MNB #436 - ORLANDO
Sept 21, 2015 23:20:29 GMT -6
Shadow Man™, Ruthless Aggression, and 2 more like this
Post by President Mac on Sept 21, 2015 23:20:29 GMT -6
WARNING: This live event contains stunts performed by professionals or under the supervision of professionals and maybe unsuitable for younger viewers. Accordingly EWC and it's producers must insist that no one attempt to recreate or re-enact any stunt or activity performed in this live event.
The Extreme Wrestling Corporation presents
SEPTEMBER 21ST 2015
Monday Night Brawl is a professional wrestling television program for Extreme Wrestling Corporation (EWC) that currently airs on ESPN, Spike, SkySports, huluPLUS and TSN2 in Canada. The shows name, which is sometimes stylized as MNB, is also used to refer to the Brawl brand, in which EWC employees are assigned to work and perform on that program. The show originally debuted in North America on the CTV & ESPN Network on April 7,1997. It remained there for a number of years until Brawl was moved to SPIKE TV and SYFY. In 2008, the show was moved to Showtime HD, SciFi HD, SkySports and the new TSN2. Since its launch in 1997, Brawl continues to air on Monday nights. Brawl is generally seen as the company's flagship program due to its longer history, higher ratings, and emphasis on pay-per-views. It is the second longest running weekly episodic television show in history
MONDAY NIGHT BRAWL
EPISODE 436SEPTEMBER 21ST 2015
Monday Night Brawl is a professional wrestling television program for Extreme Wrestling Corporation (EWC) that currently airs on ESPN, Spike, SkySports, huluPLUS and TSN2 in Canada. The shows name, which is sometimes stylized as MNB, is also used to refer to the Brawl brand, in which EWC employees are assigned to work and perform on that program. The show originally debuted in North America on the CTV & ESPN Network on April 7,1997. It remained there for a number of years until Brawl was moved to SPIKE TV and SYFY. In 2008, the show was moved to Showtime HD, SciFi HD, SkySports and the new TSN2. Since its launch in 1997, Brawl continues to air on Monday nights. Brawl is generally seen as the company's flagship program due to its longer history, higher ratings, and emphasis on pay-per-views. It is the second longest running weekly episodic television show in history
Live from Amway Center in Orlando, Florida
EWC BRAWL
September 21ST 2015
Live from Amway Center in Orlando, Florida
Commentators: Joe Aiello & Jeremy Piven
Announcer: Jessica Stroup
Senior Referee: Paul Turner
Referee: Josh Daniels
Backstage Interviewer: Ace Heart
"Follow" by Breaking Benjamin blasts in the Stadium.
The show starts off with video footage detailing historic events over Monday Night Brawls Eighteen year history. From episode 001 all the way down to last weeks episode 435.
Images of previous EWC Champions are shown, starting with the very first Champion Black Ninja, then moving onto Big Mac and Steve Bennett. Sped up footage then shows a special montage of Memphis Reigns, Shadow Man, Hirsh Valentine, Jesse Nunez, Hurricane Jeff, Moses Lake, James Chambers, BDC, Jay Cee, Stray, Gladiator and then The Rev all with the World Championship. Sped up footage again then takes us through to Xplode, Nathan Creed, Metal Black, Living Dead Karl, Brett Black, Shawn Cage, King Flip, Slade Hardison, Emma Louise, Sabriynn Cassidy and Xaiver Reid
This is followed by highlights of showcasing Monday Night Brawl Champions: Kurt Newman, Shadow Man and Tony Savage
There is a pause as the video package splits in half, one half dedicated to Memphis Reigns & the other half dedicated to MadDawg with the final wording ..
"In Loving Memory ... We will never forget"
The opening pyros hit and here we go.
The energy in the Amway Center is electrifying.
Spotlights circle around the arena as the thousands of fans in the venue are shown in a wide angle shot. The camera then pans out showing a full scale view of the jam packed arena and zooms in on some crazy fans.
A chant begins of
MNB
MNB
MNB
MNB
MNB
MNB
MNB
MNB
MNB
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MNB
Fireworks emit while a fog machine covers the lower decks of the arena in a red haze! Fans stand up, pumping their fists and raising signs as the camera feed pans to each one of them. One last round of fireworks blast out now, and then the theme song of brawl continues to play..
Joe Aiello: Hello Everyone and welcome to the Amway Center here in Orlando Florida. We are live with the Four Hundred and Thirty-Sixth episode of Monday Night Brawl. As always, my name is Joe Aiello and with me is the one and only Jeremy Piven
Jeremy Piven: Man do I love me some Orlando Florida. We were at the Jacksonville/Miami game yesterday and I am feeling I think I still got my buzz on. What the hell is going on with those Dolphins? Aren't they supposed to be good by now? President Mac must be shitting out sideways bricks right now, his team is looking like garbage on Defense. All that money to Suh for what? I'd ask for a rebate or something.
Joe Aiello: We have a great show in store for everyone tonight. After suffering just her FIRST loss last week, Metal Black was forced to change her last name to Harlot and will be known as Metal Harlot for at least tonights match. She will try and get back to her winning ways against Jon Kellar who won his debut match. Then of course we have the ever lovely Emma Louise
Jeremy Piven: Oh GOD do I love Emma Louise. Honestly, I love her. I want to do things to her. Tie her up.. no.. have her tie me up.. and just.. oh.. man I love her. Natural beauty you know? Just natural. So sexy. So so so sexy
Joe Aiello: Anyways, Emma Louise is faced off against Bella Dalca. Bella just signed a contract last week with Monday Night Brawl, and President Mac has been hyping her all over twitter as a major signing. He apparently had some great meetings with her and loved her. It's nice to see so many Women taking up the ranks here in the EWC. We have had some fantastic women battle in this ring and I am sure Bella and Emma will put on a great show for us here tonight
Jeremy Piven: I'd sell my soul for a private show with both of them
Joe Aiello: You can't sell it more than once bud. Then of course we have the rematch everyone has been talking about, King Flip and Slade Hardison.
Jeremy Piven: King Flip needs to sow his mouth shut, I'd fire his ass if I were Mac. Then again, I'd complain too.. so.. cheers to King Flip for Flipping out last week
Joe Aiello: King Flip has been very vocal over his displeasure of being booked in this match, but his cocky nature might be his down fall tonight. Slade is no slouch, he will put up a solid fight and I find myself hoping he wins here tonight. I don't like complainers. King Flip should be greatful he even has a job. Anyways, our Main Event sees the return of Nairobi Jordan and he gets a prime time spot vs our International Champion and Tag Team Champion, Mister Kurt Newman himself
Jeremy Piven: Nice to see Jordan back in the ring, but man I love me some Newman. He's a handsome fucker.
Joe Aiello: Tonight of course is our final Monday Night Brawl until October 5th. Sunday night is RUMBLE IN THE BRONX and we couldn't be mor...
The lights in the arena slowly begin to dim as everyone in the arena quickly get's to their feet and begin to make some noise. "Invincible" by OK Go then begins to play over the Sound System as three strobe lights begin to pulse in the entrance way, fog then begins to rise from below the stage in front of the entrance.
The X-Treme Tron lights up counting down from 9 all the way to 1. It seems as though every single person is on there feet counting down the numbers. Once it gets to 0 large letters flash “IT'S SHOWTIME”.
An enormous uproar of cheers now blends out the blasting of "Invincible"! A few moments later Shadow Man walks from behind the wall of Fog onto the stage.
He stands their for a few seconds with a smirk on his face and begins to point to the fans who are screaming the loudest.
Joe Aiello: The Hardcore and Tag Team Champion, Shadow Man is here!
Jeremy Piven: He's not even booked, I hate surprises.. fuck that guy
Shadow then looks towards the camera with a cocky yet confident look on his face as he begins to walk down the ramp and towards the ring. On the way he makes silly faces into the camera. After waving at the fans while walking down the ramp Shadow runs and slides onto the ring apron on one knee and holding onto the middle Rope, Shadow gets to his feet and in a cocky manor steps threw the first and second Ropes.
He then gets into the ring and runs over to the corner and jumps up onto the second turnbuckle. He pats himself on the chest twice and then points to all the screaming fans. He then gives Jeremy Piven the middle finger and jumps down from the turnbuckle, turns around and leans in the corner and awaits for chants to die down before speaking on the mic
Shadow Man: Goooooooooooooooooooooood Evening Oooooooooo Rrrrrrrrr Llllllllll ANDO!
The fans erupt in cheers once again
Shadow Man: Rumble in the Bronx is 5 days and 20 some odd hours away... and it got me to thinking. It got me thinking about life, and when I think of life, I get hungry and when I get hungry, I eat a ...
The fans yell - TACO
Shadow Man: That's right. So I'm standing at home.. alone... in the kitchen.. totally naked
The female fans scream and cheer
Shadow Man: And that's when it hit me.. a little dribble of hot sauce from the Taco lands straight on my dick. And you know.. at first it was cool.. but as it made its way to the tip, it started to sting really bad. Which immediately made me think... Why the FUCK aren't I in the Battle Royal?
The fans laugh and cheer - then begin to chant
SHADY
SHADY
SHADY
SHADY
SHADY
Shadow Man: Now I know I'm already booked in the show opener against big old crazy pants Michael Saint. Apparently crazy pants isn't busy enough with Bottomline and Friday Night Rampage, he needs to fulfill some homo-erotic fantasy of facing me in a cage. Now, I never back down from a challenge. Never have, never will. Hell you saw me walk into Night of Champions, double booked and did I or did I not double win?
The fans chant and cheer
Shadow Man: So I am putting Matt Silver and Justin Gold in the hot seat here and asking what in the holy hell aren't I in the Battle Royal? 30 names and Shadow Man isn't one of them? I think if we make a little noise... we can get Silver & Gold out here to give us some damn answers
SHADY
SHADY
SHADY
SHADY
SHADY
Joe Aiello: I don't think they will stop until Monday Night Brawl General Managers Justin Gold and Matt Silver come out here to address this issue
Jeremy Piven: How selfish is Shadow Man? Give other people a chance, he's already got two titles, he doesn't need a third
Joe Aiello: I don't think it's about the titles for Shadow Man, it's about constantly being over-looked despite being one of the biggest draws of all time. I get it
Jeremy Piven: Of course you do. You like his big fat co...
The lights dim.
The TitanTron flickers on.
The letters P R E S I D E N T M A C flash across the screen.
The thousands in attendance jump to there feet in excitement and start pounding there feet on the ground and clapping there hands creating the sound:
BoomBoom CLAP!
BoomBoom CLAP!
BoomBoom CLAP!
Coming Undone by Korn now begins to blast over the P.A
Pyros explode up and down the entrance Ramp and all around the entrance stage. Once the smoke begins to settle an old-style movie curtain parts at the top of the ramp. Two roving spotlights pan and fix on center.
There, President Mac stands, mic in hand
Joe Aiello: We have a great show in store for everyone tonight. After suffering just her FIRST loss last week, Metal Black was forced to change her last name to Harlot and will be known as Metal Harlot for at least tonights match. She will try and get back to her winning ways against Jon Kellar who won his debut match. Then of course we have the ever lovely Emma Louise
Jeremy Piven: Oh GOD do I love Emma Louise. Honestly, I love her. I want to do things to her. Tie her up.. no.. have her tie me up.. and just.. oh.. man I love her. Natural beauty you know? Just natural. So sexy. So so so sexy
Joe Aiello: Anyways, Emma Louise is faced off against Bella Dalca. Bella just signed a contract last week with Monday Night Brawl, and President Mac has been hyping her all over twitter as a major signing. He apparently had some great meetings with her and loved her. It's nice to see so many Women taking up the ranks here in the EWC. We have had some fantastic women battle in this ring and I am sure Bella and Emma will put on a great show for us here tonight
Jeremy Piven: I'd sell my soul for a private show with both of them
Joe Aiello: You can't sell it more than once bud. Then of course we have the rematch everyone has been talking about, King Flip and Slade Hardison.
Jeremy Piven: King Flip needs to sow his mouth shut, I'd fire his ass if I were Mac. Then again, I'd complain too.. so.. cheers to King Flip for Flipping out last week
Joe Aiello: King Flip has been very vocal over his displeasure of being booked in this match, but his cocky nature might be his down fall tonight. Slade is no slouch, he will put up a solid fight and I find myself hoping he wins here tonight. I don't like complainers. King Flip should be greatful he even has a job. Anyways, our Main Event sees the return of Nairobi Jordan and he gets a prime time spot vs our International Champion and Tag Team Champion, Mister Kurt Newman himself
Jeremy Piven: Nice to see Jordan back in the ring, but man I love me some Newman. He's a handsome fucker.
Joe Aiello: Tonight of course is our final Monday Night Brawl until October 5th. Sunday night is RUMBLE IN THE BRONX and we couldn't be mor...
The lights in the arena slowly begin to dim as everyone in the arena quickly get's to their feet and begin to make some noise. "Invincible" by OK Go then begins to play over the Sound System as three strobe lights begin to pulse in the entrance way, fog then begins to rise from below the stage in front of the entrance.
The X-Treme Tron lights up counting down from 9 all the way to 1. It seems as though every single person is on there feet counting down the numbers. Once it gets to 0 large letters flash “IT'S SHOWTIME”.
An enormous uproar of cheers now blends out the blasting of "Invincible"! A few moments later Shadow Man walks from behind the wall of Fog onto the stage.
He stands their for a few seconds with a smirk on his face and begins to point to the fans who are screaming the loudest.
Joe Aiello: The Hardcore and Tag Team Champion, Shadow Man is here!
Jeremy Piven: He's not even booked, I hate surprises.. fuck that guy
Shadow then looks towards the camera with a cocky yet confident look on his face as he begins to walk down the ramp and towards the ring. On the way he makes silly faces into the camera. After waving at the fans while walking down the ramp Shadow runs and slides onto the ring apron on one knee and holding onto the middle Rope, Shadow gets to his feet and in a cocky manor steps threw the first and second Ropes.
He then gets into the ring and runs over to the corner and jumps up onto the second turnbuckle. He pats himself on the chest twice and then points to all the screaming fans. He then gives Jeremy Piven the middle finger and jumps down from the turnbuckle, turns around and leans in the corner and awaits for chants to die down before speaking on the mic
Shadow Man: Goooooooooooooooooooooood Evening Oooooooooo Rrrrrrrrr Llllllllll ANDO!
The fans erupt in cheers once again
Shadow Man: Rumble in the Bronx is 5 days and 20 some odd hours away... and it got me to thinking. It got me thinking about life, and when I think of life, I get hungry and when I get hungry, I eat a ...
The fans yell - TACO
Shadow Man: That's right. So I'm standing at home.. alone... in the kitchen.. totally naked
The female fans scream and cheer
Shadow Man: And that's when it hit me.. a little dribble of hot sauce from the Taco lands straight on my dick. And you know.. at first it was cool.. but as it made its way to the tip, it started to sting really bad. Which immediately made me think... Why the FUCK aren't I in the Battle Royal?
The fans laugh and cheer - then begin to chant
SHADY
SHADY
SHADY
SHADY
SHADY
Shadow Man: Now I know I'm already booked in the show opener against big old crazy pants Michael Saint. Apparently crazy pants isn't busy enough with Bottomline and Friday Night Rampage, he needs to fulfill some homo-erotic fantasy of facing me in a cage. Now, I never back down from a challenge. Never have, never will. Hell you saw me walk into Night of Champions, double booked and did I or did I not double win?
The fans chant and cheer
Shadow Man: So I am putting Matt Silver and Justin Gold in the hot seat here and asking what in the holy hell aren't I in the Battle Royal? 30 names and Shadow Man isn't one of them? I think if we make a little noise... we can get Silver & Gold out here to give us some damn answers
SHADY
SHADY
SHADY
SHADY
SHADY
Joe Aiello: I don't think they will stop until Monday Night Brawl General Managers Justin Gold and Matt Silver come out here to address this issue
Jeremy Piven: How selfish is Shadow Man? Give other people a chance, he's already got two titles, he doesn't need a third
Joe Aiello: I don't think it's about the titles for Shadow Man, it's about constantly being over-looked despite being one of the biggest draws of all time. I get it
Jeremy Piven: Of course you do. You like his big fat co...
The lights dim.
The TitanTron flickers on.
The letters P R E S I D E N T M A C flash across the screen.
The thousands in attendance jump to there feet in excitement and start pounding there feet on the ground and clapping there hands creating the sound:
BoomBoom CLAP!
BoomBoom CLAP!
BoomBoom CLAP!
Coming Undone by Korn now begins to blast over the P.A
Pyros explode up and down the entrance Ramp and all around the entrance stage. Once the smoke begins to settle an old-style movie curtain parts at the top of the ramp. Two roving spotlights pan and fix on center.
There, President Mac stands, mic in hand
President Mac begins to walk down the ramp, making his way towards the ring
Shadow Man: Ladies and Gentleman, the man who has screwed me over more times then a light bulb, our President, Danny Mac
There is a mixture of cheers and boos which is still very new and raw for President Mac to hear
Jeremy Piven: Show some respect people, there would be no EWC without Mac
Joe Aiello: Some could say the same thing about Shadow Man
Jeremy Piven: Who says that? No one.. thats who. So shut up already
President Mac enters the ring
President Mac: Thirty other Men and Women on the Brawl and Rampage roster who are dying for a chance to be in the Battle Royal, why should I even entertain the idea of adding you?
Shadow Man: Are you kidding me? You clearly are not remorseful for what you did to me against Xplode. You clearly have no respect for what I have done for the EWC over the years...
President Mac: What YOU have done? I gave you a job. Who were you? No one. You had no name, no ID, no clue or idea on what to do with your life. You were a clean up kid for the local mafia. I gave you all of this. These fans, the millions of dollars, the endorsements, the movie deals, the bacon commercials, those titles.. all of it was because of me. Because of the EWC. Take all of this away and what are you? A kid with no memory, and guess what, they'd forget about you too
The fans begin to boo very loudly
Shadow Man: My GOD you have a complex Mac. I've known you what? Over ten years now right? Yes, you gave me a job. A shot at something special. You helped train me. Became a brother to me. I am forever grateful for that, but don't sully my legacy and reputation by saying you handed this to me. I earned every thing. My winning streak, the titles, everything - I got that on my own. I have given everything to the EWC, and the EWC is all I care about. All I talk about. You don't see me running off and retiring, living off my earnings. You don't see me leaving months at a time to make movies like some other people. I am here. I earned my keep. It's not about being selfish, it's about being recognized and respected by YOU. At the end of the day, this is YOUR federation. It's the Mac show. We ALL know that. All I want.. is for you to look me in the eyes and say 'Shady, I respect you'. That's all I want.
President Mac: Respect, this is all about respect?
Shadow Man: Yes...
President Mac: Shady, I respect you
The fans explode in cheers
President Mac: I respect you so much.. I am say yes to the request and enter you into the Battle Royal
The fans cheer even louder now
Shadow Man: Wow... I ... Thank you
President Mac: I respect you so much... that since you have a match earlier in the evening, I will give you a nice late entry so you have some time to rest
Joe Aiello: What a nice gesture.. see, Mac isn't a bad guy at all
President Mac: What number would you like? 29? 30?
Shadow Man: Wow, I ... Any number is fine. I don't want to be THAT guy who demands a number
President Mac: Any number?
Shadow Man: Any number
President Mac: Perfect... number THREE it is
Joe Aiello: Wait ... What?
Jeremy Piven: This is hilarious
President Mac: If number one wasn't already taken, that's where I'd stick your ass. You want my respect Shadow Man, enter at number three and win the whole damn thing. Prove to all of us that you are indeed the Hardcore Legend. Prove to all of us that you 'still got it'. Prove to all of us that you deserve to be one of those 30 and win it all. Beat Saint, Beat 29 other Men and Women, win the Battle Royal, Book your ticket to WrestleFest and I will get down on my knees in-front of everyone and I'll give you my respect. Because that's all that matters right? My respect?
Shadow Man: That's fine Mac. That's fine. Give a round of applause to our amazing, outstanding, high class, respectful leader.. President Mac
A mixture of cheers and boos is heard again
Shadow Man: Thanks for showing up without a chair this time
Shadow Man drops the mic and exists the ring leaving Mac standing alone, staring at Shadow Man as he makes his way up the ramp.
Joe Aiello: Wow... the tension between these two is high. Well there you have it, Shadow Man has been entered into the Battle Royal at Rumble in the Bronx. Which means all but 2 positions have been filled. Lets take a look at the list right now:
1 - RUTHLESS AGGRESSION
2 - RONNIE McNEIL
3 - SHADOW MAN
4 - KURT NEWMAN
5 - RANDY ROBERTS
6 - SHAWN CAGE JOHN BLADE
7 - BRETT BLACK
8 - CHRIS MAVERICK
9 - JAMES DAWES
10 - JUSTIN MATTHEWS
11 - SHELLEY SILVER
12 - METAL BLACK
13 - JEZZABEL
14 - JON KELLAR
15 - SLADE HARDISON
16 - LUCY MIDDLEY
17 - KRUZER
18 - XAVIER REID
19 - JUSTIN SANE
20 - LIVING DEAD KARL
21 - JOHN JONES
22 - GRIFFIN HAWKINS
23 - PARKER VAN PETERS
24 - SABRIYNN CASSIDY
25 - NAIROBI JORDAN
26 - LAURA MOLINARO
27 - OWEN DANIELS
28 - KING FLIP
29 - SURPRISE ENTRANT
30 - SURPRISE ENTRANT
Joe Aiello: We have of course don't know who entrant 29 or 30 will be
Jeremy Piven: How funny would it be if President Mac enters at #30 and throws Shadow Man over the top ropes all on his own
Joe Aiello: Anything is possible Jeremy. Looks like we got something going on backstage - lets check it out
BACKSTAGE
Heart: We are backstage with Ruthann Parks and the number one contender for the EWC Championship… Xplode. X, it is a pleasure to see you tonight.
Xplode: The pleasure is all yours…
Heart: After last week’s verbal attacks by you that were aimed at Tony Savage, are you worried at all about some sort of response from the EWC Champion?
Xplode smirks and begins to respond when suddenly Ruthann Parks answers instead. The fans instantly begin to cheer loudly upon hearing her voice!
Parks: Xplode isn’t a afraid of NOBODY! You are looking at the next EWC Champion… and he should be respected as such.
Heart: Wait.. this is surprising to me. Aren’t you friends with Tony Savage as well?
Parks: I don’t associate with champions who attack other people’s property and urn away like a coward… and we all know it was Savage who damaged Xplode’s car last week!
Heart: Do you think that Savage would do that? I mean… that doesn’t seem like his style at all. I don’t believe-
Xplode suddenly lunges forward and grabs Ace Heart by the shirt, yanking him closer. Speaking with a growl, he responds.
Xplode: It doesn’t matter what you think, chump! We are going to find out.. right here… right now… tonight. Get out of my damn way….
Ace Heart steps aside as Xplode continues to walk forward, leaving Ace Heart terrified. Ruthann Parks smiles proudly and follows him, leaving the reporter alone in the hallway!
The feed switches back to the ring! The fans cheer even louder… when suddenly “I Stand Alone” by Godsmack begins to play!! The lights dim down… and both Xplode and Ruthann Parks emerge unto the stage area! Not stopping at all, the dup walk down the ramp way and head towards the ring.
Piven: OH WOW… LOOK WHO IS HERE! Business just picked up.
Aiello: The Destroyer of Worlds has arrived! Last week, his prized vehicle was viciously attacked and all fingers are pointing at the EWC Champion, Tony Savage! It is no secret that Xplode cherishes that car, and we are no doubt going to hear his response tonight! I am excited as hell!
The camera pans to the ring as we see Xplode sitting on the middle rope, helping Ruthann Parks into the ring. Xplode then adjusts his suit jacket and accepts a microphone as the fans continue to cheer! Finally, the music stops abruptly as Xplode speaks:
Xplode: Cut the damn music! Last week, that cowardly son of a bitch, Tony Savage, attacked my car! I have to say, I expected that sort of move from a prick like him because let’s face it, one on one situations are only his style when he is facing someone his speed. Time and time again, Savage has shown his true colors. Whenever he has faced anyone who could hold their own, he has failed miserably. I honestly can’t wrap my head why he would want to piss me off further and make this personal between us.. but rest assured.. that’s where we are now. Rumble in the Bronx will not just be my coronation at the EWC Champion, but the end of the line for Tony Savage. I am tired of the cat and mouse bullshit.
Xplode looks toward the stage area…
Xplode: As a matter of fact.. Savage.. if you are back there… why don’t you come out here and face me like a man. I mean, you do look like you are 16 years of age and all.. but that doesn’t mean you have to act like it. Let’s give this crowd a little preview of what they can expect… at Rumble in the Bronx!
The fans begin to cheer loudly now as Xplode paces the ring!
Xplode: SAVAGE…. GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE BEFORE I DRAG YOU OUT!
The fans cheer even louder now.. and then the lights dim down!
Aiello: …and here comes the champion! TONY SAVAGE!! TONY SAVAGE!!!!
The fans cheer loudly… and “Jurrasitol” starts to play! The fans look confused as Brett Black steps out unto the stage, surrounded by bearded men in flannels. The crowd begins to boo loudly as Black smiles, a microphone his hand! Xplode watches him as Black walks down the ramp way, followed by his entourage.
Xplode: Brett… no offense… but if you even think of stepping into this ring.. I will beat the inbred ass off of you. This isn’t the time.
Brett smiles but stops in his tracks cautiously! The fans begin to cheer for Xplode.
Black: OH MIGHTY DESTROYER… THE WORLD BREAKER! I had to come out here and see you for myself. You know, our introductions to one another is a long time coming. We both stand on the doorway to history… you as the next World Champion and me… as the next Rumble in the Bronx winner. Our futures will intertwine very soon.
Ruthann Parks walks towards the ropes and speaks.
Parks: BLACK…. YOU HAVE NO FUTURE HERE! That rumble in the bronx spot belongs to me. I don’t like you… and that is no secret. You have done some pretty shady things here in the EWC and I won’t stand for it!
Black begins to walk up the metal steps and enter the ring slowly. Xplode and Ruthann Parks never take their eyes off of him.
Black: Ruthless Aggression… I respect you. I assure you though, my future here in the EWC is shining as brightly as it can be! It is true, the two of us will meet in the Rumble. That is why I am out here tonight. I needed to gain your attention so I chose the best way to do so. It was I who attacked Xplode’s car last week… my reason was simple. I needed to gain your attention.
Xplode looks away.. his face red with anger. Suddenly, he drops the microphone and kicks Brett Black in the gut! The fans cheer as Xplode bends him forward and hooks the arms… setting up for his finisher, the Drop Zone!!
Aiello: LOOK AT THIS!!!
Xplode lifts Brett up and slams him face first into the mat! The fans cheer as Xplode backs away!
Parks: Well, that was a stupid move. It looks like you pissed off the wrong person.
Ruthann Parks smiles and watches ringside, making sure that the Black’s entourage does not attack as well! As Xplode backs away.. we see Brett Black roll over unto his back laughing! Xplode looks shocked as Brett slowly sits up, accepting a microphone.
Black: I am.. immortal. You will have to do much more than that to change fate. To taste your fury is a privilege that I do not take lightly. Now, it is your turn to understand mine. Take a look at the video screen, if you would….
The image flickers.. and we see Hunter! He is training in the locker room. In the distance, more bearded men watch him from the shadows! Xplode sees this as does Ruthann Parks! Xplode spins around in a rage.. but stops in his tracks as he watches Brett Black slowly rise to his feet.
Black: Oh, mighty Destroyer.. Slayer of Men... Breaker of Worlds, you assume that I have come out here tonight to focus upon you. You are wrong. Our time will be later. Ruthann Parks.. it is you whom i seek tonight. You will ensure that I walk away as the Rumble winner at all costs. If you fail me, an offering will be made to the dark one.. and that offering will be your innocent little Hunter. He is mine for the taking whenever I wish. We all have a part to play, and now it is your turn to play yours out to fruition. Will you be the hero of kin.. or the murderer of the youth? The Candy Man has spoken..
Ruthann Parks lunges forward but the lights suddenly go out! When the lights return we see Xplode and Ruthann alone in the ring! Brett Black has disappeared! Xplode and Parks are irate as they exit the ring and rush up the ramp way, their face full of determination!
Aiello: Oh my…. this is getting serious. Brett Black is making a bold move here tonight. He has made an enemy out of two very dangerous superstars. Yet, you can't help but be impressed. He took a Drop Zone from Xplode, and recovered extremely quickly! IS he that dangerous?!!!
Piven: The real question is.. has Black just made the stupidest mistake in the world and gained the attention of Xplode?! Or has he just given Ruthann Parks the only motivation that she needs to win the rumble?! Only time will tell..
The feed fades out as we zoom in on the ring..
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COMMERCIAL BREAK
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MATCH 1
JON KELLAR Vs METAL HARLOT
METAL BLACK WAS FORCED TO CHANGE HER LAST NAME IN A LOSS TO BRETT BLACK. SHE IS NOW KNOWN AS METAL HARLOT.
JON KELLAR Vs METAL HARLOT
METAL BLACK WAS FORCED TO CHANGE HER LAST NAME IN A LOSS TO BRETT BLACK. SHE IS NOW KNOWN AS METAL HARLOT.
Jessica Our opening match on Brawl is set for one fall...
Jessica: And his opponent, from Detroit Michigan…Metal Bl..err…Harlot!
The lights dim as a few acoustic cords get strummed over the PA. As "Conditions of my Parole" by Puscifer hits in full blast, Metal Black emerges from the back in a leather jacket and... frankly, not a whole lot else. With a pool cue slung over one shoulder and a Black & Mild cigar tucked between her lips, she takes her time making her way down the ramp. She high fives fans, she stops to lean over the guard rail and let them take pictures with her, and otherwise seems to be having the time of her life.
Metal Harlot leans her pool cue up against the apron before sliding under the bottom rope and into the ring. She paces around a bit before putting her cigar out on one of the turnbuckles, then flicks it to the floor and pull herself up on the corner. The cheers of the crowd heighten for a moment as she grabs the edges of her jacket, hesitantly... then tugs it from her shoulders, tossing the jacket to the referee and revealing what might well be the lewdest ring attire in professional wrestling.
[The bell rings, and Kellar and Harlot lock up, and the larger Kellar easily drives Harlot back towards the ropes. Kellar grabs Harlot and whips her towards the opposite ropes. Harlot comes off the ropes, and ducks under a clothesline from Kellar. Harlot hits the ropes again and leaps into the air as she comes off with a cross body block. Kellar catches Harlot in mid air, and holds her there for a second before dropping her down into a rib breaker. Kellar holds on and lifts Harlot back into the air, and then drops her back down onto his knee with a second rib breaker.]
Aiello: Kellar taking control early, woman handling the smaller Harlot.
[Kellar pulls Harlot back to her feet, hooks up and blasts her with a huge snap suplex. Kellar quickly rolls back on top of Harlot for the pin. 1…….2…….]
Piven: And Harlot gets the shoulder up easily there.
[Kellar grabs the arm of Harlot and locks in an arm bar. Kellar really yanks down on the arm, and Harlot yells out in pain.]
Aiello: Kellar locked in deep with that armbar.
Piven: But here comes Harlot back to her feet.
[Harlot fights her way back to a vertical base and kicks Kellar in the gut. A second kick to the gut forces Kellar to release the arm bar. Harlot moves right into Kellar and forces him back into the ropes. Harlot whips Kellar towards the opposite side ropes. Kellar hits the ropes and comes back, and Harlot drops down to the mat and catches Kellar with a drop toehold. Harlot quickly grabs the left leg of Kellar and locks in an ankle lock in the center of the ring.]
Piven: Harlot trying to take out the legs of the larger Kellar. I've got to say this is a sound strategy.
Aiello: Kellar struggling towards the ropes.
[Kellar reaches out towards the bottom rope and just misses it. Harlot tries to pull Kellar back away from the ropes, but Kellar reaches out again and grabs onto the bottom rope with one hand. The ref comes in and calls for the break. Harlot quickly lets go, but goes right back on the attack. Harlot yanks Kellar away from the ropes and drops down and hooks the leg for the pin, 1………2…………right shoulder up.]
Aiello: Quick pin attempt there by Harlot after the ankle lock.
Piven: Definitely the right idea there, try and get him while he is thinking about the pain.
[Harlot pulls Kellar back to his feet from behind. Harlot grabs him by the head and falls back with a reverse DDT. Harlot again quickly goes for the pin,
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Aiello: Anther quick pin attempt by Harlot, she almost had Kellar there.
Piven: I'm starting to like this chick. Might be small, but she takes the fight right to the bigger Kellar.
[Harlot pops right back to her feet and flies to the corner. She quickly climbs to the top just as Kellar gets to his feet. Kellar slowly turns around and Harlot leaps off the top rope and connects square with a missile drop kick. Harlot goes for the pin again, 1………2…]
Piven: That's it!!!
Aiello: No!!! The ref is calling it a two count. I don't think that could have been any closer.
[Harlot yanks Kellar back to his feet and whips him into the corner. Harlot stalks in after him and blats him in the gut with a stiff punch. She quickly follows it up with a snap kick to Kellar's knee. Kellar slumps in the corner as Harlot unleashes another quick blow with an uppercut.]
Piven: Harlot is ALL OVER Kellar.
[Harlot does a back hand spring and as soon as she lands on her feet, she unleashes a vicious super kick. She grabs Kellar and rolls him up with an inside cradle for the pin.]
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Aiello: I thought the last one was close, but that was even closer.
Piven: How in the world did Kellar kick out of that one?
Aiello: I don't know, but Harlot looks like she has this one about won.
[Harlot again heads up to the top rope, and again beats Kellar to his feet. Harlot waits as Kellar finally gets to his feet. He turns around and Harlot leaps off, landing on the shoulders of Kellar for a hurricanrana, but Kellar has enough sense to block it and plants Harlot to the canvas with a huge powerbomb. The crowd erupts in boos towards Kellar as he finally gets back on the offensive and makes the cover.]
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Aiello: Kellar almost stole that one there.
Piven: Ah no worries, Harlot has this one still locked up.
[Both wrestlers are laying on the canvas after the attempted pin. Harlot, even after the powerbomb is the first one to start to move. Kellar gets to his hands and knees, as Harlot reaches her feet. Harlot unleashes a nasty kick to Kellar's ribs that sends him back down to the canvas. Harlot reaches down and pulls Kellar back to his feet. She goes to whip Kellar towards the ropes, but Kellar reverses and sends her in instead. Harlot hits the ropes and comes back towards Kellar. Kellar catches Harlot with a huge power slam. Kellar can't hold onto her though, and after they both hit the mat, Kellar rolls off of Harlot and both of them are on the canvas.]
Aiello: Kellar may have been able to get the pin there if he had enough left in him to get there.
Piven: Harlot is starting to make mistakes; Kellar’s strength advantage in his moves are starting to take their toll.
[This time both Harlot and Kellar get up to their feet at about the same time. Harlot charges in towards Kellar, driving him back to the corner. Harlot goes to throw a right hand, but Kellar blocks it and pushes Harlot back. Harlot tries to throw another one, but again is blocked, but this time Kellar snaps her around and drops her with a reverse DDT.]
[Kellar pulls Harlot to her feet and whips her towards the opposite corner. Kellar rushes in after her and attempts a clothesline, but Harlot moves out of the way, and Kellar hits the corner hard. Harlot takes advantage, and hits the Motograter! Harlot makes the cover. 1........2........3!]
Jessica: Your winner of the match, Metal Harlot!!
COMMERCIAL BREAK
MATCH 2
EMMA LOUISE Vs BELLA DALCA
Piven: Two hot mamas I would love to get my hands on personally.
Aiello: Emma is riding a wave momentum coming into this match. Can the debuting Bella Dalca slow her down, here on Monday Night Brawl?
Jessica Stroup: Coming to the ring, now residing in New York, EMMA LOUISE!
"This Little Girl" by Cady Groves plays and Emma steps through the curtain. Blows a kiss to the crowd a la Maria and then walks, half dancing to the ring where she slips feet first through the ropes like an envelope before laying suggestively over the top rope
Jessica Stroup: And already in the ring, now residing in New Orleans, Louisiana, BELLA DALCA!
Paul Turner signals for the bell.
Emma goes for a high collared tie on Bella. Bellz easily gets the slight upper hand over Emma, and turns the tie-up into a headlock. Then into a hair toss.
Aiello: Nice display of power by Bella. Starting her debut out well.
Piven: That girl is coming out the gates swinging.
Emma smiles. And rubs her head as she glances that blow away. With a look of determination mixed with anger, Emma gets up and walks to Bella and Slaps her. With a look of shock, then a twisted smile Bella returns the Emma’s Slap with a BitchSlap. Emma staggers back from the blow and returns back with Cross Chop. Cross Chop. Cross Chop, then unleashes a flurry of cross chops. Bella gets chopped into the ropes and Paul Turner calls for the rope break.
Piven: CATFIGHT!
Aiello: Looks like the momentum swings back to the Ever Beautiful and Very Dangerous Emma Louise.
Bella signals to Emma to calm down. Emma looks to the fans. They cheer. While Emma is distracted Bellz hits a Snapmare. Then Emma returns with Snap Suplex. Then Bellz returns with a suplex of her own.
LET’S GO EMMA / BELLA RULES
LET’S GO EMMA / BELLA RULES
Aiello: Nice exchange of moves by Bella and Emma.
Piven: Eh, it would be better if they were both naked.
The Longkiss Goodnight delivered out of nowhere by Emma on Bella. Then Emma goes for a Booty Poppin’ Moonsault. Followed by a pinfall by Emma.
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Piven: That kiss was hot.
Aiello: Emma showing she wants this, but Bella Dalca won’t be denied tonight.
Emma runs towards the rope. Bella intercepts her with a SPEAR. Then goes for the pinfall of the contest.
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Aiello: Bella takes this match into a second gear.
Piven: That little bitch got nailed!
Bella laughs in frustration, as both ladies get back to their feet. But in her lack of concentration, The Beautiful and Very Dangerous Emma Louise locks is her in HLA.
Piven: HLA! HLA! HLA!
Aiello: Bella is in trouble.
Bella starts to fade, but she digs down deep and battles out of HLA.
Then Bella hits her SUPERKICK PLEX. Followed up by a pinfall
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Piven: WTF! This chick is a cockroach she won’t die!
Aiello: Both superstars giving it their all tonight.
Bella shakes her head in disbelief, but then hits Hail The Apocalypse, followed up by a pinfall.
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Paul Turner signals for the bell.
Jessica Stroup: Your winner by pinfall, BELLA DALCA!
Aiello: Excellent showing for Bella Dalca in her debut match here in EWC!
Winner: Bella Dalca
Bella celebrates her victory then heads to the back we're then taken once more back to the palatial estate of the sinister Edgar Wellington Forsythe IV, Congdon Castle in Yakima, Washington. I don't think I need to say Washington State, because I didn't write Washington DC. Washington, DC? Either way, you bloody well know by now where this castle's located, so SHUT UP!!!
Anyway, the camera is focused close on the evil old sod himself. Standing next to him is his ever-present (except when he's not) manservant William Townsend. A fire burns weakly within the fireplace.
Edgar W.F. IV: Are you rolling? I've been ever so kind enough to allow you grublings to once more enter my abode; don't make me - and therefore you - regret the decision. Now, tonight, that disgustingly wretched false idol Griffin Hawkins will do battle with yet another representative of Charles'. The blaggard had spewed blasphemously slanderous vitriol towards all of us earlier in the week - a predictable reaction from such a small-minded individual. No matter, for tonight, the, uh...
Forsythe looks up at William, expectantly and irritated that he must delegate the matter to the lowly servant, if but for a fleeting moment. A fleeting moment too long, as far as the arrogant ancient one is concerned, surely.
William Townsend: Louie Scarlotti, sir.
Edgar W.F. IV: I knew that, oaf!! That overgrown weed will be a suitable replacement; you should be honoured that you get to be in close proximity to one who's been turned to the side of righteousness. Scarlotti acts as the cat to your rat, and my are you a rat, a disease-carrying verminous nuisance that the world will soon be rid of once and for all... once Charles is among us once more.
William Townsend: Sooner than they think, sir.
Edgar W.F. IV: I didn't ask for your opinion! When I want an opinion from you, I'll give it to you!! But, all the same, the help is right: day by day, night by night, we grow closer to Strange Aeons. And with the help of science and... our own means, Charles will be reborn.
And ominously, the fire in the fireplace roars and burns brightly. William turns ever so slightly in its direction, but then back to facing the camera.
William Townsend: Ah, yes, Master Edgar, I'd forgotten to mention - I have made contact with the outsiders.
Forsythe raises an eyebrow slightly. He looks up at William, a look on his face that could be construed as eagerness to none but the most meticulous of observers.
Edgar W.F. IV: Oh? You have, have you? And?
William Townsend: They were indeed receptive to the forming of an alliance.
Forsythe examines his manservant for a few moments, then turns back into his chair, facing the camera, but resting his fist on his chin, and his arm on the arm of the chair. He exhales sharply from his nostrils.
Edgar W.F. IV: I'm loath to involve interlopers in Forsythe matters, but... man cannot build armies with grunts alone.
He appears pensive, looking off into the distance.
Edgar W.F. IV: Let the spilling of Hawkins' blood seal the deal.
William Townsend: As you wish, sir.
And with that, the scene pans closer and closer toward the fire, which seems to bob and dance in an eerily anthropomorphic fashion.
COMMERCIAL BREAK
MATCH 3
SLADE HARDISON Vs KING FLIP
THE SEQUEL
SLADE HARDISON Vs KING FLIP
THE SEQUEL
‘All Hustle, No Luck’ by Easy Lantana begins to play all over the arena. Slade Hardison runs out onto the stage jumping up and down.
Stroup: Making his way to the ring first, from Lexington, Kentucky…
Slade then starts pumping up the crowd by lifting his hands up and down. Slade begins to walk down the ramp and stops in the middle of the ramp. Slade looks around the crowd and starts hitting his fist on his chest.
Stroup: …weighing in at two-hundred and fifty-five pounds…
On the 5th time, the pyros explode up and down the ramp. Slade continues his walk to the ring, giving hi-fives to the fans.
Stroup: …Slade Hardison!
Slade then jumps onto the apron and gets into the ring. Slade walks to the nearest turnbuckle, climbs it, and lifts his hands up and down.
Stroup: And his opponent…
K-I-N-G F-L-I-P soars from right to left across the tron, followed closely by a big pop pyrotechnic. The opening tune of 'Obnoxious' begins to slowly fill the arena while "Maniac Manager" Chris Calvin emerges through the curtain with his right arm in a sling and a grimace on his face.
Stroup: …hailing from The Land of Money and Fame…
He lifts he left arm and in his hand is the most ridiculously bedazzled megaphone. CC is spewing nothing short of vitriol as soon as this thing reaches range of his voice and the people are eating it up. As Immortal Technique spits the first verse, King Flip walks through the curtain lip-syncing with his arms extended.
Stroup: …weighing in at two-hundred and twenty pounds…
Fans get even louder for their favorite asshole. He goads them to get louder as he walks down the aisle. CC follows behind and both men approach the steel steps. Flip is first to walk the steps, sitting on the second rope, as Chris trails from behind still saying whatever nonsense comes to his mind. Chris enters the ring and points to Flip as he follows suit.
Stroup: …being accompanied to the ring by his manager, Chris Calvin… “Cold Hearted” King Flip!
The King hops to the nearest second turnbuckle and taunts the 'Double F' hand symbols with Chris still pointing and talking him up. Chris is careful to exit the ring with his hand over her sling. Flip hops off the turnbuckle and both competitors meet in the center of the ring, trash talking one another.
Aiello: Slade Hardison is less than pleased with what Flip had to say earlier in the week. Flip seems a bit unfazed by Big Slader.
Piven: As much as I want Slader to be the man to beat Flip, I… I don’t see it.
Flip slaps Hardison across the face. Hard. Slade is taken aback and stumbles momentarily, holding his face as his anger rises. Flip ducks a right hand and clutches Slade from behind for a German suplex. His opponent has other plans, flailing his arms around enough to make Flip lose his grip. Slade with three consecutive back elbows to the face of the King. Then he turns and delivers three solid chops to the chest of Flip hard enough to take him into the corner. Slader whips Flip out and is sent to the opposite corner when the whip is reversed. Hardison runs into the turnbuckle and stumbles into a rolling wheel kick. Big Slader stays standing, smiling, as Flip gets to his feet. Flip tries a spinning heel kick and is caught this time and lifted into the air for an inverted spinebuster. Hardison lifts the legs.
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Piven: Holy crap! Flip kicked out, but this is probably the best opening moments for Slade Hardison since HeadLockGate against Shawn Cage.
Aiello: Flip obviously eating his words so far in this match up. He has awakened something in Slade Hardison and it’s costing him thus far. Wait a minute!
Hardison lifts Flip up and has his hold broken. Flip with three right hands to the jaw of the big man, then ducks a sloppy clothesline from Hardison and grabs the arm. Flip jumps up and locks in the chicken wing crossface. He pulls Hardison down to the canvas and tears around as hard as possible. Flip has the choke hold locked in when Hardison tries to sit up, but Flip connects with three head butts to the twisted shoulder and pulls him back down.
Aiello: And just like that King Flip is showing to be a man of his word. He’s shorter and slimmer than Slade Hardison but here he is with a crossface chickenwing locked in with authority.
Piven: This is making Slader look ridiculous. That slimy little bastard has him in the most embarrassing submission move of all time. Oh, here we go! Get ‘em, Slader!
Slade looks like he’s about to snap, yelling furiously as he sits up again. Flip tries the head butts again but to no avail. Slade gets to one knee then lifts Flip up and charges the corner, turning at the last second and sandwiching Flip in to break the hold. Slade stumbles forward then turns around and scoops Flip to slam him down to the canvas. Flip is quick to his feet for another scoop slam. This time the King is slower to his feet and is met with a beautiful standing dropkick that plants him down hard. Hardison with another pinning attempt.
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Aiello: LEX-VEGAS!! SLADE HARDISON WITH THE SPINEBUSTER SPLASH COMBO!!
Piven: That's what I thought all along!
Aiello: But King Flip with a quick boot under the bottom rope. Slade Hardison is wasting several seconds here expecting a three count to begin. He has given Flip at least two three counts worth of rest before conferring with the referee about the boot.
Piven: And he pulls him to the center. That desperation move isn’t getting him anywhere, Aiello. PIN HIM, IT’S DONE!
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Flip baaaaaaaarely gets the shoulder up before the three count and Slade Hardison looks very confused. He thought it was over. Slade lifts Flip onto his shoulder, but Flip grabs the left hand and snakes off the shoulder. Slade throws his right hand back and Flip catches that as well. Cobra clutch locked in and Flip jumps up, drilling both knees into the back of Slade Hardison before rolling him onto his stomach and lifting him by the hands with the submission still very much intact.
Aiello: Slade Hardison looked to be going for the Kentucky Drop but Flip had it scouted. Now he pays homage to Sergeant Slaughter here with the cobra clutch in full effect. Slade has to be either losing consciousness or at the very least losing some strength in his shoulder area. This is the second submission stretching him out here.
Piven: Are you familiar with this move at all? It’s a choke hold.
Aiello: That’s very true, Piven, but look at the shoulders. Flip not only pounded them with the knees just moments ago, now he’s stretching them out. This isn’t yoga class, kids, that man’s left shoulder is being stretched beyond its means. The same shoulder, mind you, that was chicken winged earlier in the bout. Oh! Wait a minute! Slade Hardison is getting up AGAIN!!
Hardison gets to his knees, then slowly stands, but Flip immediately has him soaring through the air via suplex that sends him smashing down onto his face. Slade bounces off the canvas and inadvertently rolls out of the ring from the impact. Flip steps back with his hands in the air, loudly distracting the referee, as Chris Calvin comes running around the corner and smacks Slade Hardison as hard as he can in the ear. This seems to jar Big Slader. When CC is far enough away, Flip drops the act and baseball slides into Slade’s face booting him into the guardrail hard. The King slides out of the ring and quickly gets his opponent back into the ring.
Piven: How can these people cheer for a guy like that!? That was criminally underhanded and is grounds for disqualification. I mean, Jesus, was that even necessary? Slade wasn’t exactly looking like he was on the up-and-up there, Aiello.
Aiello: For once, Piven, I think I agree with you. But such are the antics of King Flip and the ‘peons’ as he so eloquently titles his fans know what to expect. Sometimes adding insult to injury is all Flip is about, which makes a lot of sense tonight especially. He’s trying to make this big guy tap. Why not smack him in the ear? Kick him while he’s down and he stays down. It’s unnecessary, maybe, but you can’t say it isn’t effective.
Piven: I just hope Slade can return the damn favor here.
Flip stalked Slade and went for the headscissors into the armbar but got caught and sent down via spine busterinstead. Slade hits the ropes and goes for the splash again, but Flip scouts it and rolls out of the way. Both men get to their feet simultaneously.
Piven: YES! FINALLY! SLADE’S GOT HIM HERE!
Slade is first with a kick to the midsection, lifting Flip up; however, Flip once again weasels his way out of it and runs to the ropes. Slade turns right into it.
Aiello: DROLLERY DROP!!! DROLLERY DROP!!! HE’S GOT THAT SAME SHOULDER LOCKED IN! IT’S OVER!
Piven: No, damn it! Slade taps out. Whyyyy!?
Stroup: Here’s your winner… King Flip!
WINNER: KING FLIP
King Flip stands and has his arm raised in victory. He has that cocky half-grin on his face as he exits the ring to his music and we cut to commercial
COMMERCIAL BREAK
MATCH 4
NON TITLE
NAIROBI JORDAN Vs KURT NEWMAN (C)
NON TITLE
NAIROBI JORDAN Vs KURT NEWMAN (C)
"The Phoenix" hits the sound systems of the arena. Flames shoot up from stage The Phoenix jumps through the smoke that was left behind. He makes goggles out of his hands to shield his eyes from the lights and looks out to the crowd.
Jessica Stroup: The following singles contest is scheduled for one fall, introducing first, from Paterson, New Jersey, weighing in at 210 Lbs , Nairobi Jordan!!!
Aiello: No titles on the line here, but plenty of pride for these men!
Piven: Pride? F--- pride! Championships are there to be defended.
Aiello: And of course Newman already has a win over Jordan, and you know Jordan will be looking to settle that score tonight.
He points to a fan holding his sign. Slapping fans' hands on his way to the ring. He walks up the ring steps and steps on the apron. He dusts his boots off on the apron. Does a prayer motion then spreads his arms apart as he enters the ring.
The arena erupts with cheers as Voodoo Child by Stevie Ray Vaughn begins to play throughout the arena. Kurt makes his way out with a cocky smile on his face as billions of flashes from cameras from the fans cover him. With the International Title around his waist, Kurt motions with his hands for the fans to cheer even louder. Quickly following Kurt is Alyssa Devine who holds the Awesome Title and the Tag Team Title on her shoulders. Taking Kurt by the arm Alyssa escorts Kurt Newman down to the ring.
Jessica Stroup: and his opponent... Standing at 6’0, 220lbs! Coming from Chicago Illinois…..he is the EWC International Champion and one half of the EWC Tag Team Champions... The Big Bad Voodoo Daddy……..Kurt Newman!
Piven: She forgot Awesome Champion!
Aiello: Don't worry, these fans haven't forgotten!!!
Standing on the ring apron, Kurt sits on the middle rope and watches as Alyssa bends over and makes her way through the rope but stops just as her butt is inches away from Kurt’s crotch. Kurt bites his hand and stares as Alyssa’s butt as it goes back and forth in front of him. Alyssa gives a sexy smile to the camera and blows a kiss before entering the ring. Kurt quickly flips into the ring and stands in the middle of the ring with his arms out raised in the sky as the crowd throws hundreds of colorful streamers of different colors into the ring. Kurt claps his hands in celebration as he quickly grabs the Awesome Title from Alyssa and jumps to a nearby ring post and lifts up the Awesome Title, the Tag Team Title, and the International Title up in the air to show off the titles to the masses.
Jumping off the turnbuckle, Kurt kisses all three titles before handing them over to Alyssa. As the stage crew pulls all the streamers out of the ring, Alyssa makes her way out of the ring leaving Kurt standing in a corner ready for this match.
The bell rings and both men go straight into a collar-and-elbow tie-up, which Kurt Newman is able to transition into a side headlock. He runs across the ring and takes Nairobi to the mat with a slingshot bulldog, then follows up with a standing moonsault. He tries for a quick cover but Nairobi is out before the referee can even land the first count.
Aiello: Newman looking to show that agility early on, but Jordan is no slouch himself!
Both men tie up again and again Kurt locks in a side headlock, however Nairobi counters into an arm wrench. He marches Kurt around the ring for a while, then takes him down to the mat with an arm drag. As Newman goes to get back to his feet he finds himself on the receiving end of a dropkick which sends him back into the corner. Jordan wastes little time in following up with a monkey flip, taking Newman out of the corner. Newman ducks a roundhouse kick and locks in a rear waistlock before delivering a bridging leg hook belly-to-back suplex.
Aiello: JORDAN'S SHOULDERS ARE DOWN!!!
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KICKOUT!
Aiello: That was close!
Kurt and Nairobi separate and stare at each other from across the ring, crouched. Kurt smiles cockily and then sits back putting his feet up on the bottom rope. Nairobi smiles back, getting back up to his feet and “goading” Kurt to get up, respectfully. Kurt obliges.
Piven: Ugh... get a room...
Aiello: What's wrong with two men showing a little sportsmanship exactly?
On the next tie up, Nairobi gets the better of Kurt, establishing a tight arm wrench. He forces Kurt down to a knee and delivers a kick to Kurt's chest, then another, and another, before flipping him over with his arm and leg dropping onto his arm. Nairobi rebounds off the ropes and goes for a flipping senton Splash, but Kurt moves out of the way. Kurt rebounds off the ropes but, Nairobi ducks him on the return and leaps into a headscissors, taking him to the mat with a hurricanrana. Nairobi reaches back and hooks Newman's leg.
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KICKOUT!
Again, the two men separate, a mutual look of respect passing between them. Both men stand in their respective corners and look out towards the crowd.
Crowd: LETS GO NEWMAN!!!
Crowd: LETS GO JORDAN!!!
Crowd: LETS GO NEWMAN!!!
Aiello: Listen to this Orlando crowd!!!
Crowd: LETS GO JORDAN!!!
Crowd: LETS GO NEWMAN!!!
Crowd: LETS GO JORDAN!!!
Aiello: Split right down the middle for these two popular superstars!!!
Neman takes a run at Jordan, but missing with a clothesline. Nairobi kicks Kurt in the gut with a reverse shuffle kick, then locks in a front facelock, before delivering a suplex. As Kurt writhes on the mat, Jordan makes his way over to the corner and leaps onto the top rope. He leaps off, looking for a move of some kind, but sees Kurt roll out of the way and manages to land on his feet. Kurt charges and leaps into a headscissors, delivering a Hurricanrana of his own, but not reaching back for the pin. Nairobi tumbles out of the ring, and Newman rebounds off the opposite ropes and leaps over the top, taking Newman out with a rolling senton. Both men lie in a heap on the outside.
Aiello: Oh my god! What a move by the International Champion!!!
The referee begins his count as both men stir on the outside
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Both men are up to their feet, but as Newman approaches Jordan to throw him back into the ring, Jordan takes him out with a leg sweep. Jordan takes a moment to catch his breath and shake off the effects of the earlier offence.
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Newman gets back up to a knee but takes a kick to the side of the head for his trouble. Leaving him flat on the outside, Jordan rolls back into the ring to escape the count, but then makes for the corner again.
Aiello: Wait... what's happening here?
Piven: Idiot! Just take the count-out victory!!!
Jordan stalks Newman as the International champion gets up to his feet. Once he is standing, Jordan leaps from the top rope and takes Newman down with a diving hurracanrana, planting the champion hard on the outside. Jordan struggles back up and lets out a roar, which the crowd echoes.
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Aiello: The referee restarting the count here, but I don't think he'll get far.
Aiello is right, as Jordan pulls Newman up and rolls him into the ring. Not wasting any time he covers the International champion.
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Newman puts his foot up on the rope and the referee stops the count. Jordan pulls the leg back off the rope and tries again.
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Newman kicks out, much to Jordan's frustration.
Aiello: Jordan desperate to even the score, and he came close there!
Jordan picks himself up and urges Newman to do the same. Newman gets up onto both knees as Jordan swings his leg and strikes him hard in the chest.
Crowd: ONE!!!
Jordan scores another kick, again the snap echoes around the arena.
Crowd: TWO!!!
On the outside, Alyssa urges Kurt to fight back, but Newman is seemingly dazed. Jordan scores another kick.
Crowd: THREE!!!
Alyssa shouts at Jordan to stop, but again he swings the leg.
Crowd: F…
Newman swings backward, almost matrix style, sending Jordan spinning 180 degrees as his momentum carries him round. Seeing Jordan off balance, Newman drops him with a drop toehold before dragging himself to his feet. He rebounds off the rope and goes for a dropkick to Jordan’s face, but Jordan rolls out of the way. Jordan himself rebounds off the ropes and takes Kurt to the mat with a striking spear, landing right hands to the Awesome Champion’s head.
Piven: That’s more like it! Show some spine!!!
Jordan keeps the momentum and pulls Newman to his feet, grabbing him in a front facelock. He looks to deliver an implant DDT but Newman reaches out with both hands and grabs him round the waist, countering into a bridging Northern Lights suplex.
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Jordan rolls his shoulder up to break the count, and both men lie flat on the floor. Alyssa shouts to Newman to get up, which he does, slowly and painfully. He approaches Jordan and grabs his leg, twisting it and dropping into a figure four leglock. He bridges up to increase the pressure as Jordan writhes in pain and Alyssa starts calling on him to tap.
Aiello: Newman has the figure four leglock! Even if Jordan doesn’t tap, his high flying offence is dependant on his legs
Piven: Then he should have more than one f---ing plan, shouldn’t he?
Jordan grimaces in pain as Newman continues the pressure, even starting to buck his hips to intensify the pain. Jordan tries to roll through and reverse the pressure, but Newman refuses to roll with him. Jordan pushes up with his hands, then falls back, putting his hands over his eyes. He reaches out with one hand.
Piven: He’s gonna tap! He’s gonna tap!!!
The referee asks Jordan what he wants, but Jordan refuses to tap. With a last burst of strength he rolls towards the ropes. Kurt stops him from turning over completely but Jordan is able to grab the bottom rope with his flailing hand. He holds on for dear life as Newman tries to roll him back.
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Newman: DAMN!!!!
Aiello: Newman almost had it there, but Jordan lives to fight another day.
Piven: Should have tapped. I mean how’s he gonna do his fancy pants high flying crap without any legs?
Newman is, unsurprisingly, up first as Jordan tries to get some feeling back in his damaged leg. He pulls himself up with the ropes as Newman stalks him. As Jordan staggers away from the ropes Kurt lifts him up onto his shoulders.
Piven: NPB incoming!!!
Despite the damage to his legs, Jordan is able to slip over Newman’s shoulder and land behind him. As he lands he swings his bad leg and kicks Newman in the back of the knee. Newman drops down and Jordan limps round, grabbing him in a front headlock and drilling Newman into the mat with an Implant DDT. Newman lies flat on the ground as Jordan pulls himself up to a sitting position, then up to his feet, damaged leg and all.
Piven: Cover!!! Go for the cover you idiot!!!
Jordan doesn’t go for the cover, but instead looks towards the corner. Slowly and painfully he struggles over to the corner and starts to climb the ropes.
Aiello: Jordan looking for the Phoenix Flight!!!
Alyssa runs round to the corner and begs Jordan to show mercy.
Piven: Don't listen to her fool, finish him!!!
Jordan ignores Alyssa, however his leg damage has slowed him enough for Newman to struggle back to his feet and grab the top rope, tripping Jordan and leaving him planted rather precariously in the corner. Newman, struggling through the daze left behind by the DDT, makes his way over to the corner and grabs Jordan in a reverse fireman's carry-like hold, before driving him into the mat with the NPB.
Crowd: OOOOH!!!!
Exhausted, Newman hooks the leg.
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Winner (by Pinfall): Kurt Newman
Aiello: A close fought match, but Kurt Newman pulls it out of the bag
Alyssa helps Newman out of the ring and hands him the three belts. Newman, holding the back of his head, makes his way back up the ramp. His arm raised in victory.
Aiello: Jordan excelled himself here tonight, but it wasn't enough. Newman picked up his federation leading 15th win of the season! Incredible work bu the Champion. More EWC after this break
COMMERCIAL BREAK
TELEVISION TITLE MATCH
GRIFFIN HAWKINS BRINGS HIS FN'R TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP OVER TO BRAWL
IN A BATTLE AGAINST LIVING DEAD KARL (IF HE DECIDES TO SHOW UP)
LIVING DEAD KARL
Vs
GRIFFIN HAWKINS (C)
Joe Aiello: It’s time for the main event! Will Living Dead Karl of BRAWL take the EWC Television Championship here or will Griffin Hawkins retain the title?
Jeremy Piven: Griffing Hawkins has been on a winning streak as of late, can he continue this thunder?
Jessica Stroup: Ladies and gentlemen, the following match is scheduled for one fall and it is a cross brand match for the EWC Television Championship! Introducing first the challenger, standing 6’3” and weighing 255 lbs, from the nearest morgue, representing BRAWL, he is Louie Scarlotti!
Mist begins to rise, soon blanketing most of the arena at low altitudes, the eerie mood augmented with the dimming of the lights, all of which is accompanied by "Pretend We're Dead". At about 15 seconds into the song, a form manifests itself from the once-obscuring fog as if having risen from the ground itself. At about the 35-second mark, Louie Scarlotti shambles into view, arms extended, moaning like the zombie he is, but he then irritatedly drops the whole shtick and switches gears, storming to the ring with purpose, trying to antagonize front seat adults and scare their kids. Once ringside, he will try to make a beeline to the throat of his opponent, but if the referee puts up a fuss, usually by them shaking a crucifix or garlic at him, he'll recoil and bide his time.
Jeremy Piven: One of Living Dead Karl’s many victims has taken the place of his zombie master tonight.
Joe Aiello: Until Living Dead Karl returns, we’re going to have his pawns take over in his matches. Can Griffin Hawkins retain the EWC Television title or will BRAWL take it home?
Jessica Stroup: His opponent, representing Rampage, from Los Angeles, California. Standing 6’2” tall and weighing in at 227 lbs, he is the EWC Television Champion, GRIFFIN HAWKINS!
The lights suddenly go down
"Ladies and Gentlemen....put your hands together...for Griffin Hawkins!"
The spotlight shines on a young man who seems to be playing a guitar on stage. After playing a long interrupted solo...he strokes the guitar in one fell swoop, setting off the pyro's on stage! The lights come on to reveal Griffin Hawkins! He has his guitar in hand as "Monkey Business" by Skid Row blasts in. He walks down the ramp, carrying his guitar as he slaps hands with a few fans. Signs reading "Griffin Rocks!" and "EWC gets Metal!" are seen as he comes down the ramp. He sets his guitar by the steps and gets in the ring.
He then proceeds to get on the ropes, raising the devil horns in the air as the crowd cheers him on. Soon he gets off the ropes, taking off his denim vest with various band patches on it off and sets it out of the ring. He gets out of the ring and goes to the front row, putting his aviator sunglasses on a young fan.
After he gets in the ring, he waits for his opponent.
Joe Aiello: Griffin Hawkins making his BRAWL debut tonight, will he victorious tonight in defending his EWC Television Championship and return to Rampage with a win over Living Dead Karl’s avatar or will our zombies take the EWC Television championship to BRAWL?
Jeremy Piven: Could you imagine how Friday Night Rampage will react should Living Dead Karl’s new avatar win the EWC Television Championship? What at blow that would be to their ego. This new avatar of Living Dead Karl will hopefully be just as good as Living Dead Karl.
The referee checks both men out and one he finds no weapons on either of them, he calls for the bell and the fans start cheering as the two lock up. Griffin wins the exchange and drives a knee into his opponent’s gut. Louie doesn’t react much causing his opponent to start throwing fists at his opponent’s face.
Using a drop kick, Griffin pushes his opponent into the corner, runs up and lands knees first onto Louie’s chest. Then he jumps off the corner with a DDT, causing Louie to hit the canvas hard. Rolling over, Griffin starts throwing fists at his opponent’s face and hammers away at him, let’s up by standing up, bounces off the ropes and hits a leg drop.
The fans start getting behind Griffin as he builds up steam and he starts stomping over his opponent’s chest and face. Louie tries and successfully escapes the ring, Griffin follows his opponent closely and hits him over the back causing Louie to hit the ring steps. The referee starts counting. Griffin smashes his opponent’s face into the stairs, then ring post, and then pushes him into the ring. Louie rolls far out into the center of the ring, Griffin climbs the turnbuckle and jumps off with a Rocket Queen and hits it! He goes for the cover…
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Shoulder up by Louie Scarletti!
Joe Aiello: Not even a two count from the ref on that one. The challenger has a lot of fight left in him, so we’re going to see one hell of a fight for the EWC Television Championship here tonight.
Jeremy Piven: You can’t blame the TV Champion, Griffin Hawkins, for wanting to put this one away early. He’s been pretty successful in EWC so far, but I don’t think this zombie wants to play dead yet.
Griffin gets to his feet, reaches down and tries to hit a Scoop Slam but Louie manages to wiggle out his opponent’s clutches and land behind him. Louie spins him around and hits a short arm clothesline, the follows up with a second and as Griffin gets up for a third; Louie hits a Toe Kick and follows up with a Samoan Drop. The fans are starting to get angry that Louie is trying to pull a quick one out.
He drops down, and begins choking his opponent and the referee starts counting. But before he gets to five, Louie suddenly legs go and hits quickly elbow drop. He stands up and hits two more over his opponent’s throat and chest. Louie then pulls his opponent up and hits him with a Saito Suplex, then while his opponent is down, he runs against the ropes, bounces off and hits a running elbow drop.
Jeremy Piven: This zombie is starting to get very angry. We might see another member of Living Dead Karl’s unique combination of corpses or mob or whatever it’s called grow larger.
Joe Aiello: I highly doubt that one. While it’s true that Living Dead Karl’s crew is getting larger and larger, I really don’t see Griffin Hawkes becoming one of their numbers tonight. He has a lot to lose, don’t get me wrong.
Once more, Louie Scarlotti gets his opponent up, drives several fists into his face, pushing him to the ropes. Louie whips Griffin across over the ring, Griffin bounces off the ropes and as he comes back to Louie, and is hit with a Powerslam. The fans start booing as Louie once more starts to strangulate his opponent, the referee starts counting and at four he breaks the attack.
He warns Louie he’ll throw him out if he keeps choking his opponent. Louie promptly ignores the referee, tosses several more fists at his opponent’s face and pulls him up to his feet. Driving a knee into Griffin’s gut, Louie hits a gut buster and finally goes for a pin as he leans over his opponent’s chest…
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Shoulder up by Griffin Hawkins!
Joe Aiello: The EWC Television Champion kicks out! Looks like Griffin Hawkins wants to continue his reign as EWC Television Champion. Louie Scarlotti better try something else if he wants to bring the championship here to BRAWL.
Jeremy Piven: They don’t have energy, so he’s going to keep going. He tried to put this one away early, and now he’s going to really bring the pain and a beating down on Griffin Hawkins. Can you imagine how he’ll be treated for losing the Television Championship to someone on BRAWL in his first defense?
Louie argues with the referee about him counting slow. This give Griffin a chance to start recovering as the two argue, eventually Louie sets Griffin up for a release powerbomb. As Griffin is lift up, he counters it and hits a DDT on Louie causing the crowd to explode! The fans start cheering and chanting Griffin’s name as he starts building back steam. The two get up and trade blows back and forth.
Griffin gets the upper hand with a massive right hook, causing Louie to stumble backwards. The Television Champion continues driving fists into his opponent’s face, gets him to the ropes, hits a drop toe hold and causes Louie to land neck first on the ropes. Louie walks to the corner holding his throw but his opponent runs up behind him and hits a backstabber.
The challenger falls back, holding back as he rolls out of the ring. Griffin follows behind him and hits a bionic elbow from behind as the referee starts counting in the ring…
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Louie stumbles around the stairs and falls into the time keeper and grabs the EWC Television Championship. Griffin runs up behind him and kicks in him the back, causing the title to drop out of his hand.
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Griffin takes Louie by his shirt and slams face first on Joe Aiello & Jeremy Piven’s announce table then runs him to the ring and throws him in. Taking his time, Griffin climbs up the ring’s edge and waits for Louie to stand up. One he stands up, the EWC Television Champion jumps on the ropes, springboards off and hits a Hurricarana! The fans explode as Griffin Shows off his athleticism and goes for a pin…
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KICK OUT BY LOUIE SCARLOTTI!
Jeremy Piven: Kick out by the zombie! You know that he has to be really stiff so getting a kick out or a shoulder up should be really easy. Monday Night Brawl might be getting that EWC Television Championship much sooner than anyone here thought.
Joe Aiello: You’re really buying into our zombies being actual undead people aren’t you? Nevertheless, you might be right about that. Louie Scarlotti isn’t going down for the three count and Griffin Hawkins might be wearing himself out. Rampage might just be losing the Television Championship to BRAWL.
Griffin asks if the referee’s sure that wasn’t a three and Louie rolls over and is slowly starting to recover. The two argue a moment about it being a three count but Griffin gives in and turns to Louie just to get hit with a wheelbarrow slam. Griffin’s wind is knocked out of him as Louie stops on his gut and chest. He falls into the TV champion’s body with both knees and starts rotating them in and out of his ribs.
The zombie drags Griffin by his head over to the ring edge, gets out and walks along the edge to hit leg drop across his throat. He lifts his head up and hits several elbows over Griffin’s neck, each blow coming harder and harder.
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Grabbing ahold of Griffin Hawkins, Louie pulls him out the ring and ties a leg up in the bottom rope. With his opponent hanging upside outside the ring, Louie starts to stomp and kick on his opponent…
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Louie grabs the arms of Griffin, manages to get him laying out of the ring and hits a pendulum backbreaker, finally pulling Griffin out of the ring. But knowing the title won’t change on a count out, Scarlotti grabs his opponent’s head, picks him, slams him on the announcer’s table and tosses him back inside.
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Louie grabs the TV title, puts it in a corner and slides into the ring. He runs over and kicks his opponent in the face. Grabbing him from behind, the zombie forces the TV Champion onto his feet and is hit with a reverse DDT. Not letting up his assault, Louie wraps both hands around his opponent’s throat, gets him once more and is downed with a double-handed chokeslam and finally he goes for the pin as the fans chant for Griffin Hawkins…
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KICK OUT BY GRIFFIN HAWKINS!
The fans explode in excitement and continue to chant for Griffin Hawkins!
Joe Aiello: Louie Scarlotti was so close to winning the EWC TV Championship! That was such a close near fall, these two are really brining the pain on each other. Both men are so close to winning the championship, who is going to leave here the EWC Television Champion is anyone’s guess!
Jeremy Piven: You know Living Dead Karl is feeling that from his grave, he was so close to getting the EWC Television Championship through his avatar Louie Scarlotti but he was denied at the last possible moment! I don’t think any think stinks here besides a corpse but these fans are enjoying the fight between the Louie Scarlotti, the avatar of Living Dead Karl and Griffin Hawkins, the EWC Television Champion of Rampage.
Angry that Griffin Hawkins won’t go down, Louie forces him up and hits him with a Short-Arm Clothesline, which knocks him down. He jumps up and hits a knee drop over his opponents face and then hits a closed fist punch several times. The referee warns him about those fists, but Louie pushes him away and grabs the EWC Television Championship and waits for the champ to stand up.
The fans start booing loudly but Griffin starts getting up, just as he’s about to swing, the referee grabs the championship out of his hands. The referee turns around to give the title to Jessica Stroup, but this gives time to Louie Scarlotti to try a low blow. But Griffin blocks his attack and hits a low blow of his own! The fans start cheering for Griffin as he turns tables on his opponent with his own tactics, hits the Shoryuken, stunning Louie Scarlotti and setting him up for the Shot in the Dark! The fans explode as Griffin Hawkins goes for the pin…
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The fans continue cheering loudly for Griffin Hawkins as his arm is raised above his head by the referee! “Monkey Business” starts being played over the PA System.
Jessica Stroup: Here is your winner by pin fall, and STILL EWC TELEVISION CHAMPION! GRIFFIN HAWKINS!
WINNER BY PIN FALL AND STILL EWC TELEVISION CHAMPION: GRIFFIN HAWINS
Jeremy Piven: It looks like the morgue doesn’t take home the EWC Television Championship tonight. Griffin Hawkins has won his debut match on BRAWL and successfully retained the Television Championship tonight against Living Dead Karl’s Louie Scarlotti.. if that makes any sense.
Joe Aiello: You’re buying into this zombie thing way too much man, I wonder how you reacted to those zombie attacks in Florida back in 2012. Griffin Hawkins successfully retained the EWC Television Championship by playing by his opponent’s rules. What’s going on now?
Hawkins turns around and starts stomping on Louie Scarlotti. But as he attacks him, he’s heard screaming “WHERE IS KARL!? WHERE IS LIVING DEAD KARL!” with each attack. Suddenly, the lights flicker and when the lights return, several zombies gather around Griffin Hawkins and start to viciously attack him.
The EWC Television Champion tries fighting back, but he’s too worn out from his match to put up much of a fight. The zombies overwhelm him easy and start stomping, punching and biting him. They set his TV championship on the canvas and hit a double team spike driver, busting his head open. Griffin’s blood flows on the TV Championship, then the zombies look up to see EWC Security rush the ring. They manage to escape and shamble out in different directions through the crowd. “Pretend We’re Dead” plays on the PA System as Louie Scarlotti escapes with his hand raised up and the show comes to an end
Joe Aiello: We will see you on Sunday in New York as the EWC Presents.. Rumble in the Bronx! Good night from Orlando!
© THE EXTREME WRESTLING CORPORATION 2015
END CREDITS
MATCH WRITERS
MATCH 1 - Mr McNeil (last second fill in - thank you)
MATCH 2 - Nairobi Jordan
MATCH 3 - King Flip
MATCH 4 - Jon Kellar
MAIN EVENT - Jon Goldberg
MATCH 2 - Nairobi Jordan
MATCH 3 - King Flip
MATCH 4 - Jon Kellar
MAIN EVENT - Jon Goldberg
SEGMENTS
Shadow Man
Xplode
President Mac
Living Dead Karl
Luke Wolfe
Xplode
President Mac
Living Dead Karl
Luke Wolfe
BRAWL VOTERS
President Mac
Jon Goldberg
Jon Goldberg
QUICK RE-CAP
MATCH 1
JON KELLAR Vs METAL HARLOT
WINNER: Metal Harlot
MATCH 2
EMMA LOUISE Vs BELLA DALCA
WINNER: Bella Dalca
MATCH 3
SLADE HARDISON Vs KING FLIP
WINNER: King Flip
MATCH 4
NON TITLE
NAIROBI JORDAN Vs KURT NEWMAN (C)
WINNER: Kurt Newman
TELEVISION TITLE MATCH
LIVING DEAD KARL Vs GRIFFIN HAWKINS (C)
WINNER: Griffin Hawkins retains
JON KELLAR Vs METAL HARLOT
WINNER: Metal Harlot
MATCH 2
EMMA LOUISE Vs BELLA DALCA
WINNER: Bella Dalca
MATCH 3
SLADE HARDISON Vs KING FLIP
WINNER: King Flip
MATCH 4
NON TITLE
NAIROBI JORDAN Vs KURT NEWMAN (C)
WINNER: Kurt Newman
TELEVISION TITLE MATCH
LIVING DEAD KARL Vs GRIFFIN HAWKINS (C)
WINNER: Griffin Hawkins retains
© THE EXTREME WRESTLING CORPORATION 2015
