FNR/SNR - Las Vegas, Nevada - 3/23/07

[FN'R GM]

RUSH[/b]

Jack Evans vs. Fast Eddie Vegas

Vegas started the match early by giving Jack Evans an Asai Moonsault during Evans’s entrance. Fast Eddie Irish whips Evans into the steel steps. Vegas charged him and Evans used a back drop planting Fast Eddie back first onto the ring steps. Evans climbed to the top turnbuckle and delivered a 630 splash onto Eddie Vegas who was draped over the steel steps. Evans gets up and rolls Eddie Vegas into the ring for the official start of the match and after three open hand strikes to the mat from a zebra impersonator signaled the official ending of the match.

Winner: Jack Evans

Rush Main Event
Maddog vs. Darius Miles

The bell rings and before anything happens Olypsius comes down to ringside to do commentary. Darius starts out with a huge clothesline to the distracted Maddog and gets the advantage for a while. Darius would go for The Inquisition early in the match, but Maddog would reverse and land a Hangover out of nowhere. Maddog would cover and get a close two count. Maddog took over at the point and would work over the back of Darius for a while. Darius would battle back and would land a big belly to belly for a two count. Olypsius would get on the apron to argue with the ref about the speed of his count causing Darius to go over to Olypsius. Darius and Olypsius would argue, which led to the finish when Maddog dropkicked Darius into Olypsius and then rolled up Darius tight with an inside cradle for the 1...2...3!

Winner: Maddog

[FN'R GM]

RAMPAGE

Nathaniel Broadway vs. Violator

Broadway was faced with a tremendous reach disadvantage of eight inches. He quickly brought that down to size with a left cut kick followed by a tremendous right hand that knocked Violator to the floor! Broadway used some ground and pound and wear down holds on the larger man. Broadway locked on the Kimura and Broadway was forced to tap out!

Winner: Nathaniel Broadway

( Reise Reise by Rammstein hits on the PA as El Chupacabra comes out to the ring. The announcer prepares to announce him, but Chupa takes the mic out of his hands.)

Chupa: First things first monkey number one get out of my ring I do not need you to tell these people who I am they already know about me.

(The announcer leaves.)

Chupa: Second monkey number two cut my new damn music I have been in this ring a good thirty seconds so I think it is time it is shut off amateur.

(The music shuts off.)

Chupa: Now I am not out here to hype up a match at the pay per view, because I am not on it. My tag team partner will take care of Shadow Man and everything else will be everything else.

(He pauses and looks around.)

Chupa: You see El Chupacabra has came out to this....no HIS ring to say that he is tired of it. I am tired of facing the no talent trash that is leftover. I have been here a while and have not faced anyone worth a damn. So I have a message for Derrick Wade. You get off your ass and you find me a decent challenger.

(booing)

Chupa: You see I came here for a challenge. I fear no man, because their is not a man on this roster or any other roster that is on the same level as El Chupacabra. Not Shadow Man. Not Moses Lake. Not Jesse Nunez and most certainly not any of those five quote unquote stars in our main event this week. I want to see someone step up, because you will either step up or I will step on you and then.........

(Ebon comes down to the ring.)

Ebon: You know what Chupa. You do have a point. You have not faced anyone in EwC worth much, but I am sure that these people do not want to listen to you rant and rave on and on and on about it.

(cheers)

Chupa: What are you going to do about it? You going to take a shot at me? Do yourself a favor boy get out of El Chupacabra's ring before El Chupacabra makes you get out of his ring.

(Ebon smiles)

Ebon: I am not here to take a shot at you. I am here to tell you something. Well better warn you of something. There is a man that I know you should fear. You should fear him and he will tell you himself he is a man to be feared.

Chupa: Who? That emo looking banana with pink eyeliner that you call a tag team partner. I am sorry, but Dreadnaught does not strike fear into anyone in this federation let alone me.

Ebon: Oh its not Dreadnaught, but you will find out. You pride yourself on being outragious and disturbing. This man can match you or even out do you in that area.

(Chupa makes a scarcastic looking scared face.)

Chupa: Whatever man just bring him in cause I need a challenge.

(From the crowd runs in Draven who hits Ebon from behind. Chupa and Draven beatdown Ebon for a bit before Chupa bends down in the face of Ebon.)

Chupa: Ebon tell your friend I will be waiting for him and I hope he is man enough to show up at Stranglemania to at least confront me.

(Chupa throws the mic on the head of Ebon as we fade on the scene.)

[FN'R GM]

Nathan Doe vs. Tommy Victor

Victor started fast on Doe and began to beat Doe into a corner with ten fists from the second turnbuckles and when Doe sinks down Victor gave him a few stiff stomps. This continued for some time until Doe was Irish whipped into the referee, Tommy Victor took that as an opportunity to go to the outside a retrieve a chair, right before he is able to hit Nathan Doe, Violator hit the ring and attacked Tommy Victor, Violator utilized the Edge Of Destiny on Tommy Victor. Violator turned his attention to Nathan Doe and turned into a chair shot from Doe. Doe got a pair of handcuffs from Grace and shackled Violator to the middle rope! Doe grabs the chair again and smacks Tommy Victor with it. He awakens the referee and pins Victor.

Winner: Nathan Doe

Post Match

The referee handed Nathan Doe another set of handcuffs and Doe handcuffed Victor to the middle rope across from Violator. Grace enters the ring with a Singapore cane and she hands it to Doe, Doe points the cane at Violator and gets a pop, then he points it and Victor for another pop. He eventually begins to alternate cane shots on both men. Each one accompanied by a sickening WHACK! He continued it until the cane broke across the back of Tommy Victor!

Blood Streams vs Jason Burgess and Shadow Man

The bell rings and the match is under way with Christ and Jason starting it off. Jason would dominate his younger opponent and have him hurting before tagging in Shadow Man. Christ did not stay in long, because as soon as Shadow Man was in he ring he ran to his corner to tag in his reluctant partner. Olypsius got in the ring and hit some good shots on Shadow Man that had him smiling, but Shadow Man would floor the TV Champ with a stiff clothesline. Olypsius would stumble up and tag in Christ who got kicked in the face before getting nailed with The Darkness. Shadow Man would cover and Olypsius would break it up at two. Shadow Man tagged Jason back in before tackling Olypsius through the ropes. Shadow Man would be visibly angered as he laid in stiff shots to his younger opponent. As the ref was distracted Christ would low blow Jason and cover him. The ref was still trying to separate Olypsius and Shadow Man when Maddog ran out and hit The Enigmatic Drop on Christ. Maddog out Jason on Christ and ref got in to count the three.

Winners: Jason Burgess and Shadow Man

Post Match

Darius Miles would run in from the back and attack Maddog. The two would soon turn their attention to Olypsius who was dazed from the confrontation with Shadow Man. Olypsius would be saved by El Chupacabra coming in and cleaning house.

[FN'R GM]

(No entrances for this one it would waste too much space )

( The bell rings. Nick charges Anarchist and Angel clotheslining them both over the top rope as Blade and Dreadnaught duke it out in the corner. Angel is hurt and not moving at the moment. Nick grabs Dreadnaught from behind for Blade. Blade goes for a clothesline, but Dreadnaught gets a boot up in his face and back kicks Nick in the groin. Dreadnaught hits the ropes and when he gets to the other side he hits a suicide dive onto Anarchist. Blade and Nick battle it out in the ring as Dreadnaught mounts Anarchist and punches him in the head. Anarchist takes Dreadnaught down with a DDT and mounts the top rope. Blade runs over and crothces Anarchist. Blade sets up Anarchist for a superplex and Nick gets under Blade getting him in a powerbomb like position. Nick powerbombs Blade causing him to superplex Anarchist! )

Caan: Great move.

Madden: Nick Sickk is awesome

Caan: All the people in this match are awesome.

Madden: Yeah, but what is up with Angel. The EMT's are coming for her.

( The EMT's cart away Angel as the four people are up slowly. Dreadnaught is the first person to grab the ladder. He brings it over and sets it on the apron. Blade bounces off the ropes and hits a baseball slide dropkick into the ladder and into the face of Alexander Dreadnaught! Blade grabs the ladder and brings it into the ring and props it up in the corner. Anarchist charges at Blade and Blade uses his momentum against him to pick him up and flapjack him into the ladder. Nick runs at Blade and clotheslines him from behind. Nick takes the ladder, lies it down on the mat, and puts Blade on top of it. Nick gets on the middle turnbuckle and hits a jumping leg drop onto Blade who is on the ladder, but comes down with his rear end on Blade's face. Nick grabs his ass and lets out a scream of pain. )

Caan: I think Nick broke his ass.

Madden: That or maybe Blade's head is stuck up it now.

( Nick goes to the outside and grabs a table from ringside. Nick gets in the ring and sets up the table and puts Dreadnaught on it. Anarchist gets on the apron and goes for springboard hurricanranna, but Nick holds onto him and powerbombs him onto Dreadnaught putting both through the table. Nick grabs the ladder and starts to climb up it. Nick gets about three quaters of the way up and Blade out of nowhere jumps off the top rope and dropkicks Nick off the ladder to the mat. The ladder falls over and both Dreadnaught and Anarchist grabs it. Anarchist has the end with the feet and Dreadnaught has the end with the head. Anarchist and Dreadnaught fight for a bit before Dreadnaught runs forewards sandwhiching Anarchist in between the ladder and the turnbuckle. Dreadnaught sets the ladder at a slant, runs up it, and dropkicks Anarchist in the face. )

Caan: A dropkick by Dreadnaught and Anarchist had nowhere to go.

Madden: He used his feet and when your feet are infected you need BOOM tough actin tinactin!

( Dreadnaught grabs a second ladder and sets it up under the bag. Dreadnaught starts to climb up one side of the ladder as Blade starts to climb the other. The two men get to the top and start to exchange punches with Blade getting the upperhand. Blade smashes Dreadnaught's head into the ladder head. Blade stands up and hits a sunset flip into a powerbomb off the ladder onto Dreadnaught! )

Caan: Blade took a big risk.

Madden: That could have killed Dreadnaught.

( Anarchist is down and Dreadnaught is using the ropes to get to feet. Blade gets both ladders set up climbing both at the same time and gets to the top. Blade has the bag of money in his hands when out of nowhere Nick hits the ropes and springboards to the top of the ladders and taking down Blade with A Collision Course that causes both men to hit the concrete hard on the outside! )

Caan: Well.....

Madden: Yeah that is what I think too......

( Anarchist makes a rush, but is caught by Dreadnaught who hits a Ganja Drop! Dreadnaught set up a ladder. Dreadnaught has the bag and its off! Dreadnaught wins the match! )

Winner: Alexander Dreadnaught!

Post Match

From the back runs in BDC and the rest of the MNB money in the bank participants. The FN'R guys are back in the ring and we got a brawl! Shadow Man and Jason Burgess run out to help the FN'R guys, but this prompts the Impact Players to come to the ring. We got Cameron and Shadow Man battling it out in the ring. Now the entire FN'R roster is out and ges involved. From the crowd runs in Joey Orsome and Jesse Nunez. Jesse gets in the battle hitting Blade from behind. More people are coming in from the back Moses Lake is out he gets on the top rope and leaps at the mass of people in the ring. We are out in the ramp it is total chaos! Joey Orsome has somehow managed to steal the bag of money and get up the ramp the entrance area. Orsome has his hands in the air, but does not see Jay Reynolds behind him. Joey turns around into The J-Connection!!!!! The chaos continues as we fade out on the scene