FNR/SNR - Auckland, New Zealand - 4/20/07

[FN'R GM]

(Rush opens backstage with Jack Evans sitting on a stool in the locker room staring off in to space. Teddy Hart walks in and Jack Evans had no reaction)

Teddy: Earth to Jack!

(Nothing)

Teddy: YO JACK!

(Jack looks up at Teddy and giggles)

Teddy: What’s up with you

Jack: Yo I was out last night with Necro Butcher and Dread, and then it like, turned 4/20. And me and Necro started to smoke some

Teddy: Oregano

Jack: AND YOU KNOW THIS

Teddy: Ok don’t worry about it you stay here and I’ll wrestle on my own.

(fade)

Rush Opener
Necro Butcher vs. Teddy Hart

Necro came out with the same goofy look that Jack Evans had on his face, and Teddy Hart came out with the trademark Owen Hart glare. For most of the match Teddy Hart used a hit and run offense he eventually got rolling and dropkicked The Necro Butcher out of the ring. True to his hardcore roots Necro went searching under the ring for a WMD and found one in the form of a light tube. Teddy Hart however acted quickly and spring boarded off the top rope and mule kicked Necro Butcher causing him two slam the into the ring post, light tube first, head second. Splitting him wide open! Teddy got Necro Butcher back into the ring and hit him with a dropsault and quickly scaled to the top turn buckle, and hit him with the Open Hart Surgery for the pin.

Winner-Teddy Hart

Rush Main Event

Candy vs. DJ vs. Rain

All three competitors are in the ring and ready to go when the lights cut out in the arena and red strobe lights flash on and off and loud chair shots can be heard echoing through the arena, when the lights come back on Jackal is standing in the ring with a chair with streaks of blood on it, then the camera shows Candy, DJ, and Rain all bleeding from the head.

Winner: No Contest

Post Match

(Jackal asks for the house mike and stands in the middle of the ring still holding the chair. Jackal looks at the beaten and broken bodies in the ring with him and smiles sadistically. He brings the microphone to his mouth to speak.)

Jackal- “So..this..THIS is the future of the EWC. The rookies, goddam am I glad I am back." Jackal laughs a little as the fans give him boos wih a few mixed cheers here and there. "So.. these are the kind of people I have to face at RITB, these are the new people everyone raves about. Wow.. and all this time I thought these guys like..Broadway, Jay Cee, and whoever else would be a threat but if they are anything like these guys, they will be nothing more then my prey. Mac wanted me to step down from the roster for people like this, I don't THINK SO!"

("Cheat on the Church" by Graveyard BBQ plays and Jackal leaves the ring and Rush fades out)

[FN'R GM]

RAMPAGE

Debut Match
Tommy Polo vs. Redface Rogers

Both men where impressive in there Rampage debuts. Neither gave an inch of ground to the other and stayed competitive throughout. The ending came when Tommy Polo hit Redface Rogers with The Muscle Buster.

Winner: Tommy Polo

Singles Match
Level One vs. Nathaniel Broadway

In one of the best matches of the night Broadway and Level One where able to get a 5 star match from one another. Level One controlled the early stages of the but he barely controlled it he used his size to his advantage, but his size ultimately may have played a part in this match as Broadway utilized his outstanding cardio vascular training to outlast Level One and he ended up finishing with a flurry of strikes on the ground and the referee stepped in and stopped the match.

Winner: Nathaniel Broadway

[FN'R GM]

Alexander Dreadnaught vs Jackal

The match would be sort of short, but still it was pacted with action. The match would start out with Jackal being dominate much like he was against Candy on last weeks show. Jackal would hit a Doi 555 on Dreadnaught for a close two count. Dreadnaught would start to battle back hitting a few good shots and nearly taking the head off of Jackal with a big boot to the face. Dreadnaught would go for a Ganja Drop, but in mid move Jackal would revese into The Rapture spiking Dreadnaught's head on the mat like a lawndart. Cover 1..2..3!

Winner: Jackal

[glow=LimeGreen,2,300]United States Championship Match[/glow]
Angel vs Nathan Doe (c)
Guest Commentator: Victor Hades

In what would be a great match we had Nathan Doe defend his US Title against Angel the longest reigning TV Champion in EwC history. Nathan would come off hard in the start of the match hitting several big moves and just genrally out powering his female opponent. Angel would look to be on the ropes, but when Nathan showed a moment of cockiness and just really underestimating Angel Doe would get rolled up into an inside cradle that would get a quick two count. Angel would start going at it harder than we have ever seen her in her EwC career hitting Doe with some hard chops and fallowing up with a spinkick to his chest. Angel would go up and connect with a moonsault for a two. Angel would go to the well a second time and that would be her undoing. Nathan would get his legs up into her stomach and when Doe got to his feet he would nail her with a big time piledriver. Doe would signal for the end take Angel to the corner, but she would hit a low blow before setting up for The Heaven's Gates. Doe would kick off the turnbuckle behind him and use his momentum to swing himself forward into a small package 1..2..3!

Winner and STILL US CHAMPION: NATHAN DOE!!!!!

Post Match

Post match Victor Hades would enter the ring and beatdown the two fighters moments after their grueling match. Hades would grab a mic.

Victor Hades: Some people say that the US Title needs better contenders. Well I have got myself a shot at that title after Rumble in the Bronx. I will take it from whoever is champion and restore its glory.

[Michael Saint]

( Open in the ring )

Announcer: The following contest is schedualed for one and is the special 10 man cage of death!

( Raining Blood by Slayer hits on the PA as The Impact Players come to ringside and stand in their area. )

Announcer: First Victor Hades, Olypsius, Alex Draven, El Chupacabra, and Cameron Hayden they are The Impact Players!!!!!!!

( The New Shit by Marilyn Manson hits on the PA as Team FORCE comes to the ring. )

Announcer: And their opponents Shadow Man, Eddie Mendez, Ebon, Blade, and Maddog they are Team FORCE!!!!!!!!!!!!

( Ebon gathers his team in a circle and says something to him. Everyone, but Blade seems ok with it. Shadow Man wraps his arm around Blade and gets him to go along. We have Team FORCE do a jumping white guy high five as The Impact Players stare on with a look of confusion on their faces. )

Caan: Riiiiiiight.

Madden: Um.....yeah.

( The bell rings as Chupa and Shadow Man start off the match for their respective teams. Shadow Man charges and Chupa gets out of the ring. Shadow Man goes after him, but Chupa gets back in the ring. Shadow Man once again charges Chupa and he once again gets out of the ring. The crowd starts to chant something at Chupa that I would rather not repeat and he locks up with Shadow Man. Shadow Man with and go behind. Chupa with a snapmare and a dropkick to the back of the head of Shadow Man. Both men are up and Shadow Man with a hiptoss into an armbar. Shadow Man wrenches the hold, but it does not matter cause no pins until everyone is in the match. A buzzer sounds and Ebon is in the match. )

Caan: Ebon is in.

Madden: Should be good.

( Ebon comes in and takes down Chupa. Ebon and Shadow Man with a double team, but another buzzer goes off and Cameron Hayden is in the match. Cameron goes right for Shadow Man taking him out of the ring. Cameron grabs a barbwire baseball bat and goes to town on Shadow Man as Ebon and Chupa are exchanging punches in the center of the ring. Chupa goes for The Downward Spiral, but Ebon is able to reverse into The KTFO! Shadow Man with a drop toe hold causing the barbwire to go into the face of Cameron. Shadow Man and Cameron are both busted open and Shadow Man dropkicks Cameron through a table sitting in the corner of the cage. Shadow Man back in the ring with the bat. Shadow Man swings for the head of Chupa, but Chupa ducks under and Ebon takes it to the top of the head as a buzzer goes off. )

Caan: Who is next?

Madden: Can hardly wait.

( Maddog and Olypsius enter the cage at the same time. Maddog and Olypsius waste no time going after one another. )

Caan: Ok that was no shock.

Madden: And the crowd goes mild!

( Chupa takes the barbwire bat away from Shadow Man and cracks him over the head with it. Chupa digs the barbwire into the face of Shadow Man. Chupa takes the blood of Shadow Man whipping it on his face and licking it off of his hands. Chupa smiles as he goes to the top rope. Chupa comes off with an elbow drop using the bat, but Shadow Man rolls out of harms way. A bloody Shadow Man is up mounting Chupa and going crazy with the punches on his face. )

Caan: Maybe Chupa should not have hurt him.

Madden: Ya think?

( Yet another buzzer as we get Blade and Victor Hades into the match. Ebon has finally recovered from Shadow Man's bat shot and goes out of the ring for Cameron Hayden who has made it to his feet as well. Olypsius is able to connect on the outside with a Brainbuster on Maddog. Olypsius starts to choke Maddog with the end of a chair as Blade and Victor are battling it out in a corner of the ring. Blade with a hard DDT that has Hades in a bad way. Ebon has Cameron set for the KTFO, but from the crowd runs in.....NECRO BUTCHER with a clothesline from behind. )

Caan: What in the hell?

Madden: Um can someone tell Necro Butcher that he is only a part of Rush this week and not Rampage.

( Necro Butch locks in the Asiatic Spike on Ebon who starts to tap out and scream in agony! )

Caan: Get him out now!

Madden: Yeah he is not part of the match. I mean I find it entertaining when people beat the shit out of Ebon, but he is not the person to do so at the moment.

( The final buzzer sounds as Eddie Mendez and Alex Draven are in the match. Alex and Eddie to not even make it to the cage before for they attack one another. Eddie and Draven try to enter the cage over the top. Eddie with a hard slap and then a suplex from the top of the cage to the inside of the ring. )

Caan: Jesus christ!

Madden: Draven got fucked up!

( Eddie enters the ring and helps with a double team on Hades with Blade. Cameron locks Ebon in The Contraception as the refs finally get Necro Butcher to leave the cage. Necro throws his hands in the air to a great ovation as he leaves for the back. Ebon is about to tap out, but Shadow Man is able to run over and stop it just in time. A bloody Chupa is on the top turnbuckle and leaps off to the outside taking out Ebon, Shadow Man, and Cameron all at once. Those four men remain in a heap at ringside as Alex Draven has got to his feet and goes after Blade. Draven goes for a backsuplex on Blade, but Blade blocks and connects with a Piledriver! Blade covers 1..2..Hades is able to break up the pin at the last second. )

Caan: Close.

Madden: This is nuts.

( Olypsius enter the ring with Maddog not far behind. Maddog comes up from behind and is able to roll up Olypsius 1..2..kickout. Chupa is up somehow and is setting up a table wrapped in barbwire. Cameron and Chupa set up Shadow Man for a double powerbomb through the table, but Ebon is able to stop it. Shadow Man gets back in the ring and is a house of fire. Shadow Man takes Victor Hades over the top with a dropkick and then sends Olypsius over with a clothesline. )

Caan: Shadow Man going nuts!

Madden: Wow.

( Eddie and Blade along with Maddog go to the outside to take out Hades and Olypsius. Chupa and Cameron are scaling the cage and Ebon is not far behind. Ebon, Chupa, and Cameron are all near the top of the cage. Ebon tries to fight off the two men, but gets a double russian leg sweep off the cage through the barbwire wrapped table! )

Caan: Good lord.

Madden: Well damn!

( Ebon, Cameron, and Chupa all lie in a pile on the rubble of the broken table as Draven is in the ring stumbling to his feet. Shadow Man with a set up and The Darkness onto a chair! Cover 1..2..3! )

Winners: Team FORCE!

( Shadow Man stands in the ring with his hands in the air as we fade out on the scene! )