Post by Saul on Dec 3, 2007 4:51:08 GMT -6
"15 Step" by Radiohead hits, flashy images of the various wrestlers throwing themselves about in and around the ring, not to mention the customary shots of Saul Weisz grinning like an asshole and James Chambers playing congas with his gut before fading in to the arena, where the customary pyro explodes like Bill Clinton under his desk in the Oval Office.
Skippy- Welcome to Monday Night Brawl and Christmas is finally coming!!!
Aiello- That's right... it's December at last and I for one can't WAIT to get my copy of EwC Brawl Vs. Rampage 2008 from my missus!
Skippy- You kidding? That's been out for months now!
Aiello- I know, and I've played it to death, but can't you just shut up for ONE MOMENT and let me advertise without hindrance?
Skippy- My bad.
Aiello- Whatever. Let's get to the first match this evening!
The match starts off quickly as Stung rushes Burns and downs him with a clothesline. Johnny isn't able to get a single move in as Stung continues to pounce on him, stomping him on the ground and then dropping an elbow to Burns' face.
Skippy- Johnny Burns has been on a hell of a decline since Stablewars.
Burns is lifted up and then slammed down with a DDT. Stung rushes across the ring, bounces off and splashes Burns before going for a hasty pin.
Aiello- Word is Burns has been on thin ice with some contract issues lately. We can only hope it turns around.
Stung ushers Burns to his feet, then takes him out with a Russian Leg Sweep. He pulls Burns into a sleeper hold and drags him to the nearest corner, he pushes Burns chest-first into the corner, then lets go of the hold. Burns turns around and takes a drop kick to the jaw. Burns slumps in the corner, Stung lifts him up onto the top of the corner, turns around, Johnny's head over Stung's shoulder...
Skippy- Wow...
Stung hits Burns with the Destiny off the top rope! Landing in the centre of the ring, an unhurt Stung moves on top of Johnny Burns as the referee makes the count.
Stung celebrates his returning win, the crowd singing "Na na na na! Hey Hey Hey! Goodbye!" to Johnny Burns as we fade backstage to the parking lot...
*The camera’s open up backstage where we see Rampage superstar Level-One crouching behind a vehicle in a parking lot. In his hand, is a steel chair as he waits for a possible attack. A limo soon pulls up, and Level-One jumps up rushing the car. Out of many different cars, a bunch of people with signs jump out and rush the limo surrounding it. In there hands, they hold signs of all kinds up in the air as the circle around the car yelling profanities. Level-One slams the chair on the concrete demanding answers*
Level-One: Joey Orsome! We’re going to solve this little problem of ours, right here right now. So if you have any guts, you will get out that vehicle right this second. So me, and all these same sex marriage haters can beat your ass down in the middle of the street!
*Level-One hoists the steel chair up in victory, as the protesters circle around the car with signs, which shows there hate for gay’s*
Level-One: Joey, you have revolted this whole community. Now, under terms of the EwC I cannot flat out say, that I hate you because of your so called ‘’sexual’’ orientation, but these people can. These people think you’re the scum of the earth! These people think, your head should be served on a silver platter. And regardless of weather you like men or not, I too want to have your head served on a silver platter! And it will be tonight!
*The crowd chants in protest, and begin to grow angered and begin to slam on windows demanding Joey Orsome steps out of the vehicle. Level-One grows angered, and begins to kick the limo door demanding Joey come out the vehicle*
Level-One: Joey, your time has come. Your games are finished. I’m not waiting later tonight for your answer Joey, I want your answer right this minute. I’m tired of you dodging my challenges, while you’re sipping champagne with your new boyfriend Lance Fiennes! So, you have 10 seconds to step out the vehicle before I bust open a window and pull your ass out!
*The protesters begin a countdown, as the circle the limo banging on the windows of the limo angrily. Finally, the door is opened. And from the car, out comes special guest Ryan Seacrest*
Ryan Seacrest- Oh, hi there everyone! You can’t be all here for me can you?
*Ryan looks to the side, and sees all the gay hate signs around him. Level-One has blown a blood vessel at this point, and so has the protesters. Level-One reaches over, as he’s handed a sign that says ‘’Gay people are homosexuals’’ Level-One stops and looks at it, before shaking his head at the person who handed it to him*
Level-One: Ryan, today is not your day.
*Level-One charges him slamming the sign over his head. The protesters follow up on the attack as they stomp him near the limo. Level-One jumps on the limo, hosting a steel chair over his head*
Level-One: Joey Orsome, you want war kid! I’m bringing the whole damn army, and all the ammunition in the world! EwC, you have a problem with this. You line them up, and I’ll go through everyone of you son’s of bitches, until I get my match with my friend Shadow Man, for the World Heavyweight championship. I’m starting this war, with Joey Orsome and peace will not ensue until my match with Shadow Man is official. EwC say it with me
…The Revolution is here!
*The protesters continue to kick the shit out of Ryan, as Level-One looks down watching the vicious beating take place as the scene fades to a commercial*
Skippy- Welcome to Monday Night Brawl and Christmas is finally coming!!!
Aiello- That's right... it's December at last and I for one can't WAIT to get my copy of EwC Brawl Vs. Rampage 2008 from my missus!
Skippy- You kidding? That's been out for months now!
Aiello- I know, and I've played it to death, but can't you just shut up for ONE MOMENT and let me advertise without hindrance?
Skippy- My bad.
Aiello- Whatever. Let's get to the first match this evening!
Johnny Burns Vs. Stung
The match starts off quickly as Stung rushes Burns and downs him with a clothesline. Johnny isn't able to get a single move in as Stung continues to pounce on him, stomping him on the ground and then dropping an elbow to Burns' face.
Skippy- Johnny Burns has been on a hell of a decline since Stablewars.
Burns is lifted up and then slammed down with a DDT. Stung rushes across the ring, bounces off and splashes Burns before going for a hasty pin.
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Aiello- Word is Burns has been on thin ice with some contract issues lately. We can only hope it turns around.
Stung ushers Burns to his feet, then takes him out with a Russian Leg Sweep. He pulls Burns into a sleeper hold and drags him to the nearest corner, he pushes Burns chest-first into the corner, then lets go of the hold. Burns turns around and takes a drop kick to the jaw. Burns slumps in the corner, Stung lifts him up onto the top of the corner, turns around, Johnny's head over Stung's shoulder...
Skippy- Wow...
Stung hits Burns with the Destiny off the top rope! Landing in the centre of the ring, an unhurt Stung moves on top of Johnny Burns as the referee makes the count.
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WINNER: Stung
Stung celebrates his returning win, the crowd singing "Na na na na! Hey Hey Hey! Goodbye!" to Johnny Burns as we fade backstage to the parking lot...
*The camera’s open up backstage where we see Rampage superstar Level-One crouching behind a vehicle in a parking lot. In his hand, is a steel chair as he waits for a possible attack. A limo soon pulls up, and Level-One jumps up rushing the car. Out of many different cars, a bunch of people with signs jump out and rush the limo surrounding it. In there hands, they hold signs of all kinds up in the air as the circle around the car yelling profanities. Level-One slams the chair on the concrete demanding answers*
Level-One: Joey Orsome! We’re going to solve this little problem of ours, right here right now. So if you have any guts, you will get out that vehicle right this second. So me, and all these same sex marriage haters can beat your ass down in the middle of the street!
*Level-One hoists the steel chair up in victory, as the protesters circle around the car with signs, which shows there hate for gay’s*
Level-One: Joey, you have revolted this whole community. Now, under terms of the EwC I cannot flat out say, that I hate you because of your so called ‘’sexual’’ orientation, but these people can. These people think you’re the scum of the earth! These people think, your head should be served on a silver platter. And regardless of weather you like men or not, I too want to have your head served on a silver platter! And it will be tonight!
*The crowd chants in protest, and begin to grow angered and begin to slam on windows demanding Joey Orsome steps out of the vehicle. Level-One grows angered, and begins to kick the limo door demanding Joey come out the vehicle*
Level-One: Joey, your time has come. Your games are finished. I’m not waiting later tonight for your answer Joey, I want your answer right this minute. I’m tired of you dodging my challenges, while you’re sipping champagne with your new boyfriend Lance Fiennes! So, you have 10 seconds to step out the vehicle before I bust open a window and pull your ass out!
*The protesters begin a countdown, as the circle the limo banging on the windows of the limo angrily. Finally, the door is opened. And from the car, out comes special guest Ryan Seacrest*
Ryan Seacrest- Oh, hi there everyone! You can’t be all here for me can you?
*Ryan looks to the side, and sees all the gay hate signs around him. Level-One has blown a blood vessel at this point, and so has the protesters. Level-One reaches over, as he’s handed a sign that says ‘’Gay people are homosexuals’’ Level-One stops and looks at it, before shaking his head at the person who handed it to him*
Level-One: Ryan, today is not your day.
*Level-One charges him slamming the sign over his head. The protesters follow up on the attack as they stomp him near the limo. Level-One jumps on the limo, hosting a steel chair over his head*
Level-One: Joey Orsome, you want war kid! I’m bringing the whole damn army, and all the ammunition in the world! EwC, you have a problem with this. You line them up, and I’ll go through everyone of you son’s of bitches, until I get my match with my friend Shadow Man, for the World Heavyweight championship. I’m starting this war, with Joey Orsome and peace will not ensue until my match with Shadow Man is official. EwC say it with me
…The Revolution is here!
*The protesters continue to kick the shit out of Ryan, as Level-One looks down watching the vicious beating take place as the scene fades to a commercial*