Post by FN'R on Jan 29, 2016 17:20:04 GMT -6
WARNING: This live event contains stunts performed by professionals or under the supervision of professionals and maybe unsuitable for younger viewers. Accordingly EWC and it's producers must insist that no one attempt to recreate or re-enact any stunt or activity performed in this live event.
The Extreme Wrestling Corporation presents
EPISODE 391
JANUARY 29, 2016
FRIDAY NIGHT RAMPAGE
EPISODE 391
JANUARY 29, 2016
Live from HULMAN CENTER IN TERRE HAUTE, INDIANA
EWC RAMPAGE
January 29, 2016
Live From the Hulman Center in Terre Haute, Indiana
Commentators: David Arquette & Scott Caan
Announcer: Emmanuelle Chriqui
Head Ref: John Dean
Backstage Help: Ace Heart
"Figure It Out" by Royal Blood blasts in the arena as the show starts off with video footage detailing historic events that have taken place on Friday Night Rampage. Images of previous Champions are shown, starting with Chupacabra then moving onto Cameron Hayden, Michael Saint, Shadow Man, Level One and James Chambers. Sped up footage then shows a special montage of Memphis Reigns, Blade, Ebon, Jesse Nunez, Hurricane Jeff, Moses Lake, Kid Cactus, Kid Cannabis, BDC, Jay Cee, Stray and then explodes into Sedition members Gladiator and then The Rev, before switching to recent time with Ruthan Park and Luke Wolfe, James Kash and Griffin Hawkins, before ending with Project Chaos and the EWC Undisputed World Champion XPLODE.
The opening pyros hit and here we go.
The Joe Louis Arena is rocking, sold out with over 20,000 fans in attendance. The camera pans around showing the excited crowd jumping for joy in anticipation for the beginning of the show.
The camera then pans out showing a full scale view of the jam packed arena and zooms in on some crazy fans holding up their signs.
"FREE GRIFFIN HAWKINS"
"BRAWL IS UNWATCHABLE"
"MARK STORM > XPLODE!"
"
"ANARCHY 16 RULES"
"FREE GRIFFIN HAWKINS"
"BRAWL IS UNWATCHABLE"
"MARK STORM > XPLODE!"
"
"ANARCHY 16 RULES"
FNR
FNR
FNR
FNR
FNR
(Suddenly, the lights dim as "Follow" by Breaking Benjamin rips through the P.A. speakers. The opening chords play out and, when the drums kick in, we see "Hot Shot" Sean Lorrenza appear on the entrance ramp.)
Arquette: I guess we're going to start the night off with a bang with Rampage's newest acquisition, "Hot Shot" Sean Lorrenza!
Caan: This is so cool, man! Sean Lorrenza is known all over the world as one of the greatest athletes in our sport, so this should be very interesting to see what he has to say or why he's out here right now.
(Sean - dressed in a gray dress shirt with the sleeves rolled up to the mid-forearm, faded American Eagle jeans, and white K-Swiss low-tops - looks around at the capacity crowd with a smug look on his face before making his way down to the ring. The crowd's reaction is mixed with both boos and cheers, but it is most likely to switch to one dominate reaction once he addresses them. Sean makes his way up the steps, through the ropes, and is handed a microphone from the time keeper once inside the ring. The music is cut off, and Sean stands there in the middle of the ring. He flashes his famous grin as the crowd begins to cheer.)
Crowd: Hot Shot! Hot Shot! Hot Shot! Hot Shot! Hot Shot!
Arquette: Listen to these people here in the Hulman Center, Scott. This is AWESOME!
Caan: I know, right? As a wrestling fan, I always get goosebumps when the crowd erupts like this.
(Lorrenza takes a quick breath, flashes another smile, then brings the microphone up to his lips.)
Lorrenza: Hulman Center...
(The crowd continues to cheer as Sean stops momentarily. He soon begins again.)
Lorrenza: When I arrived at the arena earlier, I told Ace Heart that I would come out here and let you all know just what my plans are now that I'm officially a member of the Rampage brand here in EWC. But, you know what? I can't do that if you people don't SHUT YOUR MOUTHS and LET ME TALK!
(And, with that, the crowd's cheers have quickly turned to massive boos just like that with the snap of a finger!)
Arquette: What? Come on, Sean! These people didn't do anything to deserve that. They were CHEERING you!
Caan: That's not cool, man!
(Sean flashes a cocky smirk before continuing.)
Lorrenza: Go ahead and boo all you want, Hoosier douches. It doesn't affect me ONE BIT (chuckles)! You see, I'm not here to be liked. I'm not here to ask for your approval. I'm not here to kiss your babies or to be the inspiration for your being. I'm here for one reason, and one reason only... to COMPLETELY DOMINATE the Rampage brand until I am the lone wolf standing at the top of the mountain!
Arquette: That's going to be tougher done than said, "Hot Shot"!
Caan: No kidding, Dave. Rampage has some of the best superstars in the world!
Lorrenza: My debut match against Jesse Styles in just a little while is only the beginning of my rise to fame here on Rampage. I'm going to wipe the floor with that no-talent hack, and then it's on to bigger and better things! Bigger and better things like EWC championships! After Styles, it's on to people like Griffin Hawkins, King Flip, Metal Black... SHADOW MAN...
(The crowd now erupts in cheers at the mention of Shadow Man.)
Crowd: WE WANT TACOS! WE WANT TACOS! WE WANT TACOS! WE WANT TACOS!
Lorrenza: You want tacos? Good... I hope you ALL shit your brains out and get E. Coli!
(The crowd boos MASSIVELY!)
Arquette: That's a TERRIBLE thing to say! These fans are the LIFE-BLOOD of our company!
Caan: You got that right, dude. Without them, the EWC would be nothing! I can't believe how much of a pompous jackass this guy is!
Arquette: Have you seen him wrestle, though? He IS really good and he's pretty fricken hilarious, even though I don't approve of some of the things he says or when he disrespects our fans.
Caan: Yeah, you do have a point there. I don't like his attitude either, but this guy is sure to sell tickets either way. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure that out.
Lorrenza: Hey, that's what you get for cheering for a guy like Shadow Man. That's what you get for thinking that his whole taco deal is a good and entertaining thing! But whatever. The last person on the list is your beloved Undisputed World Champion, Xplode!
Arquette: Oh my... Lorrenza just called out our Undisputed World Champion!
Caan: He didn't really call him out, he just name-dropped him as a way to get cheap heat.
Lorrenza: I don't give a damn if I have to go over to Brawl and knock down President Mac's door to get a shot at any champion over there. If that's what it takes, I'll do it! I'm not only here in Rampage to BRING the Rampage, but I'm here to bring it to ALL of the Extreme Wrestling Corporation whether any of you like it or not! When it's all said and done, I WILL be standing tall as your Undisputed World Champion because, when you're "The Real Deal of Professional Wrestling", it just doesn't get ANY BETTER!
(Sean drops the microphone as "Follow" by Breaking Benjamin hits the speakers. He flashes another smug, cocky grin at the crowd before exiting the ring and walking back up the ramp. He even flips the middle finger to a few people in the crowd.)