FN'R/SNR Philly! - 11/9/07

[Michael Saint]

Shane Douglas vs The Sandman

Douglas and Sandman, two stalwarts of the former Philadelphia institution, ECW would battle it in the arena they made famous. Sandman would lead the match early on, pounding on Douglas throughout the early minutes of the match. Sandman would go outside to find a table and slid it into the ring. In the process of setting it up, however, Douglas would take him down with a forearm to the back.

Douglas would work over Sandman with various blows, focusing on the back of his head. Once he had Sandman downed with a single-arm DDT, Douglas would head outside and grab a steel chain. He would slug on Sandman's head with it for a bit, before picking him up and downing him with the Pittsburgh Plunge! Douglas, foregoing a pin attempt, would head outside and grab a cat of spray paint, ripping off Sandman's shirt, and then painting a red target onto Sandman's back! He would then hit a second Pittsburgh Plunge and go for the pin!

Winner by pinfall- Shane Douglas


Solomon vs Derek

Derek and Solomon would start the match with a face off. Solomon would pieface Derek, causing him to get quite mad. Derek would charge in and shove Solomon, and go for a few quick shots to the face. Solomon would be backed against the ropes and the ref would demand a break. Once the ref pulled them apart, Solomon would hit him with a few quick kicks to the midsection. Solomon would shoot Derek into the ropes, but Derek would counter with a dropkick. He would then drop down and try to hit Solomon with the Daredevil Punch, but Solomon would move. Once Derek was down, Solomon would stomp on his fingers before kicking Derek in the face.

Derek would pull himself up, as Solomon comes in with a stiff clothesline, and then hits him with a standing moonsault. he'd go for a pin, but only get a 2. Solomon would go to argue with the ref, and Derek would roll him up for a pin, but only get a two. Derek was slower to get up, and Solomon would run in, and hit a knee to the face, and he would gloat over the fallen Derek. Once Derek was able to get up, he would catch Solomon off guard and lift him up for a Death Valley Driver, but Solomon would elbow him into the head, before causing Derek to set him down. He would then catch Derek with The Kaliban and get the pin for a three-count.

Winner: Solomon Knight

[Michael Saint]

(Open in Saint's office)

Saint: Ladies and gentlemen we have a new play by play man on Rampage let me introduce to you Khan Noonien Singh!



Khan: You know I have a real name Ricardo Gonzalo Pedro Montalbán Merino

Saint: Not anymore your name is Khan from now on!

Khan: Assshole

(Khan leaves and we see Blade lying on the floor with a puddle of blood at his head. Khan looks up to see Shadow Man smiling along with Angel and Ebon by his side.)

Shadow Man: That was for Stablewars bastard.

(A medic runs up)

Medic: He is hurt bad. He needs to go to the hospital!

(They cart off Blade as we go to the stage)

(“Bullet with a Name” by Nonpoint hits and a disappointed Ebon walks onto the stage with a microphone in hand.)

Ebon: The one thing about this business is that you quickly find out who your true friends are. I thought I had a friend in Blade, but I was wrong.

(Blade Sucks chant erupts throughout the arena)

Ebon: YOU’RE GOD DAMN RIGHT HE SUCKS. We had a legitimate chance to beat Team Brawl at Stable Wars. But he fucked us over, he fucked over every single fan sitting in this arena and watching at home, he fucked over the boys and girls in the back, but more importantly he fucked over the only people that ever gay a shit about him in this business. He fucked over his family, he fucked over FORCE!

(The chant now switches to a more appropriate “fuck you Blade” chant.)

Ebon: Blade you went after Shadow Man, then you went after Angel. YOU TRIED TO END BOTH OF THERE CAREERS. Well that’s not going to fly with me. You turned one of your closest friends into one of your bitter enemies, and I know your home healing up cause I knocked your humpty dumpty ass off a ten foot wall and onto the floors. So if all the doctors and all the nurses can manage to put your busted ass back together again. So you heal up, I want you 100% cause I don’t want you to have any excuses because when you do come back I am going to stick up for my family. And I am going to end your fucking career.

(“Bullet with a Name” plays again and Ebon drops the microphone and leaves the stage)

Madden: Ebon did not know about the attack? Or is he playing dumb?

(Commercial)


Tyler Thompson vs Serial Killer

Tyler would immediately lay into Serial Killer, tackling him the moment the bell rings, and driving him back against the ropes. he would hit SK with a huge punch, and SK would slip between the top and middle ropes, falling to the outside of the ring. Tyler would get a running start and dive out at Sk, but he would move, and Tyler would crash onto the mat outside. SK would pick him up and swing him into the ring barrier, and then into the steel steps, before shoving him back into the ring.

SK would go for a pile driver, but Tyler would wiggle out of it, and then hit SK with a forearm. He'd shoot Sk off into the ropes and go for a drop kick, hitting him square in the chest, and dropping a quick elbow down on SK. Once SK would try and pick himself up, Tyler would position himself, and hit Sk in the temple with the Lights Out, and go for the pin and get the three count.

Winner via Pinfall: Tyler Thompson

[Michael Saint]

Level-One’s music hits . An array of blue lights flash through the darkness of the arena. And from the curtains, Level-One eargerly bursts through the curtain with his television title grasped in his left hand as majority of the fans boo by the sight of the television champion. He stops at the top of the ramp and raises the belt in the air, as red, green, and blue pyro shoots from behind him, after they stop Level-One quickly walks down the ramp, holding his championship loosely in his grip taunting with a few fans on his way down. He enters the ring and immediately requests to be handed a microphone he soon does, as he soaks up the crowds reaction before speaking.

Level-One: Now some of you may be wondering, what is Level-one doing here in Philly? I mean, you’ve heard the rumors. I wasn’t booked to wrestle on tonight, which is really a shame, guys. I mean, I truthfully wouldn’t want to see the fans go home unhappy. I couldn’t allow the fans, to go home and not tell there family members about the 5 star Meltzer classic wrestling match, that Level-One so often provides.

*The crowd grows onto Level-One. As some begin to cheer in his favor still the crowd is split on cheering and booing*

Level-One: I mean, why am I here? Well I’ll tell you why I’m here. Saint, has decided to give me the night off. The night off? I am a fighting champion, I don’t need time off to rest, because I simpily don’t tire. So, Saint can take his night off that he’s given me, and shove it up his ass. Because Level-One goes all day, and all night, thanks for nothing shit face!

I mean seriously, what was the night off for? Some type of reward, for coming through for rampage? I mean, me and that nut-case El chupacabra are the only one’s who put any effort into that match. And blade, tried to take the world by storm by screwing his own team, because he no longer has the skill to earn his spot in a legit manner. Bravo, you fucking idiot!

The real reason I’m here? Is to explain the REAL reason why I attacked Joey Orsome at Stablewars.

*The fans erupt in boo’s. As they chant ‘’Joey Sucks’’, Level-One nod’s his head to the chant as they continue on, even while Level-One speaks*

Why did I attack Joey Orsome at stable wars? You see, it may seem like you figured it all out, but I guarantee you do NOT understand the true meaning behind it. I mean, most of you are thinking. I may have tried to take out one of brawls top stars before the match, others may thing I’m trying to prove my worth by taking out the number 1 contender. Well, you’re fucking wrong.

The reason, I attacked Joey Orsome is because I’m tired of being IGNORED! I’m the television champion, damn it. Every where I go, every one I see. I always here them say, ‘’Level-One you’re going to be a future world champion one day’’. Well, I’m fucking tired of it. It’s time, for me to shine. I’m tired of guys like El chupacabra and blade getting repeated championship shots, just by living off there name.

I mean seriously, nobody around here works except a select few! I bust my ass out here every night, and losers who sit around and do nothing are given opportunity’s at titles of all sorts. My challenges? Go un-noticed, Ignored. And I’m sick off it. Attack's on Moses Lake and BDC, wasn’t good enough. My attack on Joey Orsome wasn’t as brutal enough. Well, I’ll tell you what.

I’m entering King Of The Cage, by the end of his month. And I’m going to walk through every motherfucker in my way, until I get what’s mine. And that’s starting with Joey Orsome!

I don’t care if Max, has retired. I don’t care who it is, that is announced as the new GM of brawl. You’re going to allow Joey Orsome to cross over to rampage, or allow me to stomp on brawls battlegrounds In a 1 on 1 match with Orsome. You have until King Of The Cage to book this damn match! And by god If I’m ignored this time…There will be hell to pay...If I have to make a fucking Impact!

…All over the EwC.

*Level-One slams down the Mic, as the crowd cheers in delight of Level-One’s warning. The fans feel his intensity, and so does Level-One as it burns In his eyes. Even the close up shot by the camera, can see the flames lit in his eyes*


(Commercial)


Seto Uchiha

Vs


Noah Rodgers

This would be a good match between some of the younger talent on Rampage. The match would start off with Seto displaying some of his flying ability hitting a series of dropkicks followed up by a standing moonsault for a two count early on. It would not take Noah long to ground the high flyer and put him down with a dragon screw leg whip. Noah with lay in some heavy shots and suplex's that would get Seto in a bad way. Noah would go off the top rope looking for his flying shoulder block, but Seto would catch his head into a DDT! Noah got planted! Seto would cover for a very close two count. Seto would go on the offensive here hitting some big moves and coming off the top with a moonsault for another really close two count.

Noah would turn the tied by catching Seto as he came off the top with a body press turning it into a powerslam that would get Noah a very close two count. Noah would take over and plant Seto with a stiff powerbomb that literally shook the ring, but Seto would not give up as he kicked out at two once again. The end would come when Seto would fight back hitting some punches. Seto would go for a crucifix roll up, but Noah would over power him reversing into The Color Crush! Noah would cover getting the three count.

Winner:

(Commercial)



Ricker

Vs


Jay Reynolds

This would be a decent match. Ricker would come out of the box showing why he is the current United States Champion by tackling Jay Rey and mounting him with a punch. Ricker would pound away for about a minute before the ref would pull him off. Jay would get up and get a stiff clothesline that nearly took off his head for a close two count. Ricker would set up for The Fate Sealer, but Jay would elbow him in the head fending off sure loss right away. Jay would hit a low blow on Ricker showing off what he had learned from Saint and Hayden. Jay would hit a DDT that would get him a close two count. Jay would hit a series of moves that ended with a standing moonsault for a two count. Jay would taunt the champ by slapping him in the head, but allowing him to get a roll up for a two count on Jay.

Jay would go for the J-Connection, but Ricker would reverse and send Jay back first into the turnbuckle. Jay would stumble back into The Fate Sealer. the cover, and a three count.

Winner

Post Match Jay would go on the attack again snapping at his loss. It would look like Jay was going to put down the US Champ when Level One made the save running off Jay before we went to commercial.

[Michael Saint]

[glow=limegreen,2,300]Tag Team Championship Ladder Match[/glow]

Crazyman
&
Maddog

Vs


Shadow Man(c)
&

El Chupacabra(c)


The intro of Refused's "The Shape of Punk to Come" rings out over the PA. The lights around the arena and above the ring begin to alternately turn on and off as a plethora of weapons and foreign objects are thrown through the curtain and out onto the stage. As the rest of the band fall in onto the driving riff that powers the cacophonous song, Crazyman bursts through the curtain wildeyed and raging. He stops for a moment to survey the scene in front of him, an arena of EWC fans baying for blood. He marches down to the ring, grabbing a weapon in each hand as he walks through the mess in front of him. Upon reaching the ring, he launches the weapons over the top rope and rolls quickly inside. Slowly he gets to his feet, and as he paces the squared circle everyone is treated to a cold, intense stare.

As, "I love livin in the city," rings throughout the arena, the crowd roars in appreication for the 'Punk" of EWC, as he comes down to the ring in a small little black zip-up jacket, ready to fight. He slides into the ring, and tears off the jacket, then shows off to the crowd, his SLC tattoo printed across his stomache.

Bullet with the Butterfly Wings by Smashing Pumpkins blares over the PA and a cloud of smoke fills the entrance way as Chupa comes to the ring.

The lights in the arena slowly begin to dim as everyone in the arena quickly get's to their feet and begin to make some noise. Save Me by Remy Zero then begins to play over the Sound System as three strobe lights begin to pulse in the entrance way, fog then begins to rise from below the stage in front of the entrance.

The X-Treme Tron lights up counting down from 9 all the way to 1. It seems as though every single person is on there feet counting down the numbers. Once it gets to 0 large letters flash “IT'S SHOWTIME”.

An enormous uproar of cheers now blends out the blasting of Save Me! A few moments later Shadow Man walks from behind the wall of Fog onto the stage. He stands their for a few seconds with a smirk on his face and begins to point to the fans who are screaming the loudest.

He then turns and points towards the entrance as the lovely Elisha Cuthbert walks from behind the wall of Fog as well. In a sexy manor she approaches Shadow and puts her arms around him. Shadow does the same as she gives him a kiss on the cheek.

Shadow then looks towards the camera with a cocky yet confident look on his face as they begin to walk down the ramp and towards the ring. On the way he makes silly faces into the camera. After waving at the fans while walking down the ramp Shadow lets go of Elishas hand and runs and slides onto the ring apron on one knee and holding onto the middle Rope, Shadow gets to his feet and in a cocky manor steps threw the first and second Ropes.

He then gets into the ring and runs over to the corner and jumps up onto the second turnbuckle. He pats himself on the chest twice and then points to all the screaming fans. He then points to the sky and pumps his fist for Memphis Reigns! Shadow then jumps down from the turnbuckle and turns around and leans in the corner and awaits for the match to begin

(The bell rings and we are under way. Maddog off the gun jumps El Chupacabra! Maddog and Chupa battle to the outside as Crazyman and Shadow Man go at it in the ring. Crazyman with a boot and a suplex on the World Champ. Crazyman goes up top going for a Flying Elbow right away, but Chupa gets on the apron and pushes Crazyman to the floor. Chupa is not on the apron long, because Maddog leaps off and german suplex's him to the concrete floor below!!!!! Maddog has the ladder and puts it in the ring. Shadow Man is up and Maddog goes to nail him in the face with the ladder, but Shadow Man with a drop toe hold sending the ladder into Maddog's face. Crazyman has finally got up and is back in the ring and takes down Shadow Man from behind with an inverted DDT. Crazyman sets up the ladder, but can't climb it before Shadow Man pulls him back down to the mat causing the ladder to collapse.)

Madden: Not even close.

Khan: Way too early for that.

(Chupa is up and on the apron. Maddog is up and Chupa goes for a slingshot crossbody, but Maddog catches him and slams him back first onto the ladder! Chupa arches his back in pain as Maddog goes up top. Maddog goes for a swanton bomb, but Chupa rolls out of the way and Maddog eats ladder! Chupa is up and has Crazyman set up for The Go 2 Sleep, but Crazyman is able to fight out with elbows and reverse into a face buster. Shadow Man with a clothesline to Crazyman before setting up the ladder. Shadow Man starts to climb, but is caught by Crazyman who hits him in the back. Maddog is back up and on the top rope. Maddog leaps at Shadow Man giving him a neckbreaker off the ladder! Maddog scoops up the World Champ who is limp. Maddog is setting up for The Oppressive Society, but Chupa comes up from behind and hits a low blow.)

Madden: Odd to see him save Shadow Man.

Khan: I agree, but titles do odd things to you.

(Khan looks over and spills Madden's coffee.)

Madden: KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

( Chupa sets up Maddog for The Face Eraser, but Crazyman is able to cut him off with a yakuza kick. Crazyman and Shadow Man each look at one another before racing up the ladder. They are both on the top rung. Looks like we have a battle in mid air! Maddog is up and takes the ladder out from each man before nailing Shadow Man. Maddog sets the ladder back up and gets dumped by Chupa. Chupa climbs the ladder and stabs Crazyman in the side with his patented rail road spike causing him to fall to the mat below. Shadow Man is bent over on by the ropes. Chupa gets off the ladder and charges using Shadow Man as a launching pad to send him to the outside onto Maddog!! Crazyman is bleeding as he goes over and hits Shadow Man in the back. Shadow Man turn around clocking Crazyman in the face with a right hand.)

Khan: Simple enough.

Madden: Do what works.

(Shadow Man is back on the ladder again. Shadow Man is at the top when Crazyman pushes the ladder sending Shadow Man to the outside landing on top of Chupa. Maddog back in the ring with a second ladder now and sets it up diagonal to the other ladder in the ring. Chupa has made his way into the ring somehow. Maddog and Chupa are battling in the ring as Crazyman goes up the verticle ladder. Chupa with a stunner to Maddog. Crazyman is almost to the belt. Chupa turns around running up the diagonal ladder and when he gets to Crazyman he SPEARS him to the mat where both men land with a thud. The crowds is up and is going wild for the action this match. Maddog is up and surveys the scene looking down at Crazyman and Chupa lying on the mat.)

Madden: I know what he is thinking right now.

Khan: What?

Madden: Damn that look like it hurt.

(Shadow Man is up and has set up a table outside the ring. Maddog goes to the outside and slams Shadow Man's head on the table. A second time. A third time! Maddog puts Shadow Man on the table and gets on the top rope. Maddog is going to put Shadow Man through the table, but Shadow Man is up. Shadow Man up on the apron nailing Maddog. Shadow Man sets up Maddog and The Darkness off the apron through the table!!!!!! Maddog has been taken out of this match, but Shadow Man may have taken himself out as well. Chupa is up and is climbing the ladder. Crazyman is climbing the other side. Crazyman is cutting off Chupa, but Chupa hits a kick that sends Crazyman crashing down. Chupa grabs the belts, but not falling. Chupa lets his weight do the work and brings the belts down to the mat with him.)

Winners:&

(All four men lie on the mat out cold. Shadow Man and Chupa have retained, but they do not look like winners. We have had a war on Rampage tonight the four casualties lie out cold as we go to commercial.)