FSW#5 September 13th 2015 Baltimore Maryland

[James Duffman]

WARNING: This live event contains stunts performed by professionals or under the supervision of professionals and maybe unsuitable for younger viewers. Accordingly EWC and it's producers must insist that no one attempt to recreate or re-enact any stunt or activity performed in this live event.

The Extreme Wrestling Corporation Presents

Future Starts of Wrestling

Episode#5
September 13th 2015

Live on Sundays 9/8 PM CST (ESPN, Spike, SkySports)

Brought to you by Under Armour, Sony and Dr Pepper

Live at the Royal Farms Arena in Baltimore Maryland, on September 13th, 2015

Future Stars Of Wrestling
September 13th, 2015
Live at the Royal Farms Arena in Baltimore Maryland
Commentators: Trey Parker and Matt Stone
Announcer: Amy Schumer
Backstage interviewer: Eric Compton
FSW Commissioner: James Duffman

Push Me By Black Stone plays, as the FSW logo appears over the Titantron, eliciting massive cheers for the sold out Royal Farms Arena in Baltimore Maryland.

Trey Parker: We're live, and we're sold out at the Royal Farms Arena in Baltimore, and it seems everyone is ready, for EWC's best damn show, FSW to get underway. I'm TreyParker, joined by longtime friend and co-commentator, Matt Stone!

Matt Stone: Yeah buddy. There are several good reasons as to why we're currently EWC's highest rated show. Two of them being us.

Trey Parker: No doubt about that. and tonight, we will find out one of our finalists in the FSW gold rush.

Matt Stone: Yeah weren't we supposed to get the both of them? What the F*ck man?

Trey Parker: We would have if Candace St.Clair hadn't gotten herself arrested by stealing something from a cop. You know, those handcuffs she used against York Champson in the steel cage.

Matt Stone: How could I forget the epic beatdown she gave him. either way, the Elite look to be roughed up since. But if all goes well, they will be on top to stay.

Trey Parker: Well, not if some people have to say about that. Anyways, let's begin the action. Take it away Amy!

Match#1

Harlow Kinsley VS Johnathan Blade

A low rumbling sweeps the arena, and the lights begin to flicker erratically. After a second or so of silence, "Waiting Room" by Switchblade Symphony begins to pick up, and Harlow Kinsley appears at the top of the entry ramp. Escorted by four security guards, she slowly marches her way to the ring with a distant expression. She occasionally tries to stop, maybe even interact with the visibly uncomfortable audience, but is quickly shoved back into pace by one of her guards.

Amy Schumer: The following contest is set for one fall. Making her debut...From Tijuana Mexico. HARLOW KISNLEY!

Trey Parker: She's not joking. This is Harlow's debut match.

She enters the ring alone, sliding under the bottom rope while her escorts wait on the floor. She crawls at a painfully slow rate, stopping when she reaches the middle of the ring, and sits back on her heels... staring off into space, or at the ceiling, or at nothing in particular. It's hard to tell. After a little while, she stumbles to her feet and shakes off her general malaise.

Amy Schumer: And Her Opponent. From Phoenix Arizona. Weighing in at 251 pounds. Jonathan Blade.

Harlow and Blade meet up in the center of the ring, with Blade simply laughing at the multi-colored haired woman. Harlow shakes her head and quickly sends a spinning kick to the ribs of Blade. Blade falls on his one knee and grabs the ribs where he was hit, and Harlow runs to the ropes, bouncing back with an enziguri. Harlow goes to pin.

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KICKOUT!

Harlow goes onto the apron and turns to Blade, then slingshots herself back in for what looks like a splash, but Blade rolls out of the way, and Harlow is quick to roll herself for protection. Harlow stands up and turns quickly to her opponent, but Blade is quick to kick her in the gut, and follows with a DDT attempt, but Harlow is able to pick him up for a belly-to-back suplex!

Trey Parker: Whoa! Did you see that!?

Matt Stone: Huhwha? Aw, geez! You woke me up from a great dream. I was mah dick deepthroated by-

Trey Parker: You just missed Harlow Kinsley lift Jonathan Blade up!

Matt Stone: Aw, crap. We have a match to call?

Trey Parker: Really Matt? This early?

Harlow sits Blade up, the locks her legs around his torso, then places her hands over his mouth. Blade tries to place her hands off of him, but Kinsley has a tight hold on him.

Trey Parker: And a crossface scissorlock from Harlow might take care of Jonathan Blade!

Blade tries to punch at Harlow’s feet, and eventually it gets her legs off of him, but keeps her hands in for the crossface. Eventually, Blade gets to his feet and elbows at Kinsley’s stomach, which eventually forces her to let go. Blade then snapmares her into a seated position, and runs to the ropes in front of her, and dropkicks her in the stomach.

Matt Stone: And she was doing so well, too.

Blade then grabs Harlow’s legs to lock in the sharpshooter, but Kinsley kicks the weirdo off of her. She then rolls to her feet, and smacks Blade across the face. His back to her, Harlow leaps onto Blade’s shoulders and takes him down with a hurricanrana. Harlow goes to pin.

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Harlow runs to the ropes and leaps for a Lionsault, but Blade rolls to his feet, and Harlow lands hard on the canvas. Blade runs to the ropes and as Harlow rolls to her back, stomps down hard on Kinsley’s stomach.

Trey Parker: And that might’ve knocked the wind out of Harlow!

Matt Stone: If that's the case, see ya nurse!

Blade goes to pin.

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Blade, getting annoyed that the woman is hard to take down, waits for Harlow to get to her feet, and as she spins towards him, he goes for a clothesline, but Harlow ducks under! The crowd pops.

Trey Parker: Hear that crowd. Looks like they really want to get behind Harlow Kinsely.

Matt Stone: You can't tell me you wouldn't want to. I know I do.

Trey Parker: You're a dick Matt, but you're also totally right.

As she ducks, Harlow takes advantage of this time by going behind and locking in a Full Nelson, then hitting the Dragon Suplex. Blade gets to his feet and runs at themulti-colored haired woman, but Harlow reacts quickly and picks him up from the side. Blade looks to do a tilt-a-whirl sort of move, but Harlow counters whatever it’s supposed to be and hits a backbreaker. Harlow goes to pin!

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Trey Parker: Harlow’s impressing the crowds quite well. Just listen to this crowd!

Matt Stone: Not surprised. I think they'd cheer for Charles Manson over Jonathan Blade.

Harlow grabs Blade by the head, but Blade shoves her off him and into the ropes, and Harlow leaps up for a hurracanrana as she comes back. But Blade lifts his bodyweight up and readies her for a powerbomb, and hits! Blade looks to pin!

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Blade picks her up and puts her into position, and them lifter her up onto his shoulders.

Trey Parker: Blade’s going for Triple Threat! This could be it!

Suddenly, before her can go any further, Harlow struggles free and falls backwards, out of Blade’s grasp. She then hits a hard kick to the back of Blade's right knee, causing him to crumble in pain. She then sets him up and hits the Soberdosis. Cover!

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The ref rings the bell, as this one is over

Amy Schumer: Here is your winner. HARLOW KINSLEY!

Trey Parker: What a victory for this girl's debut.

Matt Stone: No kidding. She nearly popped his knee out in the end there. That was awesome.

Winner: Harlow Kinsley.

[James Duffman]

Match#2

Kimi Smalls VS Trixie Belle

"Kings Never Die" begins to play as Kimi Smalls skips out onto the stage with a huge smile on her face as she waves at the crowd.

Amy Schumer: The following match is set for one fall. Coming to you from Sleepy Hollow, New York, this… is… Kimi Smalls!

The smile never leaves Kimi's face as she makes her way to the ring, high fiving fans all of the way down before walking up the steps and wiping her feet off before entering the ring.

"Heaven's a Lie" by Lacuna Coil starts to play as the cunning and devious Trixie Belle comes out with a sweet sickly smile that could give anyone within a 2 mile radius diabetes. The red head blows a kiss before happily skipping her way down to the ring and crawls into the ring.

Amy Schumer: And her opponent. From San Fransisco California. Trixie Belle.

Trey Parker: This is another night of debuts, as we have Trixie here making her debut, against fan favorite, Kimi Smalls.

Matt Stone: With so many on the roster, you have to wonder how much we can add before we have to worry about who to keep here. Also I love a good ol' fashioned cat fight, which is what I'm expecting.

The bell sounds and the two competitors step up to the middle of the ring. They go to lock-up and Trixie bitchslaps Kimi across the face.

Trey Parker: OOOOH!

Matt Stone: It's Official. CAT FIGHT!

Kimi stands there for a second, looking shocked and Trixie kicks her in the knee. Kimi grimaces and Trixie kicks her in the stomach. Kimi starts to double over and Trixie takes her down into a small package.

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KICKOUT!!!

Trey Parker: Trixie going for a quickie win.

Matt Stone: I wouldn't mind a-

Trey Parker: We all know what you're gonna say, so shut the f*ck up Matt.

As the two separate, Kimi rolls to the ropes, jumps up and springboards back into a tornado DDT. She releases and jumps to the ropes again, landing a moonsault from the second rope, holding for the cover.

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Kimi stands up, bringing Trixie with her. She knees Trixie in the stomach and then jumps over for a sunset flip.

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REVERSAL!!!

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ROLLING REVERSAL!!!

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Trey Parker: The match could have gone both ways there.

Matt Stone: I can make them go both ways.

Kimi rolls out to the apron and pops up as Trixie staggers to her feet in the middle of the ring. Kimi waits for Trixie to take a step and springboards into a flying lariat. Trixie catches her coming in for an armbar takedown into an armbar on the mat. Kimi reaches out and grabs at the bottom rope but can’t quite reach it. Trixie tries to pull back even harder, lifting her hips to readjust. Kimi manages to push up and turn in. Trixie releases the arm, pops up and goes for some ground and pound type forearm shots. Kimi scrambles away and Trixie hits the mat instead. Kimi looks for scissor kick but Trixie spins and gives her a backfist to the back of the head. Kimi falls to all fours and Trixie takes a half nelson cradle.

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Trey Parker: So close.

Matt Stone: Close don't f*cken cut it Trey. It's either win, or lose.

Trey Parker: No argument here.

The two get to their feet and Trixie looks for a lariat. Kimi ducks it and runs to the ropes for a springboard spinning heel kick that plants Trixie on the mat. Kimi pops up and hits a standing moonsault for a cover.

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Kimi jumps up and goes for a split-legged moonsault. Trixie rolls out of the way and Kimi hits the mat hard. As she starts up, Trixie goes for a dragon suplex, but Kimi fights her way out before landing, and hits the New Legend. Cover

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The ref rings the bell, this match is over!

Amy Schumer: Here is your winner...KIMI SMALLS!

Trey Parker: Awesome match between these two.

Matt Stone: I found it wasn't easy to concentrate on it.

Trey Parker: You hard man?

Matt Stone: Hell yeah. Wanna touch it?

Trey Parker: F*ck off!

Winner: Kimi Smalls

[James Duffman]

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Backstage

Segment Writer: James Duffman

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We come from backstage, where we are in the office of the FSW Commissioner himself, James Duffman. He is seen with his cigar and whiskey, as per usual. We pan out, and the audience pops when they see Hunter, sitting across from him.

James Duffman: Hunter, I just want to say thanks for not losing your cool. Yet I completely understand why you almost have.

Hunter: Yeah. Those so called 'Elite' have to pay for everything they've done.

James Duffman: In due time. In fact, I think you should know why Candace hasn't been heard from lately.

Hunter: Oh, why's that?

James Duffman: Well just after the last show, she was arrested on a few things. Assault on me being up there.

The audience pops loudly at that.

Hunter: Ah. Is that why you were looking sour?

James Duffman: Yeah. I simply told her that was not cool what she did in the main event, and then she decided to take me out, right then and there. To bad her temper isn't linked to that brain of hers, because security and cops were all around. Still, you might be facing her in the finals. If you do, take your aggression out on her then. Speaking of the rest of them, I am truly asking, don't go out of your way to take them down outside the ring. Afterall, the ring is designed for the fights.

Hunter smirked, and nodded in understanding.

Hunter: I'll try, but no guarantees.

James Duffman: Well for your sake you better keep that temper of yours in check as well. I don't care who it is, but Duffman ain't letting nobody turn FSW into constant prison riots. I've shown the Elite that my word is law. Don't make me turn my attention to you Hunter.

Hunter sighed, and nodded in understanding. With that, he left. He passed by Eric Compton, who was entering James's office.

Eric Compton: You wanted to see me sir?

James Duffman: Yeah. Tell Whiskey Jack and Justin Jones that their match is up next. I just heard earlier that Sean Lorrenzza and Sway weren't able to make it here tonight.

Eric Compton: The both of them? That's strange.

James Duffman: Yeah, but I'm not waiting around. what they did, is something you never do on Duffman's time.

Eric Compton: Understood. I'll let them know right away.

James Duffman: Thanks Eric.

With that, Eric Left, and James leaned back, and smoked more of his cigar.

At ringside...

Trey Parker: Ummm...So it looks like one match has been cancelled.

Matt Stone: Yeah I can't blame Duffman for making that call. May not agree on all things, but that wasthe right call.

Trey Parker: Agreed. So with that being said, the next match will see two more debuts here in FSW. Justin Jones and Whiskey Jack.

Matt Stone: I'll say this. it's about f*cking time they got a South Park commercial as part of the programming here. It's part of the F*CKING DEAL!

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Match#3

Whiskey Jack VS Justin Jones

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Amy Schumer: The following match is set for one fall. Introducing first. From Dallas Texas. Weighing in at 261 pounds. WHISKEY JACK!

Lights flashes on and off while "Control" by Greed hits the pa system as Justin Jones comes walking out with a cocky smile holding his custom made sledge hammer. Looks around and laughs as he walks down the ramp arguing with the fans as he rolls in the ring.

Amy Schumer: And his opponent. From Toronto Ontario Canada. Weighing in at 266 pounds. JUSTIN JONES!

Trey Parker: Justin might just be a huge deal, having already debuted on the last episode of Friday night Rampage.

Matt Stone: Heard it was a mix-up, but that wasn't going to stop him. Now he has to follow that up. The pressure is on boi!

The bell sounds, and right away, both men exchange rights and lefts in the center of the ring. Whiskey gains the advantage, whipping Jones into the corner, but Justin comes flying back out and hits a headscissors takedown. Both men spring to their feet and a hiptoss by Jones sends Whiskey now towards the corner. Justin charges and hits a baseball slide right into the face of Whiskey, whose head snapped back and hit the bottom turnbuckle hard.

Trey Parker: Holy Sh*t! I felt that one.

Matt Stone: Yeah that impact was brutal.

Justin kicks the seated Whiskey several times in the corner before applying his foot the throat. The referee breaks it at a four count, followed by Jones lifting Whiskey to his feet and setting him up in a tree of woe position. Justin goes to the opposite corner and runs full speed ahead, leaping in the air and delivering a vicious knee drop to the jaw of Whiskey, who drops down to the mat. Jones with the cover.

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Trey Parker: This is going to be one helluva a fight, even if both have no beef against each other for the time being.

Matt Stone: If this was Jim Ross, he's say this is a Slobberknocker, and hell I gotta agree on that notion.

Trey Parker: That's the most actual match commentary I've heard you say in a while.

Jones pulls Whiskey to his feet and hits a big powerslam. He then bounces off the rope and looks for a big splash, but nobody is home as Whiskey rolls out of the way. Whiskey is first to his feet and delivers two right hands before running off the ropes and hitting a legdrop on Jones. Cover by Whiskey.

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Whiskey climbs to the top rope and leaps, hitting a huge elbow drop right into the chest of Jones. He makes another cover.

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Both men are slow to their feet. Whiskey hits a short arm clothesline on Jones. Whiskey climbs to the top rope, and leaps off to hit a guillotine leg drop, but Justin moves out of the way just in time. Jones is first to his feet this time and hits Whiskey with a chop, then a right hand. He runs off the ropes, rolls forward in a somersault, and hits a massive dropkick! The crowd pops VERY loudly

Trey Parker: Impressive dropkick by Justin Jones.

Matt Stone: A man that size shouldn't be able to do that, so yeah, that is f*cken impressive.

Jones neglects going for the pin and instead stands an aching Whiskey to his feet and backs him into a corner. Justin tells the crowd to be quiet and hits a thunderous chop to the chest. The traditional Flair chant is heard from the audience. Jones looks pleased with himself and doesn’t notice the look on the face of Whiskey. Whiskey grabs Justin and flips him into the corner and proceeds to hit a series of chops of his own. One, two, three, four, five vicious chops to the quickly reddening chest of the Jones. This is followed by an Irish whip to the opposite corner, proceeded by a Stinger splash. Jones falls to the mat as Whiskey plays to the crowd.

Trey Parker: You hear that. They love this guy.

Matt Stone: They'll turn after his ass is beat for negligence.

Whiskey grabs Jones's head and locks him into a dragon sleeper. After struggling for a few moments, Justin manages to rise up to his feet and turn Whiskey around, reversing the hold. Jones knees Whiskey in the spine several times and than flips him up onto his shoulder and slams him hard to the mat with a bodyslam. Justin bends down over Whiskey’s face and shouts some insults at him. Whiskey suddenly gives a thumb to Jones’s eye in retaliation. Justin turns around, holding his eye as Whiskey jumps to his feet. Whiskey gives a few stiff kicks to the back of Jones’s knee and thigh until he finally falls on his back. Whiskey bounces off the ropes and connects with a rolling thunder onto Justin’s chest. Whiskey doesn’t bother going for the pin, but instead grabs Jones by the hair and head and pulls him up to his knees. Whiskey then bounces off the ropes and delivers a front dropkick to Justin’s face. Whiskey then goes for a pin.

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Whiskey stands Jones up and Irish whips him to the corner. Whiskey then lifts Justin up on top of the turnbuckle and follows him to attempt the top rope crucifix power bomb that he calls Touch The Sky. Jones manages to fight it off and Whiskey gets tossed down to the mat where he lands flat on his back. Justin signals to the crowd and goes for a cartwheel-like flip through the air into a splash attempt but Whiskey rolls out of the way! Jones lands hard and the crowd utters a collective gasp at the impact.

Trey and Matt: DAMN!

Whiskey makes it to his feet first, a couple of seconds before Justin. Whiskey charges at Jones in an attempt at a running STO. However, Justin leapfrogs him, causing Whiskey to crash into the corner turnbuckle. As Whiskey recovers, Jones charges from the opposing corner, but Whiskey counters with FATE!. Cover.

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The ref rings the bell, as this match is over.

Amy Schumer: Here is your winner....WHISKEY JACK!

Trey Parker: That match was full speed right from the first bell.

Matt Stone: Match of the night thus far.

Winner: Whiskey Jack.

[James Duffman]

Match#4

Avery Barnes VS Bliss Adams

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The arena lights dim as the opening beats of the song begin to play out. As soon as the vocals kick in, there stands Avery Barnes at the top of the ramp getting into the groove, dancing about and wanting those in attendance to at the very least clap along. Her dance moves leave much to be desired, however, but she demonstrates her lack of shame as she rocks her hips and shoulders and arms like no one's even watching.

She sets off towards the ring with a spring in her step, not so much dancing anymore as she is just feeding off of positivity and good vibrations - she's not at all shy about greeting the lucky fans sitting close enough to be given high fives or hand shakes or even a very quick selfie if they're lucky. Or cute.

Amy Schumer: The following Match is set for one fall, as part of the FSW gold rush. Introducing first. From Portland Oregon. AVEREY BARNES!

Trey Parker: indeed this match is part of the tournament. We just got informed by James Duffman that the winner of this match will face Candace St Clair in next show's main event.

Matt Stone: I swear, this tournament has more twists in it then a bad Shamalyan film.

Trey Parker: Which one?

Matt Stone: My point exactly.

Using the stairs to get to the apron and into the ring proper, Avery does a turning spin and blows a kiss to the crowd. She's loving it, the appreciation, the affection, the applause, and she wears a wide smile as she stands near the ropes and waits for the match to begin in earnest.

The lights in the arena all go out and a single pink spotlight appears on the head of the stage. Suddenly the song Lovin You by Minnie Ripperton begins to play and out comes the man who refers to himself as the Modern Day Eros, Bliss Adams.

Amy Schumer: And her opponent. From the 'Bottom of Your Hearts'. Weighing in at 206 pounds. BLISS ADAMS!

'Lovin' you is easy cause you're beautiful
Makin' love with you is all I wanna do
Lovin' you is more than just a dream come true
And everything that I do is out of lovin' you
La la la la la la la... do do do do do,

He begins walking down the ramp at a slow methodical pace and begins his weekly spill as he proceeds to the ring.

Bliss: Ladies and gentlemen of the Unloved Masses. For a while now I have just been coasting my way through the company. Quite successfully I might add. But now I have an actual purpose for stepping into the ring. And its to prove to that little whoremonger Avery that she cant spread false information about love. A subject that she along with most of you know nothing about. So Avery after tonight leave the love to the professionals.

He slides into the ring and basks in the music.

'No one else can make me feel
The colors that you bring
Stay with me while we grow old
And we will live each day in springtime
Cause lovin' you has made my life so beautiful
And every day my life is filled with lovin' you'

Once the music fades out he sits on the top turn buckle in a corner as he waits for the match to begin.

Bliss and Averey came to the center of the ring and exchanged a few words before the referee waved for the bell. For the first time Bliss wasn't the smaller and quicker of the two and learned this quickly as he went for a lock up but Averey danced around behind him. When Bliss turned Averey was already in midair and hit a beautiful standing back flip that hit both her feet off Bliss's head.

Trey Parker: What athletic ability by Avery.

Matt Stone: Hell yeah. She can use that ability on me anytime.

Bliss didn't go down, but instead backed into the ropes and leaned there to gain his wits about him again. Averey however was seasoned enough that she wasn't about to let her opponent catch his breath. She hit the ropes opposite him and came back running full speed, leaps over the top rope grabbing him by the head and hits a beautiful neck breaker using the top rope as her partner.

Bliss snaps first backwards and then forwards falling to the mat and Averey free falls to the floor and lands on her feet. However on the floor Averey seemed to be wincing and not putting a lot of pressure on her left leg.

Trey Parker: I think Averey may have landed wrong when she jumped over the ropes.

Matt Stone: What was your first clue?

Not to let Bliss get his bearings she slides back into the ring. As Bliss was climbing back to his feet she rushed him only to walk straight into a big boot that nearly flipped her around in midair.

Trey Parker: Good god, did you see that?!

Matt Stone: I think she may be dead!

Bliss slides into the cover.

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A faint nod offered and Bliss pulls Averey up by the hair. With Averey back to her feet, but she was no sooner up then Bliss dropped her back down with a nice belly to belly suplex. With Bliss firmly in control of the match now he stalked his opponent slowly waiting for her to climb back to her feet before grabbing and lifting her for a suplex, only to drop into a DDT as she began to fall.


Bliss once again slides into the cover.

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Frustrated, Bliss pulls Averey up again by the hair but Averey breaks the hold and delivers three hard right hands to Bliss to keep him docile then turns and at the ropes. Bliss turns and runs at the opposite ropes. Meanwhile somebody hops over the barricade.

Trey Parker: Who's that?

Matt Stone: i think it was that Kenneth guy from a shoot Bliss did recently. I dunno. either way, we're about to witness an epic car crash!

Kenneth yells out at Avery, who stops mid run. Bliss goes for a clothesline, but Avery ducks, and hits a reverse DDT. She then combos that with the Goodnight Kiss!. Bliss struggles for a bit, but taps out! The ref calls for the bell.

Amy Schumer: Here is your winner. Avery Barnes!

Trey Parker: And Avery is going to next week's Main event!

Matt Stone: She's going to be going up against one pissed off queen bee, so I'm not liking her chances much.

Bliss rolls out of the ring, and glares at Averey as she celebrates. Kenneth goes beside Bliss, and helps him to the back.

Winner: Avery Barnes

[James Duffman]

TRIPLE THREAT MATCH

Hunter
VS
Judah King
VS

Krimzon Blaze

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We're back from commercial break, and the entire arena is abuzz for our main event.

Petrified by Fort Minor came blasting over the speakers. On the top of the ramp pushing the curtains back wearing a black hood over his head and jeans with. He start to clap to the music out towards the crowd to get them into it.

Yall are not, not, not Ready HO
Not not ready HO
We're gonna drop it steady so
Do it like that
Like that (like that)....

He jump up and down on his feet getting the crowd into it.

Now why is everybody so petrified?
WHAT?
Petrified?
WHAT?
Step aside.
And just drop that...
COME ON!

Drop that...
COME ON!

Drop that...
COME ON!

Drop that...
COME ON! [x2]

He walk down the ramp moving his head to the music.

Yeah
How you doin’, y’all?
My name is Mike.
I’m fooling with the new shit
I'm doing it all night
I like what i do
I do what i like
I could quit and get it back like i’m riding a bike
Like stop...
...bring it back, bring it back

He stops as he took a step back and then take one forward on the words.

We got that balance keeping us on track
That ya get what ya move and quit, wit no slow
You stare like you don’t care
But you do it though.

Amy Schumer: The Following match is a triple threat, set for on fall, as part of the FSW Gold Rush. Introducing first. From Brooklyn New York. Weighing in at 163 pounds. HUNTER!

He climb up the stairs as he climb up to the top of the rope with his hood still over his head and pop it over like AJ styles with his arms out towards the crowd. He grins out towards the crowd taking it all in as he climb down. The music slowly fades out as he jump off the top rope taking off his hood.

Trey Parker: Hunter's proven himself that he's gonna be a star.

Matt Stone: Let's see how long that lasts.

The lights throughout the arena cut to blackness as the speakers crackle with static. Suddenly "War Machine" hits the speakers as bright white lights at the entrance flash like an explosion. The crowd immediately erupt in a thunderous collections of boos. The venue is cast in an alternating glow as dark and light blues flicker on and off in strobe light fashion. From behind the curtain Judah King steps out before the fans. He pauses at the edge of the stage allowing his eyes to scan over the sea of people before him, his signature smirk on his lips as his right hand slowly rises to his head in a cocky salute.

"Mutilate massacre mummies that's coming to maim you
Sit upon horseback with the skull of an angel
I have never seen God but I'm suddenly able
I was struggling with life, now I'm luckily stable
It's like a long cold knife that's stuck in the navel
Y'all are snake oil salesmen living the fable
If you ain't never been to Hell then I'm willing to take you
Death isn't initial but I'm willing and able
I will take your fucking food while I'm still at your table
The hunger pains is stunning mayne, feeling is fatal
I ain't never gonna leave cause Philly is faithful
Tully Blanchard, Ole Anderson still in the stable"

King slowly makes his way down the aisle as the fans on either side continue to boo and hurl insults at him. As he moves he taunts the crowd, hurling insults back, and in some cases even threatens to hit them.

Amy Schumer: Introducing at this time, from Charlotte, North Carolina and weighing in at 218 pounds... he is 'The Urban Legend'... Judah King!

"From the land of lost dreams and broken pavements
Kids get killed right where Edgar Allan Poe wrote The Raven
Our great granddaddy was sold for a few shekels
So niggas will kill for eyeing some new J's and few pretzels
They might short a life for water ice, depending on what's sorta night
They having a stabbing in his jacket where he stored the knife
Get your beard faded
AOTP we're faded vodka and Henny and then we're blazing
The weed I smoke make you make weird faces
More fucking grass than where there was a deer grazing
Subhan Allah, yeah the hammer drawn
Years from now they'll tell the tale about the animal Cauze
Gone"

As he moves to the ringside area he quickly jogs up the ring steps and steps onto the apron moving towards the far corner. He climbs the turbuckles from the outside standing on the second rope and again allows his eyes to scan over the crowd. He begins jawing with the fas beneath him at ringside, exclaiming his superiority and dominance in the ring. Finally King climbs down from the ropes and enters the ring quickly. He immediately moves to his respective corner.

"Kill yourself, there's no way you can feel yourself
We make it easy for you, this may help
So if you think that you can fix yourself, slit your wrists yourself
We make it easy for you, this may help"

The arena goes black, but a single white spotlight emits at the top of the stage as "Taking You Down" by Egypt Central begins playing as "The Aerial Specialist" Krimzon Blaze is seen at the top of the ramp as fans become unglued cheering as Blaze walks down the ramp way towards the ring as he claps as many hands as he can before giving a young fan a pair of his trademark KB glasses before entering the ring as green pyro erupts on all four corners as KB gives off his signature taunt being the double-guns Jeff Hardy uses.

Amy Schumer: Introducing Next. From Detroit Michigan. Weighing in at 215 pounds. KRIMZON BLAZE!

The ref goes over the rules with the three. Once done, Judah King requests a mic.

Judah King. Look at this. Do I really have to deal with this kind of crap? Heh. You can stack a million of you losers up against me, I'll still prevail. Krimzon...Go crash and burn someplace else. Hunter...well you won't have to worry about not being at Rachel Russo's side anymore, especially since you'll be exactly like her once this match is done!

The entire crowd boos loudly, as Hunter is about to explode. Krimzon managed to calm Hunter down, and Hunter smirks.

Trey Parker: Big words from Judah King.

Matt Stone: That's basic for him.

The ref rings the bell. Judah immediately goes after Blaze, and they tie up. But before anything could be done, Judah was clipped in the knee by Hunter. He then hit him with a German suplex

Trey Parker: Judah is actually the lone man in this situation.

Matt Stone: He's part of the Elite for a reason, but he doesn't need any help.

Judah quickly got up. He glared at the two, as Hunter chuckled at his. He ran up to them, and tried to hit a double clothesline, but was instead floored with a two man clothesline. Hunter and Blaze then began to stomp a mudhole into him

Trey Parker: This isn't how Hunter nor Krimson usually are.

Matt Stone: They realize who the big threat here really is.

Hunter then picked Judah up, who was struggling to break free, but was punched in the gut extremely hard by Blaze. Blaze then began to punch his face in, and the two were really enjoying this. Hunter then put his in a sleeper hold. Judah struggled to get out, but Blaze grabbed his arms to stop him from doing anything. Hunter then let go of Judah, and Blaze threw his over the top rope, lading unceremoniously on the floor. Blaze then began to say something to Hunter, and he agreed. They both climbed out, but Hunter stayed on the apron.

Trey Parker: This doesn't look good.

Matt Stone: This looks like it's gonna be something awesome!

Blaze picked up Judah, and put his in position. He held his up vertically, and Hunter jumped down, delivering a spiked piledriver on Judah, to the floor. He was laying there prone. The refs signaled for some medics to come and get him.

Both Blaze and Hunter had made their way back into the ring. The smirked at each other, and went for the tie up. The real fight begins with with Blaze hitting Hunter with a forearm to the side of the head, but Hunter manages to block a second attempt, as he throws Blaze down to the floor. But Blaze jumps back to his feet, where he hits Hunter with a kick to the knee, but Hunter is only staggering, with Blaze trying for the same move again, with Hunter moving to the ropes. Hunter then jumps off the ropes hitting Blaze with a big boot to the his head, as Blaze rolls out of the ring very early on, but he jumps back into the ring, where he’s met with a boot.

Trey Parker: It's now one on one and they both want that final spot.

Matt Stone: It's all about the glory, Trey.

Hunter then picks Blaze up and throws him into the turnbuckle, Hunter runs from the othis side of the ring, where he hits Blaze with a forearm. Hunter tries to hit the move again, but Blaze gets his foot up. Hunter then drops back into the middle of the ring, where Blaze jumps to the top rope and he connects with a legdrop, but Hunter crawls away rising quickly.

Trey Parker: Hunter's DNA has given him some good natural instincts.

Matt Stone: Only so much he can rely on his bloodlines. The rest is on him.

Then both competitors smirk, then engage in a fist fight, with Hunter taking the advantage with a knee to the mid-section of Blaze, bit he isn’t stepping down from the fight. Hunter then goes for a suplex, but Blaze manages to block him and Blaze tries to hit a suplex of his own, with Hunter blocking the leg. Blaze then breaks the hold as he applies the German Suplex, but Hunter is resisting, with Hunter hitting the jawbreaker as Blaze holds onto his mouth and Hunter onto his head. Both jumps back to their feet, with Hunter ducking underneath a punch from Blaze where he connects with a neckbreaker, both men fall to the mat as Hunter rolls over trying to apply an armbar but Blaze rolls out of the ring. Hunter then rolls under the ropes to catch Blaze with the two battling on the outside.

Blaze is then thrown into the guardrail, with Hunter charging with his foot, but Blaze jumps out of the way and Hunter smacks into the rail as the fans moves away. Then Hunter rises to his feet where Blaze clotheslines him over the guardrail and he jumps over himself, with the two fighting inside the crowd. Blaze is blocked of his punch as Hunter scoop slams him hard onto the concrete as the referee can only look on. Hunter then jumps over the rail as he re-enters the ring with Blaze hurting on the outside. Then Hunter realizes he cant win the match by count out, so he jumps back outside to break the ref count to place Blaze back into the ring.

Hunter then jumps off the second rope where he smacks Blaze with a legdrop, but he doesn’t go for the pinfall. Instead he raises Blaze hitting him with an attempted Powerbomb, but Blaze manages to block him and roll-up Hunter for the first pinfall of the match.

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Rope Break, as Hunter managers to get his foot on the ropes early on in the match, as Blaze runs off the ropes smacking him with a dropkick to the face. Blaze then runs off the ropes with Hunter ducking as he goes to hit the Sunset Flip but Hunter drops down, with Blaze wriggling free and smacking Hunter in the head with a karate kick. But Hunter doesn’t drop, he just rises holding onto his head, catching the flying Blaze and hitting him with a Powerslam. Hunter then rises with Blaze slowly doing the same, as Hunter picks up Blaze on his shoulder whilst pointing at the turnbuckle, but Blaze manages to wriggle free and hit Hunter with a reverse DDT, with both men falling back hard as Blaze keeps his arms locked in the sleeper hold. But Hunter isn’t in the hold for long, as he reaches onto the ropes with his long legs.

Trey Parker: I'm surprised Krimzon isn't using more high risk moves.

Matt Stone: He's playing it smart, so he can have better chance at the reward.

Hunter and Blaze then connect with another collar-bone tie-up with Hunter taking the advantage identifying his superior strength, as Blaze is thrown to the floor. But he doesn’t stay down for long, as he runs off the ropes hitting Hunter with a flying forearm but that only staggers him. Blaze tries for a second time, with the same result and for the third he goes full pelt, to be caught by Hunter who flips Blaze over the ropes smacking the outside. Hunter the rolls under the ropes as he smacks the head of Blaze into the ringsteps with Blaze falling flat out, as Hunter connects the Sharpshooter on the outside, with the referee jumping outside to break the hold. Before Hunter re-enters the ring he smacks Blaze in the back of the head, Hunter then stands in the middle of the ring waiting for the champion to enter. He can’t wait any longer as he throws Blaze back into the ring, throwing his arm over his chest for a pinfall.

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Hunter seems a bit frustrated by the fact Blaze wasn't pinned. He picks Blaze up, and knees him in the gut a few times. He then puts him in the fireman's carry, and smirks.

Trey Parker: This could be it.

Matt Stone: The end is near!

But before Hunter could connect with a steam roller, Blaze gets himself free, and dropkicks Hunter square in the back. He then quickly grabs Hunter, and hits the Pele Kick. At that moment, the entire arena erupts in boos, as Judah makes his way back.

Trey Parker: Looks like Judah's back.

Matt Stone: HA! Knew the attack outside wouldn't have done much.

Krimzon Sees this, and goes fora suicide dive. But Judah sees it and dodges, as Krimzon lands in a bad way. Judah ascends to the top rope. But Hunter is back up, and punches Judah in the face, before connecting the Hunter Awakens. Cover

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The ref rings the bell, this match is over.

Amy Schumer: Here is your winner...HUNTER.

Winner: Hunter.

Trey Parker: Our first official finalist has been named.

Matt Stone: That wasn't like Judah King to just lose so easily! I call Shenanigans!

Trey Parker: Deal with it Matt. Next show, our next finalist is named, and then, the two will fight it out to become the FSW champion! I'm Trey Parker, and he's Matt Stone. Goodnight Everybody!

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QUICK RESULTS RECAP

Harlow Kinsley DEFEATED Jonathan Blade
Kimi Smalls DEFEATED Trixie Belle
Whiskey Jack DEFEATED Justin Jones
Avery Barnes DEFEATED Bliss Adams VIA Submission
Hunter DEFEATED Krimzon Blaze and Judah King (Triple threat, pinned Judah King)