Post by Saul on Nov 19, 2007 1:24:27 GMT -6
"15 Step" by Radiohead hits and the energetic opening for Monday Night Brawl hits, with the many superstars bashing the shit out of each other in a stylish montage before fading in to the arena with a loud bang and pyro display.
Skippy- Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to Monday Night Brawl... LIVE from the Times Union Center in Albany, New York!!!
Aiello- That's right! And tonight we have four action packed matches up for the takings. First up, Franchise Killer, Lorenzo Wayne and Johnny Burns compete with one another in another triple threat match, hopefully without the Fiennes and Orsome interference that occurred last week.
Skippy- That's right. Then we have James Chambers, who has volunteered to perform despite his booking immunity being a King Of The Cage participant, who will be facing special guest Gary Busey in a Mixed Martial Arts match!!!
Aiello- Gary Busey?
Skippy- You know... the guy with the REALLY ANNOYING SMILE.
Aiello- OHHH! You mean, the guy from Big Wednesday?
Skippy- Among other turd-fests.
Aiello- But the guy's like... 63.
Skippy- And still a massive cock!
Aiello- Anyway. We then have a tag team cage match between four of the guys who unfortunately missed out on King Of The Cage, as Jesse Nuñez teams with Money Man to face John Green and Gladiator!
Skippy- And to top off the night... our very own BOSS... President Mac will face Joey Orsome in a match to determine Monday Night Brawl's final vacant entry into the King Of The Cage tournament!
Aiello- I know! How exciting!? Lacing up his boots once more!
Skippy- Don't get too excited...
Aiello- I can't help it. I can't stand up.
Skippy- Ew. Anyway. Let's get to our first match of the night...
We go to the ring, where Lorenzo Wayne is squatting in one corner stretching out his hamstrings while staring at Franchise Killer, who is leaning in the opposite corner, staring back at Wayne. Johnny Burns, meanwhile, is posing in the corner as his theme song fades out. The fans have already begun a "boring" chant.
Skippy- No love from Albany for these three tonight.
Aiello- Well, these three didn't even have a chance to compete last week after Joey Orsome and Lance Fiennes came out and attacked them as soon as the match got underway!
The ref calls for the bell.
The three begin to circle each other, staring each other down, and also constantly looking over their shoulders to make sure they don't get jumped again. The three all seem too scared to make the first move. The fans then begin to start booing wildly, and a small, but enthusiastic portion of the crowd begins to chant "WE WANT A REFUND!" The three competitors are obviously getting pissed off at the crowd. Then, the booing suddenly intensifies ten-fold as Saul Weisz appears on the titantron.
Saul- God dammit, what are you guys so scared of? Fiennes and Orsome? Listen, you three have been doing nothing but wasting valuable airtime on Brawl for too damn long. If you don't get these fans cheering before the end of the match, I'm going to fire the lot of you. But, just to prove how fair and generous I am, I'll fire anyone who tries to get involved in your match! Now, you boys better get to fighting, or you can walk your asses out the door!
With that, Saul disappears off the titantron. The fans are laughing, and now have started a "Na-Na-Na-Na, Na-Na-Na-Na, Hey-Hey-Hey, Goodbye!" chant. Franchise Killer is the first to snap at the taunting, and he charges at Lorenzo Wayne, taking him down with a Clothesline. Johnny Burns runs at FK, and attempts to take him down with a Crossbody, but FK grabs him, spins around, and Powerslams him onto Lorenzo Wayne. FK then kicks Burns away, and rolls up Wayne.
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Wayne kicks out. FK doesn't waste time and walks over to Burns. He goes to kick Burns, he's lifting himself to his feet, in the gut, but Burns grabs FK's leg, then stomps his other knee, before finally shoving the leg he was holding, causing FK to stumble backwards. Burns runs backwards to bounce off the ropes, and comes back at full speed towards Franchise Killer. Killer ducks down, and Burns leap frogs over him, and runs right into a huge Dropkick from Lorenzo Wayne. Wayne scrambles for a cover.
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Franchise Killer breaks it up.
Aiello- Well, now these guys are fighting with some passion.
Skippy- You think it has anything to do with the fact that they're jobs are on the line?
FK picks up Wayne, and the two start exchanging punches with one another. Lorenzo Wayne manages to sidestep a punch and lock FK into a Sleeper Hold. FK is struggling, but he's starting to fade. Meanwhile, Johnny Burns gets to his feet. He sees that Franchise Killer and Wayne are facing a corner. Burns then runs for that corner, and goes for a Whisper in the Wind, but he slips on the top rope, and falls backwards, landing right on his head. A "You Fucked Up" chant breaks out from the crowd while Burns lays face down on the mat, holding the back of his head, and flailing his legs in agony. Wayne tosses Franchise Killer aside, and FK rolls right out of the ring and down to the floor. Wayne then picks up Johnny Burns by the waist, and goes for a German Suplex. Burns, however, grabs the top rope to prevent it. Wayne, not expecting the resistance, falls backwards, and lands on his ass, which elicits laughter from the crowd. Burns, still reeling from landing on his head, leans on the top rope, holding the back of his neck. Wayne, pissed off from the laughter, rushes at Burns. Outside of the ring, Franchise Killer had pulled a steel chair from under the ring, and is also walking toward Burns. FK swings the chair, and Burns ducks down. Wayne runs full force into FK's chair shot, and is sent flying back to the middle of the ring. FK, not expecting to hit a running target, is sent backwards as the chair goes flying out of his hands.
Skippy- That should be a disqualification.
Aiello- That's the great thing about Triple Threats, though. No DQs!
Burns rolls over to Wayne and goes for a cover.
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Franchise Killer grabs Burns leg and drags him off Wayne. FK starts working on Burns already injured neck, while Wayne, who is now revealed to be bleeding from the chair shot, rolls out of the ring. Franchise Killer DDTs Burns, and covers.
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Burns kicks out. Franchise Killer wrenches Burns neck some more, then hits a Double Arm DDT. He covers,
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Burns kicks out again. Franchise Killer is starting to get frustrated now. He throws Burns into the corner. He gives Johnny Burns a few kicks to the gut, then flips him upside down so Burns is hanging by his legs from the top rope. FK then climbs over Johnny Burns and goes up to the top rope. He balances himself on the turnbuckle and faces the middle of the ring. He then grabs Burns' legs and pulls Burns up. Eventually, Franchise Killer is holding Johnny Burns upside-down by the waist. A sick smile comes across Franchise Killer's face.
Aiello- Holy crap, Skip, he's going to give him a Super Piledriver!
Skippy- Don't do it, FK! You'll kill him!
The fans don't care; they've come for blood. They're chanting "Break His Neck!" FK soaks in the moment, but Lorenzo Wayne has snuck up behind FK outside of the ring, and he's carrying a steel ladder. He holds the ladder like a battering ram and hits Franchise Killer in the back. FK falls forward off the ropes, and Burns, using his agilty, spins FK around mid-air and nails him with a Flip Piledriver. Franchise Killer is limp in the middle of the ring, while Burns is holding his neck, still hurting from FK's previous attacks. The fans are chanting "Holy Shit" as Lorenzo Wayne slides into the ring, bringing the ladder with him. Lorenzo Wayne covers Franchise Killer.
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Burns jumps over to break it up. Lorenzo Wayne is immediately up and gives Burns a few stiff punches, before kicking him hard in the stomach. Burns doubles over, and Wayne brings him over to the ladder. Lorenzo Wayne sets up Burns for The Movement, but Burns slides off his back. Burns turns, then nails Lorenzo Wayne with a Facebuster onto the ladder. Wayne writhes in pain as Burns appears to get burst of adrenaline. He sees FK still lying out cold on the mat. Burns then looks at the ladder, and smiles. Burns picks up the ladder, and sets up next to Franchise Killer. Burns then begins to climb to the top.
Skippy- You don't think he's going to go for the Armageddon, do you?
Aiello- He just may be foolish, enough, Skip. He has to have those fans cheering to keep his job, and they're only been cheering when someone gets hurt really bad!
Burns is at the top of the ladder, and he sets his sights on Franchise Killer. "The Messiah" crosses himself, then takes to the air for the Armageddon. But Franchise Killer rolls out of the way at the last minute! Burns slams to the mat so hard he bounces almost 4 feet back in the air, and the force causes the ladder to tip over and lands resting on the top rope. Burns appears to be twitching. The fans are in a stunned silence. Franchise Killer makes a cover on Johnny Burns.
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Lorenzo Wayne pulls Franchise Killer off of Johnny Burns. Wayne, holding Franchise Killer by the scruff of the neck, throws him right out of the ring. FK hits the ground, and Wayne gets out of the ring himself and stomps the downed Franchise Killer half a dozen of times. He then lifts FK by the arm, and goes to throw him into the ring barrier. Franchise Killer stops himself and drags Wayne toward him, and nails him with the Done Deal! Wayne, who was already bleeding profusely, now lies in a pool of his own blood. Franchise Killer kicks Wayne a few times, mainly out of frustration, then he walks over to the ring apron. He then starts pulling out tables; three all together.
Skippy- First chairs, then ladder, and now tables?
Aiello- The fear of unemployment can bring out the worse in anyone, Skip.
Franchise Killer then sets up all three tables next to each other, side by side, outside of the ring. He then picks up Lorenzo Wayne and rolls him onto the tables. Franchise Killer then gets up onto the tables himself and punches Wayne a couple times in the face to makes sure he's dazed. Then, FK lifts Lorenzo Wayne to his feet, and sets him up for a Suplex. He tries to lift Wayne, but Lorenzo shifts his momentum, and drops back down to his feet. He then lifts up FK and flips him onto his back, then nails Franchise Killer with the Movement. But, the table doesn't break! It just cracks under the force, but it doesn't give out!
Aiello- He hit that move hard, but it looks like table was able to withstand the blow!
The fans are laughing, and Lorenzo Wayne is pissed. He starts to pick up, Franchise Killer, and happens to glance into the ring. That's when his jaw drops. While all of this had been going on outside of the ring, Burns finally came to in the ring. He then used the ropes to gain momentum, then ran up the knocked over ladder like a ramp, and took to the air. As Lorenzo Wayne was trying to pick up Franchise Killer, Johnny Burns comes flying into him like a human projectile. Burns slams into Wayne, who slams into Franchise Killer, and all three smash through the tables!
Skippy- Holy fuck!
The fans are sharing Skippy's sentiment. All three men are lying unconscious in the wreckage, and the fans can't believe what just happened. The ref is checking on the three men, and he's calling for EMT's. He then calls for the bell.
Aiello- Once again, these three are in such bad shape, their match cannot go on!
Skippy- That was one helluva finale. I wonder what Saul Weisz is going to have to say about their performance?
Saul- I wonder.
The commentators jump in their seats as Saul is found to be sitting between them. They both sigh with relief then as Saul stands up, his gaze directed at the competitors.
Saul- Boys. Boys! That was pretty disgraceful, if I may say so.
Skippy- Huh? But they destroyed each other! Gotta be worth the price of admission.
Saul- Shut up Skip.
Skippy- Okay...
Saul- Ladies and gentlemen. Since Johnny Burns put those two little twerps Wayne and Killer through a table, I think that's worth hanging on to his worthless contract a little longer. But Franchise Killer and Lorenzo Wayne? Kids, you both better pack after you regain consciousness, because you're both FIRED!!!
The audience cheers (for once) at this announcement, and starts to sing "Na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na... hey hey hey! Good bye!" over and over as the show fades to a commercial.
Skippy- Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to Monday Night Brawl... LIVE from the Times Union Center in Albany, New York!!!
Aiello- That's right! And tonight we have four action packed matches up for the takings. First up, Franchise Killer, Lorenzo Wayne and Johnny Burns compete with one another in another triple threat match, hopefully without the Fiennes and Orsome interference that occurred last week.
Skippy- That's right. Then we have James Chambers, who has volunteered to perform despite his booking immunity being a King Of The Cage participant, who will be facing special guest Gary Busey in a Mixed Martial Arts match!!!
Aiello- Gary Busey?
Skippy- You know... the guy with the REALLY ANNOYING SMILE.
Aiello- OHHH! You mean, the guy from Big Wednesday?
Skippy- Among other turd-fests.
Aiello- But the guy's like... 63.
Skippy- And still a massive cock!
Aiello- Anyway. We then have a tag team cage match between four of the guys who unfortunately missed out on King Of The Cage, as Jesse Nuñez teams with Money Man to face John Green and Gladiator!
Skippy- And to top off the night... our very own BOSS... President Mac will face Joey Orsome in a match to determine Monday Night Brawl's final vacant entry into the King Of The Cage tournament!
Aiello- I know! How exciting!? Lacing up his boots once more!
Skippy- Don't get too excited...
Aiello- I can't help it. I can't stand up.
Skippy- Ew. Anyway. Let's get to our first match of the night...
We go to the ring, where Lorenzo Wayne is squatting in one corner stretching out his hamstrings while staring at Franchise Killer, who is leaning in the opposite corner, staring back at Wayne. Johnny Burns, meanwhile, is posing in the corner as his theme song fades out. The fans have already begun a "boring" chant.
Skippy- No love from Albany for these three tonight.
Aiello- Well, these three didn't even have a chance to compete last week after Joey Orsome and Lance Fiennes came out and attacked them as soon as the match got underway!
The ref calls for the bell.
TRIPLE THREAT MATCH
Franchise Killer VS Lorenzo Wayne VS Johnny Burns
[/b]Franchise Killer VS Lorenzo Wayne VS Johnny Burns
The three begin to circle each other, staring each other down, and also constantly looking over their shoulders to make sure they don't get jumped again. The three all seem too scared to make the first move. The fans then begin to start booing wildly, and a small, but enthusiastic portion of the crowd begins to chant "WE WANT A REFUND!" The three competitors are obviously getting pissed off at the crowd. Then, the booing suddenly intensifies ten-fold as Saul Weisz appears on the titantron.
Saul- God dammit, what are you guys so scared of? Fiennes and Orsome? Listen, you three have been doing nothing but wasting valuable airtime on Brawl for too damn long. If you don't get these fans cheering before the end of the match, I'm going to fire the lot of you. But, just to prove how fair and generous I am, I'll fire anyone who tries to get involved in your match! Now, you boys better get to fighting, or you can walk your asses out the door!
With that, Saul disappears off the titantron. The fans are laughing, and now have started a "Na-Na-Na-Na, Na-Na-Na-Na, Hey-Hey-Hey, Goodbye!" chant. Franchise Killer is the first to snap at the taunting, and he charges at Lorenzo Wayne, taking him down with a Clothesline. Johnny Burns runs at FK, and attempts to take him down with a Crossbody, but FK grabs him, spins around, and Powerslams him onto Lorenzo Wayne. FK then kicks Burns away, and rolls up Wayne.
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Wayne kicks out. FK doesn't waste time and walks over to Burns. He goes to kick Burns, he's lifting himself to his feet, in the gut, but Burns grabs FK's leg, then stomps his other knee, before finally shoving the leg he was holding, causing FK to stumble backwards. Burns runs backwards to bounce off the ropes, and comes back at full speed towards Franchise Killer. Killer ducks down, and Burns leap frogs over him, and runs right into a huge Dropkick from Lorenzo Wayne. Wayne scrambles for a cover.
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Franchise Killer breaks it up.
Aiello- Well, now these guys are fighting with some passion.
Skippy- You think it has anything to do with the fact that they're jobs are on the line?
FK picks up Wayne, and the two start exchanging punches with one another. Lorenzo Wayne manages to sidestep a punch and lock FK into a Sleeper Hold. FK is struggling, but he's starting to fade. Meanwhile, Johnny Burns gets to his feet. He sees that Franchise Killer and Wayne are facing a corner. Burns then runs for that corner, and goes for a Whisper in the Wind, but he slips on the top rope, and falls backwards, landing right on his head. A "You Fucked Up" chant breaks out from the crowd while Burns lays face down on the mat, holding the back of his head, and flailing his legs in agony. Wayne tosses Franchise Killer aside, and FK rolls right out of the ring and down to the floor. Wayne then picks up Johnny Burns by the waist, and goes for a German Suplex. Burns, however, grabs the top rope to prevent it. Wayne, not expecting the resistance, falls backwards, and lands on his ass, which elicits laughter from the crowd. Burns, still reeling from landing on his head, leans on the top rope, holding the back of his neck. Wayne, pissed off from the laughter, rushes at Burns. Outside of the ring, Franchise Killer had pulled a steel chair from under the ring, and is also walking toward Burns. FK swings the chair, and Burns ducks down. Wayne runs full force into FK's chair shot, and is sent flying back to the middle of the ring. FK, not expecting to hit a running target, is sent backwards as the chair goes flying out of his hands.
Skippy- That should be a disqualification.
Aiello- That's the great thing about Triple Threats, though. No DQs!
Burns rolls over to Wayne and goes for a cover.
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Franchise Killer grabs Burns leg and drags him off Wayne. FK starts working on Burns already injured neck, while Wayne, who is now revealed to be bleeding from the chair shot, rolls out of the ring. Franchise Killer DDTs Burns, and covers.
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Burns kicks out. Franchise Killer wrenches Burns neck some more, then hits a Double Arm DDT. He covers,
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Burns kicks out again. Franchise Killer is starting to get frustrated now. He throws Burns into the corner. He gives Johnny Burns a few kicks to the gut, then flips him upside down so Burns is hanging by his legs from the top rope. FK then climbs over Johnny Burns and goes up to the top rope. He balances himself on the turnbuckle and faces the middle of the ring. He then grabs Burns' legs and pulls Burns up. Eventually, Franchise Killer is holding Johnny Burns upside-down by the waist. A sick smile comes across Franchise Killer's face.
Aiello- Holy crap, Skip, he's going to give him a Super Piledriver!
Skippy- Don't do it, FK! You'll kill him!
The fans don't care; they've come for blood. They're chanting "Break His Neck!" FK soaks in the moment, but Lorenzo Wayne has snuck up behind FK outside of the ring, and he's carrying a steel ladder. He holds the ladder like a battering ram and hits Franchise Killer in the back. FK falls forward off the ropes, and Burns, using his agilty, spins FK around mid-air and nails him with a Flip Piledriver. Franchise Killer is limp in the middle of the ring, while Burns is holding his neck, still hurting from FK's previous attacks. The fans are chanting "Holy Shit" as Lorenzo Wayne slides into the ring, bringing the ladder with him. Lorenzo Wayne covers Franchise Killer.
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Burns jumps over to break it up. Lorenzo Wayne is immediately up and gives Burns a few stiff punches, before kicking him hard in the stomach. Burns doubles over, and Wayne brings him over to the ladder. Lorenzo Wayne sets up Burns for The Movement, but Burns slides off his back. Burns turns, then nails Lorenzo Wayne with a Facebuster onto the ladder. Wayne writhes in pain as Burns appears to get burst of adrenaline. He sees FK still lying out cold on the mat. Burns then looks at the ladder, and smiles. Burns picks up the ladder, and sets up next to Franchise Killer. Burns then begins to climb to the top.
Skippy- You don't think he's going to go for the Armageddon, do you?
Aiello- He just may be foolish, enough, Skip. He has to have those fans cheering to keep his job, and they're only been cheering when someone gets hurt really bad!
Burns is at the top of the ladder, and he sets his sights on Franchise Killer. "The Messiah" crosses himself, then takes to the air for the Armageddon. But Franchise Killer rolls out of the way at the last minute! Burns slams to the mat so hard he bounces almost 4 feet back in the air, and the force causes the ladder to tip over and lands resting on the top rope. Burns appears to be twitching. The fans are in a stunned silence. Franchise Killer makes a cover on Johnny Burns.
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Lorenzo Wayne pulls Franchise Killer off of Johnny Burns. Wayne, holding Franchise Killer by the scruff of the neck, throws him right out of the ring. FK hits the ground, and Wayne gets out of the ring himself and stomps the downed Franchise Killer half a dozen of times. He then lifts FK by the arm, and goes to throw him into the ring barrier. Franchise Killer stops himself and drags Wayne toward him, and nails him with the Done Deal! Wayne, who was already bleeding profusely, now lies in a pool of his own blood. Franchise Killer kicks Wayne a few times, mainly out of frustration, then he walks over to the ring apron. He then starts pulling out tables; three all together.
Skippy- First chairs, then ladder, and now tables?
Aiello- The fear of unemployment can bring out the worse in anyone, Skip.
Franchise Killer then sets up all three tables next to each other, side by side, outside of the ring. He then picks up Lorenzo Wayne and rolls him onto the tables. Franchise Killer then gets up onto the tables himself and punches Wayne a couple times in the face to makes sure he's dazed. Then, FK lifts Lorenzo Wayne to his feet, and sets him up for a Suplex. He tries to lift Wayne, but Lorenzo shifts his momentum, and drops back down to his feet. He then lifts up FK and flips him onto his back, then nails Franchise Killer with the Movement. But, the table doesn't break! It just cracks under the force, but it doesn't give out!
Aiello- He hit that move hard, but it looks like table was able to withstand the blow!
The fans are laughing, and Lorenzo Wayne is pissed. He starts to pick up, Franchise Killer, and happens to glance into the ring. That's when his jaw drops. While all of this had been going on outside of the ring, Burns finally came to in the ring. He then used the ropes to gain momentum, then ran up the knocked over ladder like a ramp, and took to the air. As Lorenzo Wayne was trying to pick up Franchise Killer, Johnny Burns comes flying into him like a human projectile. Burns slams into Wayne, who slams into Franchise Killer, and all three smash through the tables!
Skippy- Holy fuck!
The fans are sharing Skippy's sentiment. All three men are lying unconscious in the wreckage, and the fans can't believe what just happened. The ref is checking on the three men, and he's calling for EMT's. He then calls for the bell.
Winner: No Contest
Aiello- Once again, these three are in such bad shape, their match cannot go on!
Skippy- That was one helluva finale. I wonder what Saul Weisz is going to have to say about their performance?
Saul- I wonder.
The commentators jump in their seats as Saul is found to be sitting between them. They both sigh with relief then as Saul stands up, his gaze directed at the competitors.
Saul- Boys. Boys! That was pretty disgraceful, if I may say so.
Skippy- Huh? But they destroyed each other! Gotta be worth the price of admission.
Saul- Shut up Skip.
Skippy- Okay...
Saul- Ladies and gentlemen. Since Johnny Burns put those two little twerps Wayne and Killer through a table, I think that's worth hanging on to his worthless contract a little longer. But Franchise Killer and Lorenzo Wayne? Kids, you both better pack after you regain consciousness, because you're both FIRED!!!
The audience cheers (for once) at this announcement, and starts to sing "Na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na... hey hey hey! Good bye!" over and over as the show fades to a commercial.