Post by MNB on Jan 7, 2008 16:10:41 GMT -6
How come I end up where I started
How come I end up where I went wrong
Won't take my eyes off the ball again
You reel me out when and you cut the string...
[/center][/i]How come I end up where I went wrong
Won't take my eyes off the ball again
You reel me out when and you cut the string...
Pyrotechnics flash through out the MTS centre as "15 Step" by Radiohead blasts through the speakers. Then red fireworks descend down the ramp way and up into the rafters as the Winnipeg crowd go ballistic with excitement. The camera pans to the announce table.
Skippy - Well Happy New year to everyone and welcome to the first Brawl of 2008 here in Winnipeg.
Aiello – Yes and let’s not forget what happened moments before the festive holiday. Let us take you back to Wrestle Fest and the Brawl main event where Undisputed Champion Moses Lake takes on James Chambers and Joey Orsome.
A short video shows highlights of the amazing match. With back and forth action and all competitors giving it there all. Then without warning it jumps to a clip of James Chambers delivering the Beast Season to Joey Orsome and getting the pin to become the new Undisputed Champion.
Skippy – Yes, that night would turn out to be a great night for James Chambers who became Brawl’s Undisputed champ. And let’s not forget that he is in action tonight in a 3 0n 1 Handicap against Vincent Jericho, Koji Yaro and Koji Ki.
Aiello – Also tonight is the first night that Vice General Manager Nick Wetzel takes control of Brawl over January. He also has a huge announcement concerning tonight’s line-up of matches.
Skippy – But let’s go back to James for a moment. I mean look back, not too long ago he was getting beat by Lance Fiennes then suddenly, he sparks, getting to the final of King of the Cage and now beating Moses to become Champ!
Aiello – I know, it’s incredible… oh wait, speak of the devil here he comes now.
“Gossip” by Lil’ Wayne hits the P.A and the crowd immediately pops and stands on their feet for a glimpse at the New EwC Undisputed Champion. We see Chambers walk out on the ramp with the title over his shoulder. He wears black sunglasses, blue jeans and white sneakers. He’s wearing his new EwC Superstar shirt that reads “2008: Year of the Beast” and on the back it reads “Sponsored by C.R.A.P”. He stands on the ramp for a minute to take in the deafening ovation from the crowd. A huge smile comes across his face as he walks down the ramp, slapping fives and waving to the crowd. He walks up the steel steps, and climbs over the top rope. He quickly climbs the second rope, and raises the title in the air, extracting another huge pop from the crowd. He hops down from the second rope, and goes to the farthest corner, where he’s handed the mic.
James: Winnipeg, THE CHAMP ISSS…HEEEYAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
The crowd stops cheering, and confused murmuring takes place.
James:…Just joking.
The cheering resumes.
James: In all seriousness, I do have one very important question I need answered from all of you. Are you ready?
The confused murmuring takes over again.
James: Allright, allright, enough with the jokes. I want to thank you all, for supporting me in my campaign to become the new EwC Champion!
The crowd cheers again.
James: You know, it hasn’t been easy. I’ve endured a lot. Post match car-bomb death threats from Moses Lake. Soul stinging fat burns from Joey Orsome. Life has indeed been hard, but in the end, all hard work pays off somewhere, so I thank all of my past opponents for your pigheaded insensitivity to my physical shortcomings, because it was your ignorance that lit a fire under my arse to get in gear and step on all of your faces. As it looks now, I’ve beaten everyone on Brawl that matters in some way, shape or form. At this point, with Moses Lake headed down retirement lane and Fiennes and Joey out of commission, it seems as though there’s nobody left that can actually pose a threat to my EwC Championship. However, my sources say that tonight, a tournament begins to crown a new number one contender. And while I can’t say who may win, I can say to whoever wins, that at Hardcore Revolution, you will have to face me in a match so brutal that has yet to be named yet! Now I know some of you are stumped out of your skulls right now, wondering just what in the hell a this match is. Well, I’ll get into all of that later. But for now, I want to get back to talking about my latest acquisition. The EwC Undisputed Championship of the world.
The crowd breaks into applause again. James bows, and continues.
James: A lot of great men have held this belt. Now, I can’t say I’m the greatest champion ever, but I’m damn sure gonna try to be. I’m gonna fight for this thing tooth and nail until my dying breath. Nobody’s taking it from me. No one. But anywho, you didn’t think I was going to leave you like that, did you? Did you expect me to end this set with some bad-ass statement, and drop the microphone? No, not at all. You, the fans, deserve more than that, which is why I took the liberty of filming this footage immediately after winning at Wrestlefest. I’ve been doubted a lot in my days, and a lot of people told me that I would never be a world champion. Strangely enough, those people aren’t limited to the likes of Moses Lake and Joey Orsome. Not at all. The entire “James Chambers is a loser” campaign has been in full effect for quite some time now, dating back nearly 22 years. So, let’s take a look at my new segment titled, “REVENGE MOTHERF*%@#$R!!!!!!”
We go up to the titantron, where we see the “REVENGE MOTHERF%$#@r!!!!!” logo flashing on the screen. The following text then appears on the screen.
“It has long been said that James Chambers is indeed worthless. It has been said and confirmed by fellow superstars, teachers, family members, and Bob Backlund himself. However, on the night of December 28th,2008, James overcame all odds by defeating Moses Lake and Joey Orsome in a triple threat match to win the EwC Championships. So now, in 2008, James Chambers simply says this.
Suck My Cock, Bitches.”
We fade in on Rusty, who is standing in front of a monitor.
Rusty: Hello, people. As you already know, we are going back in time to relive the times when James Chambers was told that he was a loser. Let’s review our clip for this week.
We go back to the monitor, which now reads “1991”. We fade in on a poorly dressed James who tries to play himself from 1991. He wears a fake high top afro haircut, and has shaved off his beard. He’s wearing hammer pants, Nike air max ’91 sneakers, and a t-shirt that says “Bo Knows”. He walks down the block, and like every stereotypical black neighborhood scenario in the early 90’s, there’s three colorfully dressed young black men singing on the corner, seemingly about anyone or anything that walks by.
Trio: 5, 4, 3, 2…1. I love you, lookie here, lookie there; James is walking down the street, look at his hair……
The group continues on as James proceeds down the block, where he sees the woman of his dreams. Her name was Donna Mitchell, and he always wanted a chance to date her, but could never muster up the courage to talk to her. Finally, he walked up to her today.
James: Donna?
Donna: What fool?
James: I heard you don’t have a date for the upcoming dance next week…
Donna: And, Al B Sure? What business is it of yours?
James: Well, I was kinda wondering---
Donna: Oh hell, no! Uh-uh, no way. It’s not happening, get lost, you loser!
James walks away with his head hung down, and we hear the crowd go “awwwww”. We come back to Rusty.
Rusty: Now, that was mean, wasn’t it? Well, Miss Donna Mitchell is here to explain herself.
Donna walks into view to a hideous stream of boos from the crowd.
Donna: Aw, fuck y’all!
Rusty: Donna, why did you break James’s heart?
She opens her mouth, but before she can answer, a person in a gigantic bird costume comes from out of nowhere and tackles her through the table in the background. When the bird gets up, he rips off his shirt, to reveal another one that says “REVENGE, MOTHER$%@#R!!!!!!” Rusty reappears in view, smiling.
Rusty: Well, people, that’s all for this week.
The screen fades to black, and we go back into the ring, where James is standing, fighting back laughter.
James: Well, did you enjoy that? Because tonight, I unveil just what in the hell a “Beast’s Den” match is on my poor, unsuspecting opponents.
“Gossip” hits, and Chambers exits.
Skippy - Now that was interesting.
Aiello - I wonder how the next few weeks will fair with James Chambers being Champion.
Skippy - Yes it will be a shaky subject.
Brawl fades to a quick commercial break.
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Brawl opens back up with “A Box full of Sharp Objects” by The Used being blasted around the sold out MTS Centre. MNB acting General Manager Nick Wetzel then calmly strides from the curtain and walks toward the ring. Dressed in a cream coloured suit he steps in and stands there pulling the mic to his lips.
Nick – Now as you all know, Saul is out on tour for his new album whatever that is and so in place of him I will be the general manager until the end of January. Which means that I have to set off with something huge. Something that will make people remember me for the short period I was in control. Well guess what, my highly intellectual brain have come up with an idea.
The crowd sit in thought as to what he could be on about.
Nick – So, with Moses Lake running off and sobbing about his loss and Lance Fiennes and Joey Orsome being savagely attacked I have no real talent to throw at James Chambers. With this being said what I have come up with is that I will give basically everyone on the Brawl roster a chance at having a shot at James Chambers at Hardcore Revolution. This will be done by holding a tournament throughout the month and hence the winner becomes the new number one contender!
The crowd roars in excitement.
Nick – So don’t let me bore you all with random ramblings like Saul so often does, let’s get straight to the action, with Stung Vs. Jackal. And that is now!
Nick’s music hits as he strolls from the ring with a smile of glee upon his face.
Number One Contender Tournament match One.
Jackal Vs. Stung [/center]
The lights dim and change to the unmistakable blue and red ambient as mist forms along the ramp giving the arena a chilly feeling as the goosebumps rise on the fans skin. Clawing and the gnashing of teeth is heard followed by a long howl as the fans go crazy for the arrival of Jackal, imitating the canine howl. The opening of "Orgasmatron" begins to play as mist swell around the Entrance.
Mean Gene – On the way to the ring, weighing in at 152lbs from the City of Midian. Jackal!
As the hard hitting part of the song begins to play, a black figure can be seen in the mist with his back towards the fans and the ring as they continue to go crazy. A special spotlight high in the arena quickly flashe on the mist as the main loud vocals of the sing hit and Jackal turn his head to see the crowd, hr slowly turns around and sighs almost as if bored, his hair in front of his eyes and he breaths sinisterly. He walks down to the ring, reluctant to slap hands with fans before hitting the ring area. He walks around the ring and unceremounisouly jumps onto the apron and flips over the ropes and running to the farthest turnbuckle and snapping into a cruxifix. He then pulls off his shirt and ties it around his waist. He then jumps down onto the other turnbuckle and does the same crucifix motion. He runs back and forth bouncing off the ropes before crouching in the corner like a dog ready to pounce and he does not move.
The arena goes pitch black. A bunch of scrambling noises begin. The screen starts to form the words "The III Coming". "Dig" by Mudwayne begins to play as Stung appears from behind the curtain.
Mean Gene – His opponent, weighing in at 235lbs, from parts unknown. Stung!
He walks down to the ring and is followed by a chorus of boos.
The bell rings as the two competitors are eager to get at each others throats, not wanting to waste an opportunity like this. Stung pounces as Jackal but Jackal swiftly moves and drops Stung with a toe-hold. Jackal continues the pressure by stamping his foot across Stung’s face. Stung however grabs the boot and pulls Jackal to the ground and punches him straight to the face. Stung then rolls on top and lands a few more before the ref finally breaks them up.
Skippy – Scrappy start to this match.
Aiello – What would you expect when these two are so embarrassed from losing to Mike Corral.
Skippy – True.
Stung allows Jackal too his feet but Jackal gets taken down again with a huge dropkick to the bridge of the nose. Jackal clambers up using the ropes as Stung charges only to get an elbow to his face. And a second. Jackal then charges from the blocks and takes Stung down with a bone shattering clothesline. He covers Stung.
1…
2..
Kickout by Stung. Jackal pulls Stung up by his hair only to get a shot to his ribs, Stung the grabs Jackal’s hair and throws him from the ring to the outside. Stung follows in pursuit. He grabs Jackal around the waist and goes to german suplex him onto the bare floor but Jackal elbows him in the face. Jackal then swings and hits a belly to belly suplex on Stung to the bare floor! Stung holds his back in agony and sits himself up against the barrier between the crowd and himself. Jackal gets a menacing look in his eye and charges Stung looking to spear him straight through it but Stung manages to roll slightly out of the way. Both men still end up crashing straight through it. Leaving the ref no choice but to count them out.
1..2..3..4..5..6..7..8 – No movement -..9..10!
No Contest – Double count out.
Aiello – No way, our first match ends up with no one going through! How will Nick sort this one out?
Skippy: He seams a cool cat, he’ll figure out something.
Brawl cuts to another commercial.
