Fn'R/SNR Dover, Delaware - 7/20/2007

[Michael Saint]

The Briscoe Brothers vs Jack Evans and Teddy Hart

This match would be short and sweet. Mark would start off with Teddy and hit a DDT before tagging in his brother. Jay would plant Teddy with a Jay-Driller for a three count.

Winners: Mark and Jay Briscoe. Teddy Hart is fired from EwC.




Dre Jennings

Vs


Scott Doom

This one would be a bit longer, but Scott Doom would get in no offense what so ever. Dre would kick him around the ring like he was nothing for a good 5 minutes. Dre would suplex Scott over the top rope nearly getting him counted out. The finish would come would when Dre nailed the Sweet Dreams for a three count.

Winner


(Fade)

[Michael Saint]

The lights in the arena slowly begin to dim as everyone in the arena quickly get's to their feet and begin to make some noise. Save Me by Remy Zero then begins to play over the Sound System as three strobe lights begin to pulse in the entrance way, fog then begins to rise from below the stage in front of the entrance.

The X-Treme Tron lights up counting down from 9 all the way to 1. It seems as though every single person is on there feet counting down the numbers. Once it gets to 0 large letters flash “IT'S SHOWTIME”.

An enormous uproar of cheers now blends out the blasting of Save Me! A few moments later Shadow Man walks from behind the wall of Fog onto the stage. He stands their for a few seconds with a smirk on his face and begins to point to the fans who are screaming the loudest.

Shadow then runs and slides onto the ring apron on one knee and holding onto the middle Rope, Shadow gets to his feet and in a cocky manor steps threw the first and second Ropes.

He then gets into the ring and runs over to the corner and jumps up onto the second turnbuckle. He pats himself on the chest twice and then points to all the screaming fans. He then points to the sky and pumps his fist for Memphis Reigns! Shadow then jumps down from the turnbuckle and speaks into the mic

SM: "Good Evening City of Dover"

GOOD EVENING SHADOW MAN is screamed back by the fans

SM: "Finally...The Shadow...has come to Delaware"

More screams and chants are hears across the arena

SM: "It's been a strange week for the EWC this past week. First we find out that the great Chuck Norris will be kicking ass at Night Of Champions"

Cheers for Chuck Norris

SM: "Then we find out the big movie star who appeared on Brawl was none other then...The Rock"

A few laughs but mostly cheers for the Rock are heard

SM: Rolling his eyes "Then we find out that a Snow Man has been hired to fight on Monday Night Brawl"

Laughs and mock cheers for FROSTY are heard

SM: "So what's Rampage going to do? What does Saint and Wade have up there sleeve? Do you know how we can top all of that?

The fans ask back "HOW"

SM: "Your looking at it!"

The fans cheer and camera flashes go off like crazy as Shadow Man poses

SM: "We don't need no Monkee Poo, Candy Ass boy who lives down Know Your Role Boulevard which is on the corner of Jabroni Drive who wants to check everyone directly into the Smackdown Hotel!...We have the SHADOW MAN...the RULER OF THE UNIVERSE!"

More laughs and cheers

SM: "Anyways, like I was saying before...Monday Night Brawl signed themselves a Snow Man. So, in order to balance the Universe...I am going to call out our newest member for Rampage. I am going to introduce to you...the NEWEST member of the FORCE"

Fans cheer at this excitement

SM: "Now, he's not the 'Coolest Guy On Earth'...but he is certainly the 'Sweetest'"

CAAN: "Oh boy, I can just imagine who he is going to bring out"

MADDEN: "Now now now...what's going to happen is...Shadow Man is going to call out the new guy, and the new guy is going to come out"

CAAN: "Thank you...Captain Obvious"

SM: "Ladies and Gentle Men...MNB gave you FROSTY...well...People of Dover...I give you...THE GINGER BREAD MAN!"

The fans laugh and cheer as they look to the ramp, suddenly the X-Treme Tron flashes on with Blade & Ebon on the screen and the fans cheer

EBON: "Hey Shadow, we got some bad news man"

SM: "What's wrong guys"

BLADE: "Something happend to Ginger"

SM: "Ebon...did you try and eat him again?"

EBON: "No, not this time bro"

SM: "Well then what happend?"

BLADE: "He got into an accident"

SM: "What kind?"

EBON: "He got ran over"

SM: "WHAT??"

BLADE: "I sent Ebon to pick him up at the Air Port...and...well...this is what we found"

A picture flashes on the X-Treme Tron



SM: "Darn, Darn, Darn...well thanks for the update guys"

BLADE/EBON: "No problem"

SM: "Well fans, I guess I will be dedicating my match tonight to the fallen Hero we will never get to know...

Well I better head to the back...because tonight, two bastards are going to go One on One on One...on One (counts on his fingers) on ONE? with the GREATEST ONE and the CRAZIEST ONE...

If ya can SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL what the...Shadow...is COOK'N!"

The fans laugh and cheer as shadow gives the raised eyebrow

(commercial)

[Michael Saint]

Mr. Kiljoy

Vs


Kia Lee

The former SWA TV Champion would come back with a boom in his EwC debut this week when Mr. Kiljoy took on Kia Lee. Kia would start out getting in a few moves, but it did not take long for Kiljoy to hit in stride..........as well as Kia's pretty face. Kiljoy would hit a straight right that knocked Kia for a loop before slamming her to the mat with a hard thud. Kiljoy would hit a running big splash for a two count early on. Kiljoy would work over Kia a bit before press slamming her over the top rope and nearly getting her counted out. Kia would get back into the ring, but would not have much more luck as Kiljoy would continue to give her a beating that few have ever seen in EwC history. The finish would come when Kiljoy connected with The Big Top. Kiljoy did not even get a pin, because the ref would check Kia who he determined was knocked out completely.

Winner via knock-out


(Commercial)

(Open backstage where we see Angel and Candy standing over Kia who is on a stretcher)

Candy: Is she ok?

Angel: Yeah this is bad.

(Chupa and Beth Harte enter)

Chupa: Ashes to ashes and dust to dust huh Beth?

Beth: Yeah may she rest in peace.

Candy: That is really rude you two.

Angel: Yeah and I have not been impressed with you Beth.

Chupa: Big talk for a little lady there Angel.

Angel: More than you can handle.

Chupa: You go out and find yourself a tag team partner for the week after Scars and Stripes there Angel. We will have ourselves a mixed tag match

Candy: I volunteer.

(Kiljoy enters the area)

Kiljoy: No you got me that week Candy. I want another knock out on my record.

(Blade enters)

Blade: I will help you out Angel.

(Chupa rolls his eyes)

Chupa: Again with the FORCE vs Impact Players thing. Oh well I guess since Angel is in FORCE she will always have a partner.

(Commercial)

Three Way Match


Crazyman

Vs


Jamal Jackson

Vs


Reign Carter

In what would end being a really great match we would see three of Rampage's youngest stars go at it. Crazyman would slam Reign and then Jamal would come up behind Crazyman giving him a back suplex. Jamal would hit a standing moonsault for a two count. Reign would get up and give Jamal an inverted DDT. Crazyman would clothesline Reign and then go up top flying off with an Elbow Drop aiming for Jamal who would roll out of the way. Jamal would Yakuza Kick Crazyman before covering and getting a two count that was broken up by Reign. Reign would set up for a Reign Maker on Jamal, but Jamal would get out. Jamal would go for A Rockstar, but Reign would toss him into Crazyman who would catch him into a sitdown powerbomb for a two count.

Crazyman would trip up Reign and lock him in the Texas Cloverleap. Crazyman would wrench on the hold, but before Reign could tap out Jamal would clothesline Crazyman to break up the hold. Jamal would drop Crazyman with a spinning wheel kick as Reign would get up. Reign would give Jamal a neckbreaker that would get him a two count. Reign would go for a back suplex, but Jamal would get out and drop him with a full nelson slam for a two that Crazyman broke up. The finish would come when Reign connected on Crazyman with a Reign Maker. Reign would get tossed out of the ring by Jay Reynolds as Jamal would nail Crazyman with a Verticle Suplex into a Sidewalk Slam for a three and a win.

Winner


post match

Post match Reign would get back in the ring and in the face of Jamal Jackson, but would quickly knock Crazyman's block off with a right hand. Reign Carter and Jamal Jackson would shake hands symbolizing a new union. Retribution Inc has expanded its numbers on Rampage to two now.

(Commercial)




Maddog

Vs



This would be a great contest with two of the best that Rampage has to offer. Blade would start off with the advantage using his vetern knowledge to catch his younger opponent off guard. Blade would deliver a series of slams and suplex's following up with a lariat ala Stan Hansen that nearly took the head off of Maddog for a two count. Maddog would somehow get up and mount an offensive hitting a few kicks and a hurricanrana that put down Blade for a two count. Maddog would set up for a Hangover, but Blade would catch him and powerslam him hard to the mat. Blade would come off the ropes with an earth shattering knee drop that would put down Maddog for a long two count. Blade would hit a Brainbuster for another two not long after.

Blade would go for a Death Wish, but Maddog would hit a low blow to even up the match at that point. Maddog would spring off the ropes with a dropkick putting down Blade for a two count. Maddog would go for a suplex and connect before hitting a high jumping elbow drop getting at least a good 6 feet in the air off his verticle leap. Cover 1..2..kickout by Blade. Maddog would get fed up and go for a roll up holding the tights, but Blade would somehow get out of it. The finish came when Maddog would get on the top rope and Blade would crotch him. Blade would climb up and hit a Death Wish off the top turnbuckle for a three count in this evenly match contest.

Winner Via Pinfall



(Commercial)

[Michael Saint]

(OOC No entrances for this one it will be way too long.



[glow=limegreen,2,300]EwC World Tag Team Championship Match[/glow]


DJ Jones

And


Level One

Vs


El Chupacabra

And


Shadow Man

(The bell rings as the four men look at what they have got into on this night. Chupa with a shot on Level One and Shadow Man with one on DJ Jones. Chupa with a dropkick that sends Level One to the outside of the ring. DJ Jones with a scoop slam on Shadow Man followed up by a senton splash. Chupa off one side and goes for a suicide dive onto Level One who moves out of the way and Chupa hits the cage head first. Level One grabs a light tube and breaks it across the back of Chupa. DJ Jones with a suplex, but in mid move Shadow Man turns it into a modified neckbreaker. Shadow Man sets up for The GBC, but Level One gets in the ring and breaks up the hold with a clothesline. DJ and Level One double team Shadow Man for a bit. Chupa tosses a pair of light tubes, a chair with barbwire, and a bag of thumbtacks into the ring.)

Caan: Chupa doing some cleaning?

Madden: Someone is going to die.

( Chupa gets on the apron and hits a springboard flying body press that takes down everyone in the ring. Shadow Man and Level One roll out to the concrete as DJ Jones gets to his feet. Chupa grabs the two light tubes holding them over his head and stands over DJ Jones looking on intently. Chupa throws DJ a tube and gets an odd look from him. The two swing the tubes around. DJ Jones goes for the head of Chupa who ducks and when DJ turns around Chupa cracks him over the head with one light tube. Shadow Man is outside the ring shouting to Chupa to toss him the other tube which Chupa does. Shadow Man goes to crack Level One in the head, but Level One gets out and grabs the tube from Shadow Man before kicking him low. Level One snaps the tube in half and starts to rake the point of it over the face of Shadow Man. )

Caan: He just screwed Shadow Man.

Madden: Yeah no more sponsor deals for him. His face is messed up now.

( Chupa grabs the barbwire wrapped chair and starts to slam it down on the back of DJ Jones repeatedly causing him to scream out in agony. Shadow Man has made it to his feet and is able to DDT Level One out on the floor. Shadow Man scales the side of the cage and hits a flying leg drop before going for the first cover of the match 1..2..kickout. Shadow Man rakes the face of Level One on the cage getting his reciept for the attack from moments ago. Chupa sets up DJ Jones for The X-Termination, but DJ gets out and low blows Chupa with a light tube! Chupa lets out a yell as he is covered by DJ Jones 1..2..kickout. DJ puts the barbwire chair on the head of Chupa before delivering a jumping double stomp sandwhiching the two. DJ covers again 1..2..Shadow Man breaks up the pinfall as Chupa gets up a shoulder.)

Caan: What is up with Chupa and DJ?

Madden: I do not know, but this is violent.

( Level One is in the ring on the back of Shadow Man just whaling away on him. Level One goes for a Level Advance, but Chupa pokes Level One in the eye to prevent it. Chupa with a hard DDT on Level One spiking him on the mat 1..2..broken up by DJ Jones. Shadow Man gets DJ Jones in an electric chair and Chupa gets on the top rope with the barbwire chair in hand. Chupa leaps off connects with the head of DJ Jones which causes him to fall off the shoulders of Shadow Man cover by Shadow Man 1..2..Level One breaks up the sure fire win for the champs. Shadow Man and Level One are battling in a corner as Chupa reaches in his boot taking out a railroad spike. Level One with another low shot on Shadow Man before getting a pane of glass from under the ring and lying it across two chairs. Chupa lies on the mat repeatedly ramming the spike into the head of DJ Jones causing him to bleed horribly. )

Caan: Chupa is going nuts.

Madden: Wow

( Level One sets up Shadow Man for a superplex through the glass pane, but Shadow Man is battling back for what might be his career. Shadow Man hits Level One low and then gives Level One a front suplex off the top rope through the glass pane! )

Caan: Good lord!

Madden: Somebody call 911!

( A groggy Shadow Man sets up DJ Jones and delivers The Darkness! Shadow Man covers, but Chupa pulls him off. Chupa whispers something in Shadow Man's ear and the two men each get out of the ring. Shadow Man puts a table in the ring and also has a bucket with him as he gets in. Chupa is back in the ring as well with a Weed Wacker! Shadow Man grabs DJ Jones and ties him up in the ropes as Chupa starts up the Weed Wacker. Level One is out cold so he is unaware to what is going to happen to his partner. Chupa has the Weed Wacker going and takes it to the chest of DJ Jones!)

Madden: AH!

Caan: ..... I do not know what to say about this.

( DJ gets himself free of the ropes and is convulsing on the mat. Chupa takes the Weed Wacker to DJ's back! DJ screams in pain again. Chupa turns off the Weed Wacker and the back of DJ Jones looks like bloody raw meat. Chupa points at Shadow Man who dumps the contents of the bucket on the back of DJ Jones, the contents just happen to be salt! )

Caan: This is getting out of hand.

Madden: Pour salt into an open wound this is unreal.

( DJ has tears streaming down his face. Chupa has the table set up and pours some of the salt on it. Shadow Man puts DJ on the table and Chupa with Shooting Star Press putting DJ through the table! Shadow Man covers 1..2..3! )

Winners and STILL EWC TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS
&

(The tag team champions stand in the center of the ring gold over their heads as we fade out on the scene.)