FN'R/SNR Boise, Idaho - 9/14/2007

[Michael Saint]

Babyface( Shiima Xion and Jason Gory ) vs The Vulture Squad (Ruckus and Jack Evans)


This would be a good match featuring two top tag teams. Jack and Shiima would start off the match and would display their high flying manuevers before tagging out to their partners who would do the same. Ruckus would hit the Bail Dance for a close two count on Gory. Jack would tag back in and go for a 630 Senton, but Gory would get out of the way before tagging in Shiima. Shiima would hit a back suplex into a face breaker before planting Jack with The From Lust To Dust for a two count that was broken up by Ruckus. Shiima would tag Gory back in and take Ruckus to the outside. Jack would put down Ruckus with a Spiral Tap to the outside. Gory would finish off Jack with The Masochistic Healing for the three count and the win.

Winners: Babyface Fire.

Post Match

We got the Briscoe Brothers challenging Babyface Fire on 9/28 in Puerto Rico. Its time for Babyface Fire to Man Up!


Seto Uchiha

Vs

Carlos Ortiz

Vs

SK Punk

The match starts off with Seto & Carlo’s Ortiz double teaming Punk. Seto hits a stigmata combo with kicks the leg’s and on to the face as Punk falls on his ass in the middle of the ring. Carlo’s would than hit a running Shining Wizard on Punk knocking him down. Carlo’s would turn on Seto though, hitting him from behind following up with a double arm DDT followed up with a pin which would only get the two count.

Punk would make his way back to his feet, where Carlo’s would hit a hurricanrana sending Punk neck first into the ropes. Seto would make his way to the his feet and hit the 213 (619) which send Punk flying back into Carlo’s who would hoist him up for the Cop Killa taunting the fans before tossing him over the top ropes to the out-side of the ring! Carlo’s would turn around to receive the Joker driver by Seto followed up with a pin.

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Punk pulls the refs foot pulling him out the ring. Punk slips in the ring in a great amount of pain and, goes for a clothesline only to receive a Joker Driver with Seto following up with a pin

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WINNER- Seto Uchiha

(Fade)

[Michael Saint]

(Rampage opens in the ring where we see EwC President Big Mac!)

Mac: Hello and welcome to Friday Night Rampage!

(Cheers)

Mac: I am not going to waste your time I am sure you want to see some wrestling, but I have something I want to show you all.

(We see footage of last week when Chupa cost Mac the World Championship)

Mac: I should be the EwC World Champion right now if it was not for one man. El Chupacabra the man that screwed me over. I want him and Saint out here right now!

(Saint and Chupa come to the ring.)

Mac: First you Saint. You are lucky to have a job right now boy. You said you could keep this bastard under control, but you screwed up last week in a big way.

(Chupa gets in Mac's face with a mic)

Chupa: Do not blame him for what I did. I know what I did and I am proud of what I did.

Mac: You screwed me plain and simple Chupa.

(The two men are now face to face)

Chupa: And I am glad. I am the only man that will beat Shadow Man and if that means I have to beat your ass to do so it is fine with me. I owe you one bald.

(Mac chuckles a bit)

Mac: That is cute real cute Chupa. Remember I am your boss too I decide your fate.

Chupa: You want some come and get some pal.

Mac: No I have another plan for you. Next week Rampage is in Havana, Cuba your birth place and I think the hometown boy needs a match.

Chupa: I only due main events so no opening Rush for me with some panzy like Jack Evans

Mac: I see well Mr. Main Event only you can have your wish.

Chupa: Who do you want me to beat up. I am unbeatable Mac no one can stop me not even you.

Mac: Well I am retired so it is not me and I have a man in mind. A man who can beat you. A man who is close to you. A good man. A talented man. An impact player.

Chupa: Zack?

Mac: Yeah right

Chupa: I beat Cameron once I can do so again.

Mac: I agree, but he is not your opponent.

Chupa: Who then?

Mac: You need look no further than this ring. You will take on.........Michael Saint next week.

(Saint's jaw drops as Chupa rears back to hit Mac. Saint stops Chupa saving his job.)

Saint: I am retired I do not want this match.

Mac: You want your job?

Saint: Yes

Mac: Then you have a match next week my boy.

Saint: Fine

Mac: And so we do not get a touch of death and a lay down in the ring I will be special guest ref for this match!

(Crowd goes nuts)

Mac: To sweeten this deal Saint if you were to win this match you would be the man taking on Shadow Man for the World Championship.

Caan: Saint vs Shadow Man?

Madden: That is crazy. Dangling the biggest carrot of all in Saint's face

Chupa: Well do not worry about me losing. I can beat him.

Saint: I would not be so sure Chupa. I have always wanted to be World Champion again.

(Saint and Chupa go nose to nose as we go to commercial.)

Friday Night Rampage cuts to static before it fades to the logo for Retribution Solution. The logo shines for a moment before fading to a shot of Redface Rogers sitting, tied to a chair. He has a black eye and a dribble of blood leaks out of his nose. Two hooded figures stand against the wall behind him. He begins speaking, obviously reading from note cards.

Rogers: Rampage fans, roster, and fans, my name is Redface Rogers. You will be viewing this video on September 14th, in the year of our lord, 2007. I have been kidnapped by the genius's with the biggest peni -- are you kidding me?

A voice recognized as Sean "The Man" Ferguson off camera speaks up.

Sean: It reads the words on the note cards or it gets the hose again.

Rogers: You realize this nonsense rhymes, right?

The shorter of the two figures steps into focus and kicks the back of Rogers' chair. Moses is wearing a shirt that reads "Beth Harte Reeks Of Crabmeat" Rogers rolls his eyes and starts reading again.

Rogers: I have been kidnapped by the genius's with the biggest penis's, Retribution Solution. Last Friday Night, I faced Sean "The Man" Ferguson in a match where I learned what it was like to be in the ring with true talent. The fans of Rampage saw what it was like to have a real competitor in the wrestling ring. And then I was stolen the way Derrick Wade's virginity was stolen by his creepy uncle at a family reuni -- are you guys serious? This is dumb!

Sean: READ THE f**k**g CARDS!

Redface sighs and starts again.

Rogers: the way Derrick Wade's virginity was stolen by his creepy uncle at a family reunion. Both instance had to happen with bags over our heads.

The two guys standing against the wall snicker at that last line. Even Redface Rogers smirks.

Rogers: Retribution Solution mean business. They intend to keep me from returning to Friday Night Rampage until they have in their possession what rightfully belongs to Monday Night Brawl. What not many people know is that Moses Lake is a brilliant mind at contractual law. He came across a small by-line in my contract where I am to perform at a certain number of Rampage shows before the end of the year. And if I am not returned to Rampage by the last show before Battle Grounds, Rampage will be in a breach of contract and will be subject to litigation.

Therfore, Retribution Solution's demands are as follows: The members of Rampage are to return the Undisputed EWC Champion's Belt to Retribution Solution by the last Rampage prior to Battle Grounds or else they will sue Rampage for everything they have, including complete control of the show, on behalf of Redface Rogers. Also, they will do unspeakable acts, such as re-run old episodes of Rampage, and footage of Alexander Dreadnaught's promos. Please Ramapge, I implore you to end this without delay.

Redface gives the camera one last look before it cuts back to Retribution Solution's logo, which fades back to static.



Nick Sadistic

Vs


Kid Cannabis

Nick Sadistic is standing poised in the ring to start the match as he awaits Cannabis who is standing on the ring apron, KC uses the element of surprise to his Sadistic with a missle dropkick. Nick slides out of the ring and KC keeps the pressure on as he dives through the ropes and uses a Plancha Suicida. KC gets back up and pushes Sadistic into the ring. Once back in the ring KC stands in a corner as Sadistic starts to stand up as soon as he is up he turns into some Purple Haze and Kid Cannabis pins him.

Winner:

Commecial

[Michael Saint]

Beth Harte

Vs


Mr. Kiljoy

This would be a good match. The monsterous Kiljoy taking on the smaller Beth Harte. Kiljoy would start off by going for a clothesline and missing when Beth ducked under. Beth would hit some kicks to the face of Kiljoy and hit a shinning wizard for a two count. Beth would go for a crossbody, but get caught by Kiljoy who would plant her with a powerslam for a two count. Beth would keep on trying to battle back , but Kiljoy would press her over his head over and over at least seven times before slamming her down to the mat for a two count. Kiljoy would pick up Beth and bring her in the air for a verticle suplex keeping her in the air for around a complete minute before falling back with her. No cover Kiljoy decided to instead taunt the crowd, which would allow Beth to roll him up from behind for a two count.

Kiljoy would get back up quick and takedown Beth with a clothesline. Kiljoy would put Beth on the top rope and act like he would Big Top off the top, but Beth would kick him in the face. Beth would get her legs wrapped around the head of Kiljoy and give him a victory roll for the three count!

Winner:

Post Match

Kiljoy would go on a ramp hitting Beth with The Big Top! Angel would run in from the back to prevent the onslaught, but get nailed as well. Kiljoy would act like he would destroy the two ladies, but Blade would run in from the back! Blade and Chupa would come in and make the save. Blade would deliver The Death Wish on Kiljoy and Chupa would deliver The 5150. The two men would take their team members to the back. Chupa would thank Blade for the help, but now Blade has a Giant Killer Clown that has his sites set on him.

(The camera’s our backstage, in the force locker-room. Shadow Man, Angel, Blade, Ebon and brawl’s Jesse Nunez are all back-stage talking amongst each-other. Level One soon walks in with a sour-look on his face. Shadow Man tap’s the shoulder of Ebon, who freaks out thinking something attacked him. FORCE directs there attention to Level One as he walks around in a somber mood, as ebon calls out.)

Ebon- What the hell is wrong, With him?

Shadow- What the hell is wrong with you?

Jesse Nunez- Who me?

Shadow Man- No, not you.

Ebon- Than who?

FORCE: You!

Level One- Who, me?

(Force bond on a collective sigh, as Level One fumbles around with his locker. Opening it up as it slams against the locker beside him* Blade who lay’s back in a 1-seated couch, gets up and approaches Level One. While Angel, Is picking with her nails minding her own in the corner of the room. Ebon & Shadow Man are playing a game of bloody-knuckkles, while Nunez writes on some paper in peperations for a new song)

Blade- So, Tell me what’s wrong.

Level One- Well, You know when you get that feeling like something is missing?

Blade- No, not really.

Level One- Well, I just get the feeling that someth---wait. Where’s my television championship?

(Level goes through his locker in panic. Only to find, his television championship is gone. Shadow Man, looks over. And approaches the situation)

Shadow Man- You lost you’re television championship?

Ebon- Haha! Level One pulled a BDC!

(Level One pulls a bottle of cream whipping it at ebon, as it bounces of his head. As ebon winces in pain. Level grows panic, as shadow man pulls his by his arm. As they look at each-other face to face)

Shadow Man- Level, Brawl better not have stolen you’re title. You find that title.

(Shadow Man stares at Level One as Level One walks past,
Shadow Man. Slamming the door behind him, as the scene fades)


(Saint, Please post this after me & blades match. Thanks!)


(After the match, Level-One grabs a microphone. As blade stands beside, him. Level One does not look pleased, as he begins to talk into the microphone)

Level-One- You guys think that whoever stole my title was in the right? You think that’s funny? Well, I’m not laughing. And neither should you, fuckers!

(The crowd boo’s. At Level One’s, fan insult. Level One paces around the ring, as blade stands still)

Level-One- Now, I am calling out the man who stole my title. And I’m almost positive it was one of you brawl, pricks. Stealing from the A-show, Stealing my television championship? Stealing from Level One? I am one of the most dominate up and comers, EWC has seen in the 10 years they have been around. For me to be treated like this? Well, this is worse than what Hitler has done to the jews!

(The crowd boo’s louder than ever. Some fans even toss garbage towards the ring. One fan, is lifted out by security. As blade, waves him good-bye)

Level-One- Instead, of someone trying to step up to the plate and beat my cleanly, they have to steal my titles? Yes, FORCE did steal BDC’S titles. But seriously, who wouldn’t take it off a man who is even a bigger joke than DJ Jones & Redface Rodgers future, Love child?

(The crowd begins to Chant, ‘’Redface Rodgers’’ as Level One just laughs)

Level-One- Alright, So BDC isn’t as bad as those two. But BDC deserved to have his titles stolen, Shadow Man carried him through that whole match! So, he got the pin. Well so did Brain Alexander, when he ripped me off by pinning redface Rodgers. So did El chupacabra, when he stole my X-division title rein when he pinned, DJ Jones.

(The crowd than beings to chant ‘’Na fianna’’ as Level-one looks on with disgust)

Level-One- Unlike BDC though, I wont bring out some fake-title and pretend like it’s the real thing. I want the man, who stole my championship to get out here right here!

(Level-One puts arm over blades shoulder cockily, awaiting the perpetrator that stole his title)

. "Dr. Greenthumb" by Cypress Hill Bangs on the P.A.

The fans go apesh*t like they just won the lotto as Kid Cannabis, face extraordinaire and the inventor of CPR, happily trots his way down the entrance ramp to save the fans from the charisma black hole Level One ripped into existence. Along with surprisingly, now unemployed WWE sicopants Cryme Tyme, and Lev's Television Title over JTG's shoulder. He takes a look at all the players standing on the stage known as the ring, nods, and snaps his fingers as one of EWC's fine underpaid ring attendants hands him a mic.

And the fans give a collective sigh of relief because this means L.O. has to keep his trap shut for at least a few minutes.

Level, dude, didn't your momma ever teach you to keep an eye on your personal property? I swear to God if your head wasn't screwed on to ya neck, it'd fall off and roll around all over the place.

Level One is pissed, but doesn't make a move. If he did, that'd be like, if someone controlled him with telekinesis, which for those of you that don't know, mental powers are a big no-no foregin object in wrestling.

Why you mean mugging me like that, L.O.? If I had anything to do with this, I sure as shoot wouldn't be using WWE jobbers to do my dirty work.

Now Cryme Tyme starts mean mugging Cannabis, but Cannabis just scoffs at them.

Slow ya roles, Stereotypical Duo. You keep looking at me like that I'll tell your manager at Kinko's you guys like to drink and Xerox copies of your asses on the job.

You see, even though I had nothing to do with these two jokers jacking your strap, I figured, why the heck not come out here and exploit it?

Because Kid Cannabis...is a nice guy.

No disagreement from the audience.

He's nice enough to come out here, and help a young, goofy, slightly Fetal Alcohol Syndrome baby-ish buck like you learn the lessons of life. Like the birds and the bees. Because one day, your lady friend might want to get naked with you in one of those special moments, and I know you don't have much experience traversing through the bush...

Kid Cannabis can help with that. Gladly. You can videotape it if you want for personal reference. Instructional material.

Level almost blows a gasket over that.

And Cannabis can help refer you to a good gynecologist because that little rant we all had to hear makes me think you have a massive irritation in the vaginal area.

But most of all, KC's here to give you focus. Because backstage, while you were busy arguing with Ebon on who has to wear the smelly stormtrooper outfit at the next Star Wars convention, you completely got caught slippin and lost your belt. Tsk tsk.

I'm gonna help you get your groove back.

Cannabis looks over at Cryme Tyme and gets out his wallet.

Boys, how much for that shiny little trinket?

Oh, you knows we're all about that paper...

But we gots none. Vince fired our asses and we don't even have enough for f*ckin cab fare.

So, it's all a question of how much you're willing to...

I got $.73 cents and a piece of watermelon Bubble Yum for you two. Take it or leave it, jobbers.

Both in unison: SOLD!

The fans are bananas as KC looks taunting at LO while Cryme Tyme slap fights each other to see who gets the bigger piece of gum. Cannabis holds the TV title up.

See. That's what happens when you don't treat your property with respect. I take it. Which you should be lucky, L.O., otherwise, I would've made you pay a lot more than $.73 cents to keep it.

Get used to this, Levy. I'm just saving you the embarrassment and the trip to a Puerto Rican E.R. because your face got busted in with The Chronic.

You want this back, you try to come and get it, slick. Trust me, L.O., this is the closet you'll even see your precious again.

I catch you slippin again in the ring when we meet, I'll make you wish you hit the reset button. You ain't on my level, L.O...

I'm a whole new game.

Cannabis flashes an uncharacteristically menacing smirk. He makes sure to avoid Cryme Tyme as they're rolling on the floor fighting over chewing gum, makes his way out of the ring, and past the ramp to the backstage area, laughing.

(Level One begins to stomp around the ring, leaning on the ropes. He’s screaming out, but the microphone is cut out. There we see Shad, cutting the wire with a pair of sisors to microphone control. Level One snaps, as the scene fades to commercial)
Tag Team Match

Scott Doom
&
The Punk

Vs


Level One
&

Blade

Level One and Blade enter the ring and Doom and Punk charge them. Level One uses a belly to belly suplex to toss Doom out of the ring and Blade elevates himself off the mat and hits The Punk with a Flying Cloesthline. Blade climbs to the top rope and Level One gets The Punk in position for the Level Advance, and Blade comes off the ropes and hits The Punk with a double stomp as Level One does the Level Advance. Level One makes the pin.

Winners: &

(Commercial)

[Michael Saint]

(Open in Saint's office where we see Shadow Man and Chupa)

Chupa: What the hell man!

Saint: I do not know ok! Our jobs depend on this match!

Chupa: So does my title shot!

Shadow Man: Why not cancel the match Saint?

Saint: I can't Mac out ranks me I have to do as he says. I can change it though.

Shadow Man: What is your idea?

Saint: You are outside enforcer now Shadow Man.

(Blade busts in.)

Blade: Saint!

Saint: What now?

Blade: I am fed up with Kiljoy!

Saint: So

Blade: I want a match with him. I am tired of his violence towards women. It is not enough to win for him he has to hurt them.

Chupa: You saw what he did to Beth man.

Saint: Fine done you got Kiljoy on September 28 no DQ rules.

Blade: All I wanted.

(Beth comes in clothed, but is shaken a bit and is covered in red)

Saint: What happened to you?

Beth: I was in the shower and up this red stuff came out and um.........

Saint: Wait you ran out of the shower to the locker room?

Beth: Yes

Saint: Were you wearing your towel?

Beth: Why does that matter?

Saint: Dammnit Beth just answer!

Beth: No

Saint: And I missed it!

Beth: Jay was in there too, but he was so asleep he did not see me I put on some clothes and came here.

Saint: God this is crazy for me.

Chupa: What about Redface?

Saint: Legally we have to have him compete.

Shadow Man: So you are going to give title back.

Saint: No way in hell. I have a plan. I am going to Brawl this week alone.

Chupa: Dangerous much?

Saint: Anyone who touches me will be suspended from this federation. I am VP I need to exercise my authority!

(Fade to the ring)



Ricker,

Jason Young,
&

Jamal Jackson

Vs


Crazyman,

DJ Jones,
&

Brian Alexander

(What doesn't die by Antrax hits on the PA as DJ Jones, Crazyman, and Brian Alexander come to the ring.)

(The Retribution Inc theme plays as Jamal Jackson, Jason Young, and Ricker come to the ring)

( The bell rings as DJ Jones and Jason Young start it off for their respective teams. We get a lock up and a go behind by Jason who gives DJ Jones a waistlock takedown and slaps the back of his head taunting him. DJ Jones gets up and slaps the taste out of Jason's mouth. Jason charges and DJ Jones gives him a drop toe hold, then starts to slap the back of his head. Both men are up and Jason goes for a punch, but DJ Jones grabs his hand, wrenches his arm, and walks over to his corner tagging in Crazyman. DJ Jones is still wrenching the arm of Jason and Crazyma jumps off the top rope landing a double axe handle to the exposed arm of Jason. Crazyman locks Jason in a cross Armbreaker, but he gets to the ropes right away and Crazyman breaks the hold. Crazyman picks up Jason who gets under him and gives him a samoan drop. Jason is up right away and jumps to his corner tagging in Ricker. Ricker is in and takes down Crazyman with a hard clothesline. Ricker picks up Crazyman with both hands and chokes her holding her off the mat. )

Caan: He is scary and he is strong.

Madden: He is so strong it is scary.

Caan: Yes that is how you can put it.

( Ricker slams Crazyman down to the mat violently and he clutches at his back as Ricker puts the boots to him. Ricker tags in Jamal Jackson who gives Crazyman a scoop slam. Jamal goes to pick up Crazyman, but he crawls under his legs and tags in Brian Alexander to a huge pop from the crowd. Brian is in and nails Jamal with a spin kick. Brian goes up top and when Jamal gets up Brian hits a flying back elbow that sends him back down. Brian hits the ropes and comes back with a spinning elbow drop. Cover 1..2..kickout! Brian goes to pick up Jamal who hits a low blow and tags in Ricker. Ricker is in and drops an elbow on Brian. Cover 1..2..kickout! Both men are up and Brain gets taken down to the mat with a powerslam. Ricker sets up Brian for The Fate Sealer, but Brian kicks him low and he gets dropped. Ricker goes for a boot to the gut and Brian catches his foot turning it into The Tenderization! All six men are in the ring now. Crazyman and DJ Jones takedown Jamal and Jason. DJ Jones locks Jason in A Butterfly Lock Chokehold and Crazyman locks Jamal in an STF! )

Madden: We have a triple submission!

Caan: Will they tap?

( All three men let the holds go and Brain tags in DJ Jones while Ricker tags in Jamal. DJ Jones takes down Jamal and starts to whale away on him with punches. )

Caan: DJ Jones is pissed.

Madden: Jamal Jackson and him despise each other.

( Both men are up and Jamal whips DJ Jones to the ropes. On his way back Jamal goes to give DJ Jones a backdrop, but DJ Jones stops, sets up Jamal, and gives him The Mark Of Honor!!!! Cover 1..2..broken up by Ricker DJ Jones is up and gets The Fate Sealer from Hawk! Cover by Jamal 1..2..kickout! DJ Jones tags in Brain Alexander as Jamal gets out of the ring getting a chair. DJ Jones is still in fighting in it out with Ricker. Jamal nails Brian in the back of the head with the chair before throwing it out of the ring. Jamal goes up top and leaps off with a Splash onto Brian. Cover 1..2..Jamal picks up Brian! Jamal starts to taunt much to the delight of his partners, when out of nowhere Brian takes him down with a drop toe hold and lock him in The Tenderization!!!!!! Right away Crazyman is in the ring and dropkicks Ricker off the ring as DJ Jones is in the ring and spears Jason through the ropes to the outside. Jamal tries to get to the ropes and is within inches, but Brian wrenches the hold and Jamal taps out!)

Winners:, , &

Post Match

Post match Ricker plants Jamal with The Fate Sealer as we fade out