FSW#9 11/08/2015 in Greenville North Carolina

[James Duffman]

WARNING: This live event contains stunts performed by professionals or under the supervision of professionals and maybe unsuitable for younger viewers. Accordingly EWC and it's producers must insist that no one attempt to recreate or re-enact any stunt or activity performed in this live event.

The Extreme Wrestling Corporation Presents

Future Starts of Wrestling

Episode#9
November 8th 2015

Live on Sundays 9/8 PM CST (ESPN, Spike, SkySports)

Brought to you by Under Armour, Sony and Dr Pepper

Live at the Minges Coliseum in Greenville North Carolina, on November 8th, 2015

Future Stars Of Wrestling
November 8th, 2015
Live at the Minges Collesium in Greenville North Carolina on November 8th 2015
Commentators: Trey Parker and Matt Stone
Announcer: Amy Schumer
Backstage interviewer: Eric Compton
FSW Commissioner: James Duffman

Starting the show, the camera is taken to the back as a car comes pulling into the parking lot. Sitting in the car was Double X along with Kimi Smalls. Hunter with his shades on his face along wearing a sharp armani suit with a bit of a smirk on his face. He notice Kimi Smalls was looking over at the title as he smiles over at her. He place it on over his shoulder with a smirk.

Double X: I believe you and I will put on a great match if you win the chance tonight to go up against me for this title.

Kimi Smalls: Thank You, Jason.

That's when Marcellus Franklin comes into view wearing a suit of his own with a cigar in his hand. He looks over at Kimi just stares over her. He stood up to Hunter glares over at him with a grin.

Kingpin: Good luck tonight, sunshine.

He inhales the smoke from his cigar looking right over at Kimi as he blows it right into her face. Hunter pull Kimi out of the way but before he attempts to get in a shot. Marcellus grab Hunter by his throat and pick him and slam him hard on the top of the car. Kimi let out a scream as Hunter was lay out on the top of his car as Kimi glares over at Marcellus covering his body. Marcellus just smirks as he move his head to the side.

Kingpin : We'll see how boastful you feel after we're through in that ring tonight, Champ.

He just grins walking away as you could see EMTs came running over to checking on Hunter as Kimi looks on a bit worry.

Push Me By Black Stone plays, as the FSW logo appears over the Titantron, eliciting massive cheers for the sold out Minges Coliseum in Greenville North Carolina.

Trey Parker: Are you ready Greenville? I know I sure am, because things are gonna be non stop like my sex life. Welcome to FSW, I'm Trey Parker, and with me, my co-commentator and the other half of the creators of South Park, Matt Stone. and what a night we have tonight!

Matt Stone: You talk about your sex life? Bitch yours is done. But mine is like our feature match, the gauntlet. I run it all the time, and I always win.

Trey Parker: you only wish Matt. but yes, tonight's the gauntlet, and the prize? Winner faces the champ, double X, at Wrestlefest.

Matt Stone: Speaking of the champ, he just got laid out by Marcellus Franklin, so who knows if tonight's main event will be on.

Trey Parker: We'll just have to wait and see.

Matt Stone: Enough chit chat. it's time to bring out our first of two fighters.

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Gauntlet Run

Rosetta Stone
VS
Danny Hall
VS
Ronnie McNeil
VS
Avery Barnes
VS
Atlas
VS
Kimi Smalls

Match#1:
Rosetta Stone
VS
Danny Hall

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The lights go out, before a woman’s voice comes through to speakers saying ‘Mirror, Mirror in the night, show a girl a little light.’ The lights come back up as Rotten To The Core begins to play and Rosetta enters head held high. As she is announced she flicks her hair and smiles wickedly. She struts down the ramp playfully wicked smile on her face the whole time. As she enters the ring the voice heard at the start of her entrance plays again this time saying ‘Mirror, Mirror, what does our future hold. Show me what happens when our stories unfold.’

Amy Schumer: Ladies and Gentlemen, it's time for the Gauntlet. Introducing first. From New york city. Rosetta Stone!

Trey Parker: Well, Rosetta is up first.

Matt Stone: You're observation skills are impeccably annoying.

"Loser" by Beck starts as Danny comes out in a Black Vest that reads 'WANTED:MOST HATED' and he strolls down to the ring slapping hands with his fans and occasionally to a sections with 'Kill Hall' signs until he gets to the ring then he slides under the ring and slouches in the corner

Amy Schumer: And her opponent. From Chicago Illinois. Weighing in at 218 pounds. DANNY HALL!

The bell rings as the two competitors circle around each other. As Rosetta completes the full circle Danny Hall begins to laugh and then slaps Rosetta in the face. The fans fill the arena with "ooohhhh's" as Rosetta stands in the center of the ring with a look of shock on her face, the rage building up inside. Rosetta then attempts to lock up with Hall, but Hall just steps backwards and waves his hand in the air towards Rosetta as he starts to laugh once again.

Trey Parker: Well, Isn't he being a cocky sh*t!

Matt Stone: I love it when a man isn't afraid to put a woman in her place!

Hall then turns his back towards his opponent and Rosetta proves that she is fed up with Danny Hall's games as she delivers a boot to the back of Hall. Rosetta then continues the offense as she lands lefts and rights to the back of Danny Hall, sending him fleeing towards the corner.

Trey Parker: Rosetta Stone is fired up!

Matt Stone: Well, wouldn't you want to win?

Once in the corner Rosetta goes to work on Hall, kneeing the man in his midsection. Rosetta then climbs up to the second rope and starts to go to town on him. The fans begin to count in unison as Rosetta delivers the crushing blows.

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That's all though as Hall counters the shots to the head as he lowers his shoulder and sends Rosetta flying halfway across the ring. Rosetta bounces back up from Hall's counter though and heads towards the turnbuckle with a full head of steam and goes for an elbow shot to the head. Hall is one step ahead of Rosetta though and he dodges the flying elbow shot, which leaves Rosetta stunned near the turnbuckles.

Trey Parker: Danny Hall is in control.

Matt Stone: Firm control to boot.

Hall quickly senses that momentum is shifting and he runs to the turnbuckle, he connects with a shot to the head of Rosetta and adds a few more which leaves her dazed. Danny Hall then performs an Irish whip which sends Rosetta to the opposite turnbuckle, Hall then follows that up with a flying reverse elbow smash, which connects to Rosetta's face and sends her falling to the mat. Danny Hall quickly steps over the body of Rosetta and starts to taunt the fallen lady. Hall then lifts Rosetta to her knees and hammers her in the back a few times with crushing blows. Danny Hall then sets Rosetta up for a powerbomb and tosses his hands in the air to taunt the fans which causes the fans to fill the arena with boos. Hall then attempts to hoist Rosetta up, but she counters and performs a desperation back body drop, which causes the fans to pop!

Trey Parker: This could be the turning point.

Matt Stone: Anything's possible dude.

Rosetta gets up to her feet first as she waits for Hall to pull himself up using the ropes. Once Hall does, Rosetta acts like she's going for a superkick but stops and pokes Danny Hall right in the eyes! Hall staggers backwards into the turnbuckle. Rosetta taunts Danny, which causes Danny to charge at Rosetta. Rosetta dodges a clothesline attempt, and connects with the Wicked Scheme. Cover!

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The Ref rings the bell, as this match is over.

Amy Schumer: Danny Hall, has been eliminated.

Trey Parker: Well, Rosetta takes the win.

Matt Stone: She had to resort to dirty tactics. And it proved to be effective for that devious lady.

Trey Parker: We'll be right back after this commercial break, where Rosetta will continue her run of the gauntlet.

[James Duffman]

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Match#2:

Rosetta Stone
VS
Ronnie McNeil

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We're back from commercial break. Rosetta Stone is patiently awaiting her opponent. The arena goes dark. A winged ankh appears on the screen...

I'm a born sinner
But I die better than that, swear
I was born sinning
But I live better than that (better tonight)
If you ain’t fucking with that
I don’t care (yeah, yeah, yeah)

A spotlight shines down upon Ronnie as he just stands there in his hooded vest, hood over his head, bouncing from side to side, before making his slow walk towards the ring.

Amy Schumer: Introducing next. From Birmingham, Alabama, weighing in at 247 pounds....Ronnie McNeil!

Sometimes I brag like Hov
Born sinner, the opposite of a winner
Sometimes I brag like Hov
Born sinner, the opposite of a winner
Sometimes I brag like Hov
Born sinner, the opposite of a winner
Sometimes I brag like Hov
Now I'm in the limelight cause I rhyme tight
Time to get paid, blow up like the World Trade

Ronnie slowly walks up the ring steps, and steps through the ropes. He then stands on the middle turnbuckle, one arm raised, before dropping down.

Trey Parker: Here's a guy who has had some main roster experience, so what he'll do here should be good.

Matt Stone: Didn't he lose in a bad way to a few people?

Trey Parker: Well, he did have a blood feud with Ruthless Aggression, and was humbled, so to speak.

The bell rings, and Ronnie goes fora clothesline, but Rosetta ducked under the blow and when Ronnie turned rocked him with a right hand. He swung again and Rosetta ducked under it and staggered him backwards with two hard right hands. Each time she'd duck under a right or left and rock her opponent, he seemed to become more and more angry.

Trey Parker: A cat and mouse game in the early goings.

Matt Stone: Smart move on Rosetta, but he'll eventually catch her.

Again Ronnie tries to grab the woman but she ducks under it again, and when he turns, hits a beautiful spinning heel kick to the jaw. Ronnie staggers into the corner and leans back on the turnbuckles. Still, through all the punches and kicks Ronnie is not left his feet.

Rosetta takes a running start and uses the ropes to climb the length of Ronnie's body and hits a huge enziguri. While she is still half mounted on Ronnie she grabs him in a bulldog and tries to leap off the turnbuckles but Ronnie shoves her off.

Matt Stone: Well, he did catch her.

Trey Parker: Indeed.

Rosetta had a look that was a mixture of anger and surprise. She slowly rose back to her feet as Ronnie came out of the corner with a grin. Rosetta could be seen saying something to Ronnie then she ducked under another clothesline attempt. She races to the other side of the ring and bounces off the ropes, but this time Ronnie was ready.

When Rosetta returned Ronnie lifted his leg for a big boot but the smaller woman dropped to her knees and slid under the boot. Ronnie's foot came crashing back to the mat and he spun around with his eyes narrowed. Rosetta offered little more then a smile and made her finger gun motion at the monster.

Trey Parker: Inspite wrestling one match, Rosetta's confidence hasn't wavered at all.

Matt Stone: Well she's a bit crazy to think it's all to easy.

The two rushed at each other and again she ducked under a obvious clothesline and jumped onto the middle rope. She used the middle rope to springboard without ever wondering why the blow seemed to obvious. Ronnie turned and smashed Rosetta with a huge European uppercut. Rosetta hit the mat with a crash and rolled almost out cold.

Trey Parker: Wow. What strength!

Matt Stone: Yeah no kidding. Look how hard it was to take him down in the first place. Thenagain, she's already suffering from fatigue.

Ronnie stood still as a statue staring down at the woman breathing hard through his nose. When Rosetta began to stir by gently rolling to her side Ronnie closed the distance with two long strides. He took her wrist and pulled her to her feet without releasing her wrist.

With one hand Ronnie made her gun motion and then yanked her forward into a huge short arm clothesline that nearly turned Rosetta inside out. Ronnie held onto her wrist and again pulled her almost limp body up again and hit a second clothesline then released her wrist.

Ronnie dropped down into the cover.
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KICKOUT!

Trey Parker: Close on the first attempt!

Ronnie again pulls Rosetta to her feet but when he throws his right hand she ducks and kicks him square in the stomach. A sidekick with all the force she can muster. It doubles him over then she runs to the ropes, rebounds and takes his head, flips over the top of him and hits a huge neck breaker.

Rosetta however can't take advantage. As soon as she hits the mat the two just lay there. The referee begins his ten count. On six Ronnie begins stirring and on eight Rosetta begins to pull herself up by the ropes. Both get to their feet by ten. Ronnie looks around for Rosetta and when he turns around fully Rosetta launches herself off the ropes and hits a huge running dropkick.

Rosetta rolls into the cover.

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Rosetta staggers back to her feet and intertwines her feet with Ronnie's. Ronnie fights the figure four for a few seconds before She then proceeds to back bend and grab his chin with both hands and and yank them backwards. It's then that he does a full push up with Rosetta on his back. From there he slides his knees under it and reaches back. The move is broken up and is turned into a huge sidewalk slam that almost sends Rosetta through the ring. Ronnie hooks the leg!

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Matt Stone: Now that was an impressive way to get out of a figure four.

Ronnie pulls Rosetta back to her feet and drags her over into the corner. Once in the corner Ronnie lifts Rosetta up choke style and drops her on the top rope. Rosetta throws rights and lefts of her own to keep him from climbing the ropes. After three attempts to climb the turnbuckles and Rosetta not allowing it Ronnie roars and hits a second European uppercut.

Rosetta's body, much like a rag doll, jolts on the top rope and Ronnie touches his lip then climbs the turnbuckles.

Trey Parker: Oh man, this could break her.

Matt Stone: It's Superplex time!

Sure enough Ronnie locks her up like he is going for a superplex, but Rosetta shoves him as hard as she can out of desperation and Ronnie crashes to the mat on his neck and shoulders. Rosetta leans forward and collapses off the top rope to the mat below.

Ronnie touches his face and shakes his head to clear away the fog as Rosetta pulls herself up by the ropes. When Ronnie turns Rosetta throws all her eggs together. Her legs bicycle and she extends her leg, almost taking Ronnie across the side of the head.

Matt Stone: Swing and a miss!

Rosetta tries to get her bearings, but is grabbed by Ronnie, who hits her with the burn Notice. Cover!

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The referee rings the bell, as this match is over!

Amy Schumer: Rosetta Stone, has been eliminated.

The crowd pops loudly, as Ronnie makes his way up top his feet, and sends Rosetta out of the ring.

Trey Parker: Ronnie McNeil advances, and we'll see who he faces, after this commercial break.

[James Duffman]

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Match#3:

Ronnie McNeil
VS
Avery Barnes

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We're back from commercial break, and immediately, the arena lights dim as the opening beats of the song begin to play out. As soon as the vocals kick in, there stands Avery Barnes at the top of the ramp getting into the groove, dancing about and wanting those in attendance to at the very least clap along. Her dance moves leave much to be desired, however, but she demonstrates her lack of shame as she rocks her hips and shoulders and arms like no one's even watching.

She sets off towards the ring with a spring in her step, not so much dancing anymore as she is just feeding off of positivity and good vibrations - she's not at all shy about greeting the lucky fans sitting close enough to be given high fives or hand shakes or even a very quick selfie if they're lucky. Or cute.

Amy Schumer: Introducing next. From Portland Oregon. AVERY BARNES!

Using the stairs to get to the apron and into the ring proper, Avery does a turning spin and blows a kiss to the crowd. She's loving it, the appreciation, the affection, the applause, and she wears a wide smile as she stands near the ropes and waits for the match to begin in earnest.

Trey Parker: Avery Barnes looks especially fired up tonight.

Matt Stone: It's her one shot at redemption Trey.

The referee rings the bell. Avery stares a hole into Ronnie, with a look of determination in her eyes. The two lock up. Ronnie shoves Avery backwards, sending her toppling over backwards. Avery is quick to her feet, but is promptly knocked back down with a strong clothesline from Ronnie. Avery holds her neck in pain, but once again, doesn't let it bother her as she is back up. When she is back on her feet with speed, she is cornered in a turnbuckle, where Ronnie begins to lay into her with rights and lefts. Finally, the referee squeezes in between the two, and pushes Ronnie back towards the center of the ring. Ronnie puts his hands off, symbolizing that he's going to back off, but Avery certainly hasn't had enough yet, when she runs straight into Ronnie, catching him off guard with a thunderous drop kick. She then squats down in the position, ready for Ronnie to scramble back up to his feet.

Trey Parker: This match has had some good action to it thus far.

Matt Stone: No doubt. This is afterall a chance to face Double X at Wrestlefest!

When Ronnie does get up, he is greeted with a Lou Thez press, and Avery then lays into Ronnie with a series of rights and lefts of her own, clearly more aggravated that Ronnie struck her with fists first. The ref appears to be ready to break it up again, but he is cut off when Ronnie shoves Avery off aggressively, and is back up to his feet almost immediately after Avery, but Avery is ready before Ronnie is. This becomes apparent when Avery dives straight into Ronnie once more, knocking him back into a turnbuckle. She lays into Ronnie with a mixture of punches and kicks, and begins a mudhole stomping that gets another mixed reaction from the crowd.

Trey Parker: This is rather unusual for Avery.

Matt Stone: Think something might have snapped inside of her after losing the title match?

Avery concludes this stomping traditionally, smirking. Avery backs up, and struts to the other side of the ring with a look of confidence. Ronnie, who is more dazed than anything, makes his way back to his feet, but is slammed back into the corner when Avery dives into him again. She whips Ronnie into another turnbuckle, and when Ronnie comes back, Avery kicks her right foot up into Ronnie's side, and Ronnie catches it. Ronnie holds the leg and completes a trap suplex, which sends Avery down to her knees, more dazed than before.

Trey Parker: Ronnie McNeil, back in control.

Matt Stone: Oh hell yeah he is!

Ronnie then pushes himself up to the second turnbuckle, and dives off of it, dropkicking Avery in the face. Ronnie then struts around the ring some more, taking in the mixed reaction, although it seems that the majority of the fans are on Avery's side. Ronnie slowly waits for Avery to climb to her feet, and stumbles around a bit, as Ronnie watches with amusement. He takes a few steps back, and prepares to run into Avery, but at the last moment, Avery who previously was rubbing the back of her neck, spins around, and clocks Ronnie backwards with a huge backfist, knocking him to his ass in surprise as Avery drops to a knee. Avery slowly climbs to her feet, but by this time, Ronnie is partially recuperated, and slams his arm into Avery's throat in another devastating clothesline. Avery stays down for a bit, but Ronnie pulls her back up by the hair, and swings Avery over his shoulder with ease, delivering a hard Alabama slam to Avery, who rolls over onto her back, then his stomach, and her back again, in pain. Wasting no time, Ronnie picks Avery up, and hits the Burn Notice. Cover!

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The bell rings, as this one is over.

Amy Schumer: Avery Barnes has been eliminated.

Matt Stone: Well, goodbye sweet tits.

Trey Parker: Ronnie used all that momentum he had before to make quick work. and once again, we'll be right back.

[James Duffman]

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Match#4:

Ronnie McNeil
VS
Atlas

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Ronnie McNeil is seen catching his breath still coming back from commercial. We then see, the manager of Atlas, Carlos Vitória, walks out to the top of the rampway After that, Atlas’s theme song starts to play all around the arena. Atlas then appears in the top of the entrance ramp. He just walks to the ring with a completely serious expression, accompanied by Vitória who has an enormous smile in his face.

Amy Schumer: Ladies and gentlemen, introducing next. Making his debut tonight. from Chicago Illinois. Weighing in at 245 pounds. ATLAS!

Trey Parker: You heard right folks. This is Atlas, and he's making his debut tonight.

Matt Stone: Wouldn't it be kinda unfair if he did somehow won it all?

Trey Parker: Doubt it. It's fair game, no matter what.

The bell rings. Ronnie simply stares at Atlas while Atlas has a huge smile on his face. Ronnie wastes little time as he sprints for a lariat. Atlas steps out of the way as McNeil connects chest first with the turnbuckles. He staggers backwards as Atlas puts him into a half nelson. Ronnie doesn't move an inch off the ground as Atlas was attempting for a half nelson suplex. Ronnie starts to elbow the face of Atlas as the half nelson hold is released. Atlas holds his nose as McNeil turns around looking for a windmill chop. Atlas ducks down as McNeil completes the spin around. He stops having his back turned to Atlas again as Atlas waistlocks him and goes for a german suplex. McNeil flips out and lands on his feet. Atlas kips back up as both men look at one another as the crowd cheers a little bit.

Trey Parker: The crowd has been really hot all night for this gauntlet.

Matt Stone: Hell yeah Trey.

Atlas shoots in looking for a move as Ronnie pushes him past. Atlas bounces off the ropes as Ronnie ducks down. Once Atlas comes back, McNeil lifts him up in the air, looking for a back body drop. Atlas lands on his feet, waiting for McNeil to turn around. Once Ronnie McNeil does, Atlas rears back going for a big boot. McNeil catches the foot and throws it which causes Atlas to spin. Once he completes the spin, he leaps for an enziguri. McNeil ducks it down as Atlas hits the mat. McNeil goes into the corner quickly as he stomps the mat, looking for the yakuza kick! Once Atlas makes his way back up to his feet, Ronnie sprints and once he gets close to Atlas, he lifts his foot into the air. Atlas catches the foot of Ronnie McNeil now as McNeil hops up and down on one leg. Using his strength, Atlas pushes leg of McNeil backwards as McNeil lands on his back.

Trey Parker: Now this is pure strength on display.

Matt Stone: Strength isn't everything, but it's damn impressive regardless.

Ronnie McNeil gets back up to his feet as Atlas looks onward, figuring out his next move as is McNeil. Atlas throws his hands up for a knuckle lock but Ronnie doesn't appear to interested. Ronnie looks focused yet, looking for the home run. Both men say to hell with it and meet in the middle of the ring, starting to exchange forearm strikes. Due to be the bigger of the two, Ronnie gets the better of the exchange as he throws his arm across Atlas. He then drives him over his knee with a STO backbreaker before lifting Atlas back up into the air with a reverse STO! The crowd cheers for a cool combination as Ronnie wastes little time in covering.

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Atlas gets his shoulder off the mat as not nearly enough has been done at this point. Ronnie goes right back to work, pulling Atlas up. Atlas fires back with some life as he elbows Ronnie in the stomach. Ronnie staggers backwards as Atlas leaps to his feet and dropkicks Ronnie in the face. Ronnie gets back up as Atlas dropkicks him again. Ronnie stays down this time as Atlas leans against the ropes, holding his back.

Trey Parker: The big guy with that dropkick!

Matt Stone: He might just be more then pure muscle.

Both men are at a standoff here as the crowd cheers. Its been surprisingly even so far (all things considered for Ronnie) as Ronnie stands in the corner. Atlas takes this chance to run towards the corner and go for a big splash. Ronnie moves out of the way as Atlas finds himself on the outside of the ring. Ronnie heads up to the top turnbuckle, facing the crowd. Once Atlas has gotten back to his feet, Ronnie jumps off with a crossbody but Atlas catches him! He then runs full force into the ring post, making impact on the back of Ronnie McNeil. Atlas doesn't release him as he slides him into the ring. He rolls back in himself as he gets back up to his feet. Ronnie holds his back as Atlas jumps into the air for a double foot stomp. Ronnie narrowly avoids it as he gets back up to his feet. The crowd cheers again as its still a stalemate. Atlas's manager, Carlos Vitória, is seen with a big smile, and clapping.

Trey Parker: This is intense man!

Matt Stone: It's like wild bulls are about to charge!

The crowd goes silent as neither man makes a move for a moment. Then like two bulls rushing towards each other, they both lift up their legs and kick each other in the chest! Atlas strikes again with another kick, then a third, a forth and follows with a fifth. Ronnie is taking it all in stride as he yells out a scream of fury as he starts to do the exact same thing to Atlas! After both men's chest are red from the kicks, Ronnie keeps on it as he has the advantage. He kicks Atlas in the stomach before lifting him up into the air and then hoists him up. But the fatigue at thispoint is evident, as he can't complete the move, and thus Atlas counters it, dropping him with a hanging vertical suplex. The crowd pops loudly!

Ronnie slowly gets up, as Atlas awaits. Atlas goes for his Adeus, and knocks ronnie right out. Atlas with the cover!

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The bell rings, as this match is over.

Amy Schumer: Ronnie McNeil, has been eliminated.

Trey Parker: What a run by Ronnie McNeil.

Matt Stone: All good things must come to an end. See you next time Ronnie.

Ronnie slowly gets out of the ring, and kicks the steel steps in frustration. That's the last thing we see, as we head to another commercial break.

[James Duffman]

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Match#5:

Atlas
VS
Kimi Smalls

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We cut back from commercial break, and Atlas's manager, Carlos Vitória, is seen talking with Atlas, getting him hyped up. that's when "Won't Back Down" begins to play as Kimi Smalls skips out onto the stage with a devious smile on her face as she waves at the crowd. She mouths along to all of P!nk's parts as the look on her face grows more serious.

Amy Schumer: Introducing next. Coming to you from Sleepy Hollow, New York, this… is… Kimi Smalls!

After being announced, she makes her way down the ramp, high-fiving the fans as she makes her way to the ring, even pausing for a couple of selfies before making her way up onto the ring apron. She saunters to the middle of the side of the ring and dances a bit before launching herself over the ropes. She continues playing up the crowd as she goes to a corner and does a round-off/back handspring combo before leaning against the ropes as she waits for the match to begin.

Trey Parker: This is it.

Matt Stone: Kimi VS Atlas, in our final match, and this could be where the big guy sows pure dominance.

When the match began Kimi did her best to keep out of Atlas's reach. Every time the big guy would get close enough Kimi would snap off a quick kick to the knee or jab to the jaw and dance out of range before Atlas could get close enough.

Atlas spent a few minutes cornering Kimi but just as Kimi's back reached the corner Atlas lunged and Kimi ducked under his arms. When Atlas turned Kimi rocked him with a hard right hand. Atlas's head snapped to the side only to look back at the smaller Kimi with amusement in his eyes.

Trey Parker: Kimi with the hit and run offensive.

Matt Stone: Atlas ain't even worried.

Kimi backed out of the corner and Atlas closed the distance in two steps and grabbed her by the sides. Atlas launched Kimi halfway across the ring into the corner. Two more half sprinting strides carried Atlas to the corner where he would have folded Kimi in half if not for her quickness.

Trey Parker: This doesn't look good for Kimi Smalls.

Matt Stone: She would have had a chance against anybody else. But Atlas in his first night has already shown he's good.

Kimi exploded out of the corner and again ducked under Atlas's arms and the big man slammed into the turnbuckle. Atlas slammed into the turnbuckle and turned very slowly and locked eyes on Kimi. To her credit Kimi showed no fear when the big man turned to face him.

Trey Parker: I have to give Kimi credit. She is facing Atlas without fear.

Matt Stone: A gutsy dead body is still a dead body. Sooner or later Atlas is going to get his hands on her.

Atlas turned into a standing dropkick from Kimi that knocked him back into the corner. Kimi followed it up by trying to run up the length of Atlas for a enziguri but Atlas used his own momentum. When he reached the top most arch Atlas grabbed him by the chest and lifted military press style.

Matt Stone: Ha! He got a nice grope.

Trey Parker: Bet Double x wouldn't like that.

When Kimi reached his highest point Atlas didn't wait, he dropped Kimi down on his shoulder and then drilled herm into the mat with enough force to shake the entire ring. Atlas reared up on a single knee and looked up at the referee.

Trey Parker: She might have been knocked out.

Matt Stone: And that's all she wrote!

Atlas leaned down and hooked the leg for a long two count, but the firecracker got his shoulder up. Atlas only nodded almost happily and pulled Kimi up by the hair. Two hard right hand keep Kimi more or less complacent until Atlas leaned into her shoulder and whipped Kimi across the ring into the ropes.

Kimi rebounded off the ropes and Atlas tried for a clothesline but Kimi ducked under it again and kept running. Kimi hit the ropes again to gain more momentum and when Atlas turned Kimi rocked him with a huge clothesline that staggered the big man. Kimi looked from Atlas to the ropes behind him then hit a second rebounding clothesline but Atlas was still on his feet.

Trey Parker: Atlas is still standing!

Matt Stone: She's gonna have to do more then that to take this man down.

Atlas was staggered and when Kimi hit the ropes a third time, she somehow dropped the big man with a Thez Press and began to hammer hard right hands. The crowd, seeing one of their favorite moves from Kimi erupted in cheers. Kimi railed off five or six hard punches then took off to the ropes again. She hit the ropes as Atlas was getting back to his feet.

A second time Kimi tried the Enziguri and a second time Atlas had it scouted. When Kimi tried to half run up his side Atlas wrapped his arms around Kimi's stomach and stood. Using the momentum from standing so quickly Atlas hit a belly to belly that launched Kimi cross the ring to land bouncing at the far end of the ring.

Kimi rolled through the belly to belly and fell to the floor. Atlas was slow to climb back to his feet showing signs that the constant onslaught by the smaller Kimi was getting to him. Kimi was lying on the floor of the arena. The camera picked up Kimi ask if anyone got the license plate of that truck.

Trey Parker: Atlas showing off his power. Kimi has to be careful here.

Matt Stone: Atlas could crush her like a cockroach.

Kimi was climbed up to her knees when Atlas was climbing through the ropes. When Atlas jumped down off the apron Kimi exploded and grabbed Atlas by the head driving him face down onto the floor.

Trey Parker: Kimi Smalls with the DDT!

Matt Stone: Won't matter much to score if they're outside.

Kimi stays on her knees looking down at Atlas and wondering how she is going to get the big man into the ring. Kimi pulls Atlas to his feet and rolls him into the ring but it takes a minute (and a couple count breaks) due to Atlas's size. Kimi slid into the cover and hooked the leg.


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Trey Parker: Atlas kicked out!

Matt Stone: Who knows? If Kimi hit that DDT in the ring, it may have been different.

Kimi leaned up on his knees and looked at the referee and then stood and took a single step back. He measured Atlas and when the big man rose to his feet Kimi tried for the Rising Sun again, but this time Atlas shoved her away, before smashing Kimi with the Adeus. Cover!

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The referee rings the bell, signifying that the gauntlet wasover.

Amy Schumer: Ladies and gentlemen. The winner of this gauntlet, and new, Number oe contender for the FSW championship...Atlas!

Trey Parker: And there you have it folks, Atlas has become the new number one contender!

Matt Stone: It was non stop until the end.

The entire crowd is cheering loudly, as everyone leaves the ring. Carlos Vitória walks beside Atlas, before getting up close to a camera.

Carlos Vitória; Double X...champ! We're coming for ya. This time, you're the one being hunted.

We cut to final commercial of the night.

[James Duffman]

Marcellus Franklin
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Double X

Pre-match Segment Writer: Jason Anderson The Boss

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We are back from final commercial, as our main event is about to (possibly) begin. Immediately, the instrumental opening of 'Try Me' begins to play as the tron pans up on a dark shot of a very, very large man wearing a pinstripe suit. It reaches the face of Kingpin. He speaks.

Kingpin: The House... always wins.

The lyrics come in right on cue and out walks Kingpin in nice dress shoes and pinstripe slacks, a wifebeater shirt and suspenders, with his matching coat in his right hand draped over his shoulder. His face never leaves the ring. He takes his time getting down the ramp and ascends the steel steps. Kingpin puts his coat on the turnbuckle before walking over the top rope.

Amy Schumer: Ladies and gentlemen. It's time for tonight's Main event. introducing First. From Compton California. Weighing in at 350 pounds. Marcellus Franklin!

Marcellus was standing inside of the ring with a grin on his face. He was about to walk over to grab a microphone but that when “Remember The Name” came blasting over the speakers. Marcellus just grins softly as James Duffman wearing his suit with his glass of whiskey in his hand. Hunter in his wrestling gear with a microphone in his hand glaring right now at him inside of the ring. He wearing the title over his right shoulder looking right over at him inside of the ring with a smirk.

Double X: You might have believe you took me out but look at who still standing in front of you. The FSW Champion which is me. Tonight you might have believe you took me out and just might believe you will do the same thing right down inside of that ring but you will wish you NEVER cross me!

He looks right at him as Marcellus just lean over the ropes just grining from ear to ear. Jason switch his title over to his left shoulder as he looks right over at James.

Double X: I know you have given me the chance to become the first ever Champion. I am very happy you have done that but as champion I would like too.. oh no.. not ask but demand this order to happen. If that piece of sh*t that is standing inside of that ring beat me tonight... Give that son of a bitch a shot along with the winner of tonight match against me at Wrestlefest. Buttttttt if he doesn’t.

Double X just grins as he looks down over at Marcellus as he spoke the last words.

Double X: As long I am the champion here at FSW for one whole year he will not be able to get shot for FSW title.

Marcellus just nods as he just laughs as he looks up at James Duffman as the crowd waited for him to answer. James scratch his chin as he looks over at Double X with a bit of a smirk.

James Duffman: You truly is the son of X. You want to walk around here and give demand here and there. As long I am around Jason my name is what reading across the door back there, I will call the shots. So don't try to make demands with me. You saw how it worked with the so called 'Elite'. But I like you idea. Not because you demand it but I am doing this because I believe it is a way to place FSW on the map and to show to Brawl and Rampage we here at FSW might be full of up and comers but they need to watch their back. The wrestlers on this show will be ready to take anyone spot up there. Plus it shows one those who have earned their way without resorting to to much violence, deserve it over those who would use such tactics. So you have it.. If you Marcellus beat Jason aka Double X... or whatever he calling himself right now tonight. You will and tonight winner will be up against him for the title at Wrestlfest but if you lose tonight. As long He is champion for a whole year you will NOT get a chance for the FSW title.

Marcellus just nods as Double X just smirk looking down at him as they both agree to the terms. James looks over at them both shaking his head taking his shot to his head.

James: So it settle start the damn match!

James goes into the back as 'homegrown' By Lynyrd Skynyrd came blasting over the speakers again as he start down the ramp. Amy doesn't even bother introducing Double X, as he's clearly pissed off right now.

Trey Parker: Don't blame Amy for just getting out of there.

Matt Stone: Neither do I.

The bell sounds and the two men come to the middle of the ring. They lock-up in a collar and elbow tie-up, Kingpin trying to use his greater size to bully Double X around the ring. Double X holds his own, pushing back and keeping Kingpin from being able to just manhandle him like usual. Double X steps to the side to try to take an advantage but can’t get the leverage on his taller opponent. Kingpin scoops Double X up and goes to slam him but Double X holds on and brings him down for an inside cradle. Kingpin blocks it on the way down and stands back up into a fallaway slam. Double X crashes to the mat as the crowd gasps at the show of strength by Kingpin.

Matt Stone: Kingpin is on a tear tonight.

Trey Parker: That's an understatement. The crowd can't believe this.

Matt Stone: Well....BELIEVE IT!

While Trey Groans at his partner for accidentally using one of the most infamous catchphrases in animie, Double X gets back to his feet near the corner and Kingpin comes rushing in for a big clothesline attempt. Double X sidesteps him and waves Kingpin by so that Kingpin crashes into the turnbuckles chest first. he bounces back and Double X rolls him up into a schoolboy.

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Both men get to their feet and Kingpin swings for a big clothesline again. Double X ducks it and tries for a belly to back suplex. Kingpin manages to flip through and lands on his feet behind Double X. He grabs Double X around the waist and runs him into the corner. Double X hits hard and Kingpin spins into a backslide attempt.

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Trey Parker: Thus far it's all Kingpin.

Matt Stone: Well the attack from earlier probably helped. Then again, I doubt he needed.

Trey Parker: Because the house always wins?

Matt Stone: Exactly Trey.

Kingpin gets to his feet and boots the rising Double X in the mouth. Double X crashes back into the turnbuckles and Kingpin hits him with running clothesline that crushes him back into the corner hard. Kingpin climbs up onto the second turnbuckle and starts pounding down with punches. Double X goes to cover up but Kingpin keeps firing down, busting Double X open above the eyebrows. Double X grabs Kingpin by the legs, runs out of the corner and hits a big spine buster that rattles the ring and makes the crowd gasp for him.

Trey Parker: Dear God!

Matt Stone: That was a good one.

Trey Parker: Kingpin definitely didn’t see that one coming.

Double X pulls Kingpin back up and hits another spinebuster before hooking the far leg.

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Double X drags Kingpin up and eats a fist to the gut for his trouble. Double X blasts Kingpin with a right hand and Kingpin fires back, drawing more blood. Double X smashes back with another right and blood start trickling from Kingpin’ forehead as well. they trade shots, Kingpin, Double X, Kingpin, Double X, Kingpin, Double X, Kingpin, Double X, Kingpin, Double X. Kingpin comes back with a kick to the gut and then goes for a big boot but Double X ducks it and runs to the ropes. On the rebound, Kingpin catches him coming in for a spinning sidewalk slam.

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Trey Parker: That looked like it shook the ring.

Matt Stone: Yeah I agree with you man.

Kingpin backs up as Double X gets to his feet and then charges for the Gang Bang. Kingpin pulls Double X up and shoots him to the ropes. As Double X rebounds off the ropes, Kingpin moves in and drills him with the Jawbreaker.

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Kingpin gets up and starts stomping away on Double X on the mat, stomping a mudhole in him before walking it dry. He then crouches down like a hawk waiting for it’s prey to present itself. Double X slowly starts to get up and Kingpin nods before picking Double X up, going for House rules, but before he could land it, Double X wriggles free, and quickly springboards off the top rope, and hits a massive shining wizard, which knocks Kingpin down hard.

Trey Parker: Damn. That was a hard kick.

Matt Stone: No kidding. I felt that.

Seeing his opportunity, Double X quickly climps to the top rope, and hits the Hunter Score. Cover!

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The referee rings the bell, as this match is over.

Amy Schumer: Here is your winner.....JASON PARK HUNTER!

Trey Parker: Damn. Well looks like the house doesn't always win, and this time, it was quite costly, as Kingpin can't fight for the FSW title for one year, so as long as Double X is champ.

Matt Stone: I'm...I'm at a loss for words. The deck was clearly against the champion tonight.

Trey Parker: Maybe, but that proves nothing. Now the next thing for the champ is defending the title at Wrestlefest. See ya next time

The camera picture fades out, and into the FSW Logo.

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SEE YOU NEXT TIME IN

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QUICK RESULTS RECAP

Atlas won the 6 Man gantlet (which included Rosetta Stone, Danny Hall, Ronnie McNeil, Avery Barnes, and Kimi Smalls) to become #1 contender for FSW championship.

Double X DEFEATED Marcellus Franklin