Post by MNB on Aug 21, 2006 17:42:50 GMT -6
The Theme for Monday Night Brawl plays as the opening video plays across the screen. After that is done, you see the Monday Night Brawl General Manager, Max Carter in the middle of the ring, and the Canadian crowd in Montreal is chanting “Monday Night Brawl.”
Joey Styles: The fans are Excited tonight.
Aiello: Not that I can blame them. We have a Hardcore Battle Royal tonight and anything can happen. And we all know that these people in Montreal Like it Hardcore.
Styles: Our GM has something to say, lets listen in.
With a Microphone in hand, Max raises the Mic to his mouth and begins the speak and the crowd quiets down.
Max: WELCOME TO MONDAY NIGHT BRAWL!!!
The fans scream.
Max: Tonight, marks the beginning of Brawl becoming the Number 1 show again in EwC. And tonight, we have one match. A battle Royal, but not just any Battle Royal, A Hardcore battle Royal for the Hardcore title.
The fans cheer about the match
Max: Shadow Man issued a Open Challenge for anyone who has the grapefruits to enter this match and try and take the title that he has held for well over a year. And six men have signed the contract to take part in this match. Philip Rocca, Hardcore Superstar, Alexander Dreadnaught, Ryan McGuinness, Sean the Man Ferguson and BDC. So let’s get this 7 man over the top rope hardcore battle royal begin.
Before the wrestlers can start making their way down to the ring, he titan tron turns on reveal Nathin Doe and Grace; who is holding a duffel bag, each sitting on a stool, the lights dim and a spot light shines upon Doe.
Doe: Hello, by now there shouldn't be any EWC fans watching the program that doesn't know who I am but due to recent decisions on from the booking committee, Nathin Doe has been put on a shelf and forgotten about.
Grace: Pretty convenient isn't it?
Doe: Now its been at least a month since the last time one of the monkey's who are responsible for this company have put me on the card and I am sick and tried of it. Look at what has happened to the MNB in the last few months. Starting with Crux...
Grace reaches into the duffel bag and pulls out a framed picture of Crux and hand it to Doe.
Doe: Yeah the name everyone just wants to forget. Seems like all of MNB's problems all started with his deception and ruse. But in good time karma caught up with him and he just Like me disappeared.
He tosses the picture, the frame is heard shattering.
Doe: Along with that asshole and MNB constantly going through GM's like a fat kid goes through twinkies Nathin Doe was somehow lost in the mix. Even worse Mac...
Grace pulls out a framed picture of President Mac and hands it to Doe.
Doe: The almighty, revered president of the company doesn't seem to give a damn. After first ten incompetent MNB GM's he goes and puts trust in MNB GM, Gene (think that was his name) who screws us over even more. What does Mac do about the situation? He goes on vacation. Kicks in back in a foreign country while people like me, his faithful employees are forgotten about.
Doe throws the picture the frame shatters.
Doe: Of course It wouldn't be like Mac to just leave with out an incompetent fool to runs things so who takes Macs place? The Vice President himself, Kid Cactus.
Grace hands Doe a framed picture of Cactus.
Doe: And although he tried his little heart out, he failed to update the wrestlers about anything and shows were out of tune.
Doe throws the framed photo of Cactus.
Doe: Surely the EWC GM would do something? Wrong...
Grace hands Doe a framed picture of Hirsh. Doe takes a second to admire it.
Doe: Wow, thats actually the first time I have ever seen a picture of him. I wasn't sure he eve existed...And of course he doesn't do a damn thing about the dwindling show that is Monday Night Brawl.
Doe tosses the picture.
Doe: But somehow, some way there are just a few wrestlers on the MNB roster that in this crazy mix of incompetent fools managed to stay on the top. These people have reputations that unjustifiably rival Hulkamania itself. Shadow Man, and Hurricane Jeff.
Grace takes framed pictures of Shadow Man and Jeff.
Doe: These two wrestlers are looked at like the f***ing saviors of the planet. real bad asses who never lose, somehow they remain the top of the brand even while on vacation, away from any in ring action. Some call it talent, I call it backstage pull. Neither of the said wrestlers have EVER given me chance and just recently one of the said wrestlers insulted me backstage and brushed me off like a F***ing crumb on his shirt. In reality I would destroy them in the ring but some how I was never given the chance to raise to the top of the brand...And well it is time to do something about it...
Doe looks at his watch.
Doe: Oh, well...Gosh look at the time. Grace I think this is to much spot light for us lets uh get out of here before some one tells the boss...Oh right but first lets put those two guys where they belong.
Doe Takes the framed pictures of Shadow Man and Jeff puts them on the stools.
Doe: I am really sorry about taking so much spot light. My deepest apologies.
Doe and Grace Walk out of sight. The camera zooms out to reveal Framed pictures of the wrestlers of MNB sitting on the floor under the stools. The camera Zooms in on Jeff and Shadow mans photos. Suddenly Doe appears again, with a sledge hammer he shatters them into a hundred pieces.
Doe: Its my turn God damn it!
Doe Sings at and shatters the pictures of the entire MNB roster as the Titantron cuts out and the crowd boo's Doe.
Styles: What the hell is his problem.
Aiello: I think he’s mad because he’s been forgotten.
Styles: I think that he just signed a death wish.
Aiello: We have to go to commercial, but when we come back, It will be the Hardcore Battle Royal.
Joey Styles: The fans are Excited tonight.
Aiello: Not that I can blame them. We have a Hardcore Battle Royal tonight and anything can happen. And we all know that these people in Montreal Like it Hardcore.
Styles: Our GM has something to say, lets listen in.
With a Microphone in hand, Max raises the Mic to his mouth and begins the speak and the crowd quiets down.
Max: WELCOME TO MONDAY NIGHT BRAWL!!!
The fans scream.
Max: Tonight, marks the beginning of Brawl becoming the Number 1 show again in EwC. And tonight, we have one match. A battle Royal, but not just any Battle Royal, A Hardcore battle Royal for the Hardcore title.
The fans cheer about the match
Max: Shadow Man issued a Open Challenge for anyone who has the grapefruits to enter this match and try and take the title that he has held for well over a year. And six men have signed the contract to take part in this match. Philip Rocca, Hardcore Superstar, Alexander Dreadnaught, Ryan McGuinness, Sean the Man Ferguson and BDC. So let’s get this 7 man over the top rope hardcore battle royal begin.
Before the wrestlers can start making their way down to the ring, he titan tron turns on reveal Nathin Doe and Grace; who is holding a duffel bag, each sitting on a stool, the lights dim and a spot light shines upon Doe.
Doe: Hello, by now there shouldn't be any EWC fans watching the program that doesn't know who I am but due to recent decisions on from the booking committee, Nathin Doe has been put on a shelf and forgotten about.
Grace: Pretty convenient isn't it?
Doe: Now its been at least a month since the last time one of the monkey's who are responsible for this company have put me on the card and I am sick and tried of it. Look at what has happened to the MNB in the last few months. Starting with Crux...
Grace reaches into the duffel bag and pulls out a framed picture of Crux and hand it to Doe.
Doe: Yeah the name everyone just wants to forget. Seems like all of MNB's problems all started with his deception and ruse. But in good time karma caught up with him and he just Like me disappeared.
He tosses the picture, the frame is heard shattering.
Doe: Along with that asshole and MNB constantly going through GM's like a fat kid goes through twinkies Nathin Doe was somehow lost in the mix. Even worse Mac...
Grace pulls out a framed picture of President Mac and hands it to Doe.
Doe: The almighty, revered president of the company doesn't seem to give a damn. After first ten incompetent MNB GM's he goes and puts trust in MNB GM, Gene (think that was his name) who screws us over even more. What does Mac do about the situation? He goes on vacation. Kicks in back in a foreign country while people like me, his faithful employees are forgotten about.
Doe throws the picture the frame shatters.
Doe: Of course It wouldn't be like Mac to just leave with out an incompetent fool to runs things so who takes Macs place? The Vice President himself, Kid Cactus.
Grace hands Doe a framed picture of Cactus.
Doe: And although he tried his little heart out, he failed to update the wrestlers about anything and shows were out of tune.
Doe throws the framed photo of Cactus.
Doe: Surely the EWC GM would do something? Wrong...
Grace hands Doe a framed picture of Hirsh. Doe takes a second to admire it.
Doe: Wow, thats actually the first time I have ever seen a picture of him. I wasn't sure he eve existed...And of course he doesn't do a damn thing about the dwindling show that is Monday Night Brawl.
Doe tosses the picture.
Doe: But somehow, some way there are just a few wrestlers on the MNB roster that in this crazy mix of incompetent fools managed to stay on the top. These people have reputations that unjustifiably rival Hulkamania itself. Shadow Man, and Hurricane Jeff.
Grace takes framed pictures of Shadow Man and Jeff.
Doe: These two wrestlers are looked at like the f***ing saviors of the planet. real bad asses who never lose, somehow they remain the top of the brand even while on vacation, away from any in ring action. Some call it talent, I call it backstage pull. Neither of the said wrestlers have EVER given me chance and just recently one of the said wrestlers insulted me backstage and brushed me off like a F***ing crumb on his shirt. In reality I would destroy them in the ring but some how I was never given the chance to raise to the top of the brand...And well it is time to do something about it...
Doe looks at his watch.
Doe: Oh, well...Gosh look at the time. Grace I think this is to much spot light for us lets uh get out of here before some one tells the boss...Oh right but first lets put those two guys where they belong.
Doe Takes the framed pictures of Shadow Man and Jeff puts them on the stools.
Doe: I am really sorry about taking so much spot light. My deepest apologies.
Doe and Grace Walk out of sight. The camera zooms out to reveal Framed pictures of the wrestlers of MNB sitting on the floor under the stools. The camera Zooms in on Jeff and Shadow mans photos. Suddenly Doe appears again, with a sledge hammer he shatters them into a hundred pieces.
Doe: Its my turn God damn it!
Doe Sings at and shatters the pictures of the entire MNB roster as the Titantron cuts out and the crowd boo's Doe.
Styles: What the hell is his problem.
Aiello: I think he’s mad because he’s been forgotten.
Styles: I think that he just signed a death wish.
Aiello: We have to go to commercial, but when we come back, It will be the Hardcore Battle Royal.
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