Post by Emma Louise on Jan 20, 2023 10:15:20 GMT -6
9:00am
My next door neighbour's kids should be starting school about now. I’m driving a friend of mine around town on a drugs run. We chat as we drive but I’m mainly listening to the radio. The woman on the news is discussing a shooting from last night I was involved in. We stop the car and I listen to the radio while my friend makes the deal with the buyer. There’s a problem. I get out of the car and head to them. One bullet to the brain, by me, and the problem is solved. My friend grabs the drugs and raids the body grabbing what money he can and were back into the car heading to the next one.
11:00am
Drug deals sorted I’m now on my own. There’s a store not far from where I am and I’m on the look out for some new threads. I stop my car just outside the store and head in. I look through the clothing on offer. I check how it looks on me. Does it look better in blue? Yellow? Green? Maybe the purple? Do I need some new shoes while I’m here. I’ve made my purchases and I’m now back in the car. I’ve just had a call. One of my crew has some information about the opposition’s leader and wants to discuss it with me as some details can not and should not be discussed on the phone. So I’m heading there now.
1:23pm
I’ve decided to join my dad for some lunch. He’s made some cheese toasties with some onion in. He and my mum are watching a comedy that I’ve seen several times before and I even own the DVD. Still funny though. This episode sees the main cast react to a visit from a royal. He wants to have sex with a female member of the cast but settles for a bacon roll. Not a euphemism.
3:39pm
I’ve been playing football for a while. Soccer to some. Call it what you will, I’ve been playing it. Four league games and a cup game in and we’re still top of our league table. I’m averaging four goals per match alone. My goals scored tally for the season sits at 72 and we’re only just passing the mid point of the season. We play our biggest rivals later. I say ‘biggest rivals’. They are currently 17 points behind us and are second in the table. I expect that gap to rise to a full twenty points should we beat them later. I’m confident in my team. Even if our star midfielder injured his hamstring in the last game. I’m reading an email from the manager about it now. He expects the midfielder to return just after the game with our ‘rivals’.
6:00pm
The Simpsons are on TV. Two straight hours of them. I sit down to watch like I usually do. The first episode involves an old gentleman who has been performing a string of robberies. Sideshow Bob is back in the next one. I love this one. The family have to join a witness relocation program and move to a house boat. Bob still finds them. The score of HMS Pinafore saves them in the end. My dinner is ready. I sit down with my carbonara as Homer has decided it’s too cold to go to church. He stays indoors with a hot shower and a football game. I’ve finished my food and I take my plate to the kitchen. I return from the kitchen just as oil has been found under the school. There’s a lot of money to be made and spent. Mr Burns has decided that the oil and the money is his. The fallout of this ends with him being shot. I’m guessing the second part airs tomorrow. I can’t solve it… can you?
10:00pm
I’m heading to the ring for a wrestling match. I’ve already defeated Hulk Hogan, Jordan Sharpe and Akira Tozawa. Booker T is standing in the ring waiting for me to finish my entrance. A win over Booker later and I have drawn number three. I eliminate numbers one and two in quick order. Number four runs in and is quickly gone. The same pattern happens for the rest of the entrants and I win. Probably not the best or most exiting match for the crowd to view but the result is what matters to me.
11:50pm
I sit down in my living room. There’s a handful of daily quiz apps that my family and I play. Yes, we have a full twenty four hours to play these but it has become habit to play them at the turn of the day. New day, new quiz or something. Gives something to do while I wait for the wrestling to come on my TV.
1:00am
The wrestling is beginning on my TV. I’m logged in to a watch along chat on line so I can discuss what I’m watching with the friends I have all over the world. I also write down the results of what I’m watching. I don’t know why I do it. It’s a compulsion. I can’t not do it.
4:00am
The wrestling has finished and I’m heading to bed. As I enter my room, I pass my PS4 game system. I had fun playing on it today and I’ll probably play on it tomorrow. Batman, Spider-Man and Grand Theft Auto await tomorrow. A day of flying and webbing around massive cities. Leaping around enemies and dropping them with well timed punches and kicks. Maybe a little bit of shooting people in the head too. Good times.
5:00am
Good night.