Post by PARAMOUNT on Jan 27, 2016 22:20:54 GMT -6
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Episode 11
January 23rd, 2016
trying to fight “Eat the Mat” knowing what it could do! We see a test of strength between the two as Atlas slowly gets to his feet, pulling his arms out of it. Atlas twists it and kicks Double X to the midsection and quickly nails a DDT on the cement! Atlas is too winded to even go for a cover, he just pulls himself up on the door, As Double X rolls over onto his stomach, Atlas’ eyes open wide and he quickly moves in and stomps on the arm multiple times!!! As he quickly moves into the STK!!!
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Episode 11
January 23rd, 2016
Live! at the TOYOTA CENTER in Houston, Texas, on January 23rd, 2016
FSW video package begins with Wrestlefest highlights of the match between Atlas and Jason Park Hunter
Atlas shakes his head, struggling
Mystery Man: Oh my this could be one of the biggest upsets ever!!
Collin Hanks: Can he do it???
Double X struggles in the STK, refusing to tap, knowing there are no ropes to save him, but Atlas has it locked in tight! Double X refuses to tap out!!! The ref checks him again and again, but Double X doesn’t waver, he just screams in pain! He slowly loses consciousness… Atlas won't break the hold! The ref lifts him arm
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The ref checks him again
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The ref lifts his arm for the third time…. His arm is wavy, he tries to keep it up
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The arm drops!!!!
Mystery Man: Oh My Atlas has done it!!!
Collin Hanks: Its over!!! We have a new FSW Champion!!!
Atlas rolls over releasing the hold, covering his face overwhelmed with emotion! He cant believe it! A ref runs outside and brings him the FSW Championship!
Collin Hanks: Here is your winner! And new FSW Champion! ATLAS!!!
Mystery Man: What an unbelievable victory for Atlas here in Italy tonight. WrestleFest is where dreams come true and for Atlas, they certainly have. When The Future Stars of Wrestling returns for it's the second season in 2016, they will have a new champion. Double-X looks shocked right now, but I'm thinking we won't see the last of him as he will have some time to reflect on this night, and prepare himself for next year. For now, Congratulations to the NEW FSW Champion .. the one and only .. Atlas
That, when "Push Me" by Black Stone, came blasting around the arena. The camera pan around towards the fans as they were on their feet as you could hear the chant of FSW filling the arena.
Trey Parker: If this is your first-time tune to FSW! I am Trey Parker and sitting right here along with calling the shots along with me is no other than Matt Stone.
Matt Stone: You got that right! I am so happy to be back here at FSW! Tonight we are about to have a great show because the main event will have our newly crowded FSW Champion Atlas in a non-title match!
Trey Parker: That is right! You didn't hear wrong if you haven’t heard but Jason Park Hunter better know as Double X lost his title at the biggest event of the year! He lost it to the beast of a man! A man that is a fighter Atlas!
Matt Stone: Don’t let Carlos hear you saying that about his client. Atlas will rip your arm off and used it as a chew toy!
That when out of nowhere “ Tip Toe” by Tamar Braxton came blasting over the speaker as the crowd was trying to figure out who it could a young black woman came from the curtains. She stood up at the ramp looking out towards the crowd with a smile.
The young black woman was wearing a white dress with curls coming down her face with a grin. The dress was fitting to her body as all her curves were shown. The guys of the arena of course like her as some of them start to whisper out towards her.
Trey Parker: Isn’t that the Image Consultant for EWC! What she doing out here!?
Matt Stone: I don’t know but it seems she have an announcement to make.
They go back to the ring as her song slow down as the crowd quiets down as she brought the microphone to her lips.
Rose Lee Scott: I know some of your guys have no clue who I am. I am the Image Consultant for EWC. My name is Rose Lee Scott. President Mac has asked me to come out here to address a certain issue that has arisen here at FSW. So I would like for every wrestler to come out here, please
That when you could hear the “Push Me “ the theme song of FSW come on blasting as the locker room start to come out on the stage. The crowd was chanting a few of their flavors as all the wrestler was on the stage. Rose Lee Scott gives them a hand as she looks up at the ramp at them.
Rose Lee Scott: I know there have been a few rumors going around the FSW locker room. As you notice as of right now James Duffman isn’t here with FSW anymore.. he no longer with EWC.... that does mean we up in the office have forgotten about your guys! It doesn’t mean that tonight will be the last show for your guy
The crowd: FSW..... FSW... FSW.
Rose Lee Scott: I refused to see this place died because of the fact of who on that ramp right there. All of your guys have placed on a great showing last year. You're have even had many of the Brawl and Rampage Wrestlers wondering which one of your guys will take their spot. Do you hear this crowd! They loved what your guys can and will do inside of this ring. I will not let this died that is as why till I feel I can found someone who will treat your guys right. Till I feel I can found someone who will bring this brand FSW above Brawl and Rampage. I will be making sure this show be one of the best thing out there! So as of today, Danny Mac on the search for a new General Manager. He going to make sure it a person that doesn’t think about themselves but a person who think about what best for business! What best for this brand! What best for the stars that are up there on the ramp!
The Crowd: FSW ..... FSW....
Rose Lee Scott: So until then tonight I have made a card I believe is one way to show to make anyone proud to be a part of the newest badest brand in wrestling history. So do not let me down, guys! Do not let these fans down! Do not let President Mac down! NOW LET GET THE SHOW START!!!!!!
That when “Tie Toe” came blasting over the speakers as Rose Lee plays to the crowd up on the ramp you could see all the wrestlers is ready to do just that as a commercial come up.
Trey Parker: You heard him right and that man is debut tonight on one of the best show for all new wrestlers! If you would like to be where the best of the best is made! Come to FSW!
Atlas theme song was playing in the arena standing inside of the ring was him and his manager Carlos
Matt Stone: It looks like Carlos have something to say to say to the FSW fans!
Carlos Vitória, with yet another flashy suit, this time green, is inside of the ring with a mic in hand and his, the FSW Champion Atlas, right at his side. Atlas is wearing his wrestling gear and has the FSW title at his waist.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Matt Stone: Well, the fans are sure making their opinion concerning our new Champion crystal clear, Trey.
Trey Parker: Hey, the bought the tickets so they are in their right to do so. But to be honest, I don’t think that they’re booing Atlas, they just can’t stand this Vitória fellow.
Matt Stone: But he doesn’t really care, does he? Look at him just smiling up there.
Trey Parker: Shh…He’s about to speak.
Vitória: Yes, yes, boo me all you want, you know you bought the ticket just to have the opportunity to do so! Enjoy it!
Fuck you Carlos! Fuck you Carlos!
Vitória: Thank you, thank you for the reception, it only shows that I’m doing my job correctly. You see, I only have two goals right now in this brand. My number one priority is, of course, ensuring that this man right here at my side keeps wearing this title belt around his waist. But my other goal is making sure, with the help of Atlas here, that you people show some real interest in this brand, even if it is only to insult me. In other words, my other goal is turning this brand into something big, someone that people really want to watch, something important, something more than just a development brand. The former Champion, Double X…
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Vitória: Sure, sure, you are supposed to love the guy. Anyway, Double X failed to do so. He never showed enough talent in order to attract new talents to the brand, but just look at tonight’s card, look at all the new fighters that are willing to do whatever it takes just to have the opportunity to share the ring with Atlas. Looking at the example of Johnny Bonecrusher, he’s a man with an accomplished career and he already made it clear that he wanted to climb the ladder here in order to battle my client for his Championship. Just by changing hands, the Championship gained another value. You may don’t want to admit it, but it’s the truth.
Fuck you Carlos! Fuck Carlos!
Vitória: Again, I say that it’s good to know that I’m making my presence felt. I know that I have that one special gift. I mean, just look to the social, I even already caught Xplode’s attention and I’ve only been here in the Company for a few months…How many years did his own son take to get his attention? I say that my achievement was impressive.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Matt Stone: Now that one was particularly low…damn!
Carlos seems pleased with the crowd’s reaction, his expression is one of pure joy.
Vitória: Yeah, I know that remarks concerning child abandonment can be controversial. But what’s the worse you can do…sue me?
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
FUCK YOU CARLOS! FUCK YOU CARLOS! FUCK YOU CARLOS!
Trey Parker: This guy is just adding fuel to the fire, I can’t understand if is some kind of genius or just a disrespectful mad man.
Vitória: That’s right, you guys can’t avoid reacting to my words and you can’t keep your eyes off of my client when he’s competing inside of this here ring! That’s why we’re changing the face of this brand! That’s why we’re making something out of it! And will continue to do it, either you like it or not! Don't you believe me? Wait for the Main Event! Wait for what’s going to happen to the FSW’s perfect couple! Happy 2016, everyone!
Atlas’ theme, “Viol”, starts to be heard all around the arena. Carlos and Atlas get out of the ring and walk into the direction of the backstage with the crowd insulting the Brazilian loudly and continuously.
Matt Stone: Well…that’s a way to make your presence felt.
Trey Parker: You heard him right and that man is debut tonight on one of the best show for all new wrestlers! If you would like to be where the best of the best is made! Come to FSW!
Atlas theme song was playing in the arena standing inside of the ring was him and his manager Carlos
Matt Stone: It looks like Carlos have something to say to say to the FSW fans!
Carlos Vitória, with yet another flashy suit, this time green, is inside of the ring with a mic in hand and his, the FSW Champion Atlas, right at his side. Atlas is wearing his wrestling gear and has the FSW title at his waist.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Matt Stone: Well, the fans are sure making their opinion concerning our new Champion crystal clear, Trey.
Trey Parker: Hey, the bought the tickets so they are in their right to do so. But to be honest, I don’t think that they’re booing Atlas, they just can’t stand this Vitória fellow.
Matt Stone: But he doesn’t really care, does he? Look at him just smiling up there.
Trey Parker: Shh…He’s about to speak.
Vitória: Yes, yes, boo me all you want, you know you bought the ticket just to have the opportunity to do so! Enjoy it!
Fuck you Carlos! Fuck you Carlos!
Vitória: Thank you, thank you for the reception, it only shows that I’m doing my job correctly. You see, I only have two goals right now in this brand. My number one priority is, of course, ensuring that this man right here at my side keeps wearing this title belt around his waist. But my other goal is making sure, with the help of Atlas here, that you people show some real interest in this brand, even if it is only to insult me. In other words, my other goal is turning this brand into something big, someone that people really want to watch, something important, something more than just a development brand. The former Champion, Double X…
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Vitória: Sure, sure, you are supposed to love the guy. Anyway, Double X failed to do so. He never showed enough talent in order to attract new talents to the brand, but just look at tonight’s card, look at all the new fighters that are willing to do whatever it takes just to have the opportunity to share the ring with Atlas. Looking at the example of Johnny Bonecrusher, he’s a man with an accomplished career and he already made it clear that he wanted to climb the ladder here in order to battle my client for his Championship. Just by changing hands, the Championship gained another value. You may don’t want to admit it, but it’s the truth.
Fuck you Carlos! Fuck Carlos!
Vitória: Again, I say that it’s good to know that I’m making my presence felt. I know that I have that one special gift. I mean, just look to the social, I even already caught Xplode’s attention and I’ve only been here in the Company for a few months…How many years did his own son take to get his attention? I say that my achievement was impressive.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Matt Stone: Now that one was particularly low…damn!
Carlos seems pleased with the crowd’s reaction, his expression is one of pure joy.
Vitória: Yeah, I know that remarks concerning child abandonment can be controversial. But what’s the worse you can do…sue me?
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
FUCK YOU CARLOS! FUCK YOU CARLOS! FUCK YOU CARLOS!
Trey Parker: This guy is just adding fuel to the fire, I can’t understand if is some kind of genius or just a disrespectful mad man.
Vitória: That’s right, you guys can’t avoid reacting to my words and you can’t keep your eyes off of my client when he’s competing inside of this here ring! That’s why we’re changing the face of this brand! That’s why we’re making something out of it! And will continue to do it, either you like it or not! Don't you believe me? Wait for the Main Event! Wait for what’s going to happen to the FSW’s perfect couple! Happy 2016, everyone!
Atlas’ theme, “Viol”, starts to be heard all around the arena. Carlos and Atlas get out of the ring and walk into the direction of the backstage with the crowd insulting the Brazilian loudly and continuously.
Matt Stone: Well…that’s a way to make your presence felt.
Match #1
BRAYDEN NIMMO VS NOAH JACKSON
Trey Parker: Ladies and Gentlemen with no General Manager how do you the FSW locker room is feeling?
Matt Stone: This is going to be interesting but I feel they are going to do whatever it take to impressive whoever will take over!
Trey Parker: Well it's now time for our show opening match, let's see if Brayden Nimmo or Noah Jackson have what it takes to impressed whoever the new boss is.
Matt Stone: Both Nimmo and Jackson will also be making their FSW debuts, so if they have any brass, they'll do whatever it takes to become victorious tonight.
'Fear of the Dark' by Iron Maiden hits the arena as the lights in the arena slowly fade. Red lights begin to flash across the entrance ramp. After several seconds Brayden Nimmo is seen standing at the top of the ramp as he looks over the crowd. He slowly makes his way down the ramp, a white mask covers his face from the nose down which has red stains on it. Brayden makes it half way down the ramp where he stops and looks into the crowd again before picking out one fan. Brayden stares at the fan who is seen yelling different things at him, but Brayden does nothing about it. Instead Brayden raises his right hand which has only one finger pointing up. The fan gets a little more angry as Brayden finally makes it to the ring as he rolls under the bottom rope. He enters the ring walking towards the nearest turnbuckle before climbing it and holding his left arm out in the air. His right hand quickly rips off the white mask as once again Brayden yells something to the crowd. He finally leaps down tossing his mask out of the ring while he waits for his opponent.
Amy Schumer: Standing in at six feet one inch tall, weighing in at two hundred and fifteen pounds, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, “The Northern Light” Brayden Nimmo!!
Trey Parker: This guy looks intimidating and he doesn't seem to like the fans all that much.
Matt Stone: Looks don't mean a damn thing, it's all about what he can do inside that ring, but that mask sure was cool.
'Phenomenal' by Eminem hits the arena as the lights begin to dim as the nostalgic back drop of Phenomenal begins to play through the PA speakers, causing the audience to rise to their feet as they look on at the entrance ramp in anticipation, clasping their hands together excitedly.
I am phenomenal
With every ounce of my blood
With every breath in my lungs
Won't stop until I'm phe-no-menal
Emerging from the mist of smoke which rose after the pyrotechnics went off, is the self proclaimed "Mr Phenomenal" Noah Jackson who slowly struts his way around the stage, before exploding into a position with his arms up, whilst doing so - pyrotechnics going off again before making his way down to the ring.
I am phenomenal
But I would never say, ‘Oh, it’s impossible’
Cause I'm born to be phenomenal
Standing by the edge of the ring, Noah hops on the spot; embracing the cheers and applauds from the audience before he suddenly leaps onto the apron and enters the ring. With his arms spread out wide he heads to the ropes and roars to the FSW audience, who roar back at him. He gives the cameras his familiar smile before taking off his hood and throwing it towards the audience before making his way to his designated corner.
Amy Schumer: Standing in at six feet three inches tall, weighing in at two hundred and twenty-five pounds, residing from Manhattan, New York, “Mr. Phenomenal” Noah Jacksion!!
Trey Parker: Noah Jackson has a two inch, ten pound advantage over his opponent Brayden Nimmo, let's see what these two can do.
Matt Stone: Ring the damn bell already I'm ready for Brayden Nimmo to kick the living shit out of this Noah Jackson.
Bell Rings: Noah Jackson moves to the center of the ring and extends his hand out to Brayden Nimmo. Nimmo staggers out of his corner and meets Jackson in the middle of the ring. He looks down at the hand of Jackson before looking out into the crowd and firing a quick slap across Jackson's face. Jackson throws a wild right hand, but Nimmo ducks and catches Jackson with another slap to the face and quickly takes him down to the mat with a headlock take down. Nimmo applies the pressure as Jackson struggles to get himself free from the hold. Jackson slowly starts to make his way back up to his feet and catches Nimmo with an elbow to the midsection. Nimmo rakes the eyes of Jackson before sending him to the ropes with an irish whip. Jackson bounces off the ropes and instantly gets taken down to the mat with a running neckbreaker. Nimmo makes his way back up to his feet and begins to stomp away at the body of Jackson.
Trey Parker: I don't like the way Brayden Nimmo carries himself in the ring, he'll do whatever it takes to stay on top of his opponent and I mean anything.
Matt Stone: What the hell is your problem, the whole point of competing is to win and be victorious, Brayden Nimmo knows what it takes to win and he's doing it by any means necessary.
Nimmo grabs Jackson by the head and guides him back up to his feet. Nimmo cocks back his fist and gets a knee strike to his midsection from Jackson knocking the wind out of him. Jackson quickly grabs Nimmo by the arm and sends him to the ropes with an irish whip. Nimmo bounces back and Jackson takes him down to the mat hard with a spinebuster. Jackson hooks the legs of Nimmo for the cover and the ref gets down to make the count,
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but Nimmo kicks out after the count of one. Both men make their way back up to their feet and Jackson fires a quick left jab to the jaw of Nimmo. Nimmo throws a left jab of his own and quickly follows up with a thumb to the eye unbeknownst to the referee. Jackson holds his eye as Nimmo drives his foot deep into his midsection and takes him down to the mat with a brainbuster. Nimmo hooks the legs of Jackson for the cover and the ref gets down to make the count,
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but Jackson kicks out right after the count of one.
Trey Parker: Both guys seem very even in this matchup, but Brayden Nimmo has a knack for bending the rules to his favor.
Matt Stone: I don't know exactly what you're talking about Trey, Brayden Nimmo has been a saint during this match.
Nimmo makes his way back up to his feet and grabs Jackson by the head and once again pulls him back up to his own feet. Jackson unloads with a quick 1,2 combo that sends Nimmo staggering on his feet. Nimmo's anger gets the better of him and he throws a wild right hand, that Jackson ducks and answers back with a stiff right hand sending him down to the mat. Jackson stands in the corner and waits as Nimmo slowly starts to stagger back up to his feet. Nimmo throws another wild right hand that is ducked by Jackson. Nimmo turns around to face Jackson and walks right into a big roundhouse kick taking him down to the mat. Jackson makes the immediate cover and the ref gets down to make the count,
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but Nimmo kicks out at the count of two. Jackson makes his way back up to his feet and guides Nimmo back to his before sending him into the nearest corner. Jackson climbs to the second rope and begins to drive his fist into the face of Nimmo. After the fourth punch, Nimmo lifts Jackson into the air and plants him in the middle of the ring with a huge powerbomb. Nimmo makes the cover and the ref gets down to make the count,
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but Jackson kicks out after the count of two.
Trey Parker: Did you just see that, Brayden Nimmo just impressed the shit out of me with that Powerbomb.
Matt Stone: I told you Trey, Brayden Nimmo is great in the ring and he has the look, and that mask, that mask is so kick ass.
Nimmo stands across the ring from Jackson waiting patiently for him to make his way back up to his feet. Jackson makes it to one knee and than the other standing tall and facing Nimmo. Nimmo fires forward and attempts The Kick From Canada right to the jaw of Jackson, but Jackson rolls out of harms way right behind Nimmo. Jackson delivers a stiff forearm to the back of Nimmo's head before grabbing him around the neck and driving him down to the mat with The Kings Crossbow. Jackson makes the cover and the ref gets down to make the count,
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but Nimmo kicks out before the count of three. Jackson stays on the attack and drives his fist into the face of Nimmo before guiding him back up to his feet. Jackson drives his foot deep into the midsection of Nimmo before shoving into the ropes. Nimmo bounces back right into The Sinking Ship from Jackson landing flat out on his back. Jackson makes the cover and the ref gets down to make the count.
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Winner: Noah Jackson
Amy Schumer: Ladies and Gentlemen your winner of the match up via pinfall, “Mr. Phenomenal” Noah Jackson!!
Trey Parker: Now that is somebody that you can get behind Matt, Noah Jackson can take a licking and dish one out as well.
Matt Stone: He did pick up the win in his FSW debut, but I still don't like the guy.
The crowd was already as “tip toe” came blasting over the speakers once again. Rose Lee Scott coming out from the back as the crowd was on their feet. She standing up there on the ramp looking a bit pissed off as she shook her head
Rose Lee Scott: So.... as of right now... I have gotten word that Freddie Styles had an emergency that came up that he couldn’t show up for his match tonight. Not only him but Rex Steinsex couldn’t make it either.
The crowd: BOOOOOO
Rose Lee Scott: Freddie Styles had something to do with his family that came up while Rex Steinsex talked about something happen at a video shoot he was in. You see I am not happy about this because it wasn’t not only them that didn’t show up tonight but also Sway, Rossetta Stone and Orwell Dawn!
She nods a bit.
Rose Lee Scott: This isn’t how a wrestler from EWC acts! This isn’t how a wrestlers that work for EWC take care of things. The EWC have a very high image to keep impact. So that is why I am going to let the new General Manager handle your guys.
She smirks a bit as she brought the microphone back to her lips.
Rose Lee Scott: Things around here is about to change. Everyone need to be on watch because I just got off the phone with Danny Mac! He made sure he hired someone that will take care of this brand. So next week on FSW you all will meet the new General Manger and he or she is ready to handle business. NO ONE JOB will be safe next taping.
“Tie Toe” blast over the speakers as it goes to commercial.
Trey Parker: That doesn't sound good!
Match #4
JOHNNY BONECRUSHER VS DANNY HALL
After the ring gets cleared, we're treated to some not-so-familiar music!
Amy Schumer: Ladies and gentlemen, slightly ahead of schedule, we have a very special guest! Please welcome, making his debut in Future Stars of Wrestling, the living legend, and Canada's Greatest Athlete... Johnny Bonecrusher!
The fans pop as they once again are in the presence of the Canadian veteran of 17 years. Johnny takes a knee and flexes, then stands back up raising his fist high and proudly in the air accompanied by a "YEAH!!!", further exciting the fans!
Trey Parker: Johnny Bonecrusher is officially here in FSW!
Matt Stone: And yet, I'm left hoping beyond hope that Xplode comes on out and sends this joker packing.
Trey Parker: Well, with all due respect to our most excellent Undisputed Heavyweight Champion, but he's not here tonight, and The Johnny is!
Matt Stone: Is it too late to catch a plane to Cleveland?
Trey Parker: What's your beef with JBC anyway, dude?
Matt Stone: "Dude", he's old.
Trey Parker: Okay, I'll be sure to let him know that!
Matt Stone: You're such a snitch, Trey.
Johnny makes his way down to the ring, doling out as many bird flips as he does autographs, like a cross between Stone Cold and Hulk Hogan! He passes by Trey and Matt, shaking their hands.
Matt Stone: Hey hey! The Johnny! Welcome to FSW! Good to see you, man!
Trey just looks at his partner incredulously, even as Matt makes a sour face as JBC passes by.
Johnny gets inside the ring, and looks surprised to see Amy Schumer there. His mouth goes agape as he holds out his hands as if asking, "Is this for real?!" Amy hands over the mic to The Johnny, and they shake hands.
Johnny Bonecrusher: Let me make on- Okay, wait, hold on a second. Can I just say that Amy Schumer is doing ring announcer duties in FSW on the slide? I mean, this is really happening! From stand-up to movies to wrestling and back again! I loved Women Who Kill, by the way.
Amy waves her hand downwards mouthing, "Oh, stop!"
Johnny Bonecrusher: Now that we've got that out out the way-lemme make one thing... PERFECTLY CLEAR!!!
The fans shout back "PERFECTLY CLEAR!" at the same time JBC does.
Johnny Bonecrusher: Tonight is a night of firsts: my first time wrestling in 2016, the first FSW show of 2016, and my first match in the Future Stars of Wrestling!
It's also the first time Danny Hall ever crossed the likes of Yours Truly! See, everyone gets to have a first! But it's a first... and a last for him. Because you see, ladies and gentlemen, The Johnny's takin' a page out of fellow-Canadian Drake's playbook and starting from the bottom. Danny Hall today, someone else tomorrow, someone else entirely the day after that, yadda yadda yadda, I'm up against Atlas for the FSW Championship. It'll happen. Oh, it'll happen. The Johnny promised that he'd live up to the moniker "Canada's Greatest Athlete", and dammit, he's gonna deliver!
Matt Stone: Oh, good, he's done.
Trey Parker: Sshh!!
The fans are quite pleased at the hard-working ethic the legend wants to embrace, especially as he laid down the law in his inimitable braggadocios style. As the fans cheers continue, he raises a finger, as if to settle down the masses.
Johnny Bonecrusher: Some people up in the "big leagues" wanna throw shade at... on?... the ol' Johnny, thinking he's just gonna use his status to take the fast-track to the top of the EWC. Hey X, what's good?
The fans roar at the name drop.
Matt Stone: He's just lucky Xplode is too busy to watch this show, otherwise the consequences will never be the same!
Trey Parker: Nice dated reference there.
Matt Stone: Just like Johnny Bonecrusher!
Johnny Bonecrusher: But enough about him. Tonight is about you guys. About the boys and girls in the back. About Yours Truly! Every damn body in this place is gonna rise up and, with fists in the air, scream that "We're mad as Hell, and we're not gonna take it anymore!!!" The future is here, the future is now, and come Hell or high water, either as a future FSW Champion, or a future NJFC Global Champion, or both even, I'll be here long enough so that the X's of the world know that their way of thinking is poisonous... and I'm the cure!
The fans go ballistic with joy!
Matt Stone: Oh, he's writing check after check that he can't ever think about cashing!
Trey Parker: I think it's more of a general call to action from everyone sick of attitudes like Xplode's.
Matt Stone: You mean tested and winning attitudes, yeah, okay there, Trey, okay!
Johnny once more raises a finger.
Johnny Bonecrusher: But first... but first... it allllll begins with Danny Hall...
And with that, The Johnny hands the mic back to Amy, who proceeds to get on with the show!
'Loser' by Beck hits the arena as Danny Hall steps out onto the stage looking out into the crowd with a crooked smile. Danny Hall is wearing a Black Vest and turns his back to the crowd so they can read 'WANTED: MOST HATED’ across the back. Danny slowly strolls down the ramp high-fiving with his fans and occasionally to sections with 'Kill Hall' signs until he gets ringside. Hall then slides under the ring and slouches in the nearest corner awaiting his opponent.
Amy Schumer: Standing in at five feet eleven inches tall, weighing in at two hundred and eighteen pounds, residing from Chicago, Illinois, “Mr. Most Hated” Danny Hall!!
Trey Parker: Danny Hall has a way with the crowd and claims to be The Most Hated Wrestler in the world.
Matt Stone: Danny Hall is truly one of a kind folks, this guy can really move in the ring and he knows how to put on a show.
Trey Parker: Let’s see what Danny Hall and Johnny Bonecrusher can do.
Bell Rings: Danny Hall and Johnny Bonecrusher circle the ring before locking up in the middle. Hall throws a big right hand and connects. JBC grabs his face before firing an open palm slap to the face of Hall. JBC stays on the attack grabbing the arm of Hall and sending him to the ropes with an irish whip. JBC charges behind Hall and connects with a running knee lift sending Hall over the top rope. JBC taunts to the fans, “Did you like that?” before rolling to the outside underneath the bottom rope. JBC makes his way over to Hall as the referee begins the ten count. The ref reaches two once JBC grabs Hall and guides him back up to his feet. Hall catches JBC off guard with a sharp right hand and sends him crashing into the ring barricade with an irish whip. Hall rolls back into the ring as the ref reaches the count of four. JBC makes his way back up to his feet by the count of six and makes it back into the ring by the count of seven.
Trey Parker: Johnny Bonecrusher and Danny Hall are taking the fight to one another here in the opening of this matchup.
Matt Stone: Johnny Bonecrusher has dubbed himself Canada’s Greatest Athlete, but I haven’t seen anything of the sort yet.
JBC stands tall in the ring and walks right into a discus forearm from Hall taking him down to the mat. Hall mounts the chest of JBC and drives his forearm into his face over and over and over again. JBC lays motionless on the mat as Hall quickly climbs to the top of the nearest turnbuckle. Hall points down at JBC before taunting the fans. Hall stands tall and leaps through the air looking for a 450 splash, but JBC gets his knees up. JBC quickly makes his way back up to his feet and connects with the Canadian Hat Dance. JBC makes the cover and the ref gets down to make the count,
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but JBC kicks out before the count of two.
Trey Parker: Both men showing what they have to offer, that Canadian Hat Dance by JBC was impressive.
Matt Stone: No what was impressive is when Hall kicked out of that lame attempt.
Hall grabs JBC and pulls him back up to his feet sending his fist directly into his jaw. Hall sends JBC to the corner with an irish whip and charges behind him connecting with a running clothesline. Hall grabs JBC by the head and climbs up sitting on the top turnbuckle. Hall taunts the crowd before JBC throws a huge right hand into the face of Hall. JBC quickly folds up the legs of Hall and hoist him off the turnbuckle and connects with the Double Shin Buster. JBC quickly makes his way back up to his feet and waits as Hall slowly makes his way back up to his own feet. JBC charges forward and connects with a chop block knocking Hall knees first into the mat. JBC guides Hall back up to his feet and sends him to the ropes with an irish whip. Hall bounces back right into the Cement Mixer and Hall screams out in pain as JBC applies the pressure. JBC has Hall in the middle of the ring with nowhere to go applying pressure to the knees of Hall. Hall gives in and taps out on the mat as the ref rings the bell.
Winner: Johnny Bonecrusher
Amy Schumer: Ladies and Gentlemen your winner of the matchup via submission, “Canada’s Greatest Athlete” Johnny Bonecrusher!!!
Trey Parker: What do you think about that Matt, JBC walks away victorious tonight.
Matt Stone: I still don’t like the guy and Danny Hall was cheated out of his victory here tonight.
We see Eric Compton walking around the backstage area seemingly lost, although he is clearly looking for something, or someone. He finally stops in front of a door to one of the private locker room, he knocks but there is no answer.
Eric Compton: Hello?
Eric knocks again but still gets no answer, he opens the door a little to hear some heavy breathing inside, he then opens the door all the way seeing FSW newcomer, Michael Hunter Jr. Michael is wearing a pair of blue jeans and no shirt, his hands are taped with black tape, his trainer John Ricci is standing in front of him with his hands up as Michael repeatedly punches his hands with his fists. Ashley Hunter is also in the room sitting on a bench in a yellow dress with her legs crossed very lady like.
Eric Compton: Umm...You requested me.
Michael stops abruptly as John and Michael both stare Eric down for a moment causing him to feel a little uneasy before Michael smiles at him, he turns toward Ashley who hands him a towel laying right beside her. Michael uses the towel to wipe the sweat off his face before turning his attention back toward Eric, a smile still on his face allowing Eric to ease up a bit.
Michael Hunter Jr.: Yes i did, glad you could give me your time.
Eric nods as Michael continues.
Michael Hunter Jr.: You see tonight, I make my debut for Future Stars of Wrestling, tonight Mr.Compton the FSW changes forever, The era of the Marksmen begins tonight.
Eric looks at John as Michael talks noticing that John is still staring daggers into him, Michael simply looks at John and nods as he finally sites down, Ashley seems to find this funny as she lets out a little giggle. Eric regains his composure once more as he goes to speak again.
Eric Compton: That's all well and good Mr. Hunter, but you do have a match tonight, and it's against fellow newcomer Adrien. I gotta tell you this chick seems kinda scary, I mean she's got the whole dark mysterious thing going for her, if you do happen to lose tonight, whats that gonna do for this whole Marksmen era?
John seems to take offense to Eric implying that his Trainee may lose, John goes to stand up but Michael puts a hand out stopping him as his smile just seems to get bigger.
Michael Hunter Jr.: That's the thing Eric, you see people seem to think this whole business is about wins and losses, it's not, it's about making an impact Eric. Win lose or draw...Tonight I will make an impact, Tonight when it's all said and done I guarantee you Adrien will know she was in a fight, I also guarantee everyone will know who I am and what I'm all about. Tonight the FSW roster will be put on notice, tonight mark my words Eric, the Maksmen era begins tonight. We're done here.
John stands back up as Michael begins punching his hands again, both men ignoring the fact that Eric is still there until he eventually leaves.
Match #5
ADRIEN VS MICHAEL HUNTER JR.
Amy: Our next match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from New York City, weighing in at 210 pounds…Michael Hunter Jr.!!
"Calling all cars we got another victim, since my love has become an affliction."The music blares through the P.A as Michael Hunter Jr comes out, He stands on the entrance ramp and motions as if he's shooting a bow and arrow, he releases and gives a cocky grin to the crowd as he walks to the ring.
Trey Parker: Michael Hunter really believe he could make an impact tonight.
Matt Stone: I just hope it is a impacted he want to make and not one he doesn't.
Amy: And his opponent…
The lights go out before "Girlfight-instrumental" by Brooke Valentine begins to play. There's a momentarily silence and as the song hits the speakers, the lights come back on. Adrien walks out onto the ring entrance stage and doesn't stop walking as she makes her way down to the ring.
Trey Parker: Well she seems not to be people friendly!
Matt Stone: Well I don't know if you heard during training she hurt one of the trainers nose.
Trey Parker: I heard! I really can't wait to see what she can do inside of that ring!
Amy: Making her way to the ring standing at five feet seven inches and weighing in at 120 pounds. She hails from Tampa Bay, Florida. She is...ADRIENNNNN!!!
Adrien has a focused look in her eyes. She doesn't waste time getting into the ring. And she starts pacing back and forth as the fans are cheering her on. She takes periodic pauses to look out to the fans with that same focused look in her eyes each time. And as the music begins to come to a close she stands in the center of the ring
The bell rings as they come out of their corners. They circle each other and then lock up. Michael begins to take control as he is obviously the stronger of the two. He pushes Adrien back and gives a little taunt as Adrien and him lock up once more. Michael then gives Adrien a swift kick in the midsection and takes her back down with a double axe handle. He begins to pick Adrien back up by her hair, only to lock Adrien into a snap suplex. Michael then goes for the pin while hooking Adrien's leg.
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Trey Parker: Seems like he was trying to end this fast.
Matt Stone: She wasn't going to let that happen! She kick out fast!
but Adrien kicks out in time. Michael picks Adrien back up and irish whips her into the ropes. Adrien comes barreling back and ducks under Michael's clothesline. She comes back around and takes Michael down with a flying forearm. She goes for the cover
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Trey Parker: Michael kick out!
Matt Stone: These two really want to end this already!
Adrien picks Michael back up and throws him into the turnbuckle. Adrien goes charging after him and hits him with a spinning heel kick. Michael almost flips over the ropes, but stops himself and falls as Adrien goes for another pin.
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Matt Stone: She really is giving him a run for his money.
The ref notice Michael's foot on the ropes. Adrien drops a few knees onto Michael's shoulder and then a few elbows for good measure. She picks him up again and attempts a tornado DDT, but Michael pushes her off. Adrien gets right back to her feet as Michael charges at her, but is cut short by a standing dropkick by Adrien. She goes for a pin.
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but only a one as Michael kicks out. Adrien pulls Michael back to his feet and tries for an Irish Whip, but Michael reverses and delivers a stiff clothesline. Michael pulls Adrien in and sets up for a powerbomb. Michael goes to pick up Adrien but Adrien grabs the tights and pulls Michael through the ropes. Adrien then gets up and goes to go to the outside and the referee holds Adrien back and pushes her toward the other side the ring. Michael charges in hard again, but Adrien slips in an inside cradle.
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Amy: The winner of the match….Adrien!
Adrien slide out of the ring real fast as Michael sitting inside of the ring a bit upset as he looking over at the ref like he was crazy.
Matt Stone: She was like a fly that will not stop! She was all over him inside of that ring!
Trey Parker: I have a feeling this isn't the end of these two.
Match #6
MARCELLUS FRANKLIN VS TYLER ROBERTS
Matt Stone: Can you believe it tonight so far! First we have no GM. Rose Lee Scott got pissed off about the no shows tonight but send out a warning tonight about the new GM that will be here next week.
Trey Parker: She says every one job will not be save next week. Whoever this person is! They will be someone that won’t take crap from anyone it seems. Tonight though we have a great matchup already inside of the ring standing there is MARCELLUS FRANKLIN, He might have felt happy tonight he didn’t have to wrestles twice after all!
Matt Stone: I believe it was nonsense anyway to place him in a double match but he looks ready.
Marcellus looked up the ramp as waiting in the ring as The arena dims slightly as 'In Chains' by Shaman's Harvest starts to play. As the fans look at the stage a silhouette is seen of Tyler Roberts on his knees, arms stretched out to his sides looking to the sky.
Amy Schumer: Coming down to the ring.... from Toronto, Ontario Canada ...... The Angel of Death And Mercy,....... Tyler Roberts...........
The lights slowly return and he is speaking to the sky, he stands up and walks down the ramp towards the ring, where he pulls himself up onto the apron and climbs into the ring and walks around looking out at the fans from under his hat.
Matt Stone: Don’t know much about this guy but it seems he is ready to get a jumpstart here on FSW!
he removes his coat and hat and extends his arms out again before loosening up for the match. Marcellus smirks a bit looking over at the Tyler as he was testing the ropes.
Trey Parker: I know right now that Marceulls is happy that Jason Park Hunter isn’t the champion anymore because if he was this year he wouldn’t be able to go after that title. As long that Jason Park was the champ he couldn't go after.
Matt Stone: I believe he is and tonight he going to use this dude here to show why he need to be back into the picture of been in the hunt for the title.
The bell rang as the two men circle each other Marcellus start to mouth towards Tyler. He got all into the man face as he points right at his chin. He pushes Tyler back as Tyler try to keep his cool.
Marcellus smirks again as he points to his chin right out towards Tyler as he smirks yelling at him.
Marcellus: I am going to let you get the first hit.. go right ahead...
Tyler looks at him like he was dumb as he just smirks as he gives Marcellus his Mercy Given right there on the chin. Marcellus hit the mat down hard as Tyler cover him.
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Matt Stone: I think Tyler made a record already here in FSW for the faster debut match!
Trey Parker: I believe he just did. That one way to impressed the new boss!
Tyler plays to the crowd as he arm was raised as the winner as Marcellus was slowly getting up with the help of the ref. He stood over the ropes glaring at Tyler as Tyler have a big grin on his face.
Winner: Tyler Roberts
All the fans looks up the ramp on the tron as some of the men start to let out some whistles sounds as some of the other fans just start to cheer. On the tron was no other than Lizzette Morgan standing there. She was wearing her hair straight wearing a pair of blue jeans with a blue jeans jacket and a low cut FSW shirt. Standing right behind her was Jason Park Hunter wearing his hood over his head with his back to the fans with his he head down a bit like he was getting in the zone. On the other side of her was Kimi Smalls wearing her ring gear having a very serious look on her face. Lizzette fold her arms as she looks right at the camera with a serious look on her face as she start to speak.
Lizzette Morgan: I was standing backstage listening very closely towards the words of Carlos Victoria. He have been spilling the same words over and over again. It is like he want us to keep certain things in mind. He felt that none of my clients are worthy to be stepping inside of that ring against his champion.
She took in a deep breath as she smirks a bit as she place her hands on her hips.
Lizzette Morgan: They both have the right to be inside of that ring with the champion of FSW. Kimi Smalls have been here from the start while others just disappear. She never once let anything stop her from keep coming here. She kept up with her training and each time she get inside of that ring against anyone. She just keep on getting better and better. She is the dark horse of FSW. Do you know what they say about Dark horses? You always keep an eye on them because you never know when they will do something unexpectable.
She place her hand on Kimi’s shoulder as she smirks a bit.
Lizzette Morgan: Tonight in this match. Kimi is ready to step up the plate. She is ready to show to everyone what happens to people who do hard works. She is ready to show everyone why someone like her can and will be something. It doesn’t matter if you was born into this business when it comes to her. She has the tablet that will push her further than EVER before in this company. You just might be looking over at your next FSW Champion.
The crowd starts to chant her name as Lizzette Morgan just smirks a bit as she then start to looks over at Jason Park Hunter. You could see he have lift his head and turn it sideway as the crowd just let out loud pop for him. Lizzette just smirk a bit.
Lizzette Morgan: Or will it be Jason Park Hunter.... Double X.... and he can become the first ever 2X FSW Champion
The crowd start to chant his name as he smirks a bit as he slowly turn around with that smirk on his face. He lift up his right hand and left hand together into a fist with his hand tapes chewing gum looking ready for her fight.
Lizzette Morgan: It could be... look at him he is ready. He is back on the hunt and when that happens. Everyone need to watch out because he is ready to eat you down and spill you out like you a piece of trash on the street.He is ready to make you believe you have a chance but once you when you least expect it. He will end your dreams just in the snap of a finger. He have done that already to a few people but do you see them around? No they are gone. You want to try to downplay his talent. You want to try to use his family history against him. You can try to play any mind game with him. You will see it doesn’t work. Yes Atlas took out Jason Park at Wrestlefest but a famous quote comes to my mind. "But it aint how hard you hit it about how hard you can hit and keep moving!" This is something that Jason lives by everyday of his life. That is something Jason is ready to display tonight in that ring against Atlas.
She smirks a bit.
Lizzette Morgan: You might believe he got everything handle to him on a silver plate but he work his ass to get to where he is today. He didn't just walk in here and believe he should just get a shot but he walk throught almost every wrestlers that here in FSW and now he is ready to do the same thing with the new brands of stars. I just hope they aren't like a few who just give up and disappear.
Lizzette just smirks a bit as she grins softly.
Lizzette Morgan: Tonight match is very important because it going to help to place this company FSW on top. It will explain why FSW is the place to be to get the start in order to show to everyone on Brawl and Rampage why you are it! These two wrestlers will be show why FSW IS THE SHIT!
Kimi just grins as she walks off as Jason Park Hunter smirk as he walk away slowly as Lizzette stood there with a grin.
Trey Parker: And that match is next!
BRAYDEN NIMMO VS NOAH JACKSON
Trey Parker: Ladies and Gentlemen with no General Manager how do you the FSW locker room is feeling?
Matt Stone: This is going to be interesting but I feel they are going to do whatever it take to impressive whoever will take over!
Trey Parker: Well it's now time for our show opening match, let's see if Brayden Nimmo or Noah Jackson have what it takes to impressed whoever the new boss is.
Matt Stone: Both Nimmo and Jackson will also be making their FSW debuts, so if they have any brass, they'll do whatever it takes to become victorious tonight.
'Fear of the Dark' by Iron Maiden hits the arena as the lights in the arena slowly fade. Red lights begin to flash across the entrance ramp. After several seconds Brayden Nimmo is seen standing at the top of the ramp as he looks over the crowd. He slowly makes his way down the ramp, a white mask covers his face from the nose down which has red stains on it. Brayden makes it half way down the ramp where he stops and looks into the crowd again before picking out one fan. Brayden stares at the fan who is seen yelling different things at him, but Brayden does nothing about it. Instead Brayden raises his right hand which has only one finger pointing up. The fan gets a little more angry as Brayden finally makes it to the ring as he rolls under the bottom rope. He enters the ring walking towards the nearest turnbuckle before climbing it and holding his left arm out in the air. His right hand quickly rips off the white mask as once again Brayden yells something to the crowd. He finally leaps down tossing his mask out of the ring while he waits for his opponent.
Amy Schumer: Standing in at six feet one inch tall, weighing in at two hundred and fifteen pounds, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, “The Northern Light” Brayden Nimmo!!
Trey Parker: This guy looks intimidating and he doesn't seem to like the fans all that much.
Matt Stone: Looks don't mean a damn thing, it's all about what he can do inside that ring, but that mask sure was cool.
'Phenomenal' by Eminem hits the arena as the lights begin to dim as the nostalgic back drop of Phenomenal begins to play through the PA speakers, causing the audience to rise to their feet as they look on at the entrance ramp in anticipation, clasping their hands together excitedly.
I am phenomenal
With every ounce of my blood
With every breath in my lungs
Won't stop until I'm phe-no-menal
Emerging from the mist of smoke which rose after the pyrotechnics went off, is the self proclaimed "Mr Phenomenal" Noah Jackson who slowly struts his way around the stage, before exploding into a position with his arms up, whilst doing so - pyrotechnics going off again before making his way down to the ring.
I am phenomenal
But I would never say, ‘Oh, it’s impossible’
Cause I'm born to be phenomenal
Standing by the edge of the ring, Noah hops on the spot; embracing the cheers and applauds from the audience before he suddenly leaps onto the apron and enters the ring. With his arms spread out wide he heads to the ropes and roars to the FSW audience, who roar back at him. He gives the cameras his familiar smile before taking off his hood and throwing it towards the audience before making his way to his designated corner.
Amy Schumer: Standing in at six feet three inches tall, weighing in at two hundred and twenty-five pounds, residing from Manhattan, New York, “Mr. Phenomenal” Noah Jacksion!!
Trey Parker: Noah Jackson has a two inch, ten pound advantage over his opponent Brayden Nimmo, let's see what these two can do.
Matt Stone: Ring the damn bell already I'm ready for Brayden Nimmo to kick the living shit out of this Noah Jackson.
Bell Rings: Noah Jackson moves to the center of the ring and extends his hand out to Brayden Nimmo. Nimmo staggers out of his corner and meets Jackson in the middle of the ring. He looks down at the hand of Jackson before looking out into the crowd and firing a quick slap across Jackson's face. Jackson throws a wild right hand, but Nimmo ducks and catches Jackson with another slap to the face and quickly takes him down to the mat with a headlock take down. Nimmo applies the pressure as Jackson struggles to get himself free from the hold. Jackson slowly starts to make his way back up to his feet and catches Nimmo with an elbow to the midsection. Nimmo rakes the eyes of Jackson before sending him to the ropes with an irish whip. Jackson bounces off the ropes and instantly gets taken down to the mat with a running neckbreaker. Nimmo makes his way back up to his feet and begins to stomp away at the body of Jackson.
Trey Parker: I don't like the way Brayden Nimmo carries himself in the ring, he'll do whatever it takes to stay on top of his opponent and I mean anything.
Matt Stone: What the hell is your problem, the whole point of competing is to win and be victorious, Brayden Nimmo knows what it takes to win and he's doing it by any means necessary.
Nimmo grabs Jackson by the head and guides him back up to his feet. Nimmo cocks back his fist and gets a knee strike to his midsection from Jackson knocking the wind out of him. Jackson quickly grabs Nimmo by the arm and sends him to the ropes with an irish whip. Nimmo bounces back and Jackson takes him down to the mat hard with a spinebuster. Jackson hooks the legs of Nimmo for the cover and the ref gets down to make the count,
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Trey Parker: Both guys seem very even in this matchup, but Brayden Nimmo has a knack for bending the rules to his favor.
Matt Stone: I don't know exactly what you're talking about Trey, Brayden Nimmo has been a saint during this match.
Nimmo makes his way back up to his feet and grabs Jackson by the head and once again pulls him back up to his own feet. Jackson unloads with a quick 1,2 combo that sends Nimmo staggering on his feet. Nimmo's anger gets the better of him and he throws a wild right hand, that Jackson ducks and answers back with a stiff right hand sending him down to the mat. Jackson stands in the corner and waits as Nimmo slowly starts to stagger back up to his feet. Nimmo throws another wild right hand that is ducked by Jackson. Nimmo turns around to face Jackson and walks right into a big roundhouse kick taking him down to the mat. Jackson makes the immediate cover and the ref gets down to make the count,
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Trey Parker: Did you just see that, Brayden Nimmo just impressed the shit out of me with that Powerbomb.
Matt Stone: I told you Trey, Brayden Nimmo is great in the ring and he has the look, and that mask, that mask is so kick ass.
Nimmo stands across the ring from Jackson waiting patiently for him to make his way back up to his feet. Jackson makes it to one knee and than the other standing tall and facing Nimmo. Nimmo fires forward and attempts The Kick From Canada right to the jaw of Jackson, but Jackson rolls out of harms way right behind Nimmo. Jackson delivers a stiff forearm to the back of Nimmo's head before grabbing him around the neck and driving him down to the mat with The Kings Crossbow. Jackson makes the cover and the ref gets down to make the count,
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Amy Schumer: Ladies and Gentlemen your winner of the match up via pinfall, “Mr. Phenomenal” Noah Jackson!!
Trey Parker: Now that is somebody that you can get behind Matt, Noah Jackson can take a licking and dish one out as well.
Matt Stone: He did pick up the win in his FSW debut, but I still don't like the guy.
The crowd was already as “tip toe” came blasting over the speakers once again. Rose Lee Scott coming out from the back as the crowd was on their feet. She standing up there on the ramp looking a bit pissed off as she shook her head
Rose Lee Scott: So.... as of right now... I have gotten word that Freddie Styles had an emergency that came up that he couldn’t show up for his match tonight. Not only him but Rex Steinsex couldn’t make it either.
The crowd: BOOOOOO
Rose Lee Scott: Freddie Styles had something to do with his family that came up while Rex Steinsex talked about something happen at a video shoot he was in. You see I am not happy about this because it wasn’t not only them that didn’t show up tonight but also Sway, Rossetta Stone and Orwell Dawn!
She nods a bit.
Rose Lee Scott: This isn’t how a wrestler from EWC acts! This isn’t how a wrestlers that work for EWC take care of things. The EWC have a very high image to keep impact. So that is why I am going to let the new General Manager handle your guys.
She smirks a bit as she brought the microphone back to her lips.
Rose Lee Scott: Things around here is about to change. Everyone need to be on watch because I just got off the phone with Danny Mac! He made sure he hired someone that will take care of this brand. So next week on FSW you all will meet the new General Manger and he or she is ready to handle business. NO ONE JOB will be safe next taping.
“Tie Toe” blast over the speakers as it goes to commercial.
Trey Parker: That doesn't sound good!
Match #4
JOHNNY BONECRUSHER VS DANNY HALL
After the ring gets cleared, we're treated to some not-so-familiar music!
Anyone who paid attention to the NJFC press conference for Global Takeover may recall this music ("Some Things Never Fall" by The Black Halos, a Vancouver punk band whose connection to pro wrestling goes back to about a decade ago, when this very song was used as the intro to NWA Top Ranked Wrestling, an indy promotion which wound up being bought out by and absorbed into Elite Canadian Championship Wrestling) playing, which brought out The Johnimant Species... The Pre-Millennium Wrestler... King Shit on Fuck Mountain... yes....That Bald-Headed Bastard himself...
Amy Schumer: Ladies and gentlemen, slightly ahead of schedule, we have a very special guest! Please welcome, making his debut in Future Stars of Wrestling, the living legend, and Canada's Greatest Athlete... Johnny Bonecrusher!
The fans pop as they once again are in the presence of the Canadian veteran of 17 years. Johnny takes a knee and flexes, then stands back up raising his fist high and proudly in the air accompanied by a "YEAH!!!", further exciting the fans!
Trey Parker: Johnny Bonecrusher is officially here in FSW!
Matt Stone: And yet, I'm left hoping beyond hope that Xplode comes on out and sends this joker packing.
Trey Parker: Well, with all due respect to our most excellent Undisputed Heavyweight Champion, but he's not here tonight, and The Johnny is!
Matt Stone: Is it too late to catch a plane to Cleveland?
Trey Parker: What's your beef with JBC anyway, dude?
Matt Stone: "Dude", he's old.
Trey Parker: Okay, I'll be sure to let him know that!
Matt Stone: You're such a snitch, Trey.
Johnny makes his way down to the ring, doling out as many bird flips as he does autographs, like a cross between Stone Cold and Hulk Hogan! He passes by Trey and Matt, shaking their hands.
Matt Stone: Hey hey! The Johnny! Welcome to FSW! Good to see you, man!
Trey just looks at his partner incredulously, even as Matt makes a sour face as JBC passes by.
Johnny gets inside the ring, and looks surprised to see Amy Schumer there. His mouth goes agape as he holds out his hands as if asking, "Is this for real?!" Amy hands over the mic to The Johnny, and they shake hands.
Johnny Bonecrusher: Let me make on- Okay, wait, hold on a second. Can I just say that Amy Schumer is doing ring announcer duties in FSW on the slide? I mean, this is really happening! From stand-up to movies to wrestling and back again! I loved Women Who Kill, by the way.
Amy waves her hand downwards mouthing, "Oh, stop!"
Johnny Bonecrusher: Now that we've got that out out the way-lemme make one thing... PERFECTLY CLEAR!!!
The fans shout back "PERFECTLY CLEAR!" at the same time JBC does.
Johnny Bonecrusher: Tonight is a night of firsts: my first time wrestling in 2016, the first FSW show of 2016, and my first match in the Future Stars of Wrestling!
It's also the first time Danny Hall ever crossed the likes of Yours Truly! See, everyone gets to have a first! But it's a first... and a last for him. Because you see, ladies and gentlemen, The Johnny's takin' a page out of fellow-Canadian Drake's playbook and starting from the bottom. Danny Hall today, someone else tomorrow, someone else entirely the day after that, yadda yadda yadda, I'm up against Atlas for the FSW Championship. It'll happen. Oh, it'll happen. The Johnny promised that he'd live up to the moniker "Canada's Greatest Athlete", and dammit, he's gonna deliver!
Matt Stone: Oh, good, he's done.
Trey Parker: Sshh!!
The fans are quite pleased at the hard-working ethic the legend wants to embrace, especially as he laid down the law in his inimitable braggadocios style. As the fans cheers continue, he raises a finger, as if to settle down the masses.
Johnny Bonecrusher: Some people up in the "big leagues" wanna throw shade at... on?... the ol' Johnny, thinking he's just gonna use his status to take the fast-track to the top of the EWC. Hey X, what's good?
The fans roar at the name drop.
Matt Stone: He's just lucky Xplode is too busy to watch this show, otherwise the consequences will never be the same!
Trey Parker: Nice dated reference there.
Matt Stone: Just like Johnny Bonecrusher!
Johnny Bonecrusher: But enough about him. Tonight is about you guys. About the boys and girls in the back. About Yours Truly! Every damn body in this place is gonna rise up and, with fists in the air, scream that "We're mad as Hell, and we're not gonna take it anymore!!!" The future is here, the future is now, and come Hell or high water, either as a future FSW Champion, or a future NJFC Global Champion, or both even, I'll be here long enough so that the X's of the world know that their way of thinking is poisonous... and I'm the cure!
The fans go ballistic with joy!
Matt Stone: Oh, he's writing check after check that he can't ever think about cashing!
Trey Parker: I think it's more of a general call to action from everyone sick of attitudes like Xplode's.
Matt Stone: You mean tested and winning attitudes, yeah, okay there, Trey, okay!
Johnny once more raises a finger.
Johnny Bonecrusher: But first... but first... it allllll begins with Danny Hall...
And with that, The Johnny hands the mic back to Amy, who proceeds to get on with the show!
'Loser' by Beck hits the arena as Danny Hall steps out onto the stage looking out into the crowd with a crooked smile. Danny Hall is wearing a Black Vest and turns his back to the crowd so they can read 'WANTED: MOST HATED’ across the back. Danny slowly strolls down the ramp high-fiving with his fans and occasionally to sections with 'Kill Hall' signs until he gets ringside. Hall then slides under the ring and slouches in the nearest corner awaiting his opponent.
Amy Schumer: Standing in at five feet eleven inches tall, weighing in at two hundred and eighteen pounds, residing from Chicago, Illinois, “Mr. Most Hated” Danny Hall!!
Trey Parker: Danny Hall has a way with the crowd and claims to be The Most Hated Wrestler in the world.
Matt Stone: Danny Hall is truly one of a kind folks, this guy can really move in the ring and he knows how to put on a show.
Trey Parker: Let’s see what Danny Hall and Johnny Bonecrusher can do.
Bell Rings: Danny Hall and Johnny Bonecrusher circle the ring before locking up in the middle. Hall throws a big right hand and connects. JBC grabs his face before firing an open palm slap to the face of Hall. JBC stays on the attack grabbing the arm of Hall and sending him to the ropes with an irish whip. JBC charges behind Hall and connects with a running knee lift sending Hall over the top rope. JBC taunts to the fans, “Did you like that?” before rolling to the outside underneath the bottom rope. JBC makes his way over to Hall as the referee begins the ten count. The ref reaches two once JBC grabs Hall and guides him back up to his feet. Hall catches JBC off guard with a sharp right hand and sends him crashing into the ring barricade with an irish whip. Hall rolls back into the ring as the ref reaches the count of four. JBC makes his way back up to his feet by the count of six and makes it back into the ring by the count of seven.
Trey Parker: Johnny Bonecrusher and Danny Hall are taking the fight to one another here in the opening of this matchup.
Matt Stone: Johnny Bonecrusher has dubbed himself Canada’s Greatest Athlete, but I haven’t seen anything of the sort yet.
JBC stands tall in the ring and walks right into a discus forearm from Hall taking him down to the mat. Hall mounts the chest of JBC and drives his forearm into his face over and over and over again. JBC lays motionless on the mat as Hall quickly climbs to the top of the nearest turnbuckle. Hall points down at JBC before taunting the fans. Hall stands tall and leaps through the air looking for a 450 splash, but JBC gets his knees up. JBC quickly makes his way back up to his feet and connects with the Canadian Hat Dance. JBC makes the cover and the ref gets down to make the count,
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but Hall kicks out at the count of two. JBC grabs Hall and sends him to the ropes with an irish whip. Hall bounces back right into a STO attempt by JBC, but Hall manages to roll out of harm’s way. Hall bounces off the ropes and catches JBC with a running neckbreaker taking him down to the mat. Hall makes the cover and the ref gets down to make the count,
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but JBC kicks out before the count of two.
Trey Parker: Both men showing what they have to offer, that Canadian Hat Dance by JBC was impressive.
Matt Stone: No what was impressive is when Hall kicked out of that lame attempt.
Hall grabs JBC and pulls him back up to his feet sending his fist directly into his jaw. Hall sends JBC to the corner with an irish whip and charges behind him connecting with a running clothesline. Hall grabs JBC by the head and climbs up sitting on the top turnbuckle. Hall taunts the crowd before JBC throws a huge right hand into the face of Hall. JBC quickly folds up the legs of Hall and hoist him off the turnbuckle and connects with the Double Shin Buster. JBC quickly makes his way back up to his feet and waits as Hall slowly makes his way back up to his own feet. JBC charges forward and connects with a chop block knocking Hall knees first into the mat. JBC guides Hall back up to his feet and sends him to the ropes with an irish whip. Hall bounces back right into the Cement Mixer and Hall screams out in pain as JBC applies the pressure. JBC has Hall in the middle of the ring with nowhere to go applying pressure to the knees of Hall. Hall gives in and taps out on the mat as the ref rings the bell.
Winner: Johnny Bonecrusher
Amy Schumer: Ladies and Gentlemen your winner of the matchup via submission, “Canada’s Greatest Athlete” Johnny Bonecrusher!!!
Trey Parker: What do you think about that Matt, JBC walks away victorious tonight.
Matt Stone: I still don’t like the guy and Danny Hall was cheated out of his victory here tonight.
We see Eric Compton walking around the backstage area seemingly lost, although he is clearly looking for something, or someone. He finally stops in front of a door to one of the private locker room, he knocks but there is no answer.
Eric Compton: Hello?
Eric knocks again but still gets no answer, he opens the door a little to hear some heavy breathing inside, he then opens the door all the way seeing FSW newcomer, Michael Hunter Jr. Michael is wearing a pair of blue jeans and no shirt, his hands are taped with black tape, his trainer John Ricci is standing in front of him with his hands up as Michael repeatedly punches his hands with his fists. Ashley Hunter is also in the room sitting on a bench in a yellow dress with her legs crossed very lady like.
Eric Compton: Umm...You requested me.
Michael stops abruptly as John and Michael both stare Eric down for a moment causing him to feel a little uneasy before Michael smiles at him, he turns toward Ashley who hands him a towel laying right beside her. Michael uses the towel to wipe the sweat off his face before turning his attention back toward Eric, a smile still on his face allowing Eric to ease up a bit.
Michael Hunter Jr.: Yes i did, glad you could give me your time.
Eric nods as Michael continues.
Michael Hunter Jr.: You see tonight, I make my debut for Future Stars of Wrestling, tonight Mr.Compton the FSW changes forever, The era of the Marksmen begins tonight.
Eric looks at John as Michael talks noticing that John is still staring daggers into him, Michael simply looks at John and nods as he finally sites down, Ashley seems to find this funny as she lets out a little giggle. Eric regains his composure once more as he goes to speak again.
Eric Compton: That's all well and good Mr. Hunter, but you do have a match tonight, and it's against fellow newcomer Adrien. I gotta tell you this chick seems kinda scary, I mean she's got the whole dark mysterious thing going for her, if you do happen to lose tonight, whats that gonna do for this whole Marksmen era?
John seems to take offense to Eric implying that his Trainee may lose, John goes to stand up but Michael puts a hand out stopping him as his smile just seems to get bigger.
Michael Hunter Jr.: That's the thing Eric, you see people seem to think this whole business is about wins and losses, it's not, it's about making an impact Eric. Win lose or draw...Tonight I will make an impact, Tonight when it's all said and done I guarantee you Adrien will know she was in a fight, I also guarantee everyone will know who I am and what I'm all about. Tonight the FSW roster will be put on notice, tonight mark my words Eric, the Maksmen era begins tonight. We're done here.
John stands back up as Michael begins punching his hands again, both men ignoring the fact that Eric is still there until he eventually leaves.
Match #5
ADRIEN VS MICHAEL HUNTER JR.
Amy: Our next match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from New York City, weighing in at 210 pounds…Michael Hunter Jr.!!
"Calling all cars we got another victim, since my love has become an affliction."The music blares through the P.A as Michael Hunter Jr comes out, He stands on the entrance ramp and motions as if he's shooting a bow and arrow, he releases and gives a cocky grin to the crowd as he walks to the ring.
Trey Parker: Michael Hunter really believe he could make an impact tonight.
Matt Stone: I just hope it is a impacted he want to make and not one he doesn't.
Amy: And his opponent…
The lights go out before "Girlfight-instrumental" by Brooke Valentine begins to play. There's a momentarily silence and as the song hits the speakers, the lights come back on. Adrien walks out onto the ring entrance stage and doesn't stop walking as she makes her way down to the ring.
Trey Parker: Well she seems not to be people friendly!
Matt Stone: Well I don't know if you heard during training she hurt one of the trainers nose.
Trey Parker: I heard! I really can't wait to see what she can do inside of that ring!
Amy: Making her way to the ring standing at five feet seven inches and weighing in at 120 pounds. She hails from Tampa Bay, Florida. She is...ADRIENNNNN!!!
Adrien has a focused look in her eyes. She doesn't waste time getting into the ring. And she starts pacing back and forth as the fans are cheering her on. She takes periodic pauses to look out to the fans with that same focused look in her eyes each time. And as the music begins to come to a close she stands in the center of the ring
The bell rings as they come out of their corners. They circle each other and then lock up. Michael begins to take control as he is obviously the stronger of the two. He pushes Adrien back and gives a little taunt as Adrien and him lock up once more. Michael then gives Adrien a swift kick in the midsection and takes her back down with a double axe handle. He begins to pick Adrien back up by her hair, only to lock Adrien into a snap suplex. Michael then goes for the pin while hooking Adrien's leg.
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Trey Parker: Seems like he was trying to end this fast.
Matt Stone: She wasn't going to let that happen! She kick out fast!
but Adrien kicks out in time. Michael picks Adrien back up and irish whips her into the ropes. Adrien comes barreling back and ducks under Michael's clothesline. She comes back around and takes Michael down with a flying forearm. She goes for the cover
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Trey Parker: Michael kick out!
Matt Stone: These two really want to end this already!
Adrien picks Michael back up and throws him into the turnbuckle. Adrien goes charging after him and hits him with a spinning heel kick. Michael almost flips over the ropes, but stops himself and falls as Adrien goes for another pin.
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Matt Stone: She really is giving him a run for his money.
The ref notice Michael's foot on the ropes. Adrien drops a few knees onto Michael's shoulder and then a few elbows for good measure. She picks him up again and attempts a tornado DDT, but Michael pushes her off. Adrien gets right back to her feet as Michael charges at her, but is cut short by a standing dropkick by Adrien. She goes for a pin.
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but only a one as Michael kicks out. Adrien pulls Michael back to his feet and tries for an Irish Whip, but Michael reverses and delivers a stiff clothesline. Michael pulls Adrien in and sets up for a powerbomb. Michael goes to pick up Adrien but Adrien grabs the tights and pulls Michael through the ropes. Adrien then gets up and goes to go to the outside and the referee holds Adrien back and pushes her toward the other side the ring. Michael charges in hard again, but Adrien slips in an inside cradle.
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Amy: The winner of the match….Adrien!
Adrien slide out of the ring real fast as Michael sitting inside of the ring a bit upset as he looking over at the ref like he was crazy.
Matt Stone: She was like a fly that will not stop! She was all over him inside of that ring!
Trey Parker: I have a feeling this isn't the end of these two.
Match #6
MARCELLUS FRANKLIN VS TYLER ROBERTS
Matt Stone: Can you believe it tonight so far! First we have no GM. Rose Lee Scott got pissed off about the no shows tonight but send out a warning tonight about the new GM that will be here next week.
Trey Parker: She says every one job will not be save next week. Whoever this person is! They will be someone that won’t take crap from anyone it seems. Tonight though we have a great matchup already inside of the ring standing there is MARCELLUS FRANKLIN, He might have felt happy tonight he didn’t have to wrestles twice after all!
Matt Stone: I believe it was nonsense anyway to place him in a double match but he looks ready.
Marcellus looked up the ramp as waiting in the ring as The arena dims slightly as 'In Chains' by Shaman's Harvest starts to play. As the fans look at the stage a silhouette is seen of Tyler Roberts on his knees, arms stretched out to his sides looking to the sky.
Amy Schumer: Coming down to the ring.... from Toronto, Ontario Canada ...... The Angel of Death And Mercy,....... Tyler Roberts...........
The lights slowly return and he is speaking to the sky, he stands up and walks down the ramp towards the ring, where he pulls himself up onto the apron and climbs into the ring and walks around looking out at the fans from under his hat.
Matt Stone: Don’t know much about this guy but it seems he is ready to get a jumpstart here on FSW!
he removes his coat and hat and extends his arms out again before loosening up for the match. Marcellus smirks a bit looking over at the Tyler as he was testing the ropes.
Trey Parker: I know right now that Marceulls is happy that Jason Park Hunter isn’t the champion anymore because if he was this year he wouldn’t be able to go after that title. As long that Jason Park was the champ he couldn't go after.
Matt Stone: I believe he is and tonight he going to use this dude here to show why he need to be back into the picture of been in the hunt for the title.
The bell rang as the two men circle each other Marcellus start to mouth towards Tyler. He got all into the man face as he points right at his chin. He pushes Tyler back as Tyler try to keep his cool.
Marcellus smirks again as he points to his chin right out towards Tyler as he smirks yelling at him.
Marcellus: I am going to let you get the first hit.. go right ahead...
Tyler looks at him like he was dumb as he just smirks as he gives Marcellus his Mercy Given right there on the chin. Marcellus hit the mat down hard as Tyler cover him.
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Matt Stone: I think Tyler made a record already here in FSW for the faster debut match!
Trey Parker: I believe he just did. That one way to impressed the new boss!
Tyler plays to the crowd as he arm was raised as the winner as Marcellus was slowly getting up with the help of the ref. He stood over the ropes glaring at Tyler as Tyler have a big grin on his face.
Winner: Tyler Roberts
All the fans looks up the ramp on the tron as some of the men start to let out some whistles sounds as some of the other fans just start to cheer. On the tron was no other than Lizzette Morgan standing there. She was wearing her hair straight wearing a pair of blue jeans with a blue jeans jacket and a low cut FSW shirt. Standing right behind her was Jason Park Hunter wearing his hood over his head with his back to the fans with his he head down a bit like he was getting in the zone. On the other side of her was Kimi Smalls wearing her ring gear having a very serious look on her face. Lizzette fold her arms as she looks right at the camera with a serious look on her face as she start to speak.
Lizzette Morgan: I was standing backstage listening very closely towards the words of Carlos Victoria. He have been spilling the same words over and over again. It is like he want us to keep certain things in mind. He felt that none of my clients are worthy to be stepping inside of that ring against his champion.
She took in a deep breath as she smirks a bit as she place her hands on her hips.
Lizzette Morgan: They both have the right to be inside of that ring with the champion of FSW. Kimi Smalls have been here from the start while others just disappear. She never once let anything stop her from keep coming here. She kept up with her training and each time she get inside of that ring against anyone. She just keep on getting better and better. She is the dark horse of FSW. Do you know what they say about Dark horses? You always keep an eye on them because you never know when they will do something unexpectable.
She place her hand on Kimi’s shoulder as she smirks a bit.
Lizzette Morgan: Tonight in this match. Kimi is ready to step up the plate. She is ready to show to everyone what happens to people who do hard works. She is ready to show everyone why someone like her can and will be something. It doesn’t matter if you was born into this business when it comes to her. She has the tablet that will push her further than EVER before in this company. You just might be looking over at your next FSW Champion.
The crowd starts to chant her name as Lizzette Morgan just smirks a bit as she then start to looks over at Jason Park Hunter. You could see he have lift his head and turn it sideway as the crowd just let out loud pop for him. Lizzette just smirk a bit.
Lizzette Morgan: Or will it be Jason Park Hunter.... Double X.... and he can become the first ever 2X FSW Champion
The crowd start to chant his name as he smirks a bit as he slowly turn around with that smirk on his face. He lift up his right hand and left hand together into a fist with his hand tapes chewing gum looking ready for her fight.
Lizzette Morgan: It could be... look at him he is ready. He is back on the hunt and when that happens. Everyone need to watch out because he is ready to eat you down and spill you out like you a piece of trash on the street.He is ready to make you believe you have a chance but once you when you least expect it. He will end your dreams just in the snap of a finger. He have done that already to a few people but do you see them around? No they are gone. You want to try to downplay his talent. You want to try to use his family history against him. You can try to play any mind game with him. You will see it doesn’t work. Yes Atlas took out Jason Park at Wrestlefest but a famous quote comes to my mind. "But it aint how hard you hit it about how hard you can hit and keep moving!" This is something that Jason lives by everyday of his life. That is something Jason is ready to display tonight in that ring against Atlas.
She smirks a bit.
Lizzette Morgan: You might believe he got everything handle to him on a silver plate but he work his ass to get to where he is today. He didn't just walk in here and believe he should just get a shot but he walk throught almost every wrestlers that here in FSW and now he is ready to do the same thing with the new brands of stars. I just hope they aren't like a few who just give up and disappear.
Lizzette just smirks a bit as she grins softly.
Lizzette Morgan: Tonight match is very important because it going to help to place this company FSW on top. It will explain why FSW is the place to be to get the start in order to show to everyone on Brawl and Rampage why you are it! These two wrestlers will be show why FSW IS THE SHIT!
Kimi just grins as she walks off as Jason Park Hunter smirk as he walk away slowly as Lizzette stood there with a grin.
Trey Parker: And that match is next!
NON-TITLE
TRIPLE THREAT MATCH
TRIPLE THREAT MATCH
KIMI SMALLS
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ATLAS (C)
Amy Schumer: Ladies and Gentlemen the following match is our Main Event of the Evening, a Triple Threat Match scheduled for one fall.
Trey Parker: Kimi Smalls and Double X have a chance to pick up a pinfall or submission victory over our reigning FSW Champion.
Matt Stone: I'm more interested in how the two love birds are going to act during this match.
Trey Parker: What exactly are you talking about Matt?
Matt Stone: Are they going to go for it solo, or are they going to work together to take out the FSW Champion and making it easier for one of them to get the pinfall, but which one would it be?
Trey Parker: That's an excellent point Matt, see you're not a complete idiot.
'Petrified' by Fort Minor hits the arena as the fans begins to cheer loudly. Double X steps out onto the stage wearing a black hood over his head. He starts to clap to the music getting the crowd into it as they start to clap with him. He begins to jump up and down on his feet before making his way down the ramp nodding his head along with the music. He climbs up the stairs walking across the apron and climbing up to the top ropes. Double X flips his hood back and throws his arms to the side. He grins towards the crowd jumping into the ring and removing his hood.
Amy Schumer: Standing in at five feet ten inches tall, weighing in at one hundred and sixty-three pounds, residing from Brooklyn, New York, 'The Self Proclaimed Prince of EWC' Hunter!!!
Trey Parker: Here comes the former and very first FSW Champion Double X, let's see what he has in store for Atlas and Kimi Smalls tonight.
Matt Stone: His parents influence with FSW Management has basically turned this match into a handicap match, it's basically two against one here. Is everyone blind?
'Won't Back Down' by Eminem ft. P!nk hits the arena as Kimi Smalls skips out onto the stage with a devious smile on her face as she waves at the crowd. She mouths along to all of P!nk's parts as the look on her face grows more serious.
Amy Schumer: Standing in at five feet eight inches tall, weighing in at one hundred and thirty-five pounds, residing from Brooklyn, New York, Kimi Smalls!!!
After being announced, she makes her way down the ramp, high-fiving the fans as she makes her way to the ring, even pausing for a couple of selfies before making her way up onto the ring apron. She saunters to the middle of the side of the ring and dances a bit before launching herself over the ropes. She continues playing up the crowd as she goes to a corner and does a round-off/back handspring combo before leaning against the ropes as she waits for the match to begin.
Trey Parker: Sugar and Spice and full of spunk, Kimi Smalls is still wet behind the ears, but she has a desire to be one of the best.
Matt Stone: Well this is definitely a chance for her to gain some experience and pinfall victory over our FSW Champion Atlas.
'Viol' by Gesaffelstein hits the arena as Carlos Vitória steps out onto the stage in a flashy suit. He stands at the top of the stage and extends his arms to the side as Atlas steps out onto the stage with the FSW Championship around his waist. Atlas continues his way down the ramp with an all seriousness expression locked on his face. Once ringside Carlos hops up the ring steps and walks to the middle of the apron and sits on the second rope and lifts the top rope up with his shoulder. Atlas steps in between the ropes and unclasp the FSW Championship from around his waist and hands it over to Carlos.
Amy Schumer: Standing in at six feet two inches tall, weighing in at two hundred and forty-five pounds, residing from Chicago, Illinois, accompanied to the ring by Carlos Vitória, Your FSW Champion, Atlas
Trey Parker: The FSW Champion sure does look damn impressive, but I know Double X, wants his title back.
Matt Stone: Wanting is one thing and getting that title back is another thing. Atlas is a beast inside and outside of that ring, it won't be a walk in the park.
Bell Rings: Kimi Smalls walks to the center of the ring and extends her hand out to Double X who shakes it, she makes her way over to Atlas and extends her hand, but he just looks at her before shaking her hand. Kimi starts to back away, but Atlas pulls her in for a vicious short arm clothesline nearly taking her head off. Hunter is quick on the attack with clubbing blows to the back of Atlas knocking the big man down to his knee. Hunter hits the ropes and bounces back into a clothesline of his own from Atlas. Atlas pulls Hunter back up to his feet and locks his arms around his waist before throwing him over his head and connecting with a belly-to-belly overhead suplex. Atlas stands tall and looks over for Kimi and turns right into a huge missile dropkick from Kimi herself. Kimi quickly hooks the legs of Atlas for the cover and the ref gets down to make the count,
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Trey Parker: Atlas nearly took Kimi Smalls head off at the beginning of this match and she just nearly caved his chest in with that Missile Dropkick.
Matt Stone: She just kicked a beast of a man and she better duck for cover when he stands back up on his feet.
Atlas stands tall and is instantly met with a superkick to the jaw from Hunter sending him through the ropes and to the outside floor. Hunter taunts the ground before Kimi walks up behind him and rolls him up for the cover, the ref gets down to make the count,
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Trey Parker: Atlas slammed Kimi hard against the ring barricade and Hunter made him pay for it with that flying clothesline.
Matt Stone: All they are doing is poking the beast and he's going to explode and there will be hell to pay.
Atlas pops up to his feet and charges forward taking both Kimi and Hunter down with a double clothesline. Atlas quickly guides Hunter back up to his feet and sends him back down to the mat with a t-bone suplex. Atlas grabs Kimi and sends her flying over his head with the belly to belly overhead suplex. Atlas throws Kimi on top of Hunter and than makes the cover on both opponents as the ref gets down to make the count,
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but Hunter manages to get his shoulder up by the count of two. Atlas grabs Kimi and tosses her to the side grabbing Hunter and pulling him back up to his feet. Atlas drives his fist deep into the midsection of Hunter and tosses him into the nearest corner. Atlas charges forward and connects with a shoulder thrust into the corner. Atlas pulls Hunter up onto his shoulder before pointing to the middle of the ring and connecting with a running powerslam. Atlas hooks the legs of Hunter for the cover and the ref gets down to make the count,
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Matt Stone: See Trey, I told you so, they poked the beast over and over again and he poked back faster and harder.
Trey Parker: He is a force to be reckoned with and he is our FSW Champion.
Atlas grabs Kimi by her throat and lifts her into the air, but Kimi drives her elbow directly into the face of Atlas forcing him to release his hold. Kimi attempts to send Atlas to the ropes with an irish whip, but Atlas doesn't budge. Atlas pulls Kimi in for another clothleline, but she slides through his legs and charges for the ropes. Kimi springboards herself off the ropes and manages to catch Atlas with a springboard moonsault ddt taking him down to the mat. Kimi makes the cover and the ref gets down to make the count,
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Trey Parker: Kimi was just wrecking show and taking names, but Atlas pulled the brakes on her.
Matt Stone: He stopped Hunter too, just like he's going to beat both of these two tonight when the dust settles.
Atlas pulls Kimi up to her feet and sends her to the corner with an irish whip. Atlas than pulls Hunter up to his feet and sends him crashing into Kimi with another irish whip. Atlas sets up across the ring before charging forward and looking for a body splash, but both Kimi and Hunter roll out of harms way as Atlas connects with the ring post shoulder first. Atlas staggers out of the corner and walks right into another superkick from Hunter keeping his staggered on his feet. Kimi grabs Atlas by the head and jumps up to the nearest turnbuckle before connecting with a big tornado ddt. Kimi makes her way back up to her feet and grabs Hunter spinning him around and locking her lips against his in a passionate kiss. Hunter is stunned before Kimi slips her arm around his head and sends him face first into the mat with Losing Heads. Kimi rolls Hunter over, but Atlas grabs her from behind and sends her flying through the ropes. Atlas hooks the legs of Hunter for the cover as the ref makes the count.
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Amy Schumer: Ladies and Gentlemen your winner of the matchup via pinfall your FSW Champion, Atlas
Trey Parker: Kimi Smalls had the match won, but Atlas stole her victory.
Matt Stone: It's not over until the fat lady sings and that fat bitch is singing now.
The crowd wa was going crazy about what happen as Kimi was standing outside of the ring holding her head as Jason looks very upset as Atlas along with Carlos was walking up the ramp but then "Tip Toe" came blasting over the speakers. Rose Lee Scott came out once again standing on the top of the ramp looking down at everyone.
Rose Lee: Tonight your three show why FSW is the place to be but at next taping I believe you just might found the card a little bit interesting. I have a message from your guys new boss. Jason and Kimi your two feel your can separate your real life from outside of the ring inside of the ring. Well let just say your guys will have to prove that.
Rose Lee just stood there smile as Atlas with his manager Carlos stood there wondering what is about to happen along with Jason and Kimi down by the ring with a look of wonder.
Trey Parker: What could she mean by that?
Matt Stone: We will found out next taping! Till next time! I am Matt Stone and this is Trey Parker. You just watch FSW!
VS
DOUBLE X
VS
ATLAS (C)
Amy Schumer: Ladies and Gentlemen the following match is our Main Event of the Evening, a Triple Threat Match scheduled for one fall.
Trey Parker: Kimi Smalls and Double X have a chance to pick up a pinfall or submission victory over our reigning FSW Champion.
Matt Stone: I'm more interested in how the two love birds are going to act during this match.
Trey Parker: What exactly are you talking about Matt?
Matt Stone: Are they going to go for it solo, or are they going to work together to take out the FSW Champion and making it easier for one of them to get the pinfall, but which one would it be?
Trey Parker: That's an excellent point Matt, see you're not a complete idiot.
'Petrified' by Fort Minor hits the arena as the fans begins to cheer loudly. Double X steps out onto the stage wearing a black hood over his head. He starts to clap to the music getting the crowd into it as they start to clap with him. He begins to jump up and down on his feet before making his way down the ramp nodding his head along with the music. He climbs up the stairs walking across the apron and climbing up to the top ropes. Double X flips his hood back and throws his arms to the side. He grins towards the crowd jumping into the ring and removing his hood.
Amy Schumer: Standing in at five feet ten inches tall, weighing in at one hundred and sixty-three pounds, residing from Brooklyn, New York, 'The Self Proclaimed Prince of EWC' Hunter!!!
Trey Parker: Here comes the former and very first FSW Champion Double X, let's see what he has in store for Atlas and Kimi Smalls tonight.
Matt Stone: His parents influence with FSW Management has basically turned this match into a handicap match, it's basically two against one here. Is everyone blind?
'Won't Back Down' by Eminem ft. P!nk hits the arena as Kimi Smalls skips out onto the stage with a devious smile on her face as she waves at the crowd. She mouths along to all of P!nk's parts as the look on her face grows more serious.
Amy Schumer: Standing in at five feet eight inches tall, weighing in at one hundred and thirty-five pounds, residing from Brooklyn, New York, Kimi Smalls!!!
After being announced, she makes her way down the ramp, high-fiving the fans as she makes her way to the ring, even pausing for a couple of selfies before making her way up onto the ring apron. She saunters to the middle of the side of the ring and dances a bit before launching herself over the ropes. She continues playing up the crowd as she goes to a corner and does a round-off/back handspring combo before leaning against the ropes as she waits for the match to begin.
Trey Parker: Sugar and Spice and full of spunk, Kimi Smalls is still wet behind the ears, but she has a desire to be one of the best.
Matt Stone: Well this is definitely a chance for her to gain some experience and pinfall victory over our FSW Champion Atlas.
'Viol' by Gesaffelstein hits the arena as Carlos Vitória steps out onto the stage in a flashy suit. He stands at the top of the stage and extends his arms to the side as Atlas steps out onto the stage with the FSW Championship around his waist. Atlas continues his way down the ramp with an all seriousness expression locked on his face. Once ringside Carlos hops up the ring steps and walks to the middle of the apron and sits on the second rope and lifts the top rope up with his shoulder. Atlas steps in between the ropes and unclasp the FSW Championship from around his waist and hands it over to Carlos.
Amy Schumer: Standing in at six feet two inches tall, weighing in at two hundred and forty-five pounds, residing from Chicago, Illinois, accompanied to the ring by Carlos Vitória, Your FSW Champion, Atlas
Trey Parker: The FSW Champion sure does look damn impressive, but I know Double X, wants his title back.
Matt Stone: Wanting is one thing and getting that title back is another thing. Atlas is a beast inside and outside of that ring, it won't be a walk in the park.
Bell Rings: Kimi Smalls walks to the center of the ring and extends her hand out to Double X who shakes it, she makes her way over to Atlas and extends her hand, but he just looks at her before shaking her hand. Kimi starts to back away, but Atlas pulls her in for a vicious short arm clothesline nearly taking her head off. Hunter is quick on the attack with clubbing blows to the back of Atlas knocking the big man down to his knee. Hunter hits the ropes and bounces back into a clothesline of his own from Atlas. Atlas pulls Hunter back up to his feet and locks his arms around his waist before throwing him over his head and connecting with a belly-to-belly overhead suplex. Atlas stands tall and looks over for Kimi and turns right into a huge missile dropkick from Kimi herself. Kimi quickly hooks the legs of Atlas for the cover and the ref gets down to make the count,
1
but Atlas kicks out right at the count of one.
Trey Parker: Atlas nearly took Kimi Smalls head off at the beginning of this match and she just nearly caved his chest in with that Missile Dropkick.
Matt Stone: She just kicked a beast of a man and she better duck for cover when he stands back up on his feet.
Atlas stands tall and is instantly met with a superkick to the jaw from Hunter sending him through the ropes and to the outside floor. Hunter taunts the ground before Kimi walks up behind him and rolls him up for the cover, the ref gets down to make the count,
1
.
but Hunter kicks out after the count of one. Hunter stand tall and looks over at Kimi who winks at him when she gets tripped up by Atlas on the outside. Atlas grabs Kimi by her feet and pulls her to the outside floor. Atlas pulls Kimi up to her feet and sends her back first into the ring barricade with a shoulder thrust. The ref begins his count as Hunter quickly rolls to the outside floor. The ref reaches the count of two as Hunter hops onto the ring barricade and runs around the corner and connects with a Flying Clothesline knocking Atlas off his feet by the count of three. Hunter grabs Atlas by the count of four and throws him back into the ring. Kimi makes her way back up to her own feet and slides underneath the bottom rope as Hunter slides in behind her.
Trey Parker: Atlas slammed Kimi hard against the ring barricade and Hunter made him pay for it with that flying clothesline.
Matt Stone: All they are doing is poking the beast and he's going to explode and there will be hell to pay.
Atlas pops up to his feet and charges forward taking both Kimi and Hunter down with a double clothesline. Atlas quickly guides Hunter back up to his feet and sends him back down to the mat with a t-bone suplex. Atlas grabs Kimi and sends her flying over his head with the belly to belly overhead suplex. Atlas throws Kimi on top of Hunter and than makes the cover on both opponents as the ref gets down to make the count,
1
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2
but Hunter manages to get his shoulder up by the count of two. Atlas grabs Kimi and tosses her to the side grabbing Hunter and pulling him back up to his feet. Atlas drives his fist deep into the midsection of Hunter and tosses him into the nearest corner. Atlas charges forward and connects with a shoulder thrust into the corner. Atlas pulls Hunter up onto his shoulder before pointing to the middle of the ring and connecting with a running powerslam. Atlas hooks the legs of Hunter for the cover and the ref gets down to make the count,
1
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2
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but Kimi breaks up the pin attempt after the count of two.
Matt Stone: See Trey, I told you so, they poked the beast over and over again and he poked back faster and harder.
Trey Parker: He is a force to be reckoned with and he is our FSW Champion.
Atlas grabs Kimi by her throat and lifts her into the air, but Kimi drives her elbow directly into the face of Atlas forcing him to release his hold. Kimi attempts to send Atlas to the ropes with an irish whip, but Atlas doesn't budge. Atlas pulls Kimi in for another clothleline, but she slides through his legs and charges for the ropes. Kimi springboards herself off the ropes and manages to catch Atlas with a springboard moonsault ddt taking him down to the mat. Kimi makes the cover and the ref gets down to make the count,
1
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.
2
but Hunter breaks up the pin attempt at the count of two. Hunter pulls Kimi back up to her feet and is instantly caught with a stiff knee strike to the midsection. Hunter buckles over and Kimi takes advantage by sending him to the mat with a snap suplex. Kimi makes the cover and the ref gets down to make the count,
1
.
.
.
2
but Hunter kicks out at the count of two. Kimi stands tall and guides Hunter back up to his feet when both are taken down to the mat with shoudler tackles from Atlas.
Trey Parker: Kimi was just wrecking show and taking names, but Atlas pulled the brakes on her.
Matt Stone: He stopped Hunter too, just like he's going to beat both of these two tonight when the dust settles.
Atlas pulls Kimi up to her feet and sends her to the corner with an irish whip. Atlas than pulls Hunter up to his feet and sends him crashing into Kimi with another irish whip. Atlas sets up across the ring before charging forward and looking for a body splash, but both Kimi and Hunter roll out of harms way as Atlas connects with the ring post shoulder first. Atlas staggers out of the corner and walks right into another superkick from Hunter keeping his staggered on his feet. Kimi grabs Atlas by the head and jumps up to the nearest turnbuckle before connecting with a big tornado ddt. Kimi makes her way back up to her feet and grabs Hunter spinning him around and locking her lips against his in a passionate kiss. Hunter is stunned before Kimi slips her arm around his head and sends him face first into the mat with Losing Heads. Kimi rolls Hunter over, but Atlas grabs her from behind and sends her flying through the ropes. Atlas hooks the legs of Hunter for the cover as the ref makes the count.
1
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2
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3
Winner: Atlas
Amy Schumer: Ladies and Gentlemen your winner of the matchup via pinfall your FSW Champion, Atlas
Trey Parker: Kimi Smalls had the match won, but Atlas stole her victory.
Matt Stone: It's not over until the fat lady sings and that fat bitch is singing now.
The crowd wa was going crazy about what happen as Kimi was standing outside of the ring holding her head as Jason looks very upset as Atlas along with Carlos was walking up the ramp but then "Tip Toe" came blasting over the speakers. Rose Lee Scott came out once again standing on the top of the ramp looking down at everyone.
Rose Lee: Tonight your three show why FSW is the place to be but at next taping I believe you just might found the card a little bit interesting. I have a message from your guys new boss. Jason and Kimi your two feel your can separate your real life from outside of the ring inside of the ring. Well let just say your guys will have to prove that.
Rose Lee just stood there smile as Atlas with his manager Carlos stood there wondering what is about to happen along with Jason and Kimi down by the ring with a look of wonder.
Trey Parker: What could she mean by that?
Matt Stone: We will found out next taping! Till next time! I am Matt Stone and this is Trey Parker. You just watch FSW!
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BRAYDEN NIMMO VS NOAH JACKSON
Winner: Noah Jackson
FREDDIE STYLES VS REX STEINSEX
Winner: No Show
[Tag Team Match]
SWAY & MARCELLUS FRANKLIN VS ROSETTA STONE & ORWELL DAWN
Winner: No Show
JOHNNY BONECRUSHER VS DANNY HALL
Winner: Johnny Bonecrusher
ADRIEN VS MICHAEL HUNTER JR.
Winner: Adrien
MARCELLUS FRANKLIN VS TYLER ROBERTS
Winner: Tyler Roberts
NON TITLE TRIPLE THREAT MATCH
KIMI SMALLS VS DOUBLE X VS ATLAS (C)
Winner: Atlas
Pinned: Double X
© THE EXTREME WRESTLING CORPORATION 2016
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END CREDITS
SEGMENTS
Rose Lee Scott
Kimi Smalls
Johnny Bonecrusher
Carlos Vitória
Michael Hunter Jr.
Lizzette Morgan
Kimi Smalls
Johnny Bonecrusher
Carlos Vitória
Michael Hunter Jr.
Lizzette Morgan
VOTERS THIS WEEK
Miss Rhonda
Michael Saint
Roselee Scott
Jaxon Friar
Michael Saint
Roselee Scott
Jaxon Friar
QUICK RE-CAP
BRAYDEN NIMMO VS NOAH JACKSON
Winner: Noah Jackson
FREDDIE STYLES VS REX STEINSEX
Winner: No Show
[Tag Team Match]
SWAY & MARCELLUS FRANKLIN VS ROSETTA STONE & ORWELL DAWN
Winner: No Show
JOHNNY BONECRUSHER VS DANNY HALL
Winner: Johnny Bonecrusher
ADRIEN VS MICHAEL HUNTER JR.
Winner: Adrien
MARCELLUS FRANKLIN VS TYLER ROBERTS
Winner: Tyler Roberts
NON TITLE TRIPLE THREAT MATCH
KIMI SMALLS VS DOUBLE X VS ATLAS (C)
Winner: Atlas
Pinned: Double X
© THE EXTREME WRESTLING CORPORATION 2016
