FN'R/SNR Minneapolis, MN - 10/6/07

[Michael Saint]

Allison Danger and MsChief vs Rain and Lacey

Lacey and MsChief would start the match going back and forth for a while, with Lacey gaining an advantage with a spinning heel kick. Allison Danger would be tagged n quickly and run through Lacey as though she were Hulk Hogan. Lacey would tag in Rain, who would take advantage of Allison for a few minutes, before getting caught with a quick kick and then getting hit with the Shimmering Warlock, and pinned for the win!

Winner: Allison Danger and MsChief



Seto Uchiha & Kid Cannibis vs Da MOB

Seto and Khrye would start the match with Seto taking the early lead in the match. He would dominate before tagging in his partner Kid Cannabis. Cannabis would run through Khyre and when Jamal was tagged in, he got the same treatment from the Kid, who had a ton of momentum following his near win in last weeks TV Title match. Seto would take out Khyre and Cannabis hit the Chronic on Jamal for the win.

Winner: Kid Cannabis and Set Uchiha

(fade)

[Michael Saint]

"30 Somethin'" comes on the speakers as Dimes comes walking out to a okay reaction. The crowd is cheering just a little bit as Dimes gets out to the top of the entrance ramp. He looks out to the crowd and raises his arm into the air. A small pop comes from the crowd as this is Dimes first appearance on Friday Night Rampage.

Walking down the entrance ramp, Dimes slaps a few hands of the EWC fans and then dives under the bottom rope, and into the ring. As he gets into the ring, he asks for a microphone from the timekeeper. Dimes is handed the microphone and he returns to the ropes closest to the entrance ramp as his music cuts off.

Dimes: Crazyman, we all know why I am out here. Last week you decided to grow out of your v****a and call me out backstage. Well, why talk about it when you can be about it? Crazyman, there isn't anything but space and opportunity between us right now, so bring your baby back bitchass out here!

"The Shape of Punk to Come" by Refused plays on the PA as the lights around the arena begin to flicker off and on. Crazyman then bursts through the entrance curtain and begins to powerwalk to the ring. Walking down to the ring with a singapore cain in his hand, he is staring a hole through Dimes, determined to get into a fight. Crazyman then enters the ring and goes straight up to Dimes. His music then cuts off slowly.

As Crazyman stands face to face with Dimes, he snatches the microphone from his hand.

Crazyman: What?!?

Dimes grabs the microphone out of Crazyman's hands.

Dimes: You want to talk s**t backstage? Well, now that we got ourselves a little crowd, how about you put your money...

Dimes smiles into the camera.

Dimes: Where your mouth is.

A rap beat plays throughout the speakers of the arena as Dimes takes the microphone and begins the Go Figga Invitational.

Dimes: Textbook, you mad look,
I won't hesitate to do work,
So I'll pull the hand trigga', and light you up cracka',
Let's see your figgas', is this all you got in yo' little bank account,
Entra-poor-cracka', bounce,
I'll come back with a much larger amount,
And I'll still rob yo' bank and whatever you got in it,
As soon as I win it, I spend it, My Benz is tinted,
I'ma true baller, I f**k and you call her,
I bust nuts and you spoil her,
You know the game, militant track names,
f**k ya'll, put murder back in front of me,
So lets blaze this place,
Then I get in my car and roll up like Odie in this place,
Dimes, right back outta Miami, on fire like a Houston Rocket,
Pullin' out on these bitches like Tubbs and Crocket,
I got this cheddar, go get it,
Boy, beware when I spit it,
You'll end up outta cash, sellin' drugs like a slab,
Transportin' coke in cabs, back and fourth to Hollywood Hills,
Just like how Ol' Dirty got killed.

Dimes then tosses the microphone at Crazyman. As the microphone hits Crazyman right in the stomach and falls to the mat, Crazyman looks right into the eyes of Dimes. With the singapore cain in hand, Crazyman winds up to give Dimes a stiff shot between the eyes.

Dimes goes to block the shot, but before Crazyman can get contact, Jamal Jackson holds on to the singapore cain and ruins Crazyman's shot at hitting Dimes. Dimes just steps back from it all as Jason Young gives a "K.O." to Crazyman, knocking him out in the ring. Dimes exits the ring and makes it backstage.

The cameras focus on the Young Assassins as they just cleaned out Crazyman in the ring. As the Young Assassins retreat backstage, Friday Night Rampage goes to commercial break.



Beth Harte

Vs

Serial Killer

This match would be just like the Serial Killer match last week. Beth would give us a lock up and then plant Serial Killer skull first on the mat with a DDT. Beth would go up and land The Harte Attack before pinning Serial Killer for the win.

Winner

Crazyman stands backstage rubbing his jaw, his eyes burning red with anger as an interviewer attempts to get some words from him.

Scott: Crazyman, first you get involved in a verbal argument with Dimes, and then just as he and you are about to fight, it seems, the Young Assassins attack you from behind. How do-

Crazyman: Are you really going to ask me how I feel about it? It should be pretty obvious just how I feel about the situation. This week, I had to deal with Dimes. But one must always keep an eye on all his affairs, and I'm sad to say I let the Young Assassins slip from my mind. However... Jamal, Jason, you don't have to worry. You have my full attention now.

Crazyman: You know, with Stablewars coming up, I haven't felt much in the way of fraternity, not a lot of brotherhood. For the last couple o' months Na Fianna and the Young Assassins have been nipping at each other like a bunch of angry mongrels. But the time for threats and surprise attacks is coming to an end! We will reach the point very soon where this thing will need to be settled.

Scott: And do you have anything to say to Dimes?

Crazyman: I have a lot of things to say to Dimes, but very little of it is suitable for a family show. Dimes, if you want to nail your colours to the same mast as the Assassins and the rest of Retribution Inc, then so be it, but you will have to live with the consequences of your actions.

Dimes: Hey!

Dimes walks into the shot and stands face to face with Crazyman.

Dimes: Look man, you better not go accusing me of anything! What happened to you out there, I had nothing to do with it. I don't rely on anyone else to take care o' my business! If you got beef with those guys, then you talk to them. I ain't got no part in that.

Crazyman: So you didn't have anything to do with that, huh? That's what you're saying?

Dimes nods his head.

Dimes: That's exactly what I'm saying.

Crazyman: Yeah, well, I've never been the most trustin' type, Dimes, so you'll forgive me if I don't just take you at your word. All I have to say to you is that you're the last person I want to see right now, and I am definitely the last person you do.

Crazyman walks off camera. Dimes watches after him, left to feel insulted and angry.

Scott: Dimes, do you have anything you'd like to add?

Dimes looks at the interviewer, blows him off with the wave of his hand, and walks away.



Nick Sadistic

Vs


Maddog

Maddog would dominate from the opening bell. Whenever Sadistic would get a punch or two in< Maddog would take him down to the mat and lay the boots to him. Mercifully, Maddog would end the match following the “Oppressive Society” on Sadistic in the middle of the ring, resulting in a win for Maddog.

Winner:


US Title Match

Jamal Jackson

Vs


Brian Alexander(c)

This would be a good match. Brian would start off with a snap suplex before going for a pin right away getting a two count. Brian would go for it again, but Jamal would reverse and come with a few good shots with his right hand before finishing off with a big haymaker that sent Brian down in a heap. Jamal would go for a pin getting a two count. Jamal would signal for the end and go for a Rockstar, but Brian would catch him into a powerslam for a two count. Brian would go up top and land a splash for a two count. Brian would control the match for a few minutes before Jamal would start a comeback and have the champ realing from the shots. The match finish would come when Ricker made his return laying out both champion and challenger.

No Contest

Post match

After the match Saint would announce next week it would be A three way for the US title with the men in the ring as participants.

(Commercial)

[Michael Saint]

Television Championship Match
Jason Young

vs


Level One(c)

The lights go out. "Im the man" by Fabolous starts to play. When the beat hits after the intro. Fire shoots out the top of the stage. Jason is standing in front of the fire with his arms in the air the the shape of an X. He has a a orange robe with the hood down to wear people cant see his eyes. He walks to the ring. He slides in and stands by the rope facing the crowed. He puts the X back in the air and fire works shoot out in the ring in the shape of an X. He removes his robe.

*Level-One’s music hits As an array of blue lights flash through the darkness of the arena. Level-One makes his way onto the stage, As he raises his right hand, As fire works shoot up behind him. He walks down the ramp as he taunts the fans, As he rolls through the bottom rope. He walks over to the rope, As he stands on it taunting the fans. As he awaits his opponent.*

( The bell rings as Level One extends his hand to Jason as a sign of good faith. Jason looks at Level One and starts to laugh. Level One gets an angry look on his face before he slaps the taste out of Jason's mouth. Jason charges with a clothesline, but Level takes him to the mat with a side headlock takeover. Level wrenches the hold on as Jason starts to get to his feet. Level runs to the corner holding onto Jason and does what can only be called a flying side headlock takeover to the mat. Jason gets up again and powers out of the hold. Jason grabs his head and turns around before once again getting taken down to the mat with a hip toss right into an fugiwara arm bar. )

Caan: This is smart by Level One, because if Jason is on the mat he can't fight back.

Madden: True

( Jason gets to the ropes and Level One is forced to break the hold. Both are up and Jason goes for a hip
toss of his own and Level One blocks, hits a knee to the mid-section of Jason, and picks him up for a suplex. Level One holds him, and holds him, and holds him, and holds him. )

Caan: Level One making him think about it.

Madden: The blood is rushing to his head right now.

( The fans applaud Level before he finally falls back sending Jason down hard. Level One sits up and revels in his move he pulled off before going for the cover 1..2..kickout! Jason is up and Level One goes for another suplex, but Jason blocks and comes back with one of his own. Level One is up quickly and Jason goes for a running crossbody, but Level gets him into a fireman's and then throws him into the air catching him with a gut buster over both knees. )

Caan: Now Level One is at the advantage.

Madden: He is the champ for a reason

( Level One goes up top and drops a picture perfect elbow onto Jasn. Cover 1..2..kickout. Both are up and Level One goes for a Spin Kick, but Jason catches his foot in midair and gives him a dragon screw leg whip. Level One is up and gets dropkicked back to the mat by Jason. Level One up again and this time Jason clotheslines him over the top rope. Jason hits the ropes and comes back with a suicide dive to the outside on Level One, but he moves out of the way and Jason hits the concrete hard. Level One picks up Jason and rams him head first into the steel ring steps. Jason is sitting up with his head next to the steps and Level One gets a running start before he comes in with a dropkick to the head of Jason sandwiching his head between his feet and the steps. )

Caan: Jason is taking a beating tonight, but so is Level One.

Madden: This is a great match

( Level One throws Jason back in the ring and makes a cover 1..2..kickout by Jason. Level One is in shock and he once again picks up Jason this time slamming him down to the canvas before he goes up top and leaps off with a moonsault into a cover 1..2..kickout by Jason again! )

Caan: He refuses to give up.

Madden: Jason has a lot of guts this is just more proof of that.

( Both are up and Jason is on wobbly legs. Level One goes for a whip to the corner, but Jason reverses. Jason charges Level One in the corner, but Level One gets a boot up. Jason charges again and this time Level One gets him into a standing firemens carry position. Level One goes for a running Death Valley Driver, but Jason reverses into a high impact DDT! Jason knips up and goes to the top flying off with a 450 Splash into a cover 1..2..kickout by Level One! )

Caan: Kick out!

Madden: This is not a sane man in there with Jason

( Jason goes back up top and Level One runs over hitting an enzuigiri by running up the turnbuckle pads Jason is just sitting on the top turnbuckle now almost out of it. Jason grabs Level One by the head and gives him an Ace Crusher off the top Turnbuckle!!!!!! Cover by Jason 1..2..kickout by Level One and the fans are going insane! )

Caan: Level One out of a Super Ace Crusher

Madden: Awesome

( Both people are back up and seem to have got another wind in them as the exchange punches and kicks. Jason hits a forearm that rocks Level One, and then out nowhere Level One hits A Superkick!! Level One takes the turnbuckle pad off the top turnbuckle as Jason gets to her feet. )

Caan: Level One do not cheat and ruin this match.

Madden: I agree

( Level One scoops up Jason and drop him head first on the exposed turnbuckle. Cover by Level One 1..2..kickout! Level One picks up Jason and goes for another drop, but Jason gets out and pushes Level One into the turnbuckle. Jason runs over and starts to lay in the chops to the exposed chest of Level One. Jason is going at it with insane speed and the chest of Level One is starting to look like raw meat. )

Caan: Jason is on a roll now.

Madden: Level One is going to be in pain.

( Jason must have laid in over fifty continuous chops to the chest of Level One and now it is covered in welts and bruises. Jason finally backs off and when Level One makes his way out of the corner Jason hits a running enzuigiri! )

Caan: It is over he has won it.

Madden: I have to agree.

( Jason is in shock again as Level One gets up. Jason hits the ropes and comes back with a big time Lariat that knocks Level One into last week cover 1..2..kickout!!!! Jason picks up Level One and hits the ropes again going for another Lariat, but this time Level ducks under, hits a kick to the stomach, and gives Jason A Level Advance! Cover 1..2..3! )

Winner:


(Fade)