The Impossible Girl...
Oct 20, 2015 12:17:10 GMT -6
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Rosen Industries Headquarters
Manhattan, New York
Tuesday, 3:54 P.M. Eastern Standard Time
What the fuck was Tony thinking? I mean, Kurt's on crutches, barely able to stand, and T-Bird nearly blows his head off. I mean, I thought they were friends...
That's where Cassandra Baker, Tony's girlfriend and Rosen's new Chief Financial Officer, cuts her off at the pass.
Don't delude yourself, Abigail. Kurt and Tony were never friends. Hell, I'm all sorts of giddy he finally broomed that cokehead wanker from our circle. You know how many times I had to slap his grubby cockbeaters off my arse when Tony wasn't around? Plus, there were things about Kurt you didn't know. Believe me, if you did, you'd probably have done worse to him.
Still, I'm worried about T; dude's acting weird. I just found out he had his Fighter Talk disabled. Shady can't reach him, neither have Ruth nor Morgan. It's like our man's a ghost...
BOO! *Smacks both their asses*
CRAP! You damn near gave me a stroke, muthafucka!
*sly smirk* Inappropriate workplace behavior, Mr. Savage.
Says the woman who insisted that we do it on the break-room table. Dunno what Doc Rosen did when she fixed you up, but, that engine's been revved to the redline since your physical rehab finished.
Shit, Cass, I didn't know you were ill.
Nothing the new boss couldn't fix. Speaking of that, Dr. Rosen's nearly ready to hold her press conference downstairs.
Right, right. Hey, would it be alright if Metal joined us? Since she does subcontract for us, she should get a look at the new operation. Plus, what Amy's got to announce is huge; she's been working on this project since her time in EWC. Revolutionary shit; I mean, this is some Arthur C. Clarke super future tech stuff I can't even begin to wrap my mind around.
Like, what?
Trust me, Abs...you have to see it to believe it.
Ten minutes later, on the main floor of Rosen H.Q., the place is standing room only. Reporters from almost every news outlet, tech magazine and blog, and reps from multiple venues of industry are gathered around the podium.
Dr. Rosen: *approaches the podium*
Alzheimer's. Dementia. Epilepsy. Hydrocephalus. Stroke and concussion related cerebral damage. Even comas. Ladies and gentlemen, what if I told you, in ten years...
Those conditions I mentioned; they'll be no more of a problem that your average case of athlete's foot?
Obviously, our audience is a little skeptical, judging by the incredulous murmuring.
Oh, I completely understand your trepidations; when you tell people you can drag the moon down to their level, they start thinking you've been testing out too many of your beta stage drug prototypes on yourself. *laughs from the audience* But in all seriousness....
Ever since my wrestling days, I've been developing this technology. In fact, it was the wrestling business that inspired me to develop this medical marvel. Seeing all those great competitors who risked life and limb for what they loved to do, and the horrific consequences that came with the territory. Concussions are an unfortunate way of life in the game. But soon, a gamechanger to change all gamechangers is upon us...
Cerebral Transmogrification. The ability to literally change and even repair the human brain.
Reporter: Um, Dr., that's medically impossible...
Oh, you sweet, ignorant, narrow minded internet rag journalist; I know that's what your graduated from state university quack doctor tells you, but, Sweetie Pie...
I'm Dr. Amy Ester Rosen. I do 10 impossible things before my morning bagel.
The poor schmuck who just crammed his foot in his mouth enjoys a round of ridicule from his colleagues while the Doctor continues.
The human mind is the greatest, most potentially powerful computing system the world has ever seen, and yet...
It's pretty much a glorified potato clock that tells you when you have to take a dump!
Rosen Technologies has found a way to fix that clock when the spud goes bad. Through a process that involves electrochemical manipulation, nanotechnology that repairs each cell at the very molecular level, and a simple, yet, thorough regimen of cognitive and physical rehab, we can repair injuries that would take months, years, to never fully recover from, and not only can we expect full cognitive restoration in days, we can also significantly improve mental functions. Not only can we give people their lives back; we can make them better than ever.
Damn...*looks over at Tony*...little Miss Frankenstein can do that shit?
But Tony and Cass just shush her as the speech continues.
Now, the process isn't complete; our research is still a few years from full introduction to the public sector, but, we've already have a successful case of the technology working.
Less than 6 months ago, I found this young woman in dire straights. A horrible accident left her in a deep coma. Doctors told her family she would more than likely never come out of it, and if she did, there was no hope of a normal life for her. 6 months later, they were right; she wouldn't have a normal life. Because what myself and my wonderful staff have done...
Is give her an EXTRAORDINARYlife. And in return, she's been a blessing to all our lives...
Especially yours truly!She turns stage right and blows a kiss to somebody offstage.
I can give you all the specs, all the intel, all the schematics, but like the man said; the proof is in the pudding. So, allow me the pleasure, the HONOR, of introducing to the world, the greatest pudding cup even concocted...
My patient, my friend, my Impossible Girl....
MISS DIANNA BICKS!!
Are you...are you fucking serious? That crazy bitch was on the show last night....
Abbey, luv; show some respect.
Just...hear her out, Metal. Trust me, I thought she was crazy too, but, once you give her a chance...
You'll be the crazy one for not believing.
And out she walks to a stunned room. Her walk, posture, smooth, composed. No limping, no shaking or lapses. In fact, she moves across the stage with eerie agility and immaculate posture. She waives like a politician to the podium, about to give a rally speech to her campaign supporters.
She approaches the podium, takes a sip of water, gives Dr. Rosen a peck on the cheek, then...
Thank you, Doctor. What a beautiful day today. Warm, nice, bright sunny day. I like the light.
How can I not? Just a few months ago, I was living, figuratively and literally, in darkness
TBC after I get some lunch
Manhattan, New York
Tuesday, 3:54 P.M. Eastern Standard Time
What the fuck was Tony thinking? I mean, Kurt's on crutches, barely able to stand, and T-Bird nearly blows his head off. I mean, I thought they were friends...
That's where Cassandra Baker, Tony's girlfriend and Rosen's new Chief Financial Officer, cuts her off at the pass.
Don't delude yourself, Abigail. Kurt and Tony were never friends. Hell, I'm all sorts of giddy he finally broomed that cokehead wanker from our circle. You know how many times I had to slap his grubby cockbeaters off my arse when Tony wasn't around? Plus, there were things about Kurt you didn't know. Believe me, if you did, you'd probably have done worse to him.
Still, I'm worried about T; dude's acting weird. I just found out he had his Fighter Talk disabled. Shady can't reach him, neither have Ruth nor Morgan. It's like our man's a ghost...
BOO! *Smacks both their asses*
CRAP! You damn near gave me a stroke, muthafucka!
*sly smirk* Inappropriate workplace behavior, Mr. Savage.
Says the woman who insisted that we do it on the break-room table. Dunno what Doc Rosen did when she fixed you up, but, that engine's been revved to the redline since your physical rehab finished.
Shit, Cass, I didn't know you were ill.
Nothing the new boss couldn't fix. Speaking of that, Dr. Rosen's nearly ready to hold her press conference downstairs.
Right, right. Hey, would it be alright if Metal joined us? Since she does subcontract for us, she should get a look at the new operation. Plus, what Amy's got to announce is huge; she's been working on this project since her time in EWC. Revolutionary shit; I mean, this is some Arthur C. Clarke super future tech stuff I can't even begin to wrap my mind around.
Like, what?
Trust me, Abs...you have to see it to believe it.
Ten minutes later, on the main floor of Rosen H.Q., the place is standing room only. Reporters from almost every news outlet, tech magazine and blog, and reps from multiple venues of industry are gathered around the podium.
Dr. Rosen: *approaches the podium*
Alzheimer's. Dementia. Epilepsy. Hydrocephalus. Stroke and concussion related cerebral damage. Even comas. Ladies and gentlemen, what if I told you, in ten years...
Those conditions I mentioned; they'll be no more of a problem that your average case of athlete's foot?
Obviously, our audience is a little skeptical, judging by the incredulous murmuring.
Oh, I completely understand your trepidations; when you tell people you can drag the moon down to their level, they start thinking you've been testing out too many of your beta stage drug prototypes on yourself. *laughs from the audience* But in all seriousness....
Ever since my wrestling days, I've been developing this technology. In fact, it was the wrestling business that inspired me to develop this medical marvel. Seeing all those great competitors who risked life and limb for what they loved to do, and the horrific consequences that came with the territory. Concussions are an unfortunate way of life in the game. But soon, a gamechanger to change all gamechangers is upon us...
Cerebral Transmogrification. The ability to literally change and even repair the human brain.
Reporter: Um, Dr., that's medically impossible...
Oh, you sweet, ignorant, narrow minded internet rag journalist; I know that's what your graduated from state university quack doctor tells you, but, Sweetie Pie...
I'm Dr. Amy Ester Rosen. I do 10 impossible things before my morning bagel.
The poor schmuck who just crammed his foot in his mouth enjoys a round of ridicule from his colleagues while the Doctor continues.
The human mind is the greatest, most potentially powerful computing system the world has ever seen, and yet...
It's pretty much a glorified potato clock that tells you when you have to take a dump!
Rosen Technologies has found a way to fix that clock when the spud goes bad. Through a process that involves electrochemical manipulation, nanotechnology that repairs each cell at the very molecular level, and a simple, yet, thorough regimen of cognitive and physical rehab, we can repair injuries that would take months, years, to never fully recover from, and not only can we expect full cognitive restoration in days, we can also significantly improve mental functions. Not only can we give people their lives back; we can make them better than ever.
Damn...*looks over at Tony*...little Miss Frankenstein can do that shit?
But Tony and Cass just shush her as the speech continues.
Now, the process isn't complete; our research is still a few years from full introduction to the public sector, but, we've already have a successful case of the technology working.
Less than 6 months ago, I found this young woman in dire straights. A horrible accident left her in a deep coma. Doctors told her family she would more than likely never come out of it, and if she did, there was no hope of a normal life for her. 6 months later, they were right; she wouldn't have a normal life. Because what myself and my wonderful staff have done...
Is give her an EXTRAORDINARYlife. And in return, she's been a blessing to all our lives...
Especially yours truly!She turns stage right and blows a kiss to somebody offstage.
I can give you all the specs, all the intel, all the schematics, but like the man said; the proof is in the pudding. So, allow me the pleasure, the HONOR, of introducing to the world, the greatest pudding cup even concocted...
My patient, my friend, my Impossible Girl....
MISS DIANNA BICKS!!
Are you...are you fucking serious? That crazy bitch was on the show last night....
Abbey, luv; show some respect.
Just...hear her out, Metal. Trust me, I thought she was crazy too, but, once you give her a chance...
You'll be the crazy one for not believing.
And out she walks to a stunned room. Her walk, posture, smooth, composed. No limping, no shaking or lapses. In fact, she moves across the stage with eerie agility and immaculate posture. She waives like a politician to the podium, about to give a rally speech to her campaign supporters.
She approaches the podium, takes a sip of water, gives Dr. Rosen a peck on the cheek, then...
Thank you, Doctor. What a beautiful day today. Warm, nice, bright sunny day. I like the light.
How can I not? Just a few months ago, I was living, figuratively and literally, in darkness
TBC after I get some lunch