Post by PARAMOUNT on Oct 18, 2023 20:45:41 GMT -6
The Extreme Wrestling Corporation Presents
“Superstar” by For Squirrels begins to blast over the arena speakers as our feed comes to life...
The fans packing the Sun Bowl tonight all come to their feet. Further explosions rock the very foundation of the arena as a large video screen is lowered from the rafters, stopping 15 feet above the ring! Everyone in El Paso knows that the self-proclaimed greatest show on Wednesday night is about to begin and they cheer accordingly! The heavy riffs from 'Superstar' continue to blare over the arena, setting the tone for what is to come later on this evening.
** THERE'S ABOUT TO BE A YOUNGBLOOD **
EPISODE #37
EPISODE #37
OCTOBER 18TH, 2023
LIVE! from the Sun Bowl - El Paso, TexasWARNING: This live event contains strong coarse language (L), and intense violence (V) which may be unsuitable for younger viewers. None of the matches you are about to watch have been predetermined. Only some of the thematic story-lines have been discussed beforehand. Accordingly, EWC and it's producers must insist that no one attempt to recreate or re-enact any match or activity performed in this live event.
“Superstar” by For Squirrels begins to blast over the arena speakers as our feed comes to life...
The scene immediately cuts to a pyro show erupting on the outside of the Sun Bowl!
Then a cut to another, equally explosive show on the inside!
Then a cut to another, equally explosive show on the inside!
The fans packing the Sun Bowl tonight all come to their feet. Further explosions rock the very foundation of the arena as a large video screen is lowered from the rafters, stopping 15 feet above the ring! Everyone in El Paso knows that the self-proclaimed greatest show on Wednesday night is about to begin and they cheer accordingly! The heavy riffs from 'Superstar' continue to blare over the arena, setting the tone for what is to come later on this evening.
IT'S ALL I WANT, IT'S ALL I NEED
IT'S ALL I SEE, IT'S ALL I BREATHE
IT'S WHAT I AM, IT'S WHAT'S I KNOW
IT'S WHAT I FEEL, IT'S WHAT I BLEED!
IT'S ALL I SEE, IT'S ALL I BREATHE
IT'S WHAT I AM, IT'S WHAT'S I KNOW
IT'S WHAT I FEEL, IT'S WHAT I BLEED!
On the Extreme-Tron, this episode of Paramount Wrestling begins with its opening video montage detailing many of the historic events that have taken place in the five-year history of Future Stars of Wrestling, setting the tone for the history of the Orange brand. From past champions like Jason Hunter, Dixie Dubois, Amis Shelton, Magdalena Lockheart, and Otaki all standing underneath an old FSW logo to the more current Future Stars Champions like Xavier Reid, Cletus Franklin, Robina Hood, Robbie Rayder, Melody Malone, Stitches, Candy, and Wes Walker tearing down that mold, showing the Paramount Wrestling Logo...
As more pyro goes off the Paramount Wrestling logo appears and flashes of the roster appear on the screen such as Ashley Freeman, Eavan "Sykobitty" Maloney, "La Belicista" Isabella, Next Level, "The Beautiful Battleship" Sonya, Jadyn Keem, Marcu$ $t. John, Tanja Devereaux, The Kruel Masters, Shaker Jones, Adriana Aquilla, El Pablo, Emma Louise, 3Pac, Nika Kosov, Sueñe El Molde, Savage Aura, Eddie Dozier, Ashley Freeman, and Sakura Yamamoto. The final images shown are a montage of Xavier Reid, the EWC Undisputed Championship over his Shoulder as "The Memphis Mouthpiece" Tommy Love looks on in adoration, JoJo Rush with the EWC X-Division Championship over his shoulder, next to him The Heat Packers with the EWC World Tag Team Championships around their waists, Ibuki Ito and the EWC North American championship high over his head, and "The Last Magician" Sally Talfourd proudly sporting the Apple TV + Broadcast Championship around her waist.
The camera pans around the loud and out of control audience. As the fireworks continue to explode, the fans chant and cheer! Cameras pan around the arena to catch some of the signage that many fans have brought to Sun Bowl with them here tonight. The Paramount Wrestling fan-base is as adamant about having their voices heard now as ever:
"THE X-DIVISION TITLE IS COMING HOME TONIGHT TO THE ORANGE BRAND!"
"BRAWL FEARS PARAMOUNT"
"THE HOUSE VS SHINIJOSHI WILL NEVER DISSAPPOINT!"
"I CAME TO SEE THE JACK OF HARTS"
"PARAMOUNT GETS A FRESH INJECTION OF MONEY TONIGHT FROM THE MOGOUL!"
"PAR-A-MOUNT!!!"
"PARA-A-MOUNT!!!"
"PARA-A-MOUNT!!!"
"PAR-A-MOUNT!!!"
"PARA-A-MOUNT!!!"
"PARA-A-MOUNT!!!"
"PAR-A-MOUNT!!!"
The lights come back to full and the fans offer one last rousing cheer at the opening festivities. Tonight's announcers are on standby and ready for the show to begin.
Watson: WE ARE DEEP IN THE HEART OF TEXAS tonight from a sold out Sun Bowl in El Paso! Welcome! To Paramount Wrestling! We have a packed night of fights ahead for you all as we roll forward to our next PPV event, this time it's YOUNGBLOOD! I am Tim Watson, and with me as alsways is Cid Sydney! Cid, how are you?!
Sydney: It's great to be back with another episode of Paramount Wrestling! Tonight we see a rivalry renewed as Shaker Jones and Adriana Aquilla will square off once again, this time in under X-Division rules! Then Monday Night Brawl's Emanuelle comes to take on Jack Hart!
Watson: Sakura Yamamoto makes her long awaited Paramount debut against Amber Lisa and then we have some good old fashioned tag team action as Bloody Sureiyāzu takes on the team of Eddie Dozier & Jamie Love representing The House!
Sydney: Then we have two MASSIVE Main Events for you tonight. First, Sally Talfourd looks to make it seven successful defenses of the Apple TV + Broadcast Championship when she looks to finally get that elusive win against the man who has failed to take that Broadcast title 3 times now in Marcu$ $t. John!
Watson: And if that's not enough for you we have an X-Division championship match as JoJo Rush takes on El Pablo in a TEXAS DEATH MATCH that will take place on Mt. Cristo Rey right here in El Paso! To win this one you not only have to score a pinfall, but then keep your opponent down for a TEN count! There are no rules other than that in this one, it's the X-Division at its finest! We also will here from 3Pac tonight heading into their Main Event Match at YOUNGBLOOD!
Sydney: We have all this and SO MUCH MORE! Our first match of the night will be coming up right after this quick message from EWCTV. Don't go anywhere .. Paramount Wrestling action will be back in exactly 1 minute.
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Tim Watson: Welcome back to Paramount Wrestling, coming to you tonight from The Sun Bowl in El Paso, Texas. Where later tonight we will witness The Beast of Bandera, JoJo Rush, take on The “Technicolor Tecnico” El Pablo in a Texas Death Match for The X-Division Title!
Cid Sydney: It’s the year of The Death Match here in the EWC Tim, and this one is likely to be a bloody affair. Let’s just hope El Pablo doesn’t get himself disintegrated like Darna Dare did for messing with the Texan on his home turf.
Out of nowhere Fire it Up by Black Label Society starts to play throughout The Sun Bowl.
Tim Watson: I’m not sure what’s going on. I’m not seeing this on the schedule.
From out of the back The Mercenary stalks out on the stage. Pausing, he looks left, then right, before popping his neck and walking with a purpose down the ramp.
Tim Watson: The EWC Outlaw has come to El Paso Cid. The Mercenary is back on Paramount Wrestling!
Cid Sydney: What’s this big goofus doing out here? Did he get hit in the head so many times that he forgot what show he works for?
Mercenary climbs into the ring where he is met by Lisa Goldrush and a microphone. With a big smile for Lisa, he pauses to let the crowd reaction calm down.
Mercenary: Paramount Wrestling! It’s nice to be in this ring again. Nothing against Rampage, but this right here feels a little like coming home again.
The crowd cheers his return.
Mercenary: And as always Lisa, it’s nice to be talking to the best looking microphone stand in the business.
Lisa laughs at the joke and visibly blushes at the back-handed flirtation.
Cid Sydney: Oh gimme a freaking break. What a goon.
Lisa Goldrush: And what brings you here to El Paso tonight?
The big man winks down at her.
Mercenary: Well Lisa, other than to see you again, I’ve come here tonight because I’ve got something to say to our Undisputed Champion.
The audience offers a mixed reaction at the mention of Xavier Reid.
Mercenary: Xavier, you and I wrestled one helluva match on Rampage in Dublin.
The crowd cheers the contest.
Mercenary: It was a satisfying fight with a very unsatisfying outcome for everyone but you and that seed stain Tommy Love.
The fans boo Xavier's manager and the referee's decision that led to a tie. Mercenary laughs at this and rubs his chin.
Mercenary: I’ve even heard some people suggesting that we should actually be sharing that title right now, the same way Vin and I split the U.S. Title after Scars & Stripes.
The crowd again offer a mixed response, with many openly cheering the idea.
Mercenary: BUT, I’m not one of those people. I have no interest in being half of the Undisputed Champion. I want to be THE WHOLE DAMN CHAMPION!
The crowd overwhelmingly cheers this sentiment. Mercenary smiles and nods his approval.
Mercenary: Xavier, before we tried to kill each other in that ring on Friday Night, you said that I was ‘Ignorant.’ You accused me of not getting your story straight.
The big man shrugs in exaggerated confusion.
Mercenary: So… What am I missing? When I compared your relationship with Papa Volondo to my lack of a relationship with the man who gave me my name I was telling you that I know exactly what it’s like to make yourself a man without someone to show you the way.
Believe me Xavier I know, Hell EVERYBODY knows, that you made it in this business in spite of Chico. UNLIKE Chris Page, I never accused YOU of needing to chew on a silver spoon to accomplish anything. In fact, I recognized that you’ve spent your entire career trying to prove that your father made a mistake when he chose not to accept you into the fold, and I pretty much implied that you were right.
Mercenary shakes his head.
Mercenary: No Xavier, it was you who missed the plot because, as usual, YOU just weren’t listening to what I was trying to say. Because, aside from all the sycophants you have riding your coat-tails, the only voice you ever really listen to is your own ego.
The fans react loudly to that accusation.
Mercenary: BUT you also seem to, conveniently, get pretty willfully ignorant when it suits your purpose. Because yes, in your pre-match promo, you did give me credit for winning the Best of Rampage Tournament. And, believe it or not, I actually do appreciate that show of respect. But, if I dare to contradict Tommy Love's famously irrefutable honesty, you’ve also implied more than once that I’m not on your level.
Some of the crowd boos this. Mercenary chuckles at the ones who seem to agree.
Mercenary: I MEAN you actually asked Tommy why someone like me still has a job in the EWC!
The crowd reacts with laughter. Mercenary grins again, before the smile fades away to a serious expression.
Mercenary: Well Xavier, after our fight on Friday, I hope that I answered your fucking question.
The crowd goes wild, making Mercenary talk over them.
Mercenary: YOU CLAIM that I didn’t exhibit the proper respect for You or Chris Page? Well, all I can say is that my respect is earned, not offered. Does that make me arrogant for demanding respect from my betters? Maybe. But, will I ever apologize for believing that I can beat anyone that I step into the ring with? NEVER!
The crowd gets louder, forcing him to shout.
Mercenary: BECAUSE IF I DON’T BELIEVE IN MYSELF, THEN WHY SHOULD ANYBODY ELSE BOTHER !?
He waits for the crowd to respond and quiet down before he continues.
Mercenary: After Ireland Xavier, you’ve earned the respect that you thought I automatically owed you. And I sincerely hope that I see you again on the Season Premiere of Rampage in 2024, so that I can beat some of that same respect into your stubborn skull. But you’ve got a big job ahead of you, because Narumi Tsutsumi and Sally Talfourd are no easy victory.
But as for ME, I just want to correct something that Koala Duggan said as Uncensored was going off the air on Friday. The Mercenary won’t be resting easy. Because Xavier Reid won’t be resting easy. Narumi Tsutsumi and Sally Talfourd are both wrestling here tonight. The fact is that, if you wanna be The Undisputed Champion, then you can’t do anything easy.
The crowd applauds this.
Mercenary: So at Rampage 520, in New Orleans Louisiana, they’re gonna have themselves a little tournament. It’s called The Best of the Bayou Blast Death Match Tournament. And ,as the guy who already won one major tournament on Rampage this year, I’m officially taking this opportunity to tell Grizzly Duggan to count me in for one more!
The crowd cheers this.
Mercenary: And as far as tonight goes, I’m about to go sit back with a nice cold beer and watch one helluva show.
Lisa Goldrush: And who will The Mercenary be rooting for tonight?
Merc offers Lisa a coy, side-ways smirk.
Mercenary: Well Lovely Lisa, I’m particularly interested in watching The HBO Champion Cosmo Goldworthy kick a little ass against The North American Champion Ibuki Ito.
Lisa Goldrush: Cosmo is representing Rampage here tonight. And isn’t he the new number 1 contender for the U.S. Title? As a former Champion with one successful defense, aren't you still owed a rematch for that title?
Merc scratches his beard with a mysteriously wistful expression.
Mercenary: Lisa, The United States Title was my first title in the EWC. It will always mean a lot to me, and one day, I will collect on what I'm owed. But I’m a patient man and right now, it’s like I told Xavier, I’m a man with only one priority. The only title I’ve got my eye on until the debut of Rampage next year is The Undisputed Title.
BUT, that doesn’t mean I want to see Chris Page walking around carrying the U.S. Title. So if a blue-chip kid like Goldworthy can take it from him first, I’m all in on that action.
Lisa Goldrush: And what about our main event? Who do you want to see win that one?
Mercenary: Well Lisa, I can’t really say for certain. Beating Pablo was one of the defining wins of my career, and I’ll always be thankful to him for that opportunity. But there’s just something real about JoJo Rush that I can recognize and appreciate. Last Monday JoJo played the part of Jamie Lannister when he cut down The Mad King on Brawl, and you know that I always enjoy watching that two-faced scumbag get what he deserves.
Last I checked, Xavier and Rush are the number 1 contenders for each other’s titles. And I’m very interested to see what happens when they go one on one in Mexico City, for Xavier's precious International Title, at Brawl de la Muerte. So, with my calendar being clear for a few days, I might just have to take a ride down Mexico Way to watch that match in person.
But to answer your question Lisa, tonight, I’m not really playing favorites. I’m just an interested observer who is looking forward to seeing some good quality violence and in watching somebody, other than ME, bleed buckets for once this season.
Mercenary steps back and salutes the Paramount crowd. Nodding and shaking Lisa’s hand Mercenary leaves the ring. Going over to the barricade, he pulls it apart at one of the corners and leaves the arena through the crowd, stopping to sign a few autographs along the way.
A RIVALRY RENEWED
SINGLES MATCH
X-DIVISION RULES
Shaker Jones
VS Adriana Aquilla
We return to ringside where Tim and Cid are still absorbing the bold words from former Paramount/FSW superstar, Mercenary.
Watson: Well welcome back Mercenary to the Orange Brand, but it's time to turn our attention back to the ring kick things off with a bang tonight with some X-Division action! Take it away Isabella Starr!
Starr: The following match, set for one fall, is to be fought under X-Division Rules. Joining us first, from San Francisco, California she is "Lo Divino"... ADRIANA AQUILLA!
Iron by Within Temptation hits the speakers and the crowd comes alive as Adriana Aquilla makes her way down to the ring, she slaps hands with a couple of fans before rolling into the ring ready for her match as she removes her jacket.
Starr: And the opponent, fighting out of Boston, Massachusetts and weighing in at 230 pounds... SHAKER JONES!
'Locked and Loaded’ by Jackyl plays and Shaker Jones appears from the very back of the arena. He snakes his way to the ring past the fans that watch him go by. As he passes a trash can, he stops and kicks it over sending trash everywhere. He reaches the barrier and leaps over it before rolling into the ring. He kneels in the corner as he awaits the opening bell.
DING DING DING
Adriana fires a superkick at Shaker but he spins her around and clotheslines her on the back of the head knocking her to the mat. Shaker lifts her to her feet and positions Adriana for a powerbomb but she slips from his grasp and out of the ring. She grabs a chair from under the ring and smacks Shaker in the arms with it. Adriana sets up the chair in the middle of the ring. She runs at the chair, springs off it and clatters into Shaker with a clothesline. She hooks the leg.
ONE…
TWO…
THR… NO! KICK OUT!
Shaker lifts a shoulder off the mat breaking the count. Adriana lifts him to his feet but Shaker grabs the chair and jabs Adriana in the gut with it doubling her over. Shaker grabs her and drives her down onto the chair with a last ride. He drops onto her and hooks the leg.
ONE…
TWO…
THR… NO! KICK OUT!
Adriana rolls a shoulder off the mat to break the count.
Watson: Very nearly a three count!
Sydney: Powerbomb onto a chair. I don’t know how it wasn’t!
Shaker gets to his feet. He runs of the ropes for a Boomstick. Adriana ducks but Shaker leaps into a Cowabunga that brings her crashing to the mat. Shaker rolls her up as the referee counts.
ONE…
TWO…
THR… NO! KICK OUT!
Adriana just manages to roll to her side breaking the count. Shaker gets to his feet and bends for the chair. Adriana grabs him and throws him, shoulder first into the corner. He falls through the ropes to the floor. Adriana climbs to the top turnbuckle and throws herself at Shaker crashing into him with a moonsault. Both get to their feet. Adriana grabs Shaker and hits a snap suplex that sends him crashing through the commentary table. Adriana rolls Shaker into the ring and climbs to the top turnbuckle dropping down on Shaker with an Addy Star Press. She hooks the leg.
ONE…
TWO…
THR… NO! KICK OUT!
Shaker rolls to his side breaking the count.
Watson: Our table is in bits! Shaker is probably the same and still he kicked out!
Sydney: Same can’t be said for my monitor. It’s kaput!
Adriana gets to her feet and tries to apply Divination. Shaker rolls her up in a small package to counter. The referee counts.
ONE…
TWO…
THR… NO! KICK OUT!
Adriana pushes her way free. Both get to their feet where Shaker knocks Adriana down with a Clothesline. She gets to her feet but Shaker grabs her. He attempts to hit a RocknRolla. Adriana manages to hit him with an inverted atomic drop to counter. She grabs Shaker and brings him down onto the chair with Divine Judgement. Adriana rolls him over and makes a cover. The referee counts.
ONE…
TWO…
THREE!!!
DING DING DING
Starr: And your winner, via pinfall ADRIANA AQUILLA!
Adriana poses on one knee with her arms outstretched at her sides.
Watson: A big win here on Paramount for Adriana Aquilla! She had been looking to get on the right side of the win column for quite a while now and she did jus that tonight! Shaker Jones tried to hit his jumping DDT but Addy found the right counter and picked up the victory.
Sydney: She found the right counter at the right moment and it helped Addy pick up the win. Had she not, that jumping DDT would have finished this off. I firmly believe that.
Watson: We have so much more still to come folks, we will be right back!
Camera cuts to backstage...
The camera cuts backstage where the EWC Undisputed and International Champion Xavier Reid and his manager ‘The Memphis Mouthpiece’ Tommy Love are seen walking into the Sun Bowl. Tommy holds the door for Xavier, who has a championship in each of his hands as the two walk down the hallway, smiling and laughing as they turn the corner and run into Paramount’s own Lisa Goldrush sitting at a table. She quickly puts her cup of coffee down and stands up, greeting the two men.
Goldrush: Well this is a pleasant surprise, what pray tell brings you to Paramount tonight?
She shrugs as she looks at Xavier who places a championship belt over each of his managers shoulders so he can address Lisa.
Reid: Well for starts I came here to speak with your GM Chris Brock and inform him I’d like to be apart of the Season Finale of Paramount and will be at Paramount #038 when it comes to The Barclay’s Center in Brooklyn, New York on Wednesday November 8th…
Love: It’s only fitting to have the Undisputed Champion on the show and all and since…
Tommy looks at the Undisputed Championship on his right shoulder…
Love: Xavier’s the champion he’ll be there…
Lisa looks Xavier up and down…
Goldrush: The last we saw you was Rampage #519: Uncensored in a Bloodbath Match against The Mercenary that ended in a Double KO…
Xavier brings his hand up to his head and rubs it…
Reid: What can I say…we tore the house down last Friday and we both gave everything we had…so much so that neither of us could answer the 10 count…it was brutal and violent just as we both promised and I can’t wait until we can run it back again…
Goldrush: And how do you feel…
Reid: Sore Lisa, I’m not going to try and sugarcoat it…it was a fucking BLOODBATH but I’m getting better each day and I can’t wait to defend that…
Xavier points to Tommy’s left shoulder and the EWC International Championship…
Reid: This coming Monday night on Brawl #602 against the current X-Division Champion JoJO Rush…which brings me to reason number 2 why I’m here…
Goldrush: To scout JoJo Rush…
But Xavier shakes his head no…
Reid: No…I’m here to cheer on my brother tonight as he tries to win back the EWC X-Division Championship in tonight’s Main Event…
Lisa looks at him a bit suss…
Goldrush: Forgive me Xavier but aren’t you the oen that beat El Pablo for that X-Division Championship and aren’t you the one that eliminated El Pablo at the Rumble…aren’t you the won that has gone out of your way time and time again to make his life a living hell…
Xavier smiles and nods…
Reid: Yeah…all that’s true Lisa but I didn’t go after the X-Division Championship at the start of the season just because El Pablo was the champion…I was part of the X-Division and wanted another crack at it…it had nothing to do with the fact that my brother was the champion and as for the Rumble it was every person for themselves…I fully expected him to try like hell to eliminated me…when that’s on the line…
Xavier points at the EWC Undisputed Championship…
Reid: There is no friends or brothers…you do whatever you must to win it and I did that…I eliminated El Pablo just like he would have eliminated me if given the chance…and as far as making his life a living hell that’s in the past Lisa…tonight I’m here to root my brother on, be there for him and hopefully celebrate his win later tonight…I’m trying to be a good brother…to put our history behind us and try to salvage some sort of brotherly relationship…I’m going to be here for him, no matter the outcome and be the first face he sees when he comes back from Mt. Cristo Rey…
Love: I wanted to go out to the sight and be there just in case any of The House show their ugly faces but…
Reid: El Pablo would kill us if we got involved…he doesn’t want to win a championship because his family got involved…he has honor…unlike the current X-Division Champion…
Goldrush: Well we saw New Money members Cosmo Goldworthy and Bruce Booth with JoJo in his promo but…
Reid: Cosmo has to deal with Ibuki and if Bruce were to show up then he may find our brother Vertigo or even Verana…hell even our sick and twisted as fuck Uncle Villano is rumored to be in town and when he’s there you can bet his two jackals Perdido and Abando wont be too far behind…you see Texas, New Mexico…Mexico…it’s Volando country and you never know who might be showing up…
Love: Mostly hoping to get a job but also to cause mayhem…
Xavier nods at Tommy’s suggestion…
Reid: I’m going to head to El Pablo’s locker room and watch the match from there…to root him on and hopefully we can hit El Paso later tonight, with the X-Division Champion in ‘the family’...
Love: It’s going to be one hell of a Skittles party…
Tommy smirks but Xavier looks at Lisa…
Reid: I’m trying to make amends Lisa…to repair things with my family and not have tension between me and El Pablo and Vertigo every time I see them…to have a normal family dynamic for the first time in my life…to not be at war with my blood…we took the first steps towards that after StrangleMania when El Pablo gave me his blessing as X-Division Champion and I want to do the same for him tonight…to celebrate his 2nd X-Division reign and root him on as he continues to re-write the X-Division record books like I did earlier this season…and if he breaks JoJo’s head open I’ll celebrate that as well…but tonight is El Pablo’s night and I just want to be here and be apart of it…
Xavier nods at Lisa as he and Tommy make their way towards El Pablo’s locker room as Lisa looks on, unsure if Xavier has really turned over a new leaf…
Goldrush: Well this is a pleasant surprise, what pray tell brings you to Paramount tonight?
She shrugs as she looks at Xavier who places a championship belt over each of his managers shoulders so he can address Lisa.
Reid: Well for starts I came here to speak with your GM Chris Brock and inform him I’d like to be apart of the Season Finale of Paramount and will be at Paramount #038 when it comes to The Barclay’s Center in Brooklyn, New York on Wednesday November 8th…
Love: It’s only fitting to have the Undisputed Champion on the show and all and since…
Tommy looks at the Undisputed Championship on his right shoulder…
Love: Xavier’s the champion he’ll be there…
Lisa looks Xavier up and down…
Goldrush: The last we saw you was Rampage #519: Uncensored in a Bloodbath Match against The Mercenary that ended in a Double KO…
Xavier brings his hand up to his head and rubs it…
Reid: What can I say…we tore the house down last Friday and we both gave everything we had…so much so that neither of us could answer the 10 count…it was brutal and violent just as we both promised and I can’t wait until we can run it back again…
Goldrush: And how do you feel…
Reid: Sore Lisa, I’m not going to try and sugarcoat it…it was a fucking BLOODBATH but I’m getting better each day and I can’t wait to defend that…
Xavier points to Tommy’s left shoulder and the EWC International Championship…
Reid: This coming Monday night on Brawl #602 against the current X-Division Champion JoJO Rush…which brings me to reason number 2 why I’m here…
Goldrush: To scout JoJo Rush…
But Xavier shakes his head no…
Reid: No…I’m here to cheer on my brother tonight as he tries to win back the EWC X-Division Championship in tonight’s Main Event…
Lisa looks at him a bit suss…
Goldrush: Forgive me Xavier but aren’t you the oen that beat El Pablo for that X-Division Championship and aren’t you the one that eliminated El Pablo at the Rumble…aren’t you the won that has gone out of your way time and time again to make his life a living hell…
Xavier smiles and nods…
Reid: Yeah…all that’s true Lisa but I didn’t go after the X-Division Championship at the start of the season just because El Pablo was the champion…I was part of the X-Division and wanted another crack at it…it had nothing to do with the fact that my brother was the champion and as for the Rumble it was every person for themselves…I fully expected him to try like hell to eliminated me…when that’s on the line…
Xavier points at the EWC Undisputed Championship…
Reid: There is no friends or brothers…you do whatever you must to win it and I did that…I eliminated El Pablo just like he would have eliminated me if given the chance…and as far as making his life a living hell that’s in the past Lisa…tonight I’m here to root my brother on, be there for him and hopefully celebrate his win later tonight…I’m trying to be a good brother…to put our history behind us and try to salvage some sort of brotherly relationship…I’m going to be here for him, no matter the outcome and be the first face he sees when he comes back from Mt. Cristo Rey…
Love: I wanted to go out to the sight and be there just in case any of The House show their ugly faces but…
Reid: El Pablo would kill us if we got involved…he doesn’t want to win a championship because his family got involved…he has honor…unlike the current X-Division Champion…
Goldrush: Well we saw New Money members Cosmo Goldworthy and Bruce Booth with JoJo in his promo but…
Reid: Cosmo has to deal with Ibuki and if Bruce were to show up then he may find our brother Vertigo or even Verana…hell even our sick and twisted as fuck Uncle Villano is rumored to be in town and when he’s there you can bet his two jackals Perdido and Abando wont be too far behind…you see Texas, New Mexico…Mexico…it’s Volando country and you never know who might be showing up…
Love: Mostly hoping to get a job but also to cause mayhem…
Xavier nods at Tommy’s suggestion…
Reid: I’m going to head to El Pablo’s locker room and watch the match from there…to root him on and hopefully we can hit El Paso later tonight, with the X-Division Champion in ‘the family’...
Love: It’s going to be one hell of a Skittles party…
Tommy smirks but Xavier looks at Lisa…
Reid: I’m trying to make amends Lisa…to repair things with my family and not have tension between me and El Pablo and Vertigo every time I see them…to have a normal family dynamic for the first time in my life…to not be at war with my blood…we took the first steps towards that after StrangleMania when El Pablo gave me his blessing as X-Division Champion and I want to do the same for him tonight…to celebrate his 2nd X-Division reign and root him on as he continues to re-write the X-Division record books like I did earlier this season…and if he breaks JoJo’s head open I’ll celebrate that as well…but tonight is El Pablo’s night and I just want to be here and be apart of it…
Xavier nods at Lisa as he and Tommy make their way towards El Pablo’s locker room as Lisa looks on, unsure if Xavier has really turned over a new leaf…
SINGLES MATCH
Emanuelle
VS Jack Hart
We return to ringside where Tim and Cid are standing by
Watson: Welcome back to Paramount folks. If you missed our opening contest, Adriana Aquilla picked up a HUGE win over Shaker Jones in an X-Division match! Up next though, Monday Night Brawl sends their newest threat. Let's see if Jack Hart can handle the fight!
Starr: The following match is set for one fall. Joining us first, from Hurricane, West Virginia and weighing in at 232 pounds... JACK HART!
'God's Gonna Cut You Down' by Johnny Cash begins to play and as the words begin, through the curtain emerges Jack Hart with a black T shirt reading 'The Jack of Hearts' and a heart symbol beneath the text. With minimal fuss, he marches down the ramp and to ringside, slapping the hands of the fans as he does a circle around the ring before climbing the steel steps and entering the ring through the middle rope. Arms aloft he gees up the crowd by bouncing off the ropes closest to the camera in this stance and climb up to the middle turnbuckle to raise one arm aloft with his index finger pointing to the sky.
Starr: And the opponent, residing in Pacific Palisades, Los Angeles, California and weighing in at an approximate 135 pounds... EMMANUELLE!
‘B.I.T.C.H.’ by Megan Thee Stallion plays as Emmanuelle steps through the curtain and casually walks down the ramp. At the bottom of the ramp, she holds her arms out to her sides before dropping to one knee. After a moment she heads up the steps to the apron and steps through the ropes. Emmanuelle stands in the middle of the ring and raises an arm in the air before holding them out to her sides.
DING DING DING
Emmanuelle runs at Jack for a running boot that he ducks. Emmanuelle cracks him across the chest with a chop anyway. She grabs Jack’s arm and twists and pulls him into a short-arm clothesline. Jack gets to his feet but Emmanuelle tries to pull him into a piledriver. Jack counters with a back drop that Emmanuelle attempts to roll into a sunset flip. Jack pulls Emmanuelle to her feet but she rolls him with a small package. The referee counts.
ONE…
TWO…
THR… NO! KICK OUT!
Jack pushes his way free to break the count. Both get to their feet and Jack hits out with a European uppercut. Jack grabs Emmanuelle and throws her to the mat with a front suplex. She gets to her feet but Jack runs at her with a raised knee to the gut that doubles her over. He slips behind her and takes her over with a German suplex that he bridges into a pin. The referee counts.
ONE…
TWO…
THR… NO! KICK OUT!
Emmanuelle rolls to her front as she raises a shoulder up breaking the count.
Watson: Both getting their early shots in here. That was a nice German suplex. It has to be said.
Sydney: I give it an 8.3. I think the German judge might no have liked the lack of bridge at the end.
Jack pulls Emmanuelle to her feet but she fires at him with a couple of forearms and a European uppercut. Emmanuelle whips Jack off the ropes but he ducks a clothesline. Emmanuelle turns around but eats a Superkick. Emmanuelle drops to the mat where Jack makes a cover.
ONE…
TWO…
THR… NO! KICK OUT!
Emmanuelle rolls to her side breaking the count. Jack pulls Emmanuelle to her feet and whips her off the ropes. She leaps for a cross body but Jack catches her and dumps her onto the top turnbuckle. He attempts a superplex but Emmanuelle kicks him down off the turnbuckles before he has a chance to climb up. Emmanuelle jumps and spins Jack around with a Malibu Shine. She rolls over and hooks the leg.
ONE…
TWO…
THR… NO! KICK OUT!
Jack rolls to his side breaking the count.
Watson: How does he get a shoulder up? She drove him head first into the mat! I’m surprised he can even move his arm!
Sydney: I don’t think you’re the only one. I think a few people where shocked. I think even Emmanuelle was shocked.
Emmanuelle lifts Jack to his feet and pulls him back to the mat with a Russian leg sweep. He staggers to his feet and Emmanuelle takes him down with a DDT. She drags Jack to his feet and attempts Buonasera. Jack counters by lifting her for a backdrop but drops her to the mat with a Heartstopper. He makes the cover as the referee counts.
ONE…
TWO…
THREE!!!
DING DING DING
Starr: And your winner, via pinfall JACK HART!
Jack climbs up to the middle turnbuckle to raise one arm aloft with his index finger pointing to the sky.
Watson: He withstood a lot of punishment and Jack Hart walks away the winner!
Sydney: It was smart wrestling and it had to be. No way was he kicking out of Buonasera if it was applied.
Watson: You may be right. Right now I am being told that we are going to hear from the former EWC World Tag Team Champions! Let's go backstage!
Camera cuts to...
Lisa Goldrush: Welcome back! I’m here, backstage, and joining me at this time: The AppleTV+ Broadcast Champion, Sally Talfourd!
Walking into shot, standing alongside Lisa is the Last Magician, her title belt slung over her shoulder. Dressed in her ring gear, the extravagant and eye-catching red, black and white attire is the first thing that draws everyone’s attention. With a fixed, determined face Sally leans into the microphone.
Sally Talfourd: Hello again.
Lisa Goldrush: Last week, you kind of made a statement. Your sixth successful title defence was one thing, but the way you left the ring was another. Do you care to elaborate?
Sally, again, leans into the microphone.
Sally Talfourd: No.
Lisa Goldrush: Nothing to say about those mask-wearing people who carried you out of the ring.
Sally Talfourd: They can speak for themselves.
Lisa Goldrush: Can they? Could I talk to them.
Sally smiles and stands up straight. There’s a knowing look in her eyes.
Sally Talfourd: Maybe you’ve already spoken to them. Or maybe you will after me. Who knows. They might be all around us.
Lisa, confused and lost, looks around herself first before turning her attention back to Sally.
Lisa Goldrush: I’m not … I’m not sure I understand.
Sally Talfourd: That’s OK, Lisa. No one seems to.
Lisa, somewhat more timid than when she started, steps a little away from Sally. She appears slightly nervous now. Sally, on the other hand, stands across from her with a sense of determination.
Lisa Goldrush: Ummm … OK … what about your match tonight? Any final thoughts going on?
Lisa’s voice wavers. Sally notices the nervousness.
Sally Talfourd: Only that tonight was an inevitability. Whether it was six months ago, six months from now, six seasons in the future, Marcu$ and I were bound to cross paths. I’m just glad it’s now, when there’s something to fight for.
Lisa Goldrush: The AppleTV+ Championship?
Sally Talfourd: Yes, but there’s more. Much more. For both of us, survival is on the cards. Relevance. Renown. Reputation. Both of us benefit greatly from a win, while a loss is a true set-back. Marcu$ made the point this week that I’d not beat someone like him in this title run yet. He’s right, and so I intend to correct that here, tonight.
Lisa Goldrush: But win or lose, Sally, you’ve already tipped your hand towards bigger and better things, right? Ibuki Ito, the Undisputed title …
Sally, in a fit of rage and anger, nearly tears the microphone out of Lisa’s hand.
Sally Talfourd: There is nothing bigger or better than the AppleTV+ Broadcast Championship! Nothing! I have taken this afterthought and made it the only thought a Paramount wrester has! It’s my crowning accomplishment here in EWC right now. And I have no intention of stepping into the ring with Ibuki or whoever our Undisputed Champion is come WrestleFest without this over my shoulder.
Sally slaps the faceplate of her title after letting go of Lisa’s hand. There’s a moment of pause, then Sally turns on her heels and charges off.
SINGLES MATCH
Sakura Yamamoto
VS Amber Lisa
We return to ringside where Tim and Cid are standing by!
Watson: Bold words there from Sally Talfourd! I am so looking forward to that one! Now though, we have a great one up next for you folks! The long awaited debut of Sakura Yamamoto!
Starr: The following match is set for one fall. Joining us first, from Brooklyn New York and weighing in at 136 pounds... AMBER LISA!
Run It came blasting over the speakers as Amber stood on the top of the ramp with her leather jacket on with a smirk across her face. She comes out playing to the crowd a bit before she climbs inside of the ring. She takes off her jacket with a smile looking over at the opponents with a grin ready to start. Outside on ringside her Uncle is just walking down with her with a bit of a smirk on his face shaking his head while she play to the crowd a bit.
Starr: And the opponent, residing in Chicagoland and weighing in at 140 pounds... YAMAMOTO SAKURA!
Under The Bridge hits the PA system and Sakura comes out with Emi at her side. Emi notices the nervous looks over at her friend and gives her hand a gentle squeeze as they walk together down the ramp. Sakura gives Emi a quick kiss on the cheek before climbing into the ring and getting a few last minute stretches in.
DING DING DING
Amber runs at Sakura with a clothesline but Sakura ducks and catches Amber on the jaw with a forearm smash. Sakura fires rabbit punches to Amber’s ribs and knocks Amber to the mat with a clothesline. Sakura fires at a kneeling Amber with a roundhouse kick. Amber ducks it but Sakura follows up by spinning around and smacking her with the heel the side of Amber’s head. Amber stumbles to her feet as Sakura runs at the ropes. She kicks off the middle ropes and throws herself at Amber with a springboard clothesline that knocks Amber down to the mat. Sakura hooks the leg.
ONE…
TWO…
THR... NO! KICK OUT!
Amber presses her way free sending Sakura across the ring. Sakura gets to her feet and charges at Amber who pops Sakura up onto her shoulders and drives Sakura to the mat with a powerslam. Sakura gets to her feet. Amber fires a chop to the chest of Sakura. A second one spins her around causing Amber to turn her back to face her and smacks her with another chop. This time Amber turns Sakura away from her and hits a German suplex that she bridges into a pin.
ONE…
TWO…
THR... NO! KICK OUT!
Sakura manages to roll free breaking the count.
Watson: Say what you will but I felt those chops on my chest.
Sydney: Sakura felt the crash of her body against the mat with that German suplex and still she kicked out. That is one tough lady.
Sakura gets to her feet and charges at Amber for something. Amber spins and catches Sakura with Smack In Your Face. Sakura drops in a heap to the mat. Amber rolls her over and makes a cover.
ONE…
TWO…
THR... NO! KICK OUT!
Sakura rolls an arm off the mat to break the count. Amber pulls Sakura off the mat and whips her off the ropes. Amber dives at Sakura for a Drive By but Sakura manages to duck Amber sending her crashing to the canvas. Amber gets to her feet but Sakura is waiting and cracks Amber with a Rolling Elbow. Amber drops to the mat where Sakura hooks the leg.
ONE…
TWO…
THR... NO! KICK OUT!
Amber rolls to her front to break the count.
Watson: How are both still in this one? Tweet me! X me! Tell me!
Sydney: I don’t know. Both dropped and both looked out! Yet somehow both kicked out. I don’t know!
As Amber gets to her hands and knees, Sakura runs legdropping Amber on the back of the neck. Sakura stands in the corner as Amber pulls herself to her feet. Sakura runs and fires a superkick. Amber blocks it and shoves Sakura’s foot away. Sakura spins slightly and attempts Chasing The Dragon. Amber manages to side step it and boots Sakura in the gut. She whips Sakura off the ropes and pops her into the air. Sakura manages to counter hitting Amber with a clothesline. Amber gets to her feet but Sakura cracks her with Chasing The Dragon. Amber drops to the mat where Sakura makes a cover and the referee counts.
ONE…
TWO…
THREE!!!
DING DING DING
Starr: And your winner, via pinfall YAMAMOTO SAKURA!
Emi Sayaka gets into the ring and raises Sakura’s arm in the air in victory before jumping up and down in glee. Sakura laughs and lays on the mat. She literally rolls on the floor laughing and rolls from the ring. Emi Sayaka holds Sakura’s arm in the air as they both head up the ramp.
Watson: Big smiles all round but that is a big win here on Paramount for Sakura .
Sydney: She smiles right now but had Amber Lisa connected with the Amber Bomb then that smile would be drooling on the mat. She would have been fast asleep and snoring.
Watson: Staff to add final commentary and transition to next scene
Camera cuts to backstage where we find Paramount's ACE - the North American champion - Ibuki Ito.
The camera cuts backstage inside The Love Club locker room where we find the North American Champion Ibuki Ito alongside ‘The Prodigal Son’ Buddy Love as they get ready for tonight’s match with the HBO Broadcast Champion Cosmo Goldworthy…
Love: I think he was trying to get under your skin with that ‘ace’ comment and pointing out you’re ‘not even the best in your group’...
Ibuki smiles, amused by the comments…
Ito: That might work against someone who was as thin skinned as say Cosmo but I know where I stand in The Love Club…I’m a 7 time EWC Champion, the winner of the first Prime G1, I have a direct route to the EWC Hall of Fame when I decide to call it a day…do I feel less of an ‘Ace’ because Xavier is the EWC Undisputed Champion…no, not one bit…I know who I am and what I’ve done here in Paramount and the EWC…
Ibuki shakes his head…
Ito: I’ve been at the very top of the EWC, he has no idea how I feel…he’s the secondary champion on Rampage while I am Paramount’s top champion. I’ve beaten icons like Ace King, Melody Malone, Dominic Sanders, Candy, Stitches…Scorpio…
Love: Who he just beat…
Ito: With the aid from two House members…he didn’t beat him clean…he stole that win and yet now he wants to try and make me feel like less of a man because another in our group holds the top prize in the EWC…ok, try your best but he needs to remember, while Xavier is the Undisputed Champion and I am not he’s spending his free time digging a ditch with his cousin being a lackey for JoJo Rush…a ‘yes man’...a servant…or where I come from, nothing more than a ‘young boy’...all while carrying gold over his shoulder. It’s sad for him, it really is, the disrespect he’s shown, being told he’s ‘allowed to go’ like he’s property…and he wants to say he knows how I feel, cool because I have no idea how he feels, I would never put up with being a….what’s the word you used…
Buddy smiles…
Love: A pledge, they are basically bitches to the other fraternity members…
Ito: And yet he thinks he’s unbreakable…well he sure seems like a broken puppy to me.
Love: He doesn’t think you’re hungry anymore…
Ito: You should have just stopped with ‘he doesn’t think’ Buddy because clearly he’s mistaken…he’s trying to convince himself that I’ve got soft because if he accepts the true reality he would realize the beating that is coming his way out there tonight…even after everything I’ve done in the EWC I’m still walking out there each and every week putting this brand on my shoulders and being the best damn champion I can be…see I want to go down as the greatest North American Champion Paramount’s ever seen…I want to be what Ace King was for Rampage…the man Paramount can build around and if Cosmo wasn’t so self-centered he would see this…and it’s that blind spot that’s going to be his undoing here tonight…see he’s the Rampage Broadcast Champion coming to Paramount…if I were to lose to him I’d be letting Paramount down…no, I need to break this arrogant kid by taking his head off…
Ibuki rubs his knee…
Ito: I put Cosmo down at Parabellum…eliminated him in Brand Warfare and have been the only person in the EWC that has pinned Cosmo and tonight I’m going to do it again…he’s been flying all over the world…trying to be everywhere and everything…putting unwanted miles on is body, you saw it taking its toll at Prime and tonight his body is going to break at my hands…I’m going to beat on Cosmo until his body and mind quits…I’m going to break Cosmo Goldworthy and end the hype once and for all…
Ibuki smirks as the camera fades out…
Love: I think he was trying to get under your skin with that ‘ace’ comment and pointing out you’re ‘not even the best in your group’...
Ibuki smiles, amused by the comments…
Ito: That might work against someone who was as thin skinned as say Cosmo but I know where I stand in The Love Club…I’m a 7 time EWC Champion, the winner of the first Prime G1, I have a direct route to the EWC Hall of Fame when I decide to call it a day…do I feel less of an ‘Ace’ because Xavier is the EWC Undisputed Champion…no, not one bit…I know who I am and what I’ve done here in Paramount and the EWC…
Ibuki shakes his head…
Ito: I’ve been at the very top of the EWC, he has no idea how I feel…he’s the secondary champion on Rampage while I am Paramount’s top champion. I’ve beaten icons like Ace King, Melody Malone, Dominic Sanders, Candy, Stitches…Scorpio…
Love: Who he just beat…
Ito: With the aid from two House members…he didn’t beat him clean…he stole that win and yet now he wants to try and make me feel like less of a man because another in our group holds the top prize in the EWC…ok, try your best but he needs to remember, while Xavier is the Undisputed Champion and I am not he’s spending his free time digging a ditch with his cousin being a lackey for JoJo Rush…a ‘yes man’...a servant…or where I come from, nothing more than a ‘young boy’...all while carrying gold over his shoulder. It’s sad for him, it really is, the disrespect he’s shown, being told he’s ‘allowed to go’ like he’s property…and he wants to say he knows how I feel, cool because I have no idea how he feels, I would never put up with being a….what’s the word you used…
Buddy smiles…
Love: A pledge, they are basically bitches to the other fraternity members…
Ito: And yet he thinks he’s unbreakable…well he sure seems like a broken puppy to me.
Love: He doesn’t think you’re hungry anymore…
Ito: You should have just stopped with ‘he doesn’t think’ Buddy because clearly he’s mistaken…he’s trying to convince himself that I’ve got soft because if he accepts the true reality he would realize the beating that is coming his way out there tonight…even after everything I’ve done in the EWC I’m still walking out there each and every week putting this brand on my shoulders and being the best damn champion I can be…see I want to go down as the greatest North American Champion Paramount’s ever seen…I want to be what Ace King was for Rampage…the man Paramount can build around and if Cosmo wasn’t so self-centered he would see this…and it’s that blind spot that’s going to be his undoing here tonight…see he’s the Rampage Broadcast Champion coming to Paramount…if I were to lose to him I’d be letting Paramount down…no, I need to break this arrogant kid by taking his head off…
Ibuki rubs his knee…
Ito: I put Cosmo down at Parabellum…eliminated him in Brand Warfare and have been the only person in the EWC that has pinned Cosmo and tonight I’m going to do it again…he’s been flying all over the world…trying to be everywhere and everything…putting unwanted miles on is body, you saw it taking its toll at Prime and tonight his body is going to break at my hands…I’m going to beat on Cosmo until his body and mind quits…I’m going to break Cosmo Goldworthy and end the hype once and for all…
Ibuki smirks as the camera fades out…
We open up backstage with Shinijoshi, Sonya and Emiko watch in support as the members of Bloody Sureiyāzu chat. Narumi is seated with a ragged despondent look while "Headhuntress" Aiya is outright livid and not even making an effort to hide her emotions. She turns her head in disgust, scoffing as she crosses her arms over her chest.
”Headhuntress” Aiya: Tell me you’re racist without telling me. That was exactly what Eddie did … just like he did when we first fought. I just … I can’t even …
A snicker that turns into a feral growl elicits from Aiya’s lips as she clenches her fists tightly.
”Headhuntress” Aiya: You clearly forgot the same reply, so I’ll repeat it one more time for you.
Aiya hastily stands up, getting mere paces away from the poor camera man already looking more nervous than he probably should. Aiya calms herself enough to ensure she doesn’t take her wrath out on the wrong individual … but her tone still indicates her disdain on what she’s heard.
”Headhuntress” Aiya: Fucking seriously Eddie … who the fuck cares what kind of Asian I am. You literally played that game once before, but why the fuck does it matter, huh?! If you really wanna know, you can replay the promos with the answer OR … OR … here’s a thought! Go fucking find and read my app with the goddamn answer!
Aiya gives a sideways glance towards a nearby mirror, seeming to silently contemplate whether to punch it or not. She ends up deciding against it, merely muttering “If you even can read in the first place” and forcing herself to sit back down beside Narumi.”
”Headhuntress” Aiya: Just … un-fucking-real. It really is. I expected that to be reversed – for you to be smarter! But somehow, Jamie was the voice of reason! Legit shocker, my fucking god! I … really didn’t need more reasons to be happy about beating your asses, but congrats. You just upped the ante, and it was already pretty damn high.
Narumi listens to this and raises her head a bit
Narumi: It's been awhile since I've heard all the edgy Asian and Japanese shots or jokes. But you know, I kind of think maybe it reminds people why Shinijoshi was made? For the people who question why we’re proud joshi so much and our honorary member system. Nowadays the EWC feels more welcoming to joshi after all we've done, but that wasn't always the case, and it surely wasn't just Eddie who was like this when we debuted. Though it saddens me that Eddie has forgotten our last match and thinks being in the ring with me is a guaranteed win for him. I'm scared he might be sincere and what I did was so traumatic or harmful to his mind that he might have suffered severe memory loss.
Narumi face twists into an almost regretful face.
Narumi: I choked him out with my Rappu last time, and that move has always worried me. They say chokeholds can cause brain damage when you render someone unconscious. It's why I made the mistake of letting go of Malone to pin her when I felt her losing consciousness in one of my chokeholds, it's why I prefer opponents like Lavender and Reid who know to tap rather unnecessarily causing themselves permanent damage. That's why I avoid choking people out unnecessarily and prefer my strikes and roll ups. I only locked it in on Reid because he dared to try to hurt Sonya as a hostage, but it's the best move I have against large men like Eddie. And honestly, these days with my mood with Saidie, I wonder if I can keep that grace anymore. I worry I might start hurting people, and not caring.
”Headhuntress” Aiya: And that, Narumi, is precisely why I asked a while back what keeps you from going over that line. Because unfortunately? There really are people who are just begging to be hurt. Not sure if they’re too stupid, masochists … maybe both. But … yeah. That’s precisely how it was easy for me to get into the underground and play by those kinds of rules - the ones that say not to even worry about opponents and how their bodies end up at the end of matches.
Because some people - most it’s seeming nowadays - end up getting what they deserve as far as injuries go.
The room becomes quiet for a moment over this serious discussion and Narumi grabs her Prime Minister Necklace for support.
Narumi: I wish they and Saidie didn't go out of their way to make us feel this way. I don't know why Saidie's doing this, we've all tried calling her, I've tried making posts telling her it's okay to come home, but all she does is ignore us and flaunt on social media. I don't know how long I can take her stabbing us in the back and treating it like it's normal before the dark side of the oni I am comes out for her.
Aiya’s eyebrows furrow as she lets out a deep exhale.
”Headhuntress” Aiya: I’m definitely clueless regarding Saidie too. Everyone else though?
She shakes her head firmly at Narumi.
”Headhuntress” Aiya: The truth is … almost no one else is going to give even an iota about us, let alone our physical or mental states after any fight. Likewise, there are very few people I could even begin to give a damn about standing across from, be it in singles or tag team combat. You all are an immediate handful of said individuals. But unless it’s someone I respect like El Pablo and anyone else I’m not immediately thinking about?
Aiya shakes her head from side to side.
”Headhuntress” Aiya: The last thing on my mind is how they’re going to be afterwards. That’s how this sport goes, Narumi-san. It’s very cruel, unfair, and even more unforgiving at times. But if you hold yourself back … you deny yourself the opportunity to achieve victory.
Regardless … let’s at least agree and maintain our stance tonight, just like we did in the promo. No mercy for either Jamie nor Eddie. They’re still guilty by association, and thus a large part of why Saidie is being the way she is. That cannot go unpunished …
Aiya holds her hand out towards Narumi.
”Headhuntress” Aiya: You’re still with me on that much, right?
Narumi breathes hard and then nods.
Narumi: Right, they all get what they deserve. People want to poke the bear, make their jokes, hurt us and try to ruin what we love? They'll understand there's consequences.
Narumi accepts Aiya’s hand, gets up and joins the Headhuntress. The duo then strike their Shinijoshi pose. we now return to ..
”Headhuntress” Aiya: Tell me you’re racist without telling me. That was exactly what Eddie did … just like he did when we first fought. I just … I can’t even …
A snicker that turns into a feral growl elicits from Aiya’s lips as she clenches her fists tightly.
”Headhuntress” Aiya: You clearly forgot the same reply, so I’ll repeat it one more time for you.
Aiya hastily stands up, getting mere paces away from the poor camera man already looking more nervous than he probably should. Aiya calms herself enough to ensure she doesn’t take her wrath out on the wrong individual … but her tone still indicates her disdain on what she’s heard.
”Headhuntress” Aiya: Fucking seriously Eddie … who the fuck cares what kind of Asian I am. You literally played that game once before, but why the fuck does it matter, huh?! If you really wanna know, you can replay the promos with the answer OR … OR … here’s a thought! Go fucking find and read my app with the goddamn answer!
Aiya gives a sideways glance towards a nearby mirror, seeming to silently contemplate whether to punch it or not. She ends up deciding against it, merely muttering “If you even can read in the first place” and forcing herself to sit back down beside Narumi.”
”Headhuntress” Aiya: Just … un-fucking-real. It really is. I expected that to be reversed – for you to be smarter! But somehow, Jamie was the voice of reason! Legit shocker, my fucking god! I … really didn’t need more reasons to be happy about beating your asses, but congrats. You just upped the ante, and it was already pretty damn high.
Narumi listens to this and raises her head a bit
Narumi: It's been awhile since I've heard all the edgy Asian and Japanese shots or jokes. But you know, I kind of think maybe it reminds people why Shinijoshi was made? For the people who question why we’re proud joshi so much and our honorary member system. Nowadays the EWC feels more welcoming to joshi after all we've done, but that wasn't always the case, and it surely wasn't just Eddie who was like this when we debuted. Though it saddens me that Eddie has forgotten our last match and thinks being in the ring with me is a guaranteed win for him. I'm scared he might be sincere and what I did was so traumatic or harmful to his mind that he might have suffered severe memory loss.
Narumi face twists into an almost regretful face.
Narumi: I choked him out with my Rappu last time, and that move has always worried me. They say chokeholds can cause brain damage when you render someone unconscious. It's why I made the mistake of letting go of Malone to pin her when I felt her losing consciousness in one of my chokeholds, it's why I prefer opponents like Lavender and Reid who know to tap rather unnecessarily causing themselves permanent damage. That's why I avoid choking people out unnecessarily and prefer my strikes and roll ups. I only locked it in on Reid because he dared to try to hurt Sonya as a hostage, but it's the best move I have against large men like Eddie. And honestly, these days with my mood with Saidie, I wonder if I can keep that grace anymore. I worry I might start hurting people, and not caring.
”Headhuntress” Aiya: And that, Narumi, is precisely why I asked a while back what keeps you from going over that line. Because unfortunately? There really are people who are just begging to be hurt. Not sure if they’re too stupid, masochists … maybe both. But … yeah. That’s precisely how it was easy for me to get into the underground and play by those kinds of rules - the ones that say not to even worry about opponents and how their bodies end up at the end of matches.
Because some people - most it’s seeming nowadays - end up getting what they deserve as far as injuries go.
The room becomes quiet for a moment over this serious discussion and Narumi grabs her Prime Minister Necklace for support.
Narumi: I wish they and Saidie didn't go out of their way to make us feel this way. I don't know why Saidie's doing this, we've all tried calling her, I've tried making posts telling her it's okay to come home, but all she does is ignore us and flaunt on social media. I don't know how long I can take her stabbing us in the back and treating it like it's normal before the dark side of the oni I am comes out for her.
Aiya’s eyebrows furrow as she lets out a deep exhale.
”Headhuntress” Aiya: I’m definitely clueless regarding Saidie too. Everyone else though?
She shakes her head firmly at Narumi.
”Headhuntress” Aiya: The truth is … almost no one else is going to give even an iota about us, let alone our physical or mental states after any fight. Likewise, there are very few people I could even begin to give a damn about standing across from, be it in singles or tag team combat. You all are an immediate handful of said individuals. But unless it’s someone I respect like El Pablo and anyone else I’m not immediately thinking about?
Aiya shakes her head from side to side.
”Headhuntress” Aiya: The last thing on my mind is how they’re going to be afterwards. That’s how this sport goes, Narumi-san. It’s very cruel, unfair, and even more unforgiving at times. But if you hold yourself back … you deny yourself the opportunity to achieve victory.
Regardless … let’s at least agree and maintain our stance tonight, just like we did in the promo. No mercy for either Jamie nor Eddie. They’re still guilty by association, and thus a large part of why Saidie is being the way she is. That cannot go unpunished …
Aiya holds her hand out towards Narumi.
”Headhuntress” Aiya: You’re still with me on that much, right?
Narumi breathes hard and then nods.
Narumi: Right, they all get what they deserve. People want to poke the bear, make their jokes, hurt us and try to ruin what we love? They'll understand there's consequences.
Narumi accepts Aiya’s hand, gets up and joins the Headhuntress. The duo then strike their Shinijoshi pose. we now return to ..
TAG TEAM SHOWCASE
Bloody Sureiyāzu
VS The House
We return to ringside where Isabella Starr is ready to call the action!
Watson: Some strong words from the former EWC Tag Team champions. The House has been a thorn in the side of the Shinijoshi for months, can tonight be the night they finally banish that demon??
Starr: The following match is set for one fall. Joining us first, from Shinjuku and Kyoto Japan respectively, weighing at a combined weight of 262 pounds and representing The Shinijoshi, they are Narumi Tsutsumi and “Headhuntress” Aiya... BLOODY SUREIYĀZU!
As ‘Gurenge’ blares over the PA system, both Narumi(in her oni mask) and Aiya emerge from behind the curtains to a pinkish red fog. Aiya chillingly studies the arena with her gaze while Narumi makes spooky ghoulish gestures closely behind her. When Narumi steps up to stand beside Aiya she removes her mask and both women smirk at each other and then towards the ring with ill intent. Aiya saunters forward down the ramp while Narumi hops behind her sticking her tongue out at the camera. Aiya enters the ring through the top and middle rope while Narumi follows sliding under the bottom. Aiya leans against the corner staring forward while Narumi stands up to whisper in her ear as they go over the game plan while waiting.
Slow guitar music plays as "House of the Rising Sun" by Leo begins to play. When the guitar finally hits that metal feel, the lights in the arena turn red. Eddie Dozier steps out from the back to a loud chorus of boos. Dozier has a look of disgust on his face as he makes his way down to the ring, ignoring all of the haters.
Starr: Ladies and gentlemen... Coming down the aisle representing The House! Weighing in at two hundred and seventy-five pounds. Louisville, Kentucky's finest... EDDIE DOZIER!
Dozier smirks at the rowdy boos when his name is announced. He climbs up onto the apron and enters the ring through the ropes. He walks around the ring and yells out into the crowd as they boo louder. With a smirk, he steps into the corner to wait for his opponent.
Starr: And his partner, residing in Takayama, Japan and weighing in at 165 pounds... JAMIE LOVE!
The arena plunges into darkness as a haunting piano melody can be heard over the sound system. As the beat starts at 11 seconds a spotlight shines on Sara Rische playing an expensive Grand Piano to the left of the stage. She plays for 10 seconds when a second spotlight shines on Jamie Love as he enters the arena to a chorus of boos as his body guard John Bishop stands behind him. He walks down the aisle with JB following closely behind him, glancing out at the live audience, smirking at the with disdain in the shadows of the House hoodie he has on. As he climbs into the ring Sara makes her way down to ringside. He hands Sara his hoodie and stretches in the corner as his opponents stare at him with an irritated look in their eyes.
DING DING DING
Jamie and Aiya start. Aiya slaps Jamie across the face and jabs the point of her elbow into the side of his head. She runs off the ropes looking for a bulldog. Jamie counters shoving her off the opposite ropes but Aiya rebounds hitting a neckbreaker that brings him crashing to the mat. Both get to their feet. Aiya grabs Jamie for a suplex but her reverses it hitting one of his own. Both get to their feet and Jamie fires at Aiya’s thigh with a stiff kick. He then smacks Aiya hard with a forearm smash and tags in Eddie. He whips Aiya off the ropes and lifts her for a gorilla press slam. He brings Aiya to the mat with a spinebuster and makes a cover.
ONE…
TWO…
THR… NO! KICK OUT!
Aiya just manages to get a shoulder up in time to break the count. Eddie pulls Aiya to her feet and whips her off the ropes. She ducks a raised boot and dives to her corner tagging in Narumi. She leaps into the ring and runs off the ropes. She spins in mid air and crashes into Eddie with a rear view. As he gets to his feet, Narumi runs the ropes again. She jumps for a Superman punch but Eddie counters with a big boot that drops her to the mat. Narumi tries to roll Eddie with a school boy but he rolls right out of it to his knees where Narumi cracks him with a roundhouse kick. He drops to the mat where Narumi rolls him over and makes a cover.
ONE…
TWO…
THR… NO! KICK OUT!
Eddie pushes his shoulder off the mat to break the count.
Watson: What a kick! What a kick out!
Sydney: She kicked him so hard his gum landed in front of me. At least, I hope it’s gum. Might be a tooth.
Narumi lifts Eddie to his feet and leads him to the corner where she tags in Aiya. There is No Fighting Back for Eddie as they lay into him with elbows, kicks and strikes. Eddie slumps to the mat where Aiya makes a cover.
ONE…
TWO…
THR… NO! KICK OUT!
Jamie dives in breaking the count. Narumi gets into the ring and a fight breaks out in the corner between Jamie against Aiya and Narumi. Aiya turns her attention back to Eddie who is back on his feet. He boots Aiya in the gut and dives her to the mat with a Sacrifice. He rolls her over and hooks the leg.
ONE…
TWO…
THR… NO! KICK OUT!
Jamie misses a clothesline to Aiya and crashes into Eddie breaking the count.
Watson: An errant clothesline is all that is keeping this match in progress!
Sydney: Had it connected we would be celebrating a House win right now!
Jamie and Eddie stand face to face for a second before Aiya gets to her feet she shoves Eddie but Jamie smacks her on the back of the head with a clothesline. Aiya stumbles forward. Eddie hoists her up onto his shoulders. Before he can spin her, Narumi takes ot Eddie’s leg with a chop block. Narumi dives at Jamie with a Superman punch. He sidesteps and she crashes into the corner. Eddie boots Aiya in the gut and drives her to the mat with Vengence. He rests his feet on Aiya’s shoulder’s as the referee counts
ONE…
TWO…
Narumi tries to break the count but Jamie catches her with a drop toehold.
THREE!!!
DING DING DING
Starr: And your winners, via pinfall THE HOUSE!
Jamie and Eddie stand on opposite corners with their arms raised in victory.
Watson: That was a fight. However They rode their luck and managed to convert it into victory tonight proving that unfortunately, The House always wins.
Sydney: They were lucky at times but had Narumi Tsutsumi hit that Superman punch, it could have changed the trajectory of this match.
Watson: Speaking of tag team action, I'm getting word from backstage that our own Lisa Goldrush is standing by with the former EWC Tag Team champions!
The camera cuts backstage inside The Sun Bowl where we find Paramount’s Lisa Goldrush…
Goldrush: Ladies and gentlemen, please help me welcome at this time, along with their manager Bunny Love…the former EWC Tag Team Champions, Deimos and ‘Little’ Danny…the 3pAC!!!
The camera pulls back to show Bunny Love standing next to her lead pipe wielding tag team of Deimos and ‘Little’ Danny…
Goldrush: Gentlemen, in a mere 12 days you will cash in your rematch clause and challenge The Heat Packers in a Best 2 out of 3 Falls at Youngblood V for the EWC Tag Team Championship…
Deimos reaches out and covers the microphone cutting Lisa Goldrush off…
Deimos: I’m going to stop you right there Lisa, we didn’t come here to hype up Youngblood V…
Danny: We have been pissed off since Night of Champions…we’ve had to sit back and watch Dan Funk and Brodie Dawson walk around here thinking they were the KINGS of the division…
Deimos: We’ve watched them beat The Kruel Masters and then Autumn Raven and Phoenix Winterborn and you know what Lisa…WE WEREN’T IMPRESSED!!!
Danny: Not one bit Lisa…they went on and on about how they already beat The Kruel Masters so where was the challenge…hell Autumn and Phoenix aren’t even a real team…it’s not like they beat anyone good…
Deimos: And yet what did we do…we went out there and beat New Money…the newest, coolest toy The House has, we beat Cosmo Goldworthy and Bruce Booth, the HBO Broadcast Champion…
Danny: It was another EWC Champion we beat this season, going along with Narumi Tsutsumi when she was the Undisputed Champion and their House buddy the X-Division Champion JoJo Rush…
Deimos: See we have had to sit by and watch as they lowered the bar as the tag team champions, forced to watch as they pissed all over everything we have done for those championships…
Danny: But fear not, the nightmare is just about over because at Youngblood V we will be taking back those Tag Team Championships and giving the EWC Champions they can be proud of…
Deimos: We know the fine people of Apple want those championships back on Apple TV+ and we promised them…PROMISED THEM that we will bring them back…
Danny: Our asses are on the line here and it’s just the fire we need…
Deimos: So Dan, Brodie…we want you to enjoy your last few mins of fame, your last few mins as being the EWC Tag Team Championship…
Danny: As being the ‘Top Guys’ because after Youngblood the wrestling business will be calling you EX CHAMPIONS!!!
Deimos and ‘Little’ Danny smack their lead pipes together and point them into the camera…
Goldrush: Ladies and gentlemen, please help me welcome at this time, along with their manager Bunny Love…the former EWC Tag Team Champions, Deimos and ‘Little’ Danny…the 3pAC!!!
The camera pulls back to show Bunny Love standing next to her lead pipe wielding tag team of Deimos and ‘Little’ Danny…
Goldrush: Gentlemen, in a mere 12 days you will cash in your rematch clause and challenge The Heat Packers in a Best 2 out of 3 Falls at Youngblood V for the EWC Tag Team Championship…
Deimos reaches out and covers the microphone cutting Lisa Goldrush off…
Deimos: I’m going to stop you right there Lisa, we didn’t come here to hype up Youngblood V…
Danny: We have been pissed off since Night of Champions…we’ve had to sit back and watch Dan Funk and Brodie Dawson walk around here thinking they were the KINGS of the division…
Deimos: We’ve watched them beat The Kruel Masters and then Autumn Raven and Phoenix Winterborn and you know what Lisa…WE WEREN’T IMPRESSED!!!
Danny: Not one bit Lisa…they went on and on about how they already beat The Kruel Masters so where was the challenge…hell Autumn and Phoenix aren’t even a real team…it’s not like they beat anyone good…
Deimos: And yet what did we do…we went out there and beat New Money…the newest, coolest toy The House has, we beat Cosmo Goldworthy and Bruce Booth, the HBO Broadcast Champion…
Danny: It was another EWC Champion we beat this season, going along with Narumi Tsutsumi when she was the Undisputed Champion and their House buddy the X-Division Champion JoJo Rush…
Deimos: See we have had to sit by and watch as they lowered the bar as the tag team champions, forced to watch as they pissed all over everything we have done for those championships…
Danny: But fear not, the nightmare is just about over because at Youngblood V we will be taking back those Tag Team Championships and giving the EWC Champions they can be proud of…
Deimos: We know the fine people of Apple want those championships back on Apple TV+ and we promised them…PROMISED THEM that we will bring them back…
Danny: Our asses are on the line here and it’s just the fire we need…
Deimos: So Dan, Brodie…we want you to enjoy your last few mins of fame, your last few mins as being the EWC Tag Team Championship…
Danny: As being the ‘Top Guys’ because after Youngblood the wrestling business will be calling you EX CHAMPIONS!!!
Deimos and ‘Little’ Danny smack their lead pipes together and point them into the camera…
We open up backstage to a very pissed off-looking “Headhuntress” Aiya wandering swiftly through the halls of the Sun Bowl. Her movements show she knows exactly what she’s looking for. Once she finds the right door, she stops in front and knocks. The crowd pops as the camera reveals she’s in front of none other than El Pablo’s locker room. Once the door opens, she greets El Pablo with a small smile and politely bows her head.
”Headhuntress” Aiya: Heya amigo … long time no see. I doubt you need a lot of luck or anything, but …
She gives a firm nod after choosing how to finish her thoughts.
”Headhuntress” Aiya: Kick that yaro’s ass and take the X-Division title back. I’d definitely rather fight you for it again than any prick residing in The House on any given day. But for real, I’m getting sick of them and would love to see them get knocked down quite a few pegs. What better way than dethroning one of their members holding any of the titles, am I right?
EP initially looks a little confused - perhaps a little wary given his long history with the Headhuntress. However, it's only a moment or two before a similarly warm smile spreads across his masked face.
El Pablo: I couldn't have said it better myself. Oh! One sec…
The Tecnico suddenly disappears back inside his locker room - but only briefly, before reappearing and tossing a packet of Skittles into Aiya's hands.
El Pablo: Tough break out there tonight. I'm sure you're kicking your own ass about it right now but, don't worry; I know they won't keep ya down for long.
A weak chuckle and smile appear as she catches the pack and opens it.
”Headhuntress” Aiya: Sake’s typically my go-to for celebrating, and given how the past few weeks have been going? Fuck yeah, I’m definitely gonna see about getting some. But for now, I probably should stay sober for the time being.
El Pablo: Probably for the best, huh? I appreciate you coming by, anyhow - I mean, I know we've said some…and done a lot of…
Aiya listens curiously as EP continues fumbling through whatever he's trying to say until he clocks Aiya's raised eyebrow.
El Pablo: You're good Skittles, mi amiga. And, hey, if you ever need somebody to have your back and at least one other member of the Shinijoshi isn't around…somehow…hit me up!
The confirmation of an Aiya and El Pablo alliance plus a potential team up earns another pop from the crowd. Aiya’s grin widens at the thought as she nods in approval.
”Headhuntress” Aiya: I may very well take you up on that offer. You’re definitely one of the few people outside of Shinijoshi I can truly trust.
Before Aiya can walk away, she stops upon hearing El Pablo begin to speak up again.
El Pablo: Oh, and hey…maybe I'll see if I can give JoJo a little OTK on your behalf.
Aiya chuckles, her smile spreading further across her face as she pats El Pablo’s shoulder.
”Headhuntress” Aiya: By all means, go for it. Especially since I couldn’t help Narumi properly kick their asses tonight. You absolutely have my blessing to see about using one of my moves, especially for the purposes of dethroning The House.
Aiya continues eating the Skittles, though not before giving El Pablo a salute and walking away while the crowd is still cheering from the interaction. The camera fades too...
”Headhuntress” Aiya: Heya amigo … long time no see. I doubt you need a lot of luck or anything, but …
She gives a firm nod after choosing how to finish her thoughts.
”Headhuntress” Aiya: Kick that yaro’s ass and take the X-Division title back. I’d definitely rather fight you for it again than any prick residing in The House on any given day. But for real, I’m getting sick of them and would love to see them get knocked down quite a few pegs. What better way than dethroning one of their members holding any of the titles, am I right?
EP initially looks a little confused - perhaps a little wary given his long history with the Headhuntress. However, it's only a moment or two before a similarly warm smile spreads across his masked face.
El Pablo: I couldn't have said it better myself. Oh! One sec…
The Tecnico suddenly disappears back inside his locker room - but only briefly, before reappearing and tossing a packet of Skittles into Aiya's hands.
El Pablo: Tough break out there tonight. I'm sure you're kicking your own ass about it right now but, don't worry; I know they won't keep ya down for long.
A weak chuckle and smile appear as she catches the pack and opens it.
”Headhuntress” Aiya: Sake’s typically my go-to for celebrating, and given how the past few weeks have been going? Fuck yeah, I’m definitely gonna see about getting some. But for now, I probably should stay sober for the time being.
El Pablo: Probably for the best, huh? I appreciate you coming by, anyhow - I mean, I know we've said some…and done a lot of…
Aiya listens curiously as EP continues fumbling through whatever he's trying to say until he clocks Aiya's raised eyebrow.
El Pablo: You're good Skittles, mi amiga. And, hey, if you ever need somebody to have your back and at least one other member of the Shinijoshi isn't around…somehow…hit me up!
The confirmation of an Aiya and El Pablo alliance plus a potential team up earns another pop from the crowd. Aiya’s grin widens at the thought as she nods in approval.
”Headhuntress” Aiya: I may very well take you up on that offer. You’re definitely one of the few people outside of Shinijoshi I can truly trust.
Before Aiya can walk away, she stops upon hearing El Pablo begin to speak up again.
El Pablo: Oh, and hey…maybe I'll see if I can give JoJo a little OTK on your behalf.
Aiya chuckles, her smile spreading further across her face as she pats El Pablo’s shoulder.
”Headhuntress” Aiya: By all means, go for it. Especially since I couldn’t help Narumi properly kick their asses tonight. You absolutely have my blessing to see about using one of my moves, especially for the purposes of dethroning The House.
Aiya continues eating the Skittles, though not before giving El Pablo a salute and walking away while the crowd is still cheering from the interaction. The camera fades too...
SINGLES MATCH
NON-TITLE
Cosmo Goldworthy
VS Ibuki Ito
We return to ringside where the fans are buzzing with excitement for this next match!
Watson: Aiya giving some good vibes to the Rainbowlution here tonight! Up next, however, we’ve got champion versus champion action, as the HBO Broadcast Champion, Cosmo Goldworthy, from Rampage takes on Paramount’s Ace, the EWC North American Champion, Ibuki Ito! This is a bit of turf war, as The House clashes with The Love Club! Who will come out on top?!
Starr: The following match is a non-title singles match scheduled for one fall! Joining us first, from The Golden State, weighing in at 201 pounds ... HE IS THE HBO BROADCAST CHAMPION ... COSMO GOLDWORTHY!
Gold and white lights strobe around the arena as 'Mo Money Mo Problems' blares through the PA boxes. Cosmo Goldworthy swaggers out with a smug grin on his face. He stops at the start of the ramp, extending his arms out. "Enjoy it while 'ya got it, baby!" He shouts out, chuckling to himself as he continues to walk down the ramp. Cosmo looks at the fans reaching out and sneers at them. He slides up the apron and enters the ring, proceeding to march over to the top rope and raise his arms up one more time. Cosmo nods his head to the tune of his theme song, dropping off the top rope. He shimmies his shoulders, removing his Louis Vuitton® sponsored entrance gear before the match begins.
Starr: And his opponent, fighting out of Daly City, California, weighing in at 235 pounds, accompanied by “The Prodigal Son” Buddy Love ... HE IS THE EWC NORTH AMERICAN CHAMPION ... IBUKI ITO!
‘The Prodigal Son’ Buddy Love walks out onto the stage and raises his arms into the air as the lights fade out. He jumps up and down as ‘Deeper Depper’ begins to play. A strobe light circles around the stage as a single white spotlight hits the stage where Ibuki is standing, his back facing the ring, his arms stretched out and his head down. He swings around to face the ring as Buddy Love runs up and stands next to him. After a quick word the pair start to walk towards the ring, Buddy runs ahead and charges up the steps and holds open the ropes for Killjoy to step through. Ibuki walks to the center of the ring, extends his arms and tilts his head back to soak everything in.
DING DING DING
Ito and Cosmo waste no time, marching right into an aggressive collar and elbow tie-up. It’s the much bigger Ito pushing Cosmo back, transitioning and muscling him over with a side headlock takedown. As Ito wrenches in the headlock, Cosmo grasps his waist, rolling into a pinfall!
ONE–Ito kicks out and rolls back into the headlock.
Cosmo struggles, trying to get free. He starts to get to a kneel, and Ito adjusts himself. The two start rising and Ito tries another side headlock takedown, but Cosmo knees him in the back of the leg. He knees him in the back of the leg again, and attempts a backdrop suplex! Ito grounds himself though, and transitions from the headlock to spin behind Cosmo and take his waist, but Cosmo fires off some elbows to the side of Ito’s head! Ito eats the first two, but the third stuns him, and he releases Cosmo, unwillingly. Cosmo hits off the ropes but Ito rocks him with an european uppercut! It’s Ito’s turn to bounce off the ropes as he tries a boot, but Cosmo sidesteps and takes the waist, looking for a german suplex – but Ito performs a standing switch! Ito hoists Cosmo up, tossing him with a rear takedown! He shifts around Cosmo, looking for a front facelock, but Cosmo forces himself up and rams Ito into the turnbuckle!
Ito holds his back, wincing, and Cosmo unleashes a punch of punches and kicks in the corner! The referee has to come in to break him up, and Cosmo shoves past the referee and nails Ito with an elbow to the top of the head! That elbow lands hard, and Cosmo takes the wrist of Ito, yanking him out the corner into an exploder suplex! Cosmo rolls over, smirking. He rises to his feet, flexing, showing off his strength after muscling over the bigger Ito. Cosmo turns to pick Ito up, but Ito takes the neck and rolls Cosmo over him! Cosmo rises back to Ito, and Ito scoops him up into a fireman’s carry! The fireman’s carry gutbuster connects!
Cosmo wheezes out in pain, as Ito shoves him down and makes his first cover of the match!
ONE– Cosmo raises a shoulder up!
Just an one count, but the damage has definitely been done. Cosmo tries to get up, and Ito punts him square in the ribs. Ito pulls Cosmo up and grabs him in a clinch, firing off repeated knees to the body. Ito takes Cosmo’s wrist, Irish whipping him off – but Cosmo reverses with one of his own. He charges into a back elbow, which bounces Ito backwards into the ropes, and Cosmo follows up with a dropkick! Cosmo makes a cover!
ONE!
Ito kicks out!
With that kickout, Cosmo rises, nodding. Ito rolls over, slowly pulling himself up.. Cosmo waits for Ito to rise.. And he headstands into the scorpion kick – but Ito blocks it! Cosmo holds his ankle, flipping back to his feet, and Ito takes the head, hoisting Cosmo up and overhead with the FALCON ARROW! He takes the leg for the cover!
ONE!
TW–COSMO RAISES A SHOULDER!
Watson: Very even in the early goings here, back and forth they going jockeying for position.
Sydney: They are both very much feeling the other out right now. Neither one has a handle on this match just yet.
Buddy Love gives Ito words of encouragement following that kickout, and Ito nods to his manager. Cosmo rolls to the apron, holding his side in pain. Ito approaches Cosmo, but Cosmo yanks him on the top rope with a hotshot! Ito coughs out, holding at his throat. Cosmo climbs onto the apron and contemplates going up the top rope.. And Ito rushes over and immediately throws Cosmo into the ring! Cosmo holds his back, wincing, as Ito follows. Cosmo throws a punch to Ito’s body, but Ito eats it and knees him right in the ribs. Ito takes Cosmo’s wrist and Irish whips him into the turnbuckles!
Ito clotheslines Cosmo into the buckles, throwing him to the center, where Cosmo falls to his knees.. And Ito bounces off the ropes into an IMPRESSIVE corkscrew roundhouse kick to the head! Cosmo topples to the mat, and Ito rolls him over, hooking the legs!
ONE!
TWO– COSMO KICKS OUT!
Despite the kickout, Cosmo is a bit slower to get up.. Ito notices this and immediately grabs Cosmo in a cravate. Cosmo groans, reaching out. He starts throwing a punch to the body of Ito. He throws another punch. And on the third punch, Ito starts to loosen the hold. Cosmo swings his leg forward, sweeping Ito out of the cravate and onto his ass! He tries to get up, but Cosmo slams down that axe kick to the top of his head! Ito holds the top of his head, writhing in pain. He rolls over, trying to push himself up to his feet.. And Cosmo finds enough power to scoop him up into a pendulum backbreaker!
Right after the backbreaker, Cosmo rolls over Ito, and leaps into a knee drop to the top of the head! And Cosmo goes straight to the cover after that flurry of offense!
ONE!
TWO–ITO RAISES A SHOULDER!
Cosmo kneels up, nodding. It was expected, but he shakes his head. Ito rolls over, slowly rising. Cosmo fires off a big roundhouse kick to the chest, and Ito beckons him to bring another one! Cosmo fires off another one! And Ito beckons for him to do it one more time.. And Cosmo winds back one last time – and instead he eyepokes Ito! Ito holds his eye, falling to a knee! Cosmo taps the side of his head, smirking, as he outsmarted Ito there.. And then he hits off the ropes to finish the job, but..
ITO RISES UP AND DROPKICKS HIM AS HE COMES BACK! Ito holds his eye, but he was playing possum there! Cosmo rolls over, holding his head. Ito pulls Cosmo up, and lifts him in a vertical position, calling for the Burakkuau– but Cosmo slips behind! C.R.E. TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD! ITO DUCKS THAT TOO!
Ito swings a big lariat, but Cosmo ducks under and takes the waist, tossing Ito with a german suplex! But Ito absorbs the impact, rising right back up to his feet! Cosmo’s eyes widen in shock, as Ito takes the arms and hoists him up for a BRIDGING TIGER SUPLEX!
ONE!
TWO!
COSMO KICKS OUT!
With Cosmo still down, Ito rises to his feet, nodding. He steps out, seeing an opportunity to set up for the end here.. He stands on the apron, and adjusts his elbow pad, awaiting Cosmo.. Cosmo slowly rises, dazed.. ITO SPRINGBOARDS UP!
HE FLIES INTO THE KUSHU–
COSMO CATCHES HIM WITH THE READY TO DIE IN MID-AIR!
ITO FALLS FLAT ON THE CANVAS! COSMO SCRAMBLES TO THE COVER!
ONE!
TWO!
T–ITO RAISES HIS SHOULDER!
Watson: COSMO GOLDWORTHY ALMOST BEAT THE NORTH AMERICAN CHAMPION THERE!
Sydney: Ibuki Ito will not go down that easy Tim! Cosmo is flashy, I like his style but he's going to have to do more than that to beat Ito.
The arena comes unglued, and Buddy Love breathes a sigh of relief as Paramount’s Ace remains still in this match! Cosmo falls over, holding his head! He slaps the mat, looking up to the referee. The referee assures him that was two, and Cosmo grabs at Ito’s hair, desperately pulling him up.. Cosmo starts firing off heavy forearm smashes to the head of Ito, and Ito is about to topple over.. But Cosmo keeps him up standing..
SO HE CAN SPIN INTO THE C.R–Ito ducks it! He takes the head of Cosmo, quickly lifting him in suplex position!
THE BURAKKUAUTO CONNECTS! Cosmo’s neck meets the canvas! Ito rolls over, crawling to the ropes! He uses the ropes to rise, nodding his head! He points to Cosmo, watching him slowly kneel...ITO CHARGES INTO THE KETTEI-DA!
But Cosmo pulls Ito down with a schoolboy rollup! He grabs the tights!
ONE!
TWO!
T-ITO KICKS OUT!
Both men rise! Ito rocks Cosmo with a palm strike! And Cosmo comes back with a paintbrush slap! Ito staggers from that slap, and he doesn’t take nicely to it as he places his hand behind Cosmo’s head and fires off repeated forearm strikes! Cosmo is on the verge of falling, and Ito shoves him to the ropes! SO HE CAN HIT A NASTY ELBOW SMASH TO THE JAW!
Ito snatches the wrist of Cosmo, hoisting him up onto his shoulders! Ito looks for a Death Valley Driver, but Cosmo slips behind, grabbing him in an inverted facelock! He drops into an inverted facelock backbreaker, pushing Ito up to his feet! AND HE HITS THE C.R.E. TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD!
Cosmo desperately rolls Ito over, hooking the legs!
ONE!
TWO!
TH–ITO KICKS OUT AGAIN!
“AAAHHHHH!” Cosmo yells out, trying to figure out what it’ll take! Cosmo starts stomping Ito out! He stomps him with authority, and the referee has to pull him back! Cosmo gets in the referee’s face, telling him to stay out his way. He moves past the referee to go at Ito, but Ito has muscled himself back up – and HE TURNS COSMO INSIDE OUT WITH A LARIAT! Cosmo is rocked, but that’s not enough! Ito drags Cosmo up, and forces him up high! Last Ride Powerbomb! But Ito holds onto Cosmo, deadlifting him up for a SIT-OUT POWERBOMB!
ONE!
TWO!
T–COSMO KICKS OUT!
AND ITO BACK ROLLS HIM TO HIS KNEES!
Ito quickly rises, running out of the ring! He grabs onto the ropes, springboarding up! And as he goes up on the ropes, Cosmo rises to his feet..
AND HE SOARS THROUGH THE SKIES INTO THE KONBAWA! COSMO GETS FOLDED!
Ito shifts to the cover!
ONE!
TWO!
TH–COSMO RAISES A SHOULDER UP!
The fans can’t believe it, and neither can Buddy Love! He slaps on the mat, yelling at Ito to finish this thing off! Ito nods his head, rising to his feet. Ito watches Cosmo start reeling. He stares at Cosmo, who starts crawling to him.. Ito yanks Cosmo up, and grabs him in a front facelock! Ito looks around, and holds Cosmo up high in the air! He’s calling for the Steiner Screwdriver– but Cosmo slips behind and takes the waist, bringing him to the ropes for an O’Connor Roll!
ONE!
TWO!
ITO SHOVES COSMO OFF!
AND COSMO LEAPS OVER TO THE APRON!
HE GRABS THE ROPES, SIGNALLING FOR THE GOLD RUSH! BUT ITO HAS IT SCOUTED OUT AND ELBOWS HIM BEFORE HE CAN SLINGSHOT IN!
Ito steps to the apron, and starts throwing heavy punches to Cosmo! Cosmo fights back though, punching back as well! The two are having a full blown strike-off on the apron! Ito kicks Cosmo back, and Cosmo responds with a hook kick to the back of the head! Ito leans his head down, and Cosmo takes the head of Ito, trying to lift him up! But Ito holds the middle rope, making it difficult for Cosmo to make any progress. Ito knees Cosmo back in those ribs, and Cosmo groans. Ito wastes no time, scooping Cosmo up into a fireman’s carry position..
DEATH VALLEY DRIVER ON THE APRON!
COSMO CRIES OUT IN PAIN! Ito falls over, nodding! Both lie outside the ring, meanwhile the referee makes the count!
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
FOUR!
FIVE!
SIX!
Ito rolls over, pulling himself up..
SEVEN!
Cosmo holds at his back, rolling to the barricade to use it to help himself up..
EIGHT!
Ito grabs onto the apron skirt, sliding in!
NINE!
Cosmo is up, and turns to the ring..
TE–
Cosmo rolls in just in time!
BUT ITO IS WAITING FOR HIM TO KNEEL UP! KONBANWA TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD– COSMO DUCKS IT JUST IN TIME! COSMO TAKES THE ARMS OF ITO!
HE TURNS INTO THE GOLD MIN–ITO TAKES THE WAIST OF COSMO! HE TOSSES HIM WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX!
NO! COSMO LANDS IT! COSMO POINTS A GUN AT ITO! FLYING INTO THE CASH COW! BUT ITO CATCHES HIS LEGS IN MID AIR! HE DROPS COSMO ONTO HIS BACK, AND ROLLS INTO A JACKKNIFE PIN!
ONE!
TWO!
T–COSMO BRIDGES UP, SOMEHOW! HE TWISTS INTO A BACKSLIDE PIN - NO! ITO PLANTS HIS FEET INTO THE MAT!
Both men are having a fight over who will successfully complete the backslide pin! It’s a fight of strength and grit, and finally, Ito twists out of the backslide, looking for a DDT! But Cosmo holds the waist, shoving him to the turnbuckles! He leaps into a savate kick, but Ito catches the leg, and pops Cosmo into powerbomb position! Cosmo tries to reverse into a hurricanrana, but Ito holds onto him! Ito tries to muscle Cosmo back up into powerbomb position, but Cosmo rolls off Ito’s shoulders to his feet!
Ito sees Cosmo off balance and grabs him into STO position! He swings into the Tobidashi Naifu, but Cosmo gets behind him and takes the arms! He slowly twists for the Gold Mine– but Ito slaps the arms off! Ito ducks down, lifting Cosmo up in an electric chair! Cosmo reaches out, trying to get free! He grabs at the hair of Ito, and Ito yells out in pain! Cosmo drops down, holding Ito’s hair to HEADBUTT HIM! Ito staggers, as does Cosmo..
But Cosmo has enough in him to bounce off the ropes and hit the CASH COW! THE DOUBLE STOMP RIGHT INTO THE HEART OF ITO!
After that high pace encounter, both men are exhausted, but the fans are on their feet for this great display of wrestling from both champions! It truly is a war of attrition, and only one can leave the winner!
”THIS IS AWESOME!”
“THIS IS AWESOME!”
“THIS IS AWESOME!”
“THIS IS AWESOME!”
“THIS IS AWESOME!”
Watson: What is it going to take to win this one?! Both men have given it their absolute all here, pulling out almost all of their aresenals!
Sydney: THIS IS PARAMOUNT WRESTLING TIM! Two combatants duking it out and not giving and inch! i love this shit!
Cosmo crawls over to Ito, hooking the legs..
ONE!
TWO!
THR–ITO RAISES HIS SHOULDER!
As Ito raises his shoulders, Cosmo grabs onto the arms of Ito, forcing him up. Cosmo starts drilling elbows in the back of Ito’s head! Cosmo slowly turns Ito, nodding.
GOLD MINE!
NO! ITO BREAKS FREE, AND TURNS COSMO AROUND! TOBIDASHI NAFU! COSMO SPIKES RIGHT ONTO HIS HEAD!
Ito rolls Cosmo over to his knees, and he rises to his feet! Ito sets the ‘kill shot’ up.. KETTEI-DA RIGHT TO THE HEAD! Cosmo topples straight to the floor! But Ito isn’t satisfied! He doesn’t want a repeat of Parabellum..
..So he rolls Cosmo over and locks in the RONGUGUDDONAITO! THE REAR NAKED CHOKE IS IN! AND COSMO WAS ALREADY OUT FROM THE KNEE! The referee checks Cosmo’s arm, and there’s no response! HE CALLS IT OFF!
DING DING DING
Starr: And your winner, via submission…The EWC North American Champion.... IBUKI ITO!
Upon hearing the bell ring, Ito immediately lets go of Cosmo as he rises to his feet and pulls off exactly what he set out to do, being the first in the EWC to defeat Cosmo Goldworthy in singles action!
Buddy Love enters the ring, cheering up his boy, and he hands him his EWC North American Championship. Ito holds the championship up high, as Buddy claps it up for him. After some time, Cosmo finally comes back to life, rolling out of the ring as he realizes what happened, his first loss..
Cosmo leans against the barricade, at a complete loss for words. He stares at the ring and covers his head, both in shame and anger – knowing that he was this close to putting Ito down, but not close enough..
Watson: What a match! From champion to champion, Ito and Goldworthy put on one hell of a showing for the fans here in El Paso! Goldworthy had a valiant effort, but Ito showed why he is Paramount’s Ace, as he delivers Cosmo his FIRST singles loss in the EWC!
Sydney: Cosmo’s first loss came here on Paramount, and now his first singles loss comes here as well! He did indeed give it his all, but it appears that Ibuki Ito truly does have his number, as he now leaves with not just a pinfall over Cosmo, but now a submission victory!
Ito heads up the ramp, proudly tagging his people, as he is able to successfully defend the brand from Rampage and the House’s Cosmo Goldworthy.
Cosmo finally works himself up in this time, running his hands through his hair. He paces back and forth out of the ring, taking some time to come to terms with his first loss. He nods, taking the HBO Broadcast Championship from the referee, and heads to the back. “..This ain’t over.” He mutters. “Ain’t over by a longshot..”
Watson: I hope that is he is right Cid. I think the World needs to see a round two of this epic battle! We're heading backstage now folks, don't go anywhere!
Camera cuts to backstage.
We cut backstage and a mixed reaction buzzes through the crowd as we watch The Mad King stopped at a particular locker room door. The camera begins moving behind King to reveal the Paramount Wrestling emblem on the door, 'Marcu$ $t. John' marked on the nameplate and the arena pops. King is just about to knock when Lisa Goldrush rushes in from the right.
Lisa Goldrush: Mad King! Oh my goodness, it's so great to see you. Are you here to finally... accept...
Slowly, King lowers his hands and turns to Lisa as she speaks. It breaks her enthusiasm and she slowly remembers how this man can be with her. She winces when he quickly raises his hand. Texas doesn't like where this is going but King places his hand on the mic and leans into it.
The Mad King: Lisa, it's good to see you and all, but The Mad King is here for three reasons. There are so many things happening around you, Lisa, and you want to talk about next year's Pay Per View? Stop it. Get some help. Shouldn't you be off asking Sally Talfourd how she's feeling going into this defense against Marcu$?
Texas pops. King has taken the microphone and is looking up above the camera.
The Mad King: Come on, Lisa. There's gotta be at least three more important people to bother. Where are you Skittles?
King looks Lisa up and down. No Skittles. She stammers a bit, nervously.
The Mad King: This is your brand, Lisa! You've got El Freakin' Pablo in the main event with an opportunity to bring the X-Division championship back to Paramount Wrestling.
Another massive pop from El Paso as they're more than abuzz and ready to see that action. King nods and places his free arm around Lisa's shoulders to bring her in all friendly like, the two looking out past the camera. Lisa doesn't really know what she's looking for.
The Mad King: So... go bother one of those people. Thanks for the microphone, though. This should be fun.
King scruffs Lisa's hair and pulls away from her to walk back to the original locker room door. The camera leaves Lisa behind, locking in with Mad King in the interviewer role. He looks to the camera with his eyebrows perk up a few times as he knocks on the door.
The Mad King: Ladies and gentlemen, Mad King here right outside the locker room of the man with a fantastic opportunity ahead of him. After a clean victory over Adriana Aquilla, it's -- ope!
The locker room door opens and El Paso elevates as Marcu$ $t. John walks out quizzically looking at King.
The Mad King: Marcu$ $t. John, folks! He can't hear ya.
King cups his damaged ear toward the camera to instigate Texas into getting even louder for the Television championship's contender of the evening. A combating "You de-serve it" and "Wel-come back" chants fight amongst the crowd. King nods and turns back to a still-confused Marcu$.
The Mad King: The people want to know! How are you feeling heading into this contest against The Greatest Magician Who Ever Lived?
Flip extends the mic out for Marcu$ to reply. Just before he can, King pulls the mic away.
The Mad King: Riveting! Do you think that, as a two-time Television champion, she shouldn't just look past the guy who is only recorded in it's history as the guy who launched David Miller's television title run?
Marcu$ has caught on and doesn't try to reply this time. He just looks at Flip with a little bit of a smile. Flip still placed the mic near him and yanked it away.
The Mad King: You're right! That's unfair. We're talking about a former North American champion! Marcu$...
Flip drops the act and Marcu$' smile swipes left as these men once again stand toe to toe. El Paso lights up at the thought.
The Mad King: Look at us. So busy. You've got that title shot and what's between you and me isn't to do with that. My feet have walked into enough of all that, especially with you, so don't worry about any such repeat events. You'd said something last time we were here though. You came out after my match -- after dealing with Notworth Namedropping -- and boy were you just smug about it. Huh? And you want to talk about Stranglemania, you want to talk about NEXT MARCH, Marcu$, it's silly. BUT! Like we were getting at, yeah, you came out and you'd said something a little different. Stopped me in it's tracks it did especially considering we've got New Money around the corner. It could've been you instead of Morgan!
El Paso pops and Flip is nodding with a smile, egging it on.
The Mad King: Jim Connors is a big fan of it, too, so you wanna share a corner? Looks like we'll be doing just that at the Brawl season finale.
King gives a smile and a thumbs up for Texas and it's cheering. He turns to Marcu$, finally fully handing over the microphone. Marcu$ looks at the microphone as if it's a foreign object. Tosses it in the air a few times and finally holds it to speak.
M$J: Brawl finale huh? The way I see it, there are a few things that can happen here. I could crack you over the head with this microphone, I could ignore you and slam the door in your face, OR I can act like a decent human being. Lucky for you, I'm going to pick the latter.
The Mad King: I didn't doubt that for a minute.
Flip takes a step back just in case to protect himself from getting cracked in the noggin. Marcu$ smiles before speaking once again.
M$J: People said I was stupid for not declaring in the Rumble, to avoid facing you. Now they say I'm stupid, for wanting a tag match with you. Knowing your history as a tag partner, they might be right but guess what? I don't give a damn. It doesn't even matter who it's against. Everyone knows that I'm all about moments. You could leave me high and dry and not show up at all or you could reject the hot tag and walk away but I know you won't.
This causes Flip to raise his eyebrows a little and rub his chin in contemplation and thought. M$J holds the mic out as if to give King Flip a chance to speak but pulls it away in a similar fashion to how it was done to him. This brings out a smirk from both men.
M$J: You love the glory too much. To save me in a match and get the win, that's way too much for your ego to pass up. Plus I proposed this because I know how much you hate random tag matches so for you to accept it, yeah, you want it don't you? But enough about that. Next March, you know what? I'll drop it.
This causes a clap from King Flip and boos from the crowd as they don't like the idea.
M$J: FOR NOW!
An explosion from the crowd and Flip facepalms at the thought of falling into $t. John's shenanigans.
M$J: Enough about that right now though because I have a match tonight and I'm all out of fucks and magic to give. Sally seems to be full of herself and said some things about me that I didn't agree with. She thinks this match isn't important to me? She thinks I don't care about the Apple TV+ Broadcast Championship? What do you think Flip?
King waits for the audience to simmer.
The Mad King: It would be a flat out lie to believe that a man like you doesn't covet that championship. Now, sure, you had your downs and more downs against David Miller, but you bounced back and became North American champion. That's no small feat in and of itself. And, yeah, you were a one and done North American champion but a lot of people -- The Mad King included -- won a belt and dropped it before coming back and really doing something with it. Between the two of us? It won't take you five years to get it again like it took me.
El Paso appreciates the show of respect even if they and Marcu$ didn't expect it.
The Mad King: But before you get out there and see if you can stand The Harrier Houdini, Marcu$, The Mad King wants you to know that he doesn't believe this to be random, no. This here between you and me? It's more than Chris Brock getting a wild hair up his ass and teaming me with Aquilla. This isn't Parabellum. Marcu$... this is personal.
He extends a right hand out to Marcu$.
The Mad King: It's personal for more than Stranglemania, more than the years you may have lost, no. This is about showing that my words aren't hollow, Marcu$. When we said that we recognized it'd gone too far we were being honest. When we said we have nothing but regret in our heart for doing such a thing, again, we were being honest. So it goes to show right here in El Paso that The Mad King is just trying to do the right thing. Is that acceptable to you?
King waits, his hand still extended. El Paso isn't sure about this and Marcu$ can't blame them. Marcu$ looks down at Flip's hand then back into his face.
M$J: Declined, unlike any card I own. You damn right I covet that title. I've literally done just about everything on this brand that I can do except win it. I'm here week after week anyway so might as well take this and defend the honor of Paramount while I put on a show for the people. To correct you though, my first North American reign resulted in no successful title defenses but the second one I did get the job done in retaining before I lost it on the night that you took me out.
Some uneasy tension pops up between the two as the crowd goes "Ooooohhhhhh!"
M$J: Water under the bridge though. Just know, Sally is about to get a beast in that ring. I want to win that title just as bad as I want to face y.......
M$J stops before he finishes the sentence and slams the door in Flip's face. Flip still has his hand out and shakes it as if Marcu$ was actually shaking his hand. He turns to the camera with a wink.
The Mad King: He already likes me more than Jack or Stitches. We'll be fine. Back to you, Tim!
King nervously chuckles, backing away from the door as cameras cut to the announce table.
Watson: Unsure if King was goading him there or not but obviously Marcu$ took that very seriously and we'll be seeing that in action later tonight, as they were talking about, for the AppleTV+ broadcast championship.
Sydney: When are we gonna stop seeing that jackass on Wednesday nights?
Watson: Well before Stranglemania by the tone of Marcu$ $t. John here but we're gonna move right along with the action folks.
Lisa Goldrush: Mad King! Oh my goodness, it's so great to see you. Are you here to finally... accept...
Slowly, King lowers his hands and turns to Lisa as she speaks. It breaks her enthusiasm and she slowly remembers how this man can be with her. She winces when he quickly raises his hand. Texas doesn't like where this is going but King places his hand on the mic and leans into it.
The Mad King: Lisa, it's good to see you and all, but The Mad King is here for three reasons. There are so many things happening around you, Lisa, and you want to talk about next year's Pay Per View? Stop it. Get some help. Shouldn't you be off asking Sally Talfourd how she's feeling going into this defense against Marcu$?
Texas pops. King has taken the microphone and is looking up above the camera.
The Mad King: Come on, Lisa. There's gotta be at least three more important people to bother. Where are you Skittles?
King looks Lisa up and down. No Skittles. She stammers a bit, nervously.
The Mad King: This is your brand, Lisa! You've got El Freakin' Pablo in the main event with an opportunity to bring the X-Division championship back to Paramount Wrestling.
Another massive pop from El Paso as they're more than abuzz and ready to see that action. King nods and places his free arm around Lisa's shoulders to bring her in all friendly like, the two looking out past the camera. Lisa doesn't really know what she's looking for.
The Mad King: So... go bother one of those people. Thanks for the microphone, though. This should be fun.
King scruffs Lisa's hair and pulls away from her to walk back to the original locker room door. The camera leaves Lisa behind, locking in with Mad King in the interviewer role. He looks to the camera with his eyebrows perk up a few times as he knocks on the door.
The Mad King: Ladies and gentlemen, Mad King here right outside the locker room of the man with a fantastic opportunity ahead of him. After a clean victory over Adriana Aquilla, it's -- ope!
The locker room door opens and El Paso elevates as Marcu$ $t. John walks out quizzically looking at King.
The Mad King: Marcu$ $t. John, folks! He can't hear ya.
King cups his damaged ear toward the camera to instigate Texas into getting even louder for the Television championship's contender of the evening. A combating "You de-serve it" and "Wel-come back" chants fight amongst the crowd. King nods and turns back to a still-confused Marcu$.
The Mad King: The people want to know! How are you feeling heading into this contest against The Greatest Magician Who Ever Lived?
Flip extends the mic out for Marcu$ to reply. Just before he can, King pulls the mic away.
The Mad King: Riveting! Do you think that, as a two-time Television champion, she shouldn't just look past the guy who is only recorded in it's history as the guy who launched David Miller's television title run?
Marcu$ has caught on and doesn't try to reply this time. He just looks at Flip with a little bit of a smile. Flip still placed the mic near him and yanked it away.
The Mad King: You're right! That's unfair. We're talking about a former North American champion! Marcu$...
Flip drops the act and Marcu$' smile swipes left as these men once again stand toe to toe. El Paso lights up at the thought.
The Mad King: Look at us. So busy. You've got that title shot and what's between you and me isn't to do with that. My feet have walked into enough of all that, especially with you, so don't worry about any such repeat events. You'd said something last time we were here though. You came out after my match -- after dealing with Notworth Namedropping -- and boy were you just smug about it. Huh? And you want to talk about Stranglemania, you want to talk about NEXT MARCH, Marcu$, it's silly. BUT! Like we were getting at, yeah, you came out and you'd said something a little different. Stopped me in it's tracks it did especially considering we've got New Money around the corner. It could've been you instead of Morgan!
El Paso pops and Flip is nodding with a smile, egging it on.
The Mad King: Jim Connors is a big fan of it, too, so you wanna share a corner? Looks like we'll be doing just that at the Brawl season finale.
King gives a smile and a thumbs up for Texas and it's cheering. He turns to Marcu$, finally fully handing over the microphone. Marcu$ looks at the microphone as if it's a foreign object. Tosses it in the air a few times and finally holds it to speak.
M$J: Brawl finale huh? The way I see it, there are a few things that can happen here. I could crack you over the head with this microphone, I could ignore you and slam the door in your face, OR I can act like a decent human being. Lucky for you, I'm going to pick the latter.
The Mad King: I didn't doubt that for a minute.
Flip takes a step back just in case to protect himself from getting cracked in the noggin. Marcu$ smiles before speaking once again.
M$J: People said I was stupid for not declaring in the Rumble, to avoid facing you. Now they say I'm stupid, for wanting a tag match with you. Knowing your history as a tag partner, they might be right but guess what? I don't give a damn. It doesn't even matter who it's against. Everyone knows that I'm all about moments. You could leave me high and dry and not show up at all or you could reject the hot tag and walk away but I know you won't.
This causes Flip to raise his eyebrows a little and rub his chin in contemplation and thought. M$J holds the mic out as if to give King Flip a chance to speak but pulls it away in a similar fashion to how it was done to him. This brings out a smirk from both men.
M$J: You love the glory too much. To save me in a match and get the win, that's way too much for your ego to pass up. Plus I proposed this because I know how much you hate random tag matches so for you to accept it, yeah, you want it don't you? But enough about that. Next March, you know what? I'll drop it.
This causes a clap from King Flip and boos from the crowd as they don't like the idea.
M$J: FOR NOW!
An explosion from the crowd and Flip facepalms at the thought of falling into $t. John's shenanigans.
M$J: Enough about that right now though because I have a match tonight and I'm all out of fucks and magic to give. Sally seems to be full of herself and said some things about me that I didn't agree with. She thinks this match isn't important to me? She thinks I don't care about the Apple TV+ Broadcast Championship? What do you think Flip?
King waits for the audience to simmer.
The Mad King: It would be a flat out lie to believe that a man like you doesn't covet that championship. Now, sure, you had your downs and more downs against David Miller, but you bounced back and became North American champion. That's no small feat in and of itself. And, yeah, you were a one and done North American champion but a lot of people -- The Mad King included -- won a belt and dropped it before coming back and really doing something with it. Between the two of us? It won't take you five years to get it again like it took me.
El Paso appreciates the show of respect even if they and Marcu$ didn't expect it.
The Mad King: But before you get out there and see if you can stand The Harrier Houdini, Marcu$, The Mad King wants you to know that he doesn't believe this to be random, no. This here between you and me? It's more than Chris Brock getting a wild hair up his ass and teaming me with Aquilla. This isn't Parabellum. Marcu$... this is personal.
He extends a right hand out to Marcu$.
The Mad King: It's personal for more than Stranglemania, more than the years you may have lost, no. This is about showing that my words aren't hollow, Marcu$. When we said that we recognized it'd gone too far we were being honest. When we said we have nothing but regret in our heart for doing such a thing, again, we were being honest. So it goes to show right here in El Paso that The Mad King is just trying to do the right thing. Is that acceptable to you?
King waits, his hand still extended. El Paso isn't sure about this and Marcu$ can't blame them. Marcu$ looks down at Flip's hand then back into his face.
M$J: Declined, unlike any card I own. You damn right I covet that title. I've literally done just about everything on this brand that I can do except win it. I'm here week after week anyway so might as well take this and defend the honor of Paramount while I put on a show for the people. To correct you though, my first North American reign resulted in no successful title defenses but the second one I did get the job done in retaining before I lost it on the night that you took me out.
Some uneasy tension pops up between the two as the crowd goes "Ooooohhhhhh!"
M$J: Water under the bridge though. Just know, Sally is about to get a beast in that ring. I want to win that title just as bad as I want to face y.......
M$J stops before he finishes the sentence and slams the door in Flip's face. Flip still has his hand out and shakes it as if Marcu$ was actually shaking his hand. He turns to the camera with a wink.
The Mad King: He already likes me more than Jack or Stitches. We'll be fine. Back to you, Tim!
King nervously chuckles, backing away from the door as cameras cut to the announce table.
Watson: Unsure if King was goading him there or not but obviously Marcu$ took that very seriously and we'll be seeing that in action later tonight, as they were talking about, for the AppleTV+ broadcast championship.
Sydney: When are we gonna stop seeing that jackass on Wednesday nights?
Watson: Well before Stranglemania by the tone of Marcu$ $t. John here but we're gonna move right along with the action folks.
SINGLES MATCH
FOR THE APPLE TV + BROADCAST CHAMPIONSHIP
Marcu$ $t. John
VS Sally Talfourd
We return to ringside where Tim and Cid are standing by!
Watson: Three times now Marcu$ $t. John has tried to become broadcast champion here on Paramount, and three time he has failed. Can four be his lucky number or will the magic be too much for him to overcome as Sally Talfourd barrels toward the main event of WrestleFest? We are about to find out!
Starr: The following match, set for one fall, is for the Apple TV+ Broadcast Championship! Joining us first, the challenger, coming to the ring at 6'1" and weighing 220 lbs, it's The Young Mogul... MARCU$ $T JOHN!
"Money" blasts through the arena by The Game. M$J slowly walks out onto the entrance ramp with a Money Gun and soaks in the cheers. He pumps up the crowd more before posing on the center of the entrance ramp. He walks down to the ring shooting the gun which splashes out $100 dollar bills as the fans go crazy with a huge smile on his face.
He stops right before he gets to the ring and listens as he hears cheers that he is getting from the crowd. He walks around the ring shooting more money out. He jumps up on the apron and wipes his feet before he enters the ring and poses in the middle of the squared circle as a light shines a hundred dollar bill in the center of the ring with his face on it.
Pyro hits as "Money" by The Game ends.
The lights fade to blue and red. 'Let Me Out' hits the speakers. In time with the beat, Sally walks to the front of the stage, looking down to her feat. Slowly, as the blue lights fade and the crowd is awash with red, Sally raises one arm, lets out a sharp scream, then slowly makes her way to ringside.
Starr: And the opponent, Making her way to the ring this evening, weighing in at a sublime one-hundred and forty pounds, standing in at five feet and ten inches of perfection, the Apple TV+ Broadcast Champion, this is ‘The Last Magician’... SALLY TALFOURD!
Sally stands at the base of the steps to the ring, staring now to the space above the ring. Methodically, she climbs the steps, steps through the ropes and strides to the centre of the ring.
DING DING DING
Marcu$ runs catching Sally with a spinning heel kick. She gets to her feet but Marcu$ grabs her and throws her into the corner and ramming her head into the turnbuckle pad. Marcu$ sends Sally across the ring with an Irish whip that sends her hard into the opposite corner. Marcu$ charges but Sally manages to leap over him. Sally runs into a dropkick that sends Marcu$ crashing back into the corner. Sally runs and grabs Marcu$ as she leaps over the ropes. She brings him down, throat first, over the top rope. He clutches his throat as Sally climbs to the top turnbuckle. She leaps and smacks him on the side of the temple with a knee. Marcu$ drops to the mat where Sally hooks the leg.
ONE…
TWO…
THR… NO! KICK OUT!
Marcu$ lifts a shoulder off the mat to break the count. Sally lifts Marcu$ off the mat and runs off the ropes. She dives at Marcu$ who spins her round with a powerslam. Marcu$ rolls to the apron. He climbs the buckles and dives at Sally hitting a frog splash. He hooks the leg.
ONE…
TWO…
THR… NO! KICK OUT!
Sally just manages to lift a shoulder off the mat to break the count.
Watson: Two point nine nine repeating! That bell was a millisecond from ringing!
Sydney: All that matters to Sally Talfourd is that she did kick out. The championship is still hers, but for how long?
Marcu$ lifts Sally to her feet and whips her off the ropes. As she rebounds, he scoops her up onto his shoulders and drives Sally to the mat with a Death Valley Driver. He hooks the leg.
ONE…
TWO…
THR… NO! KICK OUT!
Sally just manages to roll a shoulder off the mat. Marcu$ lifts Sally to her feet but she fights him off with punches to the gut. She grabs Marcu$ hitting an Either Or. He drops to the mat where Sally hooks the leg.
ONE…
TWO…
THR… NO! KICK OUT!
Marcu$ rolls to his side breaking the count.
Watson: An inch from a championship defence right there!
Sydney: One nearly wins, then the other. This is such an open contest and I’m loving it.
Sally lifts Marcu$ to his feet. She runs off the ropes and dives at him with High Hopes. Marcu$ ducks and Sally hits nothing but mat. Marcu$ lifts her up and position her for a Bounced Check. Both crash down and Marcu$ rolls Sally over as the referee counts.
ONE…
TWO…
THREE!!!
DING DING DING
Starr: And your winner, via pinfall and the NEW Apple TV+ Broadcast Champion MARCU$ $T JOHN!
Marcu$ poses in the middle of the squared circle as a light shines a hundred dollar bill in the center of the ring with his face on it. He proudly holds his newly won championship high in the air in victory.
Watson: Snatching a win from the jaws of defeat, Marcu$ $t John shows he is just that as he becomes the new Apple TV+ Broadcast Championship here tonight tonight! History has been made!
Sally Talfourd is starting at the center of the ring where Marcu$ is still celebrating his huge win. She is not starting at him, however, she is staring directly at the Apple TV+ championship.
Sally Talfourd is starting at the center of the ring where Marcu$ is still celebrating his huge win. She is not starting at him, however, she is staring directly at the Apple TV+ championship.
Sydney: Victory from defeat is just that. Sally Talfourd had him ready for a High Hopes. Had she hit that and he would have been bounced right out of this match and the championship!
Watson: Sally Talfourd had a historic second run as Apple TV +champion and she earned he shot at not only Ibuki Ito and EWC North American championship if she wants it, but also she already has a date with Xavier Reid and the EWC Undisputed championship at WrestleFest. The sky is still the limit for The Last Magician here in EWC! WE will be right back folks, after this quick break!
Camera cuts to a commercial for Apple TV + hit drama "The Morning Show"
TEXAS DEATH MATCH AT MT. CRISTO REY
FOR THE EWC X-DIVISION CHAMPIONSHIP
El Pablo
VS JoJo Rush
The camera cuts to the Extreme Tron because it is officially time for the main event, via satellite from Mount Cristo Rey.
Watson: Ladies and gentlemen, do not go anywhere because it is time for our main event.. Perhaps what may go down in history as one of the craziest EWC matches ever..! The Texas Deathmatch, but with a twist as it comes to us live from Mount Cristo Rey, and the X-Division Championship hangs in the balance!
The camera pans over to one side of the mountain. The sound of thunder crackles against the rocks, and wind blows along. Drops of rain beat against the floor. The rainstorm is in full effect, but the camera pans up to the billowing dust. Arriving out of the dust, atop a horse is the “Technicolor Tecnico..”
The longest reigning X-Division Champion in EWC history..
..A wanted man in these parts..
This. Is.
El Pablo.
The camera pans overhead to the other side of the mountain. There’s rustling noises, and grunting. The viewers get a clear look of what the commotion is, which is a tent, drenched from the rain. The first thing seen coming out of that tent is the beautiful EWC X-Division Championship, hanging out the open. And the man who follows, the champion, in all of his glory. Around his neck is his patented Texas Bullrope, a shiny and dazzling gold cowbell, fit for the occasion.. “The Blackhat” has arrived.
..The baddest in the west..
This. Is.
JoJo Rush.
Watson: We are this close to hearing the bell sound! ..I would be more surprised if these two DIDN’T kill each other in this match!
DING DING DING
In the distance, Rush and Pablo hear the cry for action. Rush forms a demented smirk on his face, as he swings his bullrope around. Pablo dismounts the horse with a determined look on his face. It wasn’t the first time he looked death in its eyes.. But perhaps tonight was a task so insurmountable that even he couldn’t face?
The champion and challenger finally meet at the top of the mountain, staring each other down. As the camera alternates from face to face, it feels like eons before they finally make a move. The referee stands in the center, a huge gap between both men, silently waiting. With each storming rain drop, they step forward. The closer they get, the more Pablo looks and feels ready for war.
Pablo stops, looking Rush solely into his eyes. He speaks up. “JoJo, this town ain’t big enough for the both of us.”
Rush scoffs. “This ain’t my first rodeo—“ he’s cut off.
“—but it will be your last.” Pablo announces. That is the declaration of war, and finally, both men storm into action!
Rush swings that cowbell right at Pablo’s head, but he ducks and throws a multitude of punches and elbows to the jaw of Rush! Rush stumbles, and Pablo looks to drop him with a lariat- but Rush blocks it and shoves him backwards with a heavy push kick. Rush approaches Pablo, swinging a punch that is blocked. Pablo kicks Rush in the gut, and charges into a body press, but Rush catches him! He lifts Pablo up high, storming him RIGHT on the ground! Pablo yells out in pain as his back meets the rocks, and the dust flies from the impact. Rush coughs, as that’s sure to be a common occurrence for the rest of this match. He wraps his hands around Pablo’s neck, muscling him up.
Rush holds Pablo up, biel tossing him! Pablo goes flying, falling to the edge. He looks down, realizing that he would’ve rolled down if his body didn’t stop itself there. Rush looks at the downed Pablo and smirks, swinging the rope around. He grabs the cowbell, awaiting Pablo’s rise.. And Rush charges, swinging for the fences! Pablo sends Rush back with a backflip kick! He lands on his feet, as Rush holds his chest in pain. He tries to stop Pablo, but Pablo charges forward and floors him with a dropkick!
Both men go down, as Rush coughs out. They work their way up, and start trading punches. Pablo grabs Rush by the hair, leaping onto his knees and tossing him with a monkey flip! Rush yells out in pain, and there’s no way a man his size should be rotated like that! Pablo rolls over, staring up to the gigantic limestone of Jesus. He nods, walking over to Rush.. And Rush grabs onto dust, throwing it into the eyes of Pablo! It engulfs his eyes and mask, as Pablo shrieks. He holds at his eyes, trying to wipe the dust - and Rush rises, scooping Pablo up over his shoulder and slamming him RIGHT into the ground with a monstrous spinebuster! Pablo screams out in pain, as Rush slammed him down with authority. He mounts Pablo, taking advantage of this blinded state.
He starts raining down heavy left and right hooks to Pablo. Pablo tries his best to cover up, but Rush’s hits are getting through. Rush winds back, raising his cowbell up.. But Pablo finds it in him to shift his hips and flip them over! Rush is too strong though, as he raises his knees up and kicks Pablo off of him. Pablo skids backwards, the power of Rush too much to handle. Rush rolls over, charging into Pablo like a bull, and PABLO FLIPS HIM UPWARDS WITH A SPANISH FLY!
The ground shakes when both men leave their feet, and rocks and dirt scatter everywhere. Pablo crawls over to cover Rush..
AND JOJO KICKS OUT BEFORE ONE!
Pablo stares down in shock. He stares at Rush, genuinely wondering what it’ll take. Rush rolls over and pushes himself up.. He spits at the ground and looks at Pablo, smirking. Pablo charges into Rush, and Rush pulls that rope over the ground and FINALLY SMACKS PABLO OVER THE HEAD WITH THAT COWBELL!
PABLO FLIPS ON HIS NECK FROM THE IMPACT! He winces, holding his neck. Rush stares down at Pablo, chuckling. “Ah finally gotcha..” He lets out in between each breath, stepping over Pablo. He raises the rope, and it doesn’t take a genius to know what’s coming next..
Watson: I should probably warn our viewers that this match is NOT for the feint of heart! Viewer discretion is advised here!
Sydney: To hell with that BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF EACH OTHER SOME MORE!!
Rush aggressively wraps the rope around the neck of Pablo, and pulls back as far as he can! Pablo tries to scream out in pain, but the rope restricts his ability to make any loud noises! He grunts out in pain, reaching out as JoJo is choking the life out of him! He claws at the ropes, trying to dig his fingernails into them and cut it - but it’s no use. JoJo continues to pull and pull, and Pablo is about to fall unconscious! He can’t tap out — even if he wanted to, which he doesn’t. Pablo starts to fade, and JoJo finally releases the hold. Pablo drops on his face, unconscious. JoJo rolls him over, pinning him. The referee goes down for the second pinfall of this match.
ONE!
TWO—PABLO WAKES UP AND KICKS OUT!
It may have been second instinct, but choking him out wasn’t enough! Rush wraps the rope around his neck again, but this time, Pablo has more fight! He starts to muscle himself up, coughing out. JoJo stares in shock as somehow, someway, Pablo is lifting him up with all his might.. And Pablo runs forward RIGHT INTO THE LIMESTONE STATUE! CRACK! JOJO’S HEAD MAKES CONTACT, AND HIS HEAD DROPS IN PAIN! Pablo holds onto JoJo, backpack slamming him to the ground! JoJo lies in a state of shock, and blood slowly dribbles down his forehead. But he’s one hard headed man, and he tries to pull himself back up.. And Pablo takes the head, catapulting off the statue into a TORNADO DDT! Rush spikes right onto his head! Pablo rolls him over and hooks the legs out of desperation!
ONE!
T—JOJO KICKS OUT!
Pablo covers his head, in both pain and shock. What is it gonna take for a two count?! JoJo again, forces himself up like a zombie. Pablo gets desperate, and charges right into a CODE RED! JoJo’s head bounces off the ground, and this time Pablo is in immediate position for a cover!
ONE!
TW—JOJO KICKS OUT AGAIN!
He rolls over, holding his head. Pablo rises, and staggers against the statue. JoJo rolls over, reaching for that cowbell. Pablo marches over, placing his boot on the rope. JoJo looks up to Pablo and sneers, grabbing the end of the rope with his hand. Pablo looks down at JoJo and smirks. “Fine, then.” He spits out. Pablo backs up, taking the rope. JoJo pulls himself up, and both men start tugging on the rope! It’s a tug of war, and both men, exhausted from this match already, are struggling. JoJo naturally starts to win the tug of war, pulling the cowbell closer to him.. But Pablo digs his feet into the ground, he grits it out.. Pulling, and pulling! JoJo’s eyes widen when he sees that he's starting to be outmuscled, and he keeps pulling! But he’s exhausted, he’s tired.. And Pablo nods, pulling closer.. And closer. And…
Closer!
PABLO PULLS BACK!
..WHIP! JOJO PULLS THE ROPES FORWARD WITH ALL HIS MIGHT!
AND HE SWINGS HIS ELBOW INTO PABLO’S JAW! THE BIG IRON CONNECTS! AND PABLO TUMBLES!
HE FALLS DOWN THE HILL! Pablo holds his neck, wincing out in pain as he drops off the top of the mountain! He clutches his neck, wheezing as he makes contact with everything awaiting him at the bottom. The referee exhales out in shock, as JoJo gasps for air, staring down at Pablo with a demented grin. He slowly walks down the mountain, ushering the referee to “bring his ass down”. The impact of the elbow, then falling has completely taken Pablo out of commission. He lies there, not moving. JoJo stares down at Pablo and winds back a MASSIVE stomp to the jaw. Pablo coughs out blood, as now JoJo makes the cover.
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!!
JoJo gets off of Pablo, and stares daggers at the referee.. Now it’s time for the ten count.
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
FOUR!
FIVE!
Pablo starts to stir…
SIX!
He rolls over, coughing blood.
SEVEN!
Pablo pushes up off the ground, rising to his feet! JoJo stares at him, shaking his head. “Shoulda’ stayed down when Ah gave you the chance.” He growls, approaching Pablo.. And Pablo stuns him with a headbutt! JoJo staggers, holding at the cut on his forehead. Pablo sees an opening, and leaps up the elevated part of the mountain! He swings back to JoJo, FURRY NINJA STRIKE! The back of Pablo’s heel makes contact with the back of JoJo’s head, and JoJo falls to his knees, and slowly crumbles to the ground. Pablo crawls over, rolling JoJo over for the cover!
ONE!
TWO—JOJO KICKS OUT!
Pablo FINALLY gets a two count, but is it enough..? JoJo stirs, groaning in pain. Pablo forces himself up, as does JoJo. Pablo stares at what got him down here in the first place. He picks up that rope, staring at the cowbell. Blood continues to drip down everywhere on JoJo’s head, and he tries his best to wipe it out of his eyes, as well as the dirt.. But he doesn’t realize it’s opened him up..
WHACK! PABLO DRIVES THE COWBELL RIGHT INTO THE SKULL OF JOJO! HE GOES DOWN! Pablo falls on him for the cover!
ONE!
TWO!
TH—JOJO KICKS OUT, BARELY!
Pablo holds his hands over his head.. But he’s GETTING CLOSER!
Watson: WHAT THE HELL WILL IT TAKE TO KEEP JOJO RUSH DOWN?! Pablo has thrown practically everything he can at the head of the Blackhat but he still cannot get a three count!
Sydney: JoJo Rush may be the toughest SOB we've seen in EWC in a long time, if not ever. This man may say he despises the X-Division, but he was BORN for this kind of punishment.
Pablo grabs JoJo in a front facelock, muscling him up. JoJo holds onto Pablo, ramming him straight down. JoJo grabs onto Pablo, tossing him forward– but Pablo rolls through, charging off into the dark shadows! JoJo blinks a couple of times, confused why Pablo just ran away..
But his expression completely changes when he sees Pablo on his horse, ride back into the light–and PABLO DIVES OFF THE HORSE INTO A CROSSBODY! JoJo is floored, and Pablo starts raining down mounted punches! JoJo rolls to his feet to avoid the punches, and then ducks a Pablo punch, scooping him up.. But Pablo brings him right back down as he traps the arm, then takes the leg for THE TIJUANA CRABCAKE!
The arm-trap half crab is in tight, as JoJo yells out in pain! He’s spent most of this match anticipating Pablo’s aerial attacks, and using his power – that he didn’t even think about Pablo bringing him into a submission of his own! JoJo yells out, struggling! Pablo pulls back on that knee, but JoJo starts to roll himself over, and Pablo struggles to hold the arm further.. And JoJo finally kicks him off! JoJo rolls over, rubbing his knee.. And as Pablo is out the way, he turns to his horse! JoJo stares the horse down – then the horse rears backwards and KICKS JoJo down!
The sheer force of that kick sends JoJo flying backwards! Pablo looks over, chuckling at the sudden pain JoJo just faced! He slowly rises, wobbling over to JoJo, but JoJo somehow finds a way to get back up and grab Pablo, tackling him into the horse! The horse flails, and Pablo goes down. The horse turns to JoJo, agitated – but JoJo somehow stops the horse from getting any further.
“Ah know you better than you know yourself.” He says to the horse. The horse snorts in response. “Ah don’t wanna hurt you.” JoJo follows up. The horse squeals this time. “Leave, then.” JoJo responds to the horse. The horse nods..? To JoJo, and turns, galloping away. Pablo looks up to JoJo, then the horse, wondering how the fuck they just had a full conversation.
JoJo coughs up, turning and climbing back up to the top of the mountain. Pablo grabs onto JoJo’s boot, and JoJo looks back, groaning. He starts walking up the mountain, DRAGGING Pablo along with him! Pablo wheezes as his body digs into the dirt and rocks, poking at him. As he keeps going, they finally reach the top of the tower.. But you’ve gotta take pain to create pain, and Pablo SMASHES the cowbell into the back of JoJo! JoJo staggers, falling to all fours. He looks over, crawling to the grave dug open by New Money.
He stares at the shovel placed in there, but now it’s Pablo’s turn for revenge! He grabs the rope and wraps it around JoJo’s neck! JoJo’s screams are guttural, as he violently huffs and puffs, trying to get free. He reaches out, and starts to grab the ropes with a tight grip.. And he flips Pablo over into the grave! Pablo hits back first on the steel shovel, and his eyes bulge out, in complete shock. JoJo rolls over, gasping for air. While he recovers, there’s no sight of Pablo.. JoJo smirks at that, until he remembers that to get the ten count.. You have to pin your opponent for three. JoJo forces himself up, cursing himself out for the time being wasted here. He walks over to reach in the grave—
AND PABLO SWINGS THE SHOVEL INTO JOJO’S HEAD!
JOJO CATCHES IT THOUGH! HE HOLDS IT UP, AND PABLO IS HANGING IN THE AIR!
PABLO HOLDS ONTO THE SHOVEL HANDLE FOR DEAR LIFE, HIS FEET HOVERING ABOVE THE GROUND!
..AND JOJO FLINGS THE SHOVEL UP!
BUT PABLO USES THE MOMENTUM TO FLY OUT THE AIR..
AND HIT A MODIFIED FIVE STAR EXPRESS!
JOJO FLIES DOWN THE HILL!
JoJo lies there, holding his nose and jaw. He gasps for air, unable to properly breathe or think. Pablo looks around and nods his head..
SHOOTING STAR PRESS FROM THE VERY TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN ONTO JOJO!
HE CONNECTS! THE IMPACT KNOCKS PABLO OUT AS WELL, BUT HE’S LAID ON TOP OF JOJO!
THE REF RUSHES DOWN TO MAKE THE COUNT!
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
PABLO GETS HIS FIRST PINFALL OF THE MATCH!
Watson: HOLY SHIT! That might be the damnedest thing I have ever seen folks! A shooting star press from the TOP of Mount Cristo Rey to the BOTTOM!
Sydney: They might both be totally knocked out here. Jesus!
Pablo slowly rolls off JoJo, while he lies there, motionless.. And as the referee begins the ten count, urgency returns to the defending champion.
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
JoJo, despite the pain he’s in, starts FORCING himself up!
FOUR!
He’s getting up– but he rushed it! He topples back to his fours!
FIVE!
JoJo beats at the side of his already damaged and bloody head, now thick with a mixture of sand and sweat, pushing up!
SIX!
And he’s up! JoJo wobbles, but he doesn’t go down this time! Pablo sits up, gasping for air. He hasn’t even gotten up yet! JoJo staggers, limping towards Pablo. Pablo scoots away, groaning. He rolls over, looking for high ground - but JoJo chases after him! The two run back up to the top of the mountain, and JoJo, smelling blood in the water swings the BULL RUSH LARIAT AT THE BACK OF PABLO’S HEAD!
But it plays into Pablo’s plan the whole time, he rolls out of the way! JoJo turns to Pablo, as Pablo leaps onto his shoulders, tossing him with a hurricanrana– but JoJo holds onto Pablo! He powerbombs him RIGHT into the limestone statue! Pablo’s head bounces off the statue, and JoJo holds onto him! He TOSSES him to the side! Pablo hits the ground, out of it! JoJo falls over, covering Pablo.
ONE!
TWO!
T–PABLO KICKS OUT!
JoJo rises, getting in the referee’s face! The referee pleads for JoJo to calm down, because there won’t be a replacement referee if he goes down! JoJo looks into his eyes, questioning if that’s some sort of threat. The ref assures that it isn’t, and JoJo smirks as he backs off. Pablo rolls over, clutching the back of his mask, trying to feel if there’s any blood on the back of his head. Pablo starts to crawl, and JoJo hooks the legs! Pablo continues crawling though, using nothing but upper body strength to muscle himself towards the grave hole.. But JoJo elevates him off the ground– and LOCKS IN THE HOUSE SPECIAL!
THE HOUSE SPECIAL IS IN, AND PABLO SCREAMS OUT IN AGONY! He reaches out for anything, but there’s no ropes to grab - there’s not even a ring to grab! Pablo reaches inside the grave, struggling in pain! JoJo pulls back as tight as he can, and he’s starting to squeeze the hell out of his legs! Pablo can barely move, but he places as much of his hand into the grave as possible–
and then suddenly, JoJo starts SWINGING him around in the submission! Pablo grips tightly onto something, and then JoJo lets out a guttural yell of pain! He releases Pablo, holding at his face! He pulls on something on his face.. And Pablo looks up, letting out a dry chuckle.. Because Pablo PULLED A SCORPION OUT THE GRAVE AND THREW IT IN JOJO’S FACE!
JoJo is struggling with the scorpion, which draws more blood. He finally has enough, and takes the scorpion, RIPPING IT IN HALF WITH HIS BARE HANDS! Blood splatters all over him, and he chokes Pablo with his bloodied hands! Pablo throws punch after punch, but JoJo refuses to let go of the hold! JoJo starts SLAMMING the back of Pablo’s head into the ground! JoJo tries to lift Pablo up, but Pablo plants his feet onto his body and monkey flips him over! JoJo groans, and both work their way up. JoJo punches Pablo, and Pablo punches him back! JoJo punches him! And again! And he winds back - Pablo blocks it! Pablo kicks JoJo’s arm away! Pablo swings in for a tilt-a-whirl headscissors, but JoJo holds onto him! He lifts him into a powerslam and rams him BACK FIRST into the limestone statue! Pablo shrieks out in pain!
JoJo holds onto Pablo, and pops him into the air for the G90!!! As both men crash to the ground, the dirt has started turning to mud from the rain crashing down, and it’s a mess! Blood, mud, sweat, and a bit of tears are all over the place..
JoJo muscles Pablo over for an exhausted cover..
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
The referee makes that three count, and Pablo is barely moving.. JoJo rolls over, wheezing out in pain as the ten count begins..
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
FOUR!
FIVE!
SIX!
Pablo starts to show slight signs of life..
SEVEN!
He plants his elbows on the ground, and pushes a knee up..
EIGHT!
He slowly starts rising, fully..
NINE!
Almost there!
TE–
PABLO RISES!
AND HE FALLS RIGHT BACK DOWN! THE COUNT HAS BEEN BROKEN, THOUGH!
..As both men struggle to get it together, the focus is on the wide grave hole in the mountain.. JoJo eyes it, liking his lips, because he desperately wants to bury Pablo in there..
Watson: The vulture might be circling here, both of these man can barely stand. The end might be near folks, but what is is going to take to get that ten count?!
Sydney: Death. It might be the only thing that actually ends this match.
JoJo struggles, trying to get up. He stares at Pablo, rolling over. Pablo is barely moving, in tons of pain. But suddenly, he digs into his gear and pulls out a packet of skittles! He rips it open and pops them into his mouth! JoJo swallows the skittles, and KIPS UP! HE’S HAVING A SUGAR RUSH! JoJo’s eyes widen – because he realizes what’s about to come! It appears that JoJo’s digging into his pocket, but Pablo howls, and charges into the KALABAW HUNTING HORN!
JOJO GOES DOWN! PABLO DROPS HIM WITH DARNA DARE’S FINISHER!
For a few seconds, it appears that JoJo is knocked out cold.. But suddenly, his fists clinch. His heartbeat picks up, and he’s clearly panting heavily.. JoJo rises to his feet, PISSED. He digs into his dirty pocket and pulls out a bottle of percocets! JoJo opens it up, gargles up his own blood, and pops them all into his mouth - swallowing all of the pecs! JoJo beats his chest like a pissed gorilla, but Pablo is still on the sugar rush! And they start trading heavy punches!
Pablo with a punch! JoJo with a punch! JoJo UPPERCUTS Pablo down! But Pablo kips up and enzuigiris JoJo down! JoJo rises and swings a headbutt to the jaw! Pablo swings into a discus elbow! JoJo wobbles, and push kicks Pablo back!
But Pablo back rolls off the impact and LEAPS into a flying knee! JoJo wobbles! HE SWINGS BEHIND, TAKING PABLO’S WAIST! GERMAN SUPLEX! ANOTHER GERMAN SUPLEX! AND HE SWINGS FOR THE THIRD GERMAN SUPLEX!
SUPLEX CITY CONNECTS–
PABLO RISES BACK UP TO HIS FEET, YELLING!
HE LEAPS UP! AND PULLS JOJO DOWN WITH THE TASTE THE RAINBOW!
BOTH MEN ARE DOWN!
But Pablo rolls over, reeling first! He covers JoJo!
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Pablo falls back, exhausted! Both are down, but Pablo crawls to the statue, using it to pull himself up.
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
FOUR!
FIVE!
SIX!
SEVEN!
JoJo starts to sit up!
EIGHT!
JoJo rolls over, holding his head.
NINE!
He pushes up! And ALMOST– falls!
TE–
JOJO IS UP! HE’S ON HIS FEET! Pablo groans, storming into JoJo!
AND JOJO HITS THE BULL-RUSH LARIAT! HE HITS PABLO SO HARD THAT HE SKIDS ALL THE WAY TO THE EDGE OF THE MOUNTAINTOP!
JoJo hit Pablo, SO DAMN HARD that he took him out of reach to be pinned!
Watson: That could be a very costly move by JoJo there! He needs to close that gap and go for a pin ASAP!
Sydney: Desperation can make you do crazy things, JoJo needed to survive there. I would call that smart cricket!
JoJo stares at the presumably unconscious Pablo. A pinfall is no longer in his sights. After taunting him with Darna’s move, JoJo clenches his fists again..
..He just wants to hurt him. And so JoJo rises to his feet, gasping for air. JoJo stares down, slowly picking up the shovel. He stares dreamily at its blade, and carries it along to the fallen Pablo. JoJo takes a second to recuperate, staring around at the unrelenting rain. JoJo sees Pablo start to stir.. He smirks, dropping the shovel. JoJo immediately mounts Pablo, pushing all his weight down. He starts punching him repeatedly, as Pablo weakly looks up to JoJo. JoJo grabs onto Pablo’s mask, and starts TEARING into it! Pablo yells out, slapping at JoJo’s wrists, but he can’t get free!
JoJo rips into the mask, and part of the blood on Pablo’s face can be seen, although not his full face.. JoJo smirks, and he reaches down to the shovel.. But that seems to wake Pablo up, as he takes the shovel and lifts it up – and since JoJo is standing in between the shovel.. IT FLINGS UPWARD RIGHT INTO HIS GROIN! JoJo’s eyes roll in the back of his head, as he staggers back, holding his balls in pain. Pablo looks at JoJo and smirks.. AND HE SMASHES THE SHOVEL INTO THE JAW OF JOJO! JoJo falls on his ass!
Pablo raises it up again, but JoJo scoots backwards – for once, he’s in desperate need of finding something to avoid losing his title! Pablo follows JoJo, but JoJo rolls into the grave to avoid being hit again! Pablo swings downwards, but JoJo catches the blade and YANKS it out of Pablo’s hands! JoJo takes the shovel, driving the top of the handle into Pablo’s throat! Pablo falls to the ground, and JoJo climbs up out of the rubble.. He stares down at Pablo, winding back for the BULL-RUSH LARIAT.. Pablo makes his way up–
AND HERE IT COMES..
CRACKLE!
Blink and you miss it – Pablo falls back in shock. Light flashes in his face, and there’s a slight sizzling sound against the ground.. The referee stands in shock, as finally.. JoJo Rush, once standing triumphant, ready to end this match.. Is DOWN in the grave hole..
STRUCK. BY LIGHTNING.
Pablo shivers – not even he can believe what he just saw. But for some strange reason, he doesn’t trust it. Perhaps it’s the blood in his eyes, but he can sense JoJo still showing signs of life.. Showing the ability to get up at the count of ten.. Pablo crawls over, disappearing behind the statue. The referee checks on JoJo, who barely shows any signs of life.. The referee speaks into his earpiece, calling for medical attention the very moment this match ends..
But then he looks up, cowering away and IMMEDIATELY getting out of the hole.. Because we finally see where Pablo is..
STANDING ATOP THE JESUS STATUE! He looks down, staring at JoJo, nodding his head – as he prepares to do one of the craziest things he has EVER done in his life!
Watson: NO! NO! GOD NO PABLO!
Sydney: YASSSSSSS BITCH!!!!!
RAINBOWLUTIONS PER MINUTE…
R! P! M! OFF THE TOP OF THE STATUE! AND HE CRASHES RIGHT ON JOJO–
JoJo’s ENTIRE body volts forward, and Pablo just BARELY misses him! His entire body CRASHES into the grave hole! Pablo is unconscious, showing almost NO signs of life after that nasty fall.. And JoJo just lies his head on his chest for the cover!
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
JoJo pushes his hands on the ground, as the rain continues to drop on both men. He shivers, looking around. Everything feels cold, and in that grave hole, he feels dark and closed in. Even though the ten count is for Pablo, the champion begins to scramble to get up to his feet.
As he looks around, JoJo is sweaty just like Pablo, but also gasping for air… ..Did he just die?
Nonetheless, the count begins!
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
FOUR!
FIVE!
JoJo, using the walls of the grave hole, pulls himself up fully. He begins climbing out..
SIX!
Once he gets up, JoJo gets his hands on the shovel and slowly rises to his feet..
SEVEN!
And he begins BURYING Pablo with the shovel!
EIGHT!
Pablo isn’t even moving, as dirt continues to pile down on him!
NINE!
Pablo starts coughing, spitting up blood, saliva and dirt as he tries to get up out of his current prediciment. JoJo is quick to use the shovel to smack him in the gut for good measure.
TEN!
DING DING DING
”Gigaslayer” faintly plays in the background, as JoJo continues piling more and more dirt on Pablo until The Technicolor Tecnico is nowhere to be found. JoJo drops his shovel, satisfied with his work. The referee marches up to JoJo, handing him the EWC X-Division Championship. But as JoJo stares down at the grave, his eyes feel empty.
The effects of the match and the narcotics have taken a toll on him, but over the PA system back at the Sun Bowl... ladies and gentlemen..
Starr: And still, EWC X-Division Champion… JoJo Rush!
JoJo drops to his knees from the pain, and EMTs rush to the scene to tend to the champion.. And as for what happened to the challenger?
..It appears that we won’t find out today.
Watson: I am absolutely speechless. That may have been one of the damnedest matches that I have ever seen! El Pablo and JoJo Rush fought tooth and nail, and I can’t describe what got us there– but JoJo’s body saved him from the end of his reign!
Sydney: That’s the grit of the Blackhat! It was almost like muscle memory to avoid that RPM, but that’s not to take away from Pablo! He pulled out everything to defeat JoJo, including a shooting star press from the top of the damned mountain and that RPM from the top of the statue and it STILL wasn’t enough! Damn it, what a match! El Pablo is the craziest son of a bitch I have ever seen wrestle!
Watson: And JoJo Rush may well be the toughest human being on the planet after surviving this! Folks we are completely out of time here, We are back in action on November 8th for our season finale from Brooklyn, New York. You will NOT want to miss that one folks! We will update you on the condition of El Pablo as we get them on EWC4LIFE.com, but for now I am Tim Watson for Cid Sydney and everyone here at Paramount, have a good night!
The camera fades on the image of the freshly dug grave, everyone wondering what has happened to El Pablo...
