SNR/FN'R - July 28th - Calgary, Canada

[FN'R GM]

Rush

Rush kicked off with the Local Promotion Match. "Payday" Paul Patterson was a stripper ype character who went into the crowd durring his entrance and danced in front of embarrased ladys and yelled at all the men quickly insiting boo's from them. Micheal Stryder was a redneck type guy who came out with a beer in his hand ready for a fight, instantly getting cheers from the men in the audience. The match was a strong style match as crowd was mixed between the men and women on who they wanted to win but in the end, Stryder got the win after a huge Cradle Buster.

Winner: Micheal Stryder

The second match of Rush was Hector Fernendez Jr taking on Sean Ferguson. The match was extremely fast paced but in the end, Sean Ferguson was able to pick up the win.

Winner: Sean Ferguson

The main event of Rush was Nightmare taking on the newcommer Jay Reynolds. Jay Renolds used his speed but Nightmare was able to dominate early with a list of powerful moves. However Jay Renyolds was able to pull of the win after scoring the last out of the 2 pins. The show went off the air to Jay Reynolds celebrating.

Winner: Jay Reynolds

[FN'R GM]

Rampage

Rampage opened up to the traditional EWC video package then to the Rampage Video Package set to the tune of "I Stand Alone" by Godsmack. The show then snapped to the Rampage Entrance as pyro goe's crazy around the stage then 2 large blue flames shoot out engulfing the stage then dieing as spotlights and blue lasers being to dance around the arena. The camera focus's on differant sections of the attendence as the fans go crazy, dancing to the music which is echoing around the arena. We then snap to the announce table where Deric Blaze, Scott Caan, and Travis Malloy are.

Blaze: Hello ladies and gentleman, this is Deric Blaze alongside my partners Travis Malloy and Scott Caan here in front of this sold out crowd in Calgary for another broadcast of the best wrestling out there, Friday Night Rampage. By the way guys, did you have to go through that random drug screening?

Caan: Yeah that was a surprise, had to go through that when I got here.

Malloy: Well many of the FN'R roster is still arriving, lets go backstage.

The scene jumps to backstage in a hallway where Dookie Long is standing behind a table with two docters. He is handing out cups to Snoop Jackson and Violator who have arrived.

Dookie: Here you go, random drug screenings, take on and well, self explanatory..

The two seemed surprised but take them and leave as Jesse Nunez and Kelly walk up.

Nunez: What the hell is all this Dookie?

Dookie: Im not enjoying this anymore then anyone else is Nunez, random drug test, piss in the cup and brgin it back here.

Nunez: Pfft, whatever, I ain't go nothing to hide.

Nunez grabs a cup and walks off as Dookie seems to smile at him. Violator and Snoop return a little bit later and hand there cups to the docters who take them. Nunez comes back later as Dookie snaps out his hand to grab the cup. Nunez looks at him and walks off. The camera zooms closer to Dookie as he throws away the cup in a nearby trash cans and produces another one, handing it to the docters who seem to be purposely looking away. The camera then cuts back to the announce table.

Blaze:Well what the hell was that about?

Caan: Well obviously it was Nunez taking the drug test.

Malloy:You did'nt see Dookie....

Caan:I didn't see anything but a drug test.

Blaze: Its getting hard to talk to you anymore, I can't hear you becuase your head is so far up your ass, but anyway, lets go to Travis Cook in the ring for our first match.

The camera cuts to the ring as Travis Cook slides in as the fans cheer loudly.

Cook: ARE YOU READY TO GET YOUR FIRST....MATCH...STARTED!

The fans say the last 3 words together with Cook then cheer loudly.

Cook:This first match is a Single Match, coming down to the ring first from Compton, California, weighing in at 247lbs, SNoop Jackson!

"PLEASE HAVE MERCY ON ME!!!!

PLEASE HAVE A LITTLE MERCY ON ME!

The verse begins as Snoop confidently emerges from behind the curtain and slowly makes his way toward the ring to the loud cheers and "Snoop" chants of the crowd.

Snoop jumps onto the ring apron and raises his arms, signalling the crowd to get louder. Snoop enters into the ring and the crowd rises to its feet. Snoop walks toward and then climbs the turnbuckle nearest to himself and shouts to the crowd..."What's My Name?". The crowd quickly replies, "SNOOP!".

Snoop then dismounts the turnbuckle, takes the cross from around his neck, and places it squarely in the referee's hand. He then goes to his corner and begins to warm up.

Cook:And his opponent, he is a member of The Haydenist!...

The crowd boo's loudly.

Cook:...from Los Angeles, California, weighing in at 175lbs, he is your United States Champion, Gabriel Martin!

"Happy" by Mudvayne blairs over the PA as Gabriel Martin comes out from the curtains, behind him is Cameron Hayden clapping his hands as the crowd boo's. They make there way to the ring as Cameron stays behind to yell at some of the fans and shove his World Heavyweight Championship in there faces. Gabriel makes his way to the ring and holds his hand up and Snoop Jackson to indicate for him not to do anything as he calls for a microphone and Cameron slides in and grabs it from Gabriel.

Hayden: Sorry to interrupt your wrestling show, but there is someone who i want to ask a very important question too....no its not Snoop Jackson over there nor is it that sinning wetback Jesse Nunez...

The fans boo loudly.

Hayden: Oh shut up, your all a bunch of Frost Backs anyway, thats even worse.

The fans boo louder.

Hayden: Now you see, Dookie Long is part Haydenism, all the belts except for the X-Divison belt but who cares about that piece of tin anyway, belong to us. Ladies and Gents I run this place, this isn;t Friday Night Rampage...its Friday Night Haydenism and I want MY staff to fit into the mold so I have actually come out here to ask...you a question....Travis Cook.

Cook looks nervously at Hayden who approuches him and puts his arm around Cook in a mock way and speaks to him with a sinister undertone.

Hayden:I purposely picked algary becuase...well its your home town if im not mistaken.

The fans cheer loudly.

Cook:Yes..yes that is correct.

Hayden:Well good, becuase its here that you will get on your knees, bow to me, and join Haydenism.

Cook's eyes get big.

Hayden:You either get on your knees now, bow and join Haydenism or you lose your job and you can go home and explain to your wife and your children why you can no longer feed them, house them, and clothe them.

Cook looks around desperatly and gets on his knee's and begs not to do have to do it as the crowd boos.

Hayden:Booing is not going to help you Cook, your already on your knees, just bow and swear allegiance to Haydenism, denounce your gods for your job it really is a simple choice.

Cook looks down defeat and goe's to bow as Snoop Jackson comes up and tackles Hayden and begins pucnhing him as Gabriel pulls him off and the bell rings. Cook rolls out of the ring as Hayden follows suit.

Match Description
The match is even and paced well as the two duked it out in a great match. Snoop was distracted as Hayden continued to pester Travis Cook outside of the ring which allowed Gabriel to get an early advantage. The match wen't back and forward but mid match, Cook was about to bow again as Snoop plancha off the ring into Hayden as Cook ran away from Hayden. Out of nowhere, Angel and Namok and Micheal Saint make there way down to ring and begint o beat up Snoop as the bell rings. Dookie comes down a little later and helps beat on SNoop.

Cook:Your winner by Disquilification....SNoop Jackson!!!

The fans cheer as Dookie looks at Cook angrily. He slides into the ring and stares down Cook for a second then slaps him and grabs the microphone.

Dookie:Excuse Me...

The fans boo loudly.

Dookie: I said EXCUSE ME! You had a simple task to do Cook, just bow to Cameron Hayden, the greatest man on this planet, thats not that hard to do. Not only that but you defie me by making this match a DQ, you know what Cook.....YOUR FIRED!!!

The fans boo loudly as Cook looks defeat and shocked on the ground holding his slapped face. Dookie tells Angel to stay in the ring for her match as The Haydenist make there way backstage minus Angel and Micheal Saint who stays to manage Angel. After the Haydenist leave, Jesse Nunez and Anarchist make there way down to cheers and check on SNoop. They share dark glances at Angel but don't do anything knowing the Haydenist would come out again. They also help Cook as the scene cuts to black and go's to commercial.

[FN'R GM]

The show returns to Travis Cook in the garage leaning up against a car looking heartbroken. Anarchist and Jesse Nunez are with him.

Cook: What the hell am I going to do?....this was my life my passion, what the hell am I going to say to Janet...oh jeez.

Cook slumps down and covers his head in his hands.

Nunez: Its not your fault Cook, your the best dam announcer in the buisness, its just that dam fat ass pig Dookie.

Anarchist:HEY!

Nunez:What?

Anarchist: Don't talk about my pig like that man...

Anarchist pulls out Dookie Long Jr the pig as the fans laugh and cheer.

Nunez:I met Dookie Long the GM.

Anarchist: Oh yeah...he is a fatass. Anyway, look Cook, this is exactly the crap me and Nunez are rebelling against and the rest of The Revolutionist are fighting. We can't offer any pay but we definetly ask you to join us....

The camera then cuts back to the arena without waiting for Cook's answer. Violator and Angel are standing in the ring as the ref holds up the Television Title.

Match Description
The match was fast paced and a great show as Violaotr and Angel gave it there all. The match eventually spilled to the outside of the ring. Violator was about to hit his finisher on Angel and pinned her but Micheal Saint broke it up, resulting in a DQ.

Caan:Well there you have it, the winner is Violator but he does'nt win the belt.

Violator argue with the referee as Micheal Saint helpts out Angel to the back. He holds up the Television Title at Violator. Violator grabs a microphone.

Violator: I am tired of this Haydenism bullshit. At One Night Encounter, its going to be me and Angel...for that title at One Night Encounter...no matter what I will make it happen.

Micheal Saint looks angrily at Violator as the show goe's to commercial.

[FN'R GM]

The show returns to Cameron Hayden and Namok standing in the ring stretching ready for there match as there music stops. Dookie long and Micheal Saint on outside the ring clapping as the fans boo. Suddenly ""Remember The Name" by Fort Minor" hits the P.A/ Travis Cook runs out and stands at the stage, he is dressed like a thug as the fans cheer loudly.

Cook:You guys ready for THIS! I am done being Dookie's announcer, from now on, I am simple FN'Rs announcer...are the Chaingang Soldiers and Anarchy loving sons a bitches ready!

The crowd is full of electrictity as they roar there approval.

Cook:Then allow me to introduce....Jesse Nunez and Anarchist...The Thug Rebellion!

The words "Thug Rebellion" show up on the titantron."Remember The Name" by Fort Minor begins to play on the PA. The fans cheer even louder as Jesse Nuñez jumps out from behind the curtain pumped up and showing great intensity. While The Anarchist walks from behind the curtain to the view of the fans with his hands together as if in a prayer. Anarchist has his hood over his head as he is wearing is long black coat. Rachel and Kelly walk out together right behind the two Rampage superstars. Jesse is wearing a black "Thug Connection" football jersey with the number 54 on it. He has on his steel chain and lock around his neck, his black baggy jean shorts with a black leather belt holding them up. He is wearing grey Reebok pump shoes. Jesse and Anarchist stare at each other at the top of the ramp. Jesse and Anarchist pound their fists together and look down at the ring. Jesse raises his arms in the air with the "Word Life" fingers in the air at the same time Anarchist throws his fist in the air. Fireworks fly out from behind them from the left to the right from right to the left two times as they stop they follow their lovers down the ramp.*

[Chorus]
This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skill
Fifteen percent concentrated power of will
Five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain
And a hundred percent reason to remember the name!

Mike! - He doesn't need his name up in lights
He just wants to be heard whether it's the beat or the mic
He feels so unlike everybody else, alone
In spite of the fact that some people still think that they know him
But f**k em, he knows the code
It's not about the salary
It's all about reality and making some noise
Makin the story - makin sure his clique stays up
That means when he puts it down Tak's pickin it up! let's go!

* Kelly and Rachel walk down the ramp toward the ring waving at the fans as each superstar walks behind their respective lover. Jesse is clapping hands with the fans on his side of the ramp. Anarchist has his hands back together in a prayer.*

Who the hell is he anyway?
He never really talks much
Never concerned with status but still leavin them star struck
Humbled through opportunities given to him despite the fact
That many misjudge him because he makes a livin from writin raps
Put it together himself, now the picture connects
Never askin for someone's help, or to get some respect
He's only focused on what he wrote, his will is beyond reach
And now when it all unfolds, the skill of an artist


This is twenty percent skill
Eighty percent beer
Be one hundred percent clear cause Ryu is ill
Who would've thought that he'd be the one to set the west in flames
And I heard him wreckin with The Crystal Method, "Name Of The Game"
Came back dropped Megadef, took em to church
I like bleach man, why you had the stupidest verse?
This dude is the truth, now everybody's giving him guest spots
His stock's through the roof I heard he's fuckin' with S. Dot!

[Chorus]
This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skill
Fifteen percent concentrated power of will
Five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain
And a hundred percent reason to remember the name!

They call him Ryu, he's sick
And he's spittin fire with Mike
Got him out the dryer he's hot
Found him in Fort Minor with Tak
What a fuckin' nihilist porcupine
He's a prick, he's a cock
The type woman want to be with, and rappers hope he get shot
Eight years in the makin, patiently waitin to blow
Now the record with Shinoda's takin over the globe
He's got a partner in crime, his s**t is equally dope
You wont believe the kind of s**t that comes out of this kid's throat

* All four make it to the ring. Jesse comes up behind Kelly and wraps his arms around Kelly as she has her amazing smile. She turns around to Jesse and puts her arms around Jesse's neck and they kiss. Jesse then slides in as Anarchist had made his way into the ring already. He has his coat already off and ready for the match.*

Tak! - He's not your everyday on the block
He knows how to work with what he's got
Makin his way to the top
He often gets a comment on his name
People keep askin him was it given at birth
Or does it stand for an acronym?
No he's livin proof, Got him rockin the booth
He'll get you buzzin quicker than a shot of vodka with juice
Him and his crew are known around as one of the best
Dedicated to what they do and give a hundred percent

Forget Mike - Nobody really knows how or why he works so hard
It seems like he's never got time
Because he writes every note and he writes every line
And I've seen him at work when that light goes on in his mind
It's like a design is written in his head every time
Before he even touches a key or speaks in a rhyme
And those motherfuckers he runs with,
The kids that he signed?
Ridiculous, without even trying,
How do they do it?!

*Anarchist and Jesse are on the turnbuckles acknowledging the fans in the arena. After they are done they meet in the middle of the ring. They look at each other while walking past each other going to their own turnbuckle. Jesse stands in front of a turnbucle throwing punches to warm himself up for the match as Anarchist leans on a turbuckle focusing on the upcoming match.*

[Chorus]
This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skill
Fifteen percent concentrated power of will
Five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain
And a hundred percent reason to remember the name!

This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skill
Fifteen percent concentrated power of will
Five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain
And a hundred percent reason to remember the name!

Match Description
The match was full of hatred and intensity as the 4 men fought. The match was extremely suspensful as numerous times both sides looked like they where going to get the pin only to have there opponent kick out at the last moment or for there partner to break it up. Late in the match, all 4 men where busted open by some means. The exausted men continued to fight as suddenly Nunez got Hayden up for the FU. The fans cheer loudly as Nunez pinened Hayden...1.....2....but Namok put Hayden's foot on the ropes and blind tagged himself in. He then hit his finisher on the tired Nunez and pinned him, Anarchist was about to come in to break it up but Dookie and Micheal Saint held his legs as the ref counted to three and the crowd boo'd.

The fans boo's loudly as DOokie and Saint ran into hoist up Hayden and Namok. Anarchist slumped outside the ring shocked and Nunez crwaled around covere din blood trying to strengthen himself up. DOokie called for a microphone.

Dookie: Excuse me...

Fans boo loudly.

Dookie: I said EXCUSE ME! Damnit..no woner no one likes Canadians, you never shut the hell up!

The fans cheer at this.

Dookie:Now you see, Nunez here was scedueled to not only defend his X Division title at One Night Encounter, but to get a shot at the World Heavyweight Championship....unfortunetly...Nunez failed today's surprise drug test.

Nunez looks up surprised and making "wtf" faces at Dookie as the fans boo.

Dookie: Of course, all my Haydenist passed but you Nunez where the only one to fail so therefore, not only will you not get your match at One Night Encounter...but I am going to have to take your X Division belt and suspend you....druggie.

Nunez grabs the microphone and wipes some blood from his face.

Nunez:So this is what you where up too with that :test; a Dookie, jsut a ploy to prevent your butt buddy Hayden from losing the title.

Dookie: Don't make excuses druggie...you and your crack whore are done, done.

Nunez looks down at the groundas if contemplating what to do and looks up and speaks slowly.

Nunez:If given the option Dookie, would you rather suspend me...or beat the hell outta me?

Dookie looks at Nunez and smiles.

Dookie: Beat the hell out of you of course.

Nunez:Then how about this, you drop these "drug allegations" which everyone knows you set up, I will go to Mac on that if I have to but lets do this, you drop this and I challnge your boy Hayden at One Night Encounter for the title.

Dookie" Are you retared....thats exactly why im not letting you wrestle....

Nunez:Hold on let me finish, it will be me vs Cameron Hayden and a Haydenist of my choice in a match of my choice at Once Night Encounter. If any of The Haydenist win, Hayden keeps the belt.

Caan:What kind of odd's are those, Dookies got to love that.

Dookie: That might be the stupidest thing I have ever heard of, I guess Phoenix isn't known for producing the smartest people. You know what, fine, I like it, whats the match and who are you picking from The Haydenist?

Anarchist walks up to Jesse and tells him he can't do this but Nunez holds up his hand to silence him.

Nunez:The match I chose will be a Phoenix Tiembomb Match! The rules are simple, this ring will be covered in weapons, weapons everywhere! But to win, you have to pin p your opponent or make them submit, from there, your opponent has 5 minutes to pin or make you sumbit or he loses, in our current situation if I pin one Haydenist, then I have get pinned or submit to either of the 2 Haydenist, but if one of The Haydenist pins me, I just have to pin one of them.

Dookie: Fine you get it...so who is the other Haydenist gonna be.

Dookie looks at Nunez cokcingly and is chewing gum Edge style in his face, sneering waiting for the replie. Nunez smiles.

Nunez:It will be a Phoenix Time Bomb match with myself taking on Cameron Hayden and.........................................you...DOOKIE LONG!

Dookie falls backswards on his butt as Hayden looks shocked. Dookie is panicking on the ground and yelling.

Dookie:BUT IM NOT A WRESTLER!

The crowd cheers loudly as the Dookie continues to freak out. out of no where, Cook is standing on the stage and yells.

Cook:Thats right folks, be sure to order One Night Encounter, to not only see Nunez win the belt, but to see Dookie Long get the ass kicking of a lifetime.

The fans cheer as the show goes off the air.