Post by President Mac on Mar 8, 2016 0:14:08 GMT -6
WARNING: This live event contains stunts performed by professionals or under the supervision of professionals and maybe unsuitable for younger viewers. Accordingly EWC and it's producers must insist that no one attempt to recreate or re-enact any stunt or activity performed in this live event.
The Extreme Wrestling Corporation presents
MONDAY NIGHT BRAWL
EPISODE #449 | MARCH 7TH 2016
LIVE! from the Canadian Tire Centre in Ottawa, Ontario, Canada
EWC BRAWL
March 7th 2016
LIVE! from the Canadian Tire Centre in Ottawa, Ontario, Canada
Commentators: Joe Aiello & Jeremy Piven
Announcer: Jessica Stroup
Senior Referee: Paul Turner
Referee: Josh Daniels
Backstage Interviewer: Ace Heart
"Follow" by Breaking Benjamin blasts in the Stadium.
The show starts off with video footage detailing historic events over Monday Night Brawls Nineteen year history. From episode 001 all the way down to episode 448.
Images of previous EWC Champions are shown, starting with the very first Champion Black Ninja, then moving onto Big Mac and Steve Bennett. Sped up footage then shows a special montage of Memphis Reigns, Shadow Man, Hirsh Valentine, Jesse Nunez, Hurricane Jeff, Moses Lake, James Chambers, BDC, Jay Cee, Stray, Gladiator and then The Rev all with the World Championship. Sped up footage again then takes us through to Xplode, Metal Black, Living Dead Karl, King Flip, Emma Louise, Bob Loblaw, BANE, Nurse Kinsley, Kruzer, Jezzabel, Tony Savage, Joe Kerr, Siobhan Townsend, and Dorian Ryan
This is followed by highlights of showcasing Monday Night Brawl Champions:
Shadow Man, Tony Savage and Xplode
There is a pause as the video package splits in three, one third dedicated to Memphis Reigns, one third dedicated to MadDawg and the final third dedicated to The Canadian Krusher with the final wording ..
"In Loving Memory ... We will never forget"
The opening pyros hit and here we go.
The energy in the Canadian Tire Centre in Ottawa is electrifying.
Spotlights circle around the arena as the thousands of fans in the venue are shown in a wide angle shot. The camera then pans out showing a full scale view of the jam packed arena and zooms in on some crazy fans.
A chant begins of
MNB
MNB
MNB
MNB
MNB
MNB
MNB
MNB
The fans erupt in cheers as Shadow Man appears at the top of the ramp. He stands their for a few moments soaking in all of the cheers. He then slowly makes his way down the ramp, pelvic thrusting to the beat and shaking hands with every fan he can.
He makes his way down to the ring, but continues to shank hands and slap fives all around the front row. He then makes his way to the Commentators booth and shakes hands with Joe Aiello and Jeremy Piven. Shadow then slides into the ring and stands in the middle of the ring
He points to the roof and suddenly red balloons begin falling down all over the arena
The fans continue to chant
SHA-DOW MAN
Shadow Man: Well I guess we can't hide it anymore can we, Mac come on out here, I am not doing this alone
The fans continue to cheer as President Mac makes his way down the ramp and enters the ring, he and Shadow Man shake hands
Shadow Man: It wasn't that long ago that this man here (points to Mac) gave me a home. I was a down on my luck kid with no memory of my childhood and a fucked up situation with some very bad people. Mac paid off my debts and took me in like a brother or son. Odd seeing as we are the same fucking age. Me technically being older. Sexier. More hair too.
The fans laugh and Mac smirks
Shadow Man: Look. The fact is this. I love the EwC. Yeah, I went old school with that lower case "w". I love the people, the roster is as talented, if not more talented then your average horse fucker. They should all be proud. It's a hard job. Getting fucked by a horse. Truth is, my body has more damage done to it than what's left of Courtney Cox's face. Hey, Monica, Chandler isn't going to stick around for much longer if you keep up with those injections, and neither are your cheek bones for that matter.
Shadow pauses
Shadow Man: I never thought this day would come. I don't want to retire. Quitting is the only thing I'm not good at. I don't want to say goodbye. The doctors, they won't give me clearance anymore. My insurance won't cover me. The EWC can't legally book me. In a nutshell, I'm fucked.
Shadow stares down at the mat. Then looks up at all the fans. He begins to get emotional here
Shadow Man: Look... there isn't a single person in that locker room that I wouldn't give my life for. Nor is there a single fan in this building, or the millions at home watching, that I wouldn't give my all for. Well, except maybe Flash Davis. Fuck that guy and all of his personalities. Prick.
A number of fans clap and cheer
Shadow Man: The EWC is family to me. When I look back at this place, all that I've done, it pails in comparison to what you've all done for me. I'm never going to "leave" the EWC. I will always be here, in one form or another (wink wink readers). I've pushed off this announcement for over 3 weeks now. I've sought second opinions, third opinions, I've done it all. My knees are fucked up. My kidneys are fucked up. Every rib is either fractured, sprained or broken. My back is fucked up. I have more concussions than the Lindros family. I feel like an old punching bag, but shit, I'd continue going if they'd let me.
I want to thank everyone. From the bottom of my heart. Every fan. Every wrestler. Every member of the staff. Every single damn person I ever faced. Michael Saint, you glorious bastard I'm going to miss you. Xplode, you were the one man I could never beat, and I love you for it. Kurt Newman it was a pleasure being your tag team partner and ruling this place for a year. I have mad love and respect for everyone over on Rampage, and I especially love my Brawl family.
These have been the greatest years of my life, and I am forever grateful. I will be EWC till the day I die. I will continue to live, breathe, eat, drink and sleep EWC. There is no better place on earth. I love you all very much. President Mac, you've done everything for me. Gave me every chance. Gave me a second chance at life. I owe you so much. Thank you for trying so hard for me. I love you man
Shadow Man and President Mac hug
President Mac: Don't thank me yet Shady.
President Mac pauses
President Mac: Shadow Man, you are possibly one of the Greatest to ever wrestler in not just an EWC ring, but any ring. You came in and shattered all of my records, well ... almost all of them. You are a two time King of the Cage Winner. You've won almost every single Championship in the EWC. You own the record for longest undefeated streak to start a career and streak in general. You have the longest Hardcore Championship title reigns in our history. The most successful title defenses in our history. You will absolutely go down as the greatest Hardcore Champion of all time.
In saying that, it is my honor and privilege, on behalf of the ENTIRE EwC Family, Roster and Staff to announce at this time, that we will be retiring the EWC Hardcore Championship in your honor.
The fans go nuts
President Mac: You will be our last, and most memorable Hardcore Champion. This belt is forever yours my friend
Shadow Man begins to tear up as he hugs the title close to his chest. Shadow Man attempts to speak but cannot find the words.
The crowd continues to cheer
President Mac: That's not all Shadow Man.
Shadow looks over at Mac
President Mac: By unanimous decision. I am happy to announce, right here, in Ottawa, in front of the millions watching at home right now ... you are officially inducted into the EWC Hall of Fame
An explosion of cheers erupts
Shadow Man has full blown lost it now, Shadow and Mac hug in the middle of the ring
The fans begin to chant and cheer
President Mac: You deserve it Shadow Man. You have had an incredible career and your season last year was one of the best we have ever seen. Tag Team Champion, Hardcore Champion, Winning the Rumble for the first time and then capping it all off with winning the EWC World Heavyweight Championship, what an incredible way to end it all. You have earned everything my friend. We are so proud of you, I'm so proud of you.
The fans continue to cheer as Shadow Man brings the mic to his mouth
Shadow Man: This is ... wow ... Thank you so much Mac, the EWC, the Academy, Walt Disney, Stan Lee ... I ... This is amazing. i didn't expect this at all. I was like, 'wow, that was an awesome video, thanks guys' ... I didn't ... shit. I am so honored to be the final Hardcore Champion. I am so honored to be in the Hall of Fame, what a bloody amazing honor that is. Holy shit. Look, Jay Cee ... Harlow ... I know you two are watching this back there, you both sure as hell better put on a show tonight. With the X Division coming back, and now we know why, you guys need to set the tone for a new era of EWC. Let's put the EXTREME back in EWC.
The fans cheer
Shadow Man: Mac, you've done so much for me and the EWC ... I have just one last request. Just a small request
President Mac: Sure Shady, whatever you want...
Shadow Man: I feel like a total asshole for asking this now. But ... Grant me one more match ... one last match
The fans erupt yet again
President Mac smirks and shakes his head. He walks over to Shadow Man and whispers into his ear and then backs off, Shakes Shadow's hand and exists the ring
Shadow Man: Mac, look. Just stop for a second please
Mac stops halfway up the ramp and looks back at Shadow Man slightly annoyed
Shadow Man: I know I put you on the spot here. I know the whole point of my retirement is that I can't get the clearance, but what if I told you ... that in my back pocket right now, is a signed letter from three doctors, the EWC medical staff, my lawyer, Bob Loblaw, and our insurance provider, granting me ONE final match. Approved. Just one signature missing.
President Mac: You really have that?
Shadow Man: Taco to God I swear. I have it
President Mac: Let me see it ....
Mac walks back down the ramp and gets in the ring. Shadow Man hands Mac a paper from his back pocket. Mac reads it, nods with a smirk
President Mac: The Hardcore Title and Hall of Fame weren't enough eh?
Fans laugh
President Mac: What match do you want, I'll see what I can do
The fans cheer
Shadow Man: StrangleMania is 20 days away. It's the event that made me who I am. It's the event that everyone looks forward to every single damn year. The bloodiest, most wonderful show on earth. I want my final match to be at StrangleMania.
President Mac: Holy crap Shadow. Ask for the moon why don't you. (whispering) This really is a dick move you know? Look I'll have to check with th...
Shadow Man: No checking. This is it man. This is my last match. This is all I know how to do. I got nothing else man. I have nothing to go to. Please let me go out the way I want to go out. Let me put on a show one last time for these people. For the roster. For you. Let me do my thing, one more time. Please. Mac. Please
Shadow extends his hand
Shadow Man: Please Mac... please
The fans start chanting
Shadow Man: Please...
Mac folds the paper and puts in his jacket and then shakes Shadow Man's hand as the fans cheer once again
President Mac: Let me guess ... You have an opponent in mind? Xplode? EWC Undisputed Championship Match? I'll go check with him ri...
Shadow Man: You
President Mac: Yeah, I'll go check with the cham...
Shadow Man: No Mac. Me and You. StrangleMania. Main Event. Hall of Fame Cage filled with Weapons Match
The fans erupt yet again. This time going absolutely bananas
President Mac: Are you nuts? Wait ... don't answer that. Jesus man, you are just... (laughs) all on live tv eh?
Shadow Man: Battle of the Best, you beat me. You won Hurricane Jeff's little tournament at the start of my career. We've faced off here and there in-between but that's the match everyone remembers most. You were the kickstart of my streak, the kickstart to my fame, the loss that energized me to become the man I am today. One Hardcore Icon beating down a future Hardcore Legend. This is how it should end. Shadow Man vs President Mac. StrangleMania. There is no one else I want to face, and there is no one else worth coming of retirement to face. You and me boss. Lets settle this once and for all. Who is the best of the best. What do you say? One last time?
The fans are chanting and cheering
President Mac: I've never backed down from a challenge. And since you've put me on the spot .... March 27th. StrangleMania. You and Me. Consider it booked!
The two shake hands once more as the entire arena is going insane. Footage pans the outside of the arena as thousands have gathered outside to watch the giant screens. We see them all screaming and cheering about the news
The scene cuts to a commercial for EWCTV as Shadow Man and President Mac exit the ring together and greet fans along the ramp
MNB
MNB
MNB
MNB
Fireworks blast across the stage as the fans scream in delight.
A thick layer of fog circles the arena, and camera flashes repeatedly strobe the area!
The camera feed pans to different areas in the arena and we see fans cheering in excitement!
The fans are shown smiling, laughing, and pumping their fists in excitement as fireworks emit from each corner of the ring!
A thick layer of fog surrounds the fans from the firework display.
A thick layer of fog surrounds the fans from the firework display.
As the camera pans around the arena once more, it finally comes to a stop at the announcer's booth where Aiello and Piven are shown smiling.
The show is live... and the excitement is at a fever pitch!
Suddenly the entire arena goes dark
A spotlight then shines to the middle of the ramp where it appears Billie Joe Armstrong of Green Day is standing with a guitar
As Billie Joe Armstrong sings "Good Riddance (Time Of Your Life)" the fans explode in cheers and sing along with him as they know what's about to follow
The Xtreme-Tron begins to play a video featuring Shadow Man
The video goes onto showcase every clips of every Shadow Man match and victory. It shows his incredibly winning streak, Winning two King of the Cage Tournaments, EWC Championship, EWC World Title, EWC Tag Team Title and EWC Hardcore Championship wins. It also shows him compete in and face President Mac at Battle of the Best Championship match
We then see his journey last year. Tag Team Title win, Hardcore Title win and winning the Rumble in the Bronx.
We then get sped up footage of Shadow Man getting an axe stuck in his leg, toaster to the face and beating Cameron Hayden, Level One, El Chupacabra, Michael Saint, BDC, Blade, The Rev, and Memphis Reigns
The video then showcases Shadow Man and his many pranks and bloody battles
All this comes to an end with a 30 second montage of Shadow Man holding up every championship he has ever won before ending with ...
The show is live... and the excitement is at a fever pitch!
Suddenly the entire arena goes dark
A spotlight then shines to the middle of the ramp where it appears Billie Joe Armstrong of Green Day is standing with a guitar
As Billie Joe Armstrong sings "Good Riddance (Time Of Your Life)" the fans explode in cheers and sing along with him as they know what's about to follow
The Xtreme-Tron begins to play a video featuring Shadow Man
The video goes onto showcase every clips of every Shadow Man match and victory. It shows his incredibly winning streak, Winning two King of the Cage Tournaments, EWC Championship, EWC World Title, EWC Tag Team Title and EWC Hardcore Championship wins. It also shows him compete in and face President Mac at Battle of the Best Championship match
We then see his journey last year. Tag Team Title win, Hardcore Title win and winning the Rumble in the Bronx.
We then get sped up footage of Shadow Man getting an axe stuck in his leg, toaster to the face and beating Cameron Hayden, Level One, El Chupacabra, Michael Saint, BDC, Blade, The Rev, and Memphis Reigns
The video then showcases Shadow Man and his many pranks and bloody battles
All this comes to an end with a 30 second montage of Shadow Man holding up every championship he has ever won before ending with ...
Every one in the arena is on their feet and chanting
SHA-DOW MAN
SHA-DOW MAN
SHA-DOW MAN
SHA-DOW MAN
SHA-DOW MAN
SHA-DOW MAN
SHA-DOW MAN
SHA-DOW MAN
SHA-DOW MAN
SHA-DOW MAN
Suddenly "99 Red Baloons" by Nena begins to blast on the PA
The fans erupt in cheers as Shadow Man appears at the top of the ramp. He stands their for a few moments soaking in all of the cheers. He then slowly makes his way down the ramp, pelvic thrusting to the beat and shaking hands with every fan he can.
He makes his way down to the ring, but continues to shank hands and slap fives all around the front row. He then makes his way to the Commentators booth and shakes hands with Joe Aiello and Jeremy Piven. Shadow then slides into the ring and stands in the middle of the ring
He points to the roof and suddenly red balloons begin falling down all over the arena
The fans continue to chant
SHA-DOW MAN
SHA-DOW MAN
SHA-DOW MAN
SHA-DOW MAN
SHA-DOW MAN
SHA-DOW MAN
SHA-DOW MAN
SHA-DOW MAN
SHA-DOW MAN
SHA-DOW MAN
The fans continue to cheer as President Mac makes his way down the ramp and enters the ring, he and Shadow Man shake hands
Shadow Man: It wasn't that long ago that this man here (points to Mac) gave me a home. I was a down on my luck kid with no memory of my childhood and a fucked up situation with some very bad people. Mac paid off my debts and took me in like a brother or son. Odd seeing as we are the same fucking age. Me technically being older. Sexier. More hair too.
The fans laugh and Mac smirks
Shadow Man: Look. The fact is this. I love the EwC. Yeah, I went old school with that lower case "w". I love the people, the roster is as talented, if not more talented then your average horse fucker. They should all be proud. It's a hard job. Getting fucked by a horse. Truth is, my body has more damage done to it than what's left of Courtney Cox's face. Hey, Monica, Chandler isn't going to stick around for much longer if you keep up with those injections, and neither are your cheek bones for that matter.
Shadow pauses
Shadow Man: I never thought this day would come. I don't want to retire. Quitting is the only thing I'm not good at. I don't want to say goodbye. The doctors, they won't give me clearance anymore. My insurance won't cover me. The EWC can't legally book me. In a nutshell, I'm fucked.
Shadow stares down at the mat. Then looks up at all the fans. He begins to get emotional here
Shadow Man: Look... there isn't a single person in that locker room that I wouldn't give my life for. Nor is there a single fan in this building, or the millions at home watching, that I wouldn't give my all for. Well, except maybe Flash Davis. Fuck that guy and all of his personalities. Prick.
A number of fans clap and cheer
Shadow Man: The EWC is family to me. When I look back at this place, all that I've done, it pails in comparison to what you've all done for me. I'm never going to "leave" the EWC. I will always be here, in one form or another (wink wink readers). I've pushed off this announcement for over 3 weeks now. I've sought second opinions, third opinions, I've done it all. My knees are fucked up. My kidneys are fucked up. Every rib is either fractured, sprained or broken. My back is fucked up. I have more concussions than the Lindros family. I feel like an old punching bag, but shit, I'd continue going if they'd let me.
I want to thank everyone. From the bottom of my heart. Every fan. Every wrestler. Every member of the staff. Every single damn person I ever faced. Michael Saint, you glorious bastard I'm going to miss you. Xplode, you were the one man I could never beat, and I love you for it. Kurt Newman it was a pleasure being your tag team partner and ruling this place for a year. I have mad love and respect for everyone over on Rampage, and I especially love my Brawl family.
These have been the greatest years of my life, and I am forever grateful. I will be EWC till the day I die. I will continue to live, breathe, eat, drink and sleep EWC. There is no better place on earth. I love you all very much. President Mac, you've done everything for me. Gave me every chance. Gave me a second chance at life. I owe you so much. Thank you for trying so hard for me. I love you man
Shadow Man and President Mac hug
President Mac: Don't thank me yet Shady.
President Mac pauses
President Mac: Shadow Man, you are possibly one of the Greatest to ever wrestler in not just an EWC ring, but any ring. You came in and shattered all of my records, well ... almost all of them. You are a two time King of the Cage Winner. You've won almost every single Championship in the EWC. You own the record for longest undefeated streak to start a career and streak in general. You have the longest Hardcore Championship title reigns in our history. The most successful title defenses in our history. You will absolutely go down as the greatest Hardcore Champion of all time.
In saying that, it is my honor and privilege, on behalf of the ENTIRE EwC Family, Roster and Staff to announce at this time, that we will be retiring the EWC Hardcore Championship in your honor.
The fans go nuts
President Mac: You will be our last, and most memorable Hardcore Champion. This belt is forever yours my friend
Shadow Man begins to tear up as he hugs the title close to his chest. Shadow Man attempts to speak but cannot find the words.
The crowd continues to cheer
President Mac: That's not all Shadow Man.
Shadow looks over at Mac
President Mac: By unanimous decision. I am happy to announce, right here, in Ottawa, in front of the millions watching at home right now ... you are officially inducted into the EWC Hall of Fame
An explosion of cheers erupts
Shadow Man has full blown lost it now, Shadow and Mac hug in the middle of the ring
The fans begin to chant and cheer
President Mac: You deserve it Shadow Man. You have had an incredible career and your season last year was one of the best we have ever seen. Tag Team Champion, Hardcore Champion, Winning the Rumble for the first time and then capping it all off with winning the EWC World Heavyweight Championship, what an incredible way to end it all. You have earned everything my friend. We are so proud of you, I'm so proud of you.
The fans continue to cheer as Shadow Man brings the mic to his mouth
Shadow Man: This is ... wow ... Thank you so much Mac, the EWC, the Academy, Walt Disney, Stan Lee ... I ... This is amazing. i didn't expect this at all. I was like, 'wow, that was an awesome video, thanks guys' ... I didn't ... shit. I am so honored to be the final Hardcore Champion. I am so honored to be in the Hall of Fame, what a bloody amazing honor that is. Holy shit. Look, Jay Cee ... Harlow ... I know you two are watching this back there, you both sure as hell better put on a show tonight. With the X Division coming back, and now we know why, you guys need to set the tone for a new era of EWC. Let's put the EXTREME back in EWC.
The fans cheer
Shadow Man: Mac, you've done so much for me and the EWC ... I have just one last request. Just a small request
President Mac: Sure Shady, whatever you want...
Shadow Man: I feel like a total asshole for asking this now. But ... Grant me one more match ... one last match
The fans erupt yet again
President Mac smirks and shakes his head. He walks over to Shadow Man and whispers into his ear and then backs off, Shakes Shadow's hand and exists the ring
Shadow Man: Mac, look. Just stop for a second please
Mac stops halfway up the ramp and looks back at Shadow Man slightly annoyed
Shadow Man: I know I put you on the spot here. I know the whole point of my retirement is that I can't get the clearance, but what if I told you ... that in my back pocket right now, is a signed letter from three doctors, the EWC medical staff, my lawyer, Bob Loblaw, and our insurance provider, granting me ONE final match. Approved. Just one signature missing.
President Mac: You really have that?
Shadow Man: Taco to God I swear. I have it
President Mac: Let me see it ....
Mac walks back down the ramp and gets in the ring. Shadow Man hands Mac a paper from his back pocket. Mac reads it, nods with a smirk
President Mac: The Hardcore Title and Hall of Fame weren't enough eh?
Fans laugh
President Mac: What match do you want, I'll see what I can do
The fans cheer
Shadow Man: StrangleMania is 20 days away. It's the event that made me who I am. It's the event that everyone looks forward to every single damn year. The bloodiest, most wonderful show on earth. I want my final match to be at StrangleMania.
President Mac: Holy crap Shadow. Ask for the moon why don't you. (whispering) This really is a dick move you know? Look I'll have to check with th...
Shadow Man: No checking. This is it man. This is my last match. This is all I know how to do. I got nothing else man. I have nothing to go to. Please let me go out the way I want to go out. Let me put on a show one last time for these people. For the roster. For you. Let me do my thing, one more time. Please. Mac. Please
Shadow extends his hand
Shadow Man: Please Mac... please
The fans start chanting
Shadow Man: Please...
DO IT!
DO IT!
DO IT!
Mac folds the paper and puts in his jacket and then shakes Shadow Man's hand as the fans cheer once again
President Mac: Let me guess ... You have an opponent in mind? Xplode? EWC Undisputed Championship Match? I'll go check with him ri...
Shadow Man: You
President Mac: Yeah, I'll go check with the cham...
Shadow Man: No Mac. Me and You. StrangleMania. Main Event. Hall of Fame Cage filled with Weapons Match
The fans erupt yet again. This time going absolutely bananas
President Mac: Are you nuts? Wait ... don't answer that. Jesus man, you are just... (laughs) all on live tv eh?
Shadow Man: Battle of the Best, you beat me. You won Hurricane Jeff's little tournament at the start of my career. We've faced off here and there in-between but that's the match everyone remembers most. You were the kickstart of my streak, the kickstart to my fame, the loss that energized me to become the man I am today. One Hardcore Icon beating down a future Hardcore Legend. This is how it should end. Shadow Man vs President Mac. StrangleMania. There is no one else I want to face, and there is no one else worth coming of retirement to face. You and me boss. Lets settle this once and for all. Who is the best of the best. What do you say? One last time?
The fans are chanting and cheering
President Mac: I've never backed down from a challenge. And since you've put me on the spot .... March 27th. StrangleMania. You and Me. Consider it booked!
The two shake hands once more as the entire arena is going insane. Footage pans the outside of the arena as thousands have gathered outside to watch the giant screens. We see them all screaming and cheering about the news
The scene cuts to a commercial for EWCTV as Shadow Man and President Mac exit the ring together and greet fans along the ramp
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LATOYA HIXX
Vs BOB LOBLAW (DEBUT)
Vs BOB LOBLAW (DEBUT)
Jessica Stroup: Ladies and Gentlemen the following contest is your opening bout of the evening, and is scheduled for one fall…
Sky's the Limits hits as the lights begin to flicker…
Jessica Stroup: Introducing first from Boston, Massachusetts weighing in at 114 pounds… “The Boss” …Latoya Hixx!!!
She comes out with a short coat in a bling Brass Knuckles on both hands in also wears White Sunglasses in hps aside to the apron in pose herself showing her Gold Brass Knuckles in get's in the ring in takes off the Shades in the coat off in begins to fight her.
Jessica Stroup: …And her opponent…
“Born in the USA” by Bruce Springsteen begins to play to a mixed reaction from the crowd.
Jessica Stroup: From Concord Massachusetts weighing in at 215 pounds… “The Law”… Bob Loblaw!
Out walks Bob Loblaw. As he makes his way down the ramp, he hands out business cards to the fans for his Law Firm. He also throws out a few shirts for his "Bob Loblaw Law Blog" promotions. He then enters the ring and removes his blazer and tie.
Aiello: What a night so far ladies and gentleman. I of course am Joe Aiello and with me is Jeremy Piven. It's been a night filled with emotions, with Shadow Man giving that beautiful speech, seeing the video montage and now the news that he and President Mac will headline StrangleMania, that's just unbelievable. Right now though, it's time for our first match. Here we have Bob Loblaw…
Piven: A lawyer who has no business in a wrestling ring, who signed this guy?
Aiello: I imagine it was President Mac…
Piven: Oh, well then it was obviously a good hire!
Aiello: Jeremy…
Piven: What?
Aiello: Oh for crying out loud…
The match starts as Bob raises his fists as if he is ready for a back lot brawl, he slowly walks to the middle of the ring, as Hixx bounces off the ropes a few times, smiling almost laughing at the inexperience of Lablaw. Hixx raises her hands and waves for Bob to come bring it, and she goes for a collar and elbow tie up, Bob locks up awkwardly because of his inexperience and Hixx quickly rolls up Bob into a small package looking for the win right off the bat!
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Piven: Oh dear lord! Mac’s new talent almost bit the dust in less than ten seconds!
Aiello: Bob was caught off guard, this is his debut match, he’s not a seasoned wrestler, but he powered out of that pin from a far more experienced opponent.
Bob in shock at how quickly he almost lost that match, and pounds his fist on the mat in anger. Hixx is back to her feet, with her hands on her knees leaning over smiling at Bob, as he turns around she smiles and waves at him. This only angers him more as he jumps at Hixx looking for a clothesline but she easily ducks it and she grabs him by his waist and rolls him backwards rolling him up, Bob kicks his feet trying to kick out!
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Bob reaches up and grabs Hixx by the waist of her trunks pulling her backwards and he locks in a rear naked choke! Hixx is caught completely off guard! He screams in anger trying to choke her out, as she tries to drag herself to the ropes!
Aiello: Oh my God!!! I don’t believe this!!!
Piven: Of course you don’t, you never believed in Bob’s ability.
The ref is down seeing if Hexx wants to give it up as she desperately reaches towards the ropes, her fingertips just inches from the bottom rope as her other hand is gripping at Bob’s arm that is choking her out! With one last gasp she manages to skip just enough to get her hand on the bottom rope and the ref calls for the break!
Aiello: Woah… This thing has almost ended twice in the first two minutes!
Piven: *Turned around flirting with a woman behind him* Hi, my name is Jeremy…
Aiello: *Punches Piven* Jeremy do your damn job!
Piven: *cough* What is it over?
Hexx grabs at her throat gasping for air, on her knees leaning on the bottom rope, unaware that Bob is right behind her as he hooks her around the waist and nails a thunderous dead lift German Suplex! Hexx rolls out of it, grabbing at her head. Bob recognizes this and walks over and stomps on her head! Again, and then again! Until she rolls to the outside of the ring!
Piven: I don’t believe this, Bob has her on the ropes!
Hexx grabs the back of her head walking outside the ring, as Bob follows in pursuit, but being the ring veteran that she is, she keeps her distance from him till she can recover, as she rolls in the ring Bob following close behind but Hexx hits the ropes and just as Bob climbs up on the apron she hits a running dropkick knocking him off the apron, she gets right back up, and hits the ropes again and she leaps over the top rope summersaulting onto Bob who catches her in mid air! He holds her at her waist and he swings her into the guard rail, smashing her head into the steel, and he drops her. Bob picks up and slams her head down on the canvas of the side of the ring. She bounces off stumbling back again getting some distance between herself and Bob, but this time Bob catches her from behind and turns and again tries to whip her into the guard rail, but she reverses it and Bob nails the guard rail! She stumbles away, frustrated with herself needed to get a reset, and she rolls in the ring, finding her way to the turnbuckle, and she leans in waiting for Bob to meet her in the ring once again. Bob rolls in the ring, and Hexx claps giving Bob some credit for what he has been able to accomplish in this match, she never expected him to even have a chance. They meet in the middle of the ring and she shakes his hand and they begin again…
Aiello: Well, some respect from Hexx…
Piven: Wha?? What the Hell is this? When the Hell did this happen?
Aiello: More wrestling matches should have this much respect between the two competitors.
Piven: In what world???
The two circle each other, and this time they hook up in a clean collar and elbow tie up, both jockeying for position, Bob gets the upperhand and he irish whips her into the ropes, she bounces off the other side and Bob goes for a back body drop, but Hexx is ready and she flips over and lands on her feet, she hits the opposite side and just as Bob turns around he is met with a flying leg lariat! They both pop back up to their feet, she leaps and rolls Bob into another rolling pinning package!
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They both jump back to their feet, tie up and Hexx hits a beautiful northern lights suplex!!! Hexx quickly makes it back to her feet, as Bob is having trouble keeping up, she hits the ropes again, but this time is turned inside out when Bob nails a vicious clothsline!!! Bob bends over with his hands on his knees trying to catch his breath, as Hexx slowly makes her way back to her feet…
Piven: Bob is wasting too much time!
This time he hits the ropes, and when he meets Hexx in the ring, she nails him with a drop kick to the face! Bob hits the mat holding his jaw, but Hexx wastes no time, and she grabs Bob’s leg and quickly turns him over into a single leg boston crab! Bob grunts in pain but easily gets to the ropes, the ref calls for the break, but Hexx walks Bob back to the middle of the ring and sits back! Bob struggles to maintain his composure, as the ref asks him if he wants to give it up! Bob shakes his head no and begins dragging himself towards the ropes again, Hexx tries to keep her position but as Bob pulls she loses her leverage and is being pulled with him! He wraps his arm around the bottom rope so she can’t pull him off this time, and the ref breaks the hold.
Aiello: Bob is showing a lot of fight in here, but his inexperience is definitely showing.
Piven: I think that’s his back hair Joe.
As Bob gets to his feet, Hexx is going to the top rope, when he makes it to his feet she jumps at him looking for a hurricanranna, but Bob catches her and SLAMS her down on the mat and holds on for the pin!
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Kickout!!!
Piven: That one had to hurt!
Aiello: Nice reversal from Bob, but still not enough to keep Latoya down!
Bob, seemingly looks puzzled at what to do next and how to follow up, looks down at Hexx and decides to try to hit an elbow to the midsection but she moves out of the way! Bob shakes his elbow in pain, Hexx grabs Bob and locks in a rear chin lock with her knee to Bob’s spine! Bob struggles trying to get free, but Hexx keeps him in position until she is ready for her next move. She releases the chin lock standing up and hits Bob with a series of kicks to the back and body, the last one Bob ducks out of the way and grabs her by her trunks and rolls her up in a school boy!
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Kickout!!!
Aiello: Bob is really showing some skill.
Piven: Yeah what little he has— er…I mean, he sure is looking good out there!
Hexx quickly gets to her feet, and drops Bob with a drop toe hold, she waits for Bob to make it back to his feet and she nails a spinning roundhouse kick! Pumped up from the roar of the crowd she raises one finger into the air… Bob gets up turns around and walks straight into a kick to the midsection looking for the swinging neck breaker but Bob catches her foot, and walks forward tipping her over. He hits the ropes and just as she makes it to her feet she turns around and is nailed with CIVIL ACTION!!!
Aiello: He just turned Latoya inside out!!!
She lays on the mat motionless and Bob looks almost stunned, he quickly grabs her and rolls her over onto her back, and hooks her leg her body coils up completely limp!
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Aiello: Bob Loblaw with the SHOCKING UPSET!!!
Piven: Impossible!
Aiello: What a debut for Mr. Loblaw!
Piven: Yeah, yeah, Bobby got a lucky win…
Aiello: Give the man some credit come on!
Piven: Nope… Not gonna do it… Not GONNA DO IT!!!
Aiello: Okay okay, sit down already!
“Born in the USA” by Bruce Springsteen hits and the crowd is going crazy for the newcomer!
Bob raises his arms in victory, almost shocked himself! The ref raises his arms pointing at Bob that he is the victor, and he almost can’t believe it! All this time Latoya is getting to her feet, looking upset she slaps the top rope, she can’t believe it either. She grabs Bob spinning him around…
Aiello: Ohhh… Latoya doesn’t look happy…
The two exchange words and Latoya puts her hand out… Bob slowly puts his hand out and the two shake hands, and Latoya exits the ring giving Bob his moment as we cut to backstage
BACKSTAGE
Joe Kerr is seen walking through the back. Hes on his way to the ring. He's stopped by Ace Heart
Ace: Joe, it looks like you've changed up your look. Looking sharp.
Joe: Why thanks.
Ace: What's with the lingerie in your hand though?
Joe: Oh this?
The camera pans down to a set of red panties and a bra from Victoria Secret
Joe: Emma's gonna wear this on our date after the match. Toodles.
Joe walks past Ace and continues on his way to the ring as the scene fades
