FSW#6 September 27th 2015 in Wilmington Delaware
Sept 27, 2015 18:37:34 GMT -6
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Post by James Duffman on Sept 27, 2015 18:37:34 GMT -6
WARNING: This live event contains stunts performed by professionals or under the supervision of professionals and maybe unsuitable for younger viewers. Accordingly EWC and it's producers must insist that no one attempt to recreate or re-enact any stunt or activity performed in this live event.
The Extreme Wrestling Corporation Presents
Future Starts of Wrestling
Episode#6
September 27th 2015
Live on Sundays 9/8 PM CST (ESPN, Spike, SkySports)
Brought to you by Under Armour, Sony and Dr Pepper
Live at the Chase Center in Wilmington Delaware, on September 27th, 2015
Future Stars Of Wrestling
September 27th, 2015
Live at the Royal Farms Arena in Baltimore Maryland
Commentators: Trey Parker and Matt Stone
Announcer: Amy Schumer
Backstage interviewer: Eric Compton
FSW Commissioner: James Duffman
Backstage
Segment Writer: Jason Anderson The Boss
You could hear in the distance the sound of a motorcycle coming into the parking lot at the Chase Center. The motorcycle comes to a stop as two people was getting off the bike. It was no other than Kimi Smalls and Hunter. You could hear a small pop from the crowd as Hunter help to take off Kimi helmet placing it inside of his bag. Hunter took her by the hand they both start walking towards inside but then Hunter stop in his tracks. Kimi held on to his hand as she looks over at him.
Kimi Smalls: What’s up?
Hunter didn’t want to worry Kimi so he just shook it off as he looks over as he gently squeeze her hand.
Hunter: It nothing....come on let’s get inside.
Kimi just let it goes as she walks inside of the arena but then you saw a car near by as a man slowly in a creepy way come up looking over at the car looking right at Hunter with a grin on his face. It was no other than Sam Samuels rubbing his hands together with a creepy grins.
Trey Parker: Shouldn’t he be in New York with his brother Brent Black.
Matt Stone: I have a feeling it have something to do with Miss. Ruthless Aggression. This is going to be a interesting night.
Push Me By Black Stone plays, as the FSW logo appears over the Titantron, eliciting massive cheers for the sold out Chase Center in Wilmington Delaware.
Trey Parker: It's time for the first state to get a taste of the future. I'm Trey Parker, along with my broadcast partner and co-creator of the shit show South Park, Matt Stone, and we're live in Delaware.
Matt Stone: This place is so old and decrepit, I can feel myself aging here. but if the action's hot, like it ususally is, then Delaware's gonna get some serious life injected into it.
Trey Parker: Riiiight. Anyways, the last finalist for the FSW championship will be decided in tonight's Main event, as Candace St Clair, after being briefly locked up, will face Avery Barnes. the Winner faces hunter, next week, for the FSW championship!
Matt Stone: I can't wait. THIS, should be good.
Trey Parker: Full agree with you Matt. But that's not all for tonight. Because following FSW, we go right to Brooklyn, to see the action of one of the most chaotic Events of the Year, Rumble in the Bronx.
Matt Stone: Indeed Trey, and it's going to be one helluva night. But now, it's go time!
A low rumbling sweeps the arena, and the lights begin to flicker erratically. After a second or so of silence, "Waiting Room" by Switchblade Symphony begins to pick up, and Harlow Kinsley appears at the top of the entry ramp. Escorted by four security guards, she slowly marches her way to the ring with a distant expression. She occasionally tries to stop, maybe even interact with the visibly uncomfortable audience, but is quickly shoved back into pace by one of her guards.
Amy Schumer: Ladies and Gentlemen, our opening match, is set for one fall. Introducing first. HARLOW KINSLEY!
She enters the ring alone, sliding under the bottom rope while her escorts wait on the floor. She crawls at a painfully slow rate, stopping when she reaches the middle of the ring, and sits back on her heels... staring off into space, or at the ceiling, or at nothing in particular. It's hard to tell. After a little while, she stumbles to her feet and shakes off her general malaise.
"Won't Back Down" begins to play as Kimi Smalls skips out onto the stage with a devious smile on her face as she waves at the crowd.
Amy Schumer: Her opponent. Coming to you from Sleepy Hollow, New York, this… is… Kimi Smalls!
The smile never leaves Kimi's face as she makes her way to the ring, high fiving fans all of the way down before walking up the steps and wiping her feet off before entering the ring.
Trey Parker: It's time to begin the action.
Matt Stone: Let's get it on. Giggity!
The ref signals for the bell. Kimi comes charging out of the corner and leaps up for a dropkick, but Harlow rolls underneath and back to her feet, while Kimi lands flat on her back. Harlow lands a few kicks to the ribs of Kimi, then lands a dropkick to the same area. Harlow hooks the leg to pin.
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Kimi kicks out.
Trey Parker: What a way to kick off FSW#6!
Matt Stone: A catfight at any time is good. And those two wantto kill ach other, it's getting me hard!
Trey Parker:....Not again.
Harlow picks Kimi up and knees her ribs, then lifts her up for a suplex, but drops her down in a reverse suplex! Harlow with the pinpin.
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Kimi kicks out again.
Trey Parker: Kimi Smalls showing how tough she is.
Matt Stone: Perhaps.
Harlow kicks at Kimi’s ribs repeatedly, then picks her up, preparing for a Brainbuster, but Kimi reverses with a quick back body drop. Kimi then lifts her leg up for a vertical split, and drops it on the throat of Harlow. She keeps it on to pin.
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Harlow gets her shoulder up.
Trey Parker: Close one there for Kimi Smalls.
Matt Stone: She'll have to do alot more then just that if she wants to win.
As Kimi gets to her feet, she collapses back down, grabbing at her ribcage. She stands up, however, and stands up to charge for a spear, but Harlow ducks out of the way, and Kimi runs her shoulder into the ringpost! Eventually, Kimi stumbles back, right into Harlow for a Full Nelson Suplex! Harlow lifts her up again for a quick Half Nelson suplex, and finally goes for a Dragon Suplex!
Crowd: SUPLEX CITY!
Harlow goes to pin.
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KICKOUT!
Harlow goes to the ropes and climbs up high, leaping off for a leg drop…but Kimi rolls out of the way, and Harlow lands hard on her ass. Kimi gets to her feet first. She goes to the nearest corner, and jumps up, and turns around. But Harlow trips her. She follows that up by hitting the Sobredosis! Cover
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3!!!
The ref rings the bell, as this match is over.
Amy Schumer: Here is your winner...HARLOW KINSLEY!
Trey Parker: It's time for the first state to get a taste of the future. I'm Trey Parker, along with my broadcast partner and co-creator of the shit show South Park, Matt Stone, and we're live in Delaware.
Matt Stone: This place is so old and decrepit, I can feel myself aging here. but if the action's hot, like it ususally is, then Delaware's gonna get some serious life injected into it.
Trey Parker: Riiiight. Anyways, the last finalist for the FSW championship will be decided in tonight's Main event, as Candace St Clair, after being briefly locked up, will face Avery Barnes. the Winner faces hunter, next week, for the FSW championship!
Matt Stone: I can't wait. THIS, should be good.
Trey Parker: Full agree with you Matt. But that's not all for tonight. Because following FSW, we go right to Brooklyn, to see the action of one of the most chaotic Events of the Year, Rumble in the Bronx.
Matt Stone: Indeed Trey, and it's going to be one helluva night. But now, it's go time!
Match#1
Harlow Kinsley VS Kimi Smalls
A low rumbling sweeps the arena, and the lights begin to flicker erratically. After a second or so of silence, "Waiting Room" by Switchblade Symphony begins to pick up, and Harlow Kinsley appears at the top of the entry ramp. Escorted by four security guards, she slowly marches her way to the ring with a distant expression. She occasionally tries to stop, maybe even interact with the visibly uncomfortable audience, but is quickly shoved back into pace by one of her guards.
Amy Schumer: Ladies and Gentlemen, our opening match, is set for one fall. Introducing first. HARLOW KINSLEY!
She enters the ring alone, sliding under the bottom rope while her escorts wait on the floor. She crawls at a painfully slow rate, stopping when she reaches the middle of the ring, and sits back on her heels... staring off into space, or at the ceiling, or at nothing in particular. It's hard to tell. After a little while, she stumbles to her feet and shakes off her general malaise.
"Won't Back Down" begins to play as Kimi Smalls skips out onto the stage with a devious smile on her face as she waves at the crowd.
Amy Schumer: Her opponent. Coming to you from Sleepy Hollow, New York, this… is… Kimi Smalls!
The smile never leaves Kimi's face as she makes her way to the ring, high fiving fans all of the way down before walking up the steps and wiping her feet off before entering the ring.
Trey Parker: It's time to begin the action.
Matt Stone: Let's get it on. Giggity!
The ref signals for the bell. Kimi comes charging out of the corner and leaps up for a dropkick, but Harlow rolls underneath and back to her feet, while Kimi lands flat on her back. Harlow lands a few kicks to the ribs of Kimi, then lands a dropkick to the same area. Harlow hooks the leg to pin.
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2
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Kimi kicks out.
Trey Parker: What a way to kick off FSW#6!
Matt Stone: A catfight at any time is good. And those two wantto kill ach other, it's getting me hard!
Trey Parker:....Not again.
Harlow picks Kimi up and knees her ribs, then lifts her up for a suplex, but drops her down in a reverse suplex! Harlow with the pinpin.
1
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2
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Kimi kicks out again.
Trey Parker: Kimi Smalls showing how tough she is.
Matt Stone: Perhaps.
Harlow kicks at Kimi’s ribs repeatedly, then picks her up, preparing for a Brainbuster, but Kimi reverses with a quick back body drop. Kimi then lifts her leg up for a vertical split, and drops it on the throat of Harlow. She keeps it on to pin.
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2
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Harlow gets her shoulder up.
Trey Parker: Close one there for Kimi Smalls.
Matt Stone: She'll have to do alot more then just that if she wants to win.
As Kimi gets to her feet, she collapses back down, grabbing at her ribcage. She stands up, however, and stands up to charge for a spear, but Harlow ducks out of the way, and Kimi runs her shoulder into the ringpost! Eventually, Kimi stumbles back, right into Harlow for a Full Nelson Suplex! Harlow lifts her up again for a quick Half Nelson suplex, and finally goes for a Dragon Suplex!
Crowd: SUPLEX CITY!
Harlow goes to pin.
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2
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KICKOUT!
Harlow goes to the ropes and climbs up high, leaping off for a leg drop…but Kimi rolls out of the way, and Harlow lands hard on her ass. Kimi gets to her feet first. She goes to the nearest corner, and jumps up, and turns around. But Harlow trips her. She follows that up by hitting the Sobredosis! Cover
1
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2
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3!!!
The ref rings the bell, as this match is over.
Amy Schumer: Here is your winner...HARLOW KINSLEY!
Trey Parker: That was a good way to start off the action tonight.
Matt Stone: Indeed. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to wipe up.
Trey Parker:....I'm gonna have to demand a raise if this sh$t keeps happening.