BREAKING: Drake Agency Releases Statement On EWC Paris Event

[Nordic Thunder]

It has been eighteen hours since the FNR event in Paris, France, and a camera has been summoned to the temporary office of DMA CEO and manager for the EWC tandem of Nordic Thunder, Xandria Drake. She wishes to address an incident that took place at the event.



As the cameraman sets up, Xandria can be seen sitting behind her temporary desk, her eyes fixated on a laptop, her left hand gripping the headphones that are broadcasting the accompanying audio. She stabs at the keypad with a fingertip and removes the headset, letting it fall to the desk.



Xandria Drake: Well, that was... enlightening. It’s amazing how much can be missed from being at ringside as compared to watching the show later.



Xandria turns the laptop around to show a still of the FNR Paris show. She closes the computer and gets up from the chair, walking around to the front of the desk and taking a seat on the edge, crossing her long, shapely legs. However, her demeanor has suddenly turned extremely icy.



Xandria Drake: Congratulations. You took a moment that these two had been working toward for most of their lives- a moment that they had been dreaming about since they were young- and you turned it into a JOKE. You allowed those two talentless hacks you call commentators to completely, absolutely and unequivocally take a steaming DUMP on what should have been the greatest moment for Nordic Thunder. You all- from those buffoons you call announcers all the way up to the management who ALLOW this to happen without consequence- should be ashamed of yourselves, even though I know damn well you’re all sitting back having a good laugh.



She pauses for a moment to let her words sink in.



Xandria Drake: Fortunately, as of yet, Marco and Jarkko haven’t seen this footage. They’re unaware that their long-awaited debut was mocked by a couple of idiots who, regrettably, are heard by many around the world. In all honesty, I am not looking forward to seeing their reaction when they inevitably do see this. And I truly pity the two that are next in line. Fortunately for us, we know that the next opponents will be considerably more of a challenge. It will be a much more interesting matchup. And I expect that pathetic excuse for a broadcast team to treat it as such. Last time I was on the other side of the ring, so I couldn’t hear anything. This time I will not make that same mistake. I will make sure I can hear every word. And if those two try it again, I swear I will bitchslap both of them back to the Western Hemisphere. They are absolutely unworthy of any sort of courtesy from me or from Nordic Thunder- and that is exactly what will be afforded them until we get a public apology for their actions. Pathetic. Absolutely pathetic.



Xandria gets up from the desk edge and quickly draws the edge of her hand across her throat repeatedly.



Xandria Drake: I’m done. Turn it off. I have work to do.



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