SNR/FN'R - July 14th - Rosemont, Illinois #271

[FN'R GM]

Sorry guys....no music this show, got deleted when Crux did his thing and I have been too lazy this month to redo um. =P

Rush

The EWC video package plays followed by the Rush video package set to the tune of "The Broken" by Fireball Ministry. When the package is over, the camera cuts to the inside of the stadium where the fans are going crazy and headbanging to the music. The song continues to echo around the arena as camera pan around the frontrow fans who are jamming to the music and beating on the metal guardrails. We then pan to the SNR announce table as the music dies down. Rowdy Roddy Piper is contiusly pushing Deric Blaze playfully and laughing.

Blaze: Hello....this is Deric Blaze...alongside....my partner Rowdy...ouch...Roddy Piper...and why are you hitting me!?

Piper: I feel like it, plus your a wuss.

Blaze:I am not a wuss, well not as much as Travis Malloy.....atleast.

Piper:Okay ya got me there...lets go to Travis Cook in the ring for our first match.

The camera pans to the ring where Travis Cook is ready to announce the first match.

Cook: THis match is a local promotion showcase match from the Ultimate Illinois Wrestling. Coming down first to the ring...from Des Moines, Iowa, weighing in at 155lbs, Chris Karrington.

A hot girl walks out of the curtain as generic rock music plays followed by a skinny kid with blonde hair and light up glasses. He is extremely cocky as him and his girl yell at the fans who yell back. He cockingly gets into the ring and readys for his opponent.

Cook:His opponent, from Hollywood, California. Weighing in at 400lbs, he is Triple X Joe Lacy...The Worlds Biggest Porn Star.

A fat man in a pink boa and pimp glasses comes from the curtain as the fans laugh and applaud approvingly. Karrington is in the ring making confused looks at the fat man gets into the ring as Karrington immediatly attacks getting boo's from the fans.

Match Results
The match was a comedy match as XxX taunted Karrington with dancing and porn moves freaking him out. The match was won however by Karrington hit the low blow while his girlfriend distracted the ref.

Cook:Here is your winner.....Chris Karrington!

The crowd boo's loudly as the show cuts to commercial.

*Commercial*

The show returns to The Vandal and Hector Fernandez, Jr locking up in the ring.

Blaze: Welcome back to Saturday Night Rush and this match kicking off during the commercial break. The match actually started as a Bottomline challenge but it looks like Dookie has sighned it.

Match Results
The match was a sleeper match that ended up being great as the two showed what they could do. The match stayed in the ring but featured alot of highspots. The match was however won after Hector hit the Montezuma's Revenge off the top rope and went for the pin...1...2...3

Cook:Here is your winner....Hector Fernandez, Jr.

Hector celebrates in the ring as the crowd cheers as the scene fades to black.

*Commercial*

The commercial ends with a promo for Night of Champions and reutns to the ring where Jay Reynolds and Punisher are standing for there match.

Piper: The rookie Reynolds is gonna have a hard time here taking on Punisher the biggest freak I have ever seen in my life.

Blaze: No doubt Reynolds is facing an uphill battle here.

Match Results
The match was hard hitting as Punisher was able to get the early advantage but Reynolds did not go out without fight as he fought back. The first table was brought in by Punisher with a second one being thrown in by Reynolds later as the two contiued to brawl. Punisher was able to set Reynolds onto a table and was preparing to slam him but Reynolds rolled off quickly and ran towards the rope and with a huge jump, hit the The J Connection onto a table set up behind Punisher, breaking it.

Cook:Here is your winner....Jay Renolds!

The crowd cheers as Renolds celebrates in the ring.

Blaze:What an impressive victory for the newcomer, man I love Rush, be sure to tune in next week.

The show fades to black.

*I will write Rampage after Saturday Nights Main Events =P*

[FN'R GM]

*soory it took so long*

The EWC video package plays followed by the Firday Night Rampage video package set to the tune of "I Stand Alone" by Godsmack as the camera suddenly jumps to inside the arean as massive pyro shoots from the ring tunrbuckles and stage as the fans are cheering and going crazy. Two large blue flames engulf the stage and die down as blue laser beams and a spotlight scans through the crowd who are going crazy and dancing to the music still echoeing around the arena.

Malloy:Hello and welcome to this weeks Friday Night Rampage, I am Travis Malloy alongside my broadcast partners, Deric Blaze and the one and only Scott Caan, and boy have some events unfolded at Scars and Stripes and the Supweshow.

The camera jumps to the announce booth.

Caan: Now doubt about that...Dookie Long joining The Haydenist and now it seems he is trying to get rid of anything challenging his power, I mean we knew Jackal would not be able to wretle for awhile, but Dookie took it a step farther and fired Jackal!

Blaze: Its just despicable.

Caan: Well Hayden's a cool guy, I am thinking about joining Haydenism.

Malloy: You know that means no sex right?

Caan: Well screw that then. Oh where getting word from backstage, it seems X-Divison Champion Jesse Nunez is arriving at the arena.

We cut to backstage as Jesse Nunez is walking in the parking lot with Kelly around his arm as the crowd goes crazy. He stops for a second and looks up at something as Kelly grabs tighter to his arm, the camera pans out to revela Big Evil who gets a nice pop from the crowd.

Big Evil: I don't mean you know harm, but I came to tell you that Dookie is looking for you, it hink he has something planned. At the supershow, me and you both got screwed, you your dignity and me my partner and with these dam Haydenist about, we gotta stick together.

Nunez seems to consider what he says and taps his shoulder.

Nunez: Thanks I appreciate it. I have to go get ready, I got a triple threat match tonight.

Big Evil: I got the day off so I was just heading to leave.

The two shake hands as the crowd cheers and walk off in there own directions. The camera follows Nunez and Kelly as they walk to the door of the arena. They share a kiss but befoe they can enter, Gabriel Martin comes out from the door wagging a finger at them.

Gabriel: Hello Nunez..Kelley...sorry but I can't let you in, see the new Rampage policy is that all wrestlers must comform to Haydenist standards so...sorry but your B*tch is going to have to wait out here.

Nunez:What did you say you freak..

Gabriel:I said...you...

He is cut off as Nunez punches Gabriel hard in the nose and gets on top of him while he is down and begins beating away as the fans cheer. Out of nowhere, Namok runs up with a trashcan and hits Nunez off. The two begin beating on Nunez as Kelly screams. Big Evil comes running up and tackles the two off. The four continue to scuffle as security runs out to stop them. Security is eventually able to hold them off as Dookie with Cameron Hayden and Micheal Saint behind him walks out to see everyone. The crowd boo's loudly.

Dookie: My my, all his over a policy change. Haydenism is for the better gents, if you can't handle no drinking, no cigerettes, no meat, no drugs and no premarital sex, then maybe I should fire you now. Big Evil, you of all people should have learned by now not to mess with The Haydenist especially after what I did to your boyfriend.

The crowd boo's loudly.

Dookie: I feel you both should be punished. Nunez you have a match tonight but I think, next week it will be a Scars and Stripes rematch between you and Namok with your title....on the line. As for you Big Evil, I will make sure you don't interfere with things that don't belong to you. It will be you....vs the Champ himself Cameron Hayden in a steel chain match tonight.

The crowd cheers as both Big Evil and Hayden looked scared but Dookie winks at Hayden as he gain his compusure back.

Dookie:Lets go, Namok, Martin, you guys got a match...and where the hell is Angel?

The Haydenist leave as security lets go of Big Evil and Nunez. Nunez looks over at Big Evil.

Nunez:Why did you help me.

Like I said, we are going to have to stand up together against these Haydenist....besides....no one tells Big Evil he can't drink.

The crowd laughs as we cut to inside the Arena where Travis Cook is ready to announce the firs tmatch to big cheers.

Cook:Rampage fans....are you ready to get your first match started!?

The fans cheer madly and beat on the metal guardrails.

Cook:Your first match is a tag team match, coming down first to the ring, at a combined weight of 514lbs, the team of Snoop Jackson and Violator!

Snoops music, "Last Living Souls" by Gorillaz hits the P.A as Snoop Jackson and Violator come out from behind the curtain to loud applause. They then walk down to the ring slowly looking over the crowd. They both slide in as Violator stretches on the ropes and SNoop Jackson hands his cross necklace to the referee.

Cook:There opponents, at a combined weight of 415lbs, ther are members of The Haydenist, Namok and the United States Champion....Gabriel Martin!

The fans boo loudly as the Haydenism theme song "Anthem for the Year 2000" hits the P.A. Th two come out to massive boo's but merely smirk at the crowd and walk down cockingly. Namok looks into the camera, points at it and makes the belt sigh around his waist saying he is "Coming for Nunez". The two get on the ring apron and step into the ring. They look around cokcingly and stretch on the ropes, they decide Namok will start the match.

Match Results:
The match was fast paced and eletrifieng as Namok and Snoop started it off. The Haydenist where quick to use heel tactics and eventually where able to get Snoop into there corner and beat down on him. SNoop was eventually able sneak away and tag in Violator much to the delight of the fans. The match lasted for a long time as it seemed no winner would come out of it, but out of nowhere, Snoop who was tagged in hit the "Gift from God" on Namok and pined him..1...2...but Angel ran down the ramp and dragged out the referee. She smiled satisfied at the two who stared at her with hate. They turned around as Gabriel Martin spit fire in there face as the crowd boos. A new ref comes running down and slides in as Namok pins SNoop for the 1...2..3.

Cook:Here is your winners....Namok and Gabriel Martin!

The crowd boo's loudly, chanintg "Bullshit!". Angel walks into the ring and holds up there hands as the show cuts to commercial.

*Comercial.*

[FN'R GM]

The show opens back up to Nightmare and Streetwalker in the ring preparing for there match.

Cook:The last opponent for this match, from Phoenix, Arizona, weighing in at 240lbs, he is your X-Division Champion...Jesse Nunez!

"Basic Thugonomics" hits the P.A as the fans jump to there feet in excitment. Nunez comes out of the curtain excitdely as the fans scream loudly. He smiles out over them. kelly comesout too looking victorios as the fans cheer. He walks down to the ring and slides in, ready for his match as the bell rings.

Match Result:
The match was hard hitting as each man came with something to prove. Once again Nunez surpised be able to use sporty and quick moves even with his big body showing off what made him X-Division Champion. Nightmare was able to gain an advantage mid match, dominating the other two but Streetwalker was able to eventually stop the assaults. The fans started calling for weapons and as it was a hardcore match, the FN'R wrestlers obliged as soon the ring was filled with weapons. In the end a chair shot and FU to Streewalker by Nunez was able to secure the win for the X-Division Champion.

Cook:Here is your winner....Jesse Nunez!

Nunez celebrates in the ring with Kelly but is attacked by The Haydenist who also clear out Nightmare and Streetwalker.

Blaze:There a group of thugs, look at this its disgusting.

The scene cuts to backstage where The Anarchist is watching the show on a television set with a mad look. The fans cheer widly for the former co-gm.

Anarchist:That dam fat bastard and those Haydenist...

He slams his fist on the television and leaves the room. We return to thr ring as Nunez has left the ring after his assault. The Haydenist are in the ring clapping for Angel who is in the corner looking determined. The Haydenist leave as they walk up the ramp continueing to applaud for Angel. Anarchist runs out from under the ring and begins attacking Angel as the fans cheer and the bell rings.[/b]

Match Description
The match was a quick technical one as both competitors gave it there all. Angel had a fair number of cheers as she was still well liked by the fans and chants rang abound as the two fought. The match seemed over as ANgel set up for her finisher but Anarchist reversed it into the Anarchy Death Drop and went for the pin...1...2..3

Cook:Here is your winner....Anarchist!

The fans cheer widly but Anarchist does not stay to celebrate as he escapes through the fans looking at the camera going "I won't let those Haydenist bastards mug me." The shows goes to commercial.

*COMMERCIAL*

[FN'R GM]

The show opens to Travis Cook in the ring.

Cook:It is now time for your main event...ARE YOU READY!

The crowd cheers madly.

Cook: This is your main event of the night and is a Steel Chain Match, coming down to the ring first...from Tralee, Ireland...weighing ina t a mighty 302lbs....he is Big Evil!

"Goldberg Theme" hits the p.a as Big Evil come sout to a huge amount of pyro, smacking his face and ready for his match. The fans cheer madly for him as he takes time to slap there hands which he did not do when he wa sin the Raptured. He gets into the ring and stretches on the ropes as the ref attackeds a black collar to his arm for the chain.

Cook: And his opponent, weighing in at 209lbs, accompanied to the ring by Micheal Saint and Dookie Long...he is your HcW Undispited Unified World Heavyweight Champion....Cameron Hayden!

"Get Born Again" by Alice in Chains hits the P.A as Cameron Hayden comes out of the curtain with a long chain. Its already attached to his black collar as he struts down to the ring cockingly swinging the chain and smacking the guardrail with it scaring fans. Dookie and Micheal Saint are behind him applauding and bowing, yelling at the fans to do the same. He slides into the ring as the ref grabs the other end of the chain and attaches it to Big Evil's arm but Big Evil looks suspicious. The bell rings as the match starts.

Match Description
The match was extremelt hard hitting and had little down time as the chain kept the two close together. Weapons where thrown in my the Haydenist which the referee questioned bu Dookie told him they where legal. Hayden attempted to leave the ring on a few occasions but the strong Big Evil was able to pull him back in often. The match was back in forth with the match looking as if it would end when Cameron Hayden locked Big Evil in a hybrid of the Contreception using a chair. Big Evil was busted open and screaming in pain but was able to reach the ropes. Big Evil was down and in serious pain as Hayden used the time to literally remove the top rope but unattaching it from the turnbuckle. The ring looked literally a wreck as the fight spilled outside. Hayden has so much heat in the match that bottles and trash where thrown at him as he got close, one fan even throwing a beer at him which was met with a slap to the face from Hayden knocking the fan down.

The two eventually got back into the ring, over acting as they went over "the second rope" but prenting it was the top rope. Hayden was able to hit the low blow while the ref was distracted by Dookie and Saint as Hayden went for the pin. Dookie and Micheal Saint began to celebrate...1...2 but Big Evil out of nowhere reversed it into his own pin....1...2...3!

Cook:Here is your winner...Big Evil!

Dookie and Saint both turn around confused as Hayden is in the center of the ring clutching his head in complete shock. Immediatly, Dookie and Saint rush into the ring and unattack Hayden from the chaing and tie it to the ring post so Big Evil can't get away and begin beating on him. Angel, Gabriel and Namok come down as well as beat down on Big Evil. More people start coming into the ring but they fight of The Haydenist who leave the ring. The camera zooms out to reveal Jesse Nunez, Anarchist, Snoop Jackson and Violator. Anarchist calls for a mic.

Anarchist:Cameron, Dookie, you think we are just going to let this Haydenism crap slide? Hell no! As of now...we are revolting againt Haydenism!

The fans cheer madly as Hadyen and the Haydenist look on angrily. Hayden, Angel and Gabriel hold up there belts. Dookie mouths silently at them.

Dookie: We got the gold.

Nunez: There is one piece of gold you guys don't have, and thats my X-Division title and I will be damned if I let Namok take it, I am in this revolution too and I know my soldiers are with me too when I say, Haydenist...SCREW YOU!

The faces in the ring laugh as The Haydenist on the ramp look on unaprovingly. Dookie lifts up the microphone but Hayden grabs it from him.

Hayden:Fine....if it war you want...its war you got!

The Haydenist all smile wickedly as they exit leaving the wrestler sin the ring to soak up the cheers from the fans. They then get some cutters and free Big Evil as they help him up. He is bleeding and out of it, but vicitious as they raise him up above there shoulders. The fans cheers 'Evil! Evil!" as the show goes off the air.