Post by MNB on Dec 11, 2006 16:43:13 GMT -6
The show opens up with a clip from last week of Moses Lake challenging Shadow Man for the Undisputed title at Wrestle Fest 8 in a Last Man Standing match.
The Brawl intro video plays and pyro shoots all throughout the arena and then goes to ring side with Brawl’s commentators, Skippy and Aiello.
Aiello: Welcome to Monday Night Brawl. Night one of our Atlantic Canada tour, right here in Newfoundland.
Skippy: He have a great show for you all tonight. We have a rookie match where one of them will be making his debut tonight.
Aiello: We also have the rivalry of Blood Steam and the B-Team continuing tonight.
Skippy: Speaking of the B-Team, they will announce tonight just what kind of match they want at Wrestlefest. And from what I heard, its going to be a good one.
Aiello: Big Evil is in action with Happy Pete and the main event we have Damien Arkaine and Angel teaming up to take on a Brotherhood Member, Darius and his partner, A FORCE member, Jackal.
Skippy: Lets get to the ring for our first match.
The Beast Vs Tommy Aero Vs Johnny
Great match by these three new comers. The match started off with Tommy and Johnny teaming up and beating down The Beast. Tommy slams the Beast down and tells Johnny to do a move off the top rope. Johnny climbs up and Aero goes over and pushes Johnny all the way down to the floor. The fans boo Aero and Aero beats down on Beast a bit. Johnny gets back into the ring and attacks Aero from behind, giving him a German Suplex. Beast grabs Johnny and gives him a double arm DDT. Beast grabs Tommy and drops him on his head with a piledriver. Beast covers Aero. 1.........2.......kick out. Beast goes back to Johnny and throws him into the ropes and gives him a boot to the face. Aero tries to get up and gets kicked in the face from Beast. Johnny gets up and Beast almost takes Johnny’s head off with a Clothesline from hell. The Beast covers Johnny. 1......2....... Aero breaks up the count. Aero punches and chops Beast and throws him into the ropes. Aero puts his head down and The Beast kicks it. The Beast then goes for a clothesline from hell, but Aero ducks and gives the Beast the Aero Kick. Knocking the Beast down. Aero covers The Beast. 1.........2....... Johnny stops the count. Johnny beats on Aero and The Beast rolls out of the ring. Johnny hits Aero with the Rock Bottom and covers him. 1.......2..... kick out by Aero. Johnny signals for the end, he picks Aero up for the Alignment, but Aero blocks it and takes Johnny down with a spinning heel kick. The Beast gets into the ring with a Chair and goes to hit Aero but the ref grabs the chair and throws it out of the ring. The Beast turns his back and Johnny runs at Aero but Aero moves, making Johnny hit into The Beast. Tommy grabs Johnny and tosses him over the top rope. Aero then Grabs Beast and nails the Aero Effect and covers Beast. 1........2.........3.
Winner: Tommy Aero
Skippy: A big win here for the Rookie Phenomenon, Tommy Aero.
Aiello: This guy could indeed be the future of EWC.
The Scene then cuts backstage. Shadow Man and Moses Lake are sitting next to each other backstage on steel chairs. Shadow Man is drinking a coffee out of a coffee mug that says "World's Best Love Machine", and Moses is also drinking something out of a coffee mug.
Shadow Man: You really think that just because you're drinking Newfie Screech out of a mug you're anymore civilized?
Moses Lake: Ever think that you're charm and sarcasm are only going to get you so far in life?
Shadow Man: Whatever, man, drink up. It'll numb the pain of losing to me in the Last Man Standing match.
Moses Lake: Please, you can't stand up for more than 5 minutes without getting tired.
Shadow Man: You think so?
Moses Lake: I know so!
Shadow Man: Alright them, how about this. We have a competition, see who can stand up the longest! It'll be a true "Last Man Standing" competition!
Moses Lake takes a drink from his mug, then gets to his feet. He sticks his fist out.
Moses Lake: It's on like Donkey Kong, bi-atch!
Shadow Man smiles and gets to his feet, and pounds Moses's fist.
Shadow Man: Well, may the best man win.
Shadow Man and Moses Lake just stare eye to eye as we go to commercial.
Brawl comes back on the air, and the scene goes backstage where Jackal is talking with Arkaine and Angel.
Jackal: Good luck tonight guys and may the best team win.
Angel: Good luck to you too Jackal.
Jackal: Deathcore, for now I’m FORCE, so don’t worry, I won’t break any rules and hurt ya.
Damien: You do know my name is Damien right?
Jackal: I’ll try to remember that.
Just then Darius shows up with the North American title over his shoulder.
Darius: What’s going on here.
Angel: None of your business.
Jackal: I was just wishing Angel and Deathcore here good luck tonight.
Damien: My name is Damien Jackal.
Darius: Is that so. Just remember who your partner is tonight in the ring Jackal.
Darius walks away.
Damien: That guy is losing his title at Wrestlefest.
Angel: I know you can take that title off of him.
The GM, Max Carter randomly shows up.
Max: Angel, I’m glad I found you.
Angel: Whats up Max.
Max: Last week, it was totally unfair how Darius attacked you before your match and really, you stood no chance at winning the North American title.
Angel: Yah, I’m still a little sore from that.
Max: So since your pretty, I decided to give you another shot at the North American title, but it will be at Wrestlefest, making it a 3 way dance between you, Damien and Darius. Good luck.
Max walks away and the scene cuts out with Angel smiling.
Back at ringside, From out of no where Dean Martin's "Here Comes Santa Claus" begins blaring throughout the arena. Fan are confused by this new holiday standard after hearing nothing but modern Rock, Hip Hop, and/or Electronica for most of the night. From the entrance a mass of children come out. Each child is wearing a brown leather harness and is attached to the child ahead of them. As more and more children stream out of the entrance, it's clear they're in two lines, pulling something...
Skippy: Oh my god! Are those children being used like draft horses?
Aiello: It sure looks that way...there must be 40 kids out there now...
Skippy: Well, you have to give it to them...they're giving it their all...what could be so heavy it would need to pulled by for---no, now over Fifty children?
Aiello: Who could be so demented to make over fifty kids pull....a Sleigh?
As if to answer their questions, a huge holiday sleigh carrying all three members of the B-Team makes its way out of the entrance, its sleds digging groves in the metal grating. Irish Pete is standing at the front of the sleigh, controlling the reigns attached to the children. He pulls back, giving them the "all stop" command, and most of the children instantly sit down on the entrance ramp, exhausted. Sean "The Man" Ferguson and Happy Pete are both dressed in the standard Santa costume of red pants, black boots, and a red jacket, all trimmed in white. Happy is only able to button a few of the top buttons on the jacket, as his t-shirt clad belly pokes out over his Santa pants. Ferg leans back and fixes his Santa hat before getting out of the sleigh, carrying a bag full of what one would assume is toys. Happy Pete slides over and joins Ferg at the side of the sleigh, carrying his own Santa Claus sack. Irish Pete walks up and down the entrance way, offering bottled water and carrot sticks to the children.
Joey Styles: I'm here with the B-Team, in what can only be described as the most bizarre holiday themed segment I've ever had the misfortune to be a part of. Where did you get this kids? More importantly...why!?!
Happy Pete: You'd be surprised what kind of documents parents will sign when you tell them their kids will be on T.V.
Ferg: Yeah, we were only going to use 30 tops, but the line for tryouts wrapped around the arena...we couldn't turn all those kids away this time of year!
Joey Styles: BUT YOU HARNESSED THEM LIKE ANIMALS!
Happy Pete: Hey...you didn't see how some of these kids were acting out there...making them pull our sleigh was letting them off easy compared to how they would've been disciplined at Miss Ellen's Orphanage, where I grew up.
Joey Styles: I'm just appalled, but Max didn't send me out here to give my opinion on the treatment of children. The Internets, the lines for merchandise and concessions, walking around during intermission, it seems all the fans are wondering, what kind of tag team title match are we going to see at Wrestlefest?
Happy Pete: Well Joey, it is the Holiday season
Ferg: And there's a war on.
Joey: Yes, the EWC regularly salutes our troops over seas.
Ferg: No, not that war, I'm talking about the War on Christmas
Joey: War on Christmas? Isn't that just right-wing audience baiting by talk show hosts with commerical slots and book deals?
Happy: No, no Joey, you've got it all wrong. THEY are out there and THEY are trying to ruin everyone's Christmas
Joey: :sigh: I assume you're referring to 'Liberals'
Ferg: Now Joey, you know what happens when you assume.
Happy: We're not talking politics, we're talking about the Bloodstreams and the possible card for Wrestlefest. Putting us on the card against the Yellow Streams AGAIN is just shameful, what a horrible thing to do for all the fans. You might as well break in to their houses on Christmas morning and leave a steaming Number 2 under their tree
Ferg: And put a note on it telling them it's a gift of peanut clusters.
Happy: I' m sure they would enjoy that a lot more than watching the Yellow Streams in action again.
Ferg: Yeah, so like always, it's been up to us to try and save the show and we've got just the match to give the audience what they want! See, our Christmas sacks here aren't filled with action figures, dolls, and Playstation 3s....
Ferg tosses his Santa sack on to the ground, it unfolds revealing rolls of barbed wire, a baseball bat, a gas can, a sledgehammer, and other various items that would not need to come into contact with another person. Happy tosses his sack down revealing similar items, however, two soccer balls go bouncing down the entrance ramp.
Ferg: I swear to all that is holy, you make a joke about your balls getting out of your sack, I'll take you down right here and now.
Happy looks away, dejected.
Ferg: See Joey, this is the match we're going to have at Wrestlefest, a special festive match, a Christmas in Hell match.
Happy: Christmas in Hell in a Cell, more specifically. We're invoking the Santa Clause in the match contract.
Ferg: That's right, once the cell lowers, it's just going to be us and the Yellow Streams, as well as various presents wrapped up around the ring, and four sacks full of goodies hanging from poles in each corner. It's pretty simple, if you can get your opponent beat down enough, you'll have a chance to open a present or try for one of the sacks, inside each present, you'll find a special toy you can use, and if you get one of the sacks down, well let's just say your opponents won't be having a Merry Christmas.
Joey: So once again, you'll be perverting the meanings and intentions of the holiday
Ferg: No, we understand the fans. They want something special with a Christmas theme and we think this fits the bill nicely.
Happy: Yeah, and don't forget about our other suprise.
Ferg: Oh yeah, we'll also have a special treat for the rest of the roster from both Brawl and FNR. See, if they're all good boys and girls between now and then, the B-Team will have something for each and every one of them!
Joey: I'm sure I can't wait...one can only imagine you'll be farting jingle bells while telling a line of kids that Santa isn't real
A wave of panic washes over the harnessed kids. A little girl begins to cry. Happy Pete's eyes are as big as saucers, a sheen of tears reflecting the stage lights.
Happy: What! What are you talking about? What is he talking about!
Ferg: Nothing, he's just being stupid...don't think another thought about it.
Irish Pete: Aye, it's like he's just asking to be beat with a seven iron....Shameless, making a statement like that.
Happy: Oh, good, I was worried there for a second...
Joey Styles just shakes his head as The B-Team get into the ring and Sean gets ready for his match and Blood Stream comes down to the ring.
Sean Ferguson Vs Andrew Christ
These two battle back and forth the entire match. Sean takes Andrew down with a stiff clothesline and stomps him and Andrew goes to the corner. Sean throws Andrew into the opposite corner and Sean runs into a big boot from Christ. Christ runs out of the corner and clotheslines Sean down. Christ picks Sean up throws him into the ropes and hits a sidewalk slam. After hitting a few more key moves, Sean is able to counter a piledriver with a back body drop. Sean then battles back against Christ, eventually hitting a spear and making a cover. But Olypsius jumps onto the ring apron to distract the ref. While the ref is distracted, Sean goes over to Olypsius and Christ pulls out some Brass Knuckles out from his tights. Sean turns around and gets a face full of brass knuckles. Andrew puts the brass knucks back in his tights and covers Sean. Olypsius jumps down from the apron and Pete jumps up on the apron and distracts the ref. With Pete distracting the Ref, Olypsius jumps into the ring and grabs Sean. Andrew goes for a running boot, but Sean ducks and Christ hits Olypsius in the face, knocking him down. Sean then rolls up Christ from behind and the ref see’s it. 1...2.....3.
Winner: Sean Ferguson
Pete and Sean Celebrate as Brawl goes to commercial.
The Brawl intro video plays and pyro shoots all throughout the arena and then goes to ring side with Brawl’s commentators, Skippy and Aiello.
Aiello: Welcome to Monday Night Brawl. Night one of our Atlantic Canada tour, right here in Newfoundland.
Skippy: He have a great show for you all tonight. We have a rookie match where one of them will be making his debut tonight.
Aiello: We also have the rivalry of Blood Steam and the B-Team continuing tonight.
Skippy: Speaking of the B-Team, they will announce tonight just what kind of match they want at Wrestlefest. And from what I heard, its going to be a good one.
Aiello: Big Evil is in action with Happy Pete and the main event we have Damien Arkaine and Angel teaming up to take on a Brotherhood Member, Darius and his partner, A FORCE member, Jackal.
Skippy: Lets get to the ring for our first match.
The Beast Vs Tommy Aero Vs Johnny
Great match by these three new comers. The match started off with Tommy and Johnny teaming up and beating down The Beast. Tommy slams the Beast down and tells Johnny to do a move off the top rope. Johnny climbs up and Aero goes over and pushes Johnny all the way down to the floor. The fans boo Aero and Aero beats down on Beast a bit. Johnny gets back into the ring and attacks Aero from behind, giving him a German Suplex. Beast grabs Johnny and gives him a double arm DDT. Beast grabs Tommy and drops him on his head with a piledriver. Beast covers Aero. 1.........2.......kick out. Beast goes back to Johnny and throws him into the ropes and gives him a boot to the face. Aero tries to get up and gets kicked in the face from Beast. Johnny gets up and Beast almost takes Johnny’s head off with a Clothesline from hell. The Beast covers Johnny. 1......2....... Aero breaks up the count. Aero punches and chops Beast and throws him into the ropes. Aero puts his head down and The Beast kicks it. The Beast then goes for a clothesline from hell, but Aero ducks and gives the Beast the Aero Kick. Knocking the Beast down. Aero covers The Beast. 1.........2....... Johnny stops the count. Johnny beats on Aero and The Beast rolls out of the ring. Johnny hits Aero with the Rock Bottom and covers him. 1.......2..... kick out by Aero. Johnny signals for the end, he picks Aero up for the Alignment, but Aero blocks it and takes Johnny down with a spinning heel kick. The Beast gets into the ring with a Chair and goes to hit Aero but the ref grabs the chair and throws it out of the ring. The Beast turns his back and Johnny runs at Aero but Aero moves, making Johnny hit into The Beast. Tommy grabs Johnny and tosses him over the top rope. Aero then Grabs Beast and nails the Aero Effect and covers Beast. 1........2.........3.
Winner: Tommy Aero
Skippy: A big win here for the Rookie Phenomenon, Tommy Aero.
Aiello: This guy could indeed be the future of EWC.
The Scene then cuts backstage. Shadow Man and Moses Lake are sitting next to each other backstage on steel chairs. Shadow Man is drinking a coffee out of a coffee mug that says "World's Best Love Machine", and Moses is also drinking something out of a coffee mug.
Shadow Man: You really think that just because you're drinking Newfie Screech out of a mug you're anymore civilized?
Moses Lake: Ever think that you're charm and sarcasm are only going to get you so far in life?
Shadow Man: Whatever, man, drink up. It'll numb the pain of losing to me in the Last Man Standing match.
Moses Lake: Please, you can't stand up for more than 5 minutes without getting tired.
Shadow Man: You think so?
Moses Lake: I know so!
Shadow Man: Alright them, how about this. We have a competition, see who can stand up the longest! It'll be a true "Last Man Standing" competition!
Moses Lake takes a drink from his mug, then gets to his feet. He sticks his fist out.
Moses Lake: It's on like Donkey Kong, bi-atch!
Shadow Man smiles and gets to his feet, and pounds Moses's fist.
Shadow Man: Well, may the best man win.
Shadow Man and Moses Lake just stare eye to eye as we go to commercial.
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Brawl comes back on the air, and the scene goes backstage where Jackal is talking with Arkaine and Angel.
Jackal: Good luck tonight guys and may the best team win.
Angel: Good luck to you too Jackal.
Jackal: Deathcore, for now I’m FORCE, so don’t worry, I won’t break any rules and hurt ya.
Damien: You do know my name is Damien right?
Jackal: I’ll try to remember that.
Just then Darius shows up with the North American title over his shoulder.
Darius: What’s going on here.
Angel: None of your business.
Jackal: I was just wishing Angel and Deathcore here good luck tonight.
Damien: My name is Damien Jackal.
Darius: Is that so. Just remember who your partner is tonight in the ring Jackal.
Darius walks away.
Damien: That guy is losing his title at Wrestlefest.
Angel: I know you can take that title off of him.
The GM, Max Carter randomly shows up.
Max: Angel, I’m glad I found you.
Angel: Whats up Max.
Max: Last week, it was totally unfair how Darius attacked you before your match and really, you stood no chance at winning the North American title.
Angel: Yah, I’m still a little sore from that.
Max: So since your pretty, I decided to give you another shot at the North American title, but it will be at Wrestlefest, making it a 3 way dance between you, Damien and Darius. Good luck.
Max walks away and the scene cuts out with Angel smiling.
Back at ringside, From out of no where Dean Martin's "Here Comes Santa Claus" begins blaring throughout the arena. Fan are confused by this new holiday standard after hearing nothing but modern Rock, Hip Hop, and/or Electronica for most of the night. From the entrance a mass of children come out. Each child is wearing a brown leather harness and is attached to the child ahead of them. As more and more children stream out of the entrance, it's clear they're in two lines, pulling something...
Skippy: Oh my god! Are those children being used like draft horses?
Aiello: It sure looks that way...there must be 40 kids out there now...
Skippy: Well, you have to give it to them...they're giving it their all...what could be so heavy it would need to pulled by for---no, now over Fifty children?
Aiello: Who could be so demented to make over fifty kids pull....a Sleigh?
As if to answer their questions, a huge holiday sleigh carrying all three members of the B-Team makes its way out of the entrance, its sleds digging groves in the metal grating. Irish Pete is standing at the front of the sleigh, controlling the reigns attached to the children. He pulls back, giving them the "all stop" command, and most of the children instantly sit down on the entrance ramp, exhausted. Sean "The Man" Ferguson and Happy Pete are both dressed in the standard Santa costume of red pants, black boots, and a red jacket, all trimmed in white. Happy is only able to button a few of the top buttons on the jacket, as his t-shirt clad belly pokes out over his Santa pants. Ferg leans back and fixes his Santa hat before getting out of the sleigh, carrying a bag full of what one would assume is toys. Happy Pete slides over and joins Ferg at the side of the sleigh, carrying his own Santa Claus sack. Irish Pete walks up and down the entrance way, offering bottled water and carrot sticks to the children.
Joey Styles: I'm here with the B-Team, in what can only be described as the most bizarre holiday themed segment I've ever had the misfortune to be a part of. Where did you get this kids? More importantly...why!?!
Happy Pete: You'd be surprised what kind of documents parents will sign when you tell them their kids will be on T.V.
Ferg: Yeah, we were only going to use 30 tops, but the line for tryouts wrapped around the arena...we couldn't turn all those kids away this time of year!
Joey Styles: BUT YOU HARNESSED THEM LIKE ANIMALS!
Happy Pete: Hey...you didn't see how some of these kids were acting out there...making them pull our sleigh was letting them off easy compared to how they would've been disciplined at Miss Ellen's Orphanage, where I grew up.
Joey Styles: I'm just appalled, but Max didn't send me out here to give my opinion on the treatment of children. The Internets, the lines for merchandise and concessions, walking around during intermission, it seems all the fans are wondering, what kind of tag team title match are we going to see at Wrestlefest?
Happy Pete: Well Joey, it is the Holiday season
Ferg: And there's a war on.
Joey: Yes, the EWC regularly salutes our troops over seas.
Ferg: No, not that war, I'm talking about the War on Christmas
Joey: War on Christmas? Isn't that just right-wing audience baiting by talk show hosts with commerical slots and book deals?
Happy: No, no Joey, you've got it all wrong. THEY are out there and THEY are trying to ruin everyone's Christmas
Joey: :sigh: I assume you're referring to 'Liberals'
Ferg: Now Joey, you know what happens when you assume.
Happy: We're not talking politics, we're talking about the Bloodstreams and the possible card for Wrestlefest. Putting us on the card against the Yellow Streams AGAIN is just shameful, what a horrible thing to do for all the fans. You might as well break in to their houses on Christmas morning and leave a steaming Number 2 under their tree
Ferg: And put a note on it telling them it's a gift of peanut clusters.
Happy: I' m sure they would enjoy that a lot more than watching the Yellow Streams in action again.
Ferg: Yeah, so like always, it's been up to us to try and save the show and we've got just the match to give the audience what they want! See, our Christmas sacks here aren't filled with action figures, dolls, and Playstation 3s....
Ferg tosses his Santa sack on to the ground, it unfolds revealing rolls of barbed wire, a baseball bat, a gas can, a sledgehammer, and other various items that would not need to come into contact with another person. Happy tosses his sack down revealing similar items, however, two soccer balls go bouncing down the entrance ramp.
Ferg: I swear to all that is holy, you make a joke about your balls getting out of your sack, I'll take you down right here and now.
Happy looks away, dejected.
Ferg: See Joey, this is the match we're going to have at Wrestlefest, a special festive match, a Christmas in Hell match.
Happy: Christmas in Hell in a Cell, more specifically. We're invoking the Santa Clause in the match contract.
Ferg: That's right, once the cell lowers, it's just going to be us and the Yellow Streams, as well as various presents wrapped up around the ring, and four sacks full of goodies hanging from poles in each corner. It's pretty simple, if you can get your opponent beat down enough, you'll have a chance to open a present or try for one of the sacks, inside each present, you'll find a special toy you can use, and if you get one of the sacks down, well let's just say your opponents won't be having a Merry Christmas.
Joey: So once again, you'll be perverting the meanings and intentions of the holiday
Ferg: No, we understand the fans. They want something special with a Christmas theme and we think this fits the bill nicely.
Happy: Yeah, and don't forget about our other suprise.
Ferg: Oh yeah, we'll also have a special treat for the rest of the roster from both Brawl and FNR. See, if they're all good boys and girls between now and then, the B-Team will have something for each and every one of them!
Joey: I'm sure I can't wait...one can only imagine you'll be farting jingle bells while telling a line of kids that Santa isn't real
A wave of panic washes over the harnessed kids. A little girl begins to cry. Happy Pete's eyes are as big as saucers, a sheen of tears reflecting the stage lights.
Happy: What! What are you talking about? What is he talking about!
Ferg: Nothing, he's just being stupid...don't think another thought about it.
Irish Pete: Aye, it's like he's just asking to be beat with a seven iron....Shameless, making a statement like that.
Happy: Oh, good, I was worried there for a second...
Joey Styles just shakes his head as The B-Team get into the ring and Sean gets ready for his match and Blood Stream comes down to the ring.
Sean Ferguson Vs Andrew Christ
These two battle back and forth the entire match. Sean takes Andrew down with a stiff clothesline and stomps him and Andrew goes to the corner. Sean throws Andrew into the opposite corner and Sean runs into a big boot from Christ. Christ runs out of the corner and clotheslines Sean down. Christ picks Sean up throws him into the ropes and hits a sidewalk slam. After hitting a few more key moves, Sean is able to counter a piledriver with a back body drop. Sean then battles back against Christ, eventually hitting a spear and making a cover. But Olypsius jumps onto the ring apron to distract the ref. While the ref is distracted, Sean goes over to Olypsius and Christ pulls out some Brass Knuckles out from his tights. Sean turns around and gets a face full of brass knuckles. Andrew puts the brass knucks back in his tights and covers Sean. Olypsius jumps down from the apron and Pete jumps up on the apron and distracts the ref. With Pete distracting the Ref, Olypsius jumps into the ring and grabs Sean. Andrew goes for a running boot, but Sean ducks and Christ hits Olypsius in the face, knocking him down. Sean then rolls up Christ from behind and the ref see’s it. 1...2.....3.
Winner: Sean Ferguson
Pete and Sean Celebrate as Brawl goes to commercial.
