Post by James Duffman on Oct 25, 2015 22:09:22 GMT -6
WARNING: This live event contains stunts performed by professionals or under the supervision of professionals and maybe unsuitable for younger viewers. Accordingly EWC and it's producers must insist that no one attempt to recreate or re-enact any stunt or activity performed in this live event.
The Extreme Wrestling Corporation Presents
Future Starts of Wrestling
Episode#8
October 25th 2015
Live on Sundays 9/8 PM CST (ESPN, Spike, SkySports)
Brought to you by Under Armour, Sony and Dr Pepper
Live at the Norfolk Scope in Norfolk Virginia, on October 25th, 2015
Future Stars Of Wrestling
October 25th, 2015
Live at the Norfolk Scope in Norfolk Virginia, on October 25th, 2015
Commentators: Trey Parker and Matt Stone
Announcer: Amy Schumer
Backstage interviewer: Eric Compton
FSW Commissioner: James Duffman
Push Me By Black Stone plays, as the FSW logo appears over the Titantron, eliciting massive cheers for the sold out Norfolk Scope in Norfolk Virginia.
Trey Parker: Hot of the heels of an amazing world title match, the future is now. I'm Trey Parker and with me as always is broadcast partner and co-creator of south Park, Matt Stone.
Matt Stone: Yo.
Trey Parker: Unfortunately, a few of our wrestlers, including our main event, didn't show tonight, so this is going to be a short show.
Matt Stone: No skin off my back.
Trey Parker: That said, let's get to the action.
Trey Parker: Hot of the heels of an amazing world title match, the future is now. I'm Trey Parker and with me as always is broadcast partner and co-creator of south Park, Matt Stone.
Matt Stone: Yo.
Trey Parker: Unfortunately, a few of our wrestlers, including our main event, didn't show tonight, so this is going to be a short show.
Matt Stone: No skin off my back.
Trey Parker: That said, let's get to the action.
Show Opener
Rosetta Stone VS Danny Hall
The lights go out, before a woman’s voice comes through to speakers saying ‘Mirror, Mirror in the night, show a girl a little light.’ The lights come back up as Rotten To The Core begins to play and Rosetta enters head held high. As she is announced she flicks her hair and smiles wickedly. She struts down the ramp playfully wicked smile on her face the whole time. As she enters the ring the voice heard at the start of her entrance plays again this time saying ‘Mirror, Mirror, what does our future hold. Show me what happens when our stories unfold.’
Amy Schumer: The Following match is set for one fall. Introducing first. From New York City. Rosetta Stone!
"Loser" by Beck starts as Danny comes out in a Black Vest that reads 'WANTED:MOST HATED' and he strolls down to the ring slapping hands with his fans and occasionally to a sections with 'Kill Hall' signs until he gets to the ring then he slides under the ring and slouches in the corner.
Amy Schumer: And her opponent. From Chicago Illinois. Weighing in at 218 pounds...DANNY HALL!
Trey Parker: Well, this is Danny's debut here.
Matt Stone: We'll see how good he is. Or if his entrance theme fits the bill.
The referee calls for the opening bell and the two competitors circle each other before locking up. Rosetta opens early with an hammerlock, trying to establish control. She wrenches his arm. Danny manages to counter out of it and connects with a standing dropkick.
Trey Parker: The action is heating up quickly.
Matt Stone: Well, Danny's got something to prove, so DUH!
Rosetta gets to her feet, only to be taken down again with a swinging neckbreaker. Hall goes for a pinfall attempt, but Rosetta is able to kick out before the referee can get into position and even make a count.
Matt Stone: No luck for the newbie!
Rosetta manages to get back to her feet and avoid the standing dropkick attempt from Hall. Going on the attack, Rosetta connects with a standing dropkick of her own and then follows with a snap suplex.
Trey Parker: Rosetta Stone all fired up.
Matt Stone: Think she can teach us a new language or something?
Trey Parker:....Seriously dude?
Matt Stone: I've been saving that one.
Rosetta rolls through, hoisting Hall up and taking him down with another snap suplex and then rolling on top for a pin attempt.
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Kickout!
Trey Parker: No seriously...that's what you decided to go with?
Matt Stone: You should know by now I'm an obvious joke asshole Trey.
Rosetta gets to her feet, readying herself as Hall starts to get up and attempts to lock in a full nelson. Hall manages to fight out of the hold and connects side Russian legsweep. He gets back to his feet drops a fist down on Rosetta.
Hall shoots Rosetta into the ropes. He goes for another standing dropkick, but Rosetta is able to catch the ropes. She catches Hall with a running DDT, driving his head into the mat and going for the pin.
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Kickout!
As Hall is shown getting slowly to get back to his feet Krown and Murphy toss their headsets to the table and storm up the ramp and toward the back. Rosetta catches him with a small package.
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Both wrestlers manage to get to their feet. Rosetta shoots Hall into the ropes, but he holds on and reverses, dumping her over the top rope. Rosetta manages to catch herself and attempts to shoot herself into the ring with a springboard lariat.
Trey Parker: Both want this win bad here.
Matt Stone: No sh*t Sherlock.
The high risk maneuver does not pay off however as Hall has the move scouted. He manages to avoid the hit and takes Rosetta down with a running bulldog. This time, he goes for the cover.
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Shoulder up!
Danny picks Rosetta up off the mat, but she starts to fight back, shooting him into the ropes. However, and unfortunately for Rosetta, Danny is able to counter with a tornado DDT, driving Rosetta’s head into the mat.
Moving her near the corner, Hall pulls himself up and goes for his split-legged moonsault. However, all he catches are knees as he lands on Rosetta’s knees and bounces off.
Managing to get to her feet, Rosetta waits for Hall to recover, and then hits him with the Wicked Scheme. Cover!
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the ref calls for the bell, as this match is over.
Amy Schumer: Here is your winner...Rosetta Stone.
Matt Stone: Well, the theme fits.
Trey Parker: Sadly. Anyways, we'll be right back.