FNR/SNR - From an Undisclosed Location - 2/2/2007

[FN'R GM]

[blue]Hometown Hero Match[/blue]

Eric Young was in the ring when the show started, the Rush music played and the pyro went off and after the display the camera went back to Eric who was hiding behind the referee and ring announcer. Another interesting note, the arena was absolutely empty! No one knew were the show was! Teddy Hart came into the arena and out of principal had to insult the crowd, so he pointed to an unoccupied seat and yelled “Shut up fat boy”. Teddy entered the ring but Eric Young would not let go of the ring announcer’s leg and the announcer begged off Teddy. It had no effect however and Teddy simply dropsaulted the announcer who fell out of the ring. Eric Young tried to crawl out of the ring but Jack Evans jumped out of the crowd and kicked Eric in the back while he was straddling the ring apron. Teddy grabbed his foot and pulled him to the center of the ring and dropped an elbow into Eric’s lower back. He continued to work over the back of Eric Young for the remainder of the match by using some of the Hart family’s famous stretches, all the while berating the crowd. Again, out of principal. The ending came when Teddy “accidentally” elbowed the referee he set up Eric Young and he climbed up to the top rope and delivers the Open Hart Surgery. Eric Young rolls onto his stomach and Jack Evans effortlessly climbs to the top rope and delivers a 630 splash onto the injured back of Eric Young, Teddy used the unneeded advantage to get the pin fall after he woke up the referee.

Winner: Teddy Hart!






Preston Marks

[blue]Rush Main Event[/blue]

Salty came out and high fives the non existent fans at ringside. Salty went for an early cloesthline but Marks managed to duck under and immediately lock in the sleeper hold. It was two early in the match however and Salty managed to get out of it rather easily and begin an assault on Preston Marks and continue it through the match. Preston tried to make a comeback and climbed to the top rope for what appeared to be a cross body but Salty caught him up there and gave him The Salty Guaranteed!

Winner: Salty Jones

[FN'R GM]

[limegreen]6 Man Tag[/limrgreen]

Jay Reynolds started the match against DJ Ryder and spelt the whole time calling him Cameron Hayden, obviously visualizing his opponent for Meltdown. He kept DJ in the Brotherhood corner the entire match, with DJ in the corner Jay Reynolds lit him up with a few chops and then hit him with The Jay Connection, he looked as if he was gonna pin Ryder but Dread tagged himself in and told him that he wanted some. Dread grabbed Ryder by the head and whipped him into his corner and pointed at Murphy Jones who tagged himself in and rushed Dread who jumped clear over him looked back and hit Jones with a thrust kick. He then tagged in Jason Burgess who went right into a side headlock, Jones tried to build the crowd up to draw strength from. Dread obviously kicked him pretty hard as there still wasn’t a soul in the arena. Jones eventually did get to his feet and managed to suplex Burgess off of him, Dread and Reynolds had seen enough and JayRey took the ref out and Dread again kicked Jones in the head, he lifted him and carried him into the corner. Ryder jumped off the apron and over the barricade and sat in an empty chair, Carter tried to follow him but Dread grabbed his hand and forced him to tag into the match. He gave Carter a Gonja Drop and then Burgess followed that up with the Chi-Town Stretch. Reynolds took the stripped shirt off the referee and began to taunt Carter telling him to tap even yelling “Tap Cameron you son of a bitch”. Dread grabbed Carter’s hand and forced him to tap. Dread then grabbed the microphone from the announcer and announced to the crowd of Ryder who was now hiding behind the barricade that the Brotherhood were the winners.

Winners: The Brotherhood

Post Match

Murphy Jones is in the ring, looking at Jason Carter and DJ Ryder in the ring. Jesse Nunez, Jay Reynolds, and Alexander Dreadnaught are already backstage as DJ Ryder is outside of the ring and Jason Carter is getting back to his feet on the outside of the ring as well. Murphy Jones takes the microphone.

Murphy: Not much help at all from my tag partners! None what so ever! I don't see how you fans could even appreciate such a disgrace of a match that was! I didn't even get to do one 360 indy flip. Everybody likes flips right? Well why were u cheering when the match went on? There weren't any flips! Maybe alittle flip here or there, but no 360 indy!

Murphy goes quiet for just one moment. Slowly his face would perk up with a smile on his face, and he'd wipe down his shoulder in laughter.

Murphy: Heh, that is exactly what I'm going to do. Who is gonna be my tag partner though? That's it! After the show, I'm going to start a rally for whoever is going to be the tag partner of Murphy Jones.

It doesn't even bother me anymore to see that this was just some bullcrap team that they gave me. They're so unreliable, and so uncoordinated! Sometimes I wish that I could get a shot at those two tag titles.

The cameras are still on Murphy Jones as he stands there in the ring, preaching to the crowd that he is going after the B-Team and those EWC Tag Team titles. Just then, on the EWC-tron... Salty Jones appears. The crowd gives a nice pop as Salty appears on the screen.

Salty: Have no fear, Salty Jones is here to save the day! You said that you needed a tag team partner you can count on right? Well Im tired of F-A-M. Frenchies-And-Mexicans. Im tired of the F-Team. Bloodsteams... B.S., the tampon brigade. Im tired of them too. How about the Jones gang. Or better yet. You cant bring sexy back without one thing.

Murphy looks at Salty with a confused look on his face.

Salty: You cant have Selsen without the blue right? Wait, thats shampoo. Um... right! You cant have sexy without the salt. Yeah! SexySalt! What do you got to say about that. PICK ME Murphy! PICK ME!

Murphy stares back at the EWC-Tron as Salty fades off the screen. Murphy replies after seeing probably the single most pathetic thing in his career.

Murphy: Why on earth would I, the most beautiful species of mankind to ever walk in Rampage, want to hook up with Sodium boy?

Salty comes back on the EWC-Tron mysteriously as the crowd laughs at the random re-appearing.

Salty: Because the most beautiful people love McDonalds french fries. There are salt on those fries. Salty Jones on dem fries!

Murphy looks back at the EWC-Tron with a confused look on his face.

Salty: I may not be a good wrestler, but I am the best worst wrestler ever! I am Salty Jones, and I will see you on the battlefield!

Salty Jones fades back off the PA as Rampage goes to commercial with Murphy Jones exiting the ring.

[Michael Saint]

(Please note that all chants and clapping in the arena tonight are simulated, because we are in an unknown location and the arena is totally empty)

(We come back to Rampage to see Shadow Man standing in the ring wearing a shirt that reads "CAMERON HAYDEN...BEST CHAMPION EVER and then on the back it says NOT! )

"Hello people of ENTER PLACE HERE PLEASE, many of you are wondering what i am doing here...many are wondering why I am back if I only just reitired...why I am suddenly showing up...well, I have an answer for you...I'M BACK!!!"

*The fans are cheering louder and louder...the arena is filled with empty seats because everyone is on there feet*

"Oh calm the hell down, I am here for only one reason and that reason is not you. I gave my heart and my soul every week on BRAWL. I gave everything to the EwC and to BRAWL. I broke record after record. I am the so called PEOPLES CHAMP...and yet...somehow...when I retire...it seems someone else has already replaced me? Replaced...ME??? MY accomplishments??"

*Some chants of Moses start up...but are jeered down by louder chants of Shadow Man*

"Wow...make it two people then...I wasn't even talking about Moses Lake. You call him a champion? Last time I checked...he didn't beat me for the title...he got my hand me down. But thats besides the point...this is not why I am here. I am here for one reason and one reason ONLY!...CAMERON HAYDEN!

It is said that Cameron Hayden is the front runner to win CHAMPION of the year. Well what the hell? It seems the people have turned on Shadow Man...because when I was still active on Brawl...I was without a doubt the Champion of Champions...and now? Now you forgot about me? Forgot about the wins? Forgot about the blood? Forgot about the Glory?

Well listen up Rampage Roster...I dont care if I have to go through 30 people in 30 days...the ROAD to STRANGLEMANIA has begun...and one thing is sure...CAMERON HAYDEN knows his opponent...because title or no title...I am coming after HAYDEN! I want HAYDEN one ON one at StrangleMania. I want his title on the line, I want his reputaion on the line...I want it all. When the month of March is SAID and DONE...I will be Rampage's new GOLDEN BOY...I will be the GREATEST of ALL the champions...

And then...AND THEN...I will once again fight MOSES LAKE...titles on the line or not...both world champions will go toe to toe...and I will prove once and for all...that SHADOW MAN is the best damn wrestler to ever step into any ring, onto any street, into any location...Shadow Man is number one...Shadow Man is the best...Shadow Mans muscles are the best...Shadow Mans a$$ is the best...Shadow Man is number one!

So Hayden...the Honey Moon is over...and I am BACK!

Kiss my a$$ because it's SHOW TIME"


Elimination Tag Match





This would be a match which was short and sweet. Cameron and Chupa would come right in and beat both opponents down before the bell was even rung. Nick and Lazarus were no match at all for their opponents as they were beaten mercilessly the entire match getting in no offense what so ever. The 2 eliminations would come at the same time as Chupa would lock in the Chupacabra Lock on Nick and Cameron would lock Lazarus in The Contraception both of them ending in tap outs.

Winners: El Chupacabra and Cameron Hayden

[glow=limegreen,2,300]TV Title Match[/glow]


/w Lance Fiennes

/wMichael Saint

This would be an excellent match and would also prove to be the best match to date for Xavier Merricon. Xavier would have the advantage early in the match hitting a series of chops and punches that rocked Olypsius. At the five minute mark we would see Olypsius get his second wind starting to take it to Xavier seemingly out of nowhere. The finish would come after a ref bump by Xavier allowing Olypsius to hit A Brainbuster. With the ref out no one could count causing Michael Saint to get in the ring and start to count, but it would be broken up my Lance Fiennes. Lance would pull Saint out of the ring and go for a right hand that would be blocked allowing Saint to floor Lance with a stiff right of his own. Back in the ring El Chupacabra would plany Xavier with The Downward Spiral before waking the ref for Olypsius to cover and get the three count.

Winner and NEW TV CHAMPION: Olypsius


(The camera zooms backstage to where Jason is standing outside of Jesse Nunez's locker room door. Jason looks at the black label on the locker room door that reads "Jesse Nunez" and knocks on the door. Kayla answers the door and looks to see who it is. She recognizes Jason, then goes to shut the door right on his face. As soon as the door begins to shut, Jason holds the door open with his right arm.)

Jason: Hold on.

Kayla: What? Whatever you have to say, Jesse can hear from me.

Jason: I seriously dont think so.

(Jason pushes the door open as Kayla eases off the door just a little bit. Jesse is there, sitting on his locker room bench, reminising about how he almost won the EWC Undisputed championship from Moses Lake. Jason stands there, infront of Jesse who is sitting on the bench, looking Jason right in the eye.)

Jason: Now that the whole entire title picture has gone to your head, and right back out, you sit here with your head down low.

Jesse: You wouldnt have the slightest idea. I was that close. I had that title in my hand. I felt that title.

Jason: Right, I wouldnt have the slightest idea Jesse. Besides the fact that I drew against one of the best wrestlers that the EWC has made inside of a steel cage. Your right. Besides the fact that I headlined Stranglemania. Your right Jesse. Besides the fact that I have been screwed over more times than a pornstar. Your f*ck*ng right Jesse. I would have no idea.

(Jesse stands up and gets into Burgess' face.)

Jason: But atleast when I lost, I showed my dignity. When I lost, I didnt put my head down, I came back with fire. When I lost, I sure as hell stayed hungry.

Kayla: Stop it!

(Jesse looks at Kayla, concerned for herself.)

Jason: You know what though Jesse, I think we both were pissed off to a point. Sure, we were in the hunt for a title. Now that both of us arent champions, what are you gonna do, sit there and loathe in your pain. Or are you gonna go out there, give the fans what they want, and show Max Carter why he made the mistake not to put you over. You made yourself well, matter of fact, d*mn deserving of that title Jesse. I would dare you to let yourself go to waste and put your career on the backburner.

(Jesse stands there in front of Jason still, who smiles.)

Jesse: What the hell is your point then?

Jason: Keep on goin until your heart stops beating. Then give one more push.

(Jason extends his hand to Jesse. Jesse looks down at Jason's hand and then looks up into the eyes of Jason. Jesse then shakes Jason's hand as Jason gives Jesse his signature smirk.)

Jason: Its showtime.

(commercial)

[Michael Saint]

[glow=limegreen,2,300]US Title Match[/glow]





“Dead Like Me” by Nothingface hits and Brutality comes out from behind the curtain wearing a leather jacket. He slaps the hands of some fans, but generally ignores them as he takes his jacket off and leaves it on the arena floor as he slides under the bottom rope

After Darling Violetta hits Nathan slowly walks to the ring, eyes fixated on the ring. After sliding under the ropes he lleans into the corner.

( The bell rings and we are under way. The match
starts off hot and heavy as each man go at it fist and
fury laying in the punches. Brian gets the advantage
quickly. Tommy hits the ropes and comes back with a
clothesline that floors Nathan. Nathan gets up and is
dizzy, Tommy runs at Nathan and sends him over the top
rope with a knee lift. Tommy goes to the outside to
pick up Nathan who gives him a low blow followed up by
a DDT on the concrete. Chupa slides back into the ring
and comesback with a no hands front flip to the ouside
onto Brian. Chupa with a cover 1..2..kickout by Brian.
Brian is up and Chupa goes for another DDT, but Brian
blocks and answers with a Implant DDT! Cover 1..2..kickout by Nathan! )

Caan : Oh so close

Malloy : Is it enough to put him out?

( Tommy gets in the ring as the ref looks on at Nathan who is getting up slowly. Tommy picks up Nathan and goes to slam him over the top rope, but Nathan reverses into a headscissors to the outside. Both men are up and Nathan with a boot to the gut. Tommy goes for a suplex, but Nathan gets out, sets up, and Nathan gives Tommy a hard piledriver! Cover 1..2..kickout! Nathan gets a table from under the ring as Tommy is getting back up. Nathan sets up the table beside the ring and kicks Tommy in the head as he is entering for good measure.)

Caan: Not a good idea

Malloy: Nathan is wanting to finish him off.

( Nathan tries to give Tommy a powerbomb, but Tommy
blocks. Tommy gets away and goes for a Super Kick, but Nathan catches his foot and locks him in The Ankle
Lock!!!!!!!!!!! Tommy is screaming in pain as Nathan
grapeveins his leg. Tommy can't take it anymore, but he refuses to tap out getting to the ropes. Nathan goes up top and drops a big time knee on the chest of Tommy and a cover 1..2..kickout. Tommy is up and
on the apron. Nathan can see Tommy so he hits the ropes
and when he comes back he hits a spear through the
ropes to the outside that puts Nathan through the table
on the floor! )

Caan: OH MY GOD!

Malloy: That was insane

( Nathan is on top 1..2..kickout somehow by Tommy Victor! Neither man is moving an inch so the ref starts the countdown 10..9..8..7..6..5..4..3.. both men are up and into the ring at the same time. Each man is slumped over in the ring looking in a bad way. Both men are up Nathan sets up for another piledriver, but Tommy reverses and pulls A Fragmentation out of nowhere! Tommy with a cover 1..2..kickout by Nathan!

Caan: That was a close one

Malloy: Crazy a$$ people

( Tommy throws Nathan to the outside and sets up for a Fragmentation outside of the ring, but Nathan gets out into an inverted DDT. Cover 1..2..kickout by Tommy. )

Caan: This is a brutal match

Malloy: Yeah each man is beaten and bloddied right now.

( Each man is up and they are fighting to the back of
the arena. We are somewhere backstage and they are
still going at it. Tommy with a scoop slam on the
concrete 1..2..kickout. Nathan grabs Brian and rams him
head first into a steel door 1..2..kickout by Tommy!
Nathan goes to pick up Tommy who wiggles away. Tommy
goes for a clothesline, but Nathan ducks under and
gives Brian a russian leg sweep! Nathan with another piledriver on Tommy this time on the floor 1..2..kickout by Tommy. Nathan can't believe it as he is in shock. Nathan goes over and grabs a metal tray. Tommy is up and Nathan levels him with the metal tray. Nathan climbs on top of a trash can and leaps off with a flying leg drop. Nathan hurt himself, but is still able to cover 1..2..3! )

Winner and STILL UNITED STATES CHAMPION NATHIN DOE!