Belly Suplex, straight onto the concrete!!!!)

Crowd: Holy s**t – Holy s**t – Holy s**t

(Hayden writhes in pain on the floor, and Shadow Man quickly goes for the pin.

1 ….









2…..







Hayden kicks out, elbowing Shadow in his temple as he does it. Shadow flinches, and this gives Hayden the chance to get to his feet and launch an attack of his own. Both men battle back and forth outside of the ring, and they are both equally matched at this early stage of the battle. Shadow hits a suplex, which is followed by a Hayden DDT, which is countered with a Shadow uppercut. The deadlock is further emphasised when both men run at each other in front of the announce table and both hit a Clothesline at the same time, causing them both to hit the floor. The ref begins a 10 count.

1 ….

2 ….

3 ….

Shadow gets to his feet and puts Hayden on the announce table. Hayden hits Shadow with a Low Blow and makes Shadow drop to his knees. He knees Shadow in the face a few times, causing Shadow’s right cheek to swell up. He signals for a Piledriver and tried to pick Shadow up. Shadow spins round in mid air and slams Hayden’s head straight through the announce table!!!!

The table crumbles and the crowd gasp on shock. Hayden is busted wide open and Shadow is howling in agony.)

CH: OH MY GOD!!!!!

MM: Now that’s more like it!!!!

CH: Hayden is bleeding, and Shadow is down!

MM: But Shadow Man didn’t hurt himself, why is he howling like that?

CH: Let’s have a look at the footage

(A replay begins on the X – Treme Tron, and it shows Shadow Man slamming his injured knee hard onto the floor.)

CH: Looks like he’s re injured that knee!!!

MM: That doesn’t bode him very well for the Submission match then does it!

(Hayden wipes the blood from his face and drags himself toward the ring. The ref begins to count, as Shadow Man is unable to stand.

1 ….

2 ….

3 ….

Shadow Man grits his teeth and begins slamming his knee onto the floor. He does this two, three times, and there is a loud POP as his knee seems to snap back into place.

4 ….

5 ….

There are tears in his eyes as he pulls his belt off and fastens it around his knee.

6 ….

7 ….

8 …..

Hayden is in the ring sitting in the furthest corner and is distraught as he sees Shadow Man pull himself into the ring. The ref stops the count and the crowd gasp in relief. Both men stand up and pause for a moment while they get their breath back. Shadow is limping, and Hayden is bleeding like a pig. They pile into each other once again and things begin to get nasty as both competitors try to go for the win. Hayden bounces off the ropes and hits a Running Drop Kick to Shadow’s injured knee and Shadow collapses. Hayden starts lifting Shadow off the mat and slamming his knee onto the floor, and does this three or four times before picking Shadow up and setting him up for the Birth Control. Shadow is groggy and in immense pain and can’t fight back. Hayden smears his blood into Shadow’s face and BANG!!!!

He hits the Birth Control and pins him

1 …….












2 …….












KICK OUT!!!!)

CH: How the hell did he just do that?

MM: I may not like him, but the kid’s got guts.

(Hayden is going nuts and can’t believe it. He gets to his feet and picks Shadow up and hits yet another Birth Control – BANG!!!!

The ref counts

1 ……







2 ……













3 ……)

CH: Hayden’s got the first pin fall, and now we go to a Submission match!

MM: May as well ring the damn bell now, ‘cause there’s no way that Hayden’s losing this one!

CH: In all of the years that I’ve been commentating, I’ve learned one thing!

MM: Only one thing eh? Oh DO please tell me, I’m practically at the edge of my seat in anticipation …

CH: Fine – take the mickey – but one thing is for certain, and that is that you NEVER, EVER take Shadow Man for granted!

MM: Oh please. Cameron Hayden is a fricking Submission specialist, and Shadow’s knee is broken. I don’t care HOW much testicular fortitude that he may have – there is NO way that he is coming out of this one as the World Champion!!!

(The ref raises Hayden’s arm, and Hayden celebrates. He once again lies over Shadow Man and makes the ref pin 1, 2, 3 again, but it obviously doesn’t count. He stands up and climbs one of the turnbuckles and raises his arms over his head in victory.

Shadow Man begins to stir, and he drags himself to his feet. Hayden has his back turned to him, and so he picks up the ring bell and smashes Hayden across his head with it. Hayden collapses to his knees, and Shadow rips off the middle turnbuckle’s protective cover and starts slamming Hayden’s head onto it. Hayden’s face is a mangled mess, and the top of his left eyebrow is split open. Shadow hits him a few more times, and to Hayden’s absolute horror, Shadow locks in the Contraception!!!!)

MM: He can’t do that – that’s Hayden’s finisher!!!!

CH: Go on Shadow, you can do it!!!!

(While he has him in the hold, Shadow slams Hayden’s face into the turnbuckle a few more times, and then drags him to the middle of the ring. The ref picks Hayden’s arm up

Once ….

Twice ….

Hayden stops it in mid air, but he can’t get out of the hold. The ref attempts again:

Once ….















Twice ….

Hayden stops it again, but Shadow screams in frustration and squeezes even harder. Hayden’s eyes start rolling back in his head, and the ref attempts once again

Once ….








Twice ….












Three Times!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shadow relinquishes the hold and both men just lie in a heap next to each other.)


CH: I don’t believe it – Shadow Man just submitted Hayden with his own finisher!!!!

MM: What a cheap and low quality finish from Shadow Man there, but he got the job done!

CH: Exactly … Wait, what’s happening now? Is that, is that Michael Saint?

MM: Yes it is – and it looks like he’s pushing something.

(Saint storms down the ramp pushing a shopping trolley full of weapons and the like toward the ring. The ref runs out to stop him, but Saint kicks him in the groin and throws him into the steel steps, knocking yet another ref out. He reaches into the trolley and grabs a first aid kit. He slides under the ropes and starts tending to Hayden’s wounds. He bandages his head and then uses smelling salts to wake him up. Hayden slides out of the ring when he’s recovered and starts going through the new “toys” that Saint has brought him. Saint grabs the bell and looks as if he is going to go to work on Shadow’s injured knee)

CH: He can’t do that!!!! Somebody stop him!!!!

(With that, JASON BURGESS runs down the ramp, slides into the ring and goes to beat down Saint, but Saint runs as fast as he can up the ramp. The crowd are going wild, and a Burgess chant starts around the arena. Burgess drags Shadow Man to one of the corners and makes sure that he’s ok. Shadow looks shocked, but nods and tells him that he’s fine. Burgess is about to leave, but Shadow grabs him and points toward where Jessica Biel and Ryan Reynolds is sitting. Burgess looks confused, but sees Jessica Biel holding a large sports bag in her arms. Burgess motions toward it and asks Shadow if he wants him to get it. Shadow nods and Burgess quickly grabs it and slides it into the ring. He gives Shadow the thumbs up and walks up the ramp, as a third ref walks to the ring.)

CH: I never thought I’d see the day when Jason Burgess would be helping Shadow Man out!

MM: Yeah, yeah, wonderful stuff I’m sure, but I’m more concerned about what’s in that bag.

(Hayden reaches into the shopping trolley and starts throwing all kinds of deadly and insane items into the ring. Shadow Man stands up and stares at the deadly debris. There’s a hockey stick, a cricket bat, a cheese grater, a STOP sign, and a trashcan. Hayden grabs a small brown bag and brings it into the ring with him. He starts to walk toward Shadow Man, but Shady motions for him to stop, and he does so, slightly confused.

The crowd go insane as Shadow Man reveals a baseball bat covered in barbed wire, a set of handcuffs, a golf club, and an iron. Hayden smirks and nods with a hint of admiration. He steps toward Shadow Man and reaches into the bag that he is carrying, and pulls out a TOASTER!!!!!)

MM: There it is – the weapon of mass destruction that almost cost Shadow Man his match at KOTC!!!!!

(The crowd are on their feet as Hayden prepares to run at Shadow, but he once again motions for him to stop for a moment. Hayden pauses mid run, toaster in hand, and Shadow signals that he’s got one more surprise in the bag. He reaches into it, and Hayden leans slightly toward him, eager to see what he has. Shadow smiles, and pulls out ……. A LOAF OF BREAD!!!!!!

Hayden goes berserk as the crowd start laughing at him, and he charges at Shadow and hits him in the chest with the toaster. Shadow crouches over, and Hayden swings the toaster upwards and smacks Shadow square on the chin. Blood erupts from Shadow’s mouth and Hayden continues to beat him down onto the floor. He takes the chord from the toaster and wraps it around Shadow’s throat, choking the life out of him. He pushes Shadow into the nearest ring corner, slides out of the ring, and wraps pulls the chord around the steel post and ties it in a knot. Shadow writhes as he chokes, and Hayden slides back into the ring and grabs the cheese grater. He walks up to Shadow Man, looks at the cheese grater, and then starts scraping it across Shadow’s forehead. Shadow screams in pain as the flesh is torn from his body. He then starts working on Shadow’s left cheek, and Shadow once again howls in agony. He throws the cheese grater onto the mat, and goes back to the shopping trolley outside of the ring. He rummages through it, finds what he was looking for, and walks back up to Shadow Man.)

CH: Oh my god – what’s he got now?

MM: He can’t be can he – Colin, I think he’s just grabbed himself a box of salt!!!

CH: NO NO NO!!!

(Hayden pours some salt into his hand, and then starts rubbing it onto Shadow’s open wounds. Shadow screams again, and temporarily passes out from the combination of lack of oxygen and excruciating pain. The ref starts to count.

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Hayden climbs up one of the turnbuckles and starts celebrating

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Shadow comes round slightly and reaches for the bag that Burgess had put in the ring

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He fondles around inside it and pulls out a pair of wire cutters. He gets to work on the chord, and it eventually breaks. He pulls himself up on the top rope, picks up the baseball bat that is covered with barbed wire, and hobbles over to the still celebrating Cameron Hayden. He swings the bat and the barbed wire digs itself into Hayden’s back. Hayden arches forward in utter agony, and Shadow adds further fuel to the fire by dragging it down his back and ripping the skin. Hayden falls off the turnbuckle and rolls around on the mat. Shadow grabs the pack of salt and tips it onto Hayden’s back. Shadow picks up the stop sign and starts slamming it onto Hayden’s body, and Hayden somehow manages to roll out of the ring. Shadow grabs the iron and pulls himself up to the top rope.

[President Mac]

Hayden stands up, turns around and watches in horror as Shadow Man leaps off the top rope and aims the iron straight at Hayden’s head. Shadow hits home, and Hayden collapses to his knees. Shadow drags himself to the shopping trolley, grabs it, and rams it into Hayden’s body. Shadow reaches under the ring and pulls out a table. He sets it up at the bottom of the ramp, drags Hayden on top of it, face down, and climbs back into the ring, iron in hand. He wraps the chord of the iron around his wrist and grips the handle. He launches himself through the air and slams the iron onto Hayden’s neck as they both crash through the table. Neither men are moving, and the ref starts a double count.

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MM: Damn it – we’ve got to have a winner here tonight!!!!

CH: COME ON SHADOW MAN!!!

MM: Oh screw you Hanks – GET UP HAYDEN!!!!

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Shadow starts to stir and slowly gets to his knees

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He pulls himself up and holds on to the barrier

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He collapses to the floor as “Save Me” blasts from the PA system and gold and red confetti falls from the ceiling. Hurricane Jeff and Elisha run down to help him up, and they hold onto him as the ref hands him the World Heavyweight title.

CH: HE’S DONE IT. OH MY GOD – SHADOW MAN HAS ACHIEVED THE UNACHIEVABLE! THEY SAID IT COULDN’T BE DONE, BUT SHADOW MAN HAS DEFIED THE ODDS AND PROVEN THE CRITICS WRONG. FRIDAY NIGHTS WILL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN NOW THAT SHADOW MAN IS THE CHAMPION!!!!

MM: What a battle – both men put their lives and bodies on the line, and although I think Hayden was the most vicious tonight, Shadow prove that he still has the tenacity to be one of the elite here in the EWC.

Hurricane Jeff holds Shadow Man up as he lifts the title high into the air. Elisha brings him a microphone. Tears are flowing down his cheeks, and he is wincing in pain as he begins to address the fans.

“Hayden...I just want to say something to Hayden...thank you for the fight of my life...thank you for the chance to win this title belt...I can promise you I will do my best to be the best champ I can be...I will give you a rematch anytime you want it...other then that...to all my fans and to all those in the back...I need to ask one question (the fans say it with him) WHOS NEXT...I love you all, enjoy the rest of the night”

Winner and NEW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION Shadow Man - 01:07:26

[President Mac]

EWC CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
*TRIPLE CAGE MATCH*
JESSE NUNEZ VS. MOSES LAKE (C)

Then, the lights dim, and the spotlight shines on the Triple Steel Cage structure. It begins to descend for the main event. As the cages touch the ground, the camera's focus on the EwC Undisputed World Championship belt Hanging about 7 feet above the top cage.

The titantron lights up showing highlights from current and past wars from Vietnam to present day. The ramp begins to lift up from the ground and up into the air while music begins to play.

Get up
Get up
Get up

Get up
Get up
Get up

Get up
Get up
Get up

Get up
Get up
Get up

A US Military Tank begins to roll out into the sight of the fans. Fans are going crazy as “Bombshell” by Powerman 5000 begins to pick up. The ramp is now about 40 feet up in the air. Fireworks from at the top of the arena begin flying down toward the tank as if they are missiles trying to take out the tank.

Get up
Get up
Get up
Drop the Bombshell

Get up
Get up
This is out of control

Get up
Get up
Get up
Drop the Bombshell

Get up
Get up
Get down...

The tank continues to roll down toward the Triple Steel Cage. The tank is still being hit from all the fireworks.

Now, look who's coming
Yeah, look who's back
Quick drop the bombshell straight to the track
The 21st century killing machine
Burnt on the inside,
A five-headed team

Now I'm not the same because you're not the same,
Well you're not the same the because I'm not the same,
We're not the same, this could never be the same
and we just wanna survive...

The tank stops about 15 feet away from the structure in the middle of the building. The music slowly fades off and skips a bit of the song. It then continues to go on.

I'm not same
You're not the same
You're not the same, and
I'm not the same...

The music comes back for its finale. Fireworks now from everywhere around the arena from the top from the rafters from the entrance way comes toward hitting the tank with one last assault.

Get up
Get up
Get up
Drop the Bombshell!

Get up
Get up
This is out of control!

Get up
Get up
Get up
Drop the Bombshell!

Get up
Get up
Get down...

Get up! Get up!
Drop the Bombshell!
Get up! Get up!
Drop the Bombshell!

The fireworks stop. The music comes to a complete stop. The lights dim down as the titantron goes pitch black. Fans are still cheering at the top of their lungs. “The Time is Now” begins to play on the PA system. The fans roar even louder as the lights around the arena flicker lighting up the place as if it is the red carpet at the Grammy Awards.

The titantron shows Jesse Nunez’ entrance video. Jesse Nunez signs, banners, t-shirts, replica Division X Spinner titles could be seen from all over the arena. All eyes are on the tank. From the top of the tank could be seen something being pushed up like someone coming up from an elevator. It is Jesse Nunez. Jesse is now being seen coming from the top of the tank as all the fans around the arena are going absolutely crazy.

Jesse Nunez is wearing his “Word Life Picture” T-shirt, his Marine style camouflage hat, two dog tags hanging off the chain around his neck, his usual camouflage shorts, his wristbands from the brotherhood, and Reebok Pump shoes. But most notably, Jesse has his crutches with him. Jesse is staring around the arena, he lifts his crutches up in the air and throws them to the ground and spitting at them. Jesse looks forward and stares at the Triple Steel Cage just 15 feet in front of him. Jesse raises his right hand toward his head to salute the fans, his pinky finger and thumb is down. Fireworks coming from the tank this time shoots in the air several times getting a good cheer from the fans.

Jesse salutes the fans honoring the armed forces fighting overseas for this country. Jesse jumps down from off the tank and gets on the floor. The tank begins to back up as the ramp starts to come down slowly back to the floor. Jesse walks over to a little boy who is on his dad’s shoulders. He is wearing Jesse gear smiling and calling for Jesse. Jesse walks over to the boy and takes off his own hat and puts it on the kid’s head. The boy cheers even louder.

Jesse walks on the right side of the cage not yet staring at it. He takes off his shirt and throws it into the crowd as a lucky seventeen year old girl catches it and begins to scream her lungs out. Jesse now looks at the steel structure, he takes a moment to really stare at it before nodding. He enters through the cage door and slides into the ring. His dog tags dangling from around his neck as he climbs to the middle turnbuckle and raises the “Word Life” fingers in the air. He continues doing so until his music fades off.

Loud Jesse chants from almost everyone in the sold out arena. Jesse is left staring up the ramp awaiting for the champ.

Then, the sounds of trumpets blaring can be heard. Then, they begin to play a familiar tune: the guitar riffs to Moses Lake's theme song, "We're All to Blame" by Sum 41. The sounds of thundering footsteps can then be heard, and out from the entry way comes 4 men dressed like Roman Centurions. They are marching, fully armed with spears and swords, down the ramp, towards the cages. Then, 4 more come out behind them, marching. Then more, and more. A full 25 rows of men come marching down the ramp, all the while the trumpets are still blaring.

The men then come to a halt right in front of the cage. 100 men dressed in authentic Roman soldier outfits. Then, out comes the cavalry. Almost 30 men on horseback, all still in the solider uniforms, come out and line-up on the ramp. Once everybody is in place, they all do a Roman salute and yell out "Hail Moses!"

They then split down the middle and half the centurions and horsemen move on one side of the entryway, and half to the other. They turn and face each other, all the while still yelling "Hail Moses".

Then, two white horses can be seen coming out of the entryway. They are dressed in the most spectacular ornaments possible. They move slowly, and you can see they are pulling behind them a golden chariot. Riding in the chariot is none other than the EwC Undisputed World Champion, Moses Lake. Lake is wearing a golden breastplate with a long red cape over a white tunic, and he has a crown made of leafs on his head. The men are now yelling "Hail Moses" at the top of their lungs, and Moses is slowly moving towards the ring, his eyes focuses on Jesse Nunez in the ring.

The fans aren't liking this, though, and they are booing loudly. In fact, between the bursts of "Hail Moses" from the soldiers, there is a loud response of "Moses Sucks" from the crowd. Lake doesn't care, as his horses pull him closer and closer to the ring. When he finally gets to the bottom of the ramp, he steps out of the chariot and hands the reigns to a soldier standing nearby. The soldier gets in the chariot and begins to lead it around the area around the cages and all the other soldiers and horsemen follow. As Moses steps into the door of the cell, the ring is surrounded with Roman soldiers. They then complete their loop and make their way back up the ramp while Moses slowly steps into the ring. He stares at Nunez, and Nunez just stares at him back.

Moses takes off his crown, then his armor and hands them to a ring hand. He then turns to the crowd and rips off his tunic like Hulk Hogan ripping off his Hulkamania t-shirts. The fans start booing even louder. Moses, now down to his ring attire, turns back to Jesse Nunez.

The soldiers have now all made their way out of the arena, and Mene Gene Okerlund is standing by outside of the cages.

Mene Gene: Ladies and Gentlemen, it is now time for tonight's Main Event!

Loud cheers from the crowd.

Mene Gene: The following match will be a Triple Steel Cage match and it is for the Extreme Wrestling Corporation's Undisputed Championship of the World. The only way to win is to climb to the top of the tallest cage and retrieve the EwC Undisputed World Championship belt hanging more than 45 feet above the ring.

The cameras focus on the belt again.

Mene Gene: Now introducing the challenger: Wearing the camouflage shorts. He weighs in tonight at a solid 240 lbs. Coming from the brutal desert Phoenix, Arizona. He is a former EwC Division X Champion. The “America’s Nightmare,” he is JESSE “THE PRODIGY” NUÑEZ!

Jesse Nunez turns around and puts the “Word Life” fingers in the air as he gets a huge reaction from the crowd. Jesse takes his chain off from around his neck, he kisses the tags and hands it to somebody at ringside.

Mene Gene: And now introducing the current EwC Undisputed World Champion. Wearing the black short tights with a red stripe running down the side. He weighed in this morning at 228 lbs. Hailing from Upriver, New Brunswick, Canada, he is the "Hardcore Combat Superstar", the "King of the Cage": MOSES LAKE!

The crowd then begins to boo loudly at Moses. Neither men seem to notice the reactions they are getting. Their eyes have been locked on each other's since Moses stepped into the ring.

The ref signals for both men to step into the middle of the ring. Either of these men are staring away the hatred between these two men may be too strong to control.

The ref stands in between these two warriors as he begins to explain the rules. He signals something that was not able to be heard very well on television. Both Lake and Nunez nod their heads.


EWC UNDISPUTED TITLE, TRIPLE CAGE MATCH
Moses Lake Vs Jesse Nunez


Both guys look around at the structure and the ref from outside the ring calls for the bell and the match begins. They walk up to each other and exchange a few words and then both guys start swinging punches at each other.

Moses gets the upper hand and punches Nunez to the ropes and then throws him into the opposite ropes. Nunez comes back with a flying shoulder block and picks Moses up and goes for the Resurrection, but Moses wiggles out and lands behind Nunez and Mose goes for the Choke-Out, but Nunez breaks free from it. Both guys look at each other and the fans cheer.

Hanks: I think we’re in for something special here.

MM: Why doesn’t Nunez just hide a flamethrower somewhere around the ring and use it against a guy like Moses. I would.

Hanks: Then you would go to jail for murder.

MM: But this match has no rules so its completely legal.

Hanks: Well, you do have a point.

Moses and Nunez to go lock up but Moses gets a knee in on Nunez. Moses punches Nunez to the corner and then starts chopping him. Moses pulls Jesse out of the corner and gives him a suplex.

Moses then looks up at the hole in the rope of the first cage and then heads out of the ring to get the ladder. Moses picks up the ladder and puts it on the ring apron to slide it in, but Jesse gets up and baseball slides the ladder into Moses. Moses goes down but the ladder stays on the apron.

Nunez grabs the ladder and starts climbing it. Moses gets into the ring pushes the ladder over and Nunez lands on his feet in the ring and then gets taken down by a big clothesline by Moses.

Hanks: Moses almost took Jesse’s head off there.

Moses takes the ladder and as Jesse is on his hands and knee’s getting up, Moses slams the ladder down over the back of Jesse. Moses takes the ladder and places it in the corner. He then goes back to Nunez and Nunez gets a few shots in on Moses. Nunez is back to his feet punching Moses and goes to throw Moses into the ladder, but Moses reverses it and Nunez hits the ladder.

Moses runs at Nunez and goes for a Spear, but Nunez moves and Moses spears the Ladder. Nunez the grabs Moses from behind and gives him a side belly to back suplex. Moses rolls to the corner and Nunez grabs the ladder and sets it up under the hole in the cage.

Nunez climbs and at this point, Moses gets up and starts to climb the other side of the ladder. They start punching each other and Nunez is able to knock Moses off the ladder. Nunez goes to climb through the hole in the cage, but Moses pulls the ladder out from under him and Nunez is hanging from the hole.

Moses take the ladder and jabs Nunez with it and he falls to the mat, landing on his bad knee.

Hanks: I think Nunez might have re-injured that knee.

MM: Being in a triple cage match against Moses Lake with an injured knee is career suicide.

Moses starts working on Nunez’s knee. Moses drags Nunez to the corner. Moses exits the ring and pulls Nunez crotch into the ring post. Moses then grabs Jesse’s bad knee and swings it into the post. Moses then continues with putting on the Figure 4 around the ring post. With no ref to get Moses to break the hold, Jesse is screaming in pain.

Moses has the hold on for about a minute before letting go. Jesse slides himself back towards the middle of the ring and Moses gets into the ring and starts stomping on Nunez’s knee. Moses then picks Nunez up and places him in the corner. Moses grabs the ladder and then ramps the top of the ladder into Jesse’s chest. Moses then puts the ladder on the ground and opens it up.

Moses takes Jesse and puts his knee on the ladder and Moses continues to close the ladder several times on Jesse’s knee. Jesse holds his knee and screams in pain.

Hanks: Moses is going to cripple Jesse.

MM: It’s a good game plan. If Jesse can’t climb the ladder, then he can’t win.

Jesse rolls around the ring holding his knee. Moses closes the ladder and lays it down in the middle of the ring. Moses grabs Jesse and picks him up for a running powerslam.

As Moses is close to the ladder, Jesse starts squirming and then rakes the eyes of Moses. Jesse falls on his good leg behind Moses and on one leg, hits a spinning out Powerbomb, and Moses lands right on the ladder. Moses screams in pain and the first holy s**t chant of the match starts up.

Hanks: I’m sure that didn’t tickle.

With Moses laying on the ladder, .Jesse goes over to Moses head and waves his hand in front of his face. While Jesse says and the crows yells with him "You Can't See Me".

Jesse runs towards the ropes to his left. Jesse bounces off the ropes then goes towards Moses and gets a foot away. Jesse then dirts off his shoulder then with a close fist, Jesse falls towards his opponent with his fist hitting his opponents face. Moses rolls off the ladder and Jesse picks the ladder up which is bent up at this point and sets it up under the hole.

Nunez slowly climbs it and gets half way up before Moses is back up and pulls Nunez off the ladder and Nunez lands with both feet on the mat, hurting his bad knee. Nunez is hopping on his good leg when Moses tackles his bad knee. Moses grabs Jesse to the corner by his bad knee and leaves him there. Moses then goes to the ladder and climbs it and as Moses is climbing, Jesse is crawling towards the ladder.

Moses get to the top and climbs through the hole and into the cage with the weapons in it. Just as Nunez is about to climb the ladder, Moses sticks his head and arms out of the hole and tips the ladder over and starts laughing at Nunez.

MM: Excellent move there by Moses. Preventing Jesse from climbing up.

Hanks: Nunez is in trouble now.

Moses realizes just how high up he is and you can see his fear of heights in his face. Moses is holding the side of the cage and is trying to walk over to the bolt cutters to get out of the 2nd cage. As Moses is slowly walking around in the 2nd cage, Nunez is up and places the ladder under the hole and climbs up.

Just as Nunez gets into the ring, Moses has the bolt cutters. Moses starts making his way towards the door which is being blocked by Nunez. Nunez has his back turned to Moses with a chair in his hands.

As Moses gets close, Nunez turns and lays Moses out with the chair shot. Nunez grabs the bolt cutters and goes over and cuts the lock off the door of the 2nd cage. By this time, Moses is back up and has a trash can in hand and hits Nunez in the back of the head. Nunez falls forward and the door opens.

Moses picks Nunez up, still inside the second cage and Moses throws Jesse into the side of the cage. Moses goes to the table in the cage and picks it up. As soon as he does, Nunez has a Singapore cane in his hand and hits Moses between the eyes with it and Moses goes down.

Nunez turns Moses to his stomach and with still the cane in his hand, Nunez locks on the PHX, pulling back on Moses head with the cane.

Hanks: How is Nunez still fighting back.

MM: The undisputed title, that’s how.

Nunez chokes Moses with the cane and has the PHX hold on about a minute before letting go. Nunez picks Moses up and gives him a spinning fisherman’s suplex. Nunez holds his knee and slowly gets to the door and opens it. Moses gets up and starts to chase Nunez.

Nunez is outside the second cage and starts to climb it, but Moses gets out of the second cage and is able to stick his head between Nunez’s legs and Moses power bombs Nunez off the second cage and onto the first cage. Moses gains back his balance, picks Nunez up and pushes him back inside the 2nd cage.

Moses goes over to the table again and sets it up. Moses goes to Nunez and Nunez picks him up and gives Moses a spine buster. Nunez then grabs a stick off the side of the cage and drops down to one knee with it and is fiddling around with something.

Just as Moses gets to his feet, so does Nunez and Jesse is holding the stick wrapped in barbwire. Moses eyes light up and Moses tries to run for the door, but Nunez catches up to him and hits Moses in the back with the stick, and Moses rolls around on the ground in pain.

Hanks: Times like these, I’m glad I’m here and not in the ring

MM: .... Wussy.

Nunez hits Moses one more time with the stick and then drops it. Nunez exits the 2nd cage and starts climbing the 2nd cage slowly because of his knee.

Nunez is half way up as Moses gets himself out the door and climbs up himself.

Nunez is on top of the second cage and looks down at Moses to see Moses right behind him. Moses gets his hand up on top of the second cage.

Nunez stomps Moses hand and Moses is handing by one hand. Nunez uses this to his advantage and climbs the third cage, and going for the title. Moses is able to climb up to the top of the 2nd cage and then is able to pull Nunez down off the 3rd cage.

As soon as Nunez lands on top of the second cage. Moses spears Nunez right thorough the door of the 3rd cage, where inside a barrel with fire in it and handing in each corner are 2x4's soaked in lighter fluid.

Hanks: That’s as close to a flame thrower I think you’ll see Mystery Man.

MM: We’re seeing fire and I’m loving every second of it.

Moses grabs the 2x4 and sticks it in the barrel. He pulls it out and the end is on fire. Jesse tries crawling out the door but Moses comes down on the back of Nunez. Nunez rolls around and then stops on his back.

Moses goes to hit Nunez again, but Nunez kicks Moses. Moses drops the 2x4 and Nunez grabs on of his own and breaks it over Moses head. Nunez grab another 2x4 and dips it in the barrel. Nunez pulls it out and as Moses gets up, Nunez gets Moses in the chest, sending Moses out the door.

Nunez dumps the 2x4 in the barrel and goes out the door and starts to climb to the top of the 3rd cage where the title is.

Hanks: Nunez might have it right here.

MM: One false move and these two could fall to their death.

Moses gets up and pulls Nunez off the side of the cage and punches him a few times before ramming Nunez’s head into the cage. Moses not looking down, starts to climb the cage. He gets almost to the top and Nunez’s grabs hits foot.

Nunez climbs up a bit and Moses tries to kick Jesse off and does and knocks Jesse off the 3rd cage. Moses is now on top of the third cage with the title just above him. Moses looks down and you can see that he’s a little scared.

He stands up, trying to keep his balance. He reaches for the Belt, but Jesse is back up climbing the cage and grabs Moses Ankle, making Moses loses his balance a bit. Moses drops to one knee as Nunez gets to the top.

Hank: Oh man, this is crazy.

Nunez and Moses are now standing on top of the cage, exchanging punches and chops.

Moses pokes Nunez in the eye and grabs the hanging title and hits Nunez in the head with it. Nunez stumbles to the edge of the cage. Moses walks over and starts punching Nunez and Nunez is ready to fall off.

Nunez is barely hanging on. Moses takes a step back and goes for one final punch, but Nunez scoops Moses up on his shoulders and then walks over to the edge of the 3rd cage and gives Moses the Resurrection off the 3rd cage and down to the 2nd Cage, but Moses goes through the 2nd cage and lands on the table that he set up earlier.

The fans all jump out of their seats. A Holy s**t chant starts.

A That was awesome chant starts.

Hanks: OH MY GOD!

MM: He just killed Moses!

Jesse Looks down at Moses and can’t believe the fall Moses just took.

Jesse looks up and see’s the title. He cant belive it...he is about to be the EWC CHAMPION!!!!

Jesse looks back down to see a motionless Moses Lake...then looks at all the fans. His eyes are misty now...he stagers and then looks back at the belt but...

ITS GONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hanks: WHAT THE FUCK?

MM: LOOK OUT!!!!!!!!!

The EWC Championship belt comes swinging in mid air and knocks Jesse right in the face causing him to loose his ballance and drop all the way down to lie side by side with Moses Lake

Hanks: MY GOD! WHO WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPEND

Suddenly, a figure is seen sliding down the wire that is holding the title belt high above the cage...it's BDC!!!!!!!!!

MM: Oh my good lord!

Hanks: It's BDC, its BDC, its BDC!!!!

BDC: So this is what the EWC Championship looks like hey? Well...I am going to take this baby with me...

BDC Takes the belt off of the cable

BDC: I am cashing in my MITB right here and RIGHT NOW!!!

Suddenly President Mac comes running out along with medics and security

Mac looks at the mess that is Jesse and Moses as they both still lay motionless...

MAC: BDC...you made a real mess of things...you can't claim the EWC Championship today...we didn't sign you to this match...

Looking at Moses and Nunez being carried off...then at all the fans...

MAC: But...I will do whats right...RUMBLE IN THE BRONX...MAIN EVENT...Nunez VS Moses Lake VS BDC...UNDISPUTED EWC CHampionship match!

BDC: Fine by me

The show fades as Nunez and Lake are put into the Ambulance and BDC still holding the world title while staring down President Mac

Winner: DRAW - Moses Lake is still World Champion - 00:49:05