Post by MNB on Apr 10, 2007 7:47:49 GMT -6
*The show starts with a clip from Stranglemania 5. Moses and Nunez are fighting on top of the third cage and then Nunez gives Moses the Retribution off the top of the cage, and Moses goes down landing through the top of the 2nd cage and going straight through a table. Nunez goes to grab the Undisputed title but BDC shows up and throws the title into Nunez’s face, sending him down the same path as Moses. BDC grabs the belt and say’s that he’s cashing his money in the bank win right now, but Mac comes out and announces for Rumble in the Bronx, Moses Lake Vs Jesse Nunez Vs BDC for the title.*
The video for Monday Night Brawl plays and then the scene goes inside the arena and pyro shoots though out it and the camera goes on Skippy and Aiello at ring side.
Skippy: Welcome to Monday Night Brawl.
Aiello: What a show we have planned for tonight. But what a Pay Per View Stranglemania was.
Skippy: I know, Congratulations to Shadow Man for beating Cameron Hayden. But what about the match between Jesse Nunez and Moses Lake.
Aiello: They won’t be competing tonight to recover from that match. I’m surprise their even still walking.
Skippy: Plus, with BDC ruining the match, it set up a Huge match for Rumble in the Bronx. Moses Lake defending his title against Jesse Nunez and BDC.
Aiello: A Modern Day Dream match right there Skippy.
Skippy: We have two title matches tonight. Lets go to the ring.
Snoop Jackson, Phillip Rocca, Jason Walker and Murphy Jones all come out to the ring and are standing each in a corner.
Skippy: Well, here we have men who competed at StrangleMania 5 like they were Jeff Hardy in 2003-mode... like they didn't give a damn!
Aiello: Right, the only reason we lost the brand tag team match was because of Walker, Rocca and Jackson's incompetence. Lance and Rose busted their asses out there and got punished for having stupid partners.
Skippy: Are you as ashamed to have these four guys on Brawl as I am?
Aiello: You know I am. And you know the fans are too.
Before the ref can call for the bell, Max Carters music hits and then the titantron flickers and then you see him sitting at a desk.
Max: Good evening everyone. I am not in Australia tonight. I am in Winnipeg at the EWC Headquarters doing some business. But I will be live on Brawl next week. Now because that I’m not there tonight doesn’t mean you all can break the rules and do whatever you damn well please. As you all should know, I have hired a commissioner. And he will be in charge tonight. So without further ado. Ladies and Gentlemen The Commissioner for Monday Night Brawl..... HURRICANE JEFF!
The fans cheer as “Coma” by Guns N’ Roses plays over the PA System and Hurricane Jeff walks out wearing a suite and tie. He makes his way down to the ring, slapping the hands of a few hands and then walks up the ring steps and enters the ring. We gets a Microphone handed to him.
HJ: WHATS UP AUSTRALIA!
Fans go nuts.
HJ: I want to thank everyone for the warm welcome. Its been a while since I’ve come out here and talked to the fans. Now, I’ve run my own company before so I know a thing or two on how to run a show. And one thing about good show is that the man in charge can’t be a push over. Being a former International and Undisputed champion at the same time, I know for sure I’m no push over.
Fans cheer.
HJ: But something that makes a show great is when everyone gives 110%. When every wrestler and staff put everything they have. When they put their heart and soul into this business. Before I retired. Every night that I stepped into the ring for 5 years, I gave it my all and it would show in the ring. When I came to EWC, I was proud to be on Brawl. Every time I would be in the ring against someone from Rampage and win, I would feel like I did something great for the show I represented. And every time Brawl would beat Rampage in a inter-brand match, it just showed that Brawl is just that much better. Back when I was active, you could tell that Brawl Wrestlers cared. That they wanted to be the best.
HJ stops and looks at each of the four guys in the ring.
HJ: And this brings me to you four. Stranglemania, the biggest event in EWC. An event that I made history in last year and you all couldn’t care less about the event. You all had a chance to make history. You all had a chance to turn yourselves around and represent Monday Night Brawl, but what did you do. You spit in my face, Max’s face and in the face of everyone in that locker room. And for what? What did you gain out of this? Self satisfaction? Your all pathetic. All the talent in the world and you waste it because of your ego maybe. Its obvious that you don’t care about EWC or Brawl and it showed at Stranglemania when it was like you we’re physically there but not mentally. Now, my first order of business, and I have the power to do this now, and Max and I both agree. Rocca, Jackson, Jones and Walker. You guys... are... FIRED! Now Get the hell out of this ring.
The fans cheer and Rocca, Jackson, Jones and Walker leave the ring.
HJ: Na Na Na Na. Na Na Na Na. Hey Hey Hey. Good Bye.
The fans start singing a long as the 4 of them get backstage.
HJ: Now that I took out the trash tonight. Let this be a lesson to anyone else in the back who want to go down the same path as those guys. Now, Lets start the show.
HJ leaves the ring.
Skippy: Wow, Hurricane Jeff just fired four guys as his first duty as Commissioner.
Aiello: I don’t think people are going to want to mess with him
Skippy: Time for our first real match.
The Beast Vs Gladiator
The bell chimes and the two circle the ring. In a starting grapple, they push themselves away from one another. Then they grapple again, Beast gets Gladiator in a headlock, Gladiator pushes Beast off the ropes, Beast rushes across the ring and off Gladiator, pushes off the opposite ropes and comes back with a clothesline.
Aiello: Gladiator ducks it!
Beast bounces off the ropes again, and comes back to meet a hard Boot to the face from Gladiator. Beast falls onto his back as his jaw rattles from the impact.
Skippy: DAMN! You could hear that snap from a mile away!
Gladiator jumps on Beast and starts to throw punches at his head. After two jabs, Beast comes to and lifts up his arms to block the punches. He finds an opening and comes back with a hard right to Gladiators face that sends him back off of Beast. Beast gets up at the same time as Gladiator and they back up, rounding the ring once again. Gladiator runs forward but Beast gets a hard knee in before suplexing Gladiator, bouncing back and downing Gladiator again with a clothesline. He picks up Gladiator from the floor and drags him to the corner where he starts to put the chops on Gladiator's chest. The sweat gets all over Beast right hand, so he rubs it in (literally) by pressing Gladiator's face back over the top turnbuckle. Gladiator backhands Beast across the face and swaps places, getting up and putting the Ten Punches on Beast's head. Instead, at the seventh as the audience chants along, Beast gets a handful of Gladiator's pants and lifts him off the turnbuckle, downing Gladiator with a huge powerbomb!
Aiello: Whoa!
Beast goes for a quick cover.
1...
2...
Gladiator kicks out!
Beast locks Gladiator in a sleeper hold, and Gladiator slowly gets to his feet while gasping for air. As he gets sleepier and sleepier, he starts to hang loose from the hold. Then he throws out his arm in defiance and elbows Beast in the gut, allowing a looser grip for Gladiator to work the hold on him into a Stunner. Beast staggers back from it, the jaw having taken another merciless shot.
Skippy: Of all the places on his body, Gladiator seems to be working on Beast's jaw.
Gladiator starts to wail on Beast's face with a stream of relentless full-blown closed fists. The referee yells at Gladiator to lay off the illegal strikes and then Gladiator points up the ramp. The referee turns around and Beast, still reeling from the shots, also looks up over the referee's shoulder. No one's there, but in this brief moment, Gladiator kicks Beast in the groin and he bends over in agony. In the ensuing moment, Gladiator hits...
Aiello: The SCARS AND STRIPES!
Beast is laid out as the referee turns back to see Gladiator on top.
1...
2...
3..
Winner: Gladiator
Skippy: What a return win by Gladiator here tonight.
Aiello: The Beast put in a good effort though, but the Hall of Famer was just to much for him.
Brawl goes to commercial.
The video for Monday Night Brawl plays and then the scene goes inside the arena and pyro shoots though out it and the camera goes on Skippy and Aiello at ring side.
Skippy: Welcome to Monday Night Brawl.
Aiello: What a show we have planned for tonight. But what a Pay Per View Stranglemania was.
Skippy: I know, Congratulations to Shadow Man for beating Cameron Hayden. But what about the match between Jesse Nunez and Moses Lake.
Aiello: They won’t be competing tonight to recover from that match. I’m surprise their even still walking.
Skippy: Plus, with BDC ruining the match, it set up a Huge match for Rumble in the Bronx. Moses Lake defending his title against Jesse Nunez and BDC.
Aiello: A Modern Day Dream match right there Skippy.
Skippy: We have two title matches tonight. Lets go to the ring.
Snoop Jackson, Phillip Rocca, Jason Walker and Murphy Jones all come out to the ring and are standing each in a corner.
Skippy: Well, here we have men who competed at StrangleMania 5 like they were Jeff Hardy in 2003-mode... like they didn't give a damn!
Aiello: Right, the only reason we lost the brand tag team match was because of Walker, Rocca and Jackson's incompetence. Lance and Rose busted their asses out there and got punished for having stupid partners.
Skippy: Are you as ashamed to have these four guys on Brawl as I am?
Aiello: You know I am. And you know the fans are too.
Before the ref can call for the bell, Max Carters music hits and then the titantron flickers and then you see him sitting at a desk.
Max: Good evening everyone. I am not in Australia tonight. I am in Winnipeg at the EWC Headquarters doing some business. But I will be live on Brawl next week. Now because that I’m not there tonight doesn’t mean you all can break the rules and do whatever you damn well please. As you all should know, I have hired a commissioner. And he will be in charge tonight. So without further ado. Ladies and Gentlemen The Commissioner for Monday Night Brawl..... HURRICANE JEFF!
The fans cheer as “Coma” by Guns N’ Roses plays over the PA System and Hurricane Jeff walks out wearing a suite and tie. He makes his way down to the ring, slapping the hands of a few hands and then walks up the ring steps and enters the ring. We gets a Microphone handed to him.
HJ: WHATS UP AUSTRALIA!
Fans go nuts.
HJ: I want to thank everyone for the warm welcome. Its been a while since I’ve come out here and talked to the fans. Now, I’ve run my own company before so I know a thing or two on how to run a show. And one thing about good show is that the man in charge can’t be a push over. Being a former International and Undisputed champion at the same time, I know for sure I’m no push over.
Fans cheer.
HJ: But something that makes a show great is when everyone gives 110%. When every wrestler and staff put everything they have. When they put their heart and soul into this business. Before I retired. Every night that I stepped into the ring for 5 years, I gave it my all and it would show in the ring. When I came to EWC, I was proud to be on Brawl. Every time I would be in the ring against someone from Rampage and win, I would feel like I did something great for the show I represented. And every time Brawl would beat Rampage in a inter-brand match, it just showed that Brawl is just that much better. Back when I was active, you could tell that Brawl Wrestlers cared. That they wanted to be the best.
HJ stops and looks at each of the four guys in the ring.
HJ: And this brings me to you four. Stranglemania, the biggest event in EWC. An event that I made history in last year and you all couldn’t care less about the event. You all had a chance to make history. You all had a chance to turn yourselves around and represent Monday Night Brawl, but what did you do. You spit in my face, Max’s face and in the face of everyone in that locker room. And for what? What did you gain out of this? Self satisfaction? Your all pathetic. All the talent in the world and you waste it because of your ego maybe. Its obvious that you don’t care about EWC or Brawl and it showed at Stranglemania when it was like you we’re physically there but not mentally. Now, my first order of business, and I have the power to do this now, and Max and I both agree. Rocca, Jackson, Jones and Walker. You guys... are... FIRED! Now Get the hell out of this ring.
The fans cheer and Rocca, Jackson, Jones and Walker leave the ring.
HJ: Na Na Na Na. Na Na Na Na. Hey Hey Hey. Good Bye.
The fans start singing a long as the 4 of them get backstage.
HJ: Now that I took out the trash tonight. Let this be a lesson to anyone else in the back who want to go down the same path as those guys. Now, Lets start the show.
HJ leaves the ring.
Skippy: Wow, Hurricane Jeff just fired four guys as his first duty as Commissioner.
Aiello: I don’t think people are going to want to mess with him
Skippy: Time for our first real match.
The Beast Vs Gladiator
The bell chimes and the two circle the ring. In a starting grapple, they push themselves away from one another. Then they grapple again, Beast gets Gladiator in a headlock, Gladiator pushes Beast off the ropes, Beast rushes across the ring and off Gladiator, pushes off the opposite ropes and comes back with a clothesline.
Aiello: Gladiator ducks it!
Beast bounces off the ropes again, and comes back to meet a hard Boot to the face from Gladiator. Beast falls onto his back as his jaw rattles from the impact.
Skippy: DAMN! You could hear that snap from a mile away!
Gladiator jumps on Beast and starts to throw punches at his head. After two jabs, Beast comes to and lifts up his arms to block the punches. He finds an opening and comes back with a hard right to Gladiators face that sends him back off of Beast. Beast gets up at the same time as Gladiator and they back up, rounding the ring once again. Gladiator runs forward but Beast gets a hard knee in before suplexing Gladiator, bouncing back and downing Gladiator again with a clothesline. He picks up Gladiator from the floor and drags him to the corner where he starts to put the chops on Gladiator's chest. The sweat gets all over Beast right hand, so he rubs it in (literally) by pressing Gladiator's face back over the top turnbuckle. Gladiator backhands Beast across the face and swaps places, getting up and putting the Ten Punches on Beast's head. Instead, at the seventh as the audience chants along, Beast gets a handful of Gladiator's pants and lifts him off the turnbuckle, downing Gladiator with a huge powerbomb!
Aiello: Whoa!
Beast goes for a quick cover.
1...
2...
Gladiator kicks out!
Beast locks Gladiator in a sleeper hold, and Gladiator slowly gets to his feet while gasping for air. As he gets sleepier and sleepier, he starts to hang loose from the hold. Then he throws out his arm in defiance and elbows Beast in the gut, allowing a looser grip for Gladiator to work the hold on him into a Stunner. Beast staggers back from it, the jaw having taken another merciless shot.
Skippy: Of all the places on his body, Gladiator seems to be working on Beast's jaw.
Gladiator starts to wail on Beast's face with a stream of relentless full-blown closed fists. The referee yells at Gladiator to lay off the illegal strikes and then Gladiator points up the ramp. The referee turns around and Beast, still reeling from the shots, also looks up over the referee's shoulder. No one's there, but in this brief moment, Gladiator kicks Beast in the groin and he bends over in agony. In the ensuing moment, Gladiator hits...
Aiello: The SCARS AND STRIPES!
Beast is laid out as the referee turns back to see Gladiator on top.
1...
2...
3..
Winner: Gladiator
Skippy: What a return win by Gladiator here tonight.
Aiello: The Beast put in a good effort though, but the Hall of Famer was just to much for him.
Brawl goes to commercial.
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