Post by FN'R on Oct 7, 2016 19:27:49 GMT -6
WARNING: This live event contains stunts performed by professionals or under the supervision of professionals and maybe unsuitable for younger viewers. Accordingly EWC and it's producers must insist that no one attempt to recreate or re-enact any stunt or activity performed in this live event.
The Extreme Wrestling Corporation presents
EPISODE 405
OCTOBER 7TH, 2016
FRIDAY NIGHT RAMPAGE
EPISODE 405
OCTOBER 7TH, 2016
Live from THE GILA RIVER ARENA IN GLENDALE, ARIZONA!!!!
EWC RAMPAGE
October 7, 2016
Live From The Gila River Arena in Glendale, Arizona
Commentators: El Chupacabra & Jesse Payne
Announcer: Emmanuelle Chriqui
Head Ref: John Dean
Backstage Help: Ace Heart
"Figure It Out" by Royal Blood blasts in the arena as the show starts off with video footage detailing historic events that have taken place on Friday Night Rampage. Images of previous Champions are shown, starting with Chupacabra then moving onto Cameron Hayden, Michael Saint, Shadow Man, Level One and James Chambers. Sped up footage then shows a special montage of Memphis Reigns, Blade, Ebon, Jesse Nunez, Hurricane Jeff, Moses Lake, Kid Cactus, Kid Cannabis, BDC, Jay Cee, Stray and then explodes into Sedition members Gladiator and then The Rev, before switching to recent time with Ruthan Park and Luke Wolfe, Derek Wellings and Griffin Hawkins, before ending with Project Chaos and the EWC Undisputed World Champion XPLODE.
The opening pyros hit and here we go.
The camera pans around showing the excited crowd jumping for joy in anticipation for the beginning of the show.
The camera then pans out showing a full scale view of the jam packed arena and zooms in on some crazy fans holding up their signs.
"WE HATE ANARCHY 16"
"BRAWL SUCKS"
"GRIFFIN HAWKINS "
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"GABREAL MARTIN"
"WE HATE ANARCHY 16"
"BRAWL SUCKS"
"GRIFFIN HAWKINS "
"
"GABREAL MARTIN"
FNR
FNR
FNR
FNR
FNR
El Chupacabra: Three letters say it all!!! E-W-C!!! And THIS… Ladies and Gentlemen is RAMPAGE! The number one wrestling program in ALL the wrestling universe!
Payne: What an event Rumble in the Bronx was! And—
Suddenly the lights dim down, and the sound of pouring rain begins to emanate throughout the arena followed by the sound of thunder and flashes of lightning. The crowd buzzes with a mostly negative reaction, yet there are some cheers still to be heard.
Payne: …And welcome to Hell…
El Chupacabra: It appears like we are about to be joined by Anarchy’16, who already made some noise on Brawl last week, with the sudden return of Axle Aomori, who has announced he has recovered from injury making the group of Anarchists that much stronger… The members had a strong showing in the Rumble match itself, with Derek Wellings even coming down to the final three, when Shadow Man, yes… Shady himself made an appearance at the Rumble and helped with the elimination of Wellings.
Payne: Could you imagine what we would have to sit through if Wellings had won the Rumble? Thank God for Shadow Man.
Luke Wolfe walks out on stage holding both the Tag Team and U.S. Titles on his shoulder as smoke begins to build on stage. Immediately along with him is his wife Annabelle, who stands at his side, and Axle Aomori with a smirk on his face, Wellings who looks more than just a little bit pissed off, JTC who comes out nodding looking out into the crowd…. Conspicuous by his absence is Xaviar Rollins from FSW, but without him the rest of the members of Anarchy’16 begin walking down the ramp. Fans along the ramp way cure and shout at the members as they pass, one in particular gets in a verbal sparing session with Derek Wellings, the fan even takes a swing at Wellings who simply stands there laughing at the man. Wellings spits in his face as he continues with the rest of the group.
El Chupacabra: There does not appear to be many followers of Anarchy’16 here in this hostile crowd here in Glendale.
Payne: Can ya blame that guy? Wellings is quite possibly the most hated man in wrestling, I would have tried to take a swing at him too!
El Chupacabra: Really?
Payne: Well not right now… I’m out here with you, and I have a job to do.
The group is in the ring, as Luke is handed a microphone from ringside staff, as the music fades out. But as soon as the music stops the arena is drowned out with boos for the group, they soak it up as they talk among themselves in the ring waiting for it to stop, but it then turns into a chant…
“YOU SUCK SHIT!!!”
“YOU SUCK SHIT!!!”
“YOU SUCK SHIT!!!”
“YOU SUCK SHIT!!!”
“YOU SUCK SHIT!!!”
El Chupacabra: The crowd here tonight, very vocal about how they feel about Anarchy’16.
Luke smiles and begins to chuckle looking back at the other members of the group…. He takes the mic and simply shouts over them…
Luke Wolfe: You are looking at the most elite group of superstars that this world has ever seen!!!
“BOOOOOOOOO!!!!”
Luke Wolfe: You don’t believe me???
Luke says laughing, as the crowd continues to show contempt for the men in the ring.
Luke Wolfe: Okay, shut your mouths because I’ve got something to say.
“BOOOOOOO!!!”
Luke Wolfe: At Rumble in the Bronx the world witnessed as carved up Shelly Silver inside Hell in a Cell, the world witnessed THIS man get SCREWED out of winning the Rumble by a man who left the business because he couldn’t get it done in the ring anymore.
Luke gestures over to Wellings as the crowd starts to chant…
“SHADOW MAN!!!”
“SHADOW MAN!!!”
“SHADOW MAN!!!”
“SHADOW MAN!!!”
“SHADOW MAN!!!”
Luke Wolfe: Oh so you are familiar with him… Good, I was wondering if I was going to have to get out some old tapes from years ago from when the man was still relevant in this business.
“BOOOOOOO!!!”
Luke Wolfe: THAT was the biggest travesty of the night! I haven’t seen a screw job so well orchestrated by someone in a long time. All it does though is show EVERYONE… just how much the EWC fears us. “BIG” Mac… used his long time buddy to make sure that Wellings… or any one of us walked out of that match the winner. Wellings lasted longer than any of us, and should have won the damn thing! THAT is how dangerous this man is!
“WELLINGS SUCKS!!!”
“WELLINGS SUCKS!!!”
“WELLINGS SUCKS!!!”
“WELLINGS SUCKS!!!”
“WELLINGS SUCKS!!!”
Luke Wolfe: No… No he doesn’t…
Luke says with an irritated tone and a blank look on his face.
Luke Wolfe: But I’ll let Wellings talk about how he was robbed of the Rumble victory… I… however am here to talk about someone else. And no… it’s not that little girl Shelly Silver who is lucky that I left here with so much of an ounce of pride left in her body. I’m not here to talk about Xplode, and how he has ducked me at every turn… No… It’s not Maverick who I will slaughter later tonight in the main event… No… and it’s not even the new number one contender to my U.S. Title Jessica Tendonin, whom I’ve already beaten, because there really is no one in this company who I haven’t beaten. I want to talk about a man who simply doesn’t seem to get it, he just doesn’t understand, he appears like he just has an addiction to me kicking his ass… and that’s Griffin Hawkins…
“YYYYEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!”
Luke Wolfe: I have defeated Hawkins TIME and TIME again. Yet he still comes after me, he is like a cockroach that ya just can’t squash enough to get rid of. No matter how many times I beat that guy, he still comes out week after week talking about how he is going to take the U.S. Title from me. I’ve already shown the WORLD that, THAT man isn’t even in my LEAGUE! But what does he do at Rumble in the Bronx? He sneak attacks me like the coward he is, and eliminates me from the Rumble…
“YYYYEAAAAAHHHH!!!”
Luke Wolfe: Ya see… Griffin… You, ya just don’t get it do ya? Ya don’t… You can come out here and say all the things you want, you can play to the crowd and get all them to cheer you on, it’s not going to change the fact that you have never, and simply CAN NOT beat me! You have stepped up to the plate time after time and struck out over and over again, surely you have to realize how embarrassing this is for you! You are a disgrace! You’re a disgrace to that TV Title! You’re fed jobbers and curtain jerkers every time to defend it… WHEN you actually do defend it… All because President Mac want’s to be able to hang some trophy on his wall that says that he had a TV Champion that held on to a belt for who knows how long! If you defended that thing as many times as you should have, against people worthy of competing for it you would have lost it long ago. But that’s all going to change… because Michael Saint… The White Rider…
Luke says with a grin…
Luke Wolfe: Made sure that you finally have a worthy opponent for that strap. Someone who actually can bring some prestige back to that title… and soon… Very Soon… Derek Wellings will take from you what you love the most. Ya see… You have done something that no one should ever do, and that’s make enemies of us… Because we know you are here tonight, and we are gonna play a little game… It’s called catch the little girl. And yes… you are the little girl. Rest assured, we will find you tonight, hide all you want, cower in the corners pissing your pants, run through the crowd so these people will protect you! Do whatever you can do to keep us from finding you, because when we do… That’s game over… And the clock is ticking.
Luke is about to hand off the microphone when he suddenly remembers something…
Luke Wolfe: Oh yeah… and speaking of the clock ticking… Gabriel Martin…
“YYYYYEAAAAHHHHH!!!”
Luke Wolfe: Times up… I want your answer tonight. You are either with us, or you’re against us, and everyone is going to see just what happens to the people who make enemies out of Anarchy’16. Make the right choice…
Luke shakes the Tag Team title off his shoulder holding it and showing it to the camera…
Luke Wolfe: Make the right choice…
(Luke hands off the mic to Wellings)
Wellings: Shadow MAN!
The fans cheer loudly at the mention.
Wellings: Is becoming a fat, talentless hack with sleep apnea.
The fans boo loudly chanting...
"YOU STILL SUCK!
YOU STILL SUCK!
YOU STILL SUCK!"
Then in a impression of Shadow Man...
Wellings: You can't talk about me! I'm a special snowflake! You mention my name, my sleep apnea acts up! Derek Wellings HHHHAAAAHHHHHHHTTTTTT FUNNY! My sleep apnea wakes me 15,000 times a night! NAHT FUNNY!
Derek makes a lot of snoring and other difficulty breathing sounds as he openly mocks Shadow Man. The fans keep booing and chanting "YOU GUYS SUCK!"
Wellings: There, you heard what I had to say about Shadow Man. What a piece of crap. Doing what he ALWAYS does, "retiring" to take a long vacation. Shadow Man sucks Griffin Hawkins co-
The mic is suddenly cut off. Derek pounds on it as it starts coming back after a moment.
Wellings: Oh right, can't say that on television. Have a good time, when you figure out that rhyme. But onto the more important issue, Griffin Hawkins and the Television Championship. For over 393 days, that title has been around your waist. The only people of note you've defeated is JTC, Chris Maverick and Michael Saint... and you didn't even defend the TITLE against Michael Saint. You're NOT the greatest Television Champion in EWC, you stopped defending the title long ago. Luke Wolfe has defended the title more times THIS month than you have in the past THREE.
Hell, I've won more matches than you in the past two months than you and I even threw you out of the Rumble in the Bronx. You remember that? By myself, I took you out of the match then chokeslammed you through a glass table... welcome to my world, Griffin. You want to be the United States Champion, you gotta get through a the real Hardcore Champion first.
The fans begin chanting...
"GRIF-FIN RULES!
GRIF-FIN RULES!
GRIF-FIN RULES!"
Derek Wellings: But wait, can you feel that?
Can you feel that? Griffin, it's the cold specter of death looming over you. Me, the real Hardcore Champion of EWC is ready to end your days of being EWC Television Champion. I'm going to kill hopes and dreams at Uncensored. I said at the rumble you'd be licking your wounds, and I was right. You're so hurt, you weaseled your way out of a match this week, but I'll see you VERY soon.
Once I take the television title, Michael and everyone else in the company will realize that Anarchy '16 are the best things going for this company. By WrestleFest and the new year, Xplode will have to sweat bullets because he'll see that Anarchy OWNS all the championship on Smackdown, Xavier Rollins will take the FSW Championship soon, Axle Aomori is healed up enough that he'll be taking the International Championship from Ashton Drake by WrestleFest. How much longer will it be until Xplode faces Axle? How much longer will Luke wait until he's next shot? When will be stop being a pus and face ME, his former partner?
EWC is a becoming the home of the weak, land of the pussified. Anarchy '16 has to destroy Rampage to save it. Anarchy '16 has to destroy Brawl to save it. Anarchy '16... will leave FSW alone, that place is terrible. Don't worry Xavier, we'll save you from mediocrity buddy. Today, we're going to hunt the weakest link in Rampage and treat him like a fraternity does a drunk fat chick.
Derek hands the mic to JTC
JTC takes the mic as he smiles cocky.
JTC: Shut the fuck up you idiots!
"Boo"
JTC: No fucking respect and I'm tired of it. We want change here in EWC and by god we are going to make change by any means necessary. I fight my ass off day in and day out for you chumps and nothing. No respect from the following talent in the back, so many dumb fucks who thinks their top dog like our "great" undisputed champion. EWC needs people like us, people like Luke Wolfe. This is a fair warning for the whole locker room from the rookies, to the head master you stand in the way of my goals, my path of greatness, Anarchy '16 mission I promise you I will put you down in a hole.
JTC drops the mic and the Lights go out in the arena once again as things go pitch black. Thunder bangs as flickers of lightning give short flashes of the ring till things go black again…. After a few moments the lights come back on, and the entire group is gone.
El Chupacabra: And Anarchy’16 once again pull their disappearing act…
Payne: It was spooky the first hundred times we saw it, now it’s just the way they make their exit, it’s like seeing their magic trick over and over again… Like they are pulling a rabbit out of a hat.
El Chupacabra: You ever figure out where they all go in just a matter of a few seconds?
Payne: Well no…
El Chupacabra: Me either, but I have top people working on it.
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