Post by President Mac on Feb 1, 2016 23:40:20 GMT -6
WARNING: This live event contains stunts performed by professionals or under the supervision of professionals and maybe unsuitable for younger viewers. Accordingly EWC and it's producers must insist that no one attempt to recreate or re-enact any stunt or activity performed in this live event.
EWC BRAWL
February 1st 2016
LIVE! from the Verizon Center in Washington, D.C.
Commentators: Joe Aiello & Jeremy Piven
Announcer: Jessica Stroup
Senior Referee: Paul Turner
Referee: Josh Daniels
Backstage Interviewer: Ace Heart
"Follow" by Breaking Benjamin blasts in the Stadium.
The show starts off with video footage detailing historic events over Monday Night Brawls Nineteen year history. From episode 001 all the way down to episode 445.
Images of previous EWC Champions are shown, starting with the very first Champion Black Ninja, then moving onto Big Mac and Steve Bennett. Sped up footage then shows a special montage of Memphis Reigns, Shadow Man, Hirsh Valentine, Jesse Nunez, Hurricane Jeff, Moses Lake, James Chambers, BDC, Jay Cee, Stray, Gladiator and then The Rev all with the World Championship. Sped up footage again then takes us through to Xplode, Nathan Creed, Metal Black, Living Dead Karl, Brett Black, Shawn Cage, King Flip, Slade Hardison, Emma Louise, Sabriynn Cassidy, Grime, and Jon Kellar
This is followed by highlights of showcasing Monday Night Brawl Champions: Shadow Man, Metal Black, King Flip and Xplode
There is a pause as the video package splits in half, one half dedicated to Memphis Reigns & the other half dedicated to MadDawg with the final wording ..
"In Loving Memory ... We will never forget"
The opening pyros hit and here we go.
The energy in the Verizon Center in Washington, D.C. is electrifying.
Spotlights circle around the arena as the thousands of fans in the venue are shown in a wide angle shot. The camera then pans out showing a full scale view of the jam packed arena and zooms in on some crazy fans.
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As the camera pans around the arena once more, it finally comes to a stop at the announcer's booth where Aiello and Piven are shown smiling. The show is live... and the excitement is at a fever pitch!
Aiello: Hello ladies and gentleman, we are live here at the Verizon Center in Washington D.C. What a night we have in store
Piven: Yes and unlike those brutal FSW ratings that came out this morning, Monday Night Brawl is hot hot hot, returning to the tippity top of the Monday Night programming wars
Aiello: It will certainly be interesting to see how President Mac reacts to the news that FSW debuted to such low numbers. Well below last years average
Piven: If I know Mac, I think it's a safe bet that some job vacancies will be available tomorrow morning over at FSW
Aiello: It's sad that ratings have such a stranglehold on job status, but that's the world we live in. FSW is filled with all kinds of talent, but management plays a big key on promoting those stars. Lets shift our focus to something much more posititive Jeremy
Piven: HIV baby
Aiello: What? No.. Lets look to our Main Event. Tonight our main event is a match we have a lot of anticipation for. It’s between Mr. International, the EWC International Champion and GPC Light heavyweight Fighting Champion King Flip and Kruzer.
Piven: It’s going to be a great match! Lots of excitement and I can’t wait!
Aiello: Last week, we saw Chris Calvin turn on King Flip. Chris Calvin came out to the ring and it appeared that he was trying to help King Flip in his match against Dorian Ryan. It was a great match. And Dorian Ryan gave King Flip a run for his money.
Piven: It was a great match for Dorian Ryan. He’ll be in a match with Nurse Kinsley later on tonight.
Aiello: Yes, we’ll see how he fairs against King Flip’s tag team partner later tonight, but first we would like to take you back to what took place in the last moments of that match between King Flip and Dorian Ryan and what happened concerning Chris Calvin. Take a look.
[Flip is furious. He gets to his feet. He heads over to the ropes and points down at Chris Calvin and at the back again. He gets out of the ring and gets in Calvin’s face. He shoves him a bit and Calvin makes like he’s decided to leave ringside and Flip rolls back into the ring. He reaches down to grab Dorian Ryan by the head again, but Dorian gives him a kick to the head.
Aiello: Flip bent down to far there! He took too much time dealing with Chris Calvin! Dorian Ryan is fighting back!
Piven: Chris Calvin could be the reason why the International Champ loses this match.
Dorian Ryan gets to his feet. Flip goes for a clothesline, Dorian ducks, and hits Flip with a huge superkick. Dorian kicks Flip so hard that the impact causes Dorian to drop to a knee. He looks at Flip and gets to his feet. He points to the top rope.
Aiello: Dorian Ryan wants to go high once more! He’s feeling the intensity of this match!
Dorian goes to the corner and climbs to the top turnbuckle. He waits for a brief moment, he gets the fans behind him with the wave of his hands by rolling his wrists. He measures, allowing Flip to stumble getting to his feet before flying off the top rope. Flip at the last second connects with a spinning wheel kick.
Piven: Holy—
Aiello: Flip caught him with a clean shot from that spinning wheel kick.
Flip gets up in a hurry and climbs to the top rope.
Aiello: He’s going for it!
Flip flies off the top rope and spins 530 degrees bringing his leg crashing down on Dorian Ryan.
Aiello: THERE IT IS!!! ROYAL BLOOD!!! KING FLIP COVERS DORIAN RYAN!!! IS THIS IT??
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Aiello: And King Flip wins! King Flip pulled that out of his bag of tricks! And he’s defeated Dorian Ryan in a hard fought match!
“Obnoxious” by Immortal Technique hits the speakers as King Flip slowly gets to his feet. The referee brings King Flip his titles and raises his arms as Chris Calvin enters the ring and comes up to grab Flip’s other arm on the opposite side.
Stroup: Winner of this match by pinfall! MIIIIISSTERRRRR INTERNATIONNNNNALLLL!!! KIINNNNNNGGG FLLLLIIIIIPPP!!!
King Flip whips his arms down and gets in Chris Calvin’s face. The music stops as the two argue. Finally, Flip is tired of it and turns to leave when Chris Calvin delivers a huge low blow to King Flip.
Aiello: What? What the hell?
Piven: Oh snap!
Aiello: Chris Calvin just hit King Flip with a low blow! Chris Calvin has turned on King Flip, ladies and gentlemen!
Calvin gets out of the ring and rushes up the ring entrance ramp toward the stage. Flip, in pain begins to get up and looks toward the ring entrance stage to see none other but Kruzer shaking hands with Chris Calvin.]
Aiello: And that is one of the many reasons why we are looking at King Flip and Kruzer in the main event with so much anticipation.
Piven: Did I really say 'oh snap'?
Aiello: I believe you did, Piven. We have a great show in store for you all tonight, lets kick things off with another reminder to order EWC TV
LIVING DEAD KARL
Vs BANE
Aiello: Let’s go Jessica Stroup now as we’re ready to start the opening match of the night.
Piven: It’s about time.
The camera pans to Jessica Stroup in the ring.
Stroup: Ladies and gentlemen, we are now ready for our first match of the evening. We are going to start off tonight with a ‘Wheel of Death’ match.
Aiello: What a way to start off a show! This is going to be exciting!
Piven: The wheel is at ringside and we still don’t know what type of match this is going to be.
Stroup: Before introducing the participants, please draw your attention to the wheel at ringside.
The camera pans to the wheel for a moment and then returns to Jessica Stroup in the ring.
Stroup: The procedure is simple. Once I have introduced both participants, I will then spin the wheel and whatever match the wheel stops on will be the type of match that you will see take place. So, ladies and gentlemen, without further ado—
Mist begins to develop and makes its way throughout the arena, remaining at lower altitudes. This eerie scene is augmented with the dimming of the lights, all of which are accompanied by L7's "Pretend We're Dead". At about 15 seconds into the song, a form manifests itself from the once-obscuring fog as if having risen from the ground itself.
Stroup: Hailing from Congdon Castle in Yakima, Washington, and weighing in at 255 pounds...
At about the 35-second mark, Living Dead Karl shambles into view looking all around at all the tender morsels booing and jeering him.
Stroup: Liviiiiing Deaaaaad Kaaaaarl!"
Brenda Vixen emerges right afterwards, walking alongside The Putrid Pugilist They then continue the short trek to the ring, bathed in fog and a chorus of boos.
Aiello: The man known as Living Dead Karl with Brenda Vixen! Who would dare want to face the Perfect Charles in a Wheel of Death match? You never know what you are going to get yourself into.
Piven: Scary. Just scary.
Brenda circles the outskirts of the ring while LDK storms to inside the ring, after taking a moment to look at the wheel. He then makes a beeline to the corner turnbuckle, which he climbs halfway up. He then looks on into the crowd, raises his arms in the air, and unleashes a primordial roar (i.e.: Zombie Scream 2015©®™):
"UhhhhhhhhhhhhEEERRRRRRUUUUGHHHHHH!!!!!!!"
...that would jar all but the bravest of souls.
LDK drops down from the turnbuckle as “The Vengeful One” by Disturbed begins to play over the speakers.
Stroup: And his opponent, now residing in San Fransisco, California!
Bane walks out onto the ring entrance stage.
Stroup: Coming down to the ring at this time weighing in at 265 pounds and standing at six feet six inches tall! Representing ‘The Firm’! Ladies and gentlemen! THE BEAST! BANE!!!
Bane looks at the ring at LDK and begins heading to the ring.
Aiello: This man with a look on his face like he’s ready to kill.
Piven: Who could blame him after the words from Living Dead Karl about wanting to eat his son? How would you react to that?
Aiello: I would not be able to keep my cool.
Piven: This could be the calm before the storm.
Aiello: This match is between two monsters. Last week we saw another battle of the monsters as Living Dead Karl and Jezzabel faced off. Bane isn’t like Jezzabel or Living Dead Karl, but check out the physique of this man as he is a monster in his own right.
Bane reaches the wheel. He stares up at LDK for a moment still before turning his head and looking at the wheel. He points at it and then points up at LDK and begins to circle around the ring as Jessica Stroup gets out of the ring and walks toward the wheel. Bane climbs up the steel steps and onto the apron. Living Dead Karl and Bane never taking their eyes off each other.
Aiello: Jessica Stroup is ready to spin the wheel, fans.
Piven: And then let all hell break loose.
Aiello: I don’t think we’re going to need to give any permission for that to happen, Piven.
The camera pans to Jessica Stroup at the wheel as Bane’s music stops playing.
Stroup: And now, it is time to find out what type of match between Living Dead Karl and Bane will be.
Jessica spins the wheel, it spins around a few times before slowly down. You see a few of the match types as it gets to the point of almost stopping.
Aiello: Turkish Bath Showdown!
Piven: Falls Count anywhere!
Aiello: It’s slowing down more!
Piven: Guillotine Challenge!
The wheel comes to a stop as Jessica Stroup holds the mic up to speak.
Stroup: The following match will be a Coal Miners Glove Match!
Stroup heads over to the announcers area as Bane and LDK turn their attention back to each other and the ringside staff begin to set up the pole with the coal miner’s glove on it.
Aiello: A Coal Miner’s Glove Match! This is going to be interesting fans.
Piven: What is that?
Aiello: Well, let me lay it down for you and for those watching that may not understand the rules. The glove hangs atop one of the ring posts about 10 feet high. The first participant to gain possession of the glove gets to use it on his opponent. A pinfall is still necessary to gain victory, but the glove must be used prior to being able to win the match.
Piven: So it’s the basic special weapon on a pole match and everyone hurts afterwards?
Aiello: Pretty much the extent of it, yes.
The pole is set up and referee looks at both men seeing that Bane and LDK have yet to even pay attention to the glove.
Aiello: Paul Turner, Senior referee, calling this special match here tonight and it’s going to be a helluva match.
Turner calls for the bell and LDK making the gesture of chomping his teeth toward Bane and it causes Bane to charge.
Aiello: And here we go! Here we go with a brawl on Brawl and fists are flying.
Bane and LDK continue to pummel each other with punches over and over until the fight goes tumbling outside the ring. LDK hits the ring floor first with Bane landing on top of him and rolls. Both men continue to strike even as they try to stand as LDK goes for a blatant choke. He’s cut off by Bane with a kick to the gut and Bane hits LDK with a double axe handle across the back and throws him into the barricade.
Aiello: LDK’s gesture has Bane infuriated and he’s letting it be known.
Piven: Bane has every right to be upset! Living Dead Karl told him that he wanted to eat his son. We’ve mentioned this already! Do you have short term memory loss.
Aiello: Maybe…OH!!! God what did Bane just do!
The replay show Bane lifting LDK over his head into a gorilla press and then dropping LDK chest first onto the barricade. LDK is rolling on the floor and holding his chest. It’s not a fast roll, but one as though his breath was just knocked out of him…because it was.
Aiello: Bane continues his attack here. Stomping at LDK.
Piven: Bane is on a mission here.
Bane reaches down to grab LDK’s head, but get a thumb poke to the eye for his trouble. LDK slowly gets to his feet as Bane staggers away. LDK charges as Bane turns to face him, still holding his hand over his eye.
Aiello: Running body block from Living Dead Karl! That impact sent Bane back first into the ring post.
LDK again reaches down and gouges the eyes, he then slams Bane’s head into the ringpost. Bane falls on his back with LDK standing over him. LDK puts his foot over Bane’s throat and begins to choke him. Brenda Vixen looks on cheering LDK on. LDK lifts his foot from Bane’s throat and looks over at Brenda Vixen who points to the glove on the pole.
Aiello: Brenda Vixen letting Living Dead Karl know that he needs to get that glove and hit Bane with it.
LDK rolls into the ring and heads over to the corner and climbs the turnbuckle. He’s climbing slow, but not slow enough for Bane to get into the ring. But—
Aiello: And here comes Bane! Bane is up! Bane is coming after The Putrid Pugilist!
Bane comes up slowly and clobbers LDK from behind. He puts his head between LDK’s legs and lifts him into an electric chair and falling causing LDK to crash down hard on the mat.
Piven: This match is going to continue! And after Bane has his head smashed into the ringpost!
Bane and LDK lay on the mat for a moment and Bane begins to get up first, followed by LDK getting up a bit slower after the long fall. Bane reaches out and grabs LDK’s head. He pulls him into a front face lock, lifts LDK’s arm and lifts LDK into a stalling vertical suplex before dropping LDK once again on the mat hard.
Aiello: Bane with control once again in this Coal Miner’s Glove on a Pole match.
Bane gets up to his feet and heads toward the corner to reach up for the coal miner’s glove. LDK slow to his feet, Brenda Vixen slamming her hands on the mat to get LDK’s attention. LDK looks at Bane and gets up to his feet. He walks up behind Bane and clobbers him, returning the favor Bane had given him earlier. He gives Bane a low blow causing Bane to fall from standing on the top rope slowly backwards after a close call of falling down to the floor instead.
Piven: OH!!! That’s not pretty! Bane’s gotta regroup the group.
Aiello: Last week, LDK was in a match with Jezzabel and Kruzer got involved which resulted in The Endless Walk coming out and causing problems with Kruzer later that night.
Piven: As Bane checks himself for testicular cancer, I wonder if we will see The Endless Walk coming out in this match. What do you think?
Aiello: It could definitely be possible. I would not be surprised.
LDK goes up to grab the coal miner’s glove and as he stands on top of the turnbuckle, Bane reaches for the ropes and pulls himself up to his feet, still nursing the boys. He slowly heads toward the corner and instead of pushing LDK off, he climbs up to the top rope. The two start slugging it out.
Aiello: This is dangerous! These two are firing shots! Someone is going to win the fight and someone is going to come crashing off.
Just as Aiello says this Brenda Vixen is getting a closer look and trying to get LDK to hit Bane harder and shove him off the top rope out of the ring. But instead Bane does this instead. He shoves LDK off the top rope toward the outside, but LDK grabs his arm and brings him along for the ride as they both fall on top of Brenda Vixen.
Piven: They just smashed Brenda Vixen on the floor at ringside! All three of them are laid out and oh my—
Paul Turner gets out of the ring and immediate goes to checking on Brenda Vixen. She’s knocked out, but he doesn’t see that she has any injuries. He then checks on LDK and Bane and sees that their eyes are opened as they’re both dazed from the fall. LDK’s fall was broken by Brenda Vixen and Bane hits his head on the floor, though he landed on Vixen as well.
Aiello: We have a wreckage at ringside.
Piven: Whoa! Whoa! No way!
Bane though bleeding from the head begins to move and slowly sits up. He looks at Brenda Vixen and LDK. LDK is slowly beginning to move. Bane gets to his feet and begins to use the apron skirting of the ring to pull himself up. He puts his hand on his head and checks his hand. He sees the blood. His eyes filled with pain as he grimaces after what he’s endured from the environmental attacks, the low blow, the poke and gouging of the eyes. Not to mention the fall he just endured.
Aiello: Bane needs to get to that glove. He needs to end this match. LDK is stirring. LDK sits up!
Piven: Here comes Living Dead Karl! Perfect Charles is coming back! He’s got a second wind!
Aiello: What a monster!
Bane slowly crawls into the ring, but LDK grabs his foot and pulls him back out of the ring and grabs Bane around the throat with both hands. He lifts him into the air and walks a step and slams Bane down back first against the ringpost.
Aiello: Living Dead Karl again using the ringpost as a weapon in this.
Bane is face down on ringside floor. LDK looks up at the Coal Miner’s Glove on the pole. He rolls into the ring slow. He uses the ropes to pull himself up. He gets to his feet. He heads to the corner and begins the climb. Brenda Vixen is crawling towards the ring entrance side of the ring and trying to get to her feet. She’s obviously in a lot of pain. She looks to see LDK climbing up to get the glove and sees he’s got it. Bane is pushing himself up. He’s on all fours and struggling to get to his feet. LDK falls off the turnbuckle and hits the mat, but has the coal miner’s glove.
Aiello: LDK has the glove! He’s got the advantage now! All he has to do is hit Bane!
Brenda pounds her fist on the mat to get LDK’s attention. He slowly crawls across the ring toward her. She reaches for something.
Aiello: What’s she giving him?
Piven: Oh no! Bane better watch out! Brenda Vixen has just made this match more dangerous than it needs to be!
Aiello: Brenda Vixen has just given Living Dead Karl thumb tacks!
LDK looks at the glove. He looks back to see Bane’s hand holding the bottom rope. Bane doesn’t seem what is happening as he slowly rolls into the ring. LDK begins to dump the thumb tacks into the coal miner’s glove.
Aiello: What’s he doing? He has to use that glove.
Piven: He’s going to make use of it first to explore his sadistic nature.
LDK begins to act as though he’s putting the glove on and having trouble with it. Bane gets to his feet. He sees LDK with the glove, LDK drops it gently on the mat and goes after Bane.
Piven: He’s gotta have more time to get that glove on.
Aiello: Spine buster! Bane hits a spine buster! LDK is down. Bane is on his feet!
Bane beats his chest to pump up the fans and then goes for the glove not knowing that the thumb tacks are inside. He puts the glove on and screams out in pain. He whips the glove off and a couple tacks are stuck in his fingers.
Aiello: Brenda Vixen’s plan looks to have worked here. Bane is distracted by thumb tacks!
LDK rolls as if he’s trying to get out of the ring. Brenda Vixen reaches in and grabs the coal miner’s glove. She empties it of the thumb tacks and rushes over to LDK who is still laying beneath the bottom rope. She gives him the glove and yells at him to get up. Bane comes over and grabs LDK by the head. He pulls LDK up to his feet. LDK still with the glove has it partly on his hand. He goes for a wild swing at Bane. Bane blocks it. Bane grabs the glove and takes it from LDK. He kicks LDK in the gut, he hits LDK with a spike DDT. The glove hits the mat. Bane gets to his knees. He crawls to the glove and while still on his knees turns it to make sure he empties it out. Satisfied that there are no more thumb tacks, Bane puts the glove on. He waits as Living Dead Karl gets to his feet.
Piven: Bane looks like he’s going to knock Living Dead Karl out of the EWC universe!
LDK is up, Bane charges and rather than a running clothesline, Bane uses the glove with a charging punch. LDK goes down and Bane takes the Coal Miner’s Glove off and goes for the cover.
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Aiello: Bane has defeated Living Dead Karl here tonight in a Coal Miner’s Glove on a Pole match!
Stroup: Winner of this match as a result of a pinfall! BANE!!!
“The Vengeful One” by Disturbed begins to play as Bane gets to his feet and begins to stagger toward the ropes. He holds his hand that received the thumb tack wounds as Paul Turner comes over and raises his hand. The fans cheer and Bane keeps his arm raised.
Aiello: Living Dead Karl and Bane just had one hell of a match and--and I'm getting word that we're going to have some company.
The lights go out in the arena as "Lucifer in Starlight" by Powerwolf begins to play. The laser show begins as you see it begin to form around an image on the ring entrance stage as the big screen begins to show the following image playing as well. Bane looks on from inside the ring for a moment before he begins to leave.
Aiello: This is one helluva entrance from the man who calls himself Midnight.
Piven: More theatrics have come to the EWC. Theatrics come and go.
Midnight begins to make his way to the ring and as he reaches the end of the entrance ramp he closes his eyes and the lights go out. A lightning bolt pyro hits where Midnight had been standing and a few moments later hits in the center of the ring and the lights come back on. Midnight stands in the center of the ring with a mic in hand. He's looking as if at a camera and the camera view changes to Midnight looking right at it. Midnight begins to speak.
Midnight: Tonight, darkness has come to the Extreme Wrestling Corporation. And as darkness envelopes your minds, the clouded thoughts begin to race and the evil lurks within your hearts. It overwhelms you. You know not what you will do. And as you are all like lambs led to the slaughter...you will feast your eyes on the entity that is Midnight. You will learn to obey...or taste the bitterness of sorrow. There are none back there in that locker room that stand a chance. Not a single--
As the scene unfolds and the rant goes on, Living Dead Karl begins to stir, looking quite punch-drunk and very much annoyed that yet another L on his record is accentuated in the negative with the arrival of this most unwanted force. He stumbles to his feet and yanks the mic from Jessica's hands.
LDK: Yo, shut the fuck up for a second!
The fans might have accidentally cheered at this moment, as the newcomer seems to be on the same side of the coin as The Putrid Pugilist anyway... just closer to the lapels, while LDK and Co. rule over the hair. They still recognize him as the piece of shit who wants to eat children, so he gets the jeers in the end.
LDK: It ain't bad enough that I got screwed again-
The fans boo the poor sportsmanship.
Aiello: Despite his allegiance with our Undisputed Champion Xplode as a member of The Firm, Bane indeed won the match fair and square.
Piven: Well, there might have been some tights-pulling, I guess the replays will show for sure!
Aiello: Give me a break!
LDK: -but now I gotta hear you fuckin' shoot off at the mouth-the fuck you think you are anyway, Nine Inch Nails?! I'm the big dawg in the realm of darkness and shit! I ain't see you at any of the meetings! Punk-ass wannabe!
The fans continue to boo. Bane has made it to the ring entrance stage and turns around.
Midnight: Wannabe? Here you are the supposed dark entity of the living dead and yet, you lose to a mere mortal that goes by the name Bane? You? You should learn some manners and remember that when your master speaks you hold your damn tongue! You know not what I am, nor do you know what I am capable of! I am the despair, the darkness and the very tacit that plagues disaster upon this world. It all originates with me! And yet, here you are challenging my superiority?
LDK enters the ring as both he and Midnight come face to face center ring staring each other down. The fans are going nuts here.
Aiello: Oh my! These two are ready to explode!
The cameras come back to EWC live and after a brief scan of the fans the camera comes to the commentators table.
Aiello: Welcome back fans. We’ve seen an amazing match with plenty more on the way. Bane overcame Living Dead Karl in the wheel of death match that turned out to be a Coal Miner’s Glove on a pole match.
Piven: That was just wicked.
Aiello: Yes it was. And we have more in store. Later on, as you all know, King Flip will meet Kruzer in the main event. Sure to be a great match. And, we’ve just got confirmation on a couple matches that will be taking place next week.
Piven: Yeah. A man by the name of Midnight came out to the ring and Living Dead Karl didn’t like that one bit.
Aiello: No he did not and as a result Living Dead Karl will face Midnight next week.
Piven: And he won’t be alone. Living Dead Karl will team up with Bane of all people to face Midnight in a handicap match in our opening match next week.
Aiello: Latoya Hixx will also debut as she faces the Nurse with the Worst, Harlow Kinsley.
Piven: That’s going to be a huge first test for Latoya Hixx.
Aiello: Right you are, Piven.
The fans are getting louder as they continue to cheer.
EWC!!!
EWC!!!
EWC!!!
Aiello: And as we are on the Road to Hardcore Revolution Pay-Per-View, let’s talk about the EWC Championship matches that we will be having that night.
Piven: Oh, Metal Black will take on as we know Alexis Morrison who earned her shot at the United States Champion back at Wrestle Fest XIII in that open invitation battle royal before Wrestle Fest XIII went on the air.
Aiello: And Mr. International will be defending his EWC International Championship gold against none other than Kruzer.
Piven: With Kruzer and Flip in the ring tonight we could be looking at a great preview of that match at Hardcore Revolution.
Aiello: And it won’t stop there as Xplode will defend the EWC Undisputed Heavyweight Championship against none other but Friday Night Rampage’s Mark Storm.
Piven: I can’t wait, Joe!
Aiello: It’s going to be one helluvah show!
Vs EMMA LOUISE
Aiello: Looks like we’ve cleaned up all the thumb tacks from around the ring thanks to Brenda Vixen and Living Dead Karl. Bane is probably going to have a sore hand tonight from getting stuck by those.
Piven: Yeah. Not exactly the greatest feeling in the world.
Aiello: No. But, we’re ready for our next bout, which is going to be a best of three falls between Emma Louise and Jezzabel.
The camera pans to Jessica Stroup in the ring.
Stroup: The following contest is scheduled for a best of three falls.
"This Little Girl" by Cady Groves plays and Emma steps through the curtain.
Stroup: Coming to the ring, residing in New York. She stands five feet six inches tall! She is the Ever Beautiful! And Very Dangerous! Emma Louise!
Emma blows a kiss to the crowd a la Maria and then walks, half dancing to the ring where she slips feet first through the ropes like an envelope before laying suggestively over the top rope.
Aiello: Emma Louise coming off a big win last week as she defeated Flash Davis.
Piven: And she played serious mind games.
Aiello: That she did. But, will she be one of mind games here tonight with Jezzabel.
The lights go dark in the arena and a red glow come up throughout. A bell tolls and 'Toccata & Fugue' by Birdie Wings begins to play. A Phoenix shriek is heard and as the first chord of the song plays the stage is engulfed in flames.
As the flames dissipate, Jezzabel appears on the stage, seemingly out of thin air, followed by Mortymer Post.
Stroup: And her opponent, from Las Vegas, Nevada. Standing at an even six feet tall! She is ‘The Living Dead Girl’. The most dominant female in sports entertainment! The Rising Phoenix! Jezzabel!
Jezzabel stops at the top of the ramp and stares down at the ring for a moment then they both make their way down to the ring. Jezzabel gets down to the ring, grabs the middle rope and pulls herself up with one step onto the ring apron. Mortymer watches her enter the ring then goes to the ring steps and steps up into the ring himself. They both step to the middle of the ring. Mortymer his hands up toards his face and the sky as Jezzabel raises her arms up and sharply big them down. Lightning shoots down from the rafters hitting all four ring posts, igniting them into flames. Mortymer has a euphoric smile on his face with his hands still up to the heavens as Jezzabel then steps to the ropes giving a cold stare out to the crowd. She cracks her little half smile then turns back to the center of the ring. The lights in the arena slowly come back up as the music fades. The crowd reaction has mixed reaction as Jezzabel heads to a neutral corner and leans back. Before the music even stops playing, Emma Louise charges Jezzabel and leaps on her.
Aiello: Oh man! Emma Louise is already on the attack and this hasn’t even started.
Piven: Damn! Last week she was all full of love and here we are tonight with a vicious Emma Louise!
Jezzabel shoves Emma off. Emma lands on her feet. The ref Josh Daniels is yelling at them to knock it off. Jezzabel tackles Emma down to the mat and starts punching away. Emma uses her legs to get beneath Jezzabel’s body to get her off her. Emma gets up and the fight continues as the ref calls for the bell and leans through the ropes to tell Jessica Stroup what’s going on.
Stroup: Ladies and gentlemen, the referee Josh Daniels has just informed me that he is ruling this match as a no contest!
Jezzabel and Emma continue fighting as a few EWC security run to the ring to break it up. As the security struggles to separate the ladies –
Victor Hanes comes out onto the stage as Jezzabel and Emma turn their attention to him. He’s got Pingnut ready to go and with a mic places it as if Pingnut is going to talk into it.
Pingnut: Hey! Hey!
The music stops.
Pingnut: I’m really good at this. I say hey and the music stops.
Pingnut allows for the fans to cheer before Victor Hanes uses him to communicate again.
Pingnut: As much as I like a cat fight, I’ve been told to come out here and tell you two to cool off!
The fans boo.
Pingnut: Hey! Shut up! I’m trying to pre-ser-vah or-de-er.
Victor Hanes looks at Pingnut and nods.
Pingnut: Jezzabel and Emma Louise want to fight? Right?
The fans cheer.
Pingnut: And you all want to see a fight? Right?
The fans cheer louder.
Aiello: Yeah. Let them fight.
Pingnut: Well, that’s good-that’s good-good-a-good-that’s good!
The fans cheer and Pingnut waits a moment.
Pingnut: Unfortunately, that will not happen tonight. The EWC Board of Directors just sent me a text.
Victor Hanes takes out his phone and holds it out for Pingnut to read it.
Pingnut: And I quote—
Pingnut laughs and looks at Victor Hanes.
Pingnut: I always wanted to say something like that.
The fans boo and cheer.
Pingnut: Wait! Wait! I’m not finished! This fight is going to happen, but it’s going to happen next week on Monday Night Brawl! I’ve been given the permission to make my first match and it will be Jezzabel against Emma Louise in a best of three falls!
The fans cheer again.
Pingnut: So, ladies if you will—
The camera pans to Jezzabel and Emma Louise glaring with a woman’s scorn toward Victor Hanes.
Pingnut: Oh dude. We should go. They kinda don’t like you.
Victor Hanes backs up with Pingnut and they don’t turn their back to the women until Victor Hanes has gone behind the curtain.
Aiello: Well! How about that? We will see Emma Louise and Jezzabel face off next week in a best of three falls match in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania from the Wells Fargo Center.
Piven: Now this I got to see after what we just saw.
The camera shows Jezzabel and Emma Louise still separated by security staring at each other and they both slowly get escorted away from the ring. The camera then pans to the commentators.
Aiello: We finally have some order restored after the fight that got out of hand between Emma Louise and Jezzabel.
Piven: Why did security have to break it up? I was getting into it and then that stupid nutcase Victor Hanes comes out and makes us wait till next week to see Emma Louise and Jezzabel.
Aiello: Something tells me that the wait is going to be well worth it, Piven.
Piven: It better be.
The camera pans to Aiello and Piven at the commentators table.
Aiello: Ladies and gentlemen, at this time we’re going to take a moment to show you what took place during our last Future Stars of Wrestling show. As you know, Future Stars of Wrestling is part of the Extreme Wrestling Corporation and we are very glad to be able to show you what went down in the triple threat main event between FSW Champion Atlas, former FSW Champion “Double X” Jason Park Hunter and Hunter’s wife Kimi Smalls. Have a look.
The big screen shows a clip from the recent FSW show of the Main Event triple threat match.
[…Hunter kicks out at the count of two. Kimi stands tall and guides Hunter back up to his feet when both are taken down to the mat with shoudler tackles from Atlas.
Trey Parker: Kimi was just wrecking show and taking names, but Atlas pulled the brakes on her.
Matt Stone: He stopped Hunter too, just like he's going to beat both of these two tonight when the dust settles.
Atlas pulls Kimi up to her feet and sends her to the corner with an irish whip. Atlas than pulls Hunter up to his feet and sends him crashing into Kimi with another irish whip. Atlas sets up across the ring before charging forward and looking for a body splash, but both Kimi and Hunter roll out of harms way as Atlas connects with the ring post shoulder first. Atlas staggers out of the corner and walks right into another superkick from Hunter keeping his staggered on his feet. Kimi grabs Atlas by the head and jumps up to the nearest turnbuckle before connecting with a big tornado ddt. Kimi makes her way back up to her feet and grabs Hunter spinning him around and locking her lips against his in a passionate kiss. Hunter is stunned before Kimi slips her arm around his head and sends him face first into the mat with Losing Heads. Kimi rolls Hunter over, but Atlas grabs her from behind and sends her flying through the ropes. Atlas hooks the legs of Hunter for the cover as the ref makes the count.
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Amy Schumer: Ladies and Gentlemen your winner of the matchup via pinfall your FSW Champion, Atlas!
Trey Parker: Kimi Smalls had the match won, but Atlas stole her victory.
Matt Stone: It's not over until the fat lady sings and that fat bitch is singing now.
The crowd wa was going crazy about what happen as Kimi was standing outside of the ring holding her head as Jason looks very upset as Atlas along with Carlos was walking up the ramp but then "Tip Toe" came blasting over the speakers. Rose Lee Scott came out once again standing on the top of the ramp looking down at everyone.
Rose Lee: Tonight your three show why FSW is the place to be but at next taping I believe you just might found the card a little bit interesting. I have a message from your guys new boss. Jason and Kimi your two feel your can separate your real life from outside of the ring inside of the ring. Well let just say your guys will have to prove that…]
Aiello: This month we will see Kimi Smalls take on Double X in the main event from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania and the special guest referee will be none other than manager of the FSW Champ Atlas—Carlos Vitoria.
Piven: Be sure to tune in on February 20th, fans. Should be a great show!
Aiello: Are you promoting FSW, Piven?
Piven: Sure am and doing a much better job.
Aiello: Riiight. Well, fans. We're going to go to a commercial break. Don't go anywhere. We have a lot more action in store for you tonight.
