FN'R/SNR San Juan, Puerto Rico - 9/28/07

[Michael Saint]

Tag Team Match
Da Mob (Khrye Taylor and Jamal Carter)

Vs

Na Fianna

Of


Crazyman

&


DJ Jones

Cann: Alright madden. You ready for are opening match?

Madden: Oh ya. this one is gonna be good.

"You Aint Know" By: Lil Wayne and Birdman blasts over the P.A system as a Red Lamborghini Murcielago come out on the stage. The crowd goes wild as Khyre and Jamal step out of the car wearing a Red Camo BAPE hoodie. The words "Da M.O.B" are flashing on the Jumbotron they makes their way into the ring.

Cann: These two are new to the ewc. that got one hell of a test before them tonight.

Madden: You said it.

The intro of Refused's "The Shape of Punk to Come" rings out over the PA. D.J. Jones and Crazyman walk out and head down to the ring.

Cann: Crazyman is one of the fast rising stars on the EWC roster. And D.J. really has come into his own since he and Crazyman have joined up to from one of the best tag teams in the ewc. Na Fianna.

Madden: Ya they both come to fight.

(All four man get into the ring. D.J. and Khrye start things off.

Cann: What away to start rush!

(D.J. and Khrye lock up. D.J. gets him in to a side head lock. Khrye push D.J. off him into the ropes. D.J. Bounces back and knocks Khrye dowen with a shoulder block. D.J. starts to play to the crowed. Jamal jumps in and attacks D.J. from behind. Crazy man gets in and helps out.

Madden: This could get out off hand fast.

(The ref gets Crazyman and Jamal out the ring. D.J. and Khrye met in the middle of the ring for another lock up. D.J. kicks Khrye in the stomach and twists Khryes arm behind his back. He makes the tag to Crazyman.)

Cann: Here we go. He has been wanting in there since the start.

(Crazy man gets in and irish whips Khrye into the ropes. Khrye comes back and ducks crazymans close line. He stops, turns and hits a high drop kick to the back of crazyman heads.)

Madden: What a move!

Cann: Yes. He is very agile

(Khrye gets to his feet and makes the Tag to Jamal. Jamal makes his way over to crazyman. He goes to pick him up but crazyman catches him with a spine buster.)

Cann: WHere did that come from?

(crazyman goes to pick up Jamal. as he gets him to his feet "Im the man" By fabolous starts to play and Jason young makes his way out. He starts to walk down the ramp. He is limping and has a what appears to be a cane with him. Crazyman sees him. hets grabs Jamal and hits a body slam on him. He walks to the rope and starts to yell at jason.)

Cann: What is he doing here? He's not even on the card.

madden: You know He and Jamal Jackson have a haterd for Na fianna.

(As Crazyman is yelling at jason, Jamal gets behind him and gets him in a small package.)

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(Crazyman kicks out. He goes on the attack. As crazyman him beating on Jamal. D.J. Jones jumps down and gets in Jason face. Jason starts to back up the ramp. As D.J. turns to get back to the match, Jason takes the can and puts it to d.J. back. It sends a shock through D.J., who falls to the ground and is knocked out. Crazyman sees D.J. knocked out, he goes to get out the ring and get Jason, but Khrye gets in the ring and stops him. Khrye and jamal Irish whip Crazyman into the ropes and hit a double backdrop. The ref gets Khrye out the ring and Jamal starts to work on Crazyman. jason makes his way over to the announce table. His limp is gone now. He is laughing the whole way over.)

Jason: Thast was fun.

Cann: What are you doing here? And what did you do to D.J.?

Jason: Oh shut up. He's fine. Just a little "shocking" for him to see me out here.

(jamal gets crazy man to his feet and whips him into the corner. He makes the tag to Khyre. Khrye gets in stomps Crazyman to the ground.)

Madden: What are you doing out here?

Jason: Figuard since i had the night off, i'd come and join you.

Cann: Are you staying the whole night?

Jason: Hell no!!! I got a meeting with saint in about 10 minuets.

Cann: What meting? Whats it about?

jason: Lets just say a new Era is about to start.

(Khrye gets Crazyman to his feet. Crazyman block's Khrye punch, runs in to the ropes, as he comes back for a closeline, Khrye pulls the ref into the way of crazyman, who almost decapitates the ref.)

Jason: Dam. that hurt.

Cann: You can say that again.

jason: Well that my Q. Ill see you guess later.

(Jason gets up from the table)

Madden: Where is he going?

Cann: Im not sure.

(jason Walks to ringside. He pulls Jamal of the apron and hits him with a right hook.)

Cann: What a punch!!!

Madden: Ya, the former boxer still got a hook.

(Khrye grabs crazyman and Hits "Da burn out". Jason slides into the ring. He spins Khrye around and Hit "Execution Style". He grabs crazyman and puts him on top of Khrye. He grabs the ref and pulls him over the Crazyman. Jason then slides out the ring

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2.......
3.......

Cann: D.J. and crazyman get the win.

Madden: Ya thanks to Jason.

Cann: Well he should have never have been out here.

(Jason starts to walk up the ramp. Crazyman slides out the ring and helps D.J. to his feet. jason get to the top of the ramp and turns to Crazyman and D.J. He puts his arms into the air in the X shape and fire works shoot out from behind him.

Cann; I think this hatred just got bigger.

Madden: You can say that again.

Winners: &


[glow=blue,2,300]Television Championship Match[/glow]

Kid Cannibis

Vs


Level One(c)

<Lights, pyro, and lots and lots of smoke coming from the curtain.

Kid Cannabis makes his way down the entrance ramp while "Dr. Greenthumb" bangs on the P.A., looking ridiculously fresh in his green Adidas, high fiving the fans because that's what good babyfaces do, they slap dap with the common fans.

He gets in the ring, climbs the turnbuckle, blows the hit he was holding, and salutes the fans before jumping down and getting ready for action.>

Announcer: Making his way to the ring, from Amsterdam, Netherlands.. Kid Cannabis!

<Level-One’s music plays (“This Could be Anywhere In The World” by Alexisonfire) an array of blue lights flash through the darkness of the arena. Level-One makes his way onto the stage, As he raises his right hand, As fire works shoot up behind him. He walks down the ramp as he taunts the fans, As he rolls through the bottom rope. He walks over to the rope, As he stands on it taunting the fans. As he awaits his opponent.>

Announcer: And his opponent, from Toronto, Ontario he is the current EWC World Television Champion, Level-One!

<The bell rings and the two men rush in at each other, and lock-up. L1 has an advantage, backing KC into the corner, but KC breaks the lock up and slaps L across the chest with a chop. The stinging blow causes L1 to turn away, holding his chest. KC grabs l1's head and drops him with a bulldog, and goes for the quick pin, but L1 kicks out before a 1 can be counted.>

Caan: Cannabis off to a quick start.

Madden: Well you see, this is great wrestling, but this wrestling isn’t as good as Brett Farve, that man could have his arms and legs chopped off and he would still be the best football player ever.

<KC goes to grab L1's leg to lock in a Half-Crab, but L1 kips up, but instead of landing on his feet, he pushes KC in the chest with his foot, and then kips up again, and runs at him with a clothesline, knocking him over the top rope.>

Caan: Level-One making the comeback.

Madden: Boom! Tough Actin’ Tinactin

Caan: John, this isn’t a commercial...

Madden: Then why am I still wearing pants?

<L1, watches for KC to start getting to his feet, and then runs back against the far ropes and runs across the ring, leaping through the ropes to hit KC with a diving splash, but, KC moves out of the way, and L1 crashes to the floor in a heap.>

Madden: That looked worse than the graphics in Madden 2005.

<KC picks L1 up and rolls him into the ring and slides in after him. Once in the ring, KC tries to lift L1 to his feet, but halfway up, L1 punches KC in the stomach, and hits him with a DDT. He then crawls to the ropes to pull himself up to his feet. Kc gets up, facing away from L1. Once he turns around, L1 runs in, taking him down with a Big Boot.>

Caan: Huge Big Boot by Level One.

Madden: To hit a Big Boot you first must be wearing a boot that’s big.

<L1 stalks KC, as he gets u. KC turns around, and L1 wraps his arms around him, hitting a German Suplex on him, and holding it for a pin.>

Ref: 1...2....NO!

Caan: Kick out by Cannabis.

<L1 pounds the mat as he gets up, grabbing KC at the same time, once he was half up, KC leaps behind L1 and rolls him up with a pin.>

Ref:1....2...thr-NO!

<L1 kicks out at the last second, and looks angry. As Kc pulls himself up, L1 goes for another Big Boot, but KC moves out of the way, and catches him with a quick Russian leg Sweep. Both men are lying on the mat exhausted. >

Caan: These two men are exhausted.

Madden: Brett Farve wouldn’t be.

<Both men try to pull themselves up on the ropes on opposite sides of the ring. L1 makes his way across the ring, but out of nowhere KC catches him with a superkick that he calls the Purple Haze!>

Caan: Cannabis with the Purple haze!

Madden: Reminds me of my college days.

<KC goes for the pin.>

Ref: 1....2....3!

<KC begins celebrating, but the ref doesn’t call for the bell, as he notices L1's foot on the ropes. He waves his hands, signaling to the timekeeper not to ring the bell, because the match isn’t over. KC already has the TV Title in his hands, raising it above his head. The ref grabs his arm, pulling it down. He explains the situation to KC, who looks enraged. The Ref takes the title back. As he is turned around, L1 smashes his forearm between KC’s legs, causing him to double over in pain.>

Caan: He’s playing dirty.

Madden: Rule number 1, Always wear a cup. I’m wearing one right now.

<L1 hooks KC’s arms from behind and turns holding him up and then dropping down, hitting his move the Level Advance! He goes for a pin.>

Ref: 1....2.....3!

Announcer: Here is you winner and STILL EWC Television Champion:

[Michael Saint]

No DQ Match


Mr. Kiljoy

Vs


Blade

Entrance: The Arena Goes dark as Man Up By Sticky Fingaz Plays in the arena. The Entrance way the gets filled with Red smoke and than emerges The Monster Kiljoy.

Announcer: Introducing first! From parts unknown, weighing in at 325 pounds standing 7 feet tall, Kiljoy!

Kiljoy enters the ring, staring at the ref with an intense smile, which sends the ref cowering away.

The lights in the arena dim and change to a dark red colour, blood begins to ooze from several water machines which are placed on the ramp way, which signal the arrival of Blade. The crowd go quiet as the blood oozes, all of a sudden the lights go out and the cameras focus on the entrance way. Ten seconds go by and then BOOM, pyro explodes and Blades entrance music begins to play. The EWC lights flicker on and off, as “Always” by Saliva plays to the crowd. Camera flashes go off all over the arena as Blade comes from behind the curtain. Blade walks calmly down the ramp and raises his arms in a victory pose. His cheeky grin can be seen from miles away as he is covered in camera flashes.

Announcer- Next, from parts unknown! weighing in at 275 pounds, representing FORCE! He is, Blade!

Blade slowly climbs up the metal ring steps and enters the ring; he makes his way up to the closest turn buckle and once again poses for the crowd. After 10 seconds he jumps down to the mat floor and poses for the opposite side. Pyro goes off from the ceiling of the arena; red fireworks go around in a circular motion as Blade shows off his muscles. He turns to face the side with the main EWC cameras and poses for one final time as the ring lights shine down on the ring. Blade takes off his clothing accessories staring at Kiljoy, who smiles at Blade sadistically.


The bell is rung, Kiljoy charges forward hitting blade across the face with a forearm. Kiljoy grabs Blade by the neck to lift him up for a Suplex but blade, slips out wrenching the arm of Kiljoy behind his back. Kiljoy swings his elbow wildly trying to hit blade in the face to loosen up. Kiljoy nails blade across the head a couple times, with Kiljoy quickly turning around to hit a quick DDT flooring blade. Kiljoy, shakes his arm off trying to rid the pain. Blade makes it to his knees but Kiljoy bounces off the ropes and comes back with a vicious big boot to the face following up with a pin.

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Kick-out.

Blade kicks out. Kiljoy can’t believe it, and rolls out the ring while Blade slowly makes his way to his feet. Kiljoy, pulls out a steel chair holding it up to the boo’s from the crowd. Kiljoy still playing to the crowd as out of no where Blades jumps over the ropes to the out-side with a huge flying clothesline as they both hit the floor.

Caan- What a move by blade there!

Madden- Well Caan, Blade is capable of those types of highflying maneuvers. He was a former X-division Champion.

Blade makes it to his feet first picking up the chair holding it below his waist. Kiljoy makes it to his feet, only to be knocked back down as blade tossed the chair straight at Kiljoy’s head, the sound of the chair echoes off Kiljoy’s skull. Blade picks up Kiljoy up by grabbing his neck as he carries him half way up the ramp. Blade pulls back on Kiljoy’s head, and tosses it into the barricade to the fans liking. Blade, smashes Kiljoy’s face a couple times, as Kiljoy slumps over back-first on the barricade. Blade glances over to see the chair, lying there. He smiles, walks over and picks up the chair Kiljoy took from underneath the ring.

Caan- This doesn’t look good for Kiljoy here!

Madden- Blade, could perhaps make Kiljoy scarier looking than he already is!

Blade swings the chair, But Kiljoy rolls out the way. Blade drops the chair from the strength he put into the swing. Blade reaches for the chair once again, but is cracked down low by Kiljoy. Kiljoy gets up to his feet, and grabs blade by his pants for extra leverage. He tosses Blade head first into the barricade! Blade lies on his stomach as Kiljoy picks him up hoisting him onto his shoulders and dropping him onto the ramp with a running power-slam.

Caan- Kiljoy may have just broke blades back onto that ramp!

Madden- That’s going to hurt in the morning, ouch!

Kiljoy picks up the chair and tosses it down the ramp. Kiljoy picks up blade and carries him down the ramp towards the ring. Kiljoy Irish-whips blade straight into the steel steps causing them to come lose!. Kiljoy walks over to the wreckage, and places blades head in-between one-half of the stairs. Kiljoy takes the other half, holding it above his head taunting to the crowd who is out of the seats booing. Kiljoy throws the steel step, but blades rolls out the way as the steel steps clash sending a huge boom through-out the packed arena.

Caan- Blade just avoided near death there!

Madden- Kiljoy, is just so vicious. I don’t even think he cares about winning, he just wants to hurt his opponents.

Blade rolls around trying to get back into the ring, but Kiljoy charges him hammering him with left and rights to the back his head. Kiljoy hits blades with a clothesline putting him back onto the mat. Kiljoy walks back over to the steel steps, grabbing one half as he carries it back towards blade. Blade slowly makes it to his feet, and grabs the ropes to assist him back up. Kiljoy charges Blade with the steel steps, but blade moves out the way. Kiljoy crashes into the ring post sending the steel steps into his own face. Kiljoy falls to the mat after a huge thud, with blood pouring out of his nose. While blade is seated onto the ground with a smile across his face.

Caan- I guess that puts a whole new meaning to a plan ‘’Blowing up in your own face?’’

Madden- Watch you’re mouth Caan. That’s disgusting, where on live television!

Kiljoy, with blood pouring out his nose, places his hands onto the steps to try to get back to his feet. Blade is up, and grabs Kiljoy holding him over the steel steps. Blade, screams into the face of Kiljoy before planting him face first with a face buster onto the steel step! Kiljoy, lifeless blade struggles but lifts him back into the ring, covering the bloody Kiljoy.

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Kick-out!

Blade cannot believe it. Blade hoists up Kiljoy hitting him with a back-Suplex. Covering Kiljoy.

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Kick-out.

Blade looks up at the ref, and pleads with him arguing the count. Blade shakes his head, and goes out the ring picking up and sliding in a table. Blade sets the table up, as Kiljoy makes it to his feet. Blade hits Kiljoy with a few shots to the back, and goes to lift him for another Suplex this time trying to Suplex him through the table. But Kiljoy uses his size, not allowing blade to lift him off his feet.

Caan- It looks like Kiljoy has regained some energy blade won’t be able to lift him!

Madden- I wouldn’t count out blade though Caan. The guy is World Champion material!

Kiljoy shoves blade off, as blade cracks his back onto the back of the table. Kiljoy, wipes the blood from his face, slapping blade across the face leaving his hand-print marked with blood on his face. Blade snaps, and wails on Kiljoy who cowers into the turn-buckle. Blade winds up with huge left and rights, which Kiljoy tires to block. Blade lifts Kiljoy onto the second level of the turn-buckle but Kiljoy pokes blade in his as blade grabs his face in pain. Kiljoy steps down, grabs blade and tosses him onto the top rope with tremendous strength. Kiljoy steps up to the top, grabbing blade by the neck preparing for the big top.

Caan- From up here!? You’ve got to be getting me, he’s going to kill him.

Madden- The table isn’t that far away from these two to make it worse! Kiljoy is going have to jump off and spin to hit his finisher!

But blade head-buts Kiljoy, and instead hits a top-rope choke-slam (The redemption) of his own off the top rope THROUGH THE TABLE! Blade, down for a second looks up to the fans while he crawls over, making the pin on Kiljoy.

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Caan- Well, It looks as if Kiljoy was the one who was put through the table now.

Madden- Yes, Blade received a great deal of revenge tonight, on Friday Night rampage.

Announcer: Here is you’re winner, by pin-fall:

(Jason Young is seen exiting Mike saints office. He has the cow prod resting on his shoulder. Scoot flowers , a EWC interviewer, walks up behind him to try and get a word from him)

Scott: Mr. Young.

(Jason turns around and is startled by Scott.)

Jason: Dam, I almost didnt see you there. You got to be, what, like four foot two?

Scott: Actual im........

Jason: shut up! I really dont care.

Scott: Ok. umm.... I was wondering how you felt about not being on this weeks show?

Jason: How i feel? Let me ask you something, How does it feel to look in the mirror every morning and now you are nothing and really no one cares for you?

Scott: I....

Jason: Again, Shut up. I still dont care. As far as me being left out this weeks show. Of course im pissed. But i guess thats what happens when you got people running things that dont no talent when they see it. But again i understand. There is a big World title match later on tonight, and if i were to be on the card. I would fight before the Title match, and what reason would the fans have to stay and watch the rest of the show.

Scott: Why did you interfere in Crazy man and D.J. jones's match earlier? And what is with the cow prod?

Jason: Why not? If it wasnt for me they wouldnt of won. They should be thanking me for what i did for them. This, (holds the cow prod out in front of him like a sword) This is proof that im going to "shock" the world.

(he holds the cow prod close to Scott. Scott jumps back.)

Scott: oh god. please dont.

(Jason pulls the cow prod away from Scott.)

Jason: You a punk.

Scott: Anyway. You were in with Mr. Saint for a while, Can you tell us what you were talking about?

Jason: You ask to many dam questions. I bet you live with your mom still. In the basement hanging up pic of Angle and crying while watchin the Notebook.

Scott: I live.....

Jason: You are pathetic. As for what me and saint talked about, He told me that the reason i was not on for tonight is that he is giving me a chance to scout my next match.

Scott: For you and Jamal?

Jason: Please stop talking. Please. No, not for me and Jamal. For me. You see Saint has givin me what i deserve. Next week here on Rampage. It will be me in one corner. On in the other, will be the winner of...... You ready for this. I know you are. i bet you getting a little happy in your pants. thinking you getting the big story. Thinking you might get some notice around here. god, you are pathetic. Any way it will be me, fighting the winner of, Kid cannabis and Level one.

Scott: Wow, so.....

(Jason takes the mic. he starts to talk right in to the camera.)

Jason: Thats right, you heard it here first. Me and the T.V. champ next week.

(He hands the mic back to Scott)

Scott: So what do you think about Level one and Kid Cannabis?

Jason: Not much. I mean they both great and gifted athletes. But they aint me. I am pound for pound the best fighter in the EWC.

Scott: But the are great wrestlers.

Jason: (In a wine girl voice) But they are great wrestlers. (Normal voice) Shut up. I have said before i am not a wrestler. im a fighter.

Scott: Then why are you hear in the EWC?

Jason: Because Mac and Saint know what i can do for them. they know i will fill the seats every time im in the ring. Im hear cause they wont hinder me. they let me fight how i want. The EWC isnt corrupt like Pro Boxing is.

Scott: And final words?

(Jason takes the mic from Scott again and hits him with the cow prod.)

Jason: This Friday a new era starts. I am hear to shake up the world of Pro wrestling. I have told you im hear to be the best that every stepped foot in the ring. So, Level one or Cannabis. who ever has the title friday. Hold it tight through out this week. Cause come friday. You will be judged. And i will care out the Execution.

(Jason drops the mic and walks off camera. Rampage goes to commercial.)



Angel

Vs


Beth Harte

lights go out Angels stands at the top of the ramp with her arms outstreached. fireworks crisscross infront of her as she pumps her arms in the air to boost the crowds cheers. the then slowly walks down the ramp and baseball slides into the ring. once inside the ring she walks over to one of the corner climbs up the ropes and pumps her fists in the air

Beth makes her way to the ring, waving to the fans, and then slides into the ring and stands on the far turnbuckle and raises her arms.

(Bell rings and we are underway. Both ladies circle around one another before locking up. Beth with an arm wrench into a side headlock. Angel shoots Beth to the ropes who comes back with a shoulder block. Beth off the ropes again and a second shoulder block. Beth with a standing leaping leg drop into a cover 1..2...kickout by Angel. Angel up and a hip toss. Angel with a fist drop. Angel picks up Beth and goes for The Heaven's Gate, but Beth wiggles away in the air. Beth off the ropes and is caught into a sky high powerbomb from Angel. Cover 1..2..kickout by Beth. Both are up and Beth goes for a DDT, but Angel reverses into a release northern lights suplex ssending Beth back first into a turnbuckle. Angel drags Beth into the center of the ring and covers 1..2...kickout by Beth.)

Caan: Close one.

Madden: You do not see that often a northern lights into a turnbuckle.

(Angel goes for a suplex, but Beth reverses into a stunner. Beth with a northern lights driver! Beth goes up top! Beth goes for The Harte Attack, but Angel rolls out of the way and....BETH LANDS ON HER FEET!!!! Amazing! Angel grabs Beth from behind with a roll up 1..2..kickout by Beth. Both up Angel goes for another roll up, but Beth gets free and nails a shinning wizard knee kick to the back of Angel's head! You can could hear her knee connect with Angel's skull! Beth collapses on the body of Angel 1..2..kickout by Angel!!! Both up Beth goes for another shinning wizard, but Angel catches her foot and grabs Beth by the throat. Angel with a huge chokeslam that shakes the mat! Angel with a cover 1..2..kickout by Beth!!!! Angel looks at the ref in shock, but it was only a two count!)

Caan: A female doing a chokeslam that is crazy.

Madden: That is why EwC has the best females in the world today.

(Beth is up slowly and Angel looks like she is going for another Chokeslam, but Beth is able to get out and goes for a hurricanranna, but Angel is able to reverse into The Heaven's Gate!!!!! Angel into the cover 1..2..Beth puts a leg on the ropes. Angel takes the leg off and hooks it 1..2..kickout my Beth this time. Angel sets up for another Heaven's Gate, but she is too close to a turnbuckle as Beth pushes off and gets Angel into a small package 1..2..kickout. Both up and Beth with a clothesline. Angel up and she is taken over by Beth with a head scissors! Beth goes for a sharpshooter, but Angel is able to get to the ropes right away. Both ladies up and Beth with a boot and Heaven's Gate on Angel! Beth covers 1..2..kickout by Angel!)

Caan: So close!!!!

Madden: Beth has one more move to hit and she better hit it quick.

( Beth drags Angel to a corner looks like she is going for The Harte Attack again, but Angel is up and crotches her!....um sort of! Angel hooks the arms of Beth and goes for The Heaven's Gate, but Beth reverses into a hurricanranna roll up! 1..2..alomst a three!!!!!Both up and Beth starts to pound on Angel trying to get her weak enough to land that finisher of hers. Beth goes for a head scissors, but Angel turns it into powerbomb, but instead of slamming Beth on her back Angel releases at the highest point and Beth is sent to the outside with a thud. Angel is outside as well and goes for a suplex, but Beth reverses into a snap suplex of her own! Beth goes back into the ring. Angel is to her feet as Beth jumps onto one middle turnbuckle and then backflips to the outside onto Angel!!!!)

Caan: Beth goes to the air.

Madden: I guess when Chupa trains you that you will learn some of that high flying he likes to employ.

(Beth sends Angel back into the ring. Beth slingshots onto the top rope and goes right into The Harte Attack!!!!!! Beth is in a cover 1...2...Angel kicks out!!!!! Both are up Beth with a slam and Angel right back up. A big right from Beth and Angel answers back. Angel with a series of shots and ends up with a DDT spiking Beth head first on the mat! Cover 1..2..kickout! Angel sets up once again for The Heaven's Gate, but Beth gets out onto her feet and Back Drop Driver! )

Caan: Angel is hard pressed to connect with her finisher.

Madden: Beth has her scouted well.

(Beth picks up a wobbly Angel. The two start to fight it out and no one gives an inch. Both come off the ropes with a shoulder block. Beth kicks Angel into the ropes. On Angel's way back Beth goes for a yakuza kick, but Angel ducks under. Angel hits the other side and comes off with A Lariat!!!!! Beth goes end over end Angel with a cover 1..2..3!!!!!)

Winner:

Caan: Lariat!

Madden: Hansen and Kobashi would be proud of that young lady.

(Beth is up slowly and Angel grabs her by the arm. Angel raises the arm of Beth before the two ladies shake hands after one hell of a match.)

[Michael Saint]

Serial Killer

Vs


Maddog

(Open in the ring where we see Serial Killer standing.)

As, "I love livin in the city," rings throughout the arena, the crowd roars in appreication for the 'Punk" of EWC, as he comes down to the ring in a small little black zip-up jacket, ready to fight. He slides into the ring, and tears off the jacket, then shows off to the crowd, his SLC tattoo printed across his stomache

(Michael Saint & Beth Harte come out)

Saint: By the way this is No DQ Maddog have fun.

(Bell rings and Serial Killer charges into a yakuza kick to the face from Maddog! Maddog drags Serial Killer out and exposes the concrete. Maddog drops Serial Killer on his head with The Opressive Society!!!! Cover 1..2..3!)

Winner:

(Beth Harte attacks Serial Killer for failing after the match. Maddog gets up the ramp way, but is clotheslined by Chupa on his way out. Chupa plants Maddog with A Mindbender on the steel ramp.)

Chupa: You want to play mind games. You don't throw rocks at a man who is carrying a machine gun boy! Not to steal a line from another man, but I came to San Juan to kick ass and chew bubble gum.

(Chupa spits some gum on Maddog)

Chupa: And Shadow Man I just ran out of bubble gum.

(Commercial)


Guitar on a Pole Match

Seto Uchiha

Vs


Jamal Jackson

Caan: I don’t know much, but I do know that’s got to hurt when someone swings it at you.

Madden: You’re right – you don’t know much, and that will hurt.

Announcer: The next bout is a Guitar on a Pole match to determine EWC’s Rockstar!

“304 Goucrapsu Hakushi no Sakura” by Dir En Grey booms out from the PA system. Fifteen seconds into the song, a white flash appears. A few more seconds in, black begins to streak through the white, until a man’s silhouette can be seen. The man steps out, the light dies down into a dim silver, and Seto Uchiha strides to the ring.

Announcer: First, from Haikkado, Japan, and weighing in at 187 lbs, “Straight Up” Seto, Uchiha!

Uchiha jumps up onto the ring apron and over the top rope, landing gracefully on his feet to the cheers of the crowd.

“RockStar” by N.E.R.D. hits the PA system as Jamal Jackson comes out on stage to a chorus of boos. Jamal has a microphone in his hand and begins to talk as he walks down the ramp.

Jamal Jackson: Hold up, hold up. Cut my music! OK, I get it. You ungrateful losers boo me, but you’ll still gulp down my energy drink!

Jamal points at an overweight kid waving a free can of Rockstar energy drink at him and taunting him.

Jamal Jackson: You better drink that up, tubby. Maybe it’ll give your fat ass the energy to get some exercise.

Jamal is at the bottom of the ramp with his back to the ring, arguing with a fan. Uchiha, tired of hearing Jamal insult the fans, runs across the ring. Jackson has just enough time to turn around and watch as Seto springboards off the top rope and nails Jamal with a rolling senton. Seto jumps to his feet and raises his fists in the air. The crowd cheer him on as he picks Jackson up. Uchiha kicks him in the gut, and then rams his head into the ring apron.

Jackson starts to stagger quickly away, but Seto is close behind, grabbing him and attempting an Irish whip into the ring steps. Jamal reverses, but Uchiha jumps clear over the steps before he hits them. Jackson is not far behind, however. He runs after Uchiha, also jumping over the steps and nailing Seto with a flying forearm smash to the back of the former musician’s head.

Caan: The referee needs to get some order here. These two men are brawling around the ring, and the match hasn’t even officially begun yet!

Madden: Ha ha! I love it!

Utilising his weight advantage, Jamal picks the smaller Seto up and drills him with a swift, brutal backbreaker. Jackson continues his assault on Uchiha’s back, trying to ground the high flyer, with hard kicks to the spine. Seto rolls around on the ground, pain etched in his face. Jackson whips him towards the crowd barrier. Seto jumps up onto the barrier and attempts a moonsault, but Jamal grabs him. He carries Uchiha on his shoulder to the barrier, before dropping him straight down onto it. Seto is left hanging over the crowd barrier as Jackson takes the time to taunt the fans. Uchiha is slowly pulling himself off the crowd barrier when Jackson turns his attention back to his opponent. But as Jamal comes near, Seto stands up straight and sprays a dark coloured liquid into Jackson’s face, temporarily blinding him. Uchiha shows the camera a can in his hand – it’s one of the free cans of Rockstar energy drink that Coca-Cola distributed to the fans! Seto crushes the can in his hand and uses it to punch Jamal in the face.

Uchiha grabs his opponent and rolls him into the ring. He follows him inside, and the referee rings the bell, finally starting the match. Seto stomps on Jamal before turning to the guitar on the pole. He starts walking towards it, but Jackson gets up. Before Seto can start climbing he is nailed by a German suplex from Jackson. Jamal holds onto the waist lock, picking Uchiha up and nailing him with a second German suplex. Jamal tries a third, this time a release German suplex, but Seto still has his wits about him and he lands on his feet. Jamal turns around and Seto hits him with the Stigmata. With Jackson on the canvas, Seto jumps onto the second rope and leaps in the air, turning around in mid-air to land a springboard legdrop. But as he holds his back and is slow to stand up, it is clear Uchiha is still feeling the effects of Jamal’s earlier attack.

Caan: Got to wonder if Seto Uchiha’s back can hold up for the duration of this match.

Madden: Jackson was trying to ground Uchiha, and every time Seto hits one of those high risk aerial moves he pays for it just as much as Jamal does.

Jackson is getting to his feet, as well. Uchiha tries to meet him with a dropkick, but Jamal sees it coming. He grabs Seto’s legs and plants him with a powerbomb. Jackson, still holding onto Seto’s legs, locks in a sharpshooter. Seto screams in agony but refuses to tap. He inches ever closer to the ropes as Jamal cinches back on the hold even more. After what seems like an eternity, the chanting crowd egging him on every inch of the way, Uchiha finally grabs the bottom rope. Jackson doesn’t release the hold immediately, keeping it on for another few seconds. He raises his hands to the crowd, who jeer and yell at him.

Ambling over to the corner, Jackson casually begins to climb the turnbuckle. Seto Uchiha, meanwhile, has managed to get back to his feet with the help of the ropes. Spotting Jamal on the other side of the ring, Uchiha runs after him. With as much strength as he can muster he jumps onto Jamal’s back and catches him with the Vengeance. Jamal and Seto collapse back into the centre of the ring, and it is now Jackson’s turn to reach for the ropes.

The whole arena cheer Seto on as he tightens his grip, cutting the air to Jamal’s lungs. Jackson manages to turn around onto his stomach, and with Uchiha on top of him crawls towards the ropes. He’s starting to fade, but Jamal refuses to quit, and he manages to get his fingers around the rope, just seconds away from passing out completely. Uchiha releases the hold and Jackson lies face down, his hand still around the rope.

Caan: I almost thought Uchiha had it.

Madden: Jamal Jackson is a former United States Champion, don’t forget that. He’s as tough as they come.

Seto Uchiha rises to his feet. He points at the guitar still hanging from its pole, and the crowd cheer. He climbs up the turnbuckle, slowly but surely, until he reaches the guitar. He unfastens the leather strap and smiles as he raises the guitar in his hand. However, he has not been keeping an eye on Jamal Jackson, who is now on his knees. Jackson reaches up and grabs Uchiha’s foot. He pulls back and Seto lands crotch first on the top rope. He loses his grip on the guitar in mid-flight and it smacks the nearby referee right in the face, knocking him down.

Caan: The referee is down!

Madden: And so is the guitar!

Jamal gets to his feet and picks up the guitar. He turns to Seto, still stranded on the top rope, and taunts him. He raises the guitar high over his head, fully intending to bring it crashing down on Uchiha’s head.

But as Jackson was shouting at Seto, he didn’t notice Crazyman running down the ramp! Crazyman slides into the ring and pulls the guitar from Jamal’s hands. Jackson turns around to see Crazyman, who strikes him in the gut with the guitar. Crazyman throws the guitar onto the ground and grabs Jamal’s head, spiking him onto the guitar with a DDT!

Madden: Where is security? He’s interfering in this match and ruining it for everyone.

Caan: Crazyman, sticking it to Jamal Jackson and maybe giving Seto Uchiha a chance to clinch the victory!

Crazyman screams incoherently at Jamal before leaving the ring. Jason Young and Jamal Jackson’s manager Dante Williams meet him on the ramp. They double-team Crazyman until DJ Jones comes out and all four men are forced backstage by security.

Caan: This is insane! This match is causing pandemonium!

Seto Uchiha has managed to get down from the top rope and crawls to Jamal Jackson, lying motionless on the opposite side of the ring. Stirring the referee as he passes, Seto gets to Jamal and turns him onto his back. Uchiha pins Jackson’s shoulders. The referee slowly counts.

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2…









Kick out!

Seto’s frustration is evident as Jackson kicks out at 2 and seven-eights!

Seto rises to his feet, a look of determination on his face as he announces to the crowd…

Seto Uchiha: GOING ALL IN!!

The crowd are going crazy as Seto drags Jamal to the centre of the ring. Thinking for a moment, he picks up the guitar and places it across Jackson’s chest. Uchiha climbs to the top turnbuckle.

Caan: Uchiha’s Going All In!

Madden: If he doesn’t hit this, it’s over for him. It might be over for him if he does hit it!

Uchiha jumps off the top with his Going All In, a 630 senton. At the very last second, Jamal Jackson gets his knees up and under the guitar. Seto lands hard and screams in anguish. The crowd are almost silent having heard the sickening impact. Jamal slowly stands up. Seto Uchiha, with all his resolve, somehow gets to his feet, but is met with a Rockstar onto the guitar! Jamal covers.

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2…





3!!

The referee calls for the bell as Jamal Jackson stands up and raises his fists in the air.

Announcer: The winner of the match:

[Michael Saint]

[glow=limegreen,2,300]World Heavweight Championship Match
Puerto Rican Death Match
[/glow]

El Chupacabra

Vs


Shadow Man(c)

The lights in the arena slowly begin to dim as everyone in the arena quickly get's to their feet and begin to make some noise. Save Me by Remy Zero then begins to play over the Sound System as three strobe lights begin to pulse in the entrance way, fog then begins to rise from below the stage in front of the entrance.

The X-Treme Tron lights up counting down from 9 all the way to 1. It seems as though every single person is on there feet counting down the numbers. Once it gets to 0 large letters flash “IT'S SHOWTIME”.

An enormous uproar of cheers now blends out the blasting of Save Me! A few moments later Shadow Man walks from behind the wall of Fog onto the stage. He stands their for a few seconds with a smirk on his face and begins to point to the fans who are screaming the loudest.

He then turns and points towards the entrance as the lovely Elisha Cuthbert walks from behind the wall of Fog as well. In a sexy manor she approaches Shadow and puts her arms around him. Shadow does the same as she gives him a kiss on the cheek.

Shadow then looks towards the camera with a cocky yet confident look on his face as they begin to walk down the ramp and towards the ring. On the way he makes silly faces into the camera. After waving at the fans while walking down the ramp Shadow lets go of Elishas hand and runs and slides onto the ring apron on one knee and holding onto the middle Rope, Shadow gets to his feet and in a cocky manor steps threw the first and second Ropes.

He then gets into the ring and runs over to the corner and jumps up onto the second turnbuckle. He pats himself on the chest twice and then points to all the screaming fans. He then points to the sky and pumps his fist for Memphis Reigns! Shadow then jumps down from the turnbuckle and turns around and leans in the corner and awaits for the match to begin

(We see backstage where Maddog. Chupa walks by and Maddog stares at him with a sadistic grin.)

Chupa: That brainbuster on the ramp knock some sense into you boy!

(Nothing from Maddog)

Chupa: Guess not.

(Bullet with the Butterfly Wings by Smashing Pumpkins hits on the PA as El Chupacabra comes out the roar of the crowd. Chupa goes out into the crowd of people shaking hands and doing things before climbing the barracade to get to the ring!)

(The bell rings as the men come to the ring. Shadow Man and Chupa stare down one another. Chupa with a slap and Shadow Man answers with one of his own. Chupa with a boot and whips, but is reversed by Shadow Man. Shadow Man goes to backdrop over the top rope into the C4 by the ring, but Chupa lands on the apron. Shadow Man goes for shoulder to Chupa's gut, but Chupa moves out of the way and kicks Shadow Man in the head. Chupa springboards into the ring and is caught into a powerslam by Shadow Man. Shadow Man hits the ropes and comes back with a rolling thunder splash! Shadow Man smiles wide and yells at the ref to "count him down its over already!" The timer starts as Shadow Man gets on the ropes and taunts the pro-chupa crowd. Chupa is up after less than 10 seconds and hits a rolling sunset flip type manuever into a powerbomb taking Shadow Man off the top rope!)

Caan: He taunted Chupa?

Madden: Brett Farvre would do it.

Caan: Brett would taunt Peyton Manning too.

Madden: Yes

Caan: Then Manning would whoop his ass!

(Chupa gets on the top rope and walks out a few feet before jumping back into the ring with a corkscrew senton splash! Chupa does not even hesitate Chupa gets to the other side and comes back with a lionsault onto Shadow Man! The crowd goes nuts as Chupa points at Shadow Man. The counter gets down a few second before Shadow Man makes it back to his feet. Chupa with a dropkick to the knee of Shadow Man. Chupa goes for a shinning wizard, but Shadow Man catches him and picks him up into a powerbomb. Shadow Man spins in a complete circle before sitdown powerbombing Chupa into a corner. Shadow Man goes to the outside and brings in a trash can full of weapons! Chupa gets to his feet and Shadow Man smashes a chair onto his head..no effect!!!!! A second time and still no effect! )

Caan: Lord!

Madden: He is invincible!

(Shadow Man with a third shot that sends Chupa down!)

Caan: Nevermind

Madden: Brett would have got up.

(The counter gets to about 20 seconds before Chupa is to his feet. Shadow Man gets behind Chupa and sets up for The Darkness, but Chupa reverses into a cricifix driver!!!!!! Chupa is up and so is Shadow Man. Chupa with a forearm followed up by a spinning clothesline! Shadow Man up and gets a yakuaza kick to the face. Shadow Man up right away and goes for a kick of his own and is caught by Chupa into a head and arm suplex! Shadow Man dumped on the top of his head. Chupa sets up a chair in the middle of the ring and points at Shadow Man. Chupa goes for the Mindbender on the chair, but Shadow Man gets out of the move. Shadow Man is backing away as Chupa charges. Chupa uses the set up chair as a set to hit a flying shinning wizard to the standing Shadow Man!!!! Chupa stands up and the clock gets to 30 seconds before Shadow Man is to his feet. Chupa with a dropkick that ties up Shadow Man in the ropes.)

Caan: What?

Madden: Why is he leaving the ring?

(Chupa gets under the ring and pulls out....the weekwhacker!)

Caan: Weapon of choice!

Madden: Run Shadow Man! Run like Brett would run in a touchdown!

Caan: Farvre would run in a touchdown?

Madden: Shut up!

(Chupa is in the ring and has the weekwhacker over his head and the crowd roars in approval! Chupa starts it up and takes it to the chest of the champion! A second time! A third time! A fourth time! Chupa throws it out of the ring and Shadow Man's chest looks like raw bloody meat! Shadow Man gets free and goes to the outside. He is not safe out there! Chupa gets a running start and goes for a tumbling flip over the ropes into a rana, but Shadow Man catches Chupa and powerbombs him onto a bed of C4 on the outside of the ring!!!! Chupa's back arches! Chupa rolls over and we can see his back is now bleeding! The clock starts to countdown. 10 seconds 30 seconds 45 seconds and Chupa is up! Shadow Man with a kick to Chupa's back! Chupa turns around and kicks Shadow Man in the dick!)

Caan: Um.....right.

Madden: That is how I feel too.

(Chupa gets in the ring and orders the counter to start. 10 seconds...30 seconds...50 seconds.....Shadow Man is up.)

Caan: Why was he down so long?

Madden: Chupa wears steel toed boots.

( Shadow Man is in the ring and kicks Chupa in the face! Shadow Man gets a stapler out of the trash can! Shadow Man puts a staple in the head of Chupa! A second! A third! Shadow Man with a glass sheet and smashes it over the head of Chupa!!!!!! 10 seconds..30 seconds.....60 seconds.....Chupa is up at about 65 seconds. Shadow Man is taunting Chupa and boot to the gut GBC!!!!! Its over!!! Chupa is out!!!!! 10 seconds.....30 seconds....Chupa up at 45 seconds! Chupa is up and Shadow Man goes for another GBC, but Chupa reverses into a Brainbuster! Chupa rolls through a second Brainbuster!!!! One more roll through and A Mindbender onto the chair that is still set up in the ring!!!!! Chupa kips up! The count down is started 10 seconds...30 seconds...60 seconds....Shadow Man up at 75 seconds!!!!!)

Caan: That was close.

Madden: We almost had a new champion!

(Chupa is in shock, but a sick smile comes across his face. Chupa drags Shadow Man to a corner. Chupa is up top, but Shadow Man with a crotch! Shadow Man up top with Chupa and Darkness off the top rope!!!!!!)

Caan: WOW!!!

Madden: This is crazy!

( 10 seconds.....30 seconds.....60 seconds....Chupa up at 77 seconds. Shadow Man sets up for another Darkness, but Chupa gets out and goes down the isle way. Shadow Man starts to chase. The two men are exchanging punches on the ramp! Shadow Man is goes to suplex Chupa off the ramp to the floor, but Chupa grabs a hanging ladder. Chupa starts to climb the ladder up to the top of the Xtreme Tron. Shadow Man is following behind! The two men are on top of the tron battling. Shadow Man has the advantage until Chupa hits him low! Chupa has Shadow Man doubled over looks like Chupa is going to powerbomb Shadow Man off the tron to the concrete below! From behind its Maddog! Maddog stops Chupa. Maddog kicks Chupa who grabs Shadow Man and the two men fall off the tron and break a hole in the metal ramp area!!!!!)

Caan: Jesus Christ!!!!

Madden: Get those two help this is over!

( The counter starts 10 seconds.....30 seconds......60 seconds.....75 seconds.......80 seconds..a hand comes out of the hole! Whose is it!....85.....Shadow Man crawls out of the hole and to his feet....90!!!! Shadow Man collapse back into the hole!!!!!)

Winner and STILL WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION:

Caan: I have never in my life.

Madden: Me either

Caan: He overcame the odds and beat a man no one thought he could beat.

Madden: Damn anyone who ever doubted Shadow Man!

(Chupa and Shadow Man are getting out of the hole when....Moses Lake and Sean Ferguson attack them!!! The cowards attacking 2 men who just had a match!!! From the back runs out all members of FORCE and IP!!!! Moses and Ferg make a run for it. Each team picks up their respective members. Looks like we are going to have a confrontation. Chupa and Shadow Man go nose to nose. This is not over! Chupa extends his hand.......Shadow Man with a look of sheer confusion. Shadow Man shakes the hand of Chupa! IP and FORCE all share hand shakes as Saint comes out.)

Saint: October is a time for something known as Stablewars. I see Rampage and we are not a united front much like Brawl. We need to change this. If we want to win we need to take the leaders of the pack and we need to put them together. We need to align Force and the Impact Players. Tonight you see the first night in which we will be a unit! We will fight along side one another to achieve a common goal. If Max Carter wants a war these are my soldiers.

(Saint smiles with an arm over Chupa and an arm over Shadow Man as we fade out on the scene!)