Post by FN'R on Apr 22, 2016 19:08:13 GMT -6
WARNING: This live event contains stunts performed by professionals or under the supervision of professionals and maybe unsuitable for younger viewers. Accordingly EWC and it's producers must insist that no one attempt to recreate or re-enact any stunt or activity performed in this live event.
The Extreme Wrestling Corporation presents
EPISODE 395
APRIL 22, 2016
FRIDAY NIGHT RAMPAGE
EPISODE 395
APRIL 22, 2016
Live from BRIDESTONE ARENA IN NASHVILLE, TN!
EWC RAMPAGE
APRIL 22, 2016
Live From the Bridgestone Arena in Nashville, TN
Commentators: David Arquette & Scott Caan
Announcer: Emmanuelle Chriqui
Head Ref: John Dean
Backstage Help: Ace Heart
"Figure It Out" by Royal Blood blasts in the arena as the show starts off with video footage detailing historic events that have taken place on Friday Night Rampage. Images of previous Champions are shown, starting with Chupacabra then moving onto Cameron Hayden, Michael Saint, Shadow Man, Level One and James Chambers. Sped up footage then shows a special montage of Memphis Reigns, Blade, Ebon, Jesse Nunez, Hurricane Jeff, Moses Lake, Kid Cactus, Kid Cannabis, BDC, Jay Cee, Stray and then explodes into Sedition members Gladiator and then The Rev, before switching to recent time with Ruthan Park and Luke Wolfe, Emevlas Stastias and Griffin Hawkins, before ending with Project Chaos and the EWC Undisputed World Champion XPLODE.
The opening pyros hit and here we go.
The camera pans around showing the excited crowd jumping for joy in anticipation for the beginning of the show.
The camera then pans out showing a full scale view of the jam packed arena and zooms in on some crazy fans holding up their signs.
"GRIFFIN HAWKINS"
"BRAWL IS BORING"
"XPLODE > WOLFE"
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"ANARCHY 16 BLOWS"
"GRIFFIN HAWKINS"
"BRAWL IS BORING"
"XPLODE > WOLFE"
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"ANARCHY 16 BLOWS"
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David Arquette: Welcome to Rampage to start off the show we have a lost promo from Stranglemania.
Scott Caan: Oh, so that actually happened?
David Arquette: Well, she had nothing to say before the match, and she just wasn’t herself at the pay-per-view, despite the fact that we all know just how badly she wants the United States Championship back.
Scott Caan: Yes, despite taking a brief hiatus from competing to film the upcoming horror flick Thrash into the Night - which officially has a cameo appearance by our very own Griffin Hawkins, by the way - she managed to take the cross country trip to Vegas two weeks ago to make it abundantly clear that she wasn’t done with Alexis Morrison.
David Arquette: I’ve ever heard that she’s here tonight, but she tends to make appearance on the “B” show, as well.
Scott Caan: Now she will officially be back in competition in two weeks, but here she is now… Shelley Silver!
The feed cuts to a video package. The time when it was filmed is uncertain. The first thing seen is a black screen with text sprawling across the screen with Shelley’s voice reading over it.
Shelley: In addition to my normal, colorful language, this promo contains suggestive dialogue and nudity. Viewer discretion is advised.
A hotel bathroom door opens to reveal Shelley Silver in the shower after a workout, she smirked, having seen Sloane come in out of the corner of her eye. She popped her head out of the shower curtain.
Shelley: Hey EWC. Just give me a couple minutes to rinse off. I had quite the workout today.
Shelley slipped back behind the curtain. Sloane continued to film Shelley through the mostly clear curtain as she rinsed off, running her hands along her body. Once she felt that the soap was rinsed off, she cut off the water and opened the curtain before grabbing a towel and began drying her body off.
Shelley: With the way that the build up for this little feud for the United States Championship has been, this may as well be my ring gear for it. It’s what I want, it’s what Alexis wants, and I am sure that those watching won't mind. And hey, if we go this route, one of us will eventually submit. I just know that it won't be me.
She smiled, wrapping the towel around her body before walking out of the bathroom. She made her way to her suitcase, opening it. She pulled out a pair of boy-cut panties, sliding them on before dropping the towel and picking out a T-shirt, pulling it on as well. She walked over to bed casually, like it was no big deal that she was just basically nude on camera. Because we all know it wasn’t exactly the first time. She had even stripped down over the course of a music video that she had starred in. So doing a promo in minimal clothing was going to be like second nature for her.
Shelley: You really can’t say that you’re surprised. I’m proud of what I am, and I’m not about to let anyone shame me for it.
Sloane cleared her throat.
Sloane: Back to the matter at hand?
Shelley: Isn’t sex the matter at hand?
Sloane: Only if that’s how you intend to get the United States Championship away from Alexis.
There is a pause that can only be interpreted as a series of glances between two close friends. After a few moments, Shelley clasps her hands together.
Shelley: Right. You win.
The EWC United States Championship. Something that I’ve held, but don’t feel like a true champion when I look back.
Sloane: Why’s that?
Shelley shrugged before stating plainly.
Shelley: Because I lost it in my very first defense. Sure, I held it for months, but what’s the point if you can’t even have a successful defense?
That’s why I want another chance at it. In this world there are infinite possibilities based on the choices that we make.
I stand here before you now and I fully admit that I had made the wrong choices back then. Now I am here to take a chance to be a true champion.
That’s right, gorgeous, you’re not going to be getting a choice in the matter. It might not be today. Might not be tomorrow. But mark my word, Alexis. You will submit to me.
Sloane: But Shelley… you don’t have a submission move.
Shelley: Sloane, I love you, you’re my best friend, but really… lesbians plus wrestling?
Sloane: Right. Forgot about that show.
Shelley: Exactly. And what more of an actual Ultimate Surrender than to have someone lose a title in that manner in a normal wrestling promotion?
But we both know that we can actually get a good, violent match in before going for the good stuff. And you know we will. Over, and over, and over.
Because really, in the end… Alexis won’t know what hit her. I’m not usually one for words. Because quite frankly, words don’t win matches. At least, they shouldn’t. I’m better than that, you’re better than that, and we all know that there are plenty of others better than that, as well.
There is a bit of a distortion before the feed cuts to Shelley in her trailer on the set of her movie. She is holding the camera herself this time. She looks like she just woke up from a nap between takes while filming. She sighed as she ran her fingers through her hair.
Shelley: Hi. So that was enough of that. I think that anyone paying attention has figured that Alexis and I want each other. I literally spent about twenty minutes talking about all of the things that I want to do to her. I could have let that continue playing, but I believe that everyone gets the gist.
Now, a number of things have happened since Stranglemania. Even I have been involved in the festivities. I was supposed to be up here in the woods filming. I’ve already somewhat touched on that with the little video that I had made the next morning with some shout outs for both EWC and NGW. You remember the 90s hit Tubthumping? I get knocked down, but I get up again. Yeah… that’s me. Alexis Morrison may have put me in a crimson mask, but that didn’t deter me from going after the United States Championship. I’m still gunning for you, Alexis. This isn’t over between us by far. I’m coming for you. It may not be now, but I will officially be coming back to Rampage in two weeks. It probably won’t be then, either. Saint may have something special planned for us.
Shelley smiled.
Shelley: But just know this one thing… You’ll never be ready for this, Alexis. You may have gotten me at our first meeting, but you have not seen me at my best yet.
Shelley went to sign off, but then blinked, looking back up at the camera.
Shelley: Oh hey, Tony. Yeah, I’m talking you you, Mister Savage. I’m just curious… do you like oldies?
She paused before winking and grinning.
Shelley: See you soon, Raindrops.
She then blew a kiss at the camera before beginning to hum “My Boyfriend’s Back”. She then stopped the recording, letting the feed end.