Post by Michael Saint on Sept 10, 2007 18:49:01 GMT -6
]Hometown Hero Match
John Cena vs. A Broom from Derrick Wade’s closet.
Derrick Wade walks out and places a black broom in a corner, John Cena comes out to a Hogan-esque pop from his hometown crowd, he is wearing a Boston Red Sox hat and a New England Patriots jersey. The bell rings and John Cena goes for a collar and elbow tie up but pokes his own eye with the butt of the broom, he rolls out of the ring and writhes in pain. The referee begins his count. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
Winner: The Broom
Post Match: The Briscoe Brothers come out and celebrate with the Broom and they hoist the Broom onto there shoulders in the middle of the ring. The hostile Boston crowd begins to chant “Tony C” relentlessly towards John Cena. “Tony C” of course refers to Boston Red Sox upstart rookie Tony Conigliaro, who was hit on the cheek bone in 1967 after 3 very productive years, he was never the same.
[glow=blue,2,300]Rush Main Event
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Carlos Ortiz
vs
Kid Cannibis
Carlos Ortiz’s ring rust was evident early on in this match as Kid Cannabis was able to out maneuver him. After a good bit of punishment in the corner courtesy of Kid Cannabis, the referee forces a break and Carlos Ortiz tries to shake the cob webs out of his head. The two engage in a collar and elbow tie up, and this time Carlos Ortiz uses his newly acquired Jungle Judo. Carlos tosses Cannabis on his head with an Uchi mata, he transitions to side control and drops a good ten-fifteen elbows on KC’s head. Cannabis now has a cut over his eyes and Carlos Ortiz now seems to have a swagger that wasn’t present before. He gets up and starts to kick at the face of Kid Cannabis. Kid continues to get pumbled by Carlos’s feet, hit after hit, the onslaught continued. Kid fell to the floor, giving Carlos a chance to pin him.
1
2
Kick Out!
Carlos looks shocked as Kid kicked out! Carlos grabbed Kid by his attire and swung his left first at his face…Kid grabbed his hand, swung it around his back and locked in a submission move. Carlos began to scream out loud as Kid forced pressure on his arm. The referee moved in to check on Carlos.
‘AHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHA’ he screamed. The referee continued to check on Carlos’s condition; which was to continue to scream out loud. It didn’t look like Carlos was going to tap out, so seeing this Carlos released the submission move.
Still groggy Kid moved in for the kill, Kid swung Carlos around, kicked him in the stomach and hit a double armed DDT to the crowds delight. He went for the pin.
1
Kick Out!
The crowd shouted out in shock at the slow count. Kid gets up quickly. He sees that Carlos is slow, he runs up to the top rope and hits the drop down moonsault! The crowd go wild. Kid goes for the cover, the referee runs over to begin the count.
1
2
Kick Out!!!
Kid slowly removes himself from off Carlos. Carlos slowly gets to his feet, with Kid not far behind, reaching the ropes as he does so. Kid moves into the corner. Carlos runs towards the corner, Kid ducks out of the way sending Carlos into the turnbuckle cover; Kid grabs Carlos’s feet and goes for a schoolboy.
1
2
Kick Out!
Both men get to their feet quickly, both run at each other connecting with a clothesline sending both to the floor. The referee checks on both men and begins a count.
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
Both men begin to stir.
8
Kid slowly gets to his feet.
9
So does Carlos… they break the ten count. The match continues!
Carlos staggers over to Kid and begins to swing his arms in a move of desperation. One connects with Kid’s head. Kid bends down and grabs his head. Carlos grabs Kid… but Kid hits a low blow, which goes unnoticed by the referee. Carlos bends down holding his privates Kid goes behind him and locks in the Camel clutch. The referee checks on Carlos who begins to tap out.
Winner:
(Fade)
John Cena vs. A Broom from Derrick Wade’s closet.
Derrick Wade walks out and places a black broom in a corner, John Cena comes out to a Hogan-esque pop from his hometown crowd, he is wearing a Boston Red Sox hat and a New England Patriots jersey. The bell rings and John Cena goes for a collar and elbow tie up but pokes his own eye with the butt of the broom, he rolls out of the ring and writhes in pain. The referee begins his count. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
Winner: The Broom
Post Match: The Briscoe Brothers come out and celebrate with the Broom and they hoist the Broom onto there shoulders in the middle of the ring. The hostile Boston crowd begins to chant “Tony C” relentlessly towards John Cena. “Tony C” of course refers to Boston Red Sox upstart rookie Tony Conigliaro, who was hit on the cheek bone in 1967 after 3 very productive years, he was never the same.
[glow=blue,2,300]Rush Main Event
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Carlos Ortiz
vs
Kid Cannibis
Carlos Ortiz’s ring rust was evident early on in this match as Kid Cannabis was able to out maneuver him. After a good bit of punishment in the corner courtesy of Kid Cannabis, the referee forces a break and Carlos Ortiz tries to shake the cob webs out of his head. The two engage in a collar and elbow tie up, and this time Carlos Ortiz uses his newly acquired Jungle Judo. Carlos tosses Cannabis on his head with an Uchi mata, he transitions to side control and drops a good ten-fifteen elbows on KC’s head. Cannabis now has a cut over his eyes and Carlos Ortiz now seems to have a swagger that wasn’t present before. He gets up and starts to kick at the face of Kid Cannabis. Kid continues to get pumbled by Carlos’s feet, hit after hit, the onslaught continued. Kid fell to the floor, giving Carlos a chance to pin him.
1
2
Kick Out!
Carlos looks shocked as Kid kicked out! Carlos grabbed Kid by his attire and swung his left first at his face…Kid grabbed his hand, swung it around his back and locked in a submission move. Carlos began to scream out loud as Kid forced pressure on his arm. The referee moved in to check on Carlos.
‘AHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHA’ he screamed. The referee continued to check on Carlos’s condition; which was to continue to scream out loud. It didn’t look like Carlos was going to tap out, so seeing this Carlos released the submission move.
Still groggy Kid moved in for the kill, Kid swung Carlos around, kicked him in the stomach and hit a double armed DDT to the crowds delight. He went for the pin.
1
Kick Out!
The crowd shouted out in shock at the slow count. Kid gets up quickly. He sees that Carlos is slow, he runs up to the top rope and hits the drop down moonsault! The crowd go wild. Kid goes for the cover, the referee runs over to begin the count.
1
2
Kick Out!!!
Kid slowly removes himself from off Carlos. Carlos slowly gets to his feet, with Kid not far behind, reaching the ropes as he does so. Kid moves into the corner. Carlos runs towards the corner, Kid ducks out of the way sending Carlos into the turnbuckle cover; Kid grabs Carlos’s feet and goes for a schoolboy.
1
2
Kick Out!
Both men get to their feet quickly, both run at each other connecting with a clothesline sending both to the floor. The referee checks on both men and begins a count.
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
Both men begin to stir.
8
Kid slowly gets to his feet.
9
So does Carlos… they break the ten count. The match continues!
Carlos staggers over to Kid and begins to swing his arms in a move of desperation. One connects with Kid’s head. Kid bends down and grabs his head. Carlos grabs Kid… but Kid hits a low blow, which goes unnoticed by the referee. Carlos bends down holding his privates Kid goes behind him and locks in the Camel clutch. The referee checks on Carlos who begins to tap out.
Winner:
(Fade)