Post by FN'R on Jan 18, 2024 12:01:18 GMT -6
WARNING: This live event contains strong coarse language (L), and intense violence (V) which may be unsuitable for younger viewers. None of the matches you are about to watch have been predetermined. Only some of the thematic story-lines have been discussed beforehand. Accordingly, EWC and it's producers must insist that no one attempt to recreate or re-enact any match or activity performed in this live event.
T H E E X T R E M E W R E S T L I N G C O R P O R A T I O N C O - P R E S E N T
T HE H O U S E P R E S E N T
A N O F F S E A S O N P A Y - P E R - V I E W E V E N T
T HE H O U S E P R E S E N T
A N O F F S E A S O N P A Y - P E R - V I E W E V E N T
THE HOUSE PARTY
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LIVE! from THE SAFEHOUSE in NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK
THE HOUSE PARTY
Commentators: Marcus Woo & Valentina Gomez
Backstage Reporter: Ace Heart & Pepper Montana
Backstage Reporter: Ace Heart & Pepper Montana
Announcer: Nina Dobrev
Senior Referee: Toyo Yasahiro
Referees: John Dean & Niklaus Forbes
Senior Referee: Toyo Yasahiro
Referees: John Dean & Niklaus Forbes
We cut in from black looking at the capacity crowd in The SAFEHOUSE, even though the spacing is limited, they are making as much noise as a sold out MSG. Most of the fans in attendance are wearing The House merchandise, and it seems highly likely this will be a pro-House crowd. A "HOUSE HOUSE HOUSE HOUSE" chant breaks out followed by "EWC EWC EWC". The crowd begin to stomp their feet and the entire building shakes at its foundation. That's a hot crowd folks.
The House-Tron fires to life and shows every current member of The House:
ALASTOR GRAY
JACK SEVERN
JOJO RUSH
CALLIE CLARK
COSMO GOLDWORTHY
CHRIS PAGE
EDDIE DOZIER
HEAT PACKERS
NEXT LEVEL
CALLUM MACBETH
TORI TAYLOR
BRUCE BOOTH
TYLER BRADFORD
JAMIE LOVE
ALASTOR GRAY
JACK SEVERN
JOJO RUSH
CALLIE CLARK
COSMO GOLDWORTHY
CHRIS PAGE
EDDIE DOZIER
HEAT PACKERS
NEXT LEVEL
CALLUM MACBETH
TORI TAYLOR
BRUCE BOOTH
TYLER BRADFORD
JAMIE LOVE
A round of pyro hit and the crowd go wild. We cut over to the commentary booth.
Woo: Hello folks, and welcome to House Party. An experimental PPV of sorts. The House defeated Team EWC at ONE, and now they get this produce show.
Gomez: With a pretty banger card, this show looks to be one for the ages. You're joining us now on a special pre-show presentation.
Woo: Later in the show Callum Macbeth makes his EWC Debut, but for now you've got us to hype the event.
Gomez: In the opening match, Grizzly Duggan and JoJo Rush collide again after their monstrous bash at ONE. These two face off in a match that will not end until one man says to the other "I respect you"... and honestly these men might die before they agree to those terms.
Woo: Will be an insane death match and the best pissing match of the year no doubt. After that, Jamie Love and Luke Saito clash in a Rampage VS Rampage match, that was specifically requested by Luke Saito.
Gomez: After that, we've got a match that could main event any PPV you can name. It's BlastCase holder Morgan Darkwater taking on The Catalyst of the House, Jack Severn. Incoming five star banger.
Woo: After that, we cool things down with a more silly match. It's Chris Page taking on Eddie Dozier in a five minute iron man match with Tyler Bradford serving as special guest ref.
Gomez: In before the match goes down to sudden death with five falls each! After that we are staying silly with a giant Clusterfuck match, and the winner gets to star in a movie!
Woo: Wonder what the movie will be! After that, we are back to serious as The House Hunters return to action after months away. Joining them is a mysterious new member. They take on The Heat Packers and Next Level.
Gomez: After that, The new-found Queen of EWC Callie Clark takes on a Paramount Pariah in Marcu Double Dollar Sign T Period John in a champs vs champs bout.
Woo: Really living the gimmick there Gomez. And then our main event. Shinijoshi's newest member El Pablo clashes with The House's money man Cosmo Goldworthy. That's going to be a main event we remember for years to come!
Gomez: And now we head to The Opening bout. Callum Macbeth's debut!
Gomez: In before the match goes down to sudden death with five falls each! After that we are staying silly with a giant Clusterfuck match, and the winner gets to star in a movie!
Woo: Wonder what the movie will be! After that, we are back to serious as The House Hunters return to action after months away. Joining them is a mysterious new member. They take on The Heat Packers and Next Level.
Gomez: After that, The new-found Queen of EWC Callie Clark takes on a Paramount Pariah in Marcu Double Dollar Sign T Period John in a champs vs champs bout.
Woo: Really living the gimmick there Gomez. And then our main event. Shinijoshi's newest member El Pablo clashes with The House's money man Cosmo Goldworthy. That's going to be a main event we remember for years to come!
Gomez: And now we head to The Opening bout. Callum Macbeth's debut!
As if on cue, the feed then switches to the ring.
Woo: This young man Callum has a bright future ahead, but first he has to topple DOUG IN A BARREL!
Gomez: If he falls here, he might never make it back to the EWC. And what a rotten start to the year that would be for The House!
We are ready for it to begin as DOUG IN A BARREL begins making his entrance- ONLY FOR IT TO BE INTERRUPTED BY CALLUM MACBETH ATTACKING HIM FROM BEHIND! Callum hits DOUG IN A BARREL with a vicious Glasgow Kiss headbutt and then rolls him down the ramp, and then tosses him into the steel steps! Callum viciously stops onto DOUG IN A BARREL’s barrel, and pieces of it begin to break off! Callum tosses DOUG IN A BARREL, who is now showing a little too much of himself to the audience, into the ring.
The bell sounds and Callum immediately charges forward with a rolling elbow into DOUG IN A BARREL. As DOUG IN A BARREL doubles over, Callum hits him with a swinging neckbreaker! Callum waits for DOUG IN A BARREL to get up… and hits him with a shotgun dropkick! Callum begins elbowing DOUG IN A BARREL in the corner with vicious elbows, busting him open! John Dean pulls Callum off, and Callum shoves the ref away, yelling various curses. John reminds Callum that he can disqualify him, and Callum just tells him to shut the fuck up. Callum then waits for the bloody and disoriented DOUG IN A BARREL to get up again… and this time he charges forward with Something Wicked! The big spear connects, but Callum doesn’t make the pin. Instead, Callum completely shatters the barrel, and the audience is exposed to the naked ass of now just DOUG. Callum lifts the naked DOUG up into a Hooligan Style Piledriver! The Scottish Savage makes the cover and picks up an easy win! He proceeds to take out his PRIME contract and sign it in DOUG IN A BARREL’s blood!
Woo: It’s official! Callum MacBeth is coming to PRIME!
Gomez: I wish I could unsee DOUG IN A BARREL’s wrinkly ballsack.
Woo: I wish I could’ve seen more of it, to be honest. Just like I can’t wait to see more of what House Party has in store! There’s an excellent card coming your way very soon! JoJo Rush takes on Grizzly Duggan! Callie Clark collides with Marcu$ $t. John! And in the main event, Cosmo Goldworthy faces off with El Pablo! You DO NOT want to miss this!
Gomez: You fucking freak.