FNR Results- September 26- Salt Lake City, Utah

[FN'R GM]

(The show opens with Dookie getting a massage. Suddenly his phone rings, he very calmly answers his phone)


Dookie: Hello?

(Pause)

Dookie: What the hell are you talking about

(Pause)

Dookie: Im on probation…for being unbiased

(Pause)

Dookie: A new co-GM?

(Pause)

Dookie: Saint…Press Conference?

The show opens to the EWC video package followed by the Rampage video package set to the tune of "I Stand ALone" by Godsmack as we jump to the arena. Three blue rockets ignite from the overhead structure and strike the entrance as blue and gold pyro goe's crazy also igniting the fans who jump to there feet with appaluse and cheers until finally the pyro settles down and two large blue flames engulf the entrance and die down. Blue lasers sweep the arena and a spotlight searchs through the fans who are dancing and rocking to the music still echoeing around the arena. A few signs are shown for tonights main event like “Angel is a Godess”, “Haydenisim<Rabies”, and “Saint is Ugly”

Blaze: Ladies and Gentleman welcome to Salt Lake City Utah site of EWC’s FRIDAY NIGHT RAMPAGE.

Caan: Tonight were going to set you up for Stable Wars where you will see the FN’R brand flourish.

Malloy: Wow.

Caan: What?

Malloy: No, I actually agree with you on that.

(Blaze reaches over and puts his hand on Malloy’s head)

Caan: Is he running a fever?

Malloy: Get your damn hand off me!

Blaze: Sorry

Malloy: Get to the match lets get this started already


Blaze: We will do just that. Coming up next we will see the debut of Joey Orsome when he faces off with Keri Morigan.

Caan: Right after this commercial break.

[FN'R GM]

Blaze: Where back so lets hand it over to Travis for the intro’s.

Cook: LADIES AND GENTLEMAN…ARE YOU READY FOR THE OPENING ACTION HERE ON FRIDAY NIGHT RAMPAGE!

(Crowd Cheers)

(The arena turns to darkness as 'It's not a fashion statement, it's a deathwish' by My Chemical Romance plays throughout the arena as the riffs hit in red piros shoot up in the air revealing a figure with his back turned towards the crowd, the lights then come on and Joey turns around and throws his arm in the air to the crowd as they cheer for him.)

Cook: Making his way to the ring weighing two hundred and forty pounds, from San Diego, California, Joey Orsome!!!

(Orsome then jogs down the ramp as he slaps the excited fans hands before he slides into the ring under the bottom rope. He then climbs the turnbuckle and again raises his arm to a cheer of excited Joey Orsome fans.)

Cook: And his opponent, standing five feet nine inches…AMERICAN ASSASIN KERI MORRIGAN

(The arena becomes Dark and silent. The silence is cut wide open by several gunshots before searchlights sweep the arena, as if searching for someone or something. As the first sounds of "She is the Dark" by My Dying Bride echo through out the arena, Keri comes out from the crowd. An echo of boos originates from the audience, this only makes her laugh. She continues to the ring, Jumps up onto the apron and flips over the top rope, and Joey Orsome attacks her at the start and the referree calls for the bell)

Blaze: Orsome is wasting little time here

Caan: I cant say I wouldn’t either

Malloy: You mean since its his first match

Caan: No I wouldn’t waste time with Keri I’d just get

Blaze: RIGHT back to the match, were Orsome is stomping Keri under the bottom rope and she has just fallen to the outside

(Joey climbs out onto the apron and Lou Thesz presses onto Keri who is standing up and knocks her back down, Joey gets up and plays to the crowd who cheer him and he turns his back to Keri. Keri kicks him below the belt and Joey tumbles to the ground. The referree begins the ten count. Keri begins to get up but Joey is still on the ground breathing deeply and flailing around, Keri lifts him up and irish whips him into the ring steps which casues them to come apart)

Blaze: Those don’t give

Caan: He knocked them apart

(Keri rolls him into the ringand pins him)

[glow=red,2,300]1…

2…


KICK OUT[/glow]

Malloy: She was close there

(Keri seems irratated and she pulls Orsome to his feet, he stands there staggerdly and Keri gives him the russian leg sweep. She plays to the crowd which infuriates them. She sits down and puts Joey in the triangle choke)

Blaze: This may be the end

Malloy: Ya he might pass out

Caan: From the smell?

(Keri trys to tighten it but Joey manages to lift her up and power bomb out of it. Joey drops to one knee at the feet of Keri who sits up and pokes him in the eye, she locks in the triangle choke again but this time Joey gets to the ropes. Keri lets go and stands up and kicks Joey in the temple. The referee scolds her giving Joey time to roll her up)

[glow=red,2,300]1…

2…

KICK OUT[/glow]

(This time Joey gets up and complains to the referree, Keri chop blocks him and locks on The Contracted Hit)

Blaze: That’s her favorite move

Caan: He may tap here

( Joey tries to get to the ropes but Keri drags him farther away from the ropes and Joey Orsome is forced to tap out)

Malloy: He taps!

Blaze: Keri wins

Cook: THE WINNER, KERI MORRIGAN

Caan: Time for a commercial

[FN'R GM]

(I GOT THE LIFEEEEE Those in attendance get on their feet and start to go crazy. GOD DON’T MINDDDDD They begin to chant as the lights begin to flicker. GOT MY BEERRRRR! YEAHHH! The crowd is in a frenzy as “What you bout that" by T.I” b blasts over the loudspeaker. Suddenly from the rafters it begins to rain beer over the entire arena. The crowd pops to that as King jason steps out from the curtains wearing his “Happy Hour” tee-shirt and vomit stained sweat pants. He has a bottle of Jack Daniels in his right hand and a cold brew in his left as he raises both and begins turns both upside down and chugs the mixture of the two beverages. He continues his way to the ring as the beer shower is still in full force. He slides under the ropes and gets in the middle of the ring and finishes chugging the two before launching them into the crowd. The music cuts off until a loud noise is heard.)

Cook: The following contest is for one fall, Introducing first, Jason "The KING"Carter!

(The whole arena goes pitch black as limegreen fireworks explode up on the rampway entrance. Just as the fireworks stop Nathin Doe comes walking from the backstage area as the lights come on a little bit. The fans boo him as his theme music " Darling Violetta hits the pa system as the crowd has mixed reactions. He is wearing his wrestling attire with black boots, black knee pads, and limegreen wrestling trunks. White wrist tape and black elbow pads finish off the combination as Doe walks down the rampway and up the big black steel steps. He is now on the ring apron where he climbs inside the ring. He runs up the ropes for a few seconds before stopping and then springboarding off of the ropes and doing a moonsault in the air and comes down standing on his legs. The crowd then chants boo's him as he stands in a corner awaiting his opponent.)

Cook: Making his way to the ring accompaneed by Grace, Nathin Doe!

Malloy: Doe is ready!

(Lightning Strikes the Stage and the arena is shrouded in a tourqouse light as Bloodline hits and Lazarus walks out backwards in a crusifix position. He turn around and looks at the sky then falls to his knees and looks down as if in some kind of prayer. Then he looks up and slowly makes his way to the ring. He gets into the ring and holds his arms in another crucifix position as lightning strikes the ring posts as the lights turn back on.)

Malloy: The crowd is booming now… Lazarus is on Friday Might Rampage

Cook: Ladies and Gentleman… Introducing … first off, he hails from Abbot State Pennitentuary, Carnate Island and weighs in at 334 pounds, , he is "The Soul Crusher" Lazarus!!!!!


(The crowd gets on their feet and shout even louder as the chorus kicks in. get away get away get away, I’m about to detonate)


(The two enter the ring and stand on the turnbuckles posing for the fans as cameras flash all over the arena. Harry takes his flag off his shoulders and exits the ring. He gives it to two fans at ringside who unfurl it and keep it dangled over the crowd barrier.)

(The three men stare across the ring at one another. Jason nods to Lazarus, who nods in return.. Suddenly, surprising everyone, Doe throws himself across the ring for a diving double clothesline. He knocks both men off their feet and bounces back up to his. He turns first to Lazarus and drags him to his feet, whipping him to the ropes, and then sidewalk slamming him on the return.)


Caan: Holy Hell!

Blaze: Focusing on the guy he has the most history with here.

(Doe doesn’t go for the pin yet, but moves on to Jason. He lifts Jason up and goes to suplex him, but Jason blocks. Jason throws a couple of jabs to the face of Doe, who takes them on the chin. Jason winds back and throws a graceful full-bodied punch that staggers Doe.)


(Jason flips up and grabs Nathin in a standing hurricanrana. He goes for the pin.)


[glow=red,2,300]One[/glow]

(Lazarus breaks the count!)

Malloy: They’re proving their out to do things the right way by not showing favorites.

(Nathin slowly gets back to his feet as Jason and Lazarus square off. He takes a breather from his initial onslaught. Lazarus kicks, catching Jason in the midsection. Jason bends over, and Lazarus takes him down with a DDT! Lazarus bounces back to his feet, but Jason isn’t down and out yet. He comes up quick with a shove that knocks Lazarus off balance. Lazarus starts to recover, but Jason ducks, dives, and comes up in a rock bottom! He goes for the pin.)

[glow=red,2,300]One

Two[/glow]

(Nathin from the top with a frog splash on the whole melee!)

Caan: I have to say, after the mediocre showing last week, this match is actually surprising me!

(The three men are a mess in the ring. Jason is first to his feet, but Nathin quickly takes him back down with a low blow. Lazarus isn’t having that though, as he grabs Nathin by the head and lifts him to his feet. Lazarus nails an uppercut, sending Nathin stumbling backwards. Nathin backpedals, and Lazarus starts laying in slaps to the chest. When they get to the ropes, Lazarus shoves against them and goes to whip him to the other side, but Nathin reverses it and sends him packing. Lazarus hits the rope and bounces back into a tilt a whirl slam from Nathin! Nathin goes for the cover.)

[glow=red,2,300]One

Two[/glow]

(MOOOOOOOOOOOO!)

(The moo is so loud that Nathin jumps, and Lazarus is able to get a shoulder up.)

Blaze: Get that cow out of here, ref! She’s cheating!

(The Ref eyes the cow, seeming to wonder if he should have it removed. Jason is at the corner, soothing the cow, as Lazarus and Nathin are both back up now, battling it out. Nathin whips Lazarus toward Jason, and a collision is evident, but Lazarus leaps onto the turnbuckle and spins around for a spinning kick to Nathin's head! Nathin goes sprawling as Lazarus lands. He is about to follow up, but Jason is behind him with a full nelson out of nowhere!)

(He turns it into a full nelson slam. nathin comes back, though, and swings at Jason, who manages to do one of the top notch Drunken Master moves, and bends backward almost in half to avoid the punch. He comes back to his feet gracefully, grabbing the arm Nathin swung, and taking him down for a quick armbar submission!)

Malloy: Jason has found a good mix of drunken master and basic wrestling.

(Nathin yells in pain and frustration, squinting his eyes against the pain in his arm and shoulder. He looks like he’s ready to tap, but Lazarus suddenly pops up and grabs Jason. The force of him dragging Jason to his feet puts a hurtin on Nathin’s arm, but Jason releases as Lazarus nails a short arm suplex. Jason crashes down, and Lazarus turns to grab Nathins’s arm in a hammerlock. He uses the force of the hold to put Nathin at his mercy, and drags him up to his feet. Nathin is struggling against the pain, but still standing. Lazarus cranks the arm around another time, and Nathin cries out against the pressure on his joints. Lazarus lifts up the arm, about to jerk it back down, when Nathin suddenly drops to his knees.)


(Lazarus is about to crank the arm some more, but Nathin plants a foot. The crowd begins stomping and cheering.)

Malloy: Are they actually cheering for Nathin?

(The crowd gets louder and louder as Nathin pushes off and get back to his feet. Lazarus looks surprised, but goes to crank the arm anyway. Just as he is about to duck under, Nathin does a front flip, landing on his feet and straitening his arm out. He grabs Lazarus with his pained arm, and nails a short arm clothesline. The crowd explodes!)

(Nathin catches a breath after knocking Lazarus down, but isn’t long for it as Lazarus gets back up. Lazarus runs at Nathin, just as Jason regains his composure and makes a run from the other side. Lazarus gets there first, and receives a neckbreaker! Jason halts for a moment. Big mistake! It gives Nathin an opportunity to come back with an uppercut that stuns Jason. Grace sneaks in a little help as Nathin scoops Jason up.)

Caan: No way! Blessing in disguise!

(He nails his signature on Jason Carter and goes for the cover.)

[glow=red,2,300]One

Two

Three![/glow]

Blaze: A bit of a fast count from the Ref!

Travis Cook: Your winner, , Nathin Doe!

Malloy: I have to admit, I am shocked.

Caan: YOU ARE IN SHOCK! Man, what the hell?

Blaze: What?

Caan: Someone mooed into the headset.

Malloy: Get that damn cow out of the truck

Blaze: Lets go to commercial so we can sort this out

[FN'R GM]

( Open in the office FN'R Co-GM Michael Saint where he
is in with the participants in the FN'R vs MNB 10
Person Tag Team Match! Former US Champ Gabreal Martin
gets up to the podiums that is set up )


Gabreal : Ladies and gentlemen the new Co-GM of Friday
Night Rampage Michael Saint!

( Cameron, Gabreal, and Angel all give a standing
ovation as Jesse, Jay, and Big Evil sit still with a
angered look on their face )

Saint : Thank you Gabreal and now get out of my way
you are fired you little bastard.

( Gabreal leaves the room )

Saint : Now that unpleasant business is out of the
way. I want to say hello to you the proud, the few,
the elite, well other than Jesse, Jay, and Big Evil,
that are selected to represent this show at Stable
Wars.

Jesse : Hurry up Michael.

Saint : Sir you will address me as Mr. Saint from now
on.

( Jesse rolls his eyes )

Jesse : Why are we here?

Jay : Yeah I mean did you call us here to rip on us.

Saint : Partially.

Big Evil : Prick

Saint : The other reason is that I want to see my team
win at Stable Wars. I am willing to do most anything
to get that. Angel and Cameron I know you are up to
the challenge, but the other three in the match I
doubt. I am talking about the dead weight.

Big Evil : Just get to the point man. I have plans.

Saint : I am your boss remember that.

( Big Evil rolls his eyes )

Saint : Here is my proposition. You five are here to
represent this show and I want that done by winning.
To add more to your wanting I will add that as a
stipulation that if you win this match at Stable Wars
you will each get any match of your choosing.

( The interest off all 5 combatants is peeked )

Saint : You want a World Title shot it is yours. You
want to take on your rival in a match that gives you
the advantage you got it. I do not care what you want
if you want to book a match that does not involve you
done. You want a match with me, it will be a losing
effort by you, but you get it.

Angel : He is a genius!

Cammeron : Yes he is a genius.

Jesse : Any match against anyone?

Saint : Yes sir.

Jay : Done you will get your wish Mr. Saint.

Saint : Oh and I give a little I take a little. If you
are eliminated in that match you will not get to
choose your match you are left out of the loop. I do
not tolerate losing or failure. If you are eliminated
you will be punished harshly.

Big Evil : You want a sweep.

Saint : Yes

Jesse : You are asking a lot.

Saint : Can you not handle it Jesse? I thought you
were the man in EwC?

Jesse : Do not test me Saint or you may be my next
opponent.

( Saint laughs )

Saint : I do not fear you child you are below me. How
about this I will sweeten the pot that much more. A
rewared of sorts to the person who eliminates our
biggest threat.

Cameron : Shadow Man?

Saint : Indeed. To the person who eliminates Shadow
Man you get a guaranteed HcW World Title Match within
a month.

( Cameron's eyes grow wide )

Jesse : Why are you being so nice.

Saint : You know me Jesse I want it all and this is no
different. I want total domination of Brawl. I am
willing to give a little to get a lot.

Jesse : What if the man who eliminates Shadow Man is
eliminated?

Saint : He or she still has a guaranteed shot.

Jesse : That is fine with me.

( Saint shakes the hands of Jesse, Jay, and Big Evil
as they leave. Cameron comes up to Saint )

Cameron : A guaranteed shot to whoever eliminates
Shadow Man. I do not want to defend against these men
I am above them.


Saint : True my friend, but who said that if one of
them goes to pin Shadow Man that you will not
accidently break that pin up and get it yourself.

( An evil grin appears on the face of Cameron as we
pan to the hallway where we see Jay, Jesse, and Big
Evil walking )

Jesse : We have just made a deal with the devil
himself.

Jay : But the prize is great a guaranteed HcW Title
Match.

Big Evil : Yes, but the question is are we willing to
sell our souls to that man for a shot that we will get
screwed out of?

Jesse : We will cross that bridge when we come to it.

( Fade to commercial )

[FN'R GM]

( Open in the ring )

Cook : The following is the special 6 Person Tag Team
Match and is schedualed for one fall!!!!! Introducing
first weighing in at two-hundred and twelve pounds
Hector Fernandez Jr.!

("I Will Not Be Ignored" By Linkin Park hits the PA
as the arena suddendly goes pitch black. Sceams and
cheers await Hector's arrival. Suddendly, a spotlight
shines on Hector, who jumps from the raptors and
swings down to the ring on his patented zipline. He
stops near the ring, where he carefully unhooks
himself. Hector then enters the ring and throws a
kiss to the sky, to his father. He then claps and
prepares himself for the match. )

Cook : His first partner weighing in at two-hundred
and forty-five pounds. He is a former HcW World
Champion Stung!!!!!!!!!

( The lights go out as Metalingus begins to play. The
arena goes black as pyros start shooting at the top of
the ramp. They stop and smoke begins as Stung appears
from behind the curtains. Red rays are now shooting
across the stage as Stung walks down to the ring.
Slowly he slides into the ring and stands up, awaiting
his opponent. )


Cook : And their last parnter from Philedelphia,
Pennsylvania weighing in at two-hundred and thirty-two
pounds Olypsius!!!!!!!!!

( Comes out stands at the top of the stage and smiles
arroganly as Olypsius begins to walk down, as he comes
down the isle he ignores all fans and slides under the
bottom rope and poses. )


Cook : And their opponents first weighing in at
two-hundred and twenty-six pounds. He is the HcW
United States Champion Jay Reynolds!!!!!!!!!

( 'The Hardy Boyz' by Jim Johnston it's the PA system
and Jay jogs out to the stage and begins to break
dance as pyro's at the stage go off. He walks down the
ramp slapping the crowds hands and he slides into the
ring. He climbs the turnbuckle and does his extreme
taunt to the crowd, he then does it on the rest of the
turnbuckles. )

Cook : His first partner being accompanied to the ring
by Cameron Hayden. She is the EwC Television Champion
Angel!!!!!

( lights go out Angels stands at the top of the ramp
with her arms outstreached. fireworks crisscross
infront of her as she pumps her arms in the air to
boost the crowds cheers. the then slowly walks down
the ramp and baseball slides into the ring. once
inside the ring she walks over to one of the corner
climbs up the ropes and pumps her fists in the air )

Cook : And their final parnter from Pheonix, Arizona
weighing in at two-hundred and forty pounds. He is the
X Division Champion Jesse Nunez!!!!!!!!!!!

( The Time Is Now" begins to play on the PA. Jesse
comes out from behind the curtain with the EWC X
Division Title around his waist as the X is spinning
in the middle as the fans jump out of their seats with
cheers. The camera zooms out from rafters. Jesse is
wearing his black "Word Life" T-shirt with a chain
with dog tags around his neck. He also has on a black
cap that is tilted to the right covering his right
eye. Jesse yanks the chain around his neck and put his
arms in the air showing the "Word Life" fingers in the
air. Kelly is right behind him with a smile on her
face. Jesse walks down the ramp as he walks down he
spins and puts the "Westside" hand symbol in each hand
as blue pyros goes down the ramp. As the pyro stops
Jesse runs and slides into the ring. As he stands up
he puts the "Word Life" fingers in the air as more
blue pyro comes out from all four turnbuckles. Jesse
walks over to the ropes as Kelly walks up the steel
steps. She gives him a kiss on the lips as the women
fans boo. She walks back down the steel steps as Jesse
walks away from the ropes. Jesse takes the title
around his waist and drops it to the side of the apron
so the time keeper could hold it for the match. Jesse
then also takes his hat off and throws it into the
crowd. He also takes off his t-shirt and throws it to
the fans at ringside. A lucky fan grabs it. He walks
over to the furthest turnbuckle and he begins to throw
punches to get himself warmed up. He then takes off
his chain with the dog tags on it and hands it to
someone at ringside. )

( The bell rings as Angel and Hector start off for
their teams. Angel with a side headlock on Hector, but
he easily counters with a throw to the ropes. Angel
with a shoulder block that sends down Hector. Hector
up and Angel with a clothesline. Angel picks up Hector
and slams him hard to the mat. Hector is reeling a bit
now as Angel puts the boots to him in the corner.
Hector with a poke to the eye before tagging in
Olypsius. Olypsius tackles Angel and starts to lay in
the hard punches before dropping an elbow and going
for an ealy pin )
[glow=red,2,300]1

2[/glow]

( Kick out. Angel up and a tag to Jay Reynolds. Jay
and Olypsius lock up and Jay with a hip toss, but
before he can do anything Olypsius is back up and hits
him with a hip toss of his own. Jay with a series of
forearms, but no effect on Olypsius who rears back and
floors him with a big right hand. Olypsius tags in
Stung who starts to stomp on Jay cockily and taunt
him. Jay goes for a kick, but his foot is caught by
Stung. Stung taunts Jay some more, but Jay leaps out
and tags in Jesse Nunez to the shagrin of Stung. Jesse
with a couple right hands followed up by a hard slam.
)

Caan : You can not let Jesse get on a roll like that.

Malloy : No he is dangerous like that.

Blaze : Stung is a FORMER HcW Champion guys he is
fine. He will stop him.

( Stung gets up and gets a backdrop by Jesse. Stung
rolls to the outside to stop the onslaught of Jesse
Nunez and catch his breath. )

Blaze : See

Malloy : That is great.

Caan : Yeah not smart he is not safe their especially
with Jay in this match

( Stung is standing outside hunched over as his two
partners tend to him. Jay Reynolds gets in the ring as
Jesse is on all fours near the ropes. Jay hits the
ropes on one side and comes back to the other using
Jesse as a step ladder to get him over the top to the
outside. Jesse tags in Angel and again goes to the
ropes. Angel charges and Jesse backdrops her to the
outside onto their opponents and tag team partner. )

Caan : This is shocking.

Blaze : How so?

Malloy : Well Jay and Jesse are working with a
Haydenist an enemy.

Blaze : A parnter for the next couple shows though.

( Angel throws Stung back in and covers )

[glow=red,2,300]1

2[/glow]

( Broken up by Olypsius. Stung up and tags in Hector.
The two men set up for a double team suplex, but Angel
blocks and DDT's both men before going to the other
side and tagging in Jay Reynolds. Jay picks up Hector
and sets up for a J Connection, but it is blocked and
Olypsius tags himself back in. Olypsius degrades his
two partners for not living up to their end of the
deal in this match. From behind Jay with a roll up )

[glow=red,2,300]1

2[/glow]

( kickout by Olypsius )

Caan : Close one

Blaze : That is why you do not do that crap.

( Jay tags in Jesse before he is taken out by Stung on
the outside and Hector tags himself back in. Jesse
with a body slam and a 5 Knuckle Shuffle! Jesse stalks
Hector and sets up for The FU, but Olypsius hits a low
blow and The Olypulator! Hector covers, but Angel
distracts the ref. Cameron Hayden is in the ring and
flattens Olypsius with a chair shot. Cameron picks up
Hector and delivers The Birth Control. A confused
Jesse Nunez covers as the ref turns around )

[glow=red,2,300]1

2

3![/glow]

Cook : Here are your winners the team of Angel, Jesse
Nunez, and Jay Reynolds!!!!!!

( Angel and Cameron celebrate as Jay and Jesse look
around confused and we fade out on the scene )