FN'R/SNR Atlanta, GA - 6/22/2007

[Michael Saint]

[glow=blue,2,300]Rush[/glow]

Jack Evans vs Jimmy Rave

The match was short and sweet. Jack would go for some of his signature flying, but Jimmy would somehow be able to ground him easily. Teddy would come out and attempt to help Jack, but he would get taken out by another GA native in Air Paris. This would allow Jimmy to get Jack down to lock in a Heel Hook for the three count.

Winner: Jimmy Rave!

[glow=blue,2,300]Main Event[/glow]
The Gladiator vs Redface Rodgers

Rogers came in trying to out muscle Gladiator and both men had a power struggle for most of the match. Gladiator turned the tide in his favor after executing The Stroke followed by the Stars and Stripes.

Winner: Gladiator.

SuperJoint Ritual - Waiting for the Turning Point

Its inside, I felt it then, I feel it now, I feel it now
The turning point, waiting for it, a time bomb, Im waiting for
the turning point, to lead my life from endless rage, to rip out
the page, expect the worst, you get the best, I'll wait out the rest,
the turning point. waiting. endless is waiting
It will be just for me, not her or him or them with hands out
Breaking free of the family, of the lawyers and the vampire
half wits - Waiting for the turning point...
Waiting for the turning point...
Im waiting; Im f**k**g waiting
Laid out, planned out, on my own it works out, frightful
desperate, unpredictably turns out. Desperate, frightful,
Laid out, planned out, on my own it works out, waiting for
the turning point to drive into me

(Fade)

[Michael Saint]

[glow=limegreen,2,300]Rampage[/glow]

(Show opens up and we find out Michael Saint and El Chupacabra are doing commentary for all matches on the card.)


Opener
Dog Collar Match

Link vs. DJ Jones

DJ Jones is in the ring awaiting for his opponent, Link, to show up to the ring. “Elite” begins to play and out comes Link. He makes his way to the ring. Fans are cheering for both men. The referee begins to tell the two superstars the rules to the match. The ref puts a dog collar on DJ Jones’ neck, at the end of the chain on the dog collar goes to another dog collar, which is now being put around Link’s neck.

The ref signals for the bell as the match gets underway. DJ Jones pulls the chain as Link runs toward him, DJ Jones rolls up Link for the pin. Link kicks out at 1. Link gets to his feet and is given a DDT. Link hits face first in the mat. The fans cheer. DJ Jones gets up back to his feet and looks around the crowd with a smile as he waves toward them. He lifts Link back up to his feet and sets up for a vertical suplex. He has Link up in the air, while Link is going back he lands on his feet and pulls on the chain turning around DJ Jones straight into a clothesline. The fans go crazy.

Link goes down to one knee as he gets DJ Jones in a headlock. After a few minutes DJ Jones gets up and tries to get Link into a sidewalk slam but is reversed by Link into arm drag. Both men jump to their feet, but Link sends DJ Jones down with a dropkick. Link goes for a pin, but only gets a two count. The fans are still cheering for both men, but Link seems to have more fans in attendance. DJ Jones tries rolling out of the ring, but forgets he is chained up to Link so he does not move very far. DJ Jones is helped up and gives a thumb to the eye to Link. Link kicks DJ Jones in the mid section and pulls his head between his legs. He signals for The Missing Link, he hits it as DJ Jones’ face hit’s the middle turnbuckle knocking him out. Link goes for the pin. 1,2,3!

Winner - Link

Velvet Revolver - Slither

Hey Hey Hey

When you look you see right through me
Cut the rope, fell to my knees
Born and broken every single time

Always keep me under finger
That's the spot where you run to me
Might see some type of pleasure in my mind

Yeah, here comes the water
It comes to wash away the sins of you and I
This time you see

Hey hey hey

When you seek me you destroy me
Rape my mind and smell the poppies
Born and bloodied every single time

Always keep me under finger
That's the spot where you might linger
But I see some type of pleasure in my mind

Yeah, here comes the water
It comes to wash away the sins of you and I
This time you see
Like holy water
It only burns you faster than you'll ever dry
This time with me

[guitar solo]

When you look you see right through me
Cut the rope, fell to my knees
Born and Bloodied
Every single time

Yeah, here comes the water
It comes to wash away the sins of you and I
This time you see
Like holy water
It only burns you faster than you'll ever dry
This time with me

Hey, hey, hey

(Commercial)

Maddog vs Darius Miles

This would be a good match. Darius would get in some good offense early on, but Maddog would take over and dominate most of the match. Maddog would slam and suplex the former North American Champion all over the ring. Darius would get in a few good shots on Maddog, but nothing seemed to work.Since joining the Impact Players Maddog has a new life and more drive than a lot of people around. Maddog would end the match with a Hangover for the three count.

Winner: Maddog.

Post match the newest member of the Rampage roster would run in and attack Maddog in Dark Soul. Maddog would give chase before laying down a challenge for his TV Tite at Scars and Stripes. Dark Soul got what he wanted, but did he bite off more than he can chew.

HellYeah - You Wouldn't Know

You couldn't be, you couldn't be me even if you wanted to,
Everything I've been through.
Live your life, soaking up all my sunshine,
And smile your whole life,
I wouldn't know

18 wheels are rolling,
18 wheels are crushing,
Me down,
Running me down
Cars are crashing
Cars are crashin, all around me
Running me down,

All my days are numbered,
All my days are grey,
All my skies are covered,
All my ends are frayed,

You couldn't be, you couldn't be me even if you wanted to,
Everything I've been through. You wouldn't know
Live your life, soaking up all my sunshine,
And smile your whole life,
I wouldn't know

Lightning's crashin'
Thunder's rolling all around me,
Bringin me down
Stars are falling,
Fires lighting all around me,
Burning me down

All my days are numbered,
All my days are grey,
All my skies are covered,
All my ends are frayed,

You couldn't be, you couldn't be me even if you wanted to,
Everything I've been through. You wouldn't know
Live your life, soaking up all my sunshine,
And smile your whole life,
I wouldn't know

Feels like I'm falling down,
Inside a fever rising,
Buried my life deep in the ground,
Left my existence lying, so lets go

You couldn't be, you couldn't be me even if you wanted to,
Everything I've been through.
Live your life, soaking up all my sunshine,
And smile your whole life,
I wouldn't know

(Commercial)

[Michael Saint]

The opening notes of "Oh My God" by Guns N' Roses is heard and red, white, and blue strobes light the arena up in a glorious display of greatness. Sean "The Man" Ferguson marches out to the stage area, microphone in hand, and climbs into the ring.

Saint: What's this Brawl-hole doing on MY show?!

Chupa: I'll take care of this guy!

El Chupacabra stands from the commentator's table and drops his headset. Sean looks over, grabs his crotch and says his peace.

Sean: I'm not really supposed to be out here. They don't really like me on this show, but I figured I'd reach out to the four people that actually tune-in on Friday. Auditions for America's Next Member of Retribution Solution are available at my website: ewcprez.proboards20.com/index.cgi?action=pm. They're open to everyone, even the slackjawed idiots on this show. So, if you want to stand up for what's right, you can try out for the greatest team to have ever existsed.

El Chupacabra is standing on the ring apron, yelling at Ferguson to get out of his ring. Sean backs out of the ring and climbs through the ropes, watching the Tag Team Champion.

Sean: Even you can try out, dude. Although, it'll be awkward for you to try out for a team that'll be coming for your tag team titles when we're done with BDC and his bitches. But whatever man, girls can try out I guess.

El Chupacabra charges through the ropes and Sean flips him off and sticks his tongue out before climbing through the crowd and disappearing amongst the rabid EWC fans.

Alexander Dreadnaught vs "The Jackal" Brian Alexander

Alexander Dreadnaught vs. “The Jackal” Brian Alexander

Dreadnaught came out a blaze but was quickly neutralized by Brian Alexander. Dreadnaught used a great amateur wrestling double leg takedown but Brian Alexander locked in a triangle choke from the bottom. Dreadnaught tried to fight out of it but when that didn’t work he lifted Alexander high into the air and slammed him back down to the mat causing The Jackal to let go. Jackal uses a spear to knock Dreadnaught off of his feet and quickly locks in the Tenderization.

Winner: “The Jackal” Brian Alexander

Guns N Roses - Welcome To The Jungle

Welcome to the jungle
We got fun 'n' games
We got everything you want
Honey we know the names
We are the people that can find
Whatever you may need
If you got the money honey
We got your disease


Chorus:


In the jungle
Welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring you to your shun n,n,n,n,,n,n,,n,n,n,,n,n,,n knees, knees
I wanna watch you bleed


Welcome to the jungle
We take it day by day
If you want it you're gonna bleed
But it's the price you pay
And you're a very sexy girl
That's very hard to please
You can taste the bright lights
But you won't get them for free
In the jungle
Welcome to the jungle
Feel my, my, my serpentine
I, I wanna hear you scream


Welcome to the jungle
It gets worse here everyday
Ya learn ta live like an animal
In the jungle where we play
If you got a hunger for what you see
You'll take it eventually
You can have anything you want
But you better not take it from me


Chorus


And when you're high you never
Ever want to come down, so down, so down, so down YEAH!


You know where you are
You're in the jungle baby
You're gonna die
In the jungle
Welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring you to your shu n,n,n,,n,n,,n,n,n,,n,n,,n,n,,n knees, knees
In the jungle
Welcome to the jungle
Feel my, my, my serpentine
In the jungle
Welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring you to your shun n,n,n,n,,n,n,,n,n,,n,n,,n.n, knees, knees
In the jungle
Welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring you to your
It's gonna bring you down!
Ha!

(Commercial)

[Michael Saint]

((( Camera fades in as the show comes back from commercial and we see Joe Rogan in the middle of the ring...)))

JR: Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome, Heavy Metal Legend, AXL ROSE!!.

(( Welcome to the Jungle starts playing as Axl makes his way into the ring..)))

JR: Axl, you will be involved in The Battle of The Bands. You said you needed to get something off your chest. Well, now's the time.

AXL: Listen up man. What Slash did to me was totally f*ck*ng uncalled for. Slash, you sorry piece of sh*t, You think you're a heavy hitter now? Well, remember who made you, you little b*t*h. I made your @$$. We sold out the world together and this is the thanks I get man? A guitar over my head man? You don't know what you did. Without me, you're nothing man. You're going to pay you stupid f*ck. I want you to come out here and try to finish the job if you the b@lls.

((( crowd starts to boo Axl...)))

AXL: I don't give a f*ck about what you people think man. You can all go f*...

((( SUDDENLY, "I Stand Alone" by Godsmack starts to play, the lights go purple and THE DARK SOUL ascends from the stage. He begins to walk towards the ring and then, he stops. He puts on his black gloves and climbs into the ring. Lights come back to normal and the crowd is nuts...))))

AXL: Now who the f*ck you are?? You don't wanna answer me?? I'm Axl Rose B*TCH!

((( Peters kicks Axl in the stomach, grabs him and hooks him up. Peters lifts Axl in suplex stance and then, BOOM, DARKHAMMER. The crowd goes crazy. Peters signs for Rogan to get closer with the microphone. Peters speaks looking al Axl's broken corpse...)))

JP: Can you feel it? It is the winds of change. A New Ruler has come to Rampage, and his dark cloud has covered everything. Can you feel it? Can you sense it? the change is HERE. I told you I was coming, and you didn't believe. Now, you will pay the prize for your lack of vision.

((( Peters grabs Joe Rogan by the throat....)))

JP: Listen to me, you worthless piece of human waste. You go to the back, you find Shadow Man, and you tell him that I will see him at SCARS AND STRIPES, and I don't care if he has another appoinment, The Dark Soul will face him, and The Dark Soul will become the NEW World Heavyweight Champion. Also, I announce an OPEN CHALLENGE to anyone who's man enough to face me, right here, NEXT WEEK, One on one. The Reign of The Dark Soul has begun, and that is the way it's going to be.

((( Peters lets go of Rogan and grabs Axl's broken body and throws out of the ring. Peters stands in the middle of the ring as the crowd boos him badly...)))

[glow=limegreen,2,300]Real Battle Of The Bands[/glow]

The Real Battle of the Bands-Battle Royal

All four bands wasted little time going after there longtime rivals. Hellyeah led by Vinnie Paul Abbott went after Superjoint Ritual and ex Pantera band mate Phil Anselmo. On the other side of the ring a Axl Roseless Guns N Roses were doing battle with Velvet Revolver. Tom Maxwell was quickly eliminated by Superjoint Ritual members but after that Hellyeah came back to shut out Superjoint and eliminate the band. Hellyeah then helped Velvet Revolver to eliminate all of Guns N’ Roses. Just when it appeared that Hellyeah and Velvet Revolver were going to do battle THE INSANE CLOWN POSSE ran down to the ring. Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope cleaned house and eliminated all the remaining Hellyeah and Velvet Revolver members.

Winners: Insane Clown Posse

Insane Clown Posse - Tilt-A-Whirl

Oh my goody look a chicken
Keep your money here's a ticket
Hold up keep your kids out here
They too young to play in there
Step right up now strap'em in
Lock it tight under his chin
Clamp his arms up to his side
It's gon' be a helly ride
Now if you misplace an item
Psychopathic straight up find'em
If you lose your nugget yo
Hatchet ain't responsible
Look and wonder if you will
Cuz we about to rip and kill
Think about your every sin
As our tilt-a-whirly spins

(violent j, and shaggy 2 dope)

(chorus 2x)
Theeeeeey....allllll....diiiiie....diiiiie

(violent j, and shaggy 2 dope)
Looky look a fancy f**k
With his wallet up his butt
Give the wealthy what they want
f**k the line put him up front
Welcome to our spectacle
Carny rides eccentrical
Hope you like it even though
Hafta mingle with the poor
Here you go sir have a seat
You've got to take this ride, it's neat
Tell ya now the ride is fast
Might want me to hold your cash
We gonna spin until your soul
Leaves your body dead and cold
Tilt-a-whirly sprayin' blood
All over the neighborhood

(chorus 2x)

(violent j)
Get up on it get up on it get up on it, get on
Get up on it get up on it get up on it, wheee
Get up on it get up on it get up on it, get on
Get up on it get up on it get up on it, ride
Get up on it get up on it get up on it, get on
Get up on it get up on it get up on it, *squeak*
Get up on it get up on it get up on it, ride

(violent j, and shaggy 2 dope)
Welcome buddy, what you did
Like to punch up on your kids
Scoot all them dead bodies down
We can go another round
Excuse us while we clean up here
Pile them up on over there
Strap'em up then start the show
This time speed it up some more
Tell me any last requests
Before your guts rip out your chest
f**k all that don't give'em nothin'
Slap his ass and press the button
Fair enough now another down
Carnival don't f**k around
Fire up the tilt-a-whirl
And we'll see you all in hell

(chorus 2x)

Round and round and round you go (background*)

(shaggy 2 dope)
Yo, the dark carnival will never die.
I mean that's all we do is think about dyin'.
We wish we die, we hope we die.
The only problem is,
We ain't never ever ever gonna die m*th*rf**k*r!

(chorus till fade to commercial)

[Michael Saint]

Joe Rogan: Ladies the special guest ring announcer for this match Maddog!!!!!!

(Maddog comes out to the ring to take Chupa's place so he wrestle.)

[glow=limegreen,2,300]Main Event
Trios Tournament Finals[/glow]
El Chupacabra, Cameron Hayden, and Victor Hades
Vs
Shadow Man, Blade, and Ebon

(mOBSCENE by Marilyn Manson hits on the PA as Cameron Hayden and Victor Hades comes to the ring with Beth Harte )

Joe Rogan: Introducing first being accompanied to the ring by Beth Harte Victor Hades, Cameron Hayden, and El Chupacabra The Impact Players

( Bullet with a Name by Nonpoint hits on the PA as FORCE comes to the ring. We get a Jumping White Guy High Five on the ramp before they continue to walk )

Joe Rogan: Their opponents Shadow Man, Blade, and Ebon FORCE

( The bell rings as we have Hades and Blade starting off for their teams. Blade with a right hand and Hades answers in kind, but not kindly. Hades with a tackle and a mount, but Blade turns him over pounding on him going nuts. Blade gets up and Hades wobbles over tagging in Cameron Hayden. Cameron with a hip toss on Blade. Blade up and taken over with a japanese arm drag. Blade up and this time with a kick to the face fo Cameron. Blade with a hanging verticle suplex keeping Cameron up for over a minute before dropping back down the to the mat. Blade with a look at the crowd who is going nuts over his effort and covers 1..2..kickout by Cameron. Blade with a tag to Ebon. Ebon and Blade with a double irish whip, but Cameron with a blind tag to El Chupacabra. Cameron comes back off the whip as Blade and Ebon go for a double clothesline, but Cameron gets under them. Blade and Ebon turn around to get a springboard dropkick that takes them both down from Chupa. Blade rolls out and Ebon tags in Shadow Man. )

Saint: Oh this should be interesting.

Maddog: These two men can't stand one another.

( Chupa and Shadow Man go to the center of the ring. Chupa with a slap and Shadow Man with the same. The are now nose to nose sharing some words with one another. Shadow Man with a punch. Chupa lets out a scream and puts Shadow Man on the mat with a waistlock takedown. Chupa with a front facelock, but Shadow Man stands up and takes him over head. Chupa up and goes for a Superkick, but Shadow Man ducks under and drops Chupa with a neckbreaker. Cover 1..2..kickout by Chupa. Shadow Man with a charge, but Chupa grabs him and puts him down to the mat with a michinoku driver 2. Cover by Chupa 1..2..kickout. Chupa takes Shadow Man out of the ring and the two men continue to fight. Cameron and Blade go back in. Hades and Ebon grab chairs and we got an all out brawl. Chupe with a DDT on the floor to Shadow Man before putting Shadow Man on the announce table and taking Maddogs headphones away.)

Saint: Can I help you.

Chupa: Alright I want you and all the other people out in TV land to watch this. I am going to personally screw up their hero. This is how it is done children so watch close.

(Chupa throws off the headphones and reaches into his pocket pulling out a railroad spike.)

Saint: Oh no

Maddog: Just like at Uncensored.

(Chupa starts to ram the spike repeatedly into the forheard of Shadow Man. Shadow Man is bleeding badly now. This is crazy and El Chupacabra has crossed a line that he shouldn't have. Back in the ring the other four men in the match are watching on in horror and disbelief. Cameron with a cheapshot on Blade who answers with a DDT. Blade grabs a chair and waffles both Hades and Cameron. Blade covers Cameron 1..2..kickout.A second ref is out and pulls Chupa off Shadow Man whose face now resembles the inside of a bucket of crimson colored paint.Cameron is up. Blade with a KTFO on Hades and does not get to cover before Cameron kicks him Blade has Hades and hits a Death Wish. Ebon goes to the ropse, but when he hits the Chupa stabs him in the side with the railroad spike. Ebon falls to the mat with a three or four inch gaping wound in his side that is pouring out blood on the mat. Cameron covers Ebon as Blade covers Hades 1..2..3! )

Saint: who won?

Maddog: We did........um I think.

(Ebon is carted away by EMT's as Hades lies on the mat motionless. Blade, Chupa , and Cameron argue the end of the match with the two refs who each counted down a different man. Chupa grabs a mic as Shadow Man has somehow got to his corner again.)

Chupa: Since we can't have a winner. I say Ebon and Hades are eliminated. This match goes on 2 on 2 now. We win we the trophy. You two win you get our tag titles.

(Blade looks over at Shadow Man who nods his head to say go ahead. Its on again! Cameron and Blade are starting it off again as Chupa has drug the limp body of Victor Hades and lied him on the announce table.)

Saint: Come on man you had to put him here.

Maddog: Um yeah right. This not as bad as what he did to Shadow Man

( Chupa gets in and kicks Blade prompting a weakened Shadow man to get in the ring as well. Blade fights Chupa and Cameron fights Shadow Man. The refs have lost control. One tries to interfene, but Chupa Superkicks him into another time zone for getting involved. Cameron whips Shadow Man as Chupa whips Blade. Both come back and their opponents go for backdrops, but Shadow Man reverses into the GBC and Blade reverse into a sunset flip, but Chupa reverses Blade and drops him with The Compactor! Shadow Man and Chupa each have a cover. Saint runs in and the ref starts to count 1..2..3! )

Maddog: I give up. This shit has me confused as hell.

( Saint grabs a mic )

Saint: I out rank you Mr. Ref. what I say goes. I say Hayden and Chupa win. No one out ranks me not even Wade and I.........shit.

(EwC President Big Mac comes down to the ring. )

Mac: However I out rank you Michael.

Saint: I mean it is obvious we won.

Mac: Hmm I am not sure.

(The ref gets in Mac's face and Saint yanks him away)

Saint: Get out of this now!

Mac: Hey hey hey that is enough.

Saint: Sorry I just do not like this situation.

Mac: Well I will solve this problem. Ladies and gentlemen the Trios Tournament has ended in a draw.

(Booing)

Saint: Thank god a draw we keep the titles.

Mac: Oh who said that? I saw Shadow Man pin Cameron.

Saint: I saw Chupa pin Blade.

( Mac pauses a moment )

Mac: I will solve this.

(Saint nods)

Mac: Ladies and gentlemen your EwC Tag Team Champions El Chupacabra

(Chupa and Cameron breathe a sigh of relief they are safe. )

Mac: And...................Shadow Man!

(Chupa gets in the face of Mac screaming at him in spanish. )

Mac: Just shut up.

(Cameron and Blade walk up the entrance ramp. Mac shoves Chupa who stumbles into Shadow Man. Our new Tag Team Champions are rolling on the mat brawling with one another as we fade out on the scene.)