Post by Michael Saint on Feb 23, 2008 22:04:46 GMT -6
[glow=blue,2,300]Rush[/glow]
Hometown Match
Doink the Clown vs Bill Clinton
The match would begin with Doink and Bill in a lock up. Bill would kick Doink in the stomach, and toss him out of the ring. He would then grab a mic and talk for five minutes about how his wife should be elected President and something about how wonderful the jugs on that chick in the third row were. Doink would get back in the ring and roll him up, but only get a two count.
Bill would get up first and beat on Doink with his fist for several minutes, keeping the clown down. But, Doink would fight back, and take Clinton down with a drop kick. he would then go to the top rope for an attempt at the Whoopee Cushion, but Bill would roll to the outside, and reach under the ring. When Doink jumped out, Bill would hit him over the head with a Little Rock (He is from Arkansas) and roll Doink in the ring and get the three count.
Winner: Bill Clinton
[glow=blue,2,300]Rush Main Event[/glow]
Justin Slade vs Rorschach
The match would begin with Rorschach rushing in with a big boot to Slade while he was yelling at the fans at ringside. Rorschach would then grad Slade's face across the top rope, before swinging him into the ropes. He would then explode on Slade with a spinebuster, and go for a pin. But, he would pick Slade up at two, and would grab him by the throat, lifting him up and tossing him into the corner.
He would charge in a drive an elbow into the side of Slade's face, and then pick him up with both hands again and throw him out of the corner onto his back. He would then stalk over Slade as he pulled himself to his feet. Once Slade was up, Rorschach would hit another big boot on him, sending him over the top rope. He would pick up Slade and drop him throat first into the ring barrier before throwing him back in the ring. Slade would stumble right into Rorschach's hands, and he would lock in a dragon sleeper. Slade would tap out.
Winner: Rorschach
(Fade)