Post by President Mac on Oct 23, 2017 22:49:05 GMT -6
WARNING:
The Extreme Wrestling Corporation presents
MONDAY NIGHT BRAWL
EPISODE #495 | OCTOBER 23RD 2017LIVE! from American Airlines Arena in Miami, Florida
EWC BRAWL
OCTOBER 23RD 2017
LIVE! from American Airlines Arena in Miami, Florida
Commentators: Joe Aiello, Steve 'The Predator' Bennett and Max Carter
Announcer: Jessica Stroup
Senior Referee: Paul Turner
Referee: Josh Daniels
Backstage Interviewer: Ace Heart
"Thunderstruck" by AC/DC blasts in the Arena
The show starts off with video footage detailing historic events over Monday Night Brawls Nineteen year history. From episode 001 in 1997 all the way down to the last episode of BRAWL
Images of previous EWC Champions are shown, starting with the very first Champion Black Ninja, then moving onto Big Mac and Steve Bennett. Sped up footage then shows a special montage of Memphis Reigns, Shadow Man, Hirsh Valentine, Jesse Nunez, Hurricane Jeff, Moses Lake, James Chambers, BDC, Jay Cee, Stray, Gladiator, The Rev, Ashton Drake and then Xplode all with the EWC Championship.
Sped up footage again then takes us through to current Monday Night Brawl Superstars: Andrew Jackson, Anthony Grunge, Eddie Crank, Emma Louise, John Blade, Kim Hunter, Peter Dragon, Melinda Rhodes, Jackson Knox, Donovan Baine, Keith Williams, Nostalgia, Rob Garcia, Konnor Klay, CJ Newmann, Morgan Darkwater, Kestrel, Neo James Carner, AJ Johnson, Nick James, Cyrus Black, Thomas Bates, and Amis Shelton
We then get a shot of the Champions of Brawl: Morgan Darkwater with the Television Championship, then Eddie Crank with the X-Division Championship and finally Rebel Rhodes with the International Championship
The opening pyros hit and here we go.
The energy in the American Airlines Arena in Miami is electrifying.
Spotlights circle around the arena as the thousands of fans in the venue are shown in a wide angle shot. The camera then pans out showing a full scale view of the jam packed arena and zooms in on some crazy fans.
A chant begins of
MNB
MNB
MNB
MNB
The fans are shown smiling, laughing, and pumping their fists in excitement
The show is live... and the excitement is at a fever pitch!
Fireworks blast across the stage as the fans scream in delight.
A thick layer of fog circles the arena, and camera flashes repeatedly strobe the area!
The camera feed pans to different areas in the arena and we see fans cheering in excitement!
The fans are shown smiling, laughing, and pumping their fists in excitement
as fireworks emit from each corner of the ring!
A thick layer of fog surrounds the fans from the firework display.
As the camera pans around the arena once more, it finally comes to a stop at the announcer's booth where Aiello, Bennett and Carter are shown smiling.
A thick layer of fog surrounds the fans from the firework display.
As the camera pans around the arena once more, it finally comes to a stop at the announcer's booth where Aiello, Bennett and Carter are shown smiling.
The show is live... and the excitement is at a fever pitch!
Aiello: Ladies and Gentlemen we welcome you to another sold out episode of Monday Night Brawl! We are live here in American Airlines Arena in Miami, Florida
Carter: It's great to be back here in Miami. The city, the state, the region .. they have been through so much as of late, and it's a great feeling to see all these people here, all these fans .. ready to put the world on the back burner for a night and enjoy some of the most extreme action you will ever see anywhere
Carter: It's great to be back here in Miami. The city, the state, the region .. they have been through so much as of late, and it's a great feeling to see all these people here, all these fans .. ready to put the world on the back burner for a night and enjoy some of the most extreme action you will ever see anywhere
Bennett: We have debut tonight, we have the return of Kestrel tonight, we have another round of Garcia and Nostalgia tonight .. and of course, the most talked about match .. our main event .. it's Neo and The Captain once again .. this time, it's different
Carter: The Television Championship will once again be on the line tonight, and what a match that Main Event will be .. Carner and Darkwater .. wow. PPV material all over this show
Aiello: Last week we has an update on our X-Division Champion Eddie Crank .. we were told he had at least sprained ACL .. we have Ace Heart backstage with more information
Ace Heart: Thanks Joe .. I wish I had some good news for everyone tonight .. however we have heard from Eddie Cranks camp and had it confirmed with our own medical staff .. Eddie Crank is heading for surgery this week.
Aiello: What kind of surgery is it?
Ace Heart: Unfortunately it's ACL reconstruction surgery where they use a graft to replace the torn ligament
Aiello: So what kind of time table are we looking at?
Ace Heart: Well .. after ACL reconstruction, Crank will be on bed rest for one week to keep his knee from swelling. This helps to improve your range of motion more quickly. Eddie can gradually start standing and walking more during the second week as long as he is able to keep his swelling down. Around that time, his doctor will probably fit him for a knee brace to wear for a few weeks. After that, Eddie will also begin physical therapy between two and four weeks after surgery
Carter: So what does this mean for his season? For his X-Division Championship and his shot at WrestleFest?
Ace Heart: Unfortunately .. Eddie Cranks season is over ..
Ace Heart: I am sure he is going to appreciate the people rallying behind him. I can tell you right now Eddie isn't happy. This is a massive blow for him, his career and his amazing season. While nothing is announced or confirmed .. I have reason to suspect that Eddie will be forced to vacate both his X-Division Championship and his shot at the EWC Undisputed Championship
Aiello: Wow .. that is absolutely shocking and unexpected news
Bennett: Nothing worse then having your season shut down like that. We see it in Basketball, we see it in Hockey, we've seen it a whole lot in football this year .. and unfortunately we've seen it a few times this season also .. there is nothing you can fucking do except heal and get back to it ..
Carter: Eddie if you are watching this tonight .. get better man. We want to see you healthy and back in action soon. Good luck with the surgery
Aiello: In an odd shift in discussion .. it's time to say that this episode of Monday Night Brawl is also brought to you by your local Home Depot, favourite stomping grounds of EWC's own Magnificent Marauder, Captain Morgan Darkwarter!
Bennett: Get your tables, ladders, and more from Home Depot!
Carter: .... Think we've covered ourselves, legally? Can we get on with the show now?
Bennett: Fuck if I know ..
Carter: We will be back with our first match right after these messages from our sponsors
Aiello: Last week we has an update on our X-Division Champion Eddie Crank .. we were told he had at least sprained ACL .. we have Ace Heart backstage with more information
Ace Heart: Thanks Joe .. I wish I had some good news for everyone tonight .. however we have heard from Eddie Cranks camp and had it confirmed with our own medical staff .. Eddie Crank is heading for surgery this week.
Aiello: What kind of surgery is it?
Ace Heart: Unfortunately it's ACL reconstruction surgery where they use a graft to replace the torn ligament
Aiello: So what kind of time table are we looking at?
Ace Heart: Well .. after ACL reconstruction, Crank will be on bed rest for one week to keep his knee from swelling. This helps to improve your range of motion more quickly. Eddie can gradually start standing and walking more during the second week as long as he is able to keep his swelling down. Around that time, his doctor will probably fit him for a knee brace to wear for a few weeks. After that, Eddie will also begin physical therapy between two and four weeks after surgery
Carter: So what does this mean for his season? For his X-Division Championship and his shot at WrestleFest?
Ace Heart: Unfortunately .. Eddie Cranks season is over ..
EDDIE
EDDIE
EDDIE
EDDIE
EDDIE
Ace Heart: I am sure he is going to appreciate the people rallying behind him. I can tell you right now Eddie isn't happy. This is a massive blow for him, his career and his amazing season. While nothing is announced or confirmed .. I have reason to suspect that Eddie will be forced to vacate both his X-Division Championship and his shot at the EWC Undisputed Championship
Aiello: Wow .. that is absolutely shocking and unexpected news
Bennett: Nothing worse then having your season shut down like that. We see it in Basketball, we see it in Hockey, we've seen it a whole lot in football this year .. and unfortunately we've seen it a few times this season also .. there is nothing you can fucking do except heal and get back to it ..
Carter: Eddie if you are watching this tonight .. get better man. We want to see you healthy and back in action soon. Good luck with the surgery
Aiello: In an odd shift in discussion .. it's time to say that this episode of Monday Night Brawl is also brought to you by your local Home Depot, favourite stomping grounds of EWC's own Magnificent Marauder, Captain Morgan Darkwarter!
Bennett: Get your tables, ladders, and more from Home Depot!
Carter: .... Think we've covered ourselves, legally? Can we get on with the show now?
Bennett: Fuck if I know ..
Carter: We will be back with our first match right after these messages from our sponsors
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VOICE: Are you tired of smelling like complete and utter shit? Are you ready to stop being a failure in life? Are you sick of not being able to attract the opposite sex?
Hello, I'm Wrestling Hall of Famer .. Shadow Man.
Like you, I was once too skinny AND too fat.
I once had absolutely no game at all like my former colleague Derek 'The Smell' Wellings.
Some people called me a 'big fat skinny kid', or 'Pepperoni face' on account of the all the Pizza I was eating to mask my feelings.
But then things changed for me.
I stumbled across the cutest little animal playing a guitar..
a Pig.
Like you, I was once too skinny AND too fat.
I once had absolutely no game at all like my former colleague Derek 'The Smell' Wellings.
Some people called me a 'big fat skinny kid', or 'Pepperoni face' on account of the all the Pizza I was eating to mask my feelings.
But then things changed for me.
I stumbled across the cutest little animal playing a guitar..
a Pig.
Isn't he just the CUTEST little fucker you've ever seen?
Look at him strum away
Seriously .. the cutest fucking little guitar player
This Piglet was so FUCKING popular, he was banging all the other Pigs on the farm.
In fact he was having Pig Orgies night after night after night
Look at him strum away
Seriously .. the cutest fucking little guitar player
This Piglet was so FUCKING popular, he was banging all the other Pigs on the farm.
In fact he was having Pig Orgies night after night after night
Look at that .. Pig Sex .. Lots and Lots of Pig Sex
That's when I realized something .. and it changed my life for good.
The lady Pigs weren't into the cute little Man Pig for his good looks & guitar playing skills..
No.. they were into him for his smell.
Now I know what you are all thinking.. Pigs smell like horse shit.
Yes, it's true.
Like Horse Shit mixed with Human Shit, dumped on Pig Shit .. Shitty McShitShit
That's when I realized something .. and it changed my life for good.
The lady Pigs weren't into the cute little Man Pig for his good looks & guitar playing skills..
No.. they were into him for his smell.
Now I know what you are all thinking.. Pigs smell like horse shit.
Yes, it's true.
Like Horse Shit mixed with Human Shit, dumped on Pig Shit .. Shitty McShitShit
That's why I met with a group of scientists to find out more on how we can replicate that great Pig smell, without a hint of Horse Shit.
Turns out.. we only like the smell of Pigs after one thing...
Turns out.. we only like the smell of Pigs after one thing...
It's the crispy, juicy smell of a Pig we love most.. but not just the whole Pig like in that picture.
What we want.. is Five Letters Long and rhymes with Shmacon
What we want.. is Five Letters Long and rhymes with Shmacon
It's...
That's right boys and girls.. we love BACON don't we?
Bacon as a side, Bacon as a meal, Bacon wrapped anything as long as it's real
So the next question is..
How can I smell like bacon all the time so I can have ripped abs, a successful career, and have the opposite sex doing shots out of my belly button?
Bacon as a side, Bacon as a meal, Bacon wrapped anything as long as it's real
So the next question is..
How can I smell like bacon all the time so I can have ripped abs, a successful career, and have the opposite sex doing shots out of my belly button?
The answer is simple..
BACON is the NEW Unisex Cologne/Perfume that is not only guaranteed to give you the perfect body.. but it will also drive the opposite sex crazy.
Check out what happens after just a small spray of BACON onto either side of my neck
Check out what happens after just a small spray of BACON onto either side of my neck
That's right boys and girls, these women want to lick the absolute shit out of my neck while I use my fingers to "get to know them" better.
So if you are over-weight or skinnier then a pole, try
It's for Men, Women and some mutants. Results may vary.
Want MORE proof?
OK!
Watch what happens after I spray some BACON on my downstairs friend Mr Henderson
See that kids? She wants to get to know Mr Henderson better!
What are you waiting for? Try BACON today!
DISCLOSURE/WARNING: Bacon results may vary. Each body type is different. You might not see results over-night or even ever, so just keep trying. If a rash develops, that means its working, keep applying it. If headaches, bleeding nose or nausea occur, don't call the Dr, it's supposed to do that. Put even more of it on. The body needs to get used to it. If you experience tingling or have an erection for more than 4 hours, congratulations, now go show that pecker off. In some very rare cases, your penis may fall off. In other rare cases, Females may grow testicles. In the very VERY but not all that rare case you die, you may be entitled to a full refund within the first 30 days. Contact us from the beyond for more details.
DISCLOSURE/WARNING: Bacon results may vary. Each body type is different. You might not see results over-night or even ever, so just keep trying. If a rash develops, that means its working, keep applying it. If headaches, bleeding nose or nausea occur, don't call the Dr, it's supposed to do that. Put even more of it on. The body needs to get used to it. If you experience tingling or have an erection for more than 4 hours, congratulations, now go show that pecker off. In some very rare cases, your penis may fall off. In other rare cases, Females may grow testicles. In the very VERY but not all that rare case you die, you may be entitled to a full refund within the first 30 days. Contact us from the beyond for more details.
Nostalgia is walking down a hall backstage at the American Airlines Arena. As he walks down the hall he passes the locker room of the ReVnants. At least they have claimed it, spray painting “ReVenantS” in white bold letters over a “Eddie Crank” nameplate. Nostalgia stops in his tracks, gets a mischievous look on his face then turns back to the locker room. He knocks on the door three times and waits for an answer.
Nostalgia: “Housekeeping. Want to fluff your pillows? Housekeeping?”
Ten seconds of silence later, no answer, Nostalgia turns at the knob, but it is locked. Nostalgia takes a few steps back, then with all his might, kicks the door off the hinges. Nostalgia walks through the threshold, he picks up the door and leans it against the wall.
Nostalgia: “A little redecorating.”
He turns to see a big screen TV hanging on the wall playing the Halloween classic Ernest Scared Stupid. Nostalgia grabs a chair and throws it at the screen with so much force, not only does the screen shatter, the TV falls off the stand and crashes onto the floor.
Nostalgia: “Woops!”
Nostalgia looks around the locker room, and he notices a mini fridge in the corner. He heads over to the fridge, and opens the door. Inside is nothing but bananas, tons and tons of bananas.
Nostalgia: “What the? I HATE THE SMELL OF BANANAS!”
Nos shoves the mini fridge off its shelf and it crashes onto the floor, bananas shooting out as the engine inside the fridge sputters to a halt.
Nostalgia: “Ahh, there we go!”
He see's an icebox, on it reads “Bagwell’s Box.” Nos opens it and grins wide Inside he sees a few bottles of gold plated bottles of Ace of Spades Champagne. Nostalgia takes the bottles out of the fridge. He cracks one open, the cork popping out and shooting off into the distance. Nostalgia guzzles the bottle as he saunters about, spilling bubbly every where he goes.
Nostalgia: “Hm? What's this?”
He looks around to find the gym bags of the ReVnants, each of their names embroidered on the sides. He takes his time opening all three bags, throwing out a batman costume, a pic of TinkerNos and realizing the bags contain the ReVnants “party” outfits and shoes. He reaches into the last bag, pulling out a giant glass pump with a open cylinder. Nos’ eyes fill with horror as he drops it and it explodes into shards on the floor.
Nostalgia: “Was the a dick pump!?”
Pouring the rest of the open bottle of champagnes contents onto his hand, he throws the empty metallic bottle against the wall. Nostalgia pops the second bottle and begins pouring the ridiculously expensive champagne all over the open bags, thus the belongings of the ReVnants members.
Nostalgia: “Woops!”
Nostalgia smashes the second empty Ace of Spades bottle on the wall. It bounces off the wall and crashes into some champagne glasses on a nearby table throwing pieces of glass everywhere Nostalgia picks up a shard of glass and cuts his hand slightly, knowing it will freak the ReVnants out. So he wipes his hand, and thus his blood on the bags, some clothes, Keith's gold mustache comb. He drenches Rob’s beer cozy in his blood. With the last bit of draining blood he had left he went about writing the symbol used by The Circle on the ground. Nostalgia chuckles as he goes back to the cooler for one more bottle.
Nostalgia: “Today, was a productive damn day.”
Nos plucks another bottle out and then kicks over the ice chest, spilling ice, water and some roast beef sandwiches everywhere. Nos pops the top off the last remaining bottle of Ace Of Spades, chugging as he left the scene.
SINGLES MATCH
DONOVAN BAINE
VS EMMA LOUISE
DONOVAN BAINE
VS EMMA LOUISE
Aiello: That was certainly interesting now wasn't it?
Carter: Sure was .. but looks like it's time to stop talking & start fighting!
Aiello: That's right, our first match is coming right up!
Bennett: I'm rooting for Baine. He looks like that dude that plays Aquaman in the upcoming Justice League movie and I've always been a fan of Aquaman!
Carter: Really? I'd have never guessed.
Bennett: The inner workings of my mind are an enigma to all, Maxipad, especially you.
Carter: Not really. Beer, tits, ways to insult me and Joe, and Aquaman apparently.
Bennett: As I said.... an enigma, Maxine.
Stroup: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS A SINGLES MATCH AND IT IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL! INTRODUCING FIRST!
”Regulate” hits the sound system.The camera shoots to backstage the locker room door bust opens out walks Donovan Baine. He gets to the entrance ramp
Stroup: MAKING HIS WAY TO THE RING, STANDING AT SIX FOOT AND FOUR INCHES TALL AND WEIGHING IN AT TWO HUNDRED AND THIRTY FOUR POUNDS
Donovan walks to the ring walks up the ring steps. Climbs the nearest turnbuckle Throws his hair back and puts his hands in the air. Hops off the turnbuckle. Stares intensely waiting for the match to start.
Stroup: FROM HONOLULU, HAWAII, DONOVAN BBBBBBLLLLLLAAAAAAAIIIIIINNNNNNEEEEE!!!
Carter: What an intense stare that man has....
Bennett: You love looking in men's eyes longingly, don'tcha' boy?
Carter: At least I'm not an Aquaman fan.
Bennett: Fuck you, Carter. Aquaman is awesome! He commands the creatures of the sea, breaths underwater, does that whole sonar thing, has a fork for a hand, and he's strong as fuck!
Aiello: Guys, we have a match about to go down here. Chill it on your fetishes.
Stroup: AND HIS OPPONENT!!
"Neo Geo" plays and Emma dances through the curtain. She waves to the crowd and then walks, half dancing to the ring, waving to the crowd as she goes before slipping feet first through the ropes like an envelope before laying suggestvly over the top rope.
Stroup: STANDING AT FIVE FOOT-SIX AND WEIGHING IN AT SEVERAL POUNDS OF GIRLY GOODNESS.... FROM LOS SANTOS... EMMA LLLLLOOOOOUUUUIIIISSSSSEEEEE!!!
Bennett: Seriously though, I'm being generous when I say she has five minutes, tops.
Carter: I will admit that Emma's been in a bit of a slump, but you really shouldn't write her off, Steve.
Bennett: I can and I will! She's lost her edge and doesn't even seem to try any more. She's-
As Steven Bennett Goes on a bit of a long-winded rant about everything that's wrong with Emma Louise, the ref motions for the bell and the races are off.
DING DING DING!
Emma puts her dukes up and Donovan immediately begins the match by waving her off and turning his back to gab with a few fans over the ropes.
Bennett: -She doesn't train hard... Emma is never focused on her match, but some random kinda' bullcrap-
Emma fumes as she's ignored by Baine, who just casually strolls around, gabbing with the ringside crew about how easy this match is going to be.
Bennett: -...and another thing about Emma that bothers the piss out of me! She's been here how long and she's still calling herself a rookie? She was on the company banner for Christ sakes! Rookies don't wind up on company banners!
Her face starts to turn almost as red as her hair as it seems she also hears some of Steve Bennett's mocking words on top of being ignored by her opponent. She rushes in behind Donovan, spins him around gut kicks him, and drives him to the canvas with THE GIRL CRUSH!
Carter: WWOOOAAAHHH!!!
Emma: DON'T IGNORE MMMMMEEEEEEE!!!!
While Donovan is stunned, she folds the larger man impossibly in half, her arms locked around one of his legs with her wrist clasped behind his neck with his shoulders pinned by their combined weight.
ONE!!!
TWO!!!
TTTTHHHRRREEE!!!
DING DING DING!
Bennett: ....Well I'll be damned.
Stroup: THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH BY PINFALL! EMMA LOUISE!!!
As her music hits the P/A, Emma rolls out of the ring and walks right up to Steve Bennett. She shouts at him, "FFFFFFREAK YOU!" She then shoots him the bird and slaps the living hell out of him across the table before leaving ringside!
Bennett: OW!!! FUCK!!!
Carter: HELL YEAH!! EMMA! EMMA! EMMA! EMMA!!! WOOOOT!!
Aiello: *laughs brightly*
The crowd chants Emma's name as she leaves ringside, right along with Carter. Apparently they thought Steve Bennett needed a good slapping too. Donovan Baine sitting there, stunned by what had just happened to him.
Aiello: Emma Louise may not be the best in business, but she certainly will not take being ignored or belittled lightly. I personally hope we get to see more of this side of Ms. Louise because that's the kind of fire we need to see in EWC!
Carter: Holy crap that was awesome. She left welts on Steve's face!
Bennett: Ain't my first time being slapped by a woman, but I think that bitch done slapped the taste out my mouth!
Carter: You deserve it!
Bennett: I deserve alot of things, like a full body message at the parlor and a cold beer and maybe a slap or two in mid coitus, not during the show! I will admit that the best weapon Emma has, she used to full effect. Sure, she's a ton of things wrong, but don't ever underestimate her, she's stronger than she looks and will put you down in a heart beat if you fail to pay attention... which is the only way she can win!
Carter: Even after that you just can't give the woman her props, can you?
Bennett: She won, he lost. There. Props given, somebody beer me!
Aiello: We will be right back with more Brawl folks
The camera comes up to the backstage interview stage, where Ace Heart is standing by, mic at the ready.
Ace Heart: Good evening, and what a brilliant show the Brawl superstars have put on so far! I'm here with our very own TV Champion, Captain Morg....
His voice trails off as the camera pulls back to show the Captain, resplendent in his crimson coat and hat, TV title draped over his right shoulder. Morgan seems distracted, gaze swinging all around the set as he pats down the length of his coat, a heavy frown on his weathered face.
Ace: Uhh, Captain Darkwater? Are you okay, have you lost something?
Morgan: Apparently so, aye... Where did I put it, now...?
Ace: Could you maybe tell us what it is you're looking for, maybe I can help?
Morgan: It be simple, really. I be lookin' for me Sheriff Badge.
Ace: Your... what, sorry?
The Captain stops his searching and straightens up to address the man properly.
Morgan: Me badge, man, are ye deaf? Or didn't ye hear th' mighty Neo James Carner earlier this week?
Ace: I'm afraid you've lost me...
Morgan: Why, accordin' t' Carner I suddenly be th' law round these parts. Accordin' t' Carner, it be my job t' correct an' reverse th' referee's decision, my responsibility t' overturn management's decisions an' assign me own opponents so Newmann can 'ave his rematch, an my job t' stop some random guy from suddenly believin' he has th' powers o' voodoo... did ye not get th' memo?
The interviewer's expression falters as he struggles to tell if the Captain is being serious or not.
Ace: If you mean, did I hear the accusations he threw your way, then yes...?
Morgan: An' have ye ever - ever - known Captain Morgan Darkwater t' run an' hide from a fight?
Ace: No, if anything you seem to thrive on violence; the harder the fight, the greater we've seen you rise.
Morgan: Aye, 'sactly so... I don't run, an' I def'nitley ne'er hide - from any man. Newmann, anytime he wants his rematch he knows 'sactly what t' do, an' that's make his challenge known t' me, th' fans, an' th' management in th' back. I don't have t' hurry an' jus' hand it to him, that's not what bein' Champion is about, see... bein' Champion is 'bout takin' on all comers, no matter who is set 'fore me. Am I scared o' th' thought o' facin' Newmann again? Not a bit, fact I welcome th' chance t' prove our first encounter were no fluke, an' I'm sure he's not done wit' me either, if anythin' he jus' be bidin' his time wit' his KOBK pals, waitin' fer th' perfect chance t' make his intentions known t' th' world. An' when he does, ol' Captain Darkwater will be waitin' fer him!
Ace: And as for Grunge, your challenger last week?
The Captain pauses to laugh a deep, throaty laugh that shakes his entire body.
Morgan: I'm sure if Carner's head weren't firmly up th' ReVenants' collectives arses, high off their own toxic fumes, he'd be one o' th' first t' tell anyone that will listen that the pirate be the last person t' dictate what others can believe themselves t' be. So young Anthony Grunge suddenly believes himself t' have dark, mystical powers? Good fer him, it didn't help him beat me, an' it sure as hell didn't affect me in th' slightest. Let th' lad 'ave his witchy-period, say I!
Ace: Speaking of Neo James Carner...
Morgan: Urgh... how much more time, effort an' breath must an honourable man be forced t' waste on such a heinous cur? Th' man be so fulla himself he leaves no room fer logic, reason or truth. So Newmann was rolled into th' ring jus' as he went fer the equalisin' pin in our Iron Man Match, breakin' it up an' allowin' me t' keep me lead an' win soon after... e'en if he hadn't, Carner, I can assure ye I woulda kicked out o' your pitiful, half-arsed cover - an' e'en if I hadn't, th' match woulda come down t' Sudden Death rules, an' e'eryone knows Morgan Darkwater only comes at ye stronger an' harder when his back be t' th' wall! Ye woulda had no chance t' gain that all-decisive fall, no chance in hell, lad..... an' who be ye t' judge a man on a questionable win, as ye seem t' view mine? Ye, who doesn't win clearly if he can help it, an' did e'erythin' in his power to royally screw the endin' o' th' Rumble! Why be it acceptable when ye or ye jackals alter a match's endin', but an unacceptable travesty when ye find yer'self on th' receivin' end o' one? Ye be nothin' but a two-face hypocrite, Carner, an' I cannae wait to cave-in both o' them wit' steel ladders later t'night!
The Captain marches off-screen, leaving Ace still thoroughly perplexed.
CASKET MATCH
ANTHONY GRUNGEVS JOHN BLADE
Aiello: What a start to Monday Night Brawl. Baine and Louise had these fans on the edge of their seats. We just heard from The Captain himself .. the TV Champ .. Morgan Darkwater backstage .. and now coming up next we have a match between a long time fan favorite in John Blade and a man the fans are starting to warm up to in Anthony Grunge.
Jessica Stroup: Introducing first…hailing from Worcester, Massachusetts, weighing in at 251 pounds….JOHNNN BBLLLAAAADDDEEEE!
Invincible hit's when the curtains open he walks out onto the stage and looks at his fans in salutes to them and runs straight down towards the ring and holds up his six fingers and the air and runs back in fourth to the ropes and toss his hat to the crowd and throws up his pose again in waits for his Opponent to arrive, wearing his trademark baseball cap and matching t shirt. With a salute to the crowd, he began running to the ring, where he slid in and quickly got to his feet and tossed his hat into the crowd. After a bit more posing, he removed his t shirt and also tossed it into the crowd to fight his Opponent.
Aiello: John Blade coming off a big win over the newcomer Donnovan Baine.
Bennett: Big win? A win is a win is a win.
Let you Down by Seether begins to blast on the PA. system. Anthony Grunge walks down to the ring along with Johnny Sinclair. Anthony Grunge then enters the ring and acknowledge the fans by pointing at them. He then sits in his corner and meditates until the bell sounds.
Jessica Stroup: And his opponent…hailing from Hollywood, California, weighing in at 210 pounds…..ANTHHHOONNNYYYY GRUNNNNGGGGGE!
Aiello: Grunge possibly coming off the biggest win of his career to date. A Knockout victory over the Divison Champion. As well as the toughest loss as he was unable to take the Television Title from
Captain Darkwater.
Carter: This kid has heart. He won’t be held down for long. He will get his chance.
DING DING DING
Grunge and Blade exchange a quick handshake before backing off and circling one another. They lockup, Blade uses his strength advantage to push Grunge hard to the mat. Grunge bounces right back to his feet. Blade goes to lockup again, but Grunge slides under the grapple and behind Blade. Grunge attempts to lift Blade with a German Suplex, but Blade fights it, forcing Grunge to release his grasp. Blade turns and charges, he goes for a Clothesline but Grunge ducks the attempt. Blade bounces off the ropes, he is instantly sent flying over the ropes via a Dropkick by Grunge. As Blade hits the floor on the outside, Grunge hops to the top turnbuckle. He turns and sets himself, he leaps, and connects with an Elbow Drop.
The ref starts his count as Grunge is slow to get to his feet. By the count of 3, Grunge is on his feet, he slides in the ring and out of the ring to break up the refs count. As he leans down to grab Blade, Blade connects with a hard right hand, knocking Grunge back a step, giving him enough time to get to his feet and slide into the ring. Grunge shakes off the hit and slides into the ring. Blade, being the noble competitor he is, allows Grunge to get to his feet. They lock up again, this time Blade manages to put Grunge into a Side Headlock, but Grunge immediately counters with a Back Body Drop.
Grunge gets up and immediately comes down with an Elbow Drop but Blade rolls out of the way. Blade bounces of the ropes, back first, as Grunge gets to his feet. Blade lunges and takes Grunge down with a Shoulder Block. Blade bounces off the opposite ropes, again taking Grunge down with a Shoulder Block. Blade bounces off the
ropes again, he lunges, this time Grunge beats Blade to the punch and takes Blade down with a Slingblade.
Aiello: Grunge with a great counter, but this match has been pretty even thus far.
Carter: Blade is riding high from his win last week. I know the fans would love to see Blade get a winning streak going. No offense to Grunge.
Bennett: That’s assuming people want to see him at all Carter.
Grunge quickly heads to the corner, biding his time as he waits for Blade to get to his feet. As Blade begins to get to his feet, Grunge charges, he attempts the High Knee, but Blade manages to spin away and evade the contact. Grunge turns, right into a devastating Spinebuster from Blade. Blade raises his hand, leans over, waves it in his face, then drops , fist-first, connecting with the Five Knuckle Shuffle.
Blade gets up appealing to the crowd to make noise, which they in turn do, filling the arena with cheers. After a few seconds he signals for the refs to open the casket before turning his attention back to Grunge, now on his knees. Blade walks over and goes to grab the head of Grunge but is met with a few hard rights hands to the gut. Grunge quickly grabs the arm of Blade and whips him into the corner. Grunge charges, leaps, and connects with a Stinger Splash. Blade slinks down in the corner. Grunge heads to the center of the ring, and charges again. This time he leaps, and connects with a Bronco Buster.
After completing the move, Grunge is hyped, and makes his appeals to the fans. The fans respond with cheers at the exciting action. Grunge turns his attention back to Blade, grabs Blade, and sets his head and upper torso upon the middle rope. Grunge runs to the opposite side of the ring, bounces off the ropes, comes charging back. As he gets to the ropes, he grabs the ropes and swings his legs between ropes, connecting with a kick the face of Blade.
Carter: 619! Grunge connected with the 619! This is over!
Grunge slides back in the ring, he signals for the refs to open the casket.
Aiello: The look on Grunge’s face says it all. He thought this match was over.
Bennett: You know what happens you assume.
Grunge gets to his feet and grabs the head of Blade, bringing him to his feet. He attempts an Irish Whip but it is revered, and Grunge is sent bouncing off the ropes. Blade bends down, going for a Back Body Drop, but Grunge leapfrogs Blade and continues to the other end of the ring. Grunge bounces off the ropes, Blade turns and this time Grunge connects with a High Knee, knocking Blade hard to the mat. Grunge grabs the head of Blade and sets him up for the Grunge Plunge, but Blade has it scouted, flips Grunge over, sending him hard to the mat with a Back Body Drop. Blade gets to his feet, Grunge is quick to follow.
Blade goes to lock up, but Grunge counters, with a little help from leverage he manages to get Blade in position for a Spinning BackBreaker. The crowd “OOOH’s” as Blade’s back slams against the knee of Grunge with tremendous force. Grunge takes a second to catch his breath before signaling for the refs to open the casket.
Aiello: Grunge must see an opening. He wants to end this now.
Carter: These two are giving it their all tonight Joe.
Bennett: Who cares? Only one can walk away the winner. No Participation Awards here.
Grunge grabs Blade, brings him to his feet, and whips him into the ropes closest to the casket, Grunge charges, he leaps, and connects with a Flying Clothesline, but he had too much speed, and both men fall over the ropes and into the casket, as the lid closes behind them. The arena is silent for a few seconds, until the casket lid flies open, Blade’s upper body now visible. He turns and straddles the side of the casket, as he does, Grunge pops up to his feet, climbs out and onto the apron. As Blade steps onto the outside, Grunge runs along apron, and catches Blade from behind with a Bulldog, smashing Blade’s face hard on the outside. Grunge quickly brings Blade to his feet, and walks him over to the casket. He spins Blade around, placing Blade’s back against the casket. Grunge connects with a few hard right hands. He bends down to grab the legs of Blade to try to flip him into the casket, but Blade stops Grunge in his tracks with a few Double Axe Handle Smashes to the back of Grunge, forcing Grunge to release his grip.
Blade grabs Grunge and positions him for a Suplex. He lifts Grunge straight in the air, but Grunge manages to flip out, and into the casket. Grunge immediately climbs out of the casket, onto the apron, and into the ring. Blade slides under the ropes. Grunge charges, attempts a Clothesline, but Blade ducks. Grunge turns into a hard right hand. And another. After a third hard right hand, Blade grabs Grunge and whips him into the corner. Blade charges, going for a Clothesline, but Grunge slides out of the way, causing Blade to crash into the corner. Grunge quickly spins Blade around, and hits him with a few hard right hands, then lifts the dazed Blade up and sets him on the top turnbuckle. Grunge climbs up to the middle turnbuckle, sets up Blade, lifts, and they both come crashing down with a SuperPlex.
Carter: These two are giving it their all tonight Joe.
Bennett: Who cares? Only one can walk away the winner. No Participation Awards here.
Both men are slow to get to their feet. Blade manages to pull himself to his feet first with help from the ropes. As he staggers toward Grunge, Grunge gets to his feet. They step up to each other and begin exchanging hard right hands. Blade connects, then Grunge, and this repeats a few more times until Grunge ducks a Haymaker from Blade and charges into the ropes. He bounces off the ropes, and leaps, attempting a Cross Body Block, but Blade is ready and catches Grunge. Blade uses his abnormal strength to flip Grunge onto his shoulders. But as he does, Grunge manages to slide out the back.
Blade turns to a kick to the gut, Grunge wastes no time and thrusts Blade in position. Grunge lifts Blade and drives him hard to the mat with The Grunge Plunge. He signals for the refs to open the casket. Grunge brings Blade to his feet, leaning him against the ropes in front of the casket. Grunge bounces back a few steps, then uses everything he has left in the tank to deliver a devastating Superkick.
Blade, knocked out on his feet, falls back through the ropes, and into the casket, surprisingly with enough force to cause the casket lid to shut.
DING DING DING
Jessica Stroup: HERE IF YOUR WINNER....ANTHHHOONNNYYYY GRRRUNNNGGGGGEE!
Aiello: All Grunge needed was a moment. He took that moment and turned it into a victory.
Carter: These men put it all out there tonight. They should both feel good about their performance tonight.
Bennett: Spare me Max. We don’t give out Participation Awards here.
Aiello: So far we have two seen hard fought battles, and the next follow suit. Stay tuned as we have Rob Garcia of the ReVnants going up against Nostalgia.
GRUDGE MATCH WITH WEAPONS - NO DQ
ROB GARCIA
VS NOSTALGIA
Aiello: Welcome back Ladies and gentlemen. Two hard fought matches in the books. Grunge and Blade put on a great match. Now Rob Garcia and Nostalgia will be looking to top it.
Jessica Stroup: THE FOLLOWING CONTENT IS A NO DISQUALIFICATION MATCH…..Introducing first, hailing from Los Angeles, California… weighing in at 245 pounds….ROOOOBBBB GAAARRRRCIIIAAAAA!
The arena goes dark except for the fans cell phones... 🎵I wear a mean dark pair of shades.. 🎵 plays threw out the arena and the crowd errupt in "boo's!" The music hits and the lights come on! Rob Garcia is standing at the top of the stage with his back to the audience, legs spread apart and his arms pointing out to his sides, fists clenched. His hair is in a supposed to be in a man bun, but his hair is to short, so it looks like a pit bulls tail when its been snippet. Rob spins around to face the audience and he has over sized gucci glasses on and a goofy grin on his face. He starts to walk down toward the ring, stopping and pointing to a fan and mock them and talk some smack. When fans try to high five him, Rob pulls back his hands sycing them out or completely dodging their hands. He continues down the asile way, smiling walking with proudly, slightly bobbing his head side to side. He gets to the ring, jogs up the steps, looks around and yells "Ya! Bay-baaaaay!" Walks along the ring apron, enters the ring between the middle rope walks around in a circle with his index fingers pointing at himself, then looks towards the hard camera takes off his shades points at the camera and does the HBK pose as fire works goes off.
Aiello: Garcia looking to turn things after a tough loss to AJ Johnson
Carter: Not to mention, he is looking for revenge on Nostalgia as Nostalgia walked away from their first encounter as the victor.
Bennett: Tonight is the Night! Garcia may be the classiest competitor in EWC.
The lights go out. A red spotlight shifts around the arena as the beat to Childish Gambino’s“Redbone” plays throughout the arena.
“DAYLIGHT”
The red spotlight gets to the ramp entrance to find Nostalgia and Jenny coming through the curtain. Nostalgia gives Jenny a ballroom dancing spin onto the ramp. Nostalgia is moving his arms, hands, and fingers back and forth like a music composer. Jenny is standing in place doing some odd half dance. Doing “Cat Hands,” to Nostalgia, while seductively gyrating her hips. Nostalgia is bopping his head and shoulders slowly to match the beat.
Jessica Stroup: Hailing from Pine Barrens, NJ…weighing in at 293 pounds….The Prophet of Pain….NOSTALGIAAAA!
“MADE ME PUT AWAY MY PRIIIDDEEE!”
On hearing his name, Nostalgia takes a bow. Then does a kind of stutter 2- step over to Jenny. Nostalgia grabs the arm of Jenny and again spins her down the ramp. Jenny gives a few revolutions then dramatically drops to her knees.
“STAY WOKE!”
Nostalgia runs, jumps, and dives over Jenny. He pops up and throws out his arms in celebration. Jenny runs up and hops on his back. While giving Jenny a piggyback ride, they run around the ring High-Fiving and Fist-Bumping Fans.
“NOW STAY WOKE”
Nostalgia jumps on the apron, as he does, Jenny slides off his back, and lands on her feet on the outside. Nostalgia does the 2-finger salute to Jenny, who courtesies back. Nostalgia grabs the top rope and hops over, into the ring.
“DON”T YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES!”
Nostalgia circles the ring with his arms spread wide, palms up, signaling for the fans to make some noise. Nostalgia hops on the middle turnbuckle closest to Jenny and throws up the “X.” with his arms as the beat fades away.
Aiello: Nostalgia has a rough week last week. Losing to two EWC Champions.
Bennett: I agree, he could be the Greatest Jobber of All-Time
Carter: No matter how he is described, his is always ready to battle. No one can take that from him.
DING DING DING
Garcia and Nostalgia waste no time and meet in the center of the ring as the bell rings. They begin trash talking each other but the camera can’t pick up what they are saying. Rob pushes Nostalgia, Nostalgia comes charging back with a Clothesline but Garcia ducks it, Nostalgia turns around, and is met by a knee to the gut, followed by a Snap Suplex. Garcia charges, leaps over Nostalgia, jumps on then off the ropes and connects with a Lionsault. He goes for the cover…the ref counts…
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Nostalgia and Garcia get to their feet at the same time. They circle each other before locking up. Nostalgia uses his strength advantage to push Garcia hard to the mat. Again he charges as Garcia gets to his feet, and he knocks Garcia right back down with a Big Boot. Nostalgia is about to drop for the pin, but Garcia rolls out of the way. Nostalgia runs to the far end of the ring, bounces off the ropes, comes charging back, he lunges through the attempts, attempting a Suicide Dive, but Garcia stepped into it and delivered a crushing Forearm Smash to Nostalgia, stopping him dead in his tracks.
Garcia points and laughs at Nostalgia as he calls him a ‘Sucker.” Garcia drops to a knee and flips up the apron cover. He reaches under the ring and pulls out a chair, which he tosses into the ring with one hand. He reaches under again, pulling out another chair, which he holds onto as he slides into the ring. Nostalgia is on a knee, working his way back to his feet. Garcia is a few feet from Nostalgia, he brings the chair behind his head, as he is about to bring it down on the back of Nostalgia, Nostalgia explodes into the gut of Garcia with a Spear. Nostalgia gets to his feet as fast as he possibly can and grabs Garcia. He drags him to his feet, and sends him to the corner with an Irish Whip. Nostalgia charges, he goes for a Stinger Splash, but Garcia drops and rolls out of the ring as Nostalgia is in the air, causing Nostalgia to overshoot and his head hits the post. Garcia slides back into the ring as Nostalgia staggers.
Garcia positions himself behind Nostalgia, he hooks the arms, and locks in a Full Nelson, but immediately uses all his strength to lift Nostalgia and take him hard to the mat with a Dragon Suplex. Garcia maintains his hold, attempting the pinfall…the ref counts…
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Aiello: Garcia looks like a man possessed.
Bennett: If you mean Possessed by Greatness, then we agree.
Garcia makes his way to the corner. He climbs up to the top turnbuckle. He turns and settles. He leaps, attempting a Frog Spalsh, but Nostalgia rolls out of the way at the last second, causing Garcia to collide with the mat with such force he bounces back up a bit. Both men are down. As Garcia grabs his stomach, Nostalgia uses the ropes to pull himself to his feet. Nostalgia heads over to Garcia, and grabs him by the head, he pulls Garcia to a knee, but Garcia catches Nostalgia offguard with a Low Blow.
Garcia gets to his feet, he hooks Nostalgia for a Suplex, but as he lifts, Nostalgia tucks his leg between Garcia’s blocking the Suplex attempt. Garcia connects with a few hard fists to the kidneys of Nostalgia. He attempts a Suplex again, again it is blocked by Nostalgia. Nostalgia drives his knee into the gut of Garcia, and again, Nostalgia lifts Garcia into a Vertical Suplex, but Garcia is able to slide out the back. As Nostalgia turns, Garcia wraps his arms around Nostalgia, setting up for a Belly to Belly Suplex, but Nostalgia stops him in his tracks with a Headbutt. Then another, forcing Garcia to release the hold. Nostalgia cocks back and connects with a Right Hook. As Garcia staggers, Nostalgia spins and takes Garcia down with a Clothesline from Hell.
Aiello: The Punchline delivered by Nostalgia.
Bennett: He has turned into a joke.
Nostalgia drops for the cover…the ref counts…
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Nostalgia springs to his feet, heading to the corner. Nostalgia climbs to the top turnbuckle and gets himself set. He leaps, attempting the Denial, but Garcia is ready and counters by getting his knees up. Nostalgia bounces off the knees of Garcia and lands on his back, holding his sternum. Garcia runs, bounces off the ropes, leaps and connects with a Running Leg Drop.
Bennett: THERE IT IS! THE MOVE “Just to Crazy Out of Control and Extreme for Anyone Else to do!” This is OVER!
Garcia drops for the cover…the ref counts…
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Aiello: Nostalgia just gets his shoulder up.
Carter: Garcia looks better than he has thus far in EWC. His talent has shone through a few tough losses. But it seems to have all come together for him tonight.
Garcia cracks a smile and gets in the face of Nostalgia…You SUCK…he yells before stomping on the chest of the downed Nostalgia. Garcia sees a chair from earlier in the corner of his eye. He turns and heads over to grab the chair. He leans down to pick up the chair and turns back to Nostalgia. Only Nostalgia is now on his feet. Garcia attempts to drive the chair into the gut of Nostalgia, but Nostalgia blocks it by grabbing the chair. They have a brief struggle until Garcia decides to let go of the chair, Nostalgia’s momentum carries him backwards, and he loses balance and falls, dropping the chair in the process.
Garcia bides his time, waiting for Nostalgia to get to his feet. As Nostalgia gets to his feet, Garcia charges, he goes for Lights Out for Harambe! But Nostglai manages to sidestep at the last second, causing Garcia to crash into the corner. Nostalgia wastes no time and comes in with a High Knee, dazing Garcia. Nostalgia grabs the dazed, props him on his shoudlers. Nostalgia spins, and drives Garcia down with a Piledriver.
Aiello: Pavlov’s Belll! Nostalgia just hit Garcia with Pavlov’s Bell. This could be it.
Nostalgia goes for the cover…the ref counts…
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THE LIGHTS GO OUT!
Carter: What is going?
THE LIGHTS COMES BACK ON. Only Garcia and the referee are in the ring.
Aiello: Where is Nostalgia?
Carter: Nostalgia had this match won. But he is nowhere to be found.
Confused, the ref takes a few seconds to survey the situation. Garcia yells to the ref…Start COUNTING!.. the ref begins his count…
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DING DING DING
Jessica Stroup: HERE IS YOUR WINNER…VIA COUNTOUT….ROOOOBBBBB GARRRRCCCCIIIAAAA!
Garcia screams…Yeah BA-BaY!...as the ref raises his hands. Jenny Hunt looks frantic, as she runs around the ring, then up the ramp to the backstage area. Garcia begins his victory dance before abruptly stopping and giving the ‘Roll Feed hand signal. Suddenly, UNDEFEATED STREAK begins flashing on the EWCtron. Balloons and streamers drop from the ceiling.
Carter: I still can’t believe what just happened. How does a man that size just vanish?
Bennett: His pride probably couldn’t take Garcia kicking out of his finisher, which he would have, so he ran.
Aiello: I consider that high unlikely Steve. Ladies and gentlemen stay tuned as we get this celebration debris cleaned up and try to get some answers as to Nostalgia’s whereabouts. Coming up next, another member of the ReVnants, Keith Williams takes on newcomer Jackson Knox. Along with much much more.
Slowly Keith Williams and Rob Garcia walk into their locker room that's been trashed, their belongings strewn about. Neo is squatting over it, he's already in his ring gear luckily so he won't be wearing street clothes in the main event!
Keith Williams: "“The hell is this happy horse shit!?”"
Rob Garcia: "“Did we do this last night? I can't remember what happened after that 7th beer.”"
Neo shakes his head as he takes a vertical base, kicking shards of glass out of his path.
Neo James Carner: "“No, this here is vandalism.”"
Rob Garcia: "“Who's got the balls!?”"
Neo shakes his head.
Neo James Carner: "“Says here it was The Circle.”"
Keith shakes his head, seeing his gold mustache comb covered in someone else’s blood.
Keith Williams: "“A pretty bush league tactic by some immature people you ask me! They threw Dino's food everywhere! He likes his bananas chilled man!”"
Rob Garcia: "“Circle takes the square man, they're a bunch of cucks.”"
Neo shakes his head.
Neo James Carner: "“That's what they want us to think. This right here, its a red herring.”"
Keith Williams: "“Magic Johnson better be nearby, because AIDS blood is not cool otherwise!”"
Rob Garcia: "“ What if they were on the rag?”"
Neo storms down the entrance of the locker room and grabs a nearby referee by the shirt collar.
Neo James Carner: "“Hey! Did you see a bald little mealy mouthed pissant come through here bleeding!?”"
Ref: “Uh..Uh..No.”
Neo scoffs.
Neo James Carner: "“I knew it, Rob. Nos was bleeding before the bell even rang didn't he?”"
Rob nods.
Rob Garcia: "“Yeah, but I thought his skin was crying because he knew he was gonna feel Robio Heat.”"
Keith Williams: "“You mean that bastard came in here and wrecked the room we were borrowing from Crank?”"
NJC shakes his head.
Neo James Carner: "“I say it's time we put this six foot seven walking abortion poster in our rear view. He destroyed my vascular pump!”"
Rob blinks.
Rob Garcia: "“Keith, what's a Vascular Pump?”"
Keith grins as he makes a bike pump motion in front of his crotch.
Rob Garcia: "“Oh...that thing. Why'd you have that Neo?”"
Neo James Carner: "“You think the most chiseled man on the planet doesn't visit the gym!? I don't skip third leg day!”"
Neo waves his hand in dismissal.
Neo James Carner: "“Like actual nostalgia, he's old news! We aren't going to worry about that coat tail riding pole smoker. Morgan Darkwater, the EWC Television Championship. That's step one of the total ReV take over!”"
Keith throws up a V hand gesture.
Keith Williams: "“ReV it up?”"
Neo throws up a V to Keith.
Neo James Carner: "“ReV it up!”"
Rob is still looking at the destroyed room, seeing his belongings strewn about. He see’s his beer cozy bloodied and torn apart.
Rob Garcia: "“Aww man, Jeff Noon gave me that beer cozy. Maybe we should call that one maid to clean this up...oh wait, we can't because Keith may or may not have a pending legal battle with her...oh yeah!”"
Rob throws a V up to Keith and Neo.
Rob Garcia: "“ReV it up!"
The three men begin pumping their fists to the ceiling in tune to their chant.
Keith/Rob/Neo: “REV IT UP! REV IT UP! REV IT UP!”
The scene cuts to black.
SINGLES MATCH
JACKSON KNOX
VS KEITH WILLIAMS
Aiello: Welcome back to Monday Night Brawl. We've got another great matchup for you tonight. Let's go straight to Stroup for the introductions!
Stroup: The following match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first from Detroit, Michigan. Weighing in at 205 pounds, Jackson Knox!
’Bring Your Whole Crew’ by DMX hits and there is an echo of cheers that come from the arena. Out from the back walks Jackson Knox, wearing a big smirk on his face he walks out and starts doing his signature capriora dancing while he makes his way to the ring. When he gets inside of the ring he does a couple flips off of some of the turnbuckles and jumps onto the ropes throwing one hand in the air. He jumps down, walks over to the turnbuckle, turns and leans back into it relaxing, waiting for the match to begin.
Stroup: And his opponent from Raleigh, North Carolina. Weighing in at 234 pounds, Keith Williams!
The arena is plunged into darkness as "Roman Holiday" by Every Time I Die screeches its way out of the speakers, triggering the attention of those in attendance to the stage where dark blue lights have started to go off. As the tempo of the song picks up, it can barely be seen that someone has made their way out in the middle of the darkness, planting themselves in the middle of the stage. As the opening lyrics are shouted out, the lights come back on and we're shown the back of Keith Williams as he's pointing at what's on his clothing. He's noticeably wearing a black denim vest that's covered in patches of bands, with the words "California C*nt" printed on the back in a font style you might find with a death metal or black metal band, directly below this is a giant mustache graphic that's been ironed on as well.
Williams spins around, stroking his mustache and gleefully taking a look out at the crowd. He slowly saunters his way down the rampway to ringside, taking his time to taunt fans on either side of him. As he reaches the ring, Keith goes to enter by rolling under the bottom rope, but hesitates for a moment to thrust against it to the beat of the song, eventually getting to his feet and treating everyone with another round of mustache strokes for good measure. He mounts the turnbuckle nearest to him, hopping up to the middle rope and posing with his arms spread wide. As the music dies down, KW abandons his post and tosses his vest to a company stooge on the outside, taking to practicing his elbows in the corner before the match begins.
Carter: Both of these wrestlers have made their presence known in these Monday Night streets. Let's see who leaves victorious tonight.
Bennett: Don't ever mention the streets kid. Your cred ceases to exist.
DING! DING! DING!
Knox comes running out of the corner and hits Williams with a flying shoulder tackle. Both men scramble to their feet and Knox dodges a punch, sliding behind Williams. He wraps him up for a german suplex but Williams drills him in the side of the head with a back elbow. Williams turns around and sends Knox back into the ropes with a european uppercut. He grabs Knox and whips him across the ring. Williams drops Knox with a running lariat and makes the pin.
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Williams gets back to his feet and stomps on the chest of Knox. He pulls Knox to his feet and whips him into the turnbuckles. Williams charges in for another lariat but gets met with a boot to the face that sends him back. Knox hops up onto the second turnbuckle and leaps into the air.
He catches Williams with a hurricanrana and both men hit the mat. Knox rolls to his feet and sends Williams through the ropes with a running dropkick. Knox riles up the crowd before running across the ring and diving over the ropes into a moonsault plancha. He connects right on top of Williams and lands on his feet, while Williams falls back onto the floor. Knox showboats for the fans behind the barricade as Williams slowly climbs to his feet.
Aiello: Jackson Knox throwing his body all over the American Airlines Arena!
Carter: Incredible display of agility and speed.
Knox hits Williams with a straight right hand and rolls him back into the ring. Knox follows and picks Williams up for a suplex. Williams quickly counters and brings Knox down into a small package.
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Both men get to their feet and Knox strikes first with a boot to the gut. He brings Williams up for a vertical suplex but Williams slides out the back door and counters with a regal plex for the pin.
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Bennett: Keith Williams showing you how to get it done with the technical aspects of wrestling.
Williams holds onto the arm and flips Knox over to a Fujiwara armbar that causes him to scream in pain. Knox uses his foot to reach over to the bottom rope and break the submission. Williams doesn't let go until the last second of referee Josh Daniels count and stands up with a smirk on his face.
Bennett: Look at that beautiful transition!
Aiello: He does very well to milk every second of that break.
Williams brings Knox to his feet and sends him back into the corner with a european uppercut. Williams lifts Knox onto the top turnbuckle and brings him in for a superplex. Knox slides out of it and both men exchange punches on the top. Knox slips a right hook and catches Williams on the chin with a headbutt.
Williams falls off the turnbuckle and down to the mat. Knox stands up and leaps off into a Bald Eagle that connects with Williams. Knox hooks the leg for the pin.
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DING! DING! DING!
Stroup: And your winner by pinfall, Jackson Knox!
The ref raises Knox's arm in victory as he celebrates his win
Carter: That was a great win by Knox. Keith Williams may be a sleaze, but he's no slouch.
Aiello: Knox fought Williams off and connected with a nasty corkscrew shooting star for the victory. We'll be back with more Monday Night Brawl.
TAG TEAM - FIRST BLOOD - NO DQ MATCH
DONKEY PUNCH
VS KOBK
DONKEY PUNCH
VS KOBK
Bennett: We're back and I have been told to issue an apology for my words last week during Rob Garcia and AJ Johnson's match.
Carter: You? Apologize? The apocalypse is truly upon us.
Bennett: I don't like this one bit, but here goes.
Steven "The Predator" Bennett clears his throat and pulls the sunglasses from his face, staring hard into the camera as it sets upon him and the rest of the announcers at the table.
Bennett: As per corporate mandate, I apologize for my insensitive and racially charged words last week. I have entered into a sensitivity training program to try and be more understanding towards those of diverse backgrounds and ethnicities. I will be more mindful of my words and endeavor to better represent those from cultures other than my own.
Carter: Wow, does that mean you're turning over a new leaf then, Steven? Good for you! It's a new era.
Bennett: Fuck you, Maxipad Carter.
Aiello: Right, so we have a match coming up right here and now, KOBK vs Donkey Punch!
Stroup: INTRODUCING FIRST AT A COMBINED WEIGHT OF FOUR HUNDRED AND FIFTY POUNDS.... BOTH MEN HAILING FROM RICHMOND KENTUCKY....
Safety Dance by Men Without Hats begins to play and out come the tag team known as Donkey Punch. Twin brothers Danny and Donnie Madison make their way down the ramp and very awkwardly enter the ring.
Stroup: DANNY AND DONNIE MADISON.... DDDDOOOOONNNNNKEEEEEYYYYYYY PPPPUUUUNNNNCCCCHHHHH!!!
Bennett: Those boys are out of their element!
Carter: They are hard working Kentucky boys just trying to make money to save their homes!
Bennett: Oh cry me a river.
Stroup: AND THEIR OPPONENTS.... REPRESENTING KILL OR BE KILLED.... AT A COMBINED WEIGHT OF FOUR HUNDRED AND SEVENTY SEVEN POUNDS... HAILING FROM SIN CITY, AND LA, CALIFORNIA...
"Still Cold" by Night Lovell plays over the PA system and out steps CJ Newmann in his full ring gear and favorite Ice in my Veins hoody! As he gets out on the stage, suddenly "At My Best" by MGK interrupts his song and out steps Johnson with a cocky swagger in his step and an arrogant smile on his face, he too also in ring gear. CJ's face flashes with anger as he turns and looks AJ dead in the eye. AJ, meanwhile quirks his brow and asks, "What's the problem?"
Aiello: Apparently some miscommunication about who's playing whose music?
Bennett: Just get in the ring and whup these bumpkins and send 'em packin' back to Richmond!
Immediately the two seem to argue at the top of the ramp, CJ clearly upset at his music being interrupted. AJ promptly just waves him off with a roll of his eyes and heads down the ramp. Newmann's eyes go wide with intense anger, but he manages to keep it in check, fists clenched tightly as he follows behind AJ Johnson.
Stroup: CJ NEWMANN AND AJ JOHNSON....
The two climb the ringsteps, CJ slipping into the ring, tossing his hoodie off and immediately going to their corner and moving side to side, looking to do some damage. AJ climbs to the top rope behind him and throws his arms out while mouthing to the camera, "OH yeah, you know who's winning this thing!"
Stroup: KILL OR BE KIIIIILLLLLLEEEEEEDDDDD!!!!
After some debate, Donnie chooses to start the match off and on the KOBK side of things, AJ simply hopped off the top rope and remained on the apron while saying to CJ, "You got this bro. Make it look good and I'll save you later!" CJ glowers at AJ, the anger so pronounced in him he doesn't notice the referee motioning for the bell.
Carter: With egos that big, it'll be a miracle that this KOBK thing lasts one more night.
DING DING DING!
Immediately Donnie wastes no time throwing rather awkward overhand punches on CJ Newmann, backing him up into the ropes. He then grips the arm and sends Newmann for an Irish whip, only for Newmann to reverse and send Donnie for a ride. Donnie hits the ropes and rebounds, ducking a straight punch from Newmann, but not a jumping kick over the ropes and to the face from AJ Johnson.
Aiello: Irish whip reversed, Newmann swings for the fences and misses and Donnie eats a kick to the face from AJ Johnson! The Referee not happy about that in the slightest!
Bennett: Classic team work in my eyes.
Donnie staggers back into the waiting arms of CJ Newmann, who batters him with a stiff forearm shot to the back, spins him around, and drops Donnie with a spinning heel kick! Newmann falls across Donnie for a quick pinfall!
ONE!!!
TWO!-BROKEN UP!
Danny rushes in to save his brother with a running axe handle to Newmann's back. As soon as Danny gets to his feet he's directed back to the corner by the Referee. AJ Johnson rushes through the ropes as Donnie slowly sits up and clips him in the jaw with a fast mid range superkick that snaps his head back and forces him flat on his back! AJ promptly rolls out of the ring as Danny argues with the referee trying to point out the blatant cheat with no success.
Aiello: Donnie just took a beating and Newmann looking to end this quick, but the pin is broken and while the ref is distracted, AJ Johnson hops in and snaps a Superkick right in Donnie's face!
Carter: Don't argue with the ref, Danny! That only makes things worse!
Newmann, seeing what had just happened, scrambles over Donnie Madison's body for a second pin. Danny rushes through the ropes before the Ref can even start to count and once again, he's being hearded to his corner. CJ drags Donnie over to their corner, hoists him by his legs into an inverted wheel barrel hold. AJ climbs onto the top rope. Meanwhile, Danny is pointing over the ref's shoulder, begging and pleading with the man to turn around, but he doesn't as he fights to get Danny back out of the ring. AJ Johnson takes flight off of the top rope and CJ lifts Donnie up, making his throat collide a half a second faster and with a more forceful impact that flips him out of the wheel barrel hold for a landing on his stomach!
Bennett: NNNNNICE!!!
Aiello: Double team Wheel Barrel and legdrop dive on Donnie Madison by KOBK!
This time the Ref turns and catches AJ in the ring. Immediately he storms over and AJ backs out through the ropes quickly. Danny Madison bursts into the ring. CJ turns to face him, hearing the man coming but not reacting fast enough as he's caught with a running clothesline and bowled right off his feet! Danny blows past the referee to nail AJ Johnson with a stiff forearm that rocks him off the apron!
Carter: Danny Madison getting some payback for his brother!!!
Danny then sees CJ getting to his feet and rushes in with a knee to the gut, followed by a steep DDT finish! Upon impact, the referee is already on him, issuing the count and Danny quickly rolls out of the ring to keep from getting his team disqualified.
Aiello: Danny with a steep DDT and quickly he leaves the ring before the ref disqualifies Donkey Punch!
Donnie promptly makes the cover!
ONE!!!
TWO!-KICKOUT!!!
CJ Newmann throws his shoulder up and Donnie gathers Newmann up and walks him over to his corner where Danny tags himself in with a slap on the shoulder. The two then lock their arms around Newmann's head, lift him up, turn and drill him to the canvas with an Double Team Brainbuster.
Bennett: BAAAAAM!
Aiello: Big time Double Team Brainbuster and it looks like Donkey Punch may have this in the bag!
On impact, Donnie rushes across the ring as Danny hooks Newmann's leg. AJ trying to enter and he and Donnie trade shots, Donnie blocking AJ Johnson from getting through the ropes!
Aiello: Donnie quick to stop AJ Johnson from breaking up the pinfall here!
ONE!!!!
TWO!!!!
TTTTHHHRRRE-FOOT ON THE ROPE!
Carter: OH SO CLOSE!!!
Bennett: That's why you don't go pinning next to the ropes. Lucky break for KOBK.
CJ Newmann throws his foot on the rope, stopping the three count as the referee and Danny Madison argue. Meanwhile, AJ hits a rope drop stunner on Donnie, the Madison brother snapping back, falling to the canvas, and rolling out of the ring while clutching his jaw and dazed!
Aiello: AJ Johnson with a rope drop stunner on Donnie!
Danny shakes his head and picks CJ up, only to be surprised by a hard gut shot and a sitdown jawbreaker that has him staggering back. Newmann rises and falls to one knee, shaking his head a bit as he still feels the effects of that double brainbuster.
Aiello: CJ Newmann showing his resilience, catching Danny Madison with a gut punch and a Sitdown Jawbreaker counter!
Carter: He's still feeling that double brainbuster though for sure.
He fights back to his feet as AJ Johnson gets on the apron, then leaps forward and slaps AJ's outstretched hand! AJ rushes in like a man on fire at Danny Madison, knuckling him over with stiff right hand shots. Danny fires back with a few and the two men begin trading shots back and forth.
Bennett: We got ourselves a real slug fest here!
Aiello: A heated exchange here...
Steadily Danny starts to win the exchange, driving AJ back a step before clocking him with a hard shot that spins him around. AJ turns with the spin, an angry look on his face as he goes for a clothesline. Danny ducks beneath the arm, spins around him, and hits a neckbreaker on AJ Johnson! On impact, he hops to his feet with a triumphant fist pump!
Aiello: ...Danny gets the upper hand, a hard right spinning AJ around, but AJ turns with the spin for a clothesline! Danny ducks and NECKBREAKER ON Johnson!
Danny then drops across AJ for a pinfall!
Carter: AND THE PIN!
ONE!
TW-KICKOUT!!!
AJ throws a shoulder up, with both Danny and CJ Newmann halfway through the ropes. Both team mates slip back onto the apron as Danny and AJ roll apart.
Aiello: Johnson rolls the shoulder up for a one and a half count.
AJ and Danny circle each other, both looking for a grapple and inching closer and closer. The two lock up and quickly AJ twists and turns Danny into a standing wristlock. He twists and turns the wristlock even tighter, then belts out three hard side chops right into Danny's ribs and painfully wrenches down on that wrist.
Aiello: Lock up into a wristlock on Danny and oh those are some painful shots to the wrist, followed by a arm wrench.
He then turns and twists Danny into a tight hammerlock, the elder by a full minute Madison twin trying to grab anything he can get ahold of on AJ with his free hand, but AJ Johnson shifts and moves. Danny, unwittingly, backs AJ up into his corner where Newmann makes a blind tag on AJ's shoulder, slips through the ropes, and brutally chops Danny in the chest, not once, not twice, but three times before cracking him with a hard right hand.
Carter: Blind tag and AJ taking advantage with blistering chops across Danny Madison's chest!
AJ releases the hammerlock and pulls Danny into a front facelock with Newmann doing the same. The two then lift Danny up and drop him straight to the canvas with a double implant DDT!
Aiello: KOBK with a double team Implant DDT putting Danny down, possibly for the count!
On impact Newmann rolls Danny over and hooks the leg for the pin. AJ rushes headlong across the ring to halt Donnie Madison from getting any further, the two brawling in the far corner. However, this results in the referee having to break them up rather than counting the pinfall.
Aiello: AJ Johnson now keeping Donnie Madison occupied with CJ Newmann goes for the pin!
As the Ref struggles with this, AJ pushes Donnie back. Donnie goes immediately for a spinning clothesline, but AJ ducks and the referee is rocked right off of his feet!
Bennett: THAT'S WHAT YOU GET! Do your damn job Ref! Goddamn!
AJ takes full advantage, swift kicking Donnie Madison in the groin from behind that immediately drops Donnie to his knees. Meanwhile, CJ was gathering a slowly recovering Danny Madison up and immediately the two erupt into a brawl, Danny showing resilience and heart as the two men trade blows back and forth.
Aiello: Oh and a lowblow while the ref is down! Danny and CJ back up and trading blows, though I don't see Danny holding out very long!
AJ Johnson rolls out of the ring and promptly grabs a pair of spare folding chairs from the time keeper's table. He slides into the ring, tossing one down, then rearing back and smashing the chair across Danny's back!
Carter: This should be an instant disqualification!
Bennett: Ref didn't see it, he didn't do it!
Danny arches his back and immediately finds himself dropped with a devastating Bull Hammer Elbow From Newmann that spins him into a violent chair shot to the skull by AJ Johnson! Danny falls to the canvas in a heap with a blank stare, his eyes completely glazed over.
Bennett: CONCUSSION CITY BITCHES!
Aiello: A GG EZ into a solid chair shot to the side of the head! I don't think Danny will be getting up for awhile after that!
CJ, seeing Donnie getting to his feet and cupping his groin, grabs the other chair off the canvas and hits him with a bunt shot to the gut as AJ sets his chair up behind them. Newmann grabs Donnie by the back of his head, gets a bit of a running start, and brutally slams Donnie Madison's face into a steel chair with a running face buster! The chair folds backwards on impact, ruined underneath the now unconscious face of Donnie Madison.
Aiello: This is just sickening!
Carter: They must have gotten the Ref really good with that shot. He hasn't even begun to stir!
AJ climbs onto the top rope and CJ tosses the chair to him, with Johnson catches, then tucks under his legs, and front flips off the top rope with an Arabian Face Buster CONCERTO on Donnie!
Bennett: YYYYYEEEEESSSS!!! GO GO GO!! KOBK! KOBK! KOBK!!! FUCK YEAH!
Aiello: You a fan of them now?
Bennett: Hell yeah, I'll buy their shirt and wear it!
CJ Newmann then falls across the still out cold Danny Madison and AJ drags the referee over and gives him a hard shake. The bleary eyed ref looks and sees Newmann making a pin and proceeds to slap his hand to the canvas!
Carter: Not like this.... this is bullshit!
ONE!!!
TWO!!!!
TTTTHHHRRREEE!!!
DING DING DING!
Stroup: THE WINNERS OF THIS MATCH BY PINFALL.... KILL OR BE KILLED, CJ NEWMANN AND AJ JOHNSON!!!!
CJ Newmann's theme hit's the P/A system and the founding fathers of KOBK get face to face. With the fans booing uproariously, their displeasure a mass of noise from several varieties of insults in various languages all in unison being hurled at KOBK. Immediately AJ smiles, nods, and gives a double thumbs up to CJ while saying, "You're Welcome!"
CJ glares back at him, "Yeah yeah yeah... Who got the pin?!"
AJ laughs it off and throws his arms up in celebration.
The two then drop out of the ring, bickering a bit back and forth at each other as they exit ringside Back in the ring, Danny manages to awaken Donnie and delivers his brother the bad news.
With angered expressions on their faces, the two share knowing nods and roll out of the ring.
Aiello: You've got to feel bad for Donkey Punch because tonight, those two hardworking Kentucky boys were robbed blind.
Bennett: Wah wah wah, who gives a fuck. CJ and AJ won, Donkey Punch lost. Get over it.
Carter: Aren't you supposed to be more sensitive?
Bennett: Only to other cultures. You all can go fuck yourselves if you're American 'cause that's my culture and I can talk as much shit about that and who's in it as I damn well please!
BEST 2 OUT OF 3 PINFALLS NON-TITLE MATCH
KESTREL
VS REBEL RHODES
KESTREL
VS REBEL RHODES
Aiello: Hello ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to Monday Night Brawl. We have had some great action thus far, but I can simply not wait for this one boys.
Carter: I couldn't agree more Joe, this match should be a slobber knocker in every sense of the word. KESTREL taking on Rebel Rhodes in a two out of three falls match. Should be spectacular.
Stroup: MAKING HER WAY TOO THE RING, STANDING AT 5'7" AND WEIGHTING 155 POUNDS... KESTREL!!!
The overhead lights dim as the sound of a chopper flying overhead fills the air, the opening for 'Torture' taking over a few seconds later. As the song kicks into proper gear alongside of Layla Brooklyn Allman's scream, lights of a muted shade of pink and white swirl out over the crowd as smoke rises up through the grating of the rampway, the crowd filling the air with their boos in anticipation for the woman that is about to come out. The song jumps to the chorus as Kestrel emerges from the back, the slender blond thrusting her fists over her head garnering more of that heated reaction… though such is not something that she seems concerned with. Rather, it appears that the gesture is for her own benefit, and hers alone if one goes by the deep breath she takes before she's in motion anew. As she makes her way down the ramp, it becomes readily apparent that she's not paying the crowd much of a reaction at all-- even a brave fan's successful attempt to run his fingers through the long strands of her hair is ignored beyond the faintest flick of her head away from the touch. Climbing the stairs, Kestrel puts her back to the ring ropes as she looks out over the crowd, though it could be argued quite easily that she's looking past them. A subtle shake of her head and she's kicking off the ring apron to flip into the ring, landing lightly on her feet. From there, she merely makes her way over to her corner and waits for the match to begin.
Stroup: Here she comes
#SHOT THROUGH THA' HEART AND YOU'RE TO BLAME....
#...DARLIN' YOU GIVE LOVE... A BAD NAME!
#FUCK YYYYYYEEEEAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Atreyu's cover of Bon Jovi's classic, "You Give Love a Bad Name" assaults the P/A system. Through the curtains steps a fit, pale skinned, raven haired and heavily tattooed woman. Her dark brown eyes wander over the crowd as she stands upon the stage, taking it all in for a moment. On her face we find dark crimson painted on her full lips and red highlighted black eye shadow over her eyes. Her modest chest is contained by a fringed red and blue leather vest, her ass covered by black and silver tights. She sports standard black pads on her elbows and knees, with knee high laced wrestling boots to match. On her wrists are red, white, and blue bands. Upon her hips rests a thick black leather belt with a large and square silver buckle that reads in an ornate font, "REBEL." Upon her shoulder is a gleaming championship belt. Just behind her came a short woman with firey red hair wearing a black and green hooded vest, "GINGER NINJA" with Japanese Kanji below it saying the same thing. The rest of her attire consists of a green flannel shirt, black cargo pants and combat boots, and a pair of fingerless road gloves.
Jessica Stroup: ON HER WAY TO THE RING ACCOMPANIED BY "THE GINGER NINJA" MOLLY O'HATHERINE....
She makes her way to the ring with a confident stride, slapping fives with a few outstretched hands as she does so. It doesn't take her long to reach ringside. She climbs the steps, wipes her feet on the apron, and slips through the ropes. She hoists the belt high over her head to the crowd, nodding her head with a rather big smile on her face. Outside of the ring, the Ginger Ninja shouts out, "WHO'S HERE FER AN ARSE WHUPPIN'?!!!"
Jessica Stroup: FROM CORTEZ, COLORADO, STANDING AT FIVE FEET AND ELEVEN INCHES TALL AND WEIGHING IN AT ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY TWO POUNDS...
THE EWC International CHAMPION!!
RRRRRREEEEBBBBBEEEEEELLLLL RRRRRRHHHHHHOOOOODDDDDDEEEESSSSS!!!!
The crowd pops and Melinda raises her arm with a three fingered salute to the fans.
Aiello: Here we go
DING DING DING
Rebel and Kestrel stare at each other, neither immediately striking. They met in the center of the ring and lock up. After a few seconds of leveraging, Rebel spins out with an Armwringer. She pushes Kestrel’s arm up, and in, before yanking it down, taking Kestrel to a knee. But Kestrel bounces right up, grabs the wrist of Rebel, and reverses into an Armbar, then transitions into a Hammerlock.
Kestrel pulls up on the arm of Rebel. Rebel lets out a grunt of pain as she tries to use her free arm to swipe at Kestrel. After Kestrel pulls up on the arm of Rebel, Rebel manages to drive her elbow to the side of Kestrel’s head. Then another. Rebel lands a third hard Elbow to the head of Kestrel, finally Kestrel releases the hold. Rebel quickly spins around and explodes into Kestrel with a Thesz Press. She lands on Kestrel and begins pummeling her with lefts and rights. She stops herself and gets to feet. She takes a second to appeal to the crowd and they respond with cheers. She turns back to Kestrel and grabs her by the hair. She pulls Kestrel up and swings her into the corner. Rebel drives her shoulder into the gut of Kestrel a few times. Then she grabs Kestrel and sets her up on the top turnbuckle.
She connects with a few more hard right hands as she climbs up with Kestrel. She hooks the arm of Kestrel, setting her up for a SuperPlex. But Kestrel responds with a few hard kidney shots to Rebel. Rebel is forced to let up. This gives Kestrel time to push Rebel off, luckily Rebel manages to land on her, but as she looks up, Kestrel is in the air, and takes Rebel down hard with a Front Dropkick. Instead of going for the pin, Kestrel grabs the leg of Rebel and drags her closer to the ropes. Kestrel places Rebel’s leg on the rope, then comes crashing down with a Sitting Splash to the knee of Rebel.
Rebel goes to grab her knee but Kestrel delivers a kick to the face of Rebel, then grabs the leg and sets in on the rope. Again, Kestrel drops down with a Sitting Splash to the knee of Rebel. Kestrel sees the Ginger Ninja outside the ring and taunts her for a few seconds before turning her attention back to the International Champion.
Aiello: That was a poor decision. Never take your eyes off a champion.
Carter: And never mess with a feisty redhead.
Bennett: Kestrel knows exactly what she is doing. Look at her. Such a commanding presence. She is always in control, even when she isn’t.
Kestrel reaches down, grabbing the softened up leg of Rebel, she begins to set up for the Nagata Lock, but Rebel catches her offguard with a RollUp attempt…the ref counts…
One
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.
Tw…kickout by Kestrel
Rebel rolls out of the pin attempt. Both women get to their feet at the same time. They circle each other a few times. They lock up, Rebel pushes Kestrel to a knee, but Kestrel is right back to her feet. Rebel pushes Kestrel into the corner. The ref gets in between to break them up. Rebel slowly release, throws her hands up, backing up, when Kestel goes for a kick to the side of Rebel, but Rebel is ready for it and catches the leg, spins Kestrel around, as soon as Kestrel completes her revolution, Rebel kicks her in the gut, thrusts her in position, lifts her up, and sends her crashing to the mat with The Wild Ride. Rebel hooks the leg…the ref counts.
One
.
.
.
Two..kickout by Kestrel
Bennett: This is Kestrel’s first match in a while, she won’t let it end that easily. Shame on Rebel.
Carter: Shame on Rebel? You do realize this is a 2/3 Falls Match? It’s never too early.
Rebel takes a second to catch her breath as she gets to a knee. Rebel stands up Kestrel and Irish whips her at the ropes, on the rebound Kestrel ducked a blow from Rebel and landed a neck breaker. Kestrel stands up Rebel and hits her with a DDT. She goes for the pin, grabbing a handful of tights in the process.
One
Two
Three!
Aeillo: With a handful of tights Kestrel is able to nab the first pinfall!
Kestrel walks around the ring gloating and taunting, Rebel looks around visibly angry. She stands up and sprints at Kestrel who turns around just in time to see Rebel rush at her. Rebel spins around and smashes her elbow right into Kestrel’s face!
The force clotheslined Kestrel, Rebel dragged her to her feet and Irish whipped her into the corner. Rebel lifts Kestrel onto the top rope, Rebel turns around and gets Kestrel onto her shoulders, Rebel leaps towards the middle of the ring with Kestrel still on her shoulders and lands a nasty looking powerslam. Rebel instantly pulls Kestrel up and headbutts her. Kestrel falls down and Rebel backs up holding her head. Rebel shakes off the light-headedness and then again pulls Kestrel to her feet. Rebel slaps Kestrel and then hits a standing dropkick. Kestrel is close to the ropes now and uses them to stand to her feet. Rebel sprints at her and hits a “Rhodes Kill” spear! She drags Kestrel to the center and goes for the pin.
1
2
3!
Carter: And there it is, tied 1 and 1! Next pinfall wins the match.
Rebel stands up and then drags Kestrel up but Kestrel reverses it with a takedown on Rebel, Kestrel begins to pound down on Rebel’s face. Kestrel stands up and stomps on Rebel. Kestrel stands Rebel up and Irish whips her towards the ropes, Rebel rebounds, dugs a punch from Kestrel and hits a “Shot through the dark”!!!
Aiello: Whoa, that really does come out of nowhere!
Rebel: goes for the pin.
1
2
3!!!
DING DING DING
Stroup: And your winner… the EWC International Champion ... REEEBEL RHOOODES
Carter: What a match. Our International Champion is victorious here once again .. spoiling the return of Kestrel here tonight who still looked good despite any ring rust she might have
Aiello: I couldn’t agree more Carter, I couldn’t agree more! We will be back with our Main Event .. right after this
TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP
LADDER MATCH
NEO JAMES CARNER
VS MORGAN DARKWATER
Aiello: Here we go ladies and gents .. the moment we have all been waiting for .. and a re-match these fans have been begging for ...
Stroup: THE FOLLOWING MATCH IS A LADDER MATCH FOR THE EWC TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP AND IT IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL! INTRODUCING FIRST, THE CHALLENGER....
"Fightin' Words" By Casino Madrid begins to play melodically over the loud speakers as the of guitars ascend to the boiling point and the song engages with a fierce snare and double bass drums.
Stroup: FROM HUNTINGTON BEACH, CALIFORNIA.....
Neo begins to make a triumphant strut down to the ring, his chin held high as his hands lay at his side moving with his stride. He looks down all around at the people at the side of the ramps, he keeps his bearded chin up as he glides effortlessly forward in a striding saunter.
Stroup: STANDING AT SIX FEET AND THREE INCHES TALL AND WEIGHING IN AT TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTY EIGHT POUNDS....
Neo makes it to the ringside area as he circles around the ring, jumping up effortlessly onto the apron and climbs into the ring. He walks over to the ropes on the side of the stage as he grabs the top rope with his hands and then yanks down on it, flexing all of his muscles before releasing it, a giant white and red pyro exploding out the top of the nearby turnbuckle like a mortar.
Stroup: NEO... JAMES.... CCCCAAAARRRRRNNNNNNNNEEEEERRRRRRR!!!!
Bennett: Neo James has been clawing scraping and jumpin' at the bit all night for this match. You should've seen him just buzzing like an energizer bunny on crack earlier!
Carter: Indeed. He is has been prepping all week to take on Morgan Darkwater for the TV Title and now, the moment has arrived!
Stroup: AND HIS OPPONENT
The lights in the arena cut out as first notes of Captain Morgan's entrance theme, "The Sunk'n Norwegian", kick in and the screens around entrance fade in to the image of a perpetually burning skull-n-crossbones flag rippling in the wind.
A spotlight rises as Morgan saunters confidently out on the stage, holding an old-fashioned iron grenade in one hand, the fuse lit and sparkling. He laughs maniacally and throws it at his feet, where it explodes with a boom of pyros and smoke.
Stroup: SAILING IN ON THE WINDS OF FORTUNE...
When the smoke clears he is holding the EWC TV Title aloft with a wild gleam in his eye. With his other hand he points down the ramp to his opponent in the ring and roars "One More Match!!" Draping the belt over his shoulder, he laughs again and starts marching purposefully down the ramp. acknowledging several fans with low-fives and points into the crowd.
Stroup: STANDING AT SIX FEET AND FIVE INCHES TALL AND WEIGHING IN AT TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTY NINE POUNDS....
He enters the ring through the over the top ropes, climbs the nearest turnbuckle and unsheathes his cutlass, holding it and the belt aloft with a raucous battle-cry. Stepping down, he looks from his opponent, to the ref, and finally to the belt in his hands as he passes it to the ref whilst giving his opponent a mischievous smile with a shake of his head as if to say "Not today, lad."
Stroup: HE IS THE EWC TELEVISION CHAMPION.... MMMMMMOOOORRRRRGGGGGGAAAAAAAAANNNNNN DARKWWWWWWAAAAAATTTTTTEEEEERRRRR!!!
Carter: Captain Darkwater has never been as intense and on edge over a match in recent history.
Bennett: The fool got drunk and was arrested at a home depot, Joe! I still can't believe how lucky he is!
Aiello: That natural luck combined with his strength and skill could be all the difference in the world tonight, in our main event match for the TV Title that is in Darkwater's Possession!
Morgan and Carner meet halfway, the two staring hard at one another as the Referee marches up and takes the title from Darkwater. The cable lowers between the two men and the Referee slips the belt through the clasp, securely fastens the snaps, and motions for it to be hoisted up.
Aiello: The ref is reading them the riot act and...
The Ref then rings the bell.
DING DING DING!
Aiello: ...There's the bell!
Immediately NJC lights up Darkwater with a hard slap across his bearded face, then runs past him laughing. He rebounds, leaps at Darkwater who catches him by the arms, only to lift his legs and push off of him with a dropkick to the chest with enough force to free himself from the Captain's grasp, both men shoved apart a few steps with Carner back rolling to his feet.
Aiello: Darkwater taking a disrespectful slap in the face, NJC with some misdirection and a front dropkick staggering but not dropping the captain!
Darkwater moves in on Carner with surprising quickness for his size. NJC takes a hard clubbing blow to the back and is set for a ride. The Captain ducks down a bit too soon and eats a quick punt to the forehead that stands him straight up, followed by a battering ram headbutt which seems to affect both men adversely, NJC stumbling a bit from the blow. Darkwater then goes for a clothesline, NJC ducking beneath the strike to hook both arms in a rear waistlock around Darkwater's midsection. With a mighty heave, he hits a steep German style lift into a Dragon Suplex finish, but maintains the hold as if mockingly pinning the man.
Aiello: NJC winning that exchange with a Dragon Suplex Pin, but there's no pinfalls in this match!
Morgan kicks his legs and rolls to a stand with NJC still holding him in a tight Full Nelson lock! Before the Captain even has a chance of forcing the move apart, NJC back bridges again with another Dragon Suplex, trying to get the pin fast and easy!
Bennett: That Sumbitch does it again!
Carter: Why?! Cheap mockery?
Morgan repeats the motion, only this time he sets his feet and makes a great show of strength by breaking free of the Full Nelson, spinning around and nailing NJC with several fast jabs to the jaw followed by a hard overhand chop that drops the man off his feet! NJC recovers fast, rubbing at his reddened chest and staring hard at the EWC TV Champion.
Aiello: Nelson hold broken and Hard jab and an even harder overhand chop drops NJC off his feet, but he doesn't stay down long!
The two rush at each other, NJC and Morgan locking up in a collar elbow tie up and it seems at first like NJC is trying and failing to match Morgan Darkwater's strength. As soon as he feels all of Morgan's body weight shift forward, he suddenly twists out of the tie up and drags Darkwater to the canvas using the man's larger frame and size against him and pulling the big man into a tight, grounded Fujiwara Armbar.
Bennett: Classic use of leveraging your opponent's strength to your advantage!
Aiello: NJC has that Fujiwara Armbar locked in tight! Can Darkwater escape it?!
Morgan snarls and kicks his feet, trying to do anything to get this weight off of his shoulder before NJC tears his arm out of it's socket! In his struggles, he realizes his only hope is to drag both himself and NJC to the ropes.
Carter: What strength on display by Captain Morgan!
Inch by inch.....
Aiello: Closer and closer he brings Carner to the ropes!
Morgan drags both himself and Carner with one arm and just as he gets to to the rope, NJC (who sees everything happening) rises up while holding the wrist and stomps as hard as he can on the shoulder socket itself. This immediately illicits a howl from Darkwater who rolls around, clutching at that shoulder in pure agony!
Carter: Ooooooo....ssssssss.... That dude's going to need some ice on that!
NJC paces the ring, tapping at his temple with a sinister grin on his face. With his other hand he makes the V symbol towards the crowd.
Bennett: Yeah who's the smart guy now, huh? Neo James Carner, that's who!
As Morgan fights to get up, NJC rushes in with another brutal running jump and stomp to the shoulder, followed by stomp after stomp and at first, The Captain cries out in pain, but the anger builds in him. There's fury in his eyes as he stops responding with pain, his face rapidly reddening and teeth bared. Despite Carner's best efforts to keep attacking that shoulder with stomps, kicks, and anything else he can think of, Darkwater gets up.
Aiello: NJC attacking that shoulder over and over, but it seems to be backfiring as the Captain's getting angry!
Carter: No shit, he looks mad as hell!
NJC takes his arm and starts to brutally wrench it down, applying more damage to that shoulder until suddenly, Darkwater spins around and catches him by the throat with his free hand.
Bennett: Uh-oh....
Aiello: He's got Neo by the throat!
"TO HELL WITH YE!" He roars with a bit of spittle flying into NJC's face. He yanks NJC up off his feet while lunging forward with a brutal and violent chokeslam to the canvas! The Captain falls to one knee beside NJC, panting for breath and clutching at his pained shoulder.
Carter: Big or small, Captain Morgan can and will chokeslam you like a ragdoll!
Aiello: Indeed!
He then gathers the dazed NJC up, grips him by the throat once more and runs him right into a corner. Once there, he proceeds to batter and bash NJC with alternating back elbows and short arm clotheslines. He then whips NJC hard into the opposing corner, then runs full steam ahead as NJC hits with enough force to bounce forward only for the Captain to leap at him with a full body splash right back into the turnbuckles!
Aiello: Brutal assault, whip to the corner and a Darkwater Splash by Morgan Darkwater!!!
Bennett: Darkwater splash?! You kiddin' me?
Carter: Actually that's kinda' cool!
Gripping the arm, he sends NJC for the opposing corner and repeats the process with an even bigger splash, bouncing back from NJC on impact. NJC staggers forward only to take a hard punch to the sternum and a Full Nelson grapple, lift, release, and pancake style slam to the canvas!
Aiello: What elevation on that Full Nelson slam on NJC!
The Captain drops down and rolls out of the ring. Reaching underneath it, he pulls out ye' old steel ladder of destruction and hoists it up over his head with a roar. On the side of it is a sticker that reads "HOME DEPOT SUPPLIED" and has his rather ornate signature on it.
Bennett: I was wondering when the ladder was coming out!
Carter: It's stamped and autographed too!
He turns to see NJC rising to one knee. He waits for him to rise and then HURLS the ladder over the ropes and right into Carner, knocking the challenger off his feet with a loud smack of steel meeting chest and skull!
Aiello: Darkwater with impressive aim just caught NJC hard in the face!
Morgan climbs onto the apron and slips through the ropes. He gathers his ladder up and stands it up in the very center of the ring. NJC slowly gets to his feet yet again, clearly stunned from the ladder blow to the skull. Morgan decides not to climb and instead bursts forth and rams his boot heel right into the face of Carner, sprawling the challenger out upon the canvas.
Carter: He's making sure NJC stays down for the climb to victory!
Darkwater then starts to climb the ladder, his hurt shoulder hindering his progress up the ladder slightly, each time he pulls himself up using that arm causes a small wince of pain. Once he arrives at the top, he begins to work with the clasp on the end of the cable, trying to pull the belt off and struggling to get it unlatched.
Aiello: Those latches are notoriously hard to undo!
Bennett: Tell me about it, Max's girlfriend's bra is easier to undo than that thing!
Carter: What'd I tell you about talking about my girlfriend?
Bennett: To give you details on how well I made sweet sweet love to her last night.
Aiello: Children....
During all of this Carner starts to rise and sees the Captain focused exclusively on the belt. Thinking fast, NJC moves in and starts to rock the ladder. Darkwater's eyes go wide with sudden panic. He grips the ladder and prepares for the inevitable as NJC pushes it over! The Captain falls off the ladder and falls into the ropes, jarring a rib hard as he bounces off of them and hits the canvas with seering pain in his side. He clutches his rib with a growl of pain, but quickly fights to get back to his feet! The Ladder, meanwhile, comes to rest against the top rope at a sharp incline.
Aiello: The ladder gets tipped over and Morgan goes ribs first into the ropes!
Carter: Oh that cannot feel good! From that height, you can easily crack a rib on those high tension cables!
Carner rushes in with a punt kick straight to the Captain's seemingly injured rib! Morgan snarls with pain, but wisely allows the force of the impact to roll him out of the ring. He rolls a bit further to try and lesson the impact a bit, though secretly, Morgan wasn't sure if it had that much of an effect or not....
Bennett: And there's Carter just kickin' the Captain like some mangy dog tryin' to eat his lunch!
Morgan gets to his feet and looks up in time to see NJC running up the length of the steel steps leaning on the ropes, using it as a ramp to get extra height and momentum as he hit a suicide body splash on the Captain, but finds himself caught by the chest. NJC wildly shakes his head in dismay crying out, "NONONONONONONONOOOOO!" as he is brutally pancake slammed into the ring apron! He hits with a sharp angled impact to his lower back, bouncing off the apron and falling to his knees in agonizing pain!
Aiello: Carter caught after a ladder run to suicide splash, but just got slammed into the apron hard!
Carter: And his back has got to be screaming because that Apron frame has no give at all!
Immediately, Morgan rushes in towards NJC who puts his hands up and starts to beg and plead with Captain Darkwater. He falls back and starts scooting on his rear away from Darkwater until his back was against the apron itself! "NO MORE CAPTAIN DARKWATER, GRANT ME MERCY, I BEG OF YOU!" He partially slipped back, one arm dipping beneath the apron while his other hand is raised up to halt Darkwater's advance.
Bennett: The fuck is this?
"YE' WHO'RE WITHOUT MERCY NOW PLEAD FOR IT?!" Morgan shouted back, "I THOUGHT YE' WERE MADE OF STERNER STUFF, MISTER CARNER!!!"
Carter: This seems very familiar....
Darkwater rushes in and Neo suddenly springs forth with a chair, tossing it up at Morgan who catches it, only for Carner to stand up and deliver a standing Sympho-Knee to the chair right into Morgan's face with a loud *WWWHACK!* The chair bouncing out of Morgan's hands as he staggers back, swaying from the insane shot! NJC falls from the hit to a kneel, clutching at his knee as he realizes that wasn't the best idea, but the anger and adrenaline rushing through him quickly overrides the pain he feels.
Aiello: Chair toss, Morgan catches it, SYMPHO-KNEE CHAIR SHOT IN MORGAN'S FACE!
Carter: He's he still standing?!
"FALL!" Carner shouts out, gathering up dropped steel chair. He then raises it up and swings for the fences on Morgan, "FALL!" *CRACK!* "FALL!" *WHACK!* "FFFFAAAALLLLL!!!" *SSSSMMMMAAAWWWHHHAAACCCK!!*
Bennett: That's how you do it!!! There's no DQ in a ladder match!
Each utterance of the word Fall came with a chair shot from NJC, the first shot nearly dropping Darkwater to one knee, the second doing the job, and the final shot rocking him flat onto his hands and knees.
Aiello: What a brutal assault on the champ by Carner!
"I'D HAVE WAITED AN ETERNITY FOR THIS!," Carner shouts out, raising his chair high over his head for a finishing blow, "IT'S OVER CAPTAIN... YOU'RE ABOUT TO GET CRUNCHED!"
Bennett: How about that! We about to get some Captain Crunch up in here!
He swings down with full force but is stopped as Darkwater catches the chair in his hands, yanks it back and roars, "NNNNEEEVVVVVVEEEERRRR!!" The Captain then swings back with a hard sideswipe chairshot to Carner's head that sent him spinning around and falling to the apron, his chin slamming against it before he falls into a heap! Darkwater falls with the swing, the bent chair dropping from his hands as he hits to the floor and barely moving...
Aiello: Captain Darkwater nearly took NJC's head off with that parting shot, but both men are down and out here!
Slowly Carner gets to his feet first using the apron and pulls himself into the ring. A small trickle of blood seeps down the side of his head. Trying to shake off the effects of the chair shot, NJC starts to climb those ropes, pleading with himself to survive just long enough to get this goddamned title. One rung at a time, he pulled himself up, inch by inch until he was at the top and just like Morgan before him, he too struggles, working the locking clasp as hard as he can and finding it was impossibly tight!
Aiello: Can he get the belt off?
Bennett: Even in the old days, that damn hook was a son of a bitch to open up!
The seconds tick by as he struggles until suddenly he hears a whistle. NJC looks to the right lower corner and sees Morgan Darkwater crouched low on the top turnbuckle, streaks of blood running down his crazed face.
Carter: DARKWATER ON THE TURNBUCKLE!
NJC freezes one second too much and Morgan launches himself from the turnbuckle, tackling both Carner and the ladder, bowling both over as two men and a ladder land in a twisted heap on the canvas! Above them, the championship still swings wildly from it's cable.
Aiello: Morgan Darkwater just stopped NJC with flying tackle off the ladder!
Slowly but surely, both men rise, bodies seemingly broken and yet the will to rise still with them. NJC rises up in the corner, panting for breath. Morgan stands up the ladder and uses it to assist himself getting up to his feet. Seeing Carner in the corner, he quickly tosses the ladder at the man, Carner not seeing it in time takes the ladder flat in his face and as he goes down NJC GIVES MORGAN THE FINGER and eats the canvas!
Bennett: BAHAHAHAHAHAHA! NJC with a fuck you for Morgan! Hahahahahahaaa....
Aiello: NJC big on last acts of defiance eats a ladder to the face and manages to flip the captain off on his way down on the canvas!
Once more, Morgan gathers up the ladder and sets it up. The Captain was clearly feeling the damage of those shots moments ago, a slight sway in his step as if he had sea legs on land. With his eyes glued to the prize, Captain Morgan climbs up to the top of the ladder at a slow and steady rate, his entire body wracked with pain at this point.
Aiello: The Captain now setting up and climbing the ladder!
On the canvas, Carner slowly pulls himself towards the ladder on the opposite side and proceeds to drag himself up it as if he were the living dead he claims to be, a Revenant...
Carter: And here comes Neo James, pulling himself up that ladder, but how much can either of these men have left?
Morgan works hard trying to unlatch the belt and at this point, the latch itself was finally showing signs of giving out under all the abuse it's taken throughout the match. He's almost got it when a gut shot doubles him over and forces him to grab onto the ladder to steady himself.
Aiello: Carner makes it to the top and stops Morgan cold!
NJC cracks Morgan with a hard chop across the chest, the weakened and weary pirate nearly falling off of the top. Morgan fires back with a hard chop of his own, NJC nearly falling off as well. The Two then lock up on the ladder, trying to force one another off with rapidly dwindling strength. NJC then spits right in Darkwater's eye, the stinging effect forcing Darkwater to let go!
Aiello: An exchange ending in spit right in Captain Morgan's eyes!
Carter: They are qouting Shakespeare's Moby Dick!
Bennett: 'cause we classy up in this bitch like that!
NJC grabs Darkwater's beard and rears back to deliver a finishing blow, yanking him forward. Darkwater has other plans and, despite being blinded by spit, expertly nails Carner right in the nose with a swift and violent head butt.
Aiello: Blind Headbutt hits dead on and Carner is fighting to hold on now!
Carner fights to hold on, his fingers slipping. The Captain raises his boot to try and shove Carner off when suddenly ...
The lights in the entire arena have gone out. Thousands begin to turn on their phones and hold them up to try and shed some light into the arena
BAMN!!!!!
CRRRRRAAAAAACK!!!!!
SMASH!!!!!
Suddenly the lights come back on only to find Morgan Darkwater and Neo James Carner both laying motionless outside the ring on-top of destroyed tables. Refs run over for assistance
Aiello: WHAT IN THE HELL JUST HAPPENED?
Bennett: This is fucked up folks
Carter: Darkwater and Carner are not moving .. who the hell did this? Who would take out BOTH of them?
Aiello: The Television Championship is no longer suspended above the ring .. where is the Television Championship?
DING DING DING!
Stroup: Due to both competitors being unable to continue the match .. tonight's Main Event has been declared a draw .. Morgan Darkwater remains Television Champion .. if anyone knows where the EWC Television Championship is .. please return it to security
The referees continue to try and help Morgan and Neo .. stretchers are now being brought down to the ring while the entire arena has gone silent
Bennett: This is absolutely bat shit crazy
Aiello: Morgan and Neo both gave us all such a show .. for it to end like this .. there are no words
Morgan Darkwater and Neo James Carner are both strapped down onto stretchers and are being directed up the ramp
Bennett: You can bet your ass this isn't the last match these two are going to have against each other! Nothing is settled here people. This is the start of something .. whoever the fuck did this .. shit is about to get real
Carter: What's this now? It looks like Victor Price is making his way down to the ring now
Boos begin to fill the arena as Victor walks past the stretchers .. Victor shakes his head and walks right to the ring
Aiello: I wonder if maybe he's here to shed some light on what just happened
The cameras cut back to the ring where Victor Price is standing in the centre of the ring with a microphone in his hand. Few boos are heard as the crowd realise that Victor is about to speak. Victor, with his almost trademark smile, raises the microphone to his lips.
Victor Price: Yeah yeah yeah .. boo all you want but we both know you were just entertained by the fights I booked for you all tonight. Now I don't have a damn clue as to what the hell has been going on tonight with the lights going on and off and people either vanishing or getting injured and now we have a missing championship?
Victor pauses to collect his thoughts as the boos continue
Victor Price: Look .. as you all know, the WrestleFest PPV is on the horizon and it is never too early to start planning. We obviously have some shoes to fill now that Crank is shut the fuck down for the year .. and I have to ensure that BRAWL puts on a much better show at the event ... so I am here to official announce ..
YOUNG RENEGADE!!!
Victor is cut off instantly by the sounds of Hollywood Undead's "Young Renegade". He turns to face the stage with confusion written all over his face. He, along with the capacity crowd, doesn't recognise the theme song nor know who would dare interrupt him during his segment.
The murmurs from the crowd quickly change to cheers of excitement however, as a hooded man enters the ring stalking the unknowing BRAWL GM. Eventually, Victor turns around and freezes. His eyes widen as the man removes the hood to reveal...
AMIS SHELTON!
The crowd go nuts with cheers!
Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
Aiello: I don't believe it .. Amis Shelton is in the ring!
The noise levels intensify as Amis throws the mic at Price and then launches forward, taking down Victor and unloading a barrage of punches upon him. Victor desperately kicks Amis off of him and scrambles to his feet.
The smile is gone and he looks pissed.
He charges forward to land a punch on the exiled superstar but his efforts are dodged as Amis ducks underneath. Amis replies with a stiff roundhouse kick to the back of Price's head.
Amis quickly spins around and nails Victor with an even stiffer elbow to the side of Victor's skull completing the Dream Eater!
Victor flops to the ground which brings a grin to Amis Shelton's face.
Amis turns to the crowd, who throw cheers of jubilation towards him. He nods and smiles as he perches himself on a turnbuckle as Brawl comes to a close
Aiello: He's back! Ladies and Gentleman Amis Shelton is back and he just sent a message to Victor Price and the entire Brawl roster
Bennett: So now we don't get to fucking hear that announcement .. thanks Shelton .. for nothing
Carter: And so ends another episode of Monday Night Brawl .. from everyone here in Miami .. good night and see you in two weeks!
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RECAP OF WINNERS
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Donovan Baine vs Emma Louise
WINNER: Emma Louise
Anthony Grunge vs John Blade
WINNER: Anthony Grunge
Rob Garcia vs Nostalgia
WINNER: Rob Garcia
Jackson Knox vs Keith Williams
WINNER: Jackson Knox
Donkey Punch vs Aj Johnson/CJ Newmann
WINNER: AJ Johnson/CJ Newman (KOBK)
Kestrel vs Rebel Rhodes
WINNER: Rebel Rhodes
Neo James Carner vs Morgan Darkwater
WINNER: DRAW (Morgan Darkwater remains EWC Television Champion)
MNB 495 MVP OF THE NIGHT IS: Morgan Darkwater & Neo James Carner
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