Post by EWC on Apr 10, 2015 20:00:15 GMT -6
WARNING: This live event contains stunts performed by professionals or under the supervision of professionals and maybe unsuitable for younger viewers. Accordingly EWC and it's producers must insist that no one attempt to recreate or re-enact any stunt or activity performed in this live event.
The Extreme Wrestling Corporation presents
EPISODE 376
FRIDAY NIGHT RAMPAGE
EPISODE 376
Live from the EWC STADIUM in LONDON, ENGLAND
EWC RAMPAGE
April 10, 2015
Live From the EWC Stadium, London
Commentators: David Arquette & Scott Caan
Announcer: Emmanuelle Chriqui
Head Ref: John Dean
Backstage Help: Ace Heart
BACKSTAGE
The scene opens up in President Mac's office, just a couple of hours before the start of Friday Night Rampage. President Mac is looking out his window, enjoying a glass of scotch, when he's suddenly over-come with a startled look on his face. Mac makes his way over to his chair, sits down and pages his secretary
Mac: "Donna, who do we have down as GM of Friday Night Rampage?"
Donna: "GM of Rampage, sir?"
Mac: "Yes, Donna. Who do we have appointed for that position?"
Donna: "Well sir, I'm only slightly confused. You never hired anyone for that position, sir."
Mac: "Donna, this is not the time for jokes."
Donna: "I'm serious, I put several applications on your desk, you never called or interviewed any of them"
Mac: "Shit"
Donna: "What would you like me to do?"
Mac: "Is anyone left in the office or are they all at the show already?"
President Mac nervously paces in front of the window.
Donna: "You're asking me who is still here at this time on a Friday night?"
Mac: "Would you just answer the question, Donna?"
Donna: "Well, I know Hector is still here."
Mac: "Hector?"
Mac squints his eyes once more, an attempt to summon any recollection of whom Hector might be.
Mac: "Wait, the cleaner?"
Mac squints his eyes once more, an attempt to summon any recollection of whom Hector might be.
Mac: "Wait, the cleaner?"
Donna: "Yeah."
Mac: "Um..Oh, what about our accountant?"
Donna: "You mean Todd from Accounting?"
Mac: "Yes Todd! Call Todd and tell him he's the new GM of Friday Night Rampage."
Donna: (laughs) "Sir, have you been drinking today?"
Mac: "Of course I have, but that has nothing to do with this."
Donna: (chuckles) "Okay, sorry sir."
Mac: "Of course I have, but that has nothing to do with this."
Donna: (chuckles) "Okay, sorry sir."
Mac: "And um.. tell Hector he's the new Assistant GM of Friday Night Rampage"
Donna: "You realize Hector doesn't speak any English, right?"
Mac: "Donna, Rampage is in 2 hours, get him Rosetta's Stone or something.."
Donna: "Do you mean Rosetta Stone? Because Rosetta's Stone was actually--"
Mac: "Donna! No."
Donna: "Got it, got it.. Todd from Accounting and Hector the Janitor.. the new GM's of Friday Night Rampage"
Mac: "What's the worst that can happen?"
Mac hangs up the phone and stares at it for several moments. He inhales and exhales deeply as the feed fades to black.
Mac hangs up the phone and stares at it for several moments. He inhales and exhales deeply as the feed fades to black.
"Cuban Pete" by Jim Carrey blasts in the Stadium as the show starts off with a video footage detailing historic events that have taken place on Friday Night Rampage. Images of previous Champions are shown, starting with Chupacabra then moving onto Cameron Hayden, Michael Saint, Shadow Man, Level One and James Chambers. Sped up footage then shows a special montage of Memphis Reigns, Blade, Ebon, Jesse Nunez, Hurricane Jeff, Moses Lake, Kid Cactus, Kid Cannabis, BDC, Jay Cee, Stray and then explodes into Sedition members Gladiator and then The Rev
The opening pyros hit and here we go.
The energy in the EWC Stadium is electrifying. Spotlights circle around the arena as the 70,000 fans in the venue are shown in a wide angle shot. The camera then pans out showing a full scale view of the jam packed arena and zooms in on some crazy fans:
A chant begins of
FN'R
FN'R
FN'R
FN'R
FN'R
FN'R
FN'R
FN'R
FN'R
FN'R
FN'R
FN'R
FN'R
FN'R
FN'R
FN'R
FN'R
The chanting suddenly shifts to an explosion of cheers when Shadow Man makes his way down the ramp.. he stands at the ramp soaking in all the cheers and camera flashes. After a few seconds he is joined by hundreds of fans who form a conga line.
Shadow Man leads the conga line down the ramp, they then make their way down to the ring and conga all around the ring, the last few on the conga line are none other then David Arquette, Scott Caan and Kurt Newman.
As they get to the announcers booth, David and Scott depart from the conga line and take their seats at the booth. Shadow Man leads the conga line completely around the ring and then back up the ramp as Friday Night Rampage intro music comes to an end.
The arena goes quiet after the initial celebration, but then:
Shadow Man leads the conga line down the ramp, they then make their way down to the ring and conga all around the ring, the last few on the conga line are none other then David Arquette, Scott Caan and Kurt Newman.
As they get to the announcers booth, David and Scott depart from the conga line and take their seats at the booth. Shadow Man leads the conga line completely around the ring and then back up the ramp as Friday Night Rampage intro music comes to an end.
The arena goes quiet after the initial celebration, but then:
Du du du du-du du du
Du du du du du-du du du
The crowd start to chant that part of the song out loud. As the lights goes out as Fall Out Boy Centuries came blasting on. They look up at the ramp standing there with a smoke surround her was Ruthless Aggression with her head down. She lift up her head as she have on a long black trench coat that fit to her body. As she walking down the ramp it a has "EWC 4 Life" written across it with a picture of baseball bat on under it in blue and red colors. She smirks as she stop in the middle of the middle ramp looking around taking in the crowd.
David Arquette: It looks like we're kicking off Rampage's first epeisode back with the new EWC Champion.
Scott Caan: A fitting way to open the show up too. Ruthless Aggression has a big night on her hands though.
David Arquette: You're right about that, as she'll be in the main event in a Handicap match.
She closed her eyes as the words came blasting over the speakers.
Some legends are told
Some turn to dust or to gold
But you will remember me
Remember me for centuries
And just one mistake
Is all it will take.
We'll go down in history
Remember me for centuries
Hey, hey, hey
Remember me for centuries
She then threw the title up in the air as she just stood there with a sick grin on her face. She walks towards the steps. She climb inside of the ring and jump up on to the turnbuckle as she sing the chorus with them.
Du du du du-du du du
Du du du du du-du du du
She jumps down standing in the center of the ring holding the title in the air just staring at in awe. As the crowd was right behind her. They start to clap and chant “She hardcore” just like they did last night. She just grin as she place the belt over her right shoulder. She reaching into her trenchcoat and pull out her microphone. She screams into it.
Ruthless: YOUR NEW EWC CHAMPION RUTHLESSS AGGGGRESSION!
The crowd was on their feet just chanting her name as she took it in with a grin. She took it all in as she spoke.
Ruthless: It took me 14 years... 14 years to get to where I am today. I never believe I would be at where I am in my career right now. There are many people who believe I am at the right person as the champion. There are many people out there feel that Damien Kingston should have walk out of that match as the champion.
She smirks.
Ruthless: I will give it to Damien Kingston even though he have no type of respect towards me. Even thought that young man call me out of my name. He given me one of the best matches of my life. He made me fought HARDER then I ever had before. He made me push myself to my limits in our matches.
She grins as the crowd chant “She is hardcore “ once again. She just smirks as she lick her lips.
Ruthless: Everyone here at EWC have been doing just that. They are making me better in this ring to give your all the best show of your life. I promise you as long there is breath in my lungs. I will do just that.
The crowd cheers for her.
Ruthless: Now tonight I am going to be in handicapped match that will be something special. I am against two wrestlers that is coming up the rankings of this company. They are two wrestlers that has something great to give this company. Right now inside of my ear I am hearing from X. That Shelley was the one that try to hit me with the car.
She shook her head as she ran her hands into her hair.
Ruthless: Do I believe that she did this? Do I believe X is telling me the truth? I never will believe anything that come out of that man mouth. I know how he loves to stir the little pot. I know how X love to cause drama because he want to make a great show for your guys. He has to realized something when it comes to me.
She smirks.
Ruthless: You don’t have to cause drama around me to make things happen for this company. If you haven’t notice drama follow me everywhere. I will make things happen for this company in ways you never saw coming. Just look at what happen at the Stranglemania. I am the first bitch to walk out as the EWC Champion. Tonight I just might be that same bitch that walk out the winner in a handicap match. So X i know this is your so called Era of X. I am ready for all your chaos. I am ready to do what I need to do put out a great match and show for your guys. I AM READY TO SHOW WHY I AM THE EWC CHAMPION!
She raises her title up in the air with a grin.
Ruthless: X, Eric, and Shelley are you ready? I really hope so because LET THE BLOOD FLOW!
She throws down the microphone as her theme song comes blasting over the speakers. The crowd cheers for her as the feed fades to Caan and Arquette at ringside.
The feed returns to ringside where we join David Arquette and Scott Caan.
David Arquette: Well Scott, do you think we could have asked for much more to kick off the show tonight?
Scott Caan: Probably not. We had the EWC Champion out here looking for blood and we had a freaking conga line!
David Arquette: I don’t think Brawl has ever started with a god damn conga li- -
The plucky riff of notes blares over the PA system and interrupts Arquette mid-sentence. The crowd largely remains quiet; unsure as to whom the music belongs to. Several moments pass as the spotlight lingers at the top of the entrance ramp.
Emmanuelle Chriqui: Ladies and Gentleman…The General Manager and Assistant General Manager of Friday Night Rampage.. Todd and Hector!!!!
Another moment passes before, finally, the curtain begins to move and out steps two men:
Todd is a tall and lanky man, with a frock of messy blonde hair. He is immensely under dressed for the occasion, in a pair of jeans and a white t-shirt. Hector is a short and stocky Latino man, with equally unkempt hair. He wears his custodial uniform, even more unprepared than Todd. Throughout the crowd there are small smatterings of applause and cheer, but most stand in confusion. Both men make their way to the ring with all the awkwardness of a newborn Giraffe, with Hector nearly falling flat on his face after tripping on a camera chord at one point. Ultimately Todd and Hector reach the ring, climb in with difficulty, and receive microphones from Emmanuelle Chriqui. The crowd around the Arena begins to chant:
“WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?”
*CLAP CLAP, CLAP CLAP CLAP*
“WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?”
Todd is the first to raise the microphone to his mouth.
Todd: “Hello ladies and gentleman of the world. My name is Todd Slachta, and my friend here is Hector Montez.
Hector nods and bows slightly to the crowd.
Todd: “Now I understand that many of you out there may not know who we are.”
The crowd breaks out in to a chant again:
WHO
ARE
YOU
WHO
ARE
YOU
Hector smiles gleefully from ear to ear, not able to comprehend what the crowd is chanting. Todd awkwardly twirls the microphone as he awaits the chant to die down, but drops the microphone to the ground. The thud echoes loudly over the PA system and Todd clumsily picks it back up from the ground.
Todd: "Um...so, ladies and gentleman...we would like to welcome you to the RETURN of Friday Night Rampage, right Hector?"
Hector nods and raises the microphone to his lips.
Hector: "Si!"
Todd: "Precisely! So we wouldn't want to take too much time from the true stars of the show. We hope you all enjoy the RETURN!"
Todd attempts to inject more enthusiasm in to his statement, but ends up slightly hitting himself in the face with the microphone. "Shake, Shake, Shake Senora" begins to play over the PA System as the crowd half cheers, half murmurs, and the feed cuts to Ringside.