Post by MNB on Jun 5, 2007 11:29:02 GMT -6
Clips of last week’s awesome brawl show is shown and then the intro video plays followed by fireworks inside the arena and the camera goes to Skippy and Aiello at ring side.
Skippy: Welcome to Monday Night Brawl.
Aiello: What a show we have tonight. A huge main event. Sean Ferguson and Moses Lake will take on BDC and Lance Fiennes.
Skippy: And that’s not all. In a non title match, Joey Orsome goes toe to toe with the Undisputed Champ, Jesse Nunez.
Aiello: Lets not waste any more time. Lets get on with the action.
Marcus Riot Vs Heartless
Riot and Heartless dance around the ring for a second then go in and hook up, but Heartless overpowers Riot and throws him in the corner. Heartless goes in after him, but Riot ducks and gets out of the corner and then dropkicks Heartless belly first into the corner. Then he rolls him up:
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Heartless sits up, but Riot dropkicks him sending him back to the ground. Riot then bounces off the ropes and goes for a elbow drop, but Heartless rolls out of the way. Riot jumps to his feet and charges in, but Heartless delivers a drop toe hold. Heartless then climbs to his feet and waits for Riot to get up then he delivers a clothesline. Then he drops to the ground and pulls his arm back. Riot cries out in pain and fights to get to the ropes as Heartless adds more pressure. Riot slowly gets to the ropes and grabs on. Heartless lets go and gets up and then stomps away at the same arm until the ref pulls him off. Heartless waits for Riot to get up then he takes him and throws him in the corner and then starts throwing punches at his skull 1.2.3.4.5.6.7 then he pulls him out and delivers a belly to belly suplex. Then he pins him
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Heartless climbs to his feet and pulls Riot up and takes his arm and twists it and then drops his elbow on it. He then bounces him off the ropes and delivers a clothesline. Heartless then looks into the crowd and then bounces off the ropes and drops his legs across his neck. He keeps his leg there for the pin:
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Heartless climbs to his feet and pulls Riot up, but Riot pokes Heartless in his eyes and then delivers a DDT. Riot then flips him over and throws punch after punch across his face until he extends his hand and grabs the rope forcing a break. Riot pulls Heartless up and whips him into the corner and then charges in, but Riot gets caught in mid-air. Heartless shakes his head and then drives him to the mat with a spinebuster. Heartless then lines Riot up and when Riot stumbles to his feet he delivers The Finish. He pins him:
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Winner: Heartless
A camera finds itself outside the locker room door of Retribution, Incorporated. A delivery guy stands at the door and knocks loudly. Mumbles and grumbles come from inside the room and the delivery guy shifts the weight on his feet, not sure how this is going to go. All of a sudden the door swings open and BDC sticks his head into the hallway.
BDC: WHAT?!
Delivery Guy: Uhh...I have a delivery here for some cats known as Retribution, Incorporated?
BDC: Delivery?
BDC turns into the locker room and starts talking to whomever's in the room. The delivery guy stars flipping through pages on the clipboard and seems to have found something interesting.
BDC: Guys, is Jeff still ordering that wax for his unmentionables off of Ebay?
Delivery Guy: Umm, here, I'm supposed to read this...
BDC returns his attention to the delivery guy as he strikes some Shakespearean pose in the hallway.
Delivery Guy: Forwhen times get tough, and we know it does...
For when times get rough, you will need this, cuz...
When Orsome's lips get gruff like sandpaper...
Apply this to your asses now, not later...
Love your friends, Moses Lake, Happy Pete, and Sean "The Man" Ferguson!
BDC: What the fu--?
BDC reaches out, snatches the clipboard and tosses it down the hall.
BDC: Get the hell out of here!
BDC slams the door behind him. The delivery guy turns to the camera and starts talking like a very knowledgable pitch-guy.
Delivery Guy: Don't forget ladies and gentlemen, Retribution Solution are now accepting applications for their new show, which debut's next week right here on Brawl! Anyone interested in auditioning for America's Next Member of Retribution Solution can drop a letter of interest at: ewcprez.proboards20.com/index.cgi?action=pm!
The delivery guy walks off camera and beeping can be heard from a forklift. Shouting is heard from inside Retribution, Incorporated's locker room. The door swings open and BDC leads the charge with Nathaniel Broadway, Lance Fiennes, Joey Orsome, and Hurricane Jeff in toe as a forklift rolls toward the door.
BDC: Get that outta here! You're not blocking us in again!
The forklift spins around to show a massive box is on the tongs. The forklift lowers the box in front of Retribution, Incorporated and the guy operating the forklift walks off. BDC timidly looks at his teammates before slowly opening the box, sniffing out an ambush. Inside, the box is full of packing peanuts. BDC gets low enough inside the box to find cartons of chapstick.
BDC: Oh, what the hell?
Aiello: I love it!
Skippy: Their asses are chapped from Orsome kissing them all the time!
Aiello: What won't Retribution Solution do next?!
Brawl goes to commercial and then We cut to Sean and Moses Lake standing side by side in the backstage area of Brawl. Behind them is that ghastly backdrop that is supposed to serve as an interviewing area during the show. "Fast" Jimmy Chamberlain steps into frame. He silently counts down from three, we can see his lips moving and Moses gives Sean a nudge when Lake catches sight of this.
Jimmy: Fellas, the internet is buzzing with rumors of your new show, America's Next Member of Retribution Solution. A lot of the rumors have been confirmed. For instance, next week on Brawl, you'll be airing your first episode ever.
Sean: That's right, Jimmy.
Jimmy: And now, to confirm other rumors, you're here to announce your first contestant on the show?
Sean: Once again, another truth-i-tude.
Jimmy: Truth-i-tude?
Sean: Roll with it, dude.
Moses: What're we rolling?
Jimmy: Mmmkay, so, your first applicant would be?
Moses: Well, I've heard a voice crying out to me, and that voice belongs to that man of the hour himself, the one, the only EwC Undisputed World Champion, Jesse Nunez. I've heard him calling out to us from the depths of the wilderness that he wants to be a part of our organization. Remember, that's Undisputed World Champion, not Undisputed World "Heavyweight" Champion like he would want you to think, but he can't tell the difference since the title of the belt is usually spinning too fast for him to see. But, yes, the Champ himself will be interviewed on this show, next week, whether he likes it or not. He will feel the intense intensity that is the Retribution Solution, and he will feel the power reigning down from the heavens and it will crush him with a blinding force.
Sean: Intense intensity, I like it.
Moses: He will learn there's nothing so intimidating and embarrassing as another human being that can kick your ass with their mind. Normal people, the people who walk the streets every day, we cannot understand! Those are not the people we want. We want people like the champ, who find amusement in spinning objects. So load the spaceship with the rocket fuel! Load it with the warriors! Load it with the Solution, because we're here to take over. I've been speaking with the Gods in the heavens above, and in my final meeting with the Gods from the heavens above, as they spoke to me with the power of the Hardcore Combat Superstar and they told me "Exit Stage Left, Exit Stage Right, there is no place to run, all the fuses in the exit signs have been burned out!"
The crowd gives a mixed reaction, trying to audibly figure out how this is all going to turn out.
Jimmy: What the f**k was that?
Sean: Sorry, he watched "The Self-Destruction of the Ultimate Warrior" this morning. He should snap out of this by the time the match starts.
Jimmy: Happy Pete; what's his condition?
Sean: Well, Jimmy, I'll tell you. He is, without a doubt, a member of Retribution Solution, but as he's still healing from the incident earlier this year, doctor's have ordered his involvement to be limited. He'll be here when you least expect it, he'll be here when you most expect it, and he's always here in spirit.
Jimmy: That's almost kind of moving.
Moses: Well, try not to s**t yourself over it.
Jimmy: Well, ending this on a high note as usual, back to you Skippy!
Skippy: Thanks Jimmy. Its now time for our next match of the evening.
Suicide Flyer Vs Jamie McKnight
Both guy wrestle for a few minutes. Suicide flyer controls most of the match hitting his key moves. Jamie tries fighting back but Suicide Flyer hits up with a super kick and then finishes him off with the Death Drop.
Winner: Suicide Flyer
Skippy: Nice win by the Suicide Flyer.
Aiello: Lets go to our next match, Ricker taking on former US champ, Jay Reynolds.
Skippy: Welcome to Monday Night Brawl.
Aiello: What a show we have tonight. A huge main event. Sean Ferguson and Moses Lake will take on BDC and Lance Fiennes.
Skippy: And that’s not all. In a non title match, Joey Orsome goes toe to toe with the Undisputed Champ, Jesse Nunez.
Aiello: Lets not waste any more time. Lets get on with the action.
Marcus Riot Vs Heartless
Riot and Heartless dance around the ring for a second then go in and hook up, but Heartless overpowers Riot and throws him in the corner. Heartless goes in after him, but Riot ducks and gets out of the corner and then dropkicks Heartless belly first into the corner. Then he rolls him up:
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Heartless sits up, but Riot dropkicks him sending him back to the ground. Riot then bounces off the ropes and goes for a elbow drop, but Heartless rolls out of the way. Riot jumps to his feet and charges in, but Heartless delivers a drop toe hold. Heartless then climbs to his feet and waits for Riot to get up then he delivers a clothesline. Then he drops to the ground and pulls his arm back. Riot cries out in pain and fights to get to the ropes as Heartless adds more pressure. Riot slowly gets to the ropes and grabs on. Heartless lets go and gets up and then stomps away at the same arm until the ref pulls him off. Heartless waits for Riot to get up then he takes him and throws him in the corner and then starts throwing punches at his skull 1.2.3.4.5.6.7 then he pulls him out and delivers a belly to belly suplex. Then he pins him
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Heartless climbs to his feet and pulls Riot up and takes his arm and twists it and then drops his elbow on it. He then bounces him off the ropes and delivers a clothesline. Heartless then looks into the crowd and then bounces off the ropes and drops his legs across his neck. He keeps his leg there for the pin:
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Heartless climbs to his feet and pulls Riot up, but Riot pokes Heartless in his eyes and then delivers a DDT. Riot then flips him over and throws punch after punch across his face until he extends his hand and grabs the rope forcing a break. Riot pulls Heartless up and whips him into the corner and then charges in, but Riot gets caught in mid-air. Heartless shakes his head and then drives him to the mat with a spinebuster. Heartless then lines Riot up and when Riot stumbles to his feet he delivers The Finish. He pins him:
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Winner: Heartless
A camera finds itself outside the locker room door of Retribution, Incorporated. A delivery guy stands at the door and knocks loudly. Mumbles and grumbles come from inside the room and the delivery guy shifts the weight on his feet, not sure how this is going to go. All of a sudden the door swings open and BDC sticks his head into the hallway.
BDC: WHAT?!
Delivery Guy: Uhh...I have a delivery here for some cats known as Retribution, Incorporated?
BDC: Delivery?
BDC turns into the locker room and starts talking to whomever's in the room. The delivery guy stars flipping through pages on the clipboard and seems to have found something interesting.
BDC: Guys, is Jeff still ordering that wax for his unmentionables off of Ebay?
Delivery Guy: Umm, here, I'm supposed to read this...
BDC returns his attention to the delivery guy as he strikes some Shakespearean pose in the hallway.
Delivery Guy: Forwhen times get tough, and we know it does...
For when times get rough, you will need this, cuz...
When Orsome's lips get gruff like sandpaper...
Apply this to your asses now, not later...
Love your friends, Moses Lake, Happy Pete, and Sean "The Man" Ferguson!
BDC: What the fu--?
BDC reaches out, snatches the clipboard and tosses it down the hall.
BDC: Get the hell out of here!
BDC slams the door behind him. The delivery guy turns to the camera and starts talking like a very knowledgable pitch-guy.
Delivery Guy: Don't forget ladies and gentlemen, Retribution Solution are now accepting applications for their new show, which debut's next week right here on Brawl! Anyone interested in auditioning for America's Next Member of Retribution Solution can drop a letter of interest at: ewcprez.proboards20.com/index.cgi?action=pm!
The delivery guy walks off camera and beeping can be heard from a forklift. Shouting is heard from inside Retribution, Incorporated's locker room. The door swings open and BDC leads the charge with Nathaniel Broadway, Lance Fiennes, Joey Orsome, and Hurricane Jeff in toe as a forklift rolls toward the door.
BDC: Get that outta here! You're not blocking us in again!
The forklift spins around to show a massive box is on the tongs. The forklift lowers the box in front of Retribution, Incorporated and the guy operating the forklift walks off. BDC timidly looks at his teammates before slowly opening the box, sniffing out an ambush. Inside, the box is full of packing peanuts. BDC gets low enough inside the box to find cartons of chapstick.
BDC: Oh, what the hell?
Aiello: I love it!
Skippy: Their asses are chapped from Orsome kissing them all the time!
Aiello: What won't Retribution Solution do next?!
Brawl goes to commercial and then We cut to Sean and Moses Lake standing side by side in the backstage area of Brawl. Behind them is that ghastly backdrop that is supposed to serve as an interviewing area during the show. "Fast" Jimmy Chamberlain steps into frame. He silently counts down from three, we can see his lips moving and Moses gives Sean a nudge when Lake catches sight of this.
Jimmy: Fellas, the internet is buzzing with rumors of your new show, America's Next Member of Retribution Solution. A lot of the rumors have been confirmed. For instance, next week on Brawl, you'll be airing your first episode ever.
Sean: That's right, Jimmy.
Jimmy: And now, to confirm other rumors, you're here to announce your first contestant on the show?
Sean: Once again, another truth-i-tude.
Jimmy: Truth-i-tude?
Sean: Roll with it, dude.
Moses: What're we rolling?
Jimmy: Mmmkay, so, your first applicant would be?
Moses: Well, I've heard a voice crying out to me, and that voice belongs to that man of the hour himself, the one, the only EwC Undisputed World Champion, Jesse Nunez. I've heard him calling out to us from the depths of the wilderness that he wants to be a part of our organization. Remember, that's Undisputed World Champion, not Undisputed World "Heavyweight" Champion like he would want you to think, but he can't tell the difference since the title of the belt is usually spinning too fast for him to see. But, yes, the Champ himself will be interviewed on this show, next week, whether he likes it or not. He will feel the intense intensity that is the Retribution Solution, and he will feel the power reigning down from the heavens and it will crush him with a blinding force.
Sean: Intense intensity, I like it.
Moses: He will learn there's nothing so intimidating and embarrassing as another human being that can kick your ass with their mind. Normal people, the people who walk the streets every day, we cannot understand! Those are not the people we want. We want people like the champ, who find amusement in spinning objects. So load the spaceship with the rocket fuel! Load it with the warriors! Load it with the Solution, because we're here to take over. I've been speaking with the Gods in the heavens above, and in my final meeting with the Gods from the heavens above, as they spoke to me with the power of the Hardcore Combat Superstar and they told me "Exit Stage Left, Exit Stage Right, there is no place to run, all the fuses in the exit signs have been burned out!"
The crowd gives a mixed reaction, trying to audibly figure out how this is all going to turn out.
Jimmy: What the f**k was that?
Sean: Sorry, he watched "The Self-Destruction of the Ultimate Warrior" this morning. He should snap out of this by the time the match starts.
Jimmy: Happy Pete; what's his condition?
Sean: Well, Jimmy, I'll tell you. He is, without a doubt, a member of Retribution Solution, but as he's still healing from the incident earlier this year, doctor's have ordered his involvement to be limited. He'll be here when you least expect it, he'll be here when you most expect it, and he's always here in spirit.
Jimmy: That's almost kind of moving.
Moses: Well, try not to s**t yourself over it.
Jimmy: Well, ending this on a high note as usual, back to you Skippy!
Skippy: Thanks Jimmy. Its now time for our next match of the evening.
Suicide Flyer Vs Jamie McKnight
Both guy wrestle for a few minutes. Suicide flyer controls most of the match hitting his key moves. Jamie tries fighting back but Suicide Flyer hits up with a super kick and then finishes him off with the Death Drop.
Winner: Suicide Flyer
Skippy: Nice win by the Suicide Flyer.
Aiello: Lets go to our next match, Ricker taking on former US champ, Jay Reynolds.