Post by President Mac on Aug 27, 2007 9:21:22 GMT -6
“War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself.”
John Stuart Mill
English economist & philosopher (1806 - 1873)
English economist & philosopher (1806 - 1873)
(“Wipe That Smile Off Your Face” by Our Lady Peace is heard as a video package depicting the EWC superstars that are involved in the EWC Night of Champions PPV airs for the first time on national television. When it ends, we see a large TV monitor with the EWC logo, a table with a cover reading “Night of Champions”, and the one and only FBI standing behind it. He is dressed in a black suit, and is pumped up for the PPV.)
“Hello ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to Night of Champions – the build up!
I’ve been kind of quiet on the PPV front as of late, but it’s mainly because I’ve been given a job in the upper echelon’s of EWC management, but that didn’t stop me from practically BEGGING for the chance to host this show for you all – and what a damn fine show it is to!
So without further ado, let’s start hyping up the biggest PPV of the year!
Now every single match of the evening is jam packed with the very best that the world of sports entertainment has to offer, so you may be forgiven to believe that the opening match may be a little, you know, weaker than the rest of the show – but buy, would you be wrong!
The first match of the evening is for the HcW World Championship, and it is between two men that absolutely despise each other. Challenging for the title is F.O.R.C.E’s newest member - Jesse “The Prodigy” Nunez, and defending the title is Chris “BDC” Defoe – the leader of the evil Retribution Incorporated no less!"
(A video package plays and it shows BDC interrupting the match between Jesse Nunez and Moses Lake at Stranglemania. It then shows President Mac booking a Triple Threat match at Rumble in the Bronx between the three combatants, and shows Jesse pinning BDC and finally achieving his dream of winning the big one. It then shows the heated war of words that carried on from that between Nunez and BDC, and also shows Max Carter announce BDC as the number one contender for the EWC Undisputed title at One Night Encounter. It then shows the death of Karl Defoe, and the emotion and hatred that was demonstrated from BDC, and it shows Nunez’s utter lack of remorse and him promoting his new movie.)
“I’m So Sick” by Flyleaf plays as the video package shows the brutal battles between Nunez and BDC, and it keeps repeating the look of hatred on their faces every now and then. It shows men battling back and forth, and finishes with BDC holding the HcW high in the air and Nunez laughing at BDC.)
“Now if this match wasn’t emotional enough, President Mac has gone and made it a First Blood match! This match is going to start the night off with a bang, and to top it all off, BDC is also in the Main Event of the night where he will have to defend the EWC Undisputed title – but more on that a little on!
Ok, the next match on this unbelievable card is a Special Guest MMA Match between “The Muscles From Brussels” Jean Claude Van – Damme and the immortal Chuck Norris!
Now I don’t know who will win this match, but I have heard that Chuck Norris once bet NASA that he could survive re – entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re entered Earth’s atmosphere, streaking over 15 States and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publicly claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.”
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“Ok, welcome back to Night of Champions – the Build Up!
Up next is out first Tag Team match of the evening – in fact, it is for the EWC Tag Team Titles no less! Now as everybody knows, the Tag Titles have been on rampage for quite a while now, but President Mac and the GMs have decided to make the belts available to BOTH brands. So, it will be the current champions, Shadow Man and El Chupacabra taking on Rampage’s number one contenders, the returning Full Metal, and Brawl’s number one contenders Link and Hurricane Jeff in a TLC match!"
(“Toxicity” by System of a Down plays along with a video package showing Cameron Hayden dropping the title and Shadow Man taking his place. It then shows the announcement of the return of the most successful Tag Team in EWC history, Full Metal. It then shows Max Carter announce a match between Sean Ferguson and Moses Lake – who are representing The Retribution Solution versus Link and Hurricane Jeff – who are representing Retribution Incorporated, with Link and Jeff getting the win.)
“Now with many of the participants of this match pulling double duty at night of Champions, you may be forgiven in thinking that some of them may be taking it easy, but you only have to look at some of the names involved in this match to realise that there is absolutely NO possibility of ANY of these warriors taking it easy!”
“It’s time now to move on to the first pure Rampage match of the night, and it is a Triple Threat match between Brian Alexander VS Victor Hades VS the champ Jamal Jackson, and it is for the United States Title in a Rage in the Cage Match!”
(“When Worlds Collide” by Powerman 5000 plays and shows the war of words between the three competitors, and it shows clips of previous Rage in The Cage matches)
"Does Jamal Jackson have what it takes to retain the US title, or can Brian Alexander win his first major title in the EWC? And let’s not forget that Victor Hades will be gunning to get his hands back on the title that he claims should never have left his grasp! Find out this Sunday Night!”
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“Welcome back! Ok, so the EWC is full of smoking hot Divas, but two names always come to mind when you think of the top two, so President Mac has gone and put both Angel and Beth Hart in a match, and it is a Number One Contenders Lumberjack Match, with the members of F.O.R.C.E and the Impact Players as the Lumberjacks!”
(“Between Angels and Insects” by Papa Roach plays on the video package, and it shows the hatred between both factions. It shows Angel returning to active duty, and shows Beth Hart picking up win after win.)
“A woman scorned is a terrible thing to witness, but when you have two Divas with a point to prove then you know that you are in for a hell of a battle. Add the stipulation of the number contendership for US title, and the fact that F.O.R.C.E and the Impact Players will be at ringside – well, we can only guess what will happen!”
Now every year we get a match between the two brands, especially with the fact that Night of Champions is so close to Stablewars, and this year is no exception. President Mac has added YET another huge match to the card, and it is one of the most contested matches in EWC history!
On one side we have Team Brawl, and on the other we have Team Rampage, and both teams will be battling it out in an Insanity Cage Match!”
(“Let The Bodies Hit The Floor” by Drowning Pool plays on the video package, and it shows all of the individuals involved in the match being called to the ring at an EWC house show. Both rosters eye each other up, and there is an intensity in the air. Suddenly, President Mac walks out from behind the curtains and he explains his plans for a brand vs brand match at night of Champions, and informs the people in the ring that they will all be involved, and that the prize will be announced at the end of the match. Both rosters stare at each other, and suddenly all hell breaks loose as they all pile into each other as the house show goes off the air.)
"Yes this match will truly be off the charts and with an MVP to be named after the match every competitor will be going out on all cylinders in this absolutely insane match! Who will win Brawl or Ramage, we will find out later tonight!"
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"Hello and welcome back to the Night of Champions build up. So next we have a match that has been hyped in it's own little way. Two guys who have had their own personal battles for a long time to count. The North American champion, Link, will face off against the guy he beat Ricker!"
("Firefly" by Breaking Benjamin plays as footage of Ricker firstly beating Lance Fiennes for the title, it then moves on to footage of Link beating Ricker. It then shows numerous clips of the two doing battle up to this day.)
So can Ricker take back what he first lost or can Link get one over Ricker for yet another time? Well you know where we can find the answers. This is a must see match.
As is the next match on the list. What do you get when you put one of the longest reigning champions against one of the fastest rising stars we have seen? Yeah exactly you will get one helluva match add the stipulation of a Street Fight where anything goes and you get a turnout like dropping a bomb!
("Riot" by Three Days Grace plays as the Xtreme - tron flickers. Level One is shown working his way up the ranks in recor time as it also shows Zack Riley defending the belt succesfully week in week out. It then shows past Street Fights and the carnage they can cause.)
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"Well, here at the Night Of Champions 9 build up, we have a little way to go before the hype is complete... next, we're covering a title that has been coveted for so long. What do you get when you have one of the most infamous former International Champions of all time taking on a fast-rising newcomer and the International Champion himself in a High Flying Prison match involving, that's right, Pamela Anderson in a cage?
That's right, you get two time International Champion Joey Orsome versus Spike Alexander versus the International Champion Sean Ferguson in a triple threat High Flying Prison match for said International Title! WHOO! Let's take a look at the history of these boys!"
("Electioneering" by Radiohead plays as we see Sean Ferguson beating Joey Orsome for the International Title at One Night Encounter. We then see Spike Alexander winning in his debut match against Luther Anvarian and going on to face Joey Orsome in a singles match, where it ends up in a no contest when Sean Ferguson runs in and beats down both of his NOC9 opponents. The package ends with Sean Ferguson standing over Spike and Joey with his International Title held high as the package fades.)
"And if you think that's where the excitement for this HUGE card ends, then you're as wrong as the reasonings behind The Great Khali's reign as World Heavyweight Champion in the WWE! That's right, in a HUGE tribute to the SWA, former EwC Champion Gladiator takes on Mr. Kiljoy in a Taipei DEATH Match! Let's take a look at what's promised for Night Of Champions 9!"
("Angel Of Death" by Slayer plays as Gladiator is seen returning to EwC and then shown playing pranks with Retribution Solution buddies Moses and Sean. Mr. Kiljoy is shown posing and nodding with a wide grin as previous clips of the two in SWA are shown with them beating the holy hell out of each other. The package then fades with a picture of the two glaring at one another in the ring.)
"Absolutely massive. Stick around folks, we'll back to build up the next round of matches for you, our faithful EwC fans!"
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"Welcome back to the Night Of Champions 9 build up! We've covered most of the card so far, but we're only just now hitting the headliners of the night.
First up, what do you get when you have the TV Champion taking on fellow Impact Player and one half of the Tag Team Champions El Chupacabra for Chupa's Division X Title? AN ULTIMATE X MATCH BETWEEN ZACK RILEY AND EL CHUPACABRA OF COURSE! It's the standalone Rampage main event for the night, and it's sure to be one of the biggest of the night."
("Even Flow" by Pearl Jam hits as a package of Zack Riley is shown beating Olypsius and winning his TV title back in April before El Chupacabra is shown winning the Division X title as well. Various other successes such as winning the Tag Team titles with Hayden is shown for Chupa and then the Impact Players are seen battling away with FORCE before Zack Riley and El Chupacabra are shown at battle with their opponents through the weeks leading up. They are then shown staring at one another in the ring, the Division X title held between them as the package fades.)
"And with both men double booked, blood will surely be spilled tonight. They don't call us the EXTREME Wrestling Corporation for nothing, after all! But how much more extreme could you get than one of the EwC's most coveted singles titles, the HardCore championship?
Here's a title Shadow Man held for over a year, and with the likes of Sean Ferguson and now Moses Lake holding it, the prestige of such a belt is undeniable. Monday Night Brawl's standalone main event for the night pits former EwC Champion and current HardCore champion Moses Lake in a title defense against former North American champion, Retribution Incorporated's Lance Fiennes... in a STAIRWAY TO HELL MATCH! Let's check it out."
("Pills, Demons & Etc." by Velvet Revolver is played as Lance Fiennes is shown raising his arms with Nathaniel Broadway and BDC at StrangleMania 5 as R.I. is born. Subsequent clips showing Lance losing a HardCore title match against Sean Ferguson but beating Mr. X for the North American title lead into Moses Lake dropping his EwC Title to Jesse Nuñez before going on to beat Broadway for the HardCore title. He is then shown beating Broadway and Hopper Rose in title matches, and then Lance Fiennes is shown beating Moses down with a chair on the Brawl before last, announcing his contendership before a brief clip of Moses and his spinning wheel is shown as the package fades...)
"And what a match it will be. Can Lance pull off perhaps the biggest win of his career or will Moses prove that he truly is the most HardCore of them all? Stay tuned, as we present the final two events for the night after this short commercial break."[/b]
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"Welcome back gentlemen, as we present to you the build up to the final two events of Night Of Champions 9.
Ah... Cameron Hayden. One of the brightest stars of them all. Former HCW and EwC World Heavyweight Champion. This guy, still relatively young, has been the crowning jewel of Rampage — let alone of the biggest stars in EwC history — for the longest time. His legacy will never fade so long as the EwC remains alive, and when the day comes, perhaps we can see Cameron Hayden dazzling the world with his expertise once more. He wasn't just an Impact Player, he thrived on making an Impact altogether. Cameron Hayden is EwC's NEXT inductee into the Hall Of Fame!"[/color]
("One Lonely Visitor" by Chevelle plays as Cameron Hayden is shown throughout his career in the EwC, winning all his various gold and too often defending them against an onslaught of opponents, peers to his throne. Voice clips of him asserting himself as "Above You" are played as he lunges to the top of the turnbuckle in multiple clips, and then he is depicted hitting The Contraception and Birth Control on an array of opponents. The package climaxes with Cameron Hayden holding the EwC Heavyweight Title high in the air, and then standing in the ring at Meltdown with El Chupacabra at his side, holding the Tag Team titles in the air as the video fades.)
"Cameron Hayden is an icon, love him or hate him. He is up there with the likes of Memphis Reigns and Shadow Man, and his legacy is sure to go higher in his future endeavours, whether it be a future run again in the EwC. Cameron Hayden, EwC's next Hall Of Famer.
But now we move on to the big one, the build up to the main event of one of the biggest and most exciting cards in EwC History. Yes, now... the Fatal Four-Way Teamed Match between the teams of Jay Cee & Blade against Heavyweight Champion Shadow Man & EwC Champion BDC, where both titles are on the line. If BDC or Shadow score a pin on either opponents, the champions retain, but if Jay Cee or Blade pin Shadow Man or BDC, they win the title off whomever they pin. Surely one of the biggest and most exciting matches ever... the main event to Night Of Champions 9 and involving BOTH BRANDS... so let's take a look!"
("The Four Horsemen" by Metallica plays as Shadow Man is shown beating Cameron Hayden, BDC beating Jesse Nuñez, and both Blade and Jay Cee winning an array of matches. Jay Cee stands tall in the ring after winning the Rumble In The Bronx and Blade bravely battles Shadow Man at Scars & Stripes before various clips of FORCE and Retribution Inc. at work lead into clips of Jay Cee's many NoC9 hype up segments. Shadow Man & Blade are seen beating back various opponents to FORCE's dominance before they stare at one another before the match at Scars And Stripes, the objective in both minds. BDC is shown beating Jay Cee to retain his HCW title and then Jay Cee beating the likes of Broadway and Fiennes to reassert opposition to Retribution Inc. Finally, then, the four are shown in various clips individually, standing victorious, with a four-way split screen showing BDC and Shadow Man holding up their titles, and Blade and Jay Cee looking towards the roof, metaphorically at their NOC9 opponents as the package fades...)[/color]
"So there you have it. Night of Champions 9 will be one of, if not the biggest event of the year, and with a smorgasboard of intense matches to prove that EwC is at the top of the industry, you're going to be insane to miss out on the highest standard of talent Professional Wrestling can offer. Night Of Champions... August 26th. The hype is here, now prepare for the show.
It's going to be a night to remember..."[/color]